Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever?
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Skyrim’s got a lot of magic in it. There are spells, potions, shouts, undead creatures, and even a handful of powers that let you transform into powerful creatures to obtain a taste of their power. But one such power wasn’t finished for fear of making the player too powerful. Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever?
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Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever? (in text form)
The beginning of the game is similar to this idea, stupid. The only thing of note that happened between riding into Skyrim and escaping out into the real Skyrim is that I chose a Khajit as my race because it’s the closest thing to a giant feral rat as you can get as a race. I’ll use the remainder of the opening to explain how this challenge works. Despite what your mind might be thinking, I’m not going to use a mod to turn myself into a Skeever, in fact I’m not using any mods for this playthrough, though that’s due to me being inept at modding, doesn’t have anything to do with this challenge in particular. As you know already, Bethesda had originally intended to let the player transform into three of the most powerful creatures in all of Skyrim: the Werewolf, the Vampire, and the Skeever. Just like Pokemon’s three Legendary dogs- Air Bud, Garfield, and Bidoof, one had to be removed from the game because it was simply too powerful. And while the Polymorph Skeever Power is technically still in the game, it is unobtainable without using console commands. Luckily for all of you, I don’t give a about cheating. So, freshly birthed from the escape canal, I used a console command to give myself the Polymorph Skeever power, equipped it, used it, successfully turned myself into Skeever Paul, and the real game began.
There’s something incredibly important that you must understand about this power, it wasn’t finished. Alright. Now I’m not talkin’ about the janky camera or the inability see in first person or how you can’t move directly left or right, you go forwards or backwards and can only move in another direction by making the camera face that direction. I mean if you do the wrong thing, the game breaks. It collapses in on itself, destroying everything, crashing the game. This is not like being a baby werewolf or a mob-boss kingpin rat like Ratatouille. It would be more efficient to explain what exactly it is I can still do, but I like to complain so we’re not doing that. There’s the camera and movement difficulties I’ve already mentioned. They’re annoying but not the end of the world. Attacking is not an option. Attacking, blocking, or attempting to draw a weapon doesn’t just not work, it crashes the game. Not that you’d be able to equip a weapon anyway because the Character Menu is off limits. This means all forms of magic might as well not exist. You can’t bring up the map, so fast traveling doesn’t work either. On the topic of movement, as a Skeever you can’t jump either. Leveling up, increasing Health, Stamina, Magic, or literally any skill in the game isn’t something you get to do anymore. And of course you can’t bring up your inventory either.
I’ll go ahead and let you in on a little secret. When I started this challenge, I fully intended on it being a 90 minute romp that turned into an 8 minute Mitten Prime video. As you can probably tell by the length and the channel it’s on, that didn’t happen. By now, I’ve probably arrived in Riverwood, spoken to a lady of the night about a dragon, and set off for White Run because, for once, I didn’t really have a plan. It was outside the gates of Whiterun my mind began to wander and I became increasingly concerned about how I was going to get through this. In fact, I was so paranoid that I turned to a British Coffee expert for the answers. For the briefest of moments my little grape sized mind thought I could use the special Necromancer rock to summon an army of undead brother rats to fight for me. But that unfortunately requires you to use a power, which is not only impossible for a rat of this magnitude but would also maybe fail the challenge. 
Игры
Can you imagine being a guard at the Thalmor Embassy when suddenly a Skeever in a little suit and hat just strolls over, vomits a crumpled invitation on your shoe, and waddles into the party
Visualising this made me laugh my ass off.
That's the cutest shit ever lol
Elenwen's standars are only getting worse.
Great comment. Hilarious
@@lefteron6804 *better
This is literally just Ratatouille. Rat knows how to do everything but because he is a rat, he can't do anything so he controls other person to do almost everything for him.
It would make the dark brotherhood quest line interesting
Enters the Chef quest a skeever with a hat "oh sorry i didn't know who you were"
Y E S!
Looking back on that movie... What happens when the rat dies??? The chef is literally fucked.
