You can use a staff as a club... sorta. But it has to be completely unenchanted, and in your left hand, and you have to have nothing in your right hand. Then you can two-handed shield-bash with it, which looks like whacking someone with your club (press attack while holding block). Obviously wouldn't work with the Wabbajack, since that's enchanted to start with. Should work when something runs out of charge... but doesn't. Should actually work regardless of charge... but doesn't. It's weirdly specific.
"After I took his fork. I always wanted a imaginary fork." If that's your first thought when entering the realm of Madness, then you're in the right place.
@Paulo Paulo covid, race riots, murder hornets, zika-carrying mosquitoes, locust swarms in south Asia, tensions building between India and China... ...did someone accidentally unleash an elder god? That's the only explanation.
8:52 shows the wabbajack perfectly and it made me laugh multiple times as i rewatched it. Enemy at a sliver of health, enemy is now at half health, enemy is now dead after exploding
Alduin: I am Al-Du-In, Firstborn of Akatosh, I am The Harbinger of this world's destruction, you can't defeat me Dovahkii- Dragonborn: WABBAJACK! *Alduin turns into a chicken* Dragonborn: CHEEEEEESE!
I love how the entire commentary is so fitting for what he is doing, Its like a madman telling tales of him using the mad stick to a young person. Hell, this commentary should be written down in a book and modded into skyrim. The title should be "The last user of the Drunk Squirrel"
I did something similar, except it was a random bunny, and he transformed into a powerful leveled Daedra warrior. Snuffles the Bunny became Snuffles, Demora Lord of Death and Destruction. I didn't fight him, and instead let him run around with his newfound mega powers.
@@DarthSidian I can't help to think Monty Pythons' Holy Grail. Tim: "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them-- "
Imagine being an ancient Nordic hero ready to kill alduin a fearsome world eater just for a dude to come up with a funny looking stick and makes alduin into cheese wheels lmao
For anyone who was wondering, in order to skip the peace council, you have to complete the war between the stormcloaks and the imperials, which takes a LOT longer. So if you are going for efficiency just sit through the peace council
I'm not going to lie, I was not prepared for the sentence, "I slit my hand's throat." Not sure why that made me laugh as much as it did, but well played, Sir.
"It's just a perfectly balanced game, and works unexploitedly." - Spiffin' Todd Squad Unexploitedly is a word now, I've decided, and Spiffin' Todd Squad sounds kind of cool.
There's something quite hilarious about defeating Alduin, the eater of souls and destroyer of worlds with the lord of cheese and insanity's magic stick of madness. Like Alduin's serious end of days business and sheogorath is cheese.
sheogorath is, and always will be, the most powerful daedric prince, as jyggalag was before he was turned into him, the only reason the daedra don't fear sheogorath like they did jyggalag is because while he has the same level of power, he doesn't have any reason to actually attack the other daedric prince's realms. it makes perfect (non)sense that his stick of madness would be capable of defeating alduin.
He's arguably one of the most powerful Deadric princes. While the other princes can communicate with mortals only through their shrines and ones like Molag Bal or Mehrunes Dagon had to go through elaborate plans to set foot on Nirn in their true forms, Sheogorath can appear at will. The only other prince who can do that is Nocturnal and she is probably the most powerful Deadric prince there is
Mitten Squad talking about Tsun: "... *her* massive size and impressive *beard* did *him* no favor" Me, looking at Tsun in this video: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."
2:18 “My brother used to get purple and orange mixed up when we were little, probably just a genetic malfunction on top of the dozens of others that plague our bloodline” Jesus Christ Paul
I started playing Skyrim for the third time a couple months back and I found the true appeal of Skyrim and that is that you can break almost every part or aspect of the game to improve the gameplay infinitely beyond what was intended and I haven't ever had this much fun with a Bethesda game until now.
I love how entertaining this video was..... like.... you can tell you are naturally funny and you havent forced the funny, you are a true champion! please dont stop making videos!
@@Holesale00 Edit: ~This might not be true. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim.~ Original comment: I guess it's because you get experience for casting the spell, even if it doesn't fill any soul gems, which will only happen if you kill the target. You get experience launching fireballs even if they don't hit anybody.
