As an Unemployed Asian Failure, I can confirm that each and every word, line, beat, beat drop, rhyming etc everything is perfectly relatable. Approved ✅
Maybe because these days rap songs are horrible and are just filled with uncomprehensible mumbles or are filled with swears since the rappers can't actually write good lyrics that fit the beat. Just my opinion of course
Idk why, but I love these. Lol. I'm not Asian and have no understanding of what the family dynamics are like for Asian families, but I can't help but smile watching these. Hahaha
Lyrics: You thought I was finished? It's the Asian drill. Ming Li on the beat Wa(x5) Someone stole my kimchi?! My son got a B in math So I give my son a smack(smack) He stupid but try to rap No food for him yeah he is fat No girl want to date him Cuz he got the triple chin When he go try work and do something he make the wok and eat dumpling He not tall Yao Ming But he always eat chowmein He like Santa but there's no such thing He not doctor he is nothing Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho Asked her to go eat spring roll But she wanted more She wanted noodle But he so broke they just went home My son got a B in math So I give my son a smack(smack) He stupid but try to rap No food for him yeah he is fat No girl want to date him Cuz he got the triple chin When he go try work and do something He make the wok and eat dumpling My son want to eat hot pot But I say do math and do not stop He want Soba, Yogurt, kimbab But I say so what? I am your mom Then I caught him with Soju So I beat his ass Kung Fu And I hit so hard he need tofu But then I got bored and I went round 2 I don't care if I am bad guy I will not feed him Chatime, pad thai, gyozai I'm no senpai but why the hell you watch Hentai I have no joy Bok choy Dumb boy My son is unemployed My son got a B in math So I give my son a smack(smack) He stupid but try to rap No food for him yeah he is fat No girl want to date him Cuz he got the triple chin When he go try work and do something He make the wok and eat dumpling You stupid You useless You failure Get a B for math and I will kill you Hoiyaaaaaaa Clean version in replies
Clean lyrics: You thought I was finished? It's the Asian drill. Ming Li on the beat Wa(x5) Someone stole my kimchi?! My son got a B in math So I gave my son a smack(smack) He stupid but try to rap No food for him yeah he is fat No girl want to date him Cuz he got the triple chin When he go try work and do something he make the wok and eat dumpling He not tall Yao Ming But he always eat chowmein He like Santa but there's no such thing He not doctor he is nothing Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho Asked her to go eat spring roll But she wanted more She wanted noodle But he so broke they just went home My son got a B in math So I gave my son a smack(smack) He stupid but try to rap No food for him yeah he is fat No girl want to date him Cuz he got the triple chin When he go try work and do something He make the wok and eat dumpling My son want to eat hot pot But I say do math and do not stop He want Soba, Yogurt, kimbab But I say so what? I am your mom Then I caught him with Soju So I beat his butt Kung Fu And I hit so hard he need tofu But then I got bored and I went round 2 I don't care if I am bad guy I will not feed him Chatime, pad thai, gyozai I'm no senpai but why the what you watch Hentai I have no joy Bok choy Dumb boy My son is unemployed My son got a B in math So I gave my son a smack(smack) He stupid but try to rap No food for him yeah he is fat No girl want to date him Cuz he got the triple chin When he go try work and do something He make the wok and eat dumpling You stupid You useless You failure Get a B for math and I will kill you Hoiyaaaaaaa
Number 1 in the Charts Worldwide.... right now 👍 I think Josh enjoys rapping as 'mum' 😁😁😁 Very funny, love this guy's humour, it's precious/appreciated ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😎😎
"They I caught him with Soju, so I beat his ass, kungfu! And I hit so hard he needs tofu but then I got bored and I went round 2." Hilarious! This guy can make such a random phrase sounds so good!
The thing I like about K-comic's rap is that the quality keeps improving, unlike many rap songs, which the quality may be fluctuating every now and then.
