Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage?

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @slightly6006
    @slightly6006 5 лет назад +3585

    "if you want to watch more mod reviews, unsubscribe " amazing

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 5 лет назад +4282

    "I used the Become Unethical shout to protect myself."
    I didn't know you were a politician.

    • @alexanderwamsley5846
      @alexanderwamsley5846 5 лет назад +12

      hehehe

    • @squarecross7383
      @squarecross7383 5 лет назад +61

      Or a CEO, one of the two

    • @auman3636
      @auman3636 5 лет назад +13

      Calcium Elmo

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 года назад +69

      @@squarecross7383 Politicians are just CEOs of countries.

    • @brennanmarsh1572
      @brennanmarsh1572 4 года назад +47

      No no you got it wrong politicians become ethical for a short time to protect themselves.

  • @whette_fahrtz
    @whette_fahrtz 5 лет назад +1841

    "The dragon is one of my mom's friend's kids, so I had to play with him, even though he was weird. "
    There's a blast of repressed memories.

    • @lelandbacon1253
      @lelandbacon1253 5 лет назад +54

      It's crazy to think how many kids were forced to hang with weirdos at a young age.

    • @vinnyluco6384
      @vinnyluco6384 5 лет назад +10

      Hey, not related, but I like your profile pic my dude

    • @sxh1798
      @sxh1798 5 лет назад +28

      What if the other kid thought the same thing?

    • @undeadred591
      @undeadred591 5 лет назад +5

      It was Karen’s kids 🙄

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 5 лет назад +9

      I think I was that kid.

  • @Lucky-sq3ky
    @Lucky-sq3ky 5 лет назад +2032

    *"The dragon I'd pretended didn't exist a few minutes ago is one of my mom's friends kids so I had to play with him even though he was weird."*
    Truest thing ever

    • @jadenzantslayers6694
      @jadenzantslayers6694 4 года назад +9

      I feel this at a spiritual level

    • @dontstarvenick8838
      @dontstarvenick8838 3 года назад +2

      @@jadenzantslayers6694 I relate to the chicken necromancer because we both are useless

    • @VotEtoPizdets
      @VotEtoPizdets 2 года назад +1

      Always provide a timestamp so that entitled and lazy people like me are able to sate their impulsive appetite for instant gratification. Even though im going to watch the whole video it doesnt matter. I want it and i want it now. I must experience this line you spake of and it must be experienced immediately. Please, we need timestamps. I can only imagine how many Gen Z's are creating TikTok videos right now in protest to this atrocity you've forced upon them against their will. Is this your way of asserting full spectrum dominance over others? Good Job, im proud of you Lucky. 2 years later and im still proud.

    • @Lucky-sq3ky
      @Lucky-sq3ky 2 года назад

      @@VotEtoPizdets 7:06 LOL

    • @gemstonepheonix9522
      @gemstonepheonix9522 2 года назад

      @Egolo Egman he’s joking man

  • @lelysio5688
    @lelysio5688 4 года назад +1738

    Can we fast travel yet? NO.
    Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

    • @Blank-pr4pt
      @Blank-pr4pt 4 года назад +19

      Y e s

    • @alexlaws5086
      @alexlaws5086 4 года назад +149

      Falion: Not anymore there's a b l a n k e t

    • @akrobeau
      @akrobeau 4 года назад +16

      Alex Laws Thank you for making me laugh

    • @alexlaws5086
      @alexlaws5086 4 года назад +10

      @@akrobeau My pleasure

    • @obscene-c1
      @obscene-c1 4 года назад +2

      I guess

  • @theenragementdragon7416
    @theenragementdragon7416 5 лет назад +5564

    Can you beat the HearthFire DLC without taking damage tho?

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 5 лет назад +809

      Physical?Yes
      Mentally due to bugs?Nope

    • @BossMr51
      @BossMr51 5 лет назад +675

      @@chessemchesse3676 actually you'd be surprised some of the shit you can encounter trying yo build some of those fucking houses...i once had two bears and a dragon stop by when my home was midway done.

    • @Dumbassfish63
      @Dumbassfish63 5 лет назад +205

      No way
      He would probably hit his finger with a hammer and die or something

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 5 лет назад +148

      can you build all available manors in the hearthfire dlc without using the workbench?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +25

      @@BossMr51 and no way to build archer or ballista tower!

  • @Azure-Flame-Bee
    @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 лет назад +3232

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the Best Elder Scrolls 5 out there"
    ~Todd Howard

  • @GamingKing-rd8py
    @GamingKing-rd8py 5 лет назад +372

    "Skyrim is widely considered the best The Elder Scrolls 5 game of all time"
    Big brain facts

    • @Max-kh1cf
      @Max-kh1cf 5 лет назад +5

      Came here for this comment

    • @meligaming3928
      @meligaming3928 5 лет назад +1

      At I thought noooo but then I realised it has to be

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 5 лет назад +2

      its good but Oblivion has a special place in my heart. and I got the joke just saying

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 лет назад

      @Honin Akecheta blasphemy

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 года назад

      @Honin Akecheta media.giphy.com/media/u52gRNybAmAy4/giphy.gif

  • @Cyberlanky
    @Cyberlanky 10 месяцев назад +39

    RIP Paul. I thought I'd come back and watch my favourites...which is all of them, but this was the one that made me subscribe - I hope this channel never gets deleted.

  • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
    @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 4 года назад +758

    let's be real, this man has actual captions instead of the automated ones, so they actually say what he's saying when you turn them on. thats awesome. i am subbing.

    • @majesthijmenii1976
      @majesthijmenii1976 4 года назад +38

      Thanks for being real. That was a hard truth but someone had to say it

    • @licylue244
      @licylue244 4 года назад +8

      Saint Mitten

    • @Jack567898
      @Jack567898 3 года назад +2

      Would you kindly explain to me what you mean. I am not able to understand it, since English isn’t my mother tongue.

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
      @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 3 года назад +18

      @@Jack567898 captions or subtitles are words at the bottom of the video that write what the video is saying, so you can read it while you hear it. They can be made by a computer, often made wrong because computers aren't the best at stuff. These videos have captions made by either the video uploader or a fan, and they are correct and better.
      His captions are really nice.

    • @hypo7351
      @hypo7351 3 года назад +14

      @@Jack567898 Computers don’t do well at understanding accents so they often put the wrong words in or don’t put in anything at all. Some content creators put in their own subtitles or have someone do it for them so it’s much better and people who want them or need them can use them reliably

  • @themadhatter7648
    @themadhatter7648 5 лет назад +723

    Can you beat Skyrim with only the spell telekinesis?

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 лет назад +53

      I am assuming u mean only for damage ? Then ur gonna get 100 enchanting to 100% magic red to alteration and healing and just pathetically hit them with a Bucket or sth over and over again

    • @MEGURMAN
      @MEGURMAN 5 лет назад +28

      I wanna see this so badly 🤣

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 5 лет назад +16

      Isn't that damage based on weight of the item? That means you can have some fun here. Cattle-galore!
      Also: lot of poins into stamina as well, or enchant some fortify carry weight armour.

    • @kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773
      @kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773 5 лет назад +8

      I once used telekinesis to kill everyone in a cave. You can use it on a bear trap!

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 5 лет назад +2

      @@kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773 That's pretty clever!
      You want to show that of in a video?

  • @CloroxBleachMan
    @CloroxBleachMan 5 лет назад +613

    mitten - "weird looking rubix cube"
    meridia - "a new hand touches the beacon!"

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 5 лет назад +8

      Clorox Bleach I fucking FEAR chests when I hit level 12, lest I hear “A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn.”

    • @CaramelFop
      @CaramelFop 5 лет назад +2

      @@Nillowo wait its supposed to happen at level 12, it happened to me for the first time when I was level 3,

    • @ghizghuth2088
      @ghizghuth2088 5 лет назад +6

      @@Nillowo Every time I make a new game in Skyrim, after hitting level 10, I no longer use the "Take All" key before making sure that the beacon isn't in the container, because of how much I hate her long, loud, uninterruptible speech. Because of that, I end up finding it everywhere until I pick it up, including in fish barrels in Windhelm of barrels in Whiterun, which become ridiculous. I mean come on, it clearly wasn't lost or forgotten if I can find it in the Jarl's personal chest.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 5 лет назад +6

      Ghizghuth I agree. BUT the quest for dawnbreaker gives you a very nice chunk of gold from the burned bodies inside and dawnbreaker is pretty good when it’s maxed out when you’re level 30 something or whatever. (Side note : dawnbreaker, mehrunes razor op.)

    • @CloroxBleachMan
      @CloroxBleachMan 5 лет назад +2

      Have my likes, fellow beacon touchers

  • @amelie-3429
    @amelie-3429 5 лет назад +350

    Shouter McGavin v3 thought his torture was over, but Mitten Squad had other plans

  • @cruzbell7815
    @cruzbell7815 5 лет назад +381

    *installs immersive armors*
    *doesn’t wear armor*
    10/10 would mitten squad again

  • @johnvendickstubungbanua509
    @johnvendickstubungbanua509 5 лет назад +809

    "Isran might have been a supersaiyan but I can't really tell because his head is shaved" 😂🤣😂

    • @aljabry9640
      @aljabry9640 4 года назад +5

      John Vendicks Tubungbanua he’s really the funniest 😂

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 4 года назад +13

      Nappa?

    • @aljabry9640
      @aljabry9640 4 года назад

      Sleepy Quiet Pills 😂

    • @thecookiemaster41
      @thecookiemaster41 4 года назад +1

      He could tell by his beard 👌

    • @gameglitchr9105
      @gameglitchr9105 6 месяцев назад

      ​@upshitdownshit4200 Nappa didn't live long enough to be a super saiyan.
      Fun fact tho, if he had, you would've been able to tell by his eyes, rather than his hair. Most saiyans' eyes are black by default, like their hair, but when they go super saiyan, their eyes go blue and hollow. At ss3 they regain the black pupils and keep the blue irises, as well as losing their eyebrows.

