At first, I was confused why he didn't choose to be a Khajit to get that sweet Claws effect, but then I realized this is also the guy that played Skyrim only using a bow, with no arrows included, who beat the game at level 1 by fisting everyone, became the leader of a legendary group of assassins without ever killing someone, became the Archmage of Winterhold without knowing magic, and became the leader of a band of thieves without ever stealing. This is just to be expected.
My favorite part is the fact that you could have just worn the Party clothes because they had no carry weight, but decided to glitch into the embassy instead because you were so dedicated to the meme. Respect.
imagine getting some soldier to carry the jagged crown of legend, and then he just disappears. After a few months he just shows up to a peace talk with the enemy, wearing said crown.
Btw if you're dead set on having a bow for this playthrough, you can go to the farm just outside Riften and retrieve Dravin's bow, and just never return it to him, and it'll help since arrows also have 0 weight and the bow is a quest item anyways. pretty neat.
@@mareksicinski3726 No because they have to be in your inventory for the game to register that YOU have them. Just the way the game is coded at the core
Adrianne: "Father, how's the sword?" Poventus: "What sword?" Adrianne: "The sword for Jarl Balgruff. That naked man didn't deliver it to you?" Poventus : "What naked man? You gave THE JARL'S SWORD to a naked man!? Dammit, Adrianne!" Meanwhile in Riften.... Mjoll: "Where the hell is that naked man? I want my Grimsever back!"
All the way back in Whiterun: Vilkas: "I sent my sword to be repaired days ago where is it?!" Eorlund: "I have no idea what you're talking about!" Vilkas: "I told the new recruit to give it to you!" Eorlund: "You gave your sword to a random guy you met THAT DAY and told him it was extremely valuable?!" Vilkas: "...yes"
@@dyppityjoop5912 Bro I think he'd be impressed instead of angry if the sword was returned in that state. Because its just proof that he has used it to slay MANY enemies. The sword has lived a good life.
Clavicus Vile is still waiting for his axe and (maybe) dog Balgruuf is waiting for his sword Ulfric is waiting for his Jagged Crown Mjoll is waiting for her sword
13:20 It's just perfect He get's killed by a random fireball after the fight ended, his corpse springs comically into the air, and then he hits his balls with his own shield.
@@BierBart12 one he put's a playlist of the song's he use's at the bottom and two here's the song your looking for ruclips.net/video/2WEevxtnj-A/видео.html
Fun fact: in the quest: The final decent, if you never return the journal to Crescius then the Bloodskal blade will stay as a quest item Edit: Wuuthrad is also a quest item if you never cure Kodlaks soul
Imagine being Vilkas, and giving your sword to some random guy who just joined your clan, then this guy goes on a quest to slay the great evil that is Aldrin with your sword.
Vilkas: "Here, deliver this sword to Eorlund Greymane. Be careful with it, it's worth more than your life." _3 months pass_ "Eorlund Greymane, great smith of the Sky Forge, I come bearing a gift from Vilkas. A blade, but not just any blade. A blade blooded by legends. With this sword, I sallied forth into the world. Its edge has been wetted by the blood of the First Lord of all Vampires, Harkon. The First Dragonborn, Miraak. And... the Firstborn Son of Akatosh, the eldest and greatest Dragon, Alduin, the World Eater. I name this sword First and Last, and offer it to you." Greymane: "Whatever kind of skooma you're on, I want some."
I’m convinced that this guys abilities are literally unmatched at everything he does and attempts. What would be a challenge ending dilemma for everyone else is barely even a slight inconvenience to him lmfao it blows my mind. He has multiple ways around every single hurdle that gets thrown his way. I got mad respect for this dude fr he’s skilled as fuck.
not sure if you knew this, but glitching into where the ebony blade is stored, will mark the blade as a quest item......I'll leave you with that knowledge
@@rowanhollingsworth5231 You use the plate trick behind the boxes next to the door. You'll get stuck in a corner behind the boxes. After that, use the plate glitch Get the blade, use another plate trick, but this time, into the void, so you pop back up at the entrance of dragons reach For a video, refer to this guy ruclips.net/video/ofstaNcLy-I/видео.html Have fun
After killing the eater of worlds, a second dragonborn, and a vampire lord, the dragonborn returned the Steel sword to Eorland Grey-Mane, Handing him a sword broken to the hilt, "How am I going to sharpen this for vilkas now?" Then heads off to riften to return the glass sword to Warrior Waifu, "This has more cracks and missing chunks than I remember" if durability were a thing, I dont even think it would affect quest items that are weapons, but imagine just bringing them the weapons back after doing all that Dragonborn-ing.
"I come bearing the blood of gods and myths on your weapons. Be proud." *Hands them their equipment that's been completely soaked and scuffed beyond repair*
@@surrk1057 No. They’re just era‘s. Like we have BCE/BC and CE/AD. -The Dawn Era was the dawn of creation, with effectively no linear time. -The Merethic Era is what our BCE/BC is. It’s recorded in the same way, counting down from ME 2500, to Year Zero. -The First Era lasted 2920 years. -The Second Era lasted 896 years. -The Third Era lasted 433 years. -The Fourth Era has so far lasted 201 years. You’ll always see things dated 1E 242, 2E 582, 3E 407, 4E 171, for example. It’s just to distinguish the era‘s and years from one another, seeing as you’ll always have 201 years in every era so far, 433 in all but the fourth, and so on and so on.
People who didn`t not get it. Chim is basically learning this universe is just a dream and you can do whatever you want in here if you know this is a dream, But if you break universe with your desires, Everything will fucked up... Also Vivec had sex with Molag Bal for learning Chim too...
