Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch?

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  • Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
  • There are a lot of different ways to play through Skyrim. Some people like magic, others prefer attacking from a distance with a bow and arrow, and others still charge headfirst into combat with a sword in each hand. But there are some items in the game that aren’t really meant to be the main method of attack. Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? (in text form)
    I’m skipping the opening ride into Helgen because it was a glitchy nightmare just like it was in the last Skyrim video I made. I chose an Imperial for reasons I’ll explain in a bit, ignored Alduin, and made my way inside Helgen Keep. Just like with my Fork and Shout videos, when I say “With Only A Torch”, what I mean is that I can only do damage to enemies with a Torch. I can still wear armor, use spells to heal myself, and use shouts that don’t affect enemies.
    A few minutes in, and I already found my first Torch. Sort of. There are 2 kinds of Torches in Skyrim. There are Torches that are items, and those that are a part of the environment meaning they’re fixed in place just like a wall or a door. As I made my way through the Keep, it became annoyingly clear that finding a Torch to wield as a weapon would be harder than I thought. I let Ralof and his friends do all the work since I can’t do anything, ran passed the bear, escaped Helgen, and activated the Warrior stone.
    It had never dawned on me that Bleak Falls Barrow is just a little ways up a mountain from the stones, so I went ahead and discovered the location to save myself some time down the line. In Riverwood, I took advantage of Gerdur by taking everything she had to her name, then went inside Riverwood Trader to buy a Torch from Lucan. For some reason I thought it was common for merchants to sell Torches. But the one time I actually want a torch, there aren’t any for sale, which means I’m completely defenseless.
    I also checked a few nearby buildings for any torches that I might be able to steal, but still there was nothing. The small upside is that Whiterun is only a short hike and a few wolf bites away. I persuaded the guard to let me in, checked with the weapon vendor for some reason and found no torches, made my way inside Dragonsreach, and gave the Jarl the rundown on what happened in Helgen. Farengar, the court wizard, didn’t have any Torches either.
    So I did what I hate doing and resorted to the Skyrim Wiki to figure out exactly where I could find a torch. There are Torches in the dungeons beneath Dragonsreach, the only problem is getting in. It took a few more attempts than it should have to get a guard to see me picking a lock, allowing me to go directly to jail, pick the lock in the loose grate on the floor, and and get my first Torch. There are actually a few Torches in the dungeon. By the time I’d retrieved my possessions after spending the night in jail, I had 8 fire sticks to my name and was off to Bleak Falls Barrow to get the Dragonstone.
    Now that there’s relevant footage to show in chronological order, I can explain a few things about Torches. The Torch is held in one hand, but it’s not a one handed weapon. Using it to shield yourself from attacks raises the Block skill, which is why I chose an Imperial as my race. They’re one of 4 races that start with 20 in Blocking, but they’re also the only race to start off with 25 in Restoration, which is incredibly useful since the Torch is not a very useful weapon.
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Комментарии • 3,1 тыс.

  • @hjs1249
    @hjs1249 7 месяцев назад +407

    Rest in Peace Paul, you will be greatly missed by this community.

    • @ProjectSlaz
      @ProjectSlaz 7 месяцев назад +34

      Totally not rewatching his content while crying and eating a tub of ice cream

    • @novaplex3624
      @novaplex3624 4 месяца назад +2

      you just like me... YOU JUST LIKE ME FR@@ProjectSlaz

    • @Kjell1337
      @Kjell1337 3 месяца назад

      I only recently learned of his passing. I was wondering when a new video would come out so I googled him and I am bawling my eyes out. :(

    • @Anchorwing.
      @Anchorwing. 2 месяца назад

      Still come back to watch these haha always get a laugh and forget he's gone till the vid ends :/

    • @Nopenguin4875
      @Nopenguin4875 2 месяца назад +1

      He's not dead he's recovering from alcohol addiction

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 5 лет назад +3042

    Legends are told about the Dragonborn who slayed thousands, armed with a torch and 30 bowls of vegetable soup. Without spilling any.

    • @pingthericegod372
      @pingthericegod372 5 лет назад +111

      Legend says the torch never went out

    • @ustupid7678
      @ustupid7678 5 лет назад +33

      @@pingthericegod372 1 went out

    • @cadent87
      @cadent87 5 лет назад +16

      Sir Robin of Camelot Kakyoin only gets bullied by overtly-homosexual time-stopping British vampires and their super buff punching ghosts tho. And on occasion water

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai 5 лет назад +7

      Loki: Hold my scepter.
      Thanos: Hold my axe.
      Captain America: Hold my shield.
      Thor: Hold my hammer.
      Groot: I am Two or
      Dragonborn: Hold my breath and torch.

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 5 лет назад +8

      William Zepelli would be proud

  • @kylejakob98
    @kylejakob98 7 месяцев назад +119

    RIP, i know i'll keep rewatching your work for years to come. You were one of the youtubers I enjoyed to rewatch over and over. I appreciate all the work you did. Rest well.

  • @Kingj411
    @Kingj411 7 месяцев назад +73

    Just heard about Mitten's passing today. I'm gonna reinstall Skyrim and try this challenge for myself, in honor of the legend himself.
    Rest easy Paul, we'll meet again in Sovngarde, brother.