If Nikocado were adopted by an Asian couple, he would have been slim and fit! This rap sums up all I saw about Asian moms on this wonderful channel. Wish you a Happy New year and a successful 2023, Josh.
This hits harder than the broom 🧹
indeed
Frfr😫
You guys get hit by a broom you are so lucky hooyiiaaa back in my days i got hit by a big metal stick that had a sliper on each of it sides Hoyyiia
@@eddie3882 pain really is virtual too indeed
In my country parents make you break off the actual twig you'll be getting hit with 🥲
This song slaps harder than his mom will ever slap him
Okay but fr
Fr 😂😂😂
Indeed
Damn 😭
YEAH
"my son is unemployed" that line and the drop of the beat at same time hit so hard
YEESSSSSS I had to rewatch it like 50 times it was tooo goooodd
“I have no joy, bok choy, dumb boy, my son is unemployed” killed me 🤣🎵
Min li tho😂😂😂😂
😂
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then why are you talking when your dead
That was a bar!
As an Unemployed Asian Failure, I can confirm that each and every word, line, beat, beat drop, rhyming etc everything is perfectly relatable. Approved ✅
Lmfao
Hope your life gets better
Bro😂😂😂😂
Yep very relatable
It's been one month, you become doctor yet?
😂
that’s so sick
we need a whole album
Yes
Fr
Ya that would be cool 😎
Naaa, we need a whole CD store
@@Mr_Pot23 yea hahah
The "my son is unemployed" line drops so hard
Yes fr 😂😂
Still better than 90% of the raps going around.
Change that to 90% of mainstream and you would be unriconically right.
Now we need a rap song from the fathers perspective.
He left before the mum could, he knew this would happen, surprised she didn't put him up for adoption!
he left for the milk
Shoulda divorced his mom- She acts like she’s Kim Jong.
Nah, he's either a total simp for the mother or just an unfortunate sperm donor at this point.
The father's always at work
Starting the new year with a Korean comic banger 😎
Hooooiyaa
@@worldwidebombshell so true 🙊
na he need a korean kid rap it will be baner🎉
Better than BTS
For me it's ending the year with a banger
0:19 bro this slaps harder than my ps5
Man I'm crying. Shit is too funny, watched it 3 times in a row.
10x in row
The aggressiveness, anger and disgust towards the son makes this even better, or worse
Lmao
I love these danmmmmm
That is usual for drill music
"no girls wanna date him cause he got the triple chin".
That got me😔✋
bro now we need a whole album, each song gets better and better
this hits harder than eminem 💀
Fr
🤤
These songs are better that actual rap songs
No cap
yes
Frr
Wow 447 likes and only 4 replies😮
Maybe because these days rap songs are horrible and are just filled with uncomprehensible mumbles or are filled with swears since the rappers can't actually write good lyrics that fit the beat. Just my opinion of course
' I was bored so I went round 2' why is this so,true
Idk why, but I love these. Lol. I'm not Asian and have no understanding of what the family dynamics are like for Asian families, but I can't help but smile watching these. Hahaha
Bruh This Is Harder Than Most Real Drill Rap Songs Bruh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:06 this part killing me🤣
how?
1:11 I think it is
ye lol
LOLOLOLOLOL
that was fire
Man honestly deserves 1 mil subs for all the effort and humor he puts in the raps
fr
100%
"i beat his ass kung foo" cracked me up
THIS RAP IS FR FIREE
Lyrics:
You thought I was finished?
It's the Asian drill.
Ming Li on the beat
Wa(x5)
Someone stole my kimchi?!