  • @convolutedpeppercorn1078
    @convolutedpeppercorn1078 5 лет назад +2364

    Ooo.... I caught you early.
    Can you beat fallout three without it crashing?
    Edit: Maybe New Vegas?

  • @KnightOfAwesometon
    @KnightOfAwesometon 5 лет назад +352

    "From the way she talked about Skyrim, I assumed she'd been sealed away for a long time. At least a few hours." Oh god....my sides.

  • @watsgoinonhere1
    @watsgoinonhere1 5 лет назад +345

    2:33 "Fast travel to Minecraft" That one got me. This is how I'm pronouncing "Mzinchaleft" from now on.

    • @fourskinman2463
      @fourskinman2463 5 лет назад +9

      9:50 so we back in the mine

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 5 лет назад +1

      Mah-zin-sha-left. But Minecraft works too, I guess.

    • @cakeee5720
      @cakeee5720 5 лет назад

      Birds With guns aww man

    • @SpaceCowboy260
      @SpaceCowboy260 5 лет назад

      I thought this is what everyone called that shit

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 5 лет назад

      @@decimation9780 i always pronounced it muh-zin-chuh-left

  • @Hartbreak1
    @Hartbreak1 5 лет назад +201

    4:55 “then... yeah.. Skyrim...”. And then the meme became real. That character became a town guard from then on.

    • @xen9221
      @xen9221 4 года назад +2

      He really took an arrow to the knee😔

    • @Negetive2digit
      @Negetive2digit 2 года назад

      @@xen9221 Well, arrow to the shin, but just as debilitating.

  • @kevinc8369
    @kevinc8369 3 месяца назад +10

    This just randomly popped into my recommended again. RIP Paul aka Mitten Squad.

  • @nathanw7780
    @nathanw7780 5 лет назад +299

    "Skyrim is concidered to be the best Eldar scrolls V of all time"
    -Mitten squad 2019

    • @friendly07vojta82
      @friendly07vojta82 5 лет назад +19

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @raidenpz
      @raidenpz 5 лет назад +14

      @@friendly07vojta82 Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @atomikmilk9033
      @atomikmilk9033 5 лет назад +9

      @@raidenpz being a criminal is illegal in Sweden

    • @giornogiovanna2602
      @giornogiovanna2602 5 лет назад

      GaPa CZ r/ihavereddit

    • @exonux
      @exonux 5 лет назад

      @@friendly07vojta82 I have

  • @LordCinnamon
    @LordCinnamon 5 лет назад +438

    "That's the only spiffing brit reference I got" Nice. Also please beat skyrim with only a wabijack.

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 5 лет назад +27

      runeman220 wabbajack is perfectly balanced except for its enchantment

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 5 лет назад +7

      Spiffing Brit: "Dragon Age: Origins is worse than Oblivion"
      The Internet *UNSUBSCRIBED*

    • @enbyrogue3740
      @enbyrogue3740 5 лет назад +15

      This should be his next challenge. Not because it's hard but because it would be hilarious to hear what he comes up with when Giants turn into chickens or he shoots a level one bandit and it turns into a dremora and kicks his ass

    • @joshuaharris5634
      @joshuaharris5634 5 лет назад +2

      Autism Cat if there was a way for a collab it would break the RUclips community

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 лет назад

      @@nguyenquyetthang1326 but its true...?

  • @jaydeevade5759
    @jaydeevade5759 5 лет назад +842

    mitten squad: " I used become unethical shout-"
    that's so funny for no reason

    • @atomikmilk9033
      @atomikmilk9033 5 лет назад +3

      It is funny for no reason I'm laughing to hard at this

    • @peanabutter1619
      @peanabutter1619 5 лет назад +7

      The many ways he pronounces that shout is funny

    • @tylercorliss5052
      @tylercorliss5052 5 лет назад +5

      @@peanabutter1619 he says it differently each time he says it

    • @peanabutter1619
      @peanabutter1619 5 лет назад +1

      @@tylercorliss5052 Yeah that's what i meant

    • @mitchw3396
      @mitchw3396 4 года назад +1

      jayde evade my favorite was the Harkon fight “ he did bad things to me with his mouth”

  • @RosieAnims
    @RosieAnims 3 года назад +95

    21:41 might be the best death in this run. That Gargoyle charging up out of nowhere with that meaty swing and Mitten’s body getting spun around pretty much slayed me.

    • @879PC
      @879PC Год назад

      Slayed him too

  • @drnumbnuts656
    @drnumbnuts656 4 года назад +46

    I always found it funny how the Last Dragonborn can be, at the same time:
    -Worshipper of 16 daedric princes.
    -Nightingale/Guild Master.
    -Listener of the Night Mother
    -Arch Mage of the College of Winterhold.
    -Vampire Lord who helped partially blot out the sun.
    -Forsworn Sympathizer
    -High ranking Stormcloak/Legionnaire.
    -A father of 2 and someone’s partner
    -Hero who slayed the most powerful dragon on Tamriel.

