Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess?

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2021
  • There was an idea, to bring together a group of remarkable creatures, to see if they could become something more. So when I needed them, they could fight the battles that I never could. Then, one day, after that team was brought together, a pair of twins birthed by the lord of hell himself, Jeff Bezos, killed one of the members of my elite team. Now, it's payback time. Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess? (in text form)
    You’re probably wondering how I got from payback for a fallen friend to Disney princesses. It makes sense, just hear me out. Ya see, Disney movies are all about 3 things: love, honesty, and friendship, and money, and selling merchandise, and becoming a monopoly. The primary key in the Disney table that links it to the Murder table is friends. But we need to take it a step further, we’re not real enough yet. Look outside. See any animals? I doubt it, most of them are dead, but believe it or not they’re our friends. The problem is, they don’t know it yet. If I still love my dead dog’s ashes enough to make jokes about them, imagine how brutally I could smother a giant feral rat with my love. I want a pack of wild animals to love me, that’s why I’m a Disney princess, they like animals.
    To take a step back, to examine this from the comfort of a new paragraph, this is like the Fallout New Vegas Necromancer video only instead of resurrecting dead bodies and turning them into my companions, I’ve mastered the art of seduction and can make any wilderness creature weak enough in the knees that it’s practically begging to do anything I say. There’s just one small setback, because there always is. We’re well into 2021 now, it’s been an entire week at this point, everything must be as inconvenient and annoying as possible. It’s like a board game with your grandpa. You play Monopoly, there’s an argument about money, he says something about the war, you try to explain how real money is just as fake as the money you’re playing with, he shoots you in the chest and calls you a communist. A simple game turned into a mildly inconvenient evening. Did you think it was a real gun? Why would we let Grandpa have a real gun. All this means is its time for his medication. Sorry Josh, no consensual homicide this time.
    I got lost there for a second. Let’s get back to the beginning of the game. It was, ya know, pretty normal. I chose a woman as my race and made her as much like Cinderella as I possibly could. I thought maybe we were due for a tornado or something what with the sky and all. Alduin showed up and made the sky piss fire, I got my vision back, entered the keep, took a bucket, and went outside because I’ve got to do. I used two mods to make this work. One allows up to 100 companions, as well as a bunch of other really useful stuff that I never used, and the other lets you tame any animal. But the Animal Taming mod uses spells for this. First you use a charm spell like Calm or Pacify to sooth the wild beast then you blast it with the Tame Animal spell and it’s yours. If you didn’t know there was a Tame Animal spell in Skyrim, it’s because there isn’t. It’s added by the mod and you can only get it from a certain someone inside the College of Winterhold. So not only do I have to get in there, I have to be able to afford the 2800 gold spell. You know what that means.
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  • @MittenSquad
    @MittenSquad  3 года назад +614

    Mods used in this video:
    EFF - Extensive Follower Framework: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/7003
    Simple Animal Followers: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/31170

    • @mark9960
      @mark9960 3 года назад +12

      I'm surprised you didn't use any mods to beef up the dragons seeing how the vanilla dragons are just flying loot boxes.

    • @ryanmarchese2250
      @ryanmarchese2250 3 года назад +7

      This cured my depression for 26 minutes. Thanks Paul

    • @xapaperrollpaper3431
      @xapaperrollpaper3431 3 года назад +3

      This could be the simp challenge to

    • @elcheems4861
      @elcheems4861 3 года назад +3

      Hey my name is Jhonathan just one quick question can you beat fallout 4 with the cryolator

    • @CoomerDegenerate
      @CoomerDegenerate 3 года назад

      Can you beat Fall out 4 without a twist

  • @Hatman_Hans
    @Hatman_Hans 3 года назад +5108

    “I chose a woman as my race”

  • @BunnyCrypt
    @BunnyCrypt 3 года назад +7492

    "I changed my mind, I'm not a Disney princess, I'm a parasite."
    So just disney then?