You should do a "can you beat fallout 4 with an explosive minigun" yes the weapon is op but farming for a specific legendary is the fever dream of a real masochist
0:59 this is sending me whats also sending me is the sheer variety of ways mitten can hilariously describe tasks all of us have performed at least 7+ times by now
I feel like anything he does prior to actually escaping the first sequence doesn't need to count towards his challenges. We know it can be completed non-lethally, so I feel that he should be able to get through that part however he pleases.
It ruins the challenge if you make unnecessary decisions that purposefully contradicts the rules of the challenge... so even if it's tedious you still have to do it... but in this case I'm not really sure if it counts given the circumstances.
@@Cylius. The only way to escape Helgen without combat as far as I know is a series of ridiculous glitches that speedrunners use. Extra speed and jump height and menu glitching to name two.
@@princeofrain1428 you haven’t seen many of his videos then. This is the only challenge ive seen from the dude wherein he uses violence (certainly breaking the rules of the challenge) to get through the beginning.
"I also instigated a Civil War by turning one of them into a mud crab which must've been a phobia of one of the others because all hell broke loose." 😂😂😂
@@davefromaccounting5209 Yeah, it's the same Colour as a Fire Spell, but explodes when it reaches an enemy. Personally I basically never use it because I have things that do it's Job.
@@davefromaccounting5209 in just northeast of the place with the Horn that the greybeards want you to get. (ustengrav I think.) it's in an area called High Gate Ruins... the trick is you have to keep the woman in there alive till the end of the dungeon. Also you'll pick up one of the best shouts in the game. Also note that the flaming familiar does not have a range limit and cost very little Magicka.. so you can cast it as far as you want. (it's quite a bit of fun casting this low cost spell over and over again on top of a mountain into a forsworn camp.) ^_^
Lmao. I don't watch many of your videos, but i love the sheer amount of chaos you added to the dialog. It fits so well with the wobbajack. "Probably gonna say that other guy" "Swag souls?" "Projared" "Oof aiight."
"Today i will be removing my eyeballs to beat skyrim blind. However, I have previously beaten skyrim, so it's not really blind until i get a lobotomy and hope that it goes well enough that I don't remember how to play skyrim."
"I had a relatively easy time performing a terrorist attack by sneaking my way the party then killing everyone I found" *oh. Oh dear that is what that mission is isn't it? Oh god.*
When you think the legend himself hasnt made a video on skyrim in a while, so you have to re watch one of your favourite videos, and then boom new video
Fun fact: Having watched this video before doing my most recent playthrough actually helped me get through the first Alduin fight. I ended up in that fight without really being prepared for his fire breath to straight-up instakill me because I was on Expert and level 40-something, and I didn't have a good save I could go back to, so I had to improvise. I ended up holding out a ward with one hand and blasting him with the Wabbajack in the other hand. It was pretty funny.
If you'd eaten him, that would have counted as victory, since he's gone. But they never thought to prevent Essential characters from becoming sweetrolls.
I feel like when a staff runs out of charge, it should still be able to be used as a club
Well I mean it being able to be used as a club would be in character for it
Underrated comment
Yes but at the time Bethesda hadn't figured out the complex coding algorithm to melee with a ranged weapon fully yet.
You can if you have Combat Gameplay Overhaul.
You can use a staff as a club... sorta. But it has to be completely unenchanted, and in your left hand, and you have to have nothing in your right hand. Then you can two-handed shield-bash with it, which looks like whacking someone with your club (press attack while holding block). Obviously wouldn't work with the Wabbajack, since that's enchanted to start with. Should work when something runs out of charge... but doesn't. Should actually work regardless of charge... but doesn't. It's weirdly specific.
Who will win?
An ancient primordial evil who is hellbent on destroying the world or one nasaly boi with a stick.
*Shtick
*tells the primordial evil that the stick was made by sheogorath*
Alduin is barely evil though. Why wouldn't a powerful being enslave others? We do it all the time.
mortaché de muerte philosophy isn’t really the discussion topic to be had on a gaming channel’s comment section though
lol nasaly boi gotem
This was by far one of my favorite videos, rest easy Paul you'll be sorely missed
Did something happen to him or did he just stop making videos
@@atacstringer8573 Unfortunately, Mitten has passed away as of December 14th 2023
@@xerxesthegreat6306 oh wow sad to hear that thank you for the info I guess his memory lives on though because I just came across his Channel
got emotional watching this, first time since the news , you beat me to it
"After I took his fork. I always wanted a imaginary fork." If that's your first thought when entering the realm of Madness, then you're in the right place.