    • @cravepoison2010
      @cravepoison2010 4 месяца назад +1

      Did you ever complete the challenge yourself in honor of Mitten?

    • @Nopenguin4875
      @Nopenguin4875 2 месяца назад +1

      He's not dead he's recovering from alcohol addiction

    • @Nopenguin4875
      @Nopenguin4875 2 месяца назад

      He's not dead he's recovering from alcohol addiction

    • @NoahVercetti
      @NoahVercetti Месяц назад +1

      ​@Nopenguin4875 no he is dead sadly

    • @byeFofiko1
      @byeFofiko1 Месяц назад

      ​@Nopenguin4875 it's confirmed his dad (identity verified) proved it. He died.

  • @htm4106
    @htm4106 5 лет назад +2684

    Welcome to another episode of "I didn't even think about it but now I have to know".

    • @K38Media
      @K38Media 5 лет назад +30

      He learned about cooking though! If Mitten knew what to do all the time there wouldn't be any of the magic that comes with doing something stupid without doing any research first

    • @maky472
      @maky472 5 лет назад +13

      "I don't need sleep, I need answers!"

    • @clairewilson8410
      @clairewilson8410 5 лет назад +1

      HTM k

    • @almirante_kiko
      @almirante_kiko 5 лет назад

      Now do beat Skyrim using artilerry only !!!

    • @anthonyfalcon2113
      @anthonyfalcon2113 4 года назад

      Foreal hahah

  • @capndm401
    @capndm401 5 лет назад +2175

    There's like 20 torches in the mine near riverwood.

    • @StygianIkazuchi
      @StygianIkazuchi 5 лет назад +241

      I was HOPING someone would realize and point this out. They also respawn if you take them all, leave and go back in immediately lol

    • @indywhitlock9877
      @indywhitlock9877 5 лет назад +117

      It's called embershard mine

    • @swiing444
      @swiing444 5 лет назад +78

      Honestly ruined this entire video for me. Anyone who has played this game for longer than a second would know that

    • @capndm401
      @capndm401 5 лет назад +5

      Samuel Edwords 😂😂

    • @isntitgreatthatgoogleplusa991
      @isntitgreatthatgoogleplusa991 4 года назад +64

      @@swiing444 i played through the game twice and dint know that

  • @thatonegal32
    @thatonegal32 7 месяцев назад +83

    Rest in peace soldier
    Just like that torch, you were the light of our lives

  • @AlanatorTheGreat
    @AlanatorTheGreat 5 лет назад +1245

    You see those warriors from Cyrodiil?
    They've got vegetable soup...
    *VEGETABLE. SOUP.*

    • @umbranmierex2413
      @umbranmierex2413 4 года назад +9

      You know thats right~

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 года назад +20

      I know where this comes from. "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got Curved Swords. Curved. Swords.". I eventually got tired of hearing that after awhile

    • @jacksonmnl7901
      @jacksonmnl7901 4 года назад +6

      CuRVeD SWordS

    • @Alex-bu7nn
      @Alex-bu7nn 4 года назад +3

      @@jacksonmnl7901 CuRVeD SwoRDs YoU SaY
      ReMaRkAblE

    • @adamlucas2203
      @adamlucas2203 3 года назад +1

      Chris Chan has a curved sword

  • @coleb.2889
    @coleb.2889 5 лет назад +2500

    Who would win:
    A nearly immortal demigod that’s eats worlds
    Or
    Some dude with a fire stick and as much soup as he can carry

    • @iamevil8582
      @iamevil8582 5 лет назад +36

      Cole B. Soup man!
      That should be a movie soup man sounds cool mmmmm
      Soup man man that eats soup he eats soup ow yea he eats soup soup soup
      Sssssssssssoooooooouuuuuppppppp!

    • @Jake-rv8td
      @Jake-rv8td 5 лет назад +15

      @@iamevil8582 It is actually the plot of the next Kung Fu Panda movie. He switches from noodles to soup.

    • @iamevil8582
      @iamevil8582 5 лет назад +1

      Jake what?

    • @Enceladus...
      @Enceladus... 5 лет назад +3

      He channeled his inner wannabe actress and animal abuser though. (that chick who spits on her dog on youtube)

    • @maxkernfeld7928
      @maxkernfeld7928 5 лет назад +3

      Cole B. Alduin is a part of AKA and one of the original Divines of the Nordic Pantheon.
      So he is not a *Demigod* but an actual *God* .
      BTW Alduin is in some way immortal hence why you didn’t absorbed his soul.
      You only delayed the End of Time...
      Watch some damn Lore Videos in Talos‘ name!!!

  • @anormaltoaster3691
    @anormaltoaster3691 5 лет назад +382

    “I was taught it was my responsibility to bring the torch of knowledge to the wastes. I may have taken the torch part more literally than they intended” -Edward Sallow (Caesar)

    • @shadowofseattle1338
      @shadowofseattle1338 5 лет назад +11

      Ave, true to Caesar!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +10

      @@shadowofseattle1338 "We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that."