Using a level up to restore health feels like an anime moment when the protagonist busts out a new move to defeat the current villain and I'm here for it
I cant believe the quality of all these videos! The editing, the time it must take to get the footage for these videos, is amazing. And you just use memes and soundclips flawlessly. Its sooo good!!!
You know when you discover a great channel for the first time and feel like you've missed out only to realise because of that you have a load of videos to binge watch? That's how I feel right now.
Eorlund : why is the sword so bloody ? Dragonborn : oh i just killed a master vampire , an ancient dragonborn and the world-eater , just to have 0 weight in my inventory. Eorlund : ummm , ok take this shield to... actually nevermind.
Yeah powerwolfs company is kinda an asshole so no powerwolf music without universal audio ban. And also he might be 1 or 2 strikes off from a channel deletion because of it
you're amazing even just for the fact that you provided a playlist for all the music used in the video, not to mention everything else about your content. that alone makes you better than 99% of youtube creators.
There's also a quest item dagger for if anyone wants to do this sneak-dagger assassin style from that one woman in Riften's church's basement (or at least try to, since the major boss battles make sure you can't sneak for shit against them). Also, another earlier alternative to Grimsever is Red Eagle's Fury, being way worse in every way but much easier to obtain much earlier. Also, if i recall, Wuuthrad is a quest item when you first get it and has an innate effect that makes it synergize very well with Elemental Fury. Much better than the Rueful Axe, which has horrendously shit swing speed.
Wrong person to be asking that, mittensquad's in the other direction. Besides that, you actually can't. You HAVE to use something other than a mine to bring the story to an end no matter which path you take.
@@wayla683 i mean detonating a nuclear reactor *can* count as a trap because they won't be expecting it. Or destroying a flying blimp with artillery- you get the point.
@@egeo.9645 Mines. Not traps. Mines. Also there's no way they're not expecting it because it's the institute. I'm pretty sure they know what the only way to destroy them is.
@@Kat-j19347 it may be “art” as you say but if so then it’s right in the same level as Hitler and Stalin’s paintings as art. Which means yes, it’s art, BUT, it’s the kinda art that nobody would ever want. You know what I mean? Less than undesirable pretty much. To the point where someone would pay you to destroy it actually.
I'm so glad you didn't do a voiceover so we can listen to that god-tier editing instead of listening to some guy drone on for 40 minutes with no music or clever jokes Thanks mate
I tried this run myself, it was a blast on expert mode if you wanna try it to i have a few tips: 1.The jarl of winterhold has a quest about a helmet you can get if you havent done the jagged crown yet 2.Party boots are weightless, so you can have shoes while still being light as a feather 3. If your still clinging on to shields AFTER grimsever you can trade in vilkas's sword for aelas shield made out of steel to replace rogvirs 4.if you wanna use the steel greatsword i suggest you use wuuthrad at the end of the companions 5.Theres an ancient pick on solsthiem talk to the blacksmith at raven rock and get it because why not 6.Black books have buffs 7.deathbrand armor *MIGHT* be weightless if you get it idk i havent checked
Can we just appreciate ymfah for a second here? I'm rewatching his videos again and every time I'm just astounded at how good he is at editing, it's so fucking good
TIL that you can take a boat to Castle Volkihar instead of walking the long way during Serana quest, AND that soul fissures are a thing. What the hell have i been doing in skyrim in all my playtime.
It gets better. if you play as a vampire, you can keep going back down there. The cells reset after awhile, and you can just go to all the fissues and keep filling soul gems. Pretty handy if you're an Enchanter.
@@donnel5516 Call me an idiot all you want, but that actually does damage? Magic only no Conjuration/Destruction challenge? Just throw swords at people
Honestly, didn't we all try to talk to parthunaxx Instead of odavhig after he was captured so parthunaax could fly us, but realise that Bethesda never thought that deeply?
Only Odahving knew where Skuldafn was, and we only found out after we got there. Plus paarthurnax wings could have been pretty torn up for such a trip after spending thousand of years meditating on a montain
@@gabrielgoncalves7661 There's a fan theory that Paarthurnax's wear-and-tear isn't from age (since other dragons who survived the ages, like Mirmulnir, don't show the same damage), but from fighting Alduin after he re-emerged at the Throat of the World. That's also why he's so weak and barely able to defend himself if you choose to kill him. It may simply be that he's physically unable to make such a journey.
@@gabrielgoncalves7661 parthurnax name translates to ambitious overlord of cruelty. He has served as a second to alduin And on top of that he has meditated on the voice for millenia. Imagine having to fight parthurnax if he wasn't crippled by alduin.
Well, that could have been a pretty tough boss figth, but considering we killed the world eater himself (and the one who hurt paarthunax in the dirst place) i am pretty sure his second in command would have been a piece of cake
I've watched many of your videos three or four times by now, because following these wacky, exquisitely-edited journeys through some of my favorite games is just so fun!
There is also possibility to use as 2h alt. The Bloodskal Blade, since it's a quest item until you come back to the old miner to finish quest of investigating the mine.