  • @gluehuffer2869
    @gluehuffer2869 3 года назад +865

    “I lost so many good souls in that madness”
    y o u r g o a t h a s d I e d

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 3 года назад +23

      R.I.P goat
      He was the most swag goat in skyrim.
      You will be missed goat.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 3 года назад +5

      The most tragic death of them all

    • @briishcabbage568
      @briishcabbage568 2 года назад +7

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @arnoldmonhollen5962
      @arnoldmonhollen5962 2 года назад +2

      I noticed that specifically too lmao

    • @DudeGunman
      @DudeGunman 2 года назад

      @@briishcabbage568 No

  • @kelsanggyudzhin2340
    @kelsanggyudzhin2340 3 года назад +571

    I'm just picturing him standing in the Riverwood inn just screaming *CALM DOWN* at everyone for three days straight.

    • @Kali-Alpha
      @Kali-Alpha 3 года назад +29

      Like...
      "CAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLMMMMMMM DOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
      or
      "CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!"
      ?

    • @kelsanggyudzhin2340
      @kelsanggyudzhin2340 3 года назад +25

      @@Kali-Alpha Yes.

    • @zach_boi8872
      @zach_boi8872 2 года назад +10

      Everyone is fucking running around, screaming and bickering with each other like an unruly crowd of preschoolers and he's just pleading as loudly as he can for them to shut up

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof Год назад +3

      @@kelsanggyudzhin2340 i see

  • @dominicavila5975
    @dominicavila5975 3 года назад +2892

    “As a Disney Princess”
    Proceeds to enslave animals to murder people for him

  • @oscargonzalez3599
    @oscargonzalez3599 3 года назад +1544

    Cult priest: "You are a fake dragon born!"
    *magic*
    Cult priest: "You are the dragon born!"

    • @mr.witherhmc9304
      @mr.witherhmc9304 3 года назад +28

      They have very weak wills

    • @XXXXXX-ol6lb
      @XXXXXX-ol6lb 3 года назад +3

      @@mr.witherhmc9304 like everyone where you live

    • @mr.witherhmc9304
      @mr.witherhmc9304 3 года назад +8

      @@XXXXXX-ol6lb NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN OFFENDED BY SOMETHING I 100 PERCENT AGREE WITH, also not everyone, the other people in my class yes

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад +1

      @@mr.witherhmc9304 ah James Acaster

    • @MrFisher150421
      @MrFisher150421 3 года назад +3

      I mean, it's basically what Miraak did...

  • @zzxb223
    @zzxb223 3 года назад +338

    10:45
    "Your Belethor Has Died."
    Me: Welp, time to sell him.

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 3 года назад +37

      Beletor's soul: I can sell myself to myself

  • @yeetyateyote5570
    @yeetyateyote5570 3 года назад +566

    “It got old faster than I thought my parents would as a kid”
    o h :(

    • @genodedemon5109
      @genodedemon5109 3 года назад +8

      I can relate sadly.

    • @WeloveohgreatSam
      @WeloveohgreatSam 3 года назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @whyle5318
      @whyle5318 3 года назад +3

      @@WeloveohgreatSam 14:56

    • @flutterfox8864
      @flutterfox8864 3 года назад

      I’m a little confused (I’m kind of dumb, I’m sorry). Can anyone explain what he meant by that exactly?

    • @WeloveohgreatSam
      @WeloveohgreatSam 3 года назад +8

      @@flutterfox8864 his parents got old faster then he thought he thought they wouldn’t age as fast but they did 😞

  • @mini-_
    @mini-_ 3 года назад +3004

    That moment when you go into Skyrim and hear "Do you wanna build a snowman!" and it's just Mitten Squad with his squad of animals

  • @NotAVeryGoodNickname
    @NotAVeryGoodNickname 3 года назад +1265

    "I chose woman as my race"
    -Mittensquad, 2021

    • @andrewabate2570
      @andrewabate2570 3 года назад +11

      Wow you’re creative

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 3 года назад +81

      @@andrewabate2570
      Damn,a “wow you’re so creative” comment,how original AND insightful

    • @commandergull8188
      @commandergull8188 3 года назад +48

      @@arsenelupin5424 stop stop hes already dead

    • @jay9384
      @jay9384 3 года назад +14

      OP race. Ez game

    • @andrewabate2570
      @andrewabate2570 3 года назад +7

      @@arsenelupin5424 *i r o n i c*

  • @milimachathestrange
    @milimachathestrange 6 месяцев назад +40

    This was my favorite of his videos I'm really sad he's gone

  • @chadhaley8154
    @chadhaley8154 3 года назад +354

    Can children do damage? If so, you should do a playthrough as Grelod the Kind using this spell with only children.