@@agenericusername2488 Remy is eternal.
Time to rewatch everything from this legend. Rest in peace my friend
Same here
Wait what?
sry to tell you but, he died@@TheGamingEvangelist
I don’t take issue with the cheats at all, clipping through doors and such makes sense since you’re a rat and can fit in small spaces that normal characters couldn’t, liked that part with the grey beards, it’s like they tried to teach you then realized Skeevers can’t shout. And as for the vegetable soup, Todd Howard should be ashamed for not allowing a rat to cook. Anyone can cook.
I guess he never saw Ratatouille
Paul should've just found some ginger to control to do the cooking for him smh
I work in a restaraunt and I can assure you, not everyone can cook 🤣
Not anyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.
@@gamerguy6990 spoken like a poet
Paul has done it. He has discovered Hell's 10th circle and made it into a challenge. Now this is where the real air conditioner begins.
The 10th circle of hell is beating nukaworld without taking any damage
@@Ben-yd7hb That would be more like burrowing through the tenth circle and creating an entire new one.
Paul
@@polik3192 Legends don't have names :P
@@georgehouliaras7239 yes they do, they are all named Paul
It's terrifying that skeevers can wear all the armor in the world and just don't
*The Skeever is the Armor*
Imagine a Skeever in 3 sets of deadric armour...
@@Zaire82 imagine a skeever with 13000 sets of dragonbone armor
@@angelic_Death. Something I never understood, why do people wear dragonplate armor? Daedric is 8 better for the base resistance, is it just because you like how dragonplate looks?
@@_b_moll yeah to me looks are more for armor then the stats for most playthroughs i do use dedric tho it depends on what im doing but yeah its mostly looks of it
I like to imagine when he read the elder scroll at the throat of the world using faendal's inventory it was actually just faendal reading the elder scroll to a rat like a bedtime story
@Logicalwren 23 Now Faendal *can't* see
Robin quotes, a freind of mine was in a brothel in Amsterdam called the throat of the world, when he left the brothel his legs were like jelly.
@@garyzod8818 guess shouting bdsm is a thing over there uwu
@@mr.v7244 the uwu adds another layer of hell to this reply
Faendal was the actual dragonborn, there just so happened to be an oversized rat nearby that always got mistaken for the dragonborn
A very Fullmetal Alchemist-esque mix up.
No. He just acted like the Dragonborn. In fact, the real Dragonborn was a skeever in his hat, controlling his every move.
@@rosscross1483 Who was actually Peter Pettigrew.
I thought it's Nazeem...
"That skeever! It's the dragonborn!"
"No you idiot, it's the elf!"
Skeever: "Stand aside, or else."
Gate Guard: "..."
i wanted to like then i saw the number..
n i c e
@@drowningindanile7184 I wanted to dislike your comment so I did
@@blakebabcock8890 :(
@@drowningindanile7184 aw... okay I liked it I’m sorry
@@blakebabcock8890 it's oki
Most heart breaking things to hear
"a show is cancelled"
"Item is incompatible"
"I did not beat skyrim as a skeever"
and "Children cannot use that"
But he did get farther than anybody else as a skeever! I went to Riverwood once before giving up and never using that console command again!
Calling Spiff a coffee expert hurt me deeply
"Connected, no internet"
The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Ladies and gentlemen this is truly where the real game begins
Ad victoriam i guess
*The true 'real game' FINALLY begins.
But now the game has truly begun
You have not even begin to play the game soldier
Hell ye
Because of Paul's frequent use of vegetable soup in Skyrim runs I've created and have been working on my own soup recipe. It's a nice way to remember him by
I’d be shocked if there’s not a mod by the end of the day that fixes everything about this power
I'm honestly surprised there isn't one already. There HAS to be.
@@ElysetheEevee i remember playing around with a mod that let you turn into like 20 diffrent enemies (skeever included) maybe 4 years ago and it worked very well. I don't know if you could interact with things but you could definitely attack and move around cleanly
@@Teal_. I think you mean the druid mods. Something something wrath of nature. I was sad because it wasn't ported to SSE.
@@Teal_. only mod i knew abot was the breath of fire mod
@@RioManegos
You can port it yourself. It's quite easy with a bit of RTFM-fu.
"You can't beat Skyrim as a skeever"
Paul of Mitten Squad: That warning won't stop me because I can't read!
Cause of the airconditoner sized nose is in the way, maybe it's even his "hiden pocket" for his veggie soup
Rest in peace Paul. I hope you’re enjoying an endless amount of buckets in Sovngarde
Imagine Gerdur's face when a Skeever runs up like "Hey Ralof said you could help me out"
i laughed an unreasonable amount to this
Imagine a skeever comes to the greybeards yeah i am the dovakihn why ?
Skeevers are almost as underwhelming as the Legion.
@@dergurkischurki3943 sounds like the start of a terrible joke
Soup what are you talking about no it doesn’t
"British coffee expert"
SHOTS FIRED
Omni Wolf same thought. Hope he’s prepared for a tea-bagging.
Papa Spiff won't stand for this
O o f
I sense an incoming war
He won't stand a chance against a Spiff on Yorkshire Tea Gold
Rest in peace mitten may you gather all the buckets in the afterlife
Imagine aiming your arrow at a random skeever in the Ratway and it just fus ro squeaks you out of Mundus
Squeak Squeak! SQUEAK!!!! (dragon born theme starts playing)
Yes
Fus Ro *S Q U E A K*
then you would be teleported to the year 2020.
They say there is a man who hates himself so much he completed Skyrim as a mere Skeever, you believe it to be a myth, but the legends are true!
A yes, the fabled tale of Paul "The nose" Mittens
Dev: "The Skeever transformation is way to powerful."
Todd: "Remove it"
Dev: "But we could just Nerf it"
Todd: "Did I stutter?"
no but the game does
That's why there's no Combat Zone fights in Fallout 4, it gave to many caps for winning.
@@joshuaowens2418 that's just dumb especially considering the amount of cheats/exploits ther are to farm caps
Dev: "But we could just Nerf it"
Todd: "Do we look like Blizzard to you?"
@@joshuaowens2418 Yet they allow you to easily generate thousands by making purified water farms.
Can You Beat Skyrim As A Daedric Artifact Museum?
Rules:
1. No one cares about prologue--do whatever. Kill the radroach, smack the baby, whatever works.
2. No armor/weapons that aren't Daedric artifacts. No spells/consumables for battle (heal outside a fight if sanity decrees).
3. Until you can get an artifact weapon, use a follower to do the dirty work, as usual. Or punch stuff--challenge says you can't use equipment. You're not an equipment.
4. Shout when necessary to progress story; it doesn't invalidate the challenge. Nope, doesn't count; see? I wrote it--says "Doesn't count." That doesn't count, idiot!
5. ALL Daedric Artifacts are fair game. Wanna use Azura's Star to enchant stuff to sell? Go nuts.
Reminds me of the legendary only in FO4, i like it.
Probably not the most difficult one but definetly enjoyable
i mean shouts are daedric/aedric in nature anyways. seeing as they come from akatosh. would count anyways imo
The Sanguine rose is op tho
This isn't intended to be stupid hard like being a skeever or something--I just think this would be a neat way to play. Also Paul deserves a break from the daunting challenges he's had to delay in the middle of for months on end, imo.
Yeah I wanna see this, seeing God tear mitten squad bopping dragons with the ysgamor axe
Dragonborn: I need to learn the Dragon Rend Shout
Arnold: Well aren’t you just an *eager skeever*
"Arnold don't patronize me with your bullshit. I'm not in the mood."
@@machomanalexyt5736 "Well don't get your whiskers in a twisters"
"Daedra damn it Arnold"
I like how Faendal suddenly has to serve a giant rat for the rest of his life. Now try beating Skyrim as Nazeem.
he sure will be sending alduin to the cloud district
Chillfurrow farm sure is a nice starter house.