@@HandsomeJackKR You know, I never thought about that. I always used the triggers whenever they were already in my inventory. I sold my xbox 360 copy already though so I can't test it out. :(
PSA (a year late) that you can, technically, do Dawnguard (on the Dawnguard's side) without needing to pick up the Gyros for Sorine, you just need to pass a speech check. I'm not sure how hard it is, but I'd assume you'd need like 50 speech, and since you can't buy or sell anything, that'd be pretty difficult to acquire. You can get it using the merchant glitch by selling something with no weight to a vendor, like a note, and then selling their own stuff to them until you get enough speech, but it's probably more trouble than it's worth. Also, The Rueful Axe is not a good replacement to Balgruuf's Sword, for some inane reason it has the slowest swing speed of any weapon in the entire game, an thus has extremely low DPS. If you want to use a bow, there is I think one quest item bow in the entire game (besides Auriel's), it's in the Ratway Warrens, on a table with two small chests on it, it's in the unlocked one. Even though literally nobody is going to do this challenge besides ymfah, I wanted to make this comment because if I didn't it'd drive me crazy. :)
I love that you called speech-leveling "more trouble than it's worth" as if that isn't what the whole run is lmao. beating all of skrim w/o any equip weight? worth it sure.
I got reminded of that time I killed a bandit with a battle-axe execution. "By Ysmir you won't make it out alive!" -A Bandit, literally having his skull bashed in.
I love that sometimes u just break the game for fun. u didnt need to skip parts of the Thalmor embassy, u didn't need to skip parts of the dawnguard intro, but u did and we love u for it
Yea, but unless you pick it from a dead body, you've not done the challenge correctly. You cannot have any weight on you at any time, the only times that this rule is broken is when you are awarded something with weight, but needs to be dropped immediately.
At first, I was confused why he didn't choose to be a Khajit to get that sweet Claws effect, but then I realized this is also the guy that played Skyrim only using a bow, with no arrows included, who beat the game at level 1 by fisting everyone, became the leader of a legendary group of assassins without ever killing someone, became the Archmage of Winterhold without knowing magic, and became the leader of a band of thieves without ever stealing. This is just to be expected.
this guy is the guy who didn't run upstairs after turning off the lights
The one man who turns the lights off to take a shit at 1AM
This is the guy who shits in school toilets
Just another normal dragon born
Khajit is equipping hair
My favorite part is the fact that you could have just worn the Party clothes because they had no carry weight, but decided to glitch into the embassy instead because you were so dedicated to the meme. Respect.
Boots have no weight but robes/clothes/apparel has 1
@@bluesandshrew1 they’re a quest item so they don’t weigh anything when the quest is active
@@songbird6414 ur right thought I saw him drop it in the vid
@@bluesandshrew1 He did, but it was only after the quest was complete, when they lost their status as quest items.
They stop being quest items after the quest
The epic tale of the naked man that keeps all the stuff you asked to deliver.
Well this man ain't no courier 6 that's for sure...
It the opposite of Death Stranding. Naked, takes all your stuff, bodies don't explode
@@JosephMadder Was just gonna say this.
Isn’t that just Florida man?
Got something I'm supposed to deliver-- my hands only.
"I'm only borrowing it" the build
😂😂🤣
for life
The jaggggg driver build
"It's not stealing. I'm just borrowing it until I'm dead."
That’s what I’m doing right now
imagine getting some soldier to carry the jagged crown of legend, and then he just disappears.
After a few months he just shows up to a peace talk with the enemy, wearing said crown.
I don’t know why but your summary made me piss myself with laughter even though I had just watched it. You’re a wizard with words XD
"The jagged crown becomes me."
@@Manly-Tears "I am the jagged crown, personified and in flesh."
Picture that in my head and laugh so hard I died
“I’m the legend now”
"Why'd you join our ancient vampire clan?"
"WELL this vampire hunter wanted me to carry a 2 pound dwarven gyro 20 yards to her"
you spelt hunter wrong it is actually spelt hoonter
@@mr_weesel7858 *tfw when no hoonter vampire gf*
Why live?
A hoonter must hoont
@@ryoumakoushiro7447 Even in another world...
A hoonter is unstoppable
Btw if you're dead set on having a bow for this playthrough, you can go to the farm just outside Riften and retrieve Dravin's bow, and just never return it to him, and it'll help since arrows also have 0 weight and the bow is a quest item anyways. pretty neat.
Or, you know, just get the Bound Bow.
@@moffch4319 can't because you have to learn it with a spell book
@@-ollie4395 which, if you can distract the two mages, you can read without keeping the book.
@@moffch4319 the whole purpose is not to have any carry weight whatsoever unless the game forces it
@@-ollie4395 Once you read the book it is destroyed. No carry weight.
After having watched so many video I know how to save Tamriel!
All you need is:
- A Bucket
- Wooden Plates
- Not attending your wedding
*names character lusty argonian maid*
*but the lusty argonian maid's name is lifts-her-tail*
I see you're a man of culture as well.
He names a character lifts-her-tail later tho.....
@@CJ-73 bruh
how do you know that ;)
[One-Handed 100]
"Why did you become a vampire?"
"Didn't want to pick up some gyros"
carry gyros to her, smack her face with it, still wont take it.
couldnt a follower do it for him?
@@mareksicinski3726 No because they have to be in your inventory for the game to register that YOU have them. Just the way the game is coded at the core
@@Mistarpotato woosh
@@miletilblight2181 I don't think the thing they responded to was a joke.
Imagine being the most feared dragon in history only to end up being slayed by a naked man
He's not naked!
He's wearing gloves.
must be embarrassing
slayed him with a jug of milk thanks magic/(Glitchs) all hail the power of the Milk Drinkers.
Should have named him "Biggus Dickus"
@@Sypaka
Biggus Dickus
Bwahahaha
Adrianne: "Father, how's the sword?"
Poventus: "What sword?"
Adrianne: "The sword for Jarl Balgruff. That naked man didn't deliver it to you?"