    • @diabetes1191
      @diabetes1191 Год назад +30

      Can you beat [bethesda games] as the lord of the flies

    • @iamprocrastination.9415
      @iamprocrastination.9415 Год назад +10

      Pied Piper Skyrim

    • @suckassmork2972
      @suckassmork2972 Год назад +11

      EDP run

    • @jakeboehm5267
      @jakeboehm5267 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@diabetes1191bold to assume someone in RUclips comments has read the lord of the flies

    • @Daveaintreal
      @Daveaintreal 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jakeboehm5267Best if we keep it that way.

  • @Nick.t.S
    @Nick.t.S 3 года назад +460

    “I chose a woman as my race.”
    You beautiful monster.

    • @AB-xe9lb
      @AB-xe9lb 3 года назад +3

      Yes, i must agree

  • @comradelobster1736
    @comradelobster1736 3 года назад +1422

    “My most trusted advisors”
    *moose in the middle of that circle*

    • @07Rasengan07
      @07Rasengan07 3 года назад +10

      lmao

    • @Zarwardo99
      @Zarwardo99 2 года назад +22

      He is General Moosington the highest respected member of the advisor group. All that goes through his mind is moose things and when he is going to be in the next Brother Bear movie.

    • @pbsixgun6
      @pbsixgun6 2 года назад +3

      @@Zarwardo99 And wondering whatever happened to his little flying squirrel friend....

    • @thewolfofthestars1847
      @thewolfofthestars1847 2 года назад +5

      Exactly! He is a *moost* trusted advisor!
      I'll see myself out

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Год назад

      I think it's fair to throw out the Caligula comparison here. He _supposedly_ put a horse in the Senate. Though I think this was him throwing shade at the Senators by saying a horse could do their jobs better.

  • @ShardtheWolf
    @ShardtheWolf 3 года назад +530

    "Their dreams are nightmares that never end" - A true disney princess.

  • @jacobr8063
    @jacobr8063 3 года назад +130

    "Telling someone to calm down can never make them angry." Noted.

  • @cooperchamberlain196
    @cooperchamberlain196 3 года назад +744

    "See, silly me, I expected people to know how to operate a hallway!"
    literally highschool any other year.

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 3 года назад +1671

    "He shoots you in the chest and calls you a communist."
    Hitting a little close to home there Paul.

    • @simonwyzik8661
      @simonwyzik8661 3 года назад +59

      COMMUNISM FOREVER
      CAPITALISM NEVER

    • @simonwyzik8661
      @simonwyzik8661 3 года назад +20

      Smells like capitalism in here
      (Chugs vodka)

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 3 года назад +63

      @@simonwyzik8661 *liberty prime hates that* DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM! EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED!

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 3 года назад +49

      𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙏 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝘼𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉!

    • @Stellar_Politics
      @Stellar_Politics 3 года назад +3

      Hitting a little close to home there Paul [2]

  • @paulfrick169
    @paulfrick169 3 года назад +153

    4:51 I like how the wolf's expression turned from „grrr” to „derp” back to „grrr”.

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 3 года назад +264

    Damn this is amazing. It makes you feel like you're the general in a massive war. It feels more like a war than the actual civil war happening in skyrim.

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 3 года назад +3

      true

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 2 года назад +18

      The fights in this run look as close to actual epic battles as you can get in the Creation Engine

    • @pbsixgun6
      @pbsixgun6 2 года назад +1

      Sooooo....Skyrim doesn't have the equivalent of 'War of the Commonwealth' that Fallout 4 has?