    • @liamwashington6841
      @liamwashington6841 5 лет назад +24

      Caesar would have been much harder to kill had he wielded his legendary torch in-game

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +9

      @Steve N "Feed a man some food, and he'll ask for more. Feed a man a bullet, and you won't hear from him again."

    • @kiwi7034
      @kiwi7034 5 лет назад

      Ave, True to Caesar

  • @hellotherechap8775
    @hellotherechap8775 5 лет назад +1190

    Can you please do a "Can you beat Skyrim with only Lydia?" Video because at this point I think you live for pain

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata 4 года назад +17

      No because you have to kill the dragon for her

    • @dinochicken6100
      @dinochicken6100 4 года назад +65

      @@beastmutata You can just hide and let the others kill the dragon

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata 4 года назад +12

      @@dinochicken6100 that's fair. Didnt think about that

    • @viktorholm3386
      @viktorholm3386 4 года назад +35

      @@beastmutata Still Alduin is protected so he will only die if the player gets the final hit

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata 4 года назад +6

      @@viktorholm3386 didnt know that. Cool.

  • @luxs_beast2799
    @luxs_beast2799 7 месяцев назад +22

    Rip paul, this video just showed up you will be forever remembered 🕊

  • @teafanatic8452
    @teafanatic8452 5 лет назад +590

    "WHaT STORE ARE YOU IN?"
    "I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!"

  • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
    @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 5 лет назад +496

    Only a torch?
    That's almost as difficult as beating Skyrim with only a bow, but no arrows.

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 5 лет назад +25

      So if you enchant the bow with fire/ice/lightning and start bashing it's essentially torch.

    • @boingboing8338
      @boingboing8338 5 лет назад +112

      @@weetzcro9661 yes enchant a bow with ice and it becomes a torch

    • @royalty__2688
      @royalty__2688 5 лет назад +8

      @@weetzcro9661 you clearly have never played skyrim before lol.

    • @AaronDuck
      @AaronDuck 5 лет назад +14

      I ate a bowl of nails this morning

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 5 лет назад

      @@royalty__2688 I only have a PS3 version and like 700hrs and this is just wrong way to play. Using bow without arrows then it just clogs up my inventory

  • @sleekotter1109
    @sleekotter1109 4 года назад +125

    "Turns out there are a few torches in the dungeons beneath dragonsreach."
    There are dungeons beneath dragonsreach?

    • @robertlannin5746
      @robertlannin5746 3 года назад +23

      You are far too pure.

    • @ItsVenti
      @ItsVenti 3 года назад +2

      There are some in the embershard mine

  • @illusv9498
    @illusv9498 4 года назад +194

    and this is how the dragonborn saved us my kids, with only a torch,
    this is why you need to eat your vegetable soup.

    • @TheEndlessCycle
      @TheEndlessCycle 4 года назад +4

      If it's not chicken noodle soup then get lost lol

  • @Zero6IDK
    @Zero6IDK 5 лет назад +775

    Here's something that might be interesting; "can you beat Skyrim by only using Stolen items". That means your weapons, armour, consumables (even soup) must be stolen first in order to be used to damage enemies/heal yourself. This means no fists, shouts or spells (unless you steal the spell tome i guess).
    Love ya and appreciate ya

    • @kerrybeckett1444
      @kerrybeckett1444 5 лет назад +37

      A RUclipsr called MajorSlackAttack has already done a play though like you described you should watch it, it’s pretty good.

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 5 лет назад +6

      @@kerrybeckett1444 but he used quest items

    • @_Sterben_
      @_Sterben_ 5 лет назад +5

      Only Stolen buckets

    • @justayoutuber2302
      @justayoutuber2302 5 лет назад

      yeeeeeees

    • @argonianale5716
      @argonianale5716 5 лет назад +3

      "even soup" 😂

  • @topsniper47
    @topsniper47 5 лет назад +205

    "I can only sneak in what you need." *Gives 17 bowls of soup*

    • @cullentaylor6445
      @cullentaylor6445 5 лет назад +10

      DMT-Guru I remember my first playthrough handing him everything in my inventory 😂😂

    • @gagecameron5672
      @gagecameron5672 4 года назад +6

      DMT-Guru Can you imagine being the guy that has to smuggle in 9 pounds of soup to a dinner party?

  • @GophersVids
    @GophersVids 5 лет назад +388

    I am glad I am not the only one who had trouble finding a torch in Skyrim :)

    • @Itwalksinthesoup
      @Itwalksinthesoup 4 года назад +2

      Lenny still having flashbacks?

    • @shinyfoxgaming395
      @shinyfoxgaming395 4 года назад +4

      Gopher is it really the Skyrim god I had a better chance of seeing Jesus in the flesh

    • @TeeV479
      @TeeV479 3 года назад +13

      Something called E M B E R S H A R D M I N E

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell 3 года назад +1

      That’s what ‘Predator Vision’ was for am I right? 🙃
      *“You are taking us somewhere warm I trust.”*

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 2 года назад +1

      I can't avoid them. I don't want them lol

  • @Lez-B-Ein
    @Lez-B-Ein 5 лет назад +297

    It's 2019 and I'm watching someone beat Skyrim with a torch. Nobody could've foretold this

    • @m.wall-kane346
      @m.wall-kane346 4 года назад +3

      Boi I bought Skyrim this month for my birthday

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 года назад +4

      Well, there was that one girl. What was her name? Cassandra? But no one ever believes her.