It should have been a spoon!
@@lunyxappocalypse7071 but forks are better
Spork master race
Truegt
A true follower of sheogorath
"So I failed the challenge before it ever really began."
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
2020 almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
@@dhirensingh8989 Man, this has been an interesting year hasn't it...
@Paulo Paulo covid, race riots, murder hornets, zika-carrying mosquitoes, locust swarms in south Asia, tensions building between India and China...
...did someone accidentally unleash an elder god? That's the only explanation.
Dhiren Singh we might get a nuclear winter soon by the way this year’s going
Truth is kid, there was never a game. Your life was rigged from the start. Im sorry it had to be like this.
"I slit my hands throat"
Makes sense to me
In Japanese "wrist" literally translates to "hand neck"
@Kodiak Atwood nice 👍
@@kodiakatwood6024 tru
Sorry the likes were at 500 can’t ruin that
@@itsdamemes2512 why are you like this.
I once turned a draugr death Lord into a sweetroll and then ate him.
Now that's just insult to injury. Lmao.
Tasted a bit dry I'd imagine
I call that crispy crunch!
Sick bastard
And then the spell weared off and ur body exploded
8:52 shows the wabbajack perfectly and it made me laugh multiple times as i rewatched it.
Enemy at a sliver of health, enemy is now at half health, enemy is now dead after exploding
“...or turn them into a pile of cheese.”
*Oblivion players:*
“Yeah sounds about right.”
Sheogorath: CHEEEESSEE!!!
FOR EVERYONE!
Wait... Scratch that. No cheese.
Electric_Bagpipes the way to beat oblivion is by giving every character constipation
Morrowind players: Cheese?
"Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" spiffing Brit and mitten squad Collab confirmed
The biggest crossover in history
Spiffing Squad? Or… Mitten Brit?
@@squarecross7383 Britten Squad please.
@@zanahernast4071 They all sound odd.
Squiffing Britten
“Named my self Dragonborn to make myself think they are calling me by my name”
Smart idea actually
Did the same thing with Revan in SW:KOTOR. Uhh...spoilers.
I guess when you've played a game for this long you kinda wanna be called your fucking name. 😂😂😂
Honestly with the way people can use ai to make people say shit now there's no reason why they can't say names anymore.
In fallout 4 I like to name myself blue if I have piper as a follower
@@getthegoons this game is over a decade old
Its one of my favorite mitten squad videos, unfortunetly we will never ever see Paul’s new challenge video.. Rest in peace, we will never forget you.
Alduin: I am Al-Du-In, Firstborn of Akatosh, I am The Harbinger of this world's destruction, you can't defeat me Dovahkii-
Dragonborn: WABBAJACK!
*Alduin turns into a chicken*
Dragonborn: CHEEEEEESE!
"Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits."
Sounds like someone else.
Reanu keeves
A fellow man of culture. Have some tea brother.
Howard Todd
SpittingRussian? No. That doesnt sound right.
The queen approves
I love how the entire commentary is so fitting for what he is doing, Its like a madman telling tales of him using the mad stick to a young person. Hell, this commentary should be written down in a book and modded into skyrim. The title should be "The last user of the Drunk Squirrel"
Honesty I hate his commentary....but I do find a few jokes funny (Though it is rare)
@@danielholmes7142this man has the most dry, chilled out, nonsense, hilarious commentary ever. What are you on lol
@@persuisixh4804 I just prefer a different style of commentary.
Using the wabbajack:
Fireballs a bandit: *kalm*
Turns fox into dremora churl: *panik and run*
I did something similar, except it was a random bunny, and he transformed into a powerful leveled Daedra warrior.
Snuffles the Bunny became Snuffles, Demora Lord of Death and Destruction. I didn't fight him, and instead let him run around with his newfound mega powers.
@@DarthSidian I can't help to think Monty Pythons' Holy Grail.