  • @dosdoomguy2285
    @dosdoomguy2285 3 года назад +859

    We need a Disney Princess that carries 40 wheels of cheese at all times

  • @theculturedgentleman3699
    @theculturedgentleman3699 3 года назад +230

    “The itsy-bitsy spider killed the dragon and proved to everyone he didn’t need rehab after all”
    He didn’t...but after watching this I probably might

  • @alexreese614
    @alexreese614 3 года назад +222

    This is more of a Pokemon Master run than a Disney Princess run

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 2 года назад +6

      Ya know what...you have a point.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад +1

      There is a Pokemon mod for New Vegas and it's ... interesting

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 3 года назад +85

    "Hey you, you're finally awake?" fits Disney princesses

  • @siren6508
    @siren6508 3 года назад +748

    "beating skyrim as a disney princess"
    me, one second in: hey wait this is f-

  • @codycoyote545
    @codycoyote545 3 года назад +459

    "Your NPCs will make a fine addition to my collection" - General Mitten

    • @garfield5647
      @garfield5647 3 года назад +1

      Your playlists are great

    • @codycoyote545
      @codycoyote545 3 года назад

      @@garfield5647 Thanks bro

    • @ggp-ok2eo
      @ggp-ok2eo Год назад +1

      correction our Lord and saviors Mitten *totally not under his control*

  • @SnafuFourTwo
    @SnafuFourTwo 3 года назад +218

    Skyrim: “Your Lowlife has died”
    Mitten: and one of my discord mods died

  • @David-uh3co
    @David-uh3co Год назад +11

    Missing you, Paul…

  • @FakeHero9
    @FakeHero9 3 года назад +2483

    This might be the only Mitten Squad run that I would classify as, "fun"

    • @MishraArtificer
      @MishraArtificer 3 года назад +126

      I don't know...the "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Necromancer?" video was pretty fun.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 года назад +26

      @@MishraArtificer yeah but way more buggy.

    • @youmctube1729
      @youmctube1729 3 года назад +13

      Broooo, Wheel of Time

    • @Checheno1906
      @Checheno1906 3 года назад +11

      So, you have read the Wheel of Time, but the true question is if you have read the Stormingly depressed adventures of Kaladin Stormblessed and company, AKA the Stormlight Archive...

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 3 года назад +6

      Nah, there are plenty

  • @bearrett50kal17
    @bearrett50kal17 3 года назад +345

    What we learned here: Disney Princess Skyrim character build is kinda OP

    • @northpaw5416
      @northpaw5416 3 года назад +3

      Well... at least he cant force heal the dead

    • @raeljsr9496
      @raeljsr9496 3 года назад +1

      Disney princess build OP but the Ebony warrior is stronger

    • @dezerayb3980
      @dezerayb3980 3 года назад +1

      We really need a Lio & Stitch mod..

  • @someone_else2876
    @someone_else2876 6 месяцев назад +11

    Let the real game begin now, Paul. Rest in peace.

  • @callmeshaide8312
    @callmeshaide8312 5 месяцев назад +6

    This video popped up on my recommended page and it brought back so many memories, miss the enjoyment you brought as a kid from Michigan I’ve never looked anywhere but up to you rest in piece Paul ❤

  • @wadecarsonhewitt
    @wadecarsonhewitt 3 года назад +378

    This playthrough is basically: "What if Skyrim was a first-person RTS."

    • @siegfried2k4
      @siegfried2k4 3 года назад +13

      Men of war: skyrim

    • @midnightproductions3442
      @midnightproductions3442 3 года назад +12

      So, what if Skyrim was Mount and Blade: Warband?

    • @wadecarsonhewitt
      @wadecarsonhewitt 3 года назад +4

      @@midnightproductions3442 I bet there's a mod for it.

    • @ProfessorLemur
      @ProfessorLemur 3 года назад +6

      Not for Skyrim alone, but there is one for Tamriel. Link below:
      www.moddb.com/mods/war-in-tamriel

    • @Unoriginal____Starwalker
      @Unoriginal____Starwalker 3 года назад +1

      It's just mount and blade now.

  • @fukmilif5877
    @fukmilif5877 3 года назад +182

    No one can replace radroach, he was too pure for this world.
    R.I.P radroach.

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 3 года назад +3

      He was the most Radical of Radroach's...

    • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
      @YouTubecanfuckagoat 2 года назад +3

      I still remember him fluttering his … wing casings vigorously.