    • @ravenshade9260
      @ravenshade9260 4 года назад

      Desmond Mickel llmao

    • @treysevy5079
      @treysevy5079 4 года назад

      That last part sounds like we are all saying in 2020

    • @aidenhale302
      @aidenhale302 3 года назад

      @@treysevy5079 true

  • @quintonsloan3666
    @quintonsloan3666 5 лет назад +647

    Mitten squad: "and by channeling my wanna be actress youtuber who spits on their dog"
    Me: savage

  • @erikcarter9118
    @erikcarter9118 5 лет назад +310

    17:40
    Ah, yes, the "become Earl" shout- one of my favorites.

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 года назад +16

      yeah, just instantly equip fine clothes and have your property value increase by about a few hundred thousand gold, such a useful shout

    • @MudmanBlues
      @MudmanBlues 4 года назад +6

      apparently no one can actually say ethereal, it's a cursed word

    • @surekhak9556
      @surekhak9556 3 года назад +7

      I think you mean the become unreal engine 3 shout

    • @kayanbarros2998
      @kayanbarros2998 3 года назад +1

      @@surekhak9556 lmao

    • @os8588
      @os8588 3 года назад

      @@firstname4097 and go bald

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 лет назад +390

    Guess you could say you torched the competition...

  • @Banzai_AWOS
    @Banzai_AWOS 4 года назад +53

    Anyone else immediately think of the mine on the way to Riverwood and get pissed off at the fact he didn't get any of the 15 or so torches

  • @esmepipkin6087
    @esmepipkin6087 5 лет назад +172

    "Soup is Inevitable" should be on a shirt.

    • @siggy2609
      @siggy2609 5 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 5 лет назад +1

      Everyone I know would be asking, “What the hell are you watching?”

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 5 лет назад +1

      Nah, what we *really* need is a picture of Thanos with the text "I am inevitable..." with a photoshop of a cup noodle cup where his face would be.

    • @esmepipkin6087
      @esmepipkin6087 5 лет назад

      @@TheTaintedWisdom You are a genius

  • @pathrodox859
    @pathrodox859 5 лет назад +1227

    You wanna really torture yourself? Can you beat fallout 4 on survival difficulty, without sleeping?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +121

      Oh god, the insomniac challenge.

    • @EmperorRahem
      @EmperorRahem 5 лет назад +159

      He can't really do that, his Fallout 4 crashes too frequently.

    • @rdvankalay9548
      @rdvankalay9548 5 лет назад +13

      witout glitch its impossible

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 5 лет назад +17

      Basically just speedrun?

    • @pathrodox859
      @pathrodox859 5 лет назад +38

      @@matejcevnik7362 Aye mate but a hard one, performed by a non-speedrunner.

  • @nguyenquyetthang1326
    @nguyenquyetthang1326 5 лет назад +50

    "Kidnapped a few plants"
    Paul returns with his fine choice of word usage
    P/S: I return to pay tribute to this man. RIP buddy

  • @averagejoe6224
    @averagejoe6224 4 года назад +37

    Theres a ton of torches in ember shard mine, right next to the guardian stones. There is also a unique pit of boots called the predators grace in deep wood vale that has nearly the same effect as vegetable soup.

  • @luissandoval244
    @luissandoval244 5 лет назад +780

    Here is one that might be interesting but near impossible.
    Can you beat Skyrim with only the Wabajack?

    • @epicprodragon64
      @epicprodragon64 5 лет назад +31

      It's possible,I don't have have a life so it's possible if you cut the beginning part out

    • @gooddaytunes4295
      @gooddaytunes4295 5 лет назад +31

      Interesting but getting the item would be pretty hard and I reckon this playthrough would be harder however defeating alduin with it seems like a fun idea in a solo speed run for fun.

    • @almirante_kiko
      @almirante_kiko 5 лет назад +7

      Just script comand it

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 5 лет назад +22

      @@almirante_kiko That wont count

    • @Epitaxy
      @Epitaxy 4 года назад +9

      I’m fucking doing it I’ll upload the full play through

  • @coryjones6060
    @coryjones6060 5 лет назад +113

    “I cut myself because no one knows how stressful it is to be dragon born” I love it lmaooo

  • @dakotabice558
    @dakotabice558 5 лет назад +188

    There is one they fear in there tongue he is Soupakin TORCHBORN!

  • @lordnexus6996
    @lordnexus6996 5 лет назад +54

    If someone dies in soverngard do they just wake up and just “live” the rest of there time or go to like a super soverngard?

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 3 года назад +18

      If it's anything like the mythological Valhalla it's based on, they just timeskip to next morning as if all they did was getting blackout drunk.

    • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
      @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages Год назад +2

      *Waking up after dying in soverngard* "Hey you, you're finally awake".

  • @insell8
    @insell8 5 лет назад +323

    You... You could have just gotten a torch from embershard mine.
    You know? Like at the beginning of the first "dungeon" of the game?