Tim: "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them-- "
At this point, I would't be surprised if he beats Skyrim blindfolded and with a guitar hero controller
Hey its you
he beat new vegas with a guitar hero controller lol
Just Some Guy without a Mustache why do I see ur comments everywhere 😂
I swear you are always in the comments
Only sensa is crazy enough to do that
All this randomness really makes me want to see a Morrowind no-damage run.
That sounds ridiculous
He is saving that one for his planned suicide
Eh, just be a high elf mage with the apprentice star sign at that point. Godly Magicka reserves for spell casting.
@@bigmclargehuge8219 Which is exactly why he should do it
You'd need a spear or ranged weapon. Otherwise, it's just RNG.
I cleared illiath’s deep with only the wabbajack in honour of your attempt.
Had a blast.
Gonna miss you dude.
Imagine being an ancient Nordic hero ready to kill alduin a fearsome world eater just for a dude to come up with a funny looking stick and makes alduin into cheese wheels lmao
“A perfectly balanced game with no exploits”? Sounds like someone I know...
Dead head Dude I think he knows spiff
oh yes, you have heard of the majesty that is Yorkshire Tea!
It does
Same
He knows the spiffying brit guys yeahhhh
Jesus christ, it's Dragon Bourne.
smooth
IMMA TAKE DAT.
Can't wait for the idiot that's gonna miss the joke and call you an idiot cause "you misspelled born"
@@mattynator911 im waiting....... patiently
no relation to Jason
For anyone who was wondering, in order to skip the peace council, you have to complete the war between the stormcloaks and the imperials, which takes a LOT longer. So if you are going for efficiency just sit through the peace council
No
yeah i finished the entire civil war questline before completing the main quest so I never did the peace council...
Imagine not returning Skyrim to the Nords first and foremost in a playthrough. Couldn't be me.
no.
Mitten: "Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"
Me: *sips Yorkshire gold*
References galore
What
@@DirtyGeorge Mitten Squad referenced the Spiffing Brit, another RUclipsr
Yes
I'm not going to lie, I was not prepared for the sentence, "I slit my hand's throat." Not sure why that made me laugh as much as it did, but well played, Sir.
best line 10 out of 10
While i was scrolling and listening to this video, i read your comment while he said it 😂
You cant prepare yourself for what he says
i went down into the comments to look for a comment about it because its just so funny to me
Let it bleed, let it bleed, let it dry out an.. come on who's with me?
"A perfectly balanced game with no exploits" -Spiffing Brit & Mitten Squad
"it just works" Todd Howard
Who would win?
I don't know, my game crashed and I forgot to save
IT JUST WORKS
"It's just a perfectly balanced game, and works unexploitedly."
- Spiffin' Todd Squad
Unexploitedly is a word now, I've decided, and Spiffin' Todd Squad sounds kind of cool.
All Hail King Sir Doctor Reverend Spiff
It always hurts to get a video of Paul’s recommended to me, R.I.P. Paul
May your memory be a blessing, MittenSquad. Rewatching this again in honor of you and this hilarious weapon.
There's something quite hilarious about defeating Alduin, the eater of souls and destroyer of worlds with the lord of cheese and insanity's magic stick of madness. Like Alduin's serious end of days business and sheogorath is cheese.
sheogorath is, and always will be, the most powerful daedric prince, as jyggalag was before he was turned into him, the only reason the daedra don't fear sheogorath like they did jyggalag is because while he has the same level of power, he doesn't have any reason to actually attack the other daedric prince's realms. it makes perfect (non)sense that his stick of madness would be capable of defeating alduin.
@@robert_gaming *Was. He aint Jyggalag anymore.
One is an OP dragon and the other is a God. Even if he is an insane god he still is powerful
He's arguably one of the most powerful Deadric princes. While the other princes can communicate with mortals only through their shrines and ones like Molag Bal or Mehrunes Dagon had to go through elaborate plans to set foot on Nirn in their true forms, Sheogorath can appear at will. The only other prince who can do that is Nocturnal and she is probably the most powerful Deadric prince there is
@@sindurwavesismaturf can't forget about sanguine, he walks nirn as well.
Mitten Squad talking about Tsun: "... *her* massive size and impressive *beard* did *him* no favor"
Me, looking at Tsun in this video: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."
I was also confused
Plot twist: Tsun is that rare anomaly of a Draugr that is female but spawns with a beard
Tsun is an eternal being and thus mortal concepts such as gender have no meaning to himher.