  • @r1pp3rr0
    @r1pp3rr0 3 года назад +27

    10:59 "Your goat has died." I don't think I can sleep well ever again after this sentence

  • @The_Hoff_12
    @The_Hoff_12 6 месяцев назад +9

    As with all of your videos, I have both enjoyed it and learned something. Rest in peace dude, your vids have made such an impact in people’s lives.

  • @amildlydepressingsalad9130
    @amildlydepressingsalad9130 3 года назад +385

    Plot twist: he dressed as a Disney Princess while playing as well

    • @HirophantGirl
      @HirophantGirl 3 года назад +4

      Omg Yas

    • @bon4864
      @bon4864 3 года назад +5

      Not a plot twist

    • @Sharkakaka
      @Sharkakaka 3 года назад +2

      The surprise would be the didn't!

    • @lusian4758
      @lusian4758 3 года назад +1

      Not really a plot twist

    • @kybercat7
      @kybercat7 3 года назад

      which one though?

  • @The_Crimson_Lion
    @The_Crimson_Lion 3 года назад +344

    At this point, Mitten squad probably goes on a random name generator to find his titles

    • @DunkaccinoThe3nd
      @DunkaccinoThe3nd 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @kabobawsome
      @kabobawsome 3 года назад +15

      He's gotta just have an algorithm that goes like
      Can You Beat (Randomly Generated Game) (Connector Determined by Machine Learning Algorithm) (Random Word) (Short Markov Chain)?

  • @sergior9745
    @sergior9745 5 месяцев назад +5

    "Here's the funny thing about time.. it doesn't play fair"

  • @depravitypd
    @depravitypd 10 месяцев назад +7

    This is absolutely prime Mitten Squad content, it’s one of his best videos. Hope you’re doing okay Paul x

  • @RaceChapman
    @RaceChapman 3 года назад +39

    "to keep the dream alive. my dream, not theirs, their dreams are nightmares that will never end." fuckin brilliant

  • @tomrose6341
    @tomrose6341 3 года назад +453

    Petition to make Mitten Squad into an official princess?

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  3 года назад +326

      Have you seen Paulina? I'm already a pretty princess

    • @paxywaxysaxy1171
      @paxywaxysaxy1171 3 года назад +37

      He was always a princess

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 3 года назад +10

      @@MittenSquad lol 👍

    • @Myst2463
      @Myst2463 3 года назад +14

      @@paxywaxysaxy1171 Always has been

    • @expecting747
      @expecting747 3 года назад +7

      He’s too good for them. They don’t deserve him.

  • @maxsherman1685
    @maxsherman1685 3 года назад +31

    “It got old faster than I thought my parents would when I was a kid.” ☹️

  • @linkeragon7885
    @linkeragon7885 3 года назад +21

    Mitten , you have finally achieved our destiny as the new
    Sheogorath

  • @otwk
    @otwk 3 года назад +66

    I love how his army murdered Alduin and then the Ebony Warrior was like: "Nope!"
    xDD

    • @anthonymacconnell8817
      @anthonymacconnell8817 3 года назад

      Right? really goes to show just how strong it is. I want to see an ebony warrior playthrough

  • @spellicup5286
    @spellicup5286 3 года назад +152

    I stopped everything and when I say everything I mean even the CPR

    • @tiazoh
      @tiazoh 3 года назад

      Based.

  • @omegasynth2775
    @omegasynth2775 3 года назад +32

    Imagine Snow White just showing up with a wolf pack

    • @localdingus6788
      @localdingus6788 3 года назад +4

      Snow White alternate ending. Snow White is sick of her step mothers crap and it’s time to conquer her kingdom.

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 3 года назад +3

      This is just Shrek 3

    • @insertnamehere4088
      @insertnamehere4088 2 года назад +1

      @@blazerheata6479 Don't mention that forsaken one.

  • @lakesheppard5466
    @lakesheppard5466 3 года назад +91

    I’ve already played through Skyrim as Elsa so my daughter wouldn’t get annoyed by me playing to much

    • @backpug1228
      @backpug1228 3 года назад +21

      Did you sing "let it go" every time you used your frost spells?

    • @bruh-im7gi
      @bruh-im7gi 3 года назад +4

      Fuckin' legend

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 года назад +6

      should've told her to let it go.

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 3 года назад +2

      big brain parenting.