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 5 лет назад +11

      I know I was thinking go to embershard

    • @intelligism4306
      @intelligism4306 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @octaviusnorvelantis8934
      @octaviusnorvelantis8934 5 лет назад +4

      Thank u it was driving me crazy 😂

    • @migjordanpayawal7856
      @migjordanpayawal7856 5 лет назад +11

      My thoughts exactly.
      Taking the torches off their sconce is meant to help new players learn how to sneak around.

    • @zadamany9255
      @zadamany9255 5 лет назад +16

      Flashbacks to the FO4 Mini Nuke Launcher episode where he missed a free launcher less than five minutes from the start of the game...

  • @jessicadickerson1094
    @jessicadickerson1094 5 лет назад +98

    I just came up with something: “Can you beat fallout 4 with only the syringer?”

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 лет назад +4

      That needs to be more specific. Ymfah used it as his method to beat Fallout 4 “pacifist”.

    • @themilkman8360
      @themilkman8360 5 лет назад

      Can you use followers?

    • @jessicadickerson1094
      @jessicadickerson1094 5 лет назад

      Also: thank you so much for taking time out of your day to read my comment, (you deserve a subscribe!)

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 6 месяцев назад +3

    The loopholes paul always came up with in these challenge videos was always hilarious
    RIP PAUL !!!! You're videos seriously helped me through a rough patch in life and always have a special place in my heart you will never be forgotten by the fallout/ES community

  • @ttksin8801
    @ttksin8801 5 лет назад +144

    “I cut myself because of how stressful it was to be the Dragonborn” I’m dyiiiing😂😂😂

  • @doktahv8837
    @doktahv8837 5 лет назад +122

    Let's be real, Soup was the real weapon here. Without it, this would have been different.
    Modern Problems require Modern Solutions

  • @rigzyfps
    @rigzyfps 5 лет назад +373

    Next up:
    Can you beat the ebony warrior on legendary mode with a regular fork?

    • @Stryker1297
      @Stryker1297 5 лет назад +12

      That might actually be impossible without the aid of potions, spells, or shouts

    • @zackcitrus9171
      @zackcitrus9171 5 лет назад +1

      That's not as hard as beating the game with one, you can't fight ebony warrior till at least 30, he had to fight alduin with only a fork at level 19

    • @wesley-fp6gl
      @wesley-fp6gl 5 лет назад +14

      @@zackcitrus9171 uh the ebony warrior only spawns after you reach level 80

    • @zackcitrus9171
      @zackcitrus9171 5 лет назад +8

      @@wesley-fp6gl forgive me lol, I am actually stupid. I got the ebony warrior and Boethiah's Champion confused briefly because I'm retarded

    • @zackcitrus9171
      @zackcitrus9171 5 лет назад +2

      @@wesley-fp6gl Still stand it by not being as hard

  • @FrostlordTheWizard
    @FrostlordTheWizard 4 года назад +67

    Imagine how devastating it must be for dragons and all the other opponents who just get bashed overand overagain by a guy with a torch...

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 3 года назад +2

      Why your gotta make me feel bad for the scaley bois

    • @amilitarymind
      @amilitarymind 3 года назад +1

      ...and vegetable soup

  • @Muz1k10
    @Muz1k10 5 лет назад +28

    New Mitten Squad video
    "I've been waiting for this moment...all my life"
    Watches video and falls back into depression until the next one comes

  • @RadioSilver27
    @RadioSilver27 5 лет назад +400

    07:32
    "...got a package from Krillin."
    "SENSU BEAN!"

  • @cjohnson2916
    @cjohnson2916 5 лет назад +91

    Should have went to the mine near the beginning, just run in and out for the torches on the walls.
    Edit: Embershard Mine, that was it.

    • @jamesmcdonald3054
      @jamesmcdonald3054 5 лет назад +3

      I was hoping someone would point this out. You can even go in the back entrance to swipe a dozen or so torches without alerting anyone.

  • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
    @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 7 месяцев назад +2

    Rewatching all those videos I left for later now that you're gone. RIP King.

  • @DarkAbilex
    @DarkAbilex Год назад +6

    I've been missing this legend for a few months now. II'm so glad this came up in my recommended after I went looking for his channel, I'll gladly watch another video, and probably another few, Love you and your work Mitten, wherever you are and whatever you're doing, I hope you're happy. Hope to see you and hear from you when the time is right.

    • @butterysnail2537
      @butterysnail2537 Год назад +1

      you can check out his Twitter for more info, but he's been dealing with health problems and recovering from an addiction. I'd say I hope he can come back to RUclips soon but obviously his personal health takes priority over anything else

    • @boolin4099
      @boolin4099 7 месяцев назад +1

      I dont want to necropost on a year old comment but I just wanted to say if any of you will even check, that Paul/MittenSquad passed away a few days ago. He'll be missed like hell by this community man. Rest In Peace.

  • @lemonlordminecraft
    @lemonlordminecraft 5 лет назад +111

    "I mean you can beat it without ever atta-"
    [gets catapulted into the sun]

  • @g33f0r
    @g33f0r 5 лет назад +394

    Just wondering when is the new Mitten Squad video, then it uploads.

  • @williamliddell7981
    @williamliddell7981 6 месяцев назад +3

    Let’s all light a torch in memory of Mitten Squad.