“go to dawn star” honestly wonder if anyone’s gone to dawn star for anything else
Free loot, dumb Daedric dagger quest, leave and never return
ive gone there for another exploit
Dark brotherhood sanctuary at the end of the quest line.
Dark Brotherhood questline?
@@scorpion0498 and the Staff of Corruption
The speed he turns around at when the dremora spawns every time is as stunning as the wabbajack in it of its self
2:18 “My brother used to get purple and orange mixed up when we were little, probably just a genetic malfunction on top of the dozens of others that plague our bloodline” Jesus Christ Paul
Dont worry his genology is quite normal...for the habsburg bloodline
Purple and orange are the colours Sheogorath wears...
Coincidence?
That's such a mood honestly
We will probably know what that means at the 1 mil special
Aka colorblindness
"I tried to do *insert mundane action here*, it crashed the game"
If that ain't Skyrim in a nutshell.
I tried to yeet a dragon at a bunny with a stick
I tried to smith a god killer and it crashed.
Only if you over-mod it tho
@@Justlilmonster we both know that's not true
@@ganon1028 it is true. I have played over 500 hours with almost no mods (maybe one or two very light mods) and glitches are rare occurance
Seeing a Skeever turn into a Dremora is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Its weird to watch this now that he's dead
You should try a “can you beat fallout 4” with walking being with your mouse and looking being with WASD
What the fuck am i reading. And why do I love it so much
You, beautiful beautiful beautiful human, just gave me another reason to play Fallout 4.
You move forward and backward with the little wheel where you can scroll up and down pages.
So...southpaw
@@eebydeeby03 scroll wheel.
5:22
"a static discharge, sloppily ejected from the shaft of my hand, drained the draugr overlord nearly 1/3 of it's total health"
-*Mitten Squad*
I started playing Skyrim for the third time a couple months back and I found the true appeal of Skyrim and that is that you can break almost every part or aspect of the game to improve the gameplay infinitely beyond what was intended and I haven't ever had this much fun with a Bethesda game until now.
I love how entertaining this video was..... like.... you can tell you are naturally funny and you havent forced the funny, you are a true champion! please dont stop making videos!
The wabbajack caused Mitten Squad to become The Spiffing Brit
By the power of tea! Oh yes.
Lmao I noticed that too
“The spell works on dead bodies bc this is a Bethesda game” said so casually but has so much truth to it
Rest in peace, buddy.
Why can I locate more of 'Drunk Mitten Squad' quotes? They sound... Interesting.
"The spell works on dead bodies because this is a Bethesda game"
😂😂
Thank you Todd Howard 😂😂
That logic broke my brain he was SOUL TRAPPING a corpse lmao Bethesda plz 🤣
@@Holesale00 Edit: ~This might not be true. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim.~
Original comment: I guess it's because you get experience for casting the spell, even if it doesn't fill any soul gems, which will only happen if you kill the target. You get experience launching fireballs even if they don't hit anybody.
Yashida Kurusagi God bless Tod Howard!
@@doomcookies Wait what? Doesn't Destruction skill only gain exp when dealing damage?
"A sword is, of course, *not* the Wabbajack"
But how can you be sure? What if one of its random effects is to be a sword?
or you named the sword Wabbajack
Then the Wabbajack would be a sword, but the sword wouldnt be the Wabbajack
Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack
Swords can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine.
It even does random dmg if you hit it does depending on the sword and the aiming dmg and if you miss it does not
You should do a "can you beat fallout 4 with an explosive minigun" yes the weapon is op but farming for a specific legendary is the fever dream of a real masochist
7:32 I'm glad someone else remembered to honor Gordy's legacy
I feel bad for watching these videos... They're perfectly documenting mittens decent into madness
descent*, but I agree
Please Suffer maybe I meant decent.. it was a decent level of madness 😅
Mania or Dementia?
He’s becoming Sheogorath
"Shrek interrupted my nothing" amazing.
Damn I love when I watch a 16min+ video and I read a comment at the exact moment it happen in the vid !
"Take all the, what's the word...gubbins"
Ah, I see someone watches Achievement Hunter.
"Good ol' rainbow shirt guy" is a perfect description of Sheogorath. thank you.