Poventus : "What naked man? You gave THE JARL'S SWORD to a naked man!? Dammit, Adrianne!"
Meanwhile in Riften....
Mjoll: "Where the hell is that naked man? I want my Grimsever back!"
Meanwhile in Oblivion...
Clavicus: "That naked little shit ran off with my axe... he can keep Barbas"
Mjoll will think you died there
All the way back in Whiterun:
Vilkas: "I sent my sword to be repaired days ago where is it?!"
Eorlund: "I have no idea what you're talking about!"
Vilkas: "I told the new recruit to give it to you!"
Eorlund: "You gave your sword to a random guy you met THAT DAY and told him it was extremely valuable?!"
Vilkas: "...yes"
Now we know why the witches cursed all those naked nords in Morrowind
@@EarlyOwOwl LMAO Vilkas is a cheese-brain.
you compacted a 100 episode lets play into a 38-minute guide on how to beat Skyrim as a meme
He does that on a regular basis
@@youtubewanderer3347 such is the power of a powerwolf god
It's Thelegend27
Look at a french youtuber named " bob lennon " who've done like 450 episode xD
he does that alot...
21:18 We all can see how much has the Pacifist Challenge hurt ymfah.
honestly when that scene came up I immediately thought that I was just suddenly watching how to pacifist Skyrim
Delicious memes as always. Always worth a watch.
Memes
Save private Otz XD. Love ur vids man watching both your runs are always great! Your youtube fans seem to be missing you though
Strimming his lawn
The amount of RUclips Skyrim challenge runners who actually mention the difficulty they're playing on is equal to your carry weight for this run.
Your turn otz baby
Legends say Vilkas is still waiting for his sword.
*returns the sword with the tip broken off, covered in dents, chips, blood and unknown substances* here
@@dyppityjoop5912 Bro I think he'd be impressed instead of angry if the sword was returned in that state. Because its just proof that he has used it to slay MANY enemies. The sword has lived a good life.
@@dyppityjoop5912 *deep Nord voice* "I coomed on thy blade"
Clavicus Vile is still waiting for his axe and (maybe) dog
Balgruuf is waiting for his sword
Ulfric is waiting for his Jagged Crown
Mjoll is waiting for her sword
next how to beat skyrim without skyrim
We beat Todd's game, it was just to *not* play it...
step 1: start up oblivion
step 2: noclip into skyrim
step 3: profit
The skyrim very spacail edition
The only winning move.. Is not to play
aka enderal
13:20 It's just perfect
He get's killed by a random fireball after the fight ended, his corpse springs comically into the air, and then he hits his balls with his own shield.
Oh my gawd.
Before I clicked read comments it said something about flintknapping wtf I'm crying 😂😂😂
made me cry laughing and wincing
This is a Skyrim video
@@latex8217 I've had that bug many times, that led to some real WTF moments
This guy carried the world without carrying anything
I carried a thicc load before emptying it into joe mama
@@OliverOcelot29 bruh
@@QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW What do you expect their name is Bruh Moment
bruh moment you have successfully contracted ligma
@Another Gacha RUclipsr ligma balls
I love how he does this like a tutorial, even tho nobody would ever do this
i actually want to
I've done it and it was actually really fun
I tried it, but got fairly bored since it's basically a normal play through with less armour
im doing it right now
I did it, while the most fun was coming up with in-universe explanations why my character would do all those things, it was pretty fun playthrough.
"whats your taste of music?"
"do you know the guy that does the weird skyrim challenges?"
"ymfah?"
"yea. that."
You know, this guy makes great Videos. But the only reason I'm subscribed is that he got me into Powerwolf.
So Super Mario Galaxy?
I wish he put a list of the songs in the description. Really need the name of that E1M1/megalovania metal cover.
So a mitten squad clone?
@@BierBart12 one he put's a playlist of the song's he use's at the bottom and two
here's the song your looking for ruclips.net/video/2WEevxtnj-A/видео.html
Fun fact: in the quest: The final decent, if you never return the journal to Crescius then the Bloodskal blade will stay as a quest item
Edit: Wuuthrad is also a quest item if you never cure Kodlaks soul
I’m think you’re trapped for the bloodskal one though
@persuisixh4804 No, you can escape the dungeon, but if you don't return the journal to Crescius, then the quest doesn't end
Imagine being Vilkas, and giving your sword to some random guy who just joined your clan, then this guy goes on a quest to slay the great evil that is Aldrin with your sword.
That's pretty hardcore, actually.
naked man kills Alduin using a metal stick
‘I’m not even mad. That’s impressive’
What an honour that would be
Vilkas: "Here, deliver this sword to Eorlund Greymane. Be careful with it, it's worth more than your life."
_3 months pass_
"Eorlund Greymane, great smith of the Sky Forge, I come bearing a gift from Vilkas. A blade, but not just any blade. A blade blooded by legends. With this sword, I sallied forth into the world. Its edge has been wetted by the blood of the First Lord of all Vampires, Harkon. The First Dragonborn, Miraak. And... the Firstborn Son of Akatosh, the eldest and greatest Dragon, Alduin, the World Eater. I name this sword First and Last, and offer it to you."
Greymane: "Whatever kind of skooma you're on, I want some."
I’m convinced that this guys abilities are literally unmatched at everything he does and attempts. What would be a challenge ending dilemma for everyone else is barely even a slight inconvenience to him lmfao it blows my mind. He has multiple ways around every single hurdle that gets thrown his way. I got mad respect for this dude fr he’s skilled as fuck.