    • @Deathkri
      @Deathkri Год назад +4

      Don't forget a cannibal as well.

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Год назад +4

      Don't forgett master enchanter/smith/alchemist, that can create weapons that mere touch can slay legendary dragons

    • @alphaundpinsel2431
      @alphaundpinsel2431 9 месяцев назад

      you forgot companions

  • @kohnjack
    @kohnjack 5 лет назад +227

    “Stupid the horse”
    this WILL be my name in the new game I start in the elder scrolls 5th edition

  • @peanabutter1619
    @peanabutter1619 5 лет назад +258

    "If i'm going blind, i want to be really blind"
    -Mitten Squad, 2019

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 5 лет назад +143

    Can you beat Oblivion without encountering any hilarious dialogue?

    • @tkodemolisher
      @tkodemolisher 5 лет назад +27

      Impossible... hold on let me try that one again... Impossible

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 5 лет назад +5

      STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

  • @gaymohammed3137
    @gaymohammed3137 11 месяцев назад +20

    I hope this channel never gets deleted and rather stays as an archive of imo the best RUclips for this kind of content.

  • @samuelmarkby2441
    @samuelmarkby2441 5 лет назад +95

    “He might have been a super sayian, I can’t tell because his head is shaved”
    Nappa felt that.

  • @Bull625
    @Bull625 5 лет назад +292

    nearly choked on my yorkshire tea when you referenced The Spiffing Brit

    • @johnelvin2414
      @johnelvin2414 4 года назад +1

      When was that?

    • @Bull625
      @Bull625 4 года назад +3

      @@johnelvin2414 10:30

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 4 года назад +6

      I was going to like the comment, but you have 69 likes and I just can't increase the like number

    • @chilingamer
      @chilingamer 4 года назад +11

      Why wasn’t it Yorkshire tea GOLD

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 4 года назад

      @@Bull625 here's your like, as others increased your like number

  • @themerchant1968
    @themerchant1968 5 лет назад +272

    "Can we go outside"
    "No"
    "Why"
    "The sun is a deadly laser"
    "Oh ok"

    • @spaghettie9025
      @spaghettie9025 5 лет назад +4

      Bill wurtz is a wonderful man

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 5 лет назад +1

      At this point, doesnt even need to be catgirls

    • @piardthefart2659
      @piardthefart2659 5 лет назад +9

      "Not anymore ,there's a blanket"

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 лет назад +1

      @@canaldecasta there never was a need of that

    • @brysonclark7993
      @brysonclark7993 5 лет назад

      I want to fuck catgirls guess we’ll just ignore his name

  • @JamesFoxPodcast
    @JamesFoxPodcast 5 лет назад +318

    I laughed so hard when he said he traveled to Minecraft. I don't know why.

    • @Bromosomo
      @Bromosomo 5 лет назад +3

      same

    • @JamesFoxPodcast
      @JamesFoxPodcast 5 лет назад +2

      @@QWERTY11309 you know Paul

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 лет назад

      @@QWERTY11309 watch his falloit new vegas videos. In one of them, he gives every reason why you should shoot animals

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 4 года назад

      Calcium Elmo slayed me

  • @Sole_Samurai
    @Sole_Samurai 11 месяцев назад +12

    Rest in peace man. His scripts for videos will surely be missed.

  • @tracealexander7120
    @tracealexander7120 10 месяцев назад +11

    Rest in peace Paul you’ll always be an elder scrolls legend

  • @khazanor9354
    @khazanor9354 5 лет назад +52

    5:47 "Isran might've been a Super Sayin, I can't really tell because his head was shaved"
    That line killed me, lmao

  • @cobrah7969
    @cobrah7969 5 лет назад +76

    19:20 You are only needed to shout him off the balcony, but that makes things interesting i guess.

    • @BingBong714
      @BingBong714 5 лет назад +5

      There's an invisible wall for the fight.

    • @medaelmtree1538
      @medaelmtree1538 5 лет назад +3

      @@BingBong714 You have to time it perfectly. Half a second too early or too late, he will only hit the wall. The best time to do it is pretty much as soon as Serana is forced to let go. If you do it in time, he will go flying off the castle. After that, you're pretty much fucked.

    • @melrenee5416
      @melrenee5416 5 лет назад +1

      BRUHHHH FR? THat fight took me like half an hour 😤

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 5 лет назад

      Don’t do that, just continuously use Unrelenting Force to stunlock the bastard, before whaling on him like there’s no tomorrow. I finished the fight in about ten minutes.

  • @Grif2501
    @Grif2501 5 лет назад +135

    Mitten Squad left a bucket?????????
    Who are you and what do you want for the return of the real mitten squad.