Mitten squad sounds like he plays Russian Roulette before he decides to make these types of videos.
You mean spin the wheel?
@@Virus_2456 If by "wheel" you mean the chamber of a revolver, then yes.
Honestly, I think you are Sheogorath's lost demi-god son with how much you love buckets.
cheese! my dear!,
fill the buckets with cheese!
RUclips: Can you beat Skyrim with only-
Me: Yes.
“The wabbajack is like a drunken squirrel, it just don’t give a ****”
-Mitten Squad 2020
More like a honey badger on cocaine
*drunken snail
Snail, if he meant squirrel he wasn't even close
Never did I think I’d hear a Neds Declassified reference here at mitten squad but it’s a welcome surprise for sure
wait, what was it?
Sammie1053 Gordy the janitor at 7:34
"Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"
He said it, he said the thing!
Inside jokes are the best
he said the british tea man words!
That words nearly made my spit my tea!
*Sips tea* Half expected a brit to jump in at the midpoint of the video, when I least expected it.
He said the REANU KEEVES quote guys! Literally crying rn!!1!!
0:59 this is sending me
whats also sending me is the sheer variety of ways mitten can hilariously describe tasks all of us have performed at least 7+ times by now
"Ensnared his throat betwixt two slabs of wood.."
I feel like anything he does prior to actually escaping the first sequence doesn't need to count towards his challenges. We know it can be completed non-lethally, so I feel that he should be able to get through that part however he pleases.
It ruins the challenge if you make unnecessary decisions that purposefully contradicts the rules of the challenge... so even if it's tedious you still have to do it... but in this case I'm not really sure if it counts given the circumstances.
Agree
@@Cylius. The only way to escape Helgen without combat as far as I know is a series of ridiculous glitches that speedrunners use. Extra speed and jump height and menu glitching to name two.
@@princeofrain1428 you haven’t seen many of his videos then.
This is the only challenge ive seen from the dude wherein he uses violence (certainly breaking the rules of the challenge) to get through the beginning.
I like how even though this seemed to be the easiest challenge, it was easily the wittiest video
"I also instigated a Civil War by turning one of them into a mud crab which must've been a phobia of one of the others because all hell broke loose." 😂😂😂
I might do this in VR just to honor mitten squad. rest in peace Homie.
Mitten Squad: *tries beating skyrim with only Wabbajack*
Me with wabbajack: hAhA i TuRneD GeNerAl TuLLiUs iNtO a PiLe oF cOinS
*Jsargo peeps around the corner*
"You have coin for my wares?"
BLOOD MONEY
@@PlebNC Oh hello there, Jsargo is trying new things. Tight things.
I sMeLl PeNnIeS!!!!
funniest shit ive ever seen
"and turned [character] into a mud crab." makes me laugh more than it should
RUclips has been suggesting your videos again to me. Miss you my dude, hope you’re out there happy somewhere.
I'm sorry to tell you but he's passed away. December 14
Yep, saw that earlier this week. Fitting, but sad.@@Morgan_Rt
We miss you Mitten Squad
After many years of begging, finally, Paul deigned to grace us with the one true video: The Wabbajack video. We are truly blessed.
"Help" - Paul at all moments of life
He’s basically a Beatle at this point.
You made me laugh harder than I have in a long time man. Keep up the good work!
'After taking his fork "I always wanted an imaginary fork", was funny as hell
"..perfectly balanced game with no exploits."
Todd Howard would like a word with you.
A Spiffing good time
Killing Kenny makes you wonder if he watched the spiffing Brit out of frustration in an attempt to find some exploits to help him
*looking up skyrim tutorial* Hello again... Spiff
Hodd toward has arrived
The Wabbajack was made with nylon instead of the promised canvas...big mistake.
0:08 "Summoning a transparent purple dog is just boring."
Until you find the one that explodes!
there's a fimilar that explodes?
@@davefromaccounting5209 yeah but it's not purple
@@davefromaccounting5209 Yeah, it's the same Colour as a Fire Spell, but explodes when it reaches an enemy.
Personally I basically never use it because I have things that do it's Job.
@@davefromaccounting5209 just go for the flame thrall
@@davefromaccounting5209 in just northeast of the place with the Horn that the greybeards want you to get. (ustengrav I think.) it's in an area called High Gate Ruins... the trick is you have to keep the woman in there alive till the end of the dungeon.