To be fair, he's usually on Novice difficulty.
@@stormbornapostle5188 Which is the optimal way to play Skyrim.
@@NEETKitten no
@@NEETKitten wrong
not sure if you knew this, but glitching into where the ebony blade is stored, will mark the blade as a quest item......I'll leave you with that knowledge
How do you get in there? I've tried every bucket and plate trick but I can't get past the wardrobe behind the door.
Rowan Hollingsworth don’t worry about it
@@maxkerstine2029 bUT i WANT THE WEIGHTLESS EDGELORD SWORD
@@rowanhollingsworth5231
You use the plate trick behind the boxes next to the door.
You'll get stuck in a corner behind the boxes.
After that, use the plate glitch
Get the blade, use another plate trick, but this time, into the void, so you pop back up at the entrance of dragons reach
For a video, refer to this guy
ruclips.net/video/ofstaNcLy-I/видео.html
Have fun
Does it deal the max drain life that the 10 murdered friends would grant? If not then then no point of avoiding the quest...
We didn't hear Powerwolf. Cough thrice in the next video if you're being held captive.
We must rescue him, brother!
@@EricVsGamingChannel TO ARMS! GRAB YOUR QUEST ITEMS!
With a name like WASP you should be happy about that.
He's being held captive by RUclips content id
Also he recently gotten a partnership with Two Steps From Hell. Started on his last video
After killing the eater of worlds, a second dragonborn, and a vampire lord, the dragonborn returned the Steel sword to Eorland Grey-Mane, Handing him a sword broken to the hilt, "How am I going to sharpen this for vilkas now?" Then heads off to riften to return the glass sword to Warrior Waifu, "This has more cracks and missing chunks than I remember" if durability were a thing, I dont even think it would affect quest items that are weapons, but imagine just bringing them the weapons back after doing all that Dragonborn-ing.
People: Wait! This man has the Jagged Crown! He should be the the High king of Skyrim!
"I come bearing the blood of gods and myths on your weapons. Be proud."
*Hands them their equipment that's been completely soaked and scuffed beyond repair*
I never knew that the dragonborn could give birth
@@johnsmith-eo3nz wait what
Mirrak was first dragonborn
"You are nothing but a dog and I am your awwww"
-Thalmor soldier 2019
Wait isn’t 2019 like 2E 19. If it’s in Elder Scrolls calendar.
@@surrk1057 No. They’re just era‘s. Like we have BCE/BC and CE/AD.
-The Dawn Era was the dawn of creation, with effectively no linear time.
-The Merethic Era is what our BCE/BC is. It’s recorded in the same way, counting down from ME 2500, to Year Zero.
-The First Era lasted 2920 years.
-The Second Era lasted 896 years.
-The Third Era lasted 433 years.
-The Fourth Era has so far lasted 201 years.
You’ll always see things dated 1E 242, 2E 582, 3E 407, 4E 171, for example. It’s just to distinguish the era‘s and years from one another, seeing as you’ll always have 201 years in every era so far, 433 in all but the fourth, and so on and so on.
@@metalswifty23
Oh silly me, Yep, I scrambled some words then.
@@metalswifty23 The Second Era had an end? I thought it would last as long as ESO's existence would permit it!
@@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски Of course it does. The entire main TES series is set in the 3rd and 4th era‘s.
35:39
Serana: Did you do it? Did you achieve Chim?
Dragonborn: Yes.
Serana: What did it cost?
Dragonborn: 1 carryweight point
People who didn`t not get it.
Chim is basically learning this universe is just a dream and you can do whatever you want in here if you know this is a dream, But if you break universe with your desires, Everything will fucked up... Also Vivec had sex with Molag Bal for learning Chim too...
🅱️ruh zero sum
🅱️ruh zero sum
@@umutcankoc3633
CHIM is also spelled "CHIM" *_(always_* in all caps) because that's how the ancient elven languages spell it.
Did you know? "Chim" in Vietnamese is a slang for "small d$ck"
@R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself oof 😂😂😂
*shouts vampire off a cliff*
"Teamwork, right there."
Harkon: What is your name?
Naked male nord: Lusty Argonian Maid.
That Still Makes Me Laugh
I had a character named why do i existso
Harkon: "What's your name?"
Me:"Why do i exist"
@@bagpipegaming Wow You Are Definitely More Creative Than I Am
@@bagpipegaming Dude....XD
farrinracer harkon is the vampire lord in dawnguard dlc. That man who asks your name is hadvar.
Using a level up to restore health feels like an anime moment when the protagonist busts out a new move to defeat the current villain and I'm here for it
IRL adrenaline rushes are just levels-up confirmed
I love how in every new Skyrim playthrough i do. I do this.
Like Doctor Who regenerating
Lol, I've been doing this since my first playthrough.
Oh yeah and as you go up in difficulty you actually start trying to save them for the right time as a get out of jail free card
I'm so glad Sekiro has been added to your arsenal of memes
WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *crashing noises*
ROOOOBBBBBERRRRRRRRRTTT
Brandon Chung **breathes in hard** MY NAME... IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!
@@distasion1555 24:50 RROBERTOOOOOOOOOO
The memes aside, it’s a really good game. Just got 100% of achievements this morning.
*Squatting in Azuras House* I spat in the face of the daedric Lords!
*Stole The Daedric Prince of Deals Dog and didn't give it back*
AND his axe
@@Diiablox "And my axe!"
Bet he is OK with that
I cant believe the quality of all these videos! The editing, the time it must take to get the footage for these videos, is amazing. And you just use memes and soundclips flawlessly. Its sooo good!!!