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 5 лет назад +3

      This is actually Frank, not Paul

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 5 лет назад +2

      no this is Patrick.

    • @kevinfuentes3961
      @kevinfuentes3961 5 лет назад

      Lmao dude I'm dead. Is this the krusty crab?

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 5 лет назад

      @@kevinfuentes3961 no this is Patrick.

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 5 лет назад +1

      @@kevinfuentes3961 ( and I'm done doing this.)

  • @taranvance3956
    @taranvance3956 11 месяцев назад +22

    Rest in peace Paul you legend 😔

  • @SainTheWhiteKnight
    @SainTheWhiteKnight 9 месяцев назад +9

    Thank you for showing up again. Rest easy dragonborn for your fight is over

  • @MEGURMAN
    @MEGURMAN 5 лет назад +2708

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the 5th elder scrolls game" lol

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 5 лет назад +123

      MEGURMAN i Think skyrim is the next Best elder scrolls 5

    • @styrasod5907
      @styrasod5907 5 лет назад +8

      Hallo thar. Mah naime es Calvihin.
      Plaese *subscroob* ti mah channeel fur goud lock fur many long time

    • @indygamertag829
      @indygamertag829 5 лет назад +12

      Glad I’m not the only one that heard that😂

    • @justinmohan3993
      @justinmohan3993 5 лет назад +4

      @@indygamertag829 This^

    • @kyrieeleison9599
      @kyrieeleison9599 5 лет назад +5

      I thought he said best
      Didnt expect him to say that the 5th game is 5th

  • @tannerholechek5873
    @tannerholechek5873 5 лет назад +42

    Honestly seeing you and spiffing Brits reference each other is amazing. You two are my favorite creators currently. Extremely good content

    • @synthsol5522
      @synthsol5522 5 лет назад

      Tanner Holechek what was it I missed it

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 5 лет назад

      Synth Sol Iunno what Britbong’s reference was but Paul said tea, which is ”the only Spiffing Brit reference he knows”.

  • @neonknight1252
    @neonknight1252 5 лет назад +47

    ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES T-
    I picked up a wierd rubix cube and continued on my way

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 5 лет назад +266

    "He did bad things to me with his mouth"

  • @actualvipermain8606
    @actualvipermain8606 4 года назад +601

    Next up “Can you beat Skyrim without being detected”

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 года назад +49

      You have to talk with NPCs in every game. Even Fallout New Vegas, which lets you kill nearly every single character in the game has Yes Man who can't be killed because there has to be at least one character capable of bringing you to the end of the story. It's literally impossible to not be detected by all characters in an Elder Scrolls or Fallout Game.

    • @dottedcoms
      @dottedcoms 4 года назад +2

      This is the best idea everr

    • @ookakabooga2515
      @ookakabooga2515 4 года назад +12

      this COULD be possible but does friendly npcs count??

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 года назад +27

      @@ookakabooga2515 Even if that caveat were applied, I'm fairly certain there's no way the challenge would work because A) If you're seen by friendly NPCs there's no way to tell if the enemies see you or not (like Delphine when watching Alduin resurrect the dragon, Parthunax when fighting Alduin on the Throat of the World, or the 3 heroes +Tsun in Sovengard). Plus, Dragons like Alduin can *fly* so unless you're literally invisible, it's pretty much impossible not to be seen. Especially since the fights with Alduin require the use of the Dragonrend shout, and Shouts dispell invisibility.

    • @actualvipermain8606
      @actualvipermain8606 4 года назад +3

      Friendlies don’t count

  • @mr.themapman3462
    @mr.themapman3462 5 лет назад +138

    The whole video was great, but I literally laughed out loud when you called him Calcium Elmo. That is too perfect.

  • @craftinganewworld3806
    @craftinganewworld3806 5 лет назад +21

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the best Elder Scrolls 'five' of all time." Lovely, this video is gonna be a hella good ride :)

  • @rugalheidbernstein9944
    @rugalheidbernstein9944 5 лет назад +72

    Can you beat Fallout 3 as Mr Burke (Only using the weapons and apparel from his corpse).

  • @thehoodlum-123
    @thehoodlum-123 5 лет назад +17

    This guys commentary, subtle jokes and relentless determination is amazing, definitely subbed, and gonna binge watch every vid. These are super entertaining.

  • @PoloJugga5799
    @PoloJugga5799 5 лет назад +92

    "I screamed it against a wall"
    Mitten Squad 2019

  • @Lieutenxnt_Dxn
    @Lieutenxnt_Dxn 5 лет назад +65

    Hazzah! That spiffing Britt reference was magnificent.

    • @scottm3985
      @scottm3985 5 лет назад +5

      For some reason I keep mixing tf2 and spiff, and thinking Huzzah!!! It is I, the Spiffing
      Brit, and this is my gun, and my cup of Yorkshire Tea

    • @DeadsTBD
      @DeadsTBD 5 лет назад +1

      2nd youtuber that i watch to reference him lately... Well he deserves it but a pleasant surprise xD

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 5 лет назад

      Mittenbrit is real!