  • @aslothnamedfish
    @aslothnamedfish 3 года назад +125

    This makes perfect sense and there is nothing wrong with it

  • @billy65bob
    @billy65bob 3 года назад +12

    6:52 "I knocked out its power, because birds aren't real"

  • @daisukideshou
    @daisukideshou 6 месяцев назад +4

    mylittlepogchamp redirecting to mitten squad is the only thing giving me the will to not accidentally light myself on fire

  • @FallinWizard
    @FallinWizard 3 года назад +309

    “why would we give grandpa a real gun?”
    well...well shit

  • @JayCoolin03
    @JayCoolin03 3 года назад +41

    “There’s no tame spell” well there is a tame shout... in vanilla Skyrim

  • @fkboyStalin
    @fkboyStalin 6 месяцев назад +7

    Rest in peace Paul.

  • @xwing2417
    @xwing2417 3 года назад +23

    "luckily they came to the right princess" lmfao when you said that! :-D

  • @Darien04
    @Darien04 3 года назад +283

    Mitten squad:
    “I chose a woman as my race”...
    Probably should’ve read the comments to see if there were other people saying this before I did.

    • @ExEcstasyEdward
      @ExEcstasyEdward 3 года назад +3

      Same, just commented it

    • @bigboss3051
      @bigboss3051 3 года назад +3

      Why even post it in the first place? It’s just a line from the video that we all heard

    • @Darien04
      @Darien04 3 года назад +7

      @@bigboss3051 well considering that almost all of the most popular comments on this video are ones of that quote, I’d say you have a thing or two to learn about what’s worth commenting on videos.

    • @bigboss3051
      @bigboss3051 3 года назад +2

      @@Darien04 it’s not worth reading the comments at all. there has never been a comment that i haven’t regretted reading

    • @ExEcstasyEdward
      @ExEcstasyEdward 3 года назад +7

      @@bigboss3051 why are u lurking around in the comment section then, u even commented tho

  • @jacobthehollow
    @jacobthehollow 3 года назад +62

    "Look outside, do you see any animals?"
    Yes. Florida has a lot of birds.

    • @BananaBrainsZEF
      @BananaBrainsZEF 3 года назад +11

      Birds aren't real.

    • @doktahv8837
      @doktahv8837 3 года назад +3

      No, but they have a lot of Squirrels.
      - Also a person from Florida

    • @jacobthehollow
      @jacobthehollow 3 года назад +4

      @@BananaBrainsZEF Really? What have I been shooting all this time?

    • @BananaBrainsZEF
      @BananaBrainsZEF 3 года назад +5

      @@jacobthehollow A whole lotta nothin'

    • @Acydable
      @Acydable 3 года назад +1

      Mainly lizards and squirrels here. The occasional bird from time to time.

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 6 месяцев назад +6

    I hope you reunite with your dog up there Paul

  • @jakecannanite4558
    @jakecannanite4558 3 года назад +29

    "Telling someone to calm down never makes them angry"
    - bad advice from mittensquad

    • @bruh-im7gi
      @bruh-im7gi 3 года назад +7

      Liar, it works all the time for me, if you have a 9mm pointed at their face they will calm down

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 3 года назад +89

    "he shoots you in the chest and calls you a communist" HHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god underrated

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 3 года назад

      "COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM."

  • @kenaslalson7626
    @kenaslalson7626 3 года назад +47

    "And with that I did sorta beat Skyrim as a Disney Princess"
    Me: Ok well video's over. time to move on.
    "But we're not done yet"
    OHHHHH SHIT"S BOUT TO GET REAL

    • @DragoniteSpam
      @DragoniteSpam 2 года назад +2

      That was the part where the real game began.

  • @99ChevySilverado
    @99ChevySilverado 3 года назад +13

    For years the one question ive asked myself, I’ve lost friends, ruined relationships and lost countless hours of sleep in the pursuit of the answer to this question and i have finally found it, thank you Paul

  • @AJGundam
    @AJGundam 3 года назад +34

    No matter how cold it is in Michigan, it's always warmer when Mitten uploads.