My son got a B in math
So I give my son a smack(smack)
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him
Cuz he got the triple chin
When he go try work and do something he make the wok and eat dumpling
He not tall Yao Ming
But he always eat chowmein
He like Santa but there's no such thing
He not doctor he is nothing
Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho
Asked her to go eat spring roll
But she wanted more
She wanted noodle
But he so broke they just went home
My son got a B in math
So I give my son a smack(smack)
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him
Cuz he got the triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling
My son want to eat hot pot
But I say do math and do not stop
He want Soba, Yogurt, kimbab
But I say so what? I am your mom
Then I caught him with Soju
So I beat his ass Kung Fu
And I hit so hard he need tofu
But then I got bored and I went round 2
I don't care if I am bad guy
I will not feed him Chatime, pad thai, gyozai
I'm no senpai but why the hell you watch Hentai
I have no joy
Bok choy
Dumb boy
My son is unemployed
My son got a B in math
So I give my son a smack(smack)
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him
Cuz he got the triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling
You stupid
You useless
You failure
Get a B for math and I will kill you
Hoiyaaaaaaa
Clean version in replies
Clean lyrics:
You thought I was finished?
It's the Asian drill.
Ming Li on the beat
Wa(x5)
Someone stole my kimchi?!
My son got a B in math
So I gave my son a smack(smack)
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him
Cuz he got the triple chin
When he go try work and do something he make the wok and eat dumpling
He not tall Yao Ming
But he always eat chowmein
He like Santa but there's no such thing
He not doctor he is nothing
Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho
Asked her to go eat spring roll
But she wanted more
She wanted noodle
But he so broke they just went home
My son got a B in math
So I gave my son a smack(smack)
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him
Cuz he got the triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling
My son want to eat hot pot
But I say do math and do not stop
He want Soba, Yogurt, kimbab
But I say so what? I am your mom
Then I caught him with Soju
So I beat his butt Kung Fu
And I hit so hard he need tofu
But then I got bored and I went round 2
I don't care if I am bad guy
I will not feed him Chatime, pad thai, gyozai
I'm no senpai but why the what you watch Hentai
I have no joy
Bok choy
Dumb boy
My son is unemployed
My son got a B in math
So I gave my son a smack(smack)
He stupid but try to rap
No food for him yeah he is fat
No girl want to date him
Cuz he got the triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling
You stupid
You useless
You failure
Get a B for math and I will kill you
Hoiyaaaaaaa
good effort but im gonna be honest no ones gonna see this
@@noobyobbyist7352 yeah
@@EvilPeppa i am lmao
@@noobyobbyist7352 I'm hereee
Honestly I really enjoy him rapping, he is soooo good. If he want to become a rapper I am ready to support him
My favourite part 00:39
Same
As a member of the Asian parent community, I confirm this song to be very relatable
Bill gates? What are you doing here
Wtf
The "Hoiyaa" at the last part had me dying and rolling on the floor 💀
0:01 ice spice can’t even compete 🥱🥱
Don't compare ice spice to him, he knows how to make good music
he actually is getting better in every video. I think this is the best rap man
As an Eastern European, this hits harder than a drunk father
The Asian parent rap is just keep getting better and better 😂
As a Asian failure, I can completely relate to this rap
I'm rolling🤣🤣🤣
FR I got a A in math and my mom acted like I got that Z- 🤣
@@christine76 really? What's the highest grade btw? S+ ? 🤣
@Silaen Nase I am an Asian too btw 🫂, and i can relate
@@KoolSom Nah my highest grade be that Z- - - - - -
Actually no because my mom would have disowned me 😂
His hoyaaaaaa at the end caught me off guard 😂
THIS IS THE BEST DRILL SONG EVRRRR
the HOIYAAAA gets me everytime i will never get tired of this man's skits 😭😭😭😭😭
IM DECEASED
It is true talent that he can maintain that Asian stereotypical voice for that long
Edit: Thank you for the likes guys I appreciate it so much 😭🫶
This Song deserves to be on Amazon music. I hope it is cause I was about to put it on my playlist with the other one😂
My bro killed this record. This shyt slap. ! And entertaining asf too. Love the word play! One of my fav parts 0:33-0:39 😆😂
Number 1 in the Charts Worldwide.... right now 👍
I think Josh enjoys rapping as 'mum' 😁😁😁
Very funny, love this guy's humour, it's precious/appreciated ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😎😎
"Then I caught him with Soju 🥃
So I beat his ass Kung Fu "
Man I'm dead 🤣💀
He deserves an Oscar for his effort give him a round of applause👏👏👏👏👏
Crazy beat, bro's the top Asian rapper 100%
1:35
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
this is probably the best way to end this year
Bro went off after 0:54
best song made this year
1:17 Was soooo good. This is it boy, this is your career now. You're. So. Good.