  • @RaggedDan
    @RaggedDan 5 лет назад +140

    Mitten: *I chose not to be a vampire*
    Portal: imma bout to end this whole man's career

  • @Zilis_
    @Zilis_ 5 лет назад +491

    Can you beat oblivion without taking any damage?

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 лет назад +31

      yes, just wrong warp to the end within 10 minutes of the game

    • @sebastianjones5188
      @sebastianjones5188 5 лет назад +9

      Can you beat oblivion without taking any damage ( no glitches what's so ever)

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 лет назад +4

      @@sebastianjones5188 no glithches would be cool but hard, i'd watch then but oblivion still has that massive end game skip so it still is techniqcally, sean will just have to put up with being a dragon 1000x faster than he'd like to

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 5 лет назад +11

      can you beat Oblivion without encountering any memes?

    • @OriosBackup
      @OriosBackup 5 лет назад +3

      @@bigfudge2031 here's the problem, Oblivion itself is a giant meme

  • @Qwerty-di3fc
    @Qwerty-di3fc 5 лет назад +55

    Falion for a half of the video be like: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @trust.worthy
      @trust.worthy 4 года назад +1

      I think he only took sun damage because of a mod

    • @finnsvensson9790
      @finnsvensson9790 3 года назад +12

      @@trust.worthy He didnt take sun damage, Vampires lose 25 of every stat when outside during the day, thats why he died, because he had -24 health.

  • @williamduvet9569
    @williamduvet9569 4 года назад +9

    Fun tip for anyone using this dlc. The keeper on the tower can be shouted off the edge with unrelenting force, just like serana

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 3 года назад

      Decided to try it after I died the third time. Like a charm

  • @redmoon383
    @redmoon383 5 лет назад +60

    Is a vampire.
    Complains about the darkness.

  • @jacmatth.
    @jacmatth. 5 лет назад +114

    Can you beat Fallout 4 with just Minutemen Artillery would be pretty cool.

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual 5 лет назад +19

      Nah, not only does it have to be unlocked and acquired first, but a solid chunk of the main quest takes place indoors.
      The artillery would only be useful episodically.

    • @jacmatth.
      @jacmatth. 5 лет назад +12

      Cpt. Wolf Good point, I just thought it would be interesting to see mitten launching artillery every 30 seconds.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 лет назад +1

      @@beingsactual inside he can just run past the enemies

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 5 лет назад +5

      @@Cybetrexs Not for Kellogg, just to name one wall.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 лет назад

      @@raimarulightning touche

  • @alexsteelman4053
    @alexsteelman4053 5 лет назад +46

    Mitten squad classic? I think you mean the Joestar secret technique.

  • @FriendShaped1045
    @FriendShaped1045 Год назад +3

    Every time I see one of your old videos pop up I get super excited, miss you Mitten Man!!

  • @crazyfishrmn27
    @crazyfishrmn27 5 лет назад +40

    @6:16 "that bear flew away after it was attacked, then it's friend ate me"
    My sides have ascended

  • @bzeffer
    @bzeffer 5 лет назад +58

    Paul: Can I go out in the sun?
    Skyrim: No.
    Paul: Why?
    Skyrim: The sun is a deadly laser.

  • @boazbolhuis1836
    @boazbolhuis1836 5 лет назад +49

    5:35 vampires get an ability to turn invisible, have muffled movement and get a bonus to illusion magic. They're perfect for stealth

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer 5 лет назад +8

      Boaz Bolhuis also as a vampire lord you can summon a gargoyle and use the bats form to escape and become invincible

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 лет назад +1

      the sun

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 лет назад +2

      @@kedarunzi9139 Still ended up crippled by the sun for half the questline

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 лет назад

      @@sephikong8323 yeah but still better than the whole episode

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 лет назад

      @@kedarunzi9139 *an entire episode of this is better than just half an episode
      Here, I fixed this for you ;)

  • @MrEpyLeptik
    @MrEpyLeptik 5 лет назад +23

    Could be interesting to see how hard it would be to beat skyrim in vampire mode only

    • @deathgun4638
      @deathgun4638 4 года назад +1

      Won't work you have to hit patheraxx with fire breath and you can't go in door

  • @sfsgh0st707
    @sfsgh0st707 5 лет назад +4

    When you start the game and go to riverwood you can do the sven and fendall quest. If you side with fendall he can become a companion. Fendall can also train you in archery, when you give him all your money for archery points you can just take it all back and continue doing that until you just cant anymore. I hope this helps with further skyrim let's plays you do that involve bows

  • @Blackjack1317
    @Blackjack1317 5 лет назад +3

    I like that you always think of something new in those videos. We had plenty of no damage videos but we didn't have any stealth archery in previous episodes. You keep things interesting and entertaining.