What is this a DougDoug video
I once beat Skyrim as Lokir of Rorikstead
From a giant rat to an even bigger one :(
“God wasn’t a fan of that.”
Dunno why that made me laugh as hard as it did
*Godd
Okuyasu the Dumbass *G_D
The closest thing in TES to "a giant feral rat" is a Thalmor agent.
Don't insult rats like that.
Hey rats dont deserve that compared to the thalmer there gods
I thought Ulfric Stormcloak was
👆 The two people above me hate Argonians and dark elf’s
@@metrohunter-qy4fz ulfric is daddy
My favorite video on the channel, the ending to it was incredible. Going to miss you Paul, rest easy. ❤
“Imagination is what happens when annoyance meets drug use.”
@Java Monsoon skeever>fiction
Plot twist: This Skeever playthrough is also Mitten Paul's 1 million face reveal.
Paul is actually a skeever.
Correction skeever is paul
Paul from mitten squad has no face. As bethesda quit modeling that specific human for fear it'd become too sexy
That would explain the godhood...
A poor cat becoming a mouse with no possibility of reverting the effect is the most cursed thing about this video.
"British coffee expert"
Spiffing brit : *sips brew nervously*
He actually would have been really upset. Especially since he said the worst thing possible to Spiffing Brit.. That Spiff drank Coffee..
I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m pretty sure he was talking about spiff
well, there’s always the possibility he meant “british coffee expert” as in “an expert on british coffee (i.e. tea)” rather than as in “a british expert on coffee” lol
@@hellfire6576 Man that's just nasty
@@dildodickings2668 you put milk in regular tea you don't in herbal tea, pretty standard
"Im gonna play as a rat, so i picked the closest character to a rat: a cat"
i mean it was that or a lizard or human ish
They both have hair what more do you want from him?
There is only one letter difference so a cat is the closest to a rat
@@internetlurker1850 speech: 100
@@internetlurker1850 You remain true to your username
The steed stone could have really helped you throughout this. It makes your armour weigh nothing if you have it equipped and it raises your carry weight by 100.
Yo! That’s a great point
In my heart, you have beaten Skyrim as a Skeever
Only you had the determination to get to the end of the game in these nightmarish conditions
You did it Paul, you won Skyrim and no one can say otherwise
Except he didn't...
Except he did...
he didnt lol
Otherwise
"A British coffee expert"
The Spiffing Brit did not like that.
Yeah...I could feel his non-existent sponsorship to Yorkshire Tea slipping even further and further away with that comment. xD
@@LDLaizare they sponsored 1 of his videos and also made custom design sets of tea packets for him and people who bought through his codes
@@chaosryans Must've missed those videos. :U It's about time the man got some credit for his unpaid adverts! XD
@@LDLaizare yeah look up "spiffy tea" it was the brand but they put that instead of yorkshire tea on the boxes. It was awesome.
5:50 skeever hands you a note "This is from Sven?" Yeah, absolutely.
Seems legit
the skeever IS sven
"Then I remembered: there's a man in Riverwood who's friendship udder was hurtin' for a squirtin'."
I literally paused the video here, and giggled my ass off through ten minutes of a minor chore I had to take care of. This man's turn of phrases are amazing.
“Hey, what do you do for a living”
MittenSquad: “uhh... I play Bethesda games”
He just works!
"Oh god, I'm sorry I didn't know."
Ive got the shits any tips anybody?.
@@garyzod8818 use toilet
"And sometimes other games that start with B"
today's story: largish rat kills the physical manifestation of the end of time
Tonight at 6pm:
Largish Rat dismantles Vampire Cult,
Daughter of cult leader comes forward.
Tomorrow at 9:
Largish Rat joins Tentacle Cult. Skaal residents unhappy.