We need more asian rappers in the industry
The HOIYAAAA at the end was beautiful 🥹
Bro is a true rapper respect for him
“My son got a B in math” 🔥🔥🔥 0:14
That "HOIYAAAAA" got me 💀
Good news - This is finally on SPOTIFY!!!!!
*slaps slipper on to the ground*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Drake been real quiet since this dropped
Edit : thx for 77 likes guys
Edit 2: GAWD DAMN 200???
119 👍
188 👍
228
239 👍
How your parents would describe you as 1:33
THIS GUY SHOULD GET A NOBEL PEACE AWARD FOR THE GREAT CONTENT!
No a grammy
I've been looking for this channel for ages !!
This song is so nice i am downloading it
0:27 FIRE
“Caught him with soju, I hit him with kung fu”🥶🔥🥶🔥 that shit went so hard🔥🥶🔥🔥🥶
Euuggghhh🔥🔥🔥 he finally appeared on my recommendations. I've been been looking for him
The tripple chin got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am shocked at how good this sounds. It feels like it shouldn't sound good... But it does, and I love it
This is the best rap i ever heard in my life. 😂😂
For real
“You thought I was finished”
💀
K’s flow is crazy fr. Love it bro!
0:59 goes hard
0:33 bars
"why u whatch hentai got me😂😂😂☠️☠️
Dude you made me laugh so hard beer came out of my nose, keep making the hilarious content. You are not "the failure"
"They I caught him with Soju, so I beat his ass, kungfu! And I hit so hard he needs tofu but then I got bored and I went round 2." Hilarious! This guy can make such a random phrase sounds so good!
The line "but why the hell you watch h-" got me 😭
Bro actually killed that shit
"HOIYAHHH"
Nawwww 💀
The thing I like about K-comic's rap is that the quality keeps improving, unlike many rap songs, which the quality may be fluctuating every now and then.
If Nikocado were adopted by an Asian couple, he would have been slim and fit! This rap sums up all I saw about Asian moms on this wonderful channel. Wish you a Happy New year and a successful 2023, Josh.
Nikocado diss track
bro we gonna start a riot with this
ITT'S FIREEE BROOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"When he go try work and do something he make the wok and eat dumpling" that line is so good 😂
1:17 really had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Same 🤣
i have no words
but the only word that came out was laughter
This hits harder than the belt then the frying pan then getting burnt then with the wedding spoons
He honestly needs an award for this talent!
Bro that literally hit harder then a Asian mom calling you a failure. That was really good better then the other ones
LET HIM COOK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Use the wok😂😂😂😂😂
Is it me or I enjoyed it with my sis dancing 🤣🤣😊🤣
As an Asian, someone play this at my funeral so my future son can hear this and not be a failure
These raps are truly amazing!
I wish bro had more subs, cause he deserves it. Wish you all the best!
Hell yeah, best asian parent rapper!😄🤣😂
@@stay-2022 You're probable right, so... then why not "best aisan rapper"
@@stay-2022 -oh and Happy New Year!!!
AYY!!! DROP THESE IN SPOTIFY RN!! I swear I will listen to this on repeat.
Why is this so good. 😮
It's actually the first song I laugh to and enjoy at the same time.
lol wow, another banger! omg my friend is dying because of how accurate this is XD
1:40 is killing me 😂💀❤️
0:07 BEUH LOL
Lol
This hits harder than the headphone cord💀💀💀
0:06 my favorite part
I am finally proud of being Asian