  • @vixity6785
    @vixity6785 5 лет назад +60

    Todd Howard: are you challenging my creativity?
    Paul/mitten squad: yes

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 лет назад +3

      Plot twist, Mitten Squad IS Todd Howard

    • @somefuckingrandom
      @somefuckingrandom 5 лет назад +6

      Tom?

    • @dekkard4982
      @dekkard4982 5 лет назад +1

      its Todd Howard, you can edit your comment if you want to fix it

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 5 лет назад +7

      For those confused Tom is Todds long lost brother from another mother, and is the true overseer of The Skyrim 5: Elderscrolls

    • @vixity6785
      @vixity6785 5 лет назад

      What in the world is happing here also I fixed the comment

  • @Skaitania
    @Skaitania 5 лет назад +77

    "comedy"
    I laughed at that more than at the bad pun, which sucked.

  • @HighlandMacGreggor
    @HighlandMacGreggor 5 лет назад +84

    Can you beat the Far Harbor DLC before dying, with zero radiation healing/protection?

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 лет назад +2

      this'd be interesting, but too annoying

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal 5 лет назад +4

      @@The-Omega-Blade That's the point

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 лет назад +1

      @@Smileyreal i mean WAY too annoying to the point where it would require hours of pre planning and routing and mitten won't do that sort of thing.

  • @wonkingmywilly
    @wonkingmywilly 9 месяцев назад +4

    rest easy man, your a hero in the elder scrolls and fallout communities

  • @IXCproductions
    @IXCproductions 5 лет назад +7

    Beat fallout 4 only using the Pain train perk. The perk allows you to deal damage by sprinting into enemies. This isn't a fallout 4 video but I thought it'd be a good idea.

  • @mia-ul4ou
    @mia-ul4ou 5 лет назад +48

    "that's one weird looking Rubik's cube"
    Famous last words

    • @TitanBeats
      @TitanBeats 5 лет назад

      when was that

    • @mia-ul4ou
      @mia-ul4ou 5 лет назад

      @@TitanBeats that happened just before he died are you blind

    • @HY-ti4bh
      @HY-ti4bh 5 лет назад

      A new hand touches the beacon

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 лет назад

      @@HY-ti4bh listen!hear me and obey! A foul darkness has seeped into my temple; a darkness that you will destroy. Return the beacon to mount kilkreath, and i will make you the instrument of my cleansing light.

  • @VanDeKapp
    @VanDeKapp 5 лет назад +7

    Without a doubt one of the most entertaining RUclipsrs. I never tire of these challenges, keep them up mate!

  • @Jensen6297
    @Jensen6297 5 лет назад +22

    Skyrim was the Best elder scrolls 5 of all time. Thats too good, too good. Keep up the good work man.

  • @Dekkaii
    @Dekkaii 5 лет назад +83

    Mitten squad: that’s the only spiffing Brit reference I have
    Me and captain America: I got that reference

  • @Ghostkiller108
    @Ghostkiller108 4 года назад +17

    5:07 "Took in the Raw beauty that was Elder Scrolls V" Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Azure_fae
    @Azure_fae 5 лет назад +45

    "screen peaking isn't allowed in this dimension"

  • @BernhardRose
    @BernhardRose 5 лет назад +4

    Dude, your writing is close to brilliant. That "comedy" screen actually was. Pls don´t stop making these, they brighten ma day.

  • @NeedsMoreBirds
    @NeedsMoreBirds 5 лет назад +56

    Calcium elmo...
    I love the creative ways you deliberately mispronounce names.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 4 года назад +2

      I need a compilation of him saying Farengars name wrong

    • @bread9704
      @bread9704 3 года назад

      Its one am im lagfing and have the imp jingal stuck in my head

  • @samk7777
    @samk7777 3 года назад +14

    “Become unethical” might be the funniest thing youve ever said

  • @Jaybo1213
    @Jaybo1213 5 лет назад +40

    "And we agreed to meet back at Dawnguard for some tea and... and... and that's the only Spiffing Brit reference i got" XD that killed me

  • @jeremyj.5687
    @jeremyj.5687 5 лет назад +671

    Hahaha "Skyrim is widely considered to be the best TES 5 of all time"... you funny man you

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 5 лет назад

      Jeremy J. Gyup

    • @daniellunateel
      @daniellunateel 5 лет назад +1

      Well it is the best, cause the phone came that came out after Oblivion was terrible

    • @HartTheHunter
      @HartTheHunter 5 лет назад +11

      @@daniellunateel
      But oblivion isn't TES5
      IT'S "oh the emperor died again part 2"

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 5 лет назад

      It’s a clever line, actually.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 лет назад

      @@HartTheHunter when did the emperor die the first time in a game?

  • @Jayjayayson
    @Jayjayayson 5 лет назад +19

    "Become unethical shout" I love how the jokes just slap out of left field

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 5 лет назад +13

    Can you complete Skyrim as only a werewolf?
    -While in human form, no weapons or armor may be equipped
    -damage may only be dealt while in werewolf form.
    I suppose I'd be willing to try this one my self as well...