Ikr
You know when you discover a great channel for the first time and feel like you've missed out only to realise because of that you have a load of videos to binge watch? That's how I feel right now.
When obtaining the Jagged Crown. I say to all the StormCloaks or Imperials “Look at me, I am the captain now”
I'd go to Ulfric & said "I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito!"
23:06
Barbas dying inside, as he watches his owner blind himself to death.
Woof.
"You're like a dog, but I am yor arrghhh"
-Random Thalmor solider
they are like the legion, no one likes them, and serves only as a living, and un-living meme
:D
That made me lose my shit
Epic
One of my favorite ymfah moments. 10/10
I just want to appreciate that he could have went to the thalmor embassy normally but just for the sake of fashion he glitched his way in
didn't really feel like 38 min
I love the comedy
Wait it's dis long I didn't realise either
Hes achieved comedy (That unfunny (no) meme man meme)
Fus roh dah off a cliff
Serana: team work right there
Considering her tone it also works fairly well as sarcasm.
I love how she just kinda watches as he plummets.
She's just like.
Oh. well that works. I guess....
Eorlund : why is the sword so bloody ?
Dragonborn : oh i just killed a master vampire , an ancient dragonborn and the world-eater , just to have 0 weight in my inventory.
Eorlund : ummm , ok take this shield to... actually nevermind.
*"That's the way, aha aha, I like it"*
You might not have the most memes per second, but you take the crown for creativity, easily.
But you take the *jagged* crown of creativity
@@gingerdunce1614 As in... I'm the high king of creativity? Unnecessary, but thank you.
Just play as a kajiit and you already do more damage then a daedric sword with ur fists
I decided to just try using my fists once and it's actually ridiculous how much damage you do
And that’s why kajiits are op af
Punch cat is one of my favourite builds. It gets outclassed late game but the killcam's alone make it the best
With Pugilist Gloves.
@@blindtreeman8052 Doesn't get outclassed with some borken enchanting potions and the pugilist enchantment
6/10, no powerwolf
0/10 no 256 countires ban
Yeah powerwolfs company is kinda an asshole so no powerwolf music without universal audio ban.
And also he might be 1 or 2 strikes off from a channel deletion because of it
Boy: Hey dad, why my sis was called rose?
Dad: because your mother loves roses
Boy: Thank you dad
Dad: you're welcome Lusty Argonian Maid
Why does he thank him, sounds like some Oblivion NPC conversation
@@yagroloiii5721 have you heard of the high elves?
@@yagroloiii5721
i don't know you and i don't care to know you
Well, 10 months later I give you your one thousandth like.
But do you get to the Cloud District often
you're amazing even just for the fact that you provided a playlist for all the music used in the video, not to mention everything else about your content. that alone makes you better than 99% of youtube creators.
There’s a house in just outside of rifften with a side quest to get a bow thought this would be helpful for anyone wanting to do this run with a bow
Yea, I was just about to mention this. Pretty sure it will make the run so much easier with it
There's also another quest helmet from an NPC in Solitude, but Aurel's Bow and the High King's Helm are vastly better.
There's also a quest item dagger for if anyone wants to do this sneak-dagger assassin style from that one woman in Riften's church's basement (or at least try to, since the major boss battles make sure you can't sneak for shit against them). Also, another earlier alternative to Grimsever is Red Eagle's Fury, being way worse in every way but much easier to obtain much earlier.
Also, if i recall, Wuuthrad is a quest item when you first get it and has an innate effect that makes it synergize very well with Elemental Fury. Much better than the Rueful Axe, which has horrendously shit swing speed.
motodog242 High Kings Helm? Do you mean the Jagged Crown?
@@motodog242 Nosters' light imperial helmet. Well, you could also get quest to search for helm of winterhold.
Can you beat Fallout 4 with only mines?
How bout no weapons
Wrong person to be asking that, mittensquad's in the other direction.
Besides that, you actually can't. You HAVE to use something other than a mine to bring the story to an end no matter which path you take.
Oh God that sounds glorious.
@@wayla683 i mean detonating a nuclear reactor *can* count as a trap because they won't be expecting it.
Or destroying a flying blimp with artillery- you get the point.
@@egeo.9645 Mines. Not traps. Mines.
Also there's no way they're not expecting it because it's the institute. I'm pretty sure they know what the only way to destroy them is.
*7.8/10* _Not enough Snake Eater_
snake.... eater?
Snake eater is sad
What a thrill
"Daedric woof" is still one of my favorite phrases ever
It’s very woof pupper doggo fluffer catto wholesome 100 Keanu dog if you ask me
@@lol-dm8wx wtf did i just read?
@@gabrielmcghie5310 art
@@Kat-j19347 it may be “art” as you say but if so then it’s right in the same level as Hitler and Stalin’s paintings as art. Which means yes, it’s art, BUT, it’s the kinda art that nobody would ever want. You know what I mean? Less than undesirable pretty much. To the point where someone would pay you to destroy it actually.
@@kadecoleman4104 it's just a parody on cringe reddit memes
no equip load, yet here i am with a massive load
Oh wow I just let out my load when I saw ymfah uploaded
'•_•
Nice
@@ymfah I'm concerned
@Pant More like *_D I S G U S H T I N G_*
Delphine: "You can't go to a party at the Thalmor Embassy dressed like that"
Naked bucket boi: _"Observe"_
Love how you play Castlevania music while fighting Harkon.
32:00
16:16
"Finally, the invincible lad."
"Minus the invincibility."