  • @FlyingManBaby
    @FlyingManBaby 5 лет назад +60

    R.I.P torches in embershard mine.

    • @TheEndlessCycle
      @TheEndlessCycle 4 года назад +3

      Yeah there's exactly 22 torches in embershard mine and I should know...I've done so many playthroughs that I know where everything and everyone is in that mine too well 😂

  • @guerito5365
    @guerito5365 5 лет назад +140

    - 16:05
    "Wanna Be Actress & Animal Abuser. Who spits on their dog" LMAOO! 😅

    • @lukemartin-buckley4470
      @lukemartin-buckley4470 5 лет назад +2

      You even know what that's about?

    • @jarofpickles3456
      @jarofpickles3456 5 лет назад +5

      Ayyy someone else got that reference lmao

    • @agoat3557
      @agoat3557 5 лет назад +9

      Saw it today it was that v logg bitch who hitted her dobberman right?

    • @sean1910
      @sean1910 5 лет назад +7

      FluxGalaxies u ain’t the only one who heard about it headass

    • @lilstroop5798
      @lilstroop5798 5 лет назад +5

      The shade he just threw was amazing

  • @user-vb1pi4mh5g
    @user-vb1pi4mh5g 5 лет назад +62

    Mitten:"It was here that I learned how useful vegetable soup really is!"
    Every single mom: "Am I a joke to you??"

    • @user-cz8oe1yb9j
      @user-cz8oe1yb9j 5 лет назад

      Привет из Украины,кста.

  • @The_Hoff_12
    @The_Hoff_12 Год назад +7

    Man that torch turned out to be better than I expected

  • @mongerscorner8231
    @mongerscorner8231 7 месяцев назад +3

    I wasn’t aware Paul died till rn dam that’s really sad. videos were very entertaining and enjoyable

  • @siggy2609
    @siggy2609 5 лет назад +177

    You could have gotten a torch near the 3 blessing stones at the start in the mine.

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee 5 лет назад +10

      I normally find a torch on the floor beside that lever that lowers the bridge in Helgen keep

    • @siggy2609
      @siggy2609 5 лет назад

      @@DanteRavioli I just go there to kill the bandits tbf

    • @brianhakins4692
      @brianhakins4692 5 лет назад +1

      @@siggy2609 i go there for the torches lol... nah for real cause of the torch runner bug really is why i get em

    • @bonelessdolphin9722
      @bonelessdolphin9722 5 лет назад

      You can get like a dozen torches there, it's amazing.

    • @oyblech8671
      @oyblech8671 5 лет назад +2

      that's usually the cave where I stock up on all the torches I need during my playthrough, there's just short of 20 torches in there

  • @Gregiorp
    @Gregiorp 5 лет назад +202

    Can you beat Fallout 4 with just a syringer? Or as a junkie...OR BOTH!

    • @68idl
      @68idl 5 лет назад +27

      *Shoots himself to satisfy his addiction*

    • @nightraven6969
      @nightraven6969 5 лет назад +14

      Junkie build is busted if you get a junkie legendary weapon

    • @Gregiorp
      @Gregiorp 5 лет назад +3

      @@nightraven6969 I've never messed with it interesting. I'm more interested in the syringer I've never touched the thing.

    • @jackjenkins168
      @jackjenkins168 5 лет назад +2

      Check out ymfah's pacifist video, it's pretty much this

    • @Troll_vs.
      @Troll_vs. 5 лет назад

      Didnt he already fo this via the pacifist route? Didnt he use it you bleed the enemies

  • @brickstack2476
    @brickstack2476 5 лет назад +3

    Man, these videos are awesome. The videos in particular don’t even have to have a great topic. You could make a “can you beat” video on anything and you could make it great with your in depth narrations. Keep up the great content and I look forward that is to be posted

  • @therobssson3494
    @therobssson3494 7 месяцев назад +2

    Rest in peace. Forever immortalized in legendary videos like this. Your fans love you always.

  • @therealkunr5147
    @therealkunr5147 5 лет назад +223

    Can you beat skyrim with only buckets (hint you do damage by throwing them with telekinesis)

  • @captaincrab2862
    @captaincrab2862 5 лет назад +115

    Can you beat Skyrim with only using Illusion Spells?

    • @grapetza
      @grapetza 5 лет назад +10

      Yes

    • @jojojojo-yi6wb
      @jojojojo-yi6wb 5 лет назад +9

      Yes it's very possible and very easy

    • @darkwarrior5149
      @darkwarrior5149 5 лет назад

      *spams buff spells*

    • @Hthe
      @Hthe 5 лет назад

      Dark_Warrior7534 a think that’s alteration unless your sneaking around.

    • @gokulauri
      @gokulauri 5 лет назад

      Easily

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube 3 года назад +5

    14:06 Ah yes, the famous "Become Unreal Engine 3" shout. A classic.

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof Год назад

      ahh, i think you mean the "become earl" shout

  • @eythunwyatt7509
    @eythunwyatt7509 4 года назад +67

    HEY I HAVE AN IDEA!!! “Can you beat Skyrim using only quest rewards”

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад

      Erik Ho
      First you have to grind Conjuration using the Soul Trap spell (if spells are even allowed), until your character level is atleast 46, play the Stormcloak playthrough/Imperials (ugh) and get the Daedric sword reward from Ulfric/Tullius from each major quest.