OK, now I'm trying to imagine why the game developers would have included the character playing as a skeever? The only thing I can come up with is...maybe some wizard or dragon priest turns the character into a skeever as part of some messed up quest penalty? Or, maybe some conjuration power used for scouting? Weird anyway and I see why it was cut.
because they were afraid
@@palewhiteperson what a horrifying statement!
Devs having fun testing stuff
Probably a joke for the people making the game that didn't get completely removed
Or maybe some rat king in an abandoned building gives you the power to turn into a rat
"A British coffee expert" COFFEE expert, this is the first scenario that someone calls him a coffee expert
Yorkshire Coffee
That's the joke.
YOOOOORRRRRKSHIIIIIREEEEEEEE TEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
Spiff not sponsored, caugh caugh yey
He is an expert on the horribleness of coffee
Rats, rats
We're the rats.
We prey at night and we stalk at night
We're the rats.
I'm the giant rats that makes all of da rules!
Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into.
LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE
Ah yes poetry
So sue me for being through, I just want to know that you know what the plan is?
The fact I have met fellow jerma fans makes me smile
@@MrMaddog994 some day, I hope he'll upload an edited video on his main channel again. Until then we'll pray at night and we'll stalk at night.
Your intros are so formulaic I would love to see an ai fed all of them and have create its own mitten squad style introduction paragraph
the line, "His friendship udder was hurtin for a squirtin" gave me pause
Same
Oh no
I’m not there yet and I’m scared
50th like awww yeaaaah
So you wanted a friendship squirt? My tentacles love helping people out regardless of if they want the help or not.. So I know they will be overjoyed and would love to overflow you with friendship! In-fact everyone in the comments might get a visit from them. My tentacles are very,very friendly.
i thought this was a joke or something holy shit was this real cut content
hopefully in the 258th re-release of skyrim they’ll consider trying to add cut content to the game
6:01 "There's a man in Riverwood whose friendship udder is hurtin' for a squirtin'."
jfc Did that really just happen? XD
"They turned the Dragon into a Dragoff" killed me XD
He was talking about a youtuber called "The Spiffing Brit" His 'things' are his absolute undying love for Yorkshire Tea Gold, Todd Howard, and the queen 😂
@@Mrfone2oneyeah and doing the same shitty restoloop every skyrim video.
@@Mrfone2onecan you beat skyrim without doing the restoloop exploit? Not if you’re the spiffing Brit.
Todd Howard must've been like "there's only room for one rat on the bethesda team"
"British coffee expert"
As a brit, I can confirm that they dont exist
Most Brits purport themselves to be experts on why I shouldn't like coffee.
Meanwhile, be James Hoffman
“I turned to a British coffee expert..”
The power of Yorkshire Tea disapproves.
It finally happened
The comment I left like a year ago asking for this has come true
Thank you Nate
i saw you on a nate video
Wait, so his name is paul or nate?
@@CMillineum his name is Paul. Nate they're talking about is probably TheEpicNate315. He makes videos about secrets of Bethesda games, and, apparently, one of them had this skeever power mentioned.
“Waited until the dragon was turned into a dragoff”
As D'arbie once said, "It is not cheating unless you are caught."
go ahead mister **joestur**
“It was in Esbern’s bedroom that I made a controversial choice.” Hmmm
Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes...
Paul: "I won't be playing as a skeever (sorry clickbait lol amIrite), I will be khajiit instead"
Also Paul: "I will now be playing as a skeever"
3:19 "A british coffee expert"
*Angry SpiffingBrit noises*
He is an expert on the terribleness of coffee
Rest in peace Paul. Truly a Legend.
I've gotta say Paul's writing really doesn't get the credit it deserves. Not only is he a psychotic massacist but his ability to remain entertaining and at many points hilarious is really an impressive feat that I just don't think enough people recognize. My favorite youtuber by a long shot.
Mitten Squad: "In the night nothing happen"
Me: "Cause the air conditioner filed a restraining order and moved back home to live with her parents"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF
When the fuck did I post this?
@@rangerleaf1505 LOL
i kinda wish that they would have actually finished the skeever transmogrification i think it would have been funny
I just wonder when it'd have been used. Like happy birthday sheogorath has another special effect 🤣
@@chaosryans maybe as a super stealth buff? Since youre a little rat.
That sounds the most reasonable
I love how your definition of beating a game has become extremely lenient over time. Personally it doesn't bother me, it's just funny to see your character arc go from "real by the books guy, no console commands ever" to "I don't care, just get me to the end already." You're like halfway there I'd say, since you still said this was an unsuccessful run.
I sometimes use CCs to brute force past hard dungeons, and sometimes i play by the books, but sometimes the books are too hard so i brute force
If you notice, when he has to use a cheating workaround, at the end he says "and I didn't beat Skyrim as a skeever"
"Imagination is what happens when annoyance meets drug use" ah yes, of course
That's not what Spongebob told me as a kid.
@@ElysetheEevee that's because spongebob is made entirely of drugs. Psychedelics mostly.
"Freshly birthed from the escape canal"
A very underappreciated line.
"-that I turned to a British coffee expert for answers."
I could hear the monocle pop from here. Hoooo boy.
Ratatouille 2: This time we’re cooking heretics
Remy: FOR THE FRANCE EMPEROR!
Ratatouille 2: Warhammer
@@asimplekoala6687 Ratatouille 2: Warspoon
Ratatouille 2: 358/2 Rats
FIRST YOU WILL TASTE THE EMPERORS MIGHT! than you will taste his excellent crêpe
Rest in peace Paul❤️
"British Coffee Expert"
Edit: "But I didn't know how to get inside without being cut apart like those poor little chickens like on an episode of Baking with Babish"
"A Dragon spotted me half way to the dungeon because life is pain." I laughed heartily at that. Classic Skyrim problem. I just wanna go over here with no problems. Can I just go over here? Oh look I went over here! Yay! *Dragon battle music begins as screen shakes.* Siiiiiiiiiigh. I can only imagine it was infinitely more frustrating as an unfinished skeever that couldn't attack, shout or do anything.
If you never visit the greybeards you can play the whole game without dragons lol (except the main quest of course)
@@paulcarmi8130 Yeah I know but that seems.......silly. What's the point of playing the game about a dragon killing hero that devours the souls of dragons if you don't go around slaying any dragons? It'd be like an action movie where the action heroes sit around doing their taxes.
@@Demogorgon47 trust me, it's fun as hell. Because it takes away the random dragon battles and you are free to do as many side quests as you want. Also, even if you aren't slaying dragons, there's plenty of other shit to slay (as you know).
I haven't played skyrim with dragons since like my 4th playthrough. It's a better experience, trust me.
@@Demogorgon47 it's hard to find a balance, I suggest finding a mod for more diverse Dragons.
A regular dragon coming to throw hands? I sleep.
A Dragon that breathes fucking explosions coming to run my fade? REAL SHIT.
rest in peace mitten the skyrim/fallout community has lost another piece of greatness
There was a missed opportunity to name himself "Skeevin' Stevens".
Me in the courthouse after slaughtering an entire household of orphans:
"Now this is where the real game begins."
“Believe in your self”
That got me laughing so hard for some reason
Poor spiffingbrit getting called a British coffee expert
Even though he exclusively drinks Yorkshire tea gold
"This is where things go from Grandma Sparkle to Vault Yoshi" what a fitting summary of the year so far
I swear, the funniest parts were you getting mad at the travelling.
When he mentions the best British coffee expert that’s when the real game begins
is it spiff?
LordMuffinToken I’d hope so or I’d be lost
At least Paul does the challenges he says he’s gonna do. Spiff just does the restoloop each video and explain it the same fucking way for 10 minutes before he actually does anything, and half the time he doesn’t even achieve what he set out to do. I like his other shit, but his skyrim videos are absolute shit. People that do the whole “can you beat x game” challenges are more or less just ripping off Paul’s formula, that actually works for him because he sets blatant rules for said challenges.
Just imagine seeing a giant rat, speaking English, and being the last Dragon Born.
The last shot bucketful.
Sounds like a skooma fever dream
"become ethanol shout" God damn, I love mitten.
Sounds like something sheogorath would cook up after showing up to a party and discovering a distinct lack of booze
Watching this channel noticeably and adversely affects my mental health. I love it!
“but i like to complain, so we’re not doing that”
ya also like to get drunk and beat ac units, ac units all over michigan hell the U.S. fear you
Unrelated but I love your pfp
I love to get drunk in general
thanks, i compliment yours too, tho idk where it’s from
Me-me don't know-know what Skeever-thing is-is, but Skaven will destroy Skyrim with Warpstone and technology, yes-yes!
Well this is a stupid idea if I've ever seen it. I love it already.
Me like it yes-yes!
Literally every single one of his challenges besides the ones that practically makes him use a certain weapon and nothing else, or taking no damage or only have 1 life are going to be as stupid as a 100 year old block of cheese.
thats the name of the game(the point of these challenges) :)
@@Bobzillaaaful This is where the real game begins!
"can you beat skyrim by skipping all the quests?"
love it
21:14 I've never witnessed such raw anger in such a violently calm way
“Imagination happens when an annoyance meets drug use”
So you're telling me that the Skeever achieved CHIM and could manipulate the world at its most basest form? The console?
You don't need to say "most" and add "-est" to the end of a word together. Why do people do that with "-er" and "-est"? It even sounds super awkward and wrong....
@@ElysetheEevee Oh shit I did do that didn't I!?
I blame the Moonshine pickles I was eating as I watched this
"But I'm worthless so I skipped that too"
Lmao
I see Paul has evolved from human boundaries. The skeever reign begins.
This is where the real game begins
This is where the real game begins
This is where the real game begins
Not with a bang, but with a "what the hell are you doing?"
Miss you Paul. Hope the afterlife is treating you well.
I didn’t even read the title all I saw was skeever and I knew I had to watch it.
"His friendship utter was hurtin for a squirtin."
"Arachnids like us..."
HOL UP
Dragonborn: can be a vampire or a werewolf or both if u kmow how to
Paul: *sniffs* pathetic
I thought you would try to go to the college of winterhold there’s a quest were some one experiments on you and if you get magic’s absorption some of the effects can become permanent I think one is turning you into a dog.
Wow that sounds awful. Imagine accidentally doing that and your last save was hours ago
Auto correct changed save to dave. Which is kinda funny since I just did the republic of dave quest
This video is foreshadowing the epic Mitten/Babish crossover, "Can you beat oat cider from My Little Pony as a person?" of 2022.
Soon his face will be shown, probably won't match what we think his face will look like.
I’m guessing long dark hair, skinny, big nose, but still a sexy beast
I think it is nothing cause Paul is just a noise in our head this is actually a silent gameplay Paul is in your head so no face. That is my answer.
@@masejake8 I'm guessing long blonde hair, blue eyes, huge breasts, voluptuous curve, and thick eyelashes
I am thinkin a super fit dude but his face looks like... typical nerd with square glasses.
But definitely ripped as hell. C’mon Paul, gym time
Imma go with a humongous nose with lips for nostrils
It is paul the bane of air conditioners
The AC born.
Challenge idea, start a run by doing the following:
-Set your Health, Magicka, and Stamina to 10
-Set your carryweight to 50
-Set all your skills to 1
This is inspired by a mod made by Fine in the steam workshop, and it's called "Hardcore Start - Player Nerf". About half-way through a playthrough of this myself, and I've gotta say, it's made me re-evaluate Skyrim quite a bit. Plus, you're probably clever enough to come up with a funny title and thumbnail for it like "Can you beat Skyrim while being bad at everything?".
I can’t be the only one overly excited to see this mans face
I am💀💀
It'll be awesome
You know it’s a serious video when Paul says “and this is where the real game begins” twice