Me: So... The lad?
The vincible lad
I'm so glad you didn't do a voiceover so we can listen to that god-tier editing instead of listening to some guy drone on for 40 minutes with no music or clever jokes
Thanks mate
@LobosJr
Next.
How to beat skyrim with 0 equip load, pacifist and level 1.
@Wayren A.K.A. Skyrim lunatic mode.
Type tmg into console ez
You probably could do that if you had Inigo, as far as I know he is the only follower that can go to sovengarud (even if he is a mod)
Basically, same as what he did here, only he just stands back and lets minions do litterally everything
@@Koenna99 Ahh, Inigo is a great mod
"Take the plunge. You won't die."
Always trustworthy advice from Slav Knight.
I tried this run myself, it was a blast on expert mode if you wanna try it to i have a few tips:
1.The jarl of winterhold has a quest about a helmet you can get if you havent done the jagged crown yet
2.Party boots are weightless, so you can have shoes while still being light as a feather
3. If your still clinging on to shields AFTER grimsever you can trade in vilkas's sword for aelas shield made out of steel to replace rogvirs
4.if you wanna use the steel greatsword i suggest you use wuuthrad at the end of the companions
5.Theres an ancient pick on solsthiem talk to the blacksmith at raven rock and get it because why not
6.Black books have buffs
7.deathbrand armor *MIGHT* be weightless if you get it idk i havent checked
Use the Soul Tear shout to keep items charged.
8:52 Paarthurnax, who shares the same voice actor as Mario, says some shit
9:00 Mario music plays
That can't be a coincidence.
Paathurnax shares his voice with WHO
@@KyrieFortune lol
@@KyrieFortune IT'S ME! MARIO!
NICKREAPER316 WAIT WHAT?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS?! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Would that make him
Mario Partysnax?
"Oh wait, wrong challenge."
I died laughing from that one.
“If the greybeards were willing to host a peace council, frickin’ tullius would have to listen” 😂
Can we just appreciate ymfah for a second here? I'm rewatching his videos again and every time I'm just astounded at how good he is at editing, it's so fucking good
This boi over here beating the game at level 16 while I’m level 80 and still haven’t visted the grey beards
The MadTacoEatingFool go take a look at his level one series
Bruh i havent even seen a single dragon since escaping helgen and im maxed out on all skill trees XD
Im level 56 and insta kill weapons and i completed dawnguard westerday
Side Questing!
The monetization, no copyrights.
It's beautiful.
TIL that you can take a boat to Castle Volkihar instead of walking the long way during Serana quest, AND that soul fissures are a thing.
What the hell have i been doing in skyrim in all my playtime.
Everyday in Skyrim you learn something new.
It gets better. if you play as a vampire, you can keep going back down there. The cells reset after awhile, and you can just go to all the fissues and keep filling soul gems.
Pretty handy if you're an Enchanter.
you
you didn't know that you could take a fucking boat to Castle Volkihar???
WHAT
Yaxion you were walking to the castle instead of taking the boat? The fuck
Yaxion oh i get it. You didn't know there was an alternative boat. We're 2
1:50
"I'll show you what a real orc can do"
**dies 2 seconds later**
Next up:
How to beat Skyrim by playing Fallout 4
Enter Vault 101
Get your Vault Suit
Enter the Decontamination Chamber
Get Frozen
...
"Hey, you're finally awake."
@@TheLegend1800 Funny you should say that
ruclips.net/video/3zSF-TdpLmk/видео.html
34:32 "Frickin' Tullius would have to listen."
How to beat Skyrim only using Conjure familiar spell
@@donnel5516 Get an exorcist, pls.
@@donnel5516 Call me an idiot all you want, but that actually does damage? Magic only no Conjuration/Destruction challenge? Just throw swords at people
Flamer familiar*
Nebulous Entity It does I think.
@@nebulous9280 It does like >10 points of damage
Dawnguard: "Why did you turn your back on humanity traitor!?"
Dragonborn: "You forced me to carry something."
Dawnguard: *surprised pikachu face*
i love this editing style, it's so different and captivating. keep up the good work.
Honestly, didn't we all try to talk to parthunaxx Instead of odavhig after he was captured so parthunaax could fly us, but realise that Bethesda never thought that deeply?
Only Odahving knew where Skuldafn was, and we only found out after we got there. Plus paarthurnax wings could have been pretty torn up for such a trip after spending thousand of years meditating on a montain
@@gabrielgoncalves7661 There's a fan theory that Paarthurnax's wear-and-tear isn't from age (since other dragons who survived the ages, like Mirmulnir, don't show the same damage), but from fighting Alduin after he re-emerged at the Throat of the World. That's also why he's so weak and barely able to defend himself if you choose to kill him. It may simply be that he's physically unable to make such a journey.
@@stormbornapostle5188 damn yeah, that makes sense, thanks for the knowledge. That adds even more to the cowardice of killing Paarthunax
@@gabrielgoncalves7661 parthurnax name translates to ambitious overlord of cruelty. He has served as a second to alduin And on top of that he has meditated on the voice for millenia. Imagine having to fight parthurnax if he wasn't crippled by alduin.
Well, that could have been a pretty tough boss figth, but considering we killed the world eater himself (and the one who hurt paarthunax in the dirst place) i am pretty sure his second in command would have been a piece of cake
32:11
A Castlevania and JoJo reference simultaneously?
We, the maggots writhing in our own filth, do not deserve this love.
Subbed.
I've watched many of your videos three or four times by now, because following these wacky, exquisitely-edited journeys through some of my favorite games is just so fun!