    • @calt7964
      @calt7964 4 года назад +6

      ElfSam or you can just go to white run and do like the first companion quest to get a skyforge steel weapon.

    • @SaintGuillotine
      @SaintGuillotine 4 года назад +3

      You watched this whole video and you thought something like that would be a challenge?

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад

      C Alt
      Isn’t that a quest item and not a reward?

  • @seprithlicastia463
    @seprithlicastia463 5 лет назад +16

    Really liked this one; the soup-strat letting you near infinitely bash a target actually means there is some genuine value to the torch as a weapon. Great work!

  • @riesenhummer
    @riesenhummer 5 лет назад +802

    Don't you EVER kill parthurnaax again.
    I drunk
    I'm sorry for any misspelling
    Don't kill him again please

  • @LeniAnnorlunda
    @LeniAnnorlunda 5 лет назад

    The BEST commentary I've ever heard. Just found out about this particular video. I LOVE IT. Good job 👌

  • @rykkuro
    @rykkuro 6 месяцев назад +2

    Rest In Peace Paul
    We will miss our favorite challenge RUclipsr 🙏🫡

  • @kinsan89
    @kinsan89 5 лет назад +70

    I'm gonna call it now; yes, but it will make you wanna kill your dog
    Edit; Embershard Mine has, like, 2 or 3 Torches before the first enemy
    Edit 2; Okay, but any run where you kill Mario Dragon is completely invalid and you should feel bad

  • @torumizuki
    @torumizuki 5 лет назад +102

    Can you beat skyrim with a bow
    But your view distance is set to the lowest setting.

  • @ragtagdb97
    @ragtagdb97 3 года назад +4

    I have never heard it called "kooking" but I often use my fireproof vessel to heat items so as to break them down into more sustaining and edible creations.

  • @Deffinnition
    @Deffinnition 4 года назад +2

    You killed Paarthurnax? YOU MONSTER!

  • @quietveg
    @quietveg 5 лет назад +141

    you should do a "can you beat oblivion with only a (blank)"

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 5 лет назад +7

      I keep hoping he will branch out a bit and do Oblivion, too.

    • @christiaanprinsloo8951
      @christiaanprinsloo8951 5 лет назад +14

      actually playing through the torment that is Oblivion is a challenge in itself

    • @unevenelephant469
      @unevenelephant469 5 лет назад +9

      Can you beat Oblivion with only the stupid fucking imp that follows you everywhere.

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 5 лет назад +5

      Christiaan Prinsloo oblivion is way better than Skyrim because it has quests other than go here kill this and then bring me this

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 5 лет назад +1

      Dirpy Turtle but does that make it “better”? I don’t think that’s a good enough argument... I think they are equally as good

  • @charlesvlcek1098
    @charlesvlcek1098 5 лет назад +29

    Can you beat Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga without dying/taking any damage?

  • @zacharylegrande352
    @zacharylegrande352 7 месяцев назад +2

    RIP, brother.. Sad that I will only ever watch reruns.. Gone too soon..

  • @_ilyl3
    @_ilyl3 2 года назад +1

    0:28 the glitched wagon is just priceless!

  • @Im-_-Brenden
    @Im-_-Brenden 5 лет назад +3

    1:40 before you go to riverwood, the embershard mine that is on that path has torches that you can pick up in it.

  • @karp9984
    @karp9984 5 лет назад +33

    Just as I thought no more could be done, you did it again.

    • @68idl
      @68idl 5 лет назад +1

      I swear this madman is going to try to beat Skyrim/Fallout without hands and eyes

  • @taw8796
    @taw8796 3 года назад +2

    0:10
    And then theres me, who attacks with my bare fists

  • @jenhead7750
    @jenhead7750 4 года назад

    I have a family holiday at benidorm every year which I hate I watch these in my hotel room when my anxiety is through the roof. Thank you xx

  • @Anth-ul8pf
    @Anth-ul8pf 5 лет назад +72

    No one:
    Mitten Squad:Lets beat a dragon to death with a torch!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад

      Pretty badass, tbh.

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 5 лет назад +2

      It's like fighting a house fire with a fucking thimble of water.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +1

      @@starlight4649 and winning!

    • @221Prohunter
      @221Prohunter 5 лет назад +2

      This meme format sucks, stop using it

    • @Anth-ul8pf
      @Anth-ul8pf 5 лет назад

      @@221Prohunter tHiS m3Me fOrmAt SuCkS stOp uSiNg iT

  • @MexicanfNinja
    @MexicanfNinja 5 лет назад +36

    I just saw the video of the dog abuser and heard the joke.
    Noice.

    • @rasmusaabrek8412
      @rasmusaabrek8412 5 лет назад +1

      MexicanfNinja that was such a well delivered joke

  • @aleckushmerek1757
    @aleckushmerek1757 5 лет назад +42

    Holy shit dude! There's an article about you on PC Gamer.
    Edit: Oh no way, you're all over the place dude! I think this is your big break!!!

    • @chiffoncakeandtea
      @chiffoncakeandtea 5 лет назад +2

      Really? Can I get the sauce?