  • @tatevaughan3248
    @tatevaughan3248 3 года назад +19

    mitten is like grievous.
    "a fine addition to my collection"

  • @thatmaninblack
    @thatmaninblack 3 года назад +37

    "Violence is not the answer." - Because it is the question. The answer is: YES.
    :-D

  • @Reaper99
    @Reaper99 3 года назад +17

    "I changed my mind. I am not Cinderella, I am a parasite."

  • @modelcitizenvlad
    @modelcitizenvlad 3 года назад +77

    Theoretically you could do a Pied Piper playthrough with only using abducted children. I would like to see how fast youtube demonetizes that.

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 3 года назад +9

      He also controlled rats, so he could get two videos out of the premise.

    • @yoshiking6027
      @yoshiking6027 2 года назад +12

      @@justinweber4977 “can you beat Skyrim using only children and skeevers?”

    • @Crackheadcentral2188
      @Crackheadcentral2188 Год назад +1

      Children are unkillable, so INFINITE SOLDIERS

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад

      Good old Hameln playthrough

  • @SirVelstadt
    @SirVelstadt 3 года назад +84

    "I chose a women as my race" absolutely incredible

  • @luminantazurefyre3407
    @luminantazurefyre3407 3 года назад +78

    "Can you beat Skyrim on Godmode?"
    The answer, surprisingly, is yes.

  • @freekyfreeze4694
    @freekyfreeze4694 3 года назад +4

    4:50 I love how the wolfs eyes bug out.

  • @grimmpierful
    @grimmpierful 3 года назад +30

    "The primary key in the Disney table that links it to the murder table is friends"
    Paul your CS is showing

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 года назад +2

      I dunno. That key seems pretty foreign to me.

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 3 года назад +2

      What's CS?

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 3 года назад +1

      @@kin-3877 Harry potter and the cursed son? Maybe I hope they make the movie.

  • @IINC0RRECT
    @IINC0RRECT 3 года назад +60

    Love you bro, even if your family tree is a branch.

    • @darknova9978
      @darknova9978 3 года назад +3

      Ave, true to Cesar

    • @jaydens4855
      @jaydens4855 3 года назад +1

      I just saw this comment on Reddit lol.

  • @SpectreAnimations
    @SpectreAnimations 3 года назад +5

    This is more of a can you beat Skyrim as a Pokémon trainer challenge

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 3 года назад +8

    The other day I finally killed the Ebony Warrior on my 100 skill everything file, and honestly not surprised he could massacre your forces on novice

  • @overhaul.-.
    @overhaul.-. 3 года назад +43

    8:45 if you go to the website it redirects to his RUclips page, holy shit

  • @muhammadryan654
    @muhammadryan654 3 года назад +19

    "The tortured man to boost morale" oh God I had a good laugh

  • @Sn1peRbr0Pr0duct10ns
    @Sn1peRbr0Pr0duct10ns 3 года назад +2

    14:57 "but it got old, faster than i thought my parents would've when I was a kid"
    shiiit, that one hit hard, lol

  • @thewolfofthestars1847
    @thewolfofthestars1847 2 года назад +6

    Let's give a hand to the cultist twins Jeremy and Geremy for sticking around so long 👏👏👏 well done boys

  • @heretohavefun5646
    @heretohavefun5646 3 года назад +91

    "Telling someone to calm down could never make them angry"
    Me:🤐

  • @Grgrqr
    @Grgrqr 3 года назад +90

    You’re a Disney princess Mitten!

    • @waddle_plop
      @waddle_plop 3 года назад

      You’re a Disney Mitten, princess!

  • @alexlower505
    @alexlower505 3 года назад +5

    "Keep the dream alive. My dream, not theirs. Their dreams are nightmares that will never end."

  • @jesseflanders1781
    @jesseflanders1781 3 года назад +4

    This has got to be one of the most epic-looking and awesome runs you've done. Really liking the money shots of your horde!

  • @CryAndReportMe
    @CryAndReportMe 3 года назад +37

    I love how every passing minute, you stray further and further away from the actual challenge lol

  • @TNXaro
    @TNXaro 3 года назад +14

    This could be called, "Pokemon: Skyrim Edition"

  • @papadragon6026
    @papadragon6026 6 месяцев назад +2

    Will always be my go-to happy video. Thank you Paul

  • @emperor_rat
    @emperor_rat 3 года назад +3

    8:44 *Immediatly goes to check* : Omg he really does

  • @cmb9340
    @cmb9340 3 года назад +6

    *A giant and his Ray Romano" best quote of the video.