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath 5 лет назад +2

      I was actually just thinking about this.

    • @KaiseiKusamon
      @KaiseiKusamon 5 лет назад +3

      This is actually really easy so long as you have the ring of hircine

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +1

      An Anime Person With An Egg Shaped Hairclip and the dawnguard dlc because of the op perks. (I’m definitely gonna try that.)

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 5 лет назад

      An Anime Person With An Egg Shaped Hairclip you just need a follower I suppose for the ring of hircine. However I don’t know if the dude replaces your follower when you’re hunting shit? It’s been a while since I got the ring. But yeah this would actually be really cool

  • @Alias2203
    @Alias2203 10 месяцев назад +5

    Rest in peace mitten squad

  • @d.robinson6262
    @d.robinson6262 4 года назад +10

    That affordable housing for gargoyles line hit me in my stone heart

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 3 года назад

      Your heart is a gargoyle

  • @thingnumbertwo2
    @thingnumbertwo2 5 лет назад +4

    Found your channel recently, and your videos haven't failed to make me laugh. Keep up the good work, and thanks.

  • @theodorusdeath
    @theodorusdeath 5 лет назад +161

    Day 5 of telling mitten to play skyrim with only a shield

    • @electricsh4rk797
      @electricsh4rk797 5 лет назад +14

      that is quite easy, you just need the targe of the blooded and the infinite stamina regen glitch

    • @homers1999
      @homers1999 5 лет назад +11

      I mean, ymfh already did that.. :p

    • @theodorusdeath
      @theodorusdeath 5 лет назад +2

      Not exactly he did it with a

    • @theodorusdeath
      @theodorusdeath 5 лет назад +3

      Torch

    • @homers1999
      @homers1999 5 лет назад +2

      @@electricsh4rk797 he's done it with many things.. torches, shields... Etc etc

  • @RG_Hearth
    @RG_Hearth 5 лет назад +22

    You beat the game in the time it takes to load a fast travel on Xbox 360.

  • @carmelo6546
    @carmelo6546 4 года назад +7

    "I screamed it against the wall" I do that to my emotions

  • @CappinKrunch
    @CappinKrunch 4 года назад +7

    "I assumed she had been sealed away for a long time.. At least a few hours"
    Well... You're not wrong xD

  • @runesk8179
    @runesk8179 5 лет назад +5

    **falmer and dwarven spheres fighting**
    "My name's Paul and this is between y'all."

  • @Elhao
    @Elhao 5 лет назад +17

    Goddamn, I had to stop the video after the very first sentence because I burst out laughing.

  • @zeldafan88
    @zeldafan88 4 года назад +30

    04:56 this ladies and gentlemen is what we call being "Memed to death"

    • @jzargo2187
      @jzargo2187 4 года назад +2

      I know what these guards are complaining about now. Arrows to the knee are fucking brutal

  • @MrChEEzyNach0s
    @MrChEEzyNach0s 4 года назад +27

    I literally cry laughing watching these videos, like when you said, “I sent one to the eternal pound, then sent the other to the farm” I diedddddd 😂😂😂

  • @BerserkArmyOf1
    @BerserkArmyOf1 2 года назад +2

    I love the “tea and…and…that’s the only spiffing Brit reference I got”

  • @Mr.GobIin
    @Mr.GobIin 11 месяцев назад +11

    Rip legend

  • @plantorian6807
    @plantorian6807 5 лет назад +57

    Nice! Now, can you beat Dragonborn without taking any damage, please!

    • @sinnithael7707
      @sinnithael7707 5 лет назад +4

      Its Impossible miraaks seeker will damage you to send you Back from apocrypha, sorry bro

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 года назад +9

      @@sinnithael7707
      That doesn't count because it's literally part of the quest. Mittens has talked about this before.

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 года назад +3

      @@Alizudo Also, I'm not even sure they actually damage your health in that sequence (maybe they do I don't remember). Besides, it's basically a glorified cutscene, and failing a challenge hasn't stopped MittenSquad before so why would it now?

    • @averyvonfrank3282
      @averyvonfrank3282 4 года назад +1

      Your prayers to the Divines have been answered.

  • @coleandhisvideos
    @coleandhisvideos 5 лет назад +54

    Can you defeat the curse of granny sparkles in fallout 3?

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 года назад +5

      None can purge the evil of Grandma Sparkle from Fallout 3, the Daedric Prince of Lies, Corruption, Shattered Oaths, and Microtransactions known as H'owaard The Todd gifted her some of his vile powers. As such, attempting to combat such villainy from the game would be akin to trying to put out a blazing inferno with gasoline; fighting will only make it worse, all one can do is pray that one does not fall before her malevolent gaze...

  • @kammagantilakshmidas7592
    @kammagantilakshmidas7592 4 года назад +1

    This video is so underrated. So much time and effort has gone into this.

  • @novatheraven
    @novatheraven 2 года назад +2

    Paul:i found two huskies
    :D
    Paul:they were far tougher then I expected
    D: