Jim Cornette on Jon Moxley's Wrestling School Seminar
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2023
- From Episode 297 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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I believe the full name of the school is "Jon Moxley's Institute of No Selling, Bad Punches, and Crowd Brawling."
You forgot blading on camera. That’s the most important part!
@@wilcee238 That's part of the final exam, you get gifted a razor blade to use for the first time.
🤣
He only does it when he gets slammed head first on broken glass or barbed wire. Like Hogan in the 80s, but more badass
@@titosantana8236 Moxley and badass should never be used in the same sentence.
Jim Cornette should show up to Moxley's seminar just to roast him 😂😂😂
He would never show up to be around the type of people that would be there lol
The problem with that is Corny would have to leave the Castle, enter public & interact with humans outside of Stacy and Brian.
@LeeeOhh-gr3gn Whatever you say lady.
I'd much prefer Brian Last to be in the crowd and reactively impersonate Moxley after he says something
@@LeeeOhh-gr3gn 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Says the people who are perpetual victims 🤣🤣😂🤣😂
“The stork that delivered moxley was later arrested for carrying dope” im dying what a way to start my day 😂😂😂
Brian Last as Moxley, cracks me up everytime…Yeah!
Badass!!! Lol
“…Rocky V!”
Blood!!!!
I don't get it. He doesn't sound anything like him. Isn't funny at all to me, but I'm glad you like it.
I can't stand Brian but f me if his Mox doesn't crack me up every time too hahaha
Brian's impressions of Moxley are hilarious.
id pay to see a standup of him imitiating wrstlers
"they're bad ass"
@@blinkth3dog make it a sketch show.
"Welcome to my fucking seminar. Here i will make you all badasses. Yeah. Gonna be more blood than a horror movie... scariest, bloodiest horror movie you've ever seen, like Rocky IV... fuck yeah"
Cut to a bunch of 12 year olds furiosly taking notes
@@JohnKobaRuddy”they’re dope too” 😂
"step 2, BLOOOOOD"
They need to do a mock interview with moxley. Jim interviews him but it's Brian last doing the voice 😂
I've been asking for that as well 😂
That would be amazing lmao They need to make this happen ASAP
That would make an amazing 605 segment with Scott Cornish as JR.
this seems like something better suited for Brian's 605 podcast although I admit it would probably be funny regardless
Hell, if Brian were bored and had enough free time, he could do his own mock interview of Hannibal interviewing Moxley. Bonus points if Seth "The Nanny" "Franklin" Rollins shows up 🤣
The more I watch Moxley the more I understand why wwe monitored Ambrose behavior when he was there
we now need a Moxley omibus,
full of Brians personations
Yeah
Moxley’s opening line to his students is going to be a batman quote:
“Tell me, do you bleed? You will.”
"Do you bleed? I will."
How dare you make me bleed my own blood!!!
I make you make me bleed my own blood... Like Rocky 4, with thumbtacks..., and it'll be fuckin dope!!
"Martha.........."
@@juicyfruit6311 why did you say that name....
_Bleeds_
Moxley during his seminar: "Grab a blade then pass the rest around"
😂 Take a bow!
Yes always make sure the camera is pointed at you, and lay face up before you do it
Moxley: "It'll be just like Rocky 3. Yeahhhh!"
😂😂
Hahaha hell yes!
Brian’s impression of plumber is great 😂 also love his “thanks guy’s” impression of Mark Khan! 😂😂😂
Jon Moxley running a wrestling seminar is like Ted Bundy running a dating seminar
Or Al Bundy running a financial seminar
That wrestling school is Sammy Callahans wrestling school in Dayton lol
Or Jeffrey Dahmer teaching a human anatomy class
@@wilcee238or King Kong Bundy running a fitness seminar
Or John Cooper holding “get rich quick” seminar 😂
“The stork that delivered Moxley was later arrested for carrying dope.” Oh god, I’m wheezing. 😂😂😂
Kind of like the time he said that Laurentiis’ (Johnny Ace’s) mother slapped the stork that delivered him lmfao
And the rendition by Travis left me completely for dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
'only 20 spots available'
that still less spots than a typical AEW match
Moxley opening up a wrestling school is like Chris Jericho giving singing lessons
How to Blade: 101
Lesson 1: do it where the camera can see completely doing it
"Jon Moxley Wrestling School Seminar - The most in-depth look at blading you'll ever find."
I could listen to Brian impersonate Moxley all day. I THINK ITS DOPE!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
First lesson: How to bleed within first three minutes of the match. Why…because it is f’ing badass.
The fact that the poster advertising the plumber doing a wrestling seminar had the word 'experience' misspelled is kinda symbolic in a way
The Jon Moxley wrestling school is located right next to the Yokozuna weight loss center.
And the Vince Russo school of long term booking
$60 to watch Rocky III with blood in your eyes
Moxley: “This is the most important thing about this wrestling business”
*pulls out blade*
Jon Moxley doing a wreslting seminar is like Hogan doing a selflessness seminar. Or Tony doing a seminar on trains of thoughts. Like being the fastest 1 legged racer at a donkey show. Its gonna be slow, painful, and by the end of it shits gonna be VERY uncomfortable.
Imagine a Dave Meltzer Seminar on trains of thought!!! Holy smokes.
'Right class, take a blade and pass it on'
Brian Last doing his John Moxley voice is one of the best things ever...
Brian in Mox voice: "We're gonna watch some tapes guys; so sit down. Have you ever seen Rocky 3?"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I swear I almost choked to death from laughing too hard. Brilliant!!!!!
We need an omnibus of this 😂
I'd LOVE to see Jim Corn go on one more run in the WWE, even if its just for a few months. I mean I know he is all good and contempt, but man, that level of shakeup with managers, especially while Paul Heyman is still on the pay roll as well, THIS would be historically sooooo much FUN!
Cornette stable vs Heyman stable would work
@@CRidahz Does the angle climax with Cornette vs Heyman Tuxedo 2: Electric boogaloo?
I want to see Jim and Paul Heyman cutting promos on each other. That'd be must see TV.
This would all work out on an epic scale, possibly the best heat clash of managers since the Hulkamania Era!
I'm honestly shocked he's not working in AEW in some capacity, imagine him booking Collision
“Remember to trade chops and bleed guys” in Brian’s Mox voice
Brian committing fully to whatever he's doing from 2:00 to 2:45 🤣 🤣 "Like a frog" 😂
Brian’s Moxley impressions are gold 😂😂😂 “Rocky 5. Yeah!”
I bet that the people in the front row of the Moxley seminar, will have to wear a poncho or plastic tarp like a Gallagher show when he blades. “You want to see me slice this fruit?!”
Hazmat more like, we don't know where he's been
I read the title and immediately started laughing. Now I'll listen to it and probably die from laughter.
“Alright, we watch Japanese Death Matches, Rocky 3, blade, and beat up Brian Dennehy’s grandkids. 60 bucks”
We need a Brian's impressions of Moxley omnibus
Someone in the cult must be a part time or semi-pro wrestler. Please god go to this seminar and send a full report back to Jim.
front me 60 bucks and Ill go
Im going
@@Cam-zv1jqplease report
Let us know how it goes Cam. 👍
Unfortunately, Brian’s “1st step: lockup, 2nd step: blood!” Mox-ism was incorrect , as “lockup” isn’t even the first step. That’s usually “throw some ultra-fake punches & hope the production guy in the truck will cut on every one like Kevin Dunn always did”
Isn’t moxley’s steps to wrestling
1) get blade
2) turn to the camera
3) start blading
@@totallybored5526 I'd have gone with:
1 - Find a money mark
2 - Bleed
3 - Profit
Don't forget take the match out of the ring.
1) Throw opponent out of the ring in the first 15 seconds
2) "Brawl" around the outside for at least 50% of the match with strikes that are nowhere close to connecting (Be Badass)
3) Look for a reason to bleed
4) Blade in front of the camera
5) SELL NOTHING
6) Win the match with a halfhearted double underhook ddt that is sometimes a suplex instead
7) Grab sharp object, and stab the loser in the head
8) Say you ate the guy's bones, drank his blood, and fucked his mom
9) Leave the ring with "Wild Thing" being sung by fans that are supposed to not want to cheer for you
You got 8/9.
You’re supposed to say that you drank the guy’s bones and ate his blood
First lesson: How to blade
Second lesson: How to no sell
Third lesson: How to make a non-sober promo
Final lesson: How to not be a professional wrestler
Additional curriculum: How to become a Bank-Addicted Drug Robber 😂😂😂
Lesson One is actually how to find a side or back entrance
Lesson Two is how to walk like a fucken moron to the ring
Then take it from there…
@@jdspreestlesson three : learn how to throw a bottle of water and some unsuspecting crowd members head
Lesson 4: punches - and why landing them doesn't matter, especially in front of a camera
Somebody needs to go to this and tell us about it
Brian’s Mox impressions are superb 😂
Brian Last's impression of Moxley is absolutely superb. I'm glad it seems to crack Cornette up as much as it cracks me up.
"we go right to action.
step one - lock-up. step two - blllooooooooooooooddddddddddd"
I've not even pressed play yet, but when I saw this on facebook I couldn't wait to hear Jim's take on this. I already know this is going to be gold.
Mox's lessons:
1. Bleed in *every fucking match*
2. Have most of the match happen outside the ring
3. Armpit fart elbow exchange is a must
Just picturing him pacing back n forth shrugging his shoulders back one at a time while sounding anxious and teaching the students how to bleed right lol
Brian Last as Jon Moxley omnibus needs to be a thing.
I wanna hear Brian’s Moxley have a conversation with Jim’s Ernie Ladd
Jim: Lets dissect this.
Brian: (as Moxley) Like a frog.
The Omnibus of Last making fun of Moxley at the end of the year is going to be great
Moxley running a wrestling seminar is like Vince McMahon running a se*ual assault awareness course
😂😂😂😂 I didn't expect Jon moxley to drop by the podcast. Brian lass you do the best moxley impressions, you guys get me through the day.
I like that name better than his real one 😂
Using the WCCW theme for their sell at the end of this clip NEVER gets old. Immediately afterward you're waiting for a match with The Missing Link. And then THREE MORE matches with The Missing Link.
I love Brian’s voice he does of Moxley. “Ya that’s dope.” We will teach them how to bleeeeed… Ya!
This is going to be the best wrestling school since Warrior University.
First of all let me just say the artwork of the Vlasic Stork is unbelievably brilliant... Second of all, Brian's imitation of Jon "Action Hero" Moxley is unbelievably brilliant....and third, how can someone make a Double Arm DDT look so unbelievably bad?...
I actually based it on the stork from the old looney tunes. 😁
@@travisheckel3788 With the hat sideways no less so obviously the stork after he's had a few celebratory drinks like in the cartoon. Who else would deliver Moxley except a drunk stork, lol!
@@travisheckel3788what’s hilarious is that the stork is supposed to be Corny hahahaha 😂
@@travisheckel3788 you're bitter
@@travisheckel3788 trash
I think we're reading this all wrong. This is the students going there to ACTUALLY teach moxley to wrestle
HAHAHA, genius
I laughed just at the title
But the impressions from last and sarcasm from corny hits to well
I think my favorite Corny Drive Tru episodes are the ones where Cornette is shitting all over Plumber Moxley 😆
They are the best episodes of the Experiance!
So… all of them? 🤣
I would give anything for some audio/video from this "seminar." "Alright class, we're gonna go over some fucking God damn fucking dope ass fucking barbed wire shit!"
Jon Moxley holding a wrestling seminar is like Homer Simpson hosting a Mensa meeting.
I can feel Brian fist bumping anytime Mox is in the news cause he can crack Cornette with that impression
One of my favorite responses to this was, "Thanks. I already know how to cut myself." XD
Been waiting for this one!!!😂😂😂😂😂
BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BLADE!!!
I’ll sign up as soon as I finish my singing lessons from Yoko Ono.
unironically Yoko is actually more an artist than John ever was or could hope to be. she just wasn't pop or mainstream and Beatles marks couldn't deal with that
Jim and Brian needs to send an operative to see what the hell Moxley is teaching.
Step 1. Lock up
Step 2. BLUUUUUUUUUUD
I fucking died 😭😭😭😭
Moxley needs wrestling classes
I’ve downloaded this so I can listen at any time, any place.
I know Moxley has done a bunch of stuff at Sami Callihan's wrestling school
That’s as shocking as finding out that Victor Von Doom is a bad guy.
That inbred has a wrestling school???
Brian really loves pretending to be Moxley in these bits... and they get funnier every time he does it.
at this point an Omnibus is coming lol
I'm at the gym and I lost it when he said that'll be 60 bucks 😂
I'm in fucking tears😂 Brian is comedy gold "Dope.. like a frog" 😂😂
@@lillagahnavich7700 I hope so!
@@lillagahnavich7700 I hope not, I’ll bust my rib.
Brian's "Moxley" impression had me fucking rolling bro!!😂😂😂
Brian's Moxley is a highlight! "Like a frog"
Brian as moxley is fucken incredible 😂😂😂😂😂
Brian Last impersonation of John Moxley is funny as hell
Welcome to Jon 'Plumber' Moxley's Badass Wrestling School here at the world renowned Piledriver Institute of Technology. Lesson one: flat back bumps on dirty hypodermic needles!
He made it "only 20 spots" because that is the only way for him to have a chance of selling it out.
They'll probably still need Tony to paper it and resell on Vivid Seats to recoup
The thumbnail/artwork for this clip is hilarious! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
2:19 Brian Last's Moxley impression... 🤣🤣
Any time a video is made discussing Moxley im as happy as a kid on Christmas morning as it means we get to hear Brian do the voice 😆
Brian doing the plumber and Tony Khan is always hilarious lol, his Yeaahhh it’s badazz and his soft voice Hi guys is always so good
Turns out Reigns is the only one from the original Shield that has a full functioning brain.
I thought I was going to give myself an aneurysm from laughing so hard at Brian's Moxley impression.
What kills me is that I actually have seen Mox wrestle when he wants to ! When he first left WWE for NJPW he wore trunks and boots and had pretty good matches . For a few months . Then ........we get this side of him .
Completely agree. New Japan Moxley was cool. Been Completely downhill since then
"Badass!"
I die every time Brian says "dope" lol. I love this channel.
@@celebrategout1008define your terminology of “cringe” 🤔
@@celebrategout1008 Ya it was funny the first few times now it's just annoying
I'm trying to eat my lunch and about to choke to death laughing lol
I can listen to Brian do Moxley impressions all day 🤣
I need an audio of Last doing a mock seminar as Moxley post haste.
I’m only 4 seconds in but MAN OH MAN am I hoping for constant back and forth Mox impressions here! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Hello we have a plumber in the parking lot😂😂😂
After looking into it, the head trainer of Piledriver Wrestling Academy is Sami Callihan 😂
can we all pool money to get Jim in this seminar ? 😂
Was Moxley there to teach them how to throw a believable punch? Was Shane McMahon not available?
Oh, right. His quad.
Brian!!! You are too much!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love it!
I'd happily fly to the US with $60 to attend Sloth Moxley's event just to laugh at him. Everybody gets a free fork for their forehead on the door. Lol
The stork was arrested, that one made me spill the coffee laughing
Thank you Brian, you made my afternoon.❤️ Jim, in your opinion which was worse, Moxley's seminar or Warrior U?
I knew this was gonna be great after I saw the title 😂😂. Moxley thinks he's Stu Hart now.
He's Stooge Hart
I mean he did marry a Canadian
@@bl00dkillz and she's one of the more bland Canadians. And that's saying something.
Not many people would pay attention to Mox if not for his time in the WWE.
Oh my god seriously.. "Just like Rocky 3, totally dope sick" I bet he blades during the seminar
At least jim still acknowledges that Moxley can cut a good promo after all this time.
Seminar starts out in the parking lot jamming 70s rock and pre blading