Also you'll pick up one of the best shouts in the game.
Also note that the flaming familiar does not have a range limit and cost very little Magicka.. so you can cast it as far as you want. (it's quite a bit of fun casting this low cost spell over and over again on top of a mountain into a forsworn camp.) ^_^
You know, this is the first video I’ve seen since he passed. God rest his soul.
same
I’d love to see you try to beat Skyrim using only Werewolf transformations
That is a bitch to do because you have to get pretty far into the Companions questline to even become a werewolf
"Because skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" somebodys been watching spiffing brit
That’s exactly what I thought
I wonder if he drank Yorkshire Tea before this
It better of been Yorkshire tea gold
Indeed
I see the team of voluntary interns are present
"He rode me to solitude" if only that was true.
Lmao.
I don't watch many of your videos, but i love the sheer amount of chaos you added to the dialog. It fits so well with the wobbajack.
"Probably gonna say that other guy"
"Swag souls?"
"Projared"
"Oof aiight."
This voiceover was like secretly weird to begin with, but then it just got crazy and now I’m crying. Thank you.
At this point I think this man could probably beat Skyrim blind
now that would be a challenge. blindfolded with only the sound to tell you what's where
Hey, that’s a challenge
Don't give him ideas
@@recordingcontrol1776 give him more ideas you mean
"Today i will be removing my eyeballs to beat skyrim blind. However, I have previously beaten skyrim, so it's not really blind until i get a lobotomy and hope that it goes well enough that I don't remember how to play skyrim."
"I've always wanted an imaginary fork."
Me too, Frederick.
Me too.
I know his name isn't Frederick.
"I had a relatively easy time performing a terrorist attack by sneaking my way the party then killing everyone I found"
*oh. Oh dear that is what that mission is isn't it? Oh god.*
Remember. No Elvish.
"transparent purple dog" when it's clearly a blue transparent dog ....
Alternative title: can you beat Skyrim so high you can't tell what's real anymore
Sounds good ngl
Speaking from experience, yes.
Hmmm...spawn in as much skooma as you can carry and drink no other potion.
Typical Friday night for me
>be the Dragonborn
>be named Dragonborn
"CITIZEN"
@corruption_natal some times the person call you citizen I stead of dragonborn
Yeah we've all read that comment before
My vids are alot like Mitten Squads vids
rip to a goat
Le
"shrek interupted my nothing"
god i laughed harder than i should have at that
mitten : "I fear no man, but that thing *iphone notification sound* it scares me
9:28
I lost it. Dear god, Paul, why do you do this to me. XD
10:08 "Learned of Paarthurnax from the greyest of beards" killed me XD
Dude I made my day, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Good video lmfao
When you think the legend himself hasnt made a video on skyrim in a while, so you have to re watch one of your favourite videos, and then boom new video
I love Mitten for putting themself through hell so many times for my mere entertainment.
#SmittenWithMitten
Fun fact: Having watched this video before doing my most recent playthrough actually helped me get through the first Alduin fight. I ended up in that fight without really being prepared for his fire breath to straight-up instakill me because I was on Expert and level 40-something, and I didn't have a good save I could go back to, so I had to improvise. I ended up holding out a ward with one hand and blasting him with the Wabbajack in the other hand. It was pretty funny.
I never would’ve guessed someone explain the same story a million times over and over again would be entertaining
The Wabbajack: >Supposed to be all about completely random effects.
The Wabbajack against dragons: "Damage. Take it or leave it."
Idk if it was because of the unofficial patch. But I softlocked skyrim because I turned alduin into a sweetroll and lost him in Sovngard
Lmao
If you'd eaten him, that would have counted as victory, since he's gone.
But they never thought to prevent Essential characters from becoming sweetrolls.
In the far past... the Wabbajack would make Dragons fly backwards....
or wait that was just a "launch feature" :P
Imagine a "Can you beat Skyrim while being drunk?" where we heard more of Drunk Mitten Squad.
Can you beat Skyrim while stoned?
@@plarnston I did that challenge
Play doom animal crossing fallout four and Skyrim at the same time
First time learning about this dude's shenanigans. New sub
I love all of the effort for this video it makes it entertaining 😂🤣