Quest-giver: "It's not much, but as thanks for your heroic deeds I want to give you this priceless heirloo--"
LAM: YEET
follow the naked Nord on his *Bizarre* *Adventure* , where he solves his family conflict with Alduin, the first of the Joestars.
Is tHAt a JOjO ReFerEnCe
@@lukesites2457 No, it's a Star Wars reference.
(I jest, obviously.)
"KONO ALDUIN DA!"
"No can just deflect the Fus Ro Dah!"
"Lightning Rune has already touched that doorknob."
"Star Platinum! Tiid Klo Ul"
AH so it's a similar THUUM to my THUUM
34:32 “Frikkin’ Tullius would have to listen…”
Nords: kek
Lol I actually though he said that before I read the subtitles
@@ishaaqdarock6060 I believe ymfah cut out the "Ul" from "Ulfric" to make it sound like that on purpose lmaoooo
There is also possibility to use as 2h alt. The Bloodskal Blade, since it's a quest item until you come back to the old miner to finish quest of investigating the mine.
Omg you stole my thoughts
This entire series recap in one word: Bucket
Dear god
But wait! There’s more…
Oakflesh and bound sword: am I a joke to you?
but the books have weight, so... unless its learned without having the book in your inventory, then your outta luck.
@@MrMoofisAwesome if I remember correctly, can't you just click the triggers (on console, idk how to do it on PC) and it'll buy and auto learn?
@@HandsomeJackKR You know, I never thought about that. I always used the triggers whenever they were already in my inventory. I sold my xbox 360 copy already though so I can't test it out. :(
What does he look like to you? a FiLtHy MaGe????
@@Cumdaemon yes. He uses magic over half the video
Can't wait when you'll use "Sacrament of Sins" from PowerW for an intro
Well he used parts of the album for the last few, just no powerwolf for this one.
I’m pretty sure he already used killers with thé cross once or twice
Actually Venom of Venus is pretty cool too
ngl, i watch this a lot, the music is great, the memes are awesome, and the way you know the game is beyond anything.
PSA (a year late) that you can, technically, do Dawnguard (on the Dawnguard's side) without needing to pick up the Gyros for Sorine, you just need to pass a speech check. I'm not sure how hard it is, but I'd assume you'd need like 50 speech, and since you can't buy or sell anything, that'd be pretty difficult to acquire. You can get it using the merchant glitch by selling something with no weight to a vendor, like a note, and then selling their own stuff to them until you get enough speech, but it's probably more trouble than it's worth. Also, The Rueful Axe is not a good replacement to Balgruuf's Sword, for some inane reason it has the slowest swing speed of any weapon in the entire game, an thus has extremely low DPS. If you want to use a bow, there is I think one quest item bow in the entire game (besides Auriel's), it's in the Ratway Warrens, on a table with two small chests on it, it's in the unlocked one. Even though literally nobody is going to do this challenge besides ymfah, I wanted to make this comment because if I didn't it'd drive me crazy. :)
I love that you called speech-leveling "more trouble than it's worth" as if that isn't what the whole run is lmao. beating all of skrim w/o any equip weight? worth it sure.
What can I say? I’m a fucking idiot :)
34:32 It sounds like Jarl Balgruuf is saying, “Frickin Tullius will have to listen!”
Welcome to the joke
This is easily my new favorite channel. I could watch these all day
Honestly I don't know how many times I've watched your skyrim videos over and over, but they never get old, keep it up!
I got reminded of that time I killed a bandit with a battle-axe execution.
"By Ysmir you won't make it out alive!"
-A Bandit, literally having his skull bashed in.
mfw this isnt special, unlike you
It was his final words I guess
the editing is flawless. i dont even know what this channel is about, u got a sub.
With the steed stone, the armor you equip weighs nothing. I trust you know what to do with that info 😂
or grind heavy armor to 80 with crown for the same effect
Shhh. I think he's happier this way... let him have his moment.
Then how to equip armor without pick them up?
Leroy Jefferson if it’s on an enemy, you can equip it through the search menu
Fashion > anything else. Did we even watch the same video?
(All seriousness, I'll be sure to use this if I ever do this challenge.)
I love that sometimes u just break the game for fun. u didnt need to skip parts of the Thalmor embassy, u didn't need to skip parts of the dawnguard intro, but u did and we love u for it
Just a tip: Once you get a better sword than vilkas's give his to eurland graymane and get "Aelas shield" which is better than a steel sword I think
"alright please stay close to me while we're inside"
*Wulds into the void*
any gamer ever: i wonder if in skyrim you can--
serana: no
Zlew lmfao
Serana: no
Modders: yes.
Me: Why tho
Serana: You wouldn't get it
I hated Serana. She acts too much like a wannabe edgy twilight teen. I actually never wanted to try marrying her. Shahvee all the way.
Zlew ymfah : actually yes
From time to time i came back and rewatched those videos, is just poetry in form of video editing
You can use the Steed stone to make armor you wear weightless, since quest items are being used here it's technically still legit.
Yea, but unless you pick it from a dead body, you've not done the challenge correctly. You cannot have any weight on you at any time, the only times that this rule is broken is when you are awarded something with weight, but needs to be dropped immediately.
*Listens intro*
Me: Oh boy. Cannon in D Minor, Two Steps From Hell version. 10/10
Yeah D Minor!!!!
3:08 I see that Dark Souls Zwiehander. You can't fool me.
ILLUSION
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I knew that looked familiar
2:45 the way the music shamelessly and effortlessly transitions to the click and "nice" was awesome.