  • @arcyndium1773
    @arcyndium1773 3 года назад +9

    “Alduin showed up and made the sky piss fire.”, wasn’t a line I was prepared for.

  • @themanlybeard9212
    @themanlybeard9212 6 месяцев назад +3

    You're with your Radroach now Paul. Flutter your wings and know that Pearl will never know peace again ❤

  • @Popsomechicken
    @Popsomechicken 3 года назад +1

    The moose are the real MVPs of this playthrough. You obviously wouldn't have beat the game without them.

  • @deminumenera1758
    @deminumenera1758 3 года назад +52

    "Telling someone to calm down can never make them angry."
    Yeah. Try that in real life and tell me how it goes...

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 года назад

      usually they're already pissed off, so, kinda right.
      not saying it works, i'm saying it adds fuel to te fire - if there wasn't a fire, it wouldn't necessarily start one out of nowhere.

    • @amorphoussolid8512
      @amorphoussolid8512 3 года назад +3

      The trick is to keep saying it louder and louder without giving them a chance to respond. After I woke up from my impromptu meeting with the ground I couldn't see them anywhere so figure it must have worked. On an unrelated note I seem to have fewer teeth than I did before.

    • @jame8266
      @jame8266 3 года назад +4

      That's the joke

    • @starscreamofvos
      @starscreamofvos 3 года назад

      I'm a vegan activist so I do a lot of education on animal/human cruelty, science, etc. I've had some very crazy animal abusers attack me and threaten me while at protests or vegan outreach events.
      Every weekend I drive an hour to protest at a horse race track (www.horseracingwrongs.org) and one time this guy overdosed in front of me when I arrived there early. I called 911 and they saved the guy's life. Just shows you how much money is taken from the local community to profit animal killers...
      Anyway, that druggie often passed by the protest spot to go to the nearby liquor store. Last time he passed he stopped to cuss us out and say some really nasty things. I turned my megaphone to him and said "You're welcome for saving your life."
      He lost his shit and really started to go at me. I told him, "You need to calm down" while staying monotone myself, and the rest of the group just chanting like nothing is happening. He got even angrier and more racist (I'm Latina, he's white with lots of Nazi tattoos) and I finally said, "Are you on your period?"
      Ah.... Sometimes, it's too much fun dealing with these Karens. Just sad that they are literally defending animal/human cruelties that fuck us all over. :( Other than that, they are a fascinating specimen.
      www.watchdominion.com

    • @mohammadrezapahlavi4578
      @mohammadrezapahlavi4578 2 года назад

      @@starscreamofvos I don't remember asking

  • @yummygirlarcade4444
    @yummygirlarcade4444 3 года назад +13

    Paul, the "mylittlepogchamp" works but the "mylittleradroach" one does not atm

  • @KaiserHanstedt
    @KaiserHanstedt 3 года назад +6

    "A giant and his Rey Ramano" Lmao

  • @jstafford6294
    @jstafford6294 3 года назад +4

    Anyone else named Josh just sitting there in the beginning of the video like "what did I do?"

  • @thegamingpigeon3216
    @thegamingpigeon3216 3 года назад +12

    I just watched Infinity War and Endgame this weekend so I was prepared for this

  • @zemmify1727
    @zemmify1727 3 года назад +17

    Title: *Can you beat skyrim as a disney princess?* Video: *Shows Fallout at start of video*

  • @MuffinOfChaos
    @MuffinOfChaos 3 года назад +2

    I mean... If you pretend you're Repunzel from Tangled, you can turn any raider to your team

    • @pennsy6755
      @pennsy6755 3 года назад

      God reading this comment and already I can see Rapunzel trying to recruit Driver-Nephi

  • @scubasteve10000
    @scubasteve10000 3 года назад

    This is honestly the best video you've ever made. Congrats on peaking in the first few weeks of 2021, it's down hill from here.

  • @mallyphase
    @mallyphase 3 года назад +33

    Dude bought a domain just to go to his RUclips channel.