    • @aleckushmerek1757
      @aleckushmerek1757 5 лет назад +4

      @@chiffoncakeandtea It just talks about this video and what his channel is about.

  • @andrewjamesongray6388
    @andrewjamesongray6388 5 лет назад

    I am so glad I found your channel, thank you for uploading such great videos :)

  • @othername5426
    @othername5426 5 лет назад +46

    Soup is inevitable.
    Edit: only one bucket?!

  • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
    @cookiebombcasualemail5284 5 лет назад +47

    Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas with only the Archimedes II?

    • @UAV6362
      @UAV6362 5 лет назад

      Or LAER.

    • @tunnelsnake420
      @tunnelsnake420 5 лет назад +1

      The hardest part would be getting it online, from there I imagine it's smooth sailing

    • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
      @cookiebombcasualemail5284 5 лет назад

      @@tunnelsnake420 *laughs in getting attacked by chairman thugs*

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 5 лет назад

      Maybe combine this with a no Speech challenge. Otherwise, you would just speech check everything.

  • @travelkingable
    @travelkingable 3 года назад +3

    Between killing Paarthurnax and siding with the Stormcloaks at every turn I guess you were roleplaying as a Warcriminal while doing this run.

  • @Arelia39
    @Arelia39 5 лет назад

    Ggwp... You're a legend indeed... the commentary is very funny and I like it... Great video... Keep up the good work...

  • @dankusmelankus8060
    @dankusmelankus8060 5 лет назад +478

    Joe day is coming. Read my bio. Grow. Make accounts. We shall worship joe. All hail joe

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +12

      What the fork are you talking about?

    • @dankusmelankus8060
      @dankusmelankus8060 5 лет назад +16

      I am a PERSON Don’t fork with Me

    • @badreny
      @badreny 5 лет назад +3

      Didn’t realize this was a captainsparklez video

    • @dankusmelankus8060
      @dankusmelankus8060 5 лет назад +5

      Sc4red Creeper

    • @badreny
      @badreny 5 лет назад +4

      DaNkUs MeLaNkUs aww man

  • @amartinez97
    @amartinez97 5 лет назад +45

    "opens console"
    "player.setav stamina 700"
    Now all will feel the wrath of the Torch!

  • @busdey1294
    @busdey1294 4 года назад +1

    I know that it may be pointless but the bandit outlaw in the Bleak Falls Barrow puzzle room will be killed by the arrows from the puzzle if he isn't interacted with, and Arvel will be killed by drauger if you just let him run away.

  • @dharkbizkit
    @dharkbizkit 5 лет назад +1

    iam stunned that this works. when i read the title i was like: "well ok lets see how he managed to do that" then i realised that the games handles torched the same way as shields, which is kind of strange in the first place. granted, i never played vanilla skyrim, when i started, i used modding guides with combat overhaul mods and torches broke after taking a hit and i always thought that was vanilla behavior since it made sense. thats why ive been so cuirous on how you managed that, hence, the small disappointed about the unbreakable stunlock torch shield

  • @drdreegzer
    @drdreegzer 5 лет назад +11

    15:30 Very up to date jokes you got there
    Would be a shame if someone...
    Spat on it

  • @datguywithlonghair4087
    @datguywithlonghair4087 5 лет назад +4

    I really love how the first time you get your shout, you call it “screaming as loud as you possibly can”
    I love imagining the dragonborn just yelling at the absolute top of his lungs instead of speaking dragon tongue.
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @gunnersmith543
    @gunnersmith543 4 года назад +1

    I’m glad I found this video after figuring out how to attack with a torch on my own. Which totally wasn’t after over 3000 hours of play or anything

  • @bousher7
    @bousher7 3 года назад

    Thank you so much for having subtitles on your videos

  • @jarontavious
    @jarontavious 5 лет назад +20

    Emperor Nero would like to know your location.

  • @pragmaticpuppy2715
    @pragmaticpuppy2715 5 лет назад +3

    1:25 "I took advantage of Gurdur" Mah Man!

  • @sleven1160
    @sleven1160 2 года назад +1

    14:23
    "You see those warriors from hammerfell? They've got curved swords. CURVED. SWORDS.

  • @aphromite5449
    @aphromite5449 2 года назад

    In embershard mine, the first dungeon you can encounter which is right next to the guardian stones has numerous torches which you can get to with only needing to kill the bandit standing outside. I always do this because I usually do the thieves guild quest line early on so I keep the torch I take from here to burn the bee hives.

  • @matthewsvoth9181
    @matthewsvoth9181 5 лет назад +33

    I love how because he does these as quick as possible you can tell he isn't too familiar with some parts of the map.
    The mines right next too him, off Helgen, have so many torches.

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 5 лет назад +7

    Embershard mine (literally a few steps from the warrior, mage, and thief stones) has tons of torches in it.

  • @vampnova4731
    @vampnova4731 7 месяцев назад +3

    Never forget you rest in peace fork barbarian

  • @xunami
    @xunami 5 лет назад +1

    Nice vid. Creative as always. :)
    One idea i had: Can you beat Skyrim by only moving backwards? No later then Ustengrav you'll most likely fail... or will you?