My Mom Died And My Girlfriend Dumped Me - BitLife

Have you ever proposed to a girl, then have her dump you, then graduate from high school only to have your mom die and then you get rejected from college and become a farmer..... well in bit life the life sinulator you can!
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• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...

[@calebbradford7906]

“Now I’m sad and ugly”
*I felt that*

[@hydro1821]

CloneCycle yeet me off a bridge

[@rolandorobledo375]

@@hydro1821 same

[@hydro1821]

Sam Yetman how did you know I’m 13 lol

[@imnotcleverenoughforthis8148]

I know that...
But are you guys ok? ily all

[@HaleyBug221]

Same

[@kdog4737]

Me: Looks away for less than 5 seconds.
Jack: Yells “LOOK THEIR KISSING”

[@ellieosteen]

Kdog_FN I was doing homework when he said that and it killed me

[@snerfol6388]

I'ma be annoying.
You're

[@safetyscissors9281]

LOL

[@tijuu_]

THEY'RE.

[@lokisolos]

SN 2K let the man joke

[@Sharde-xe1sn]

Jack: *Battle her*
Girlfriend: *Breaks ankle*
Jack: *sweats intensely*

[@alacazam1328]

Sharde 0006 I hope that he sees this

[@chubdub952]

Only true fans get the reference

[@zer0is387]

Haha

[@livingbirthcontrol8145]

omg i feel like a fan rn

[@arronalt]

I would loved it if that happened

[@arcadecollie8957]

Jack:what sort of gamer has a girlfriend. Jack a year later : taking a couple's quiz with my girlfriend

[@ItsJuuustJen]

Oh, the nostalgia I get from your profile pic. Thank you very much for this

[@EndlessSummer888]

Jack: Has a gorgeous girlfriend
Pewds: Has a gorgeous wife
Young gamers: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

[@IamP0ncho]

Now: “Playing games with my girlfriend”

[@greenbean473]

Paddy: *turning his life around, trying to be happier*
His mom: Aight, imma head out.

[@axelholmberg1171]

You are so uncreative you steal other people's comments

[@joshuacastillo6003]

For some reason I'm imagining Charlotte's death in Lucifer.

[@sketchyartz5167]

RainyCo0chie You are so salty you actually get annoyed when people say the same memes :)

[@Prot0genArts]

@@axelholmberg1171 Salty Breh

[@levipeterken4020]

@@joshuacastillo6003 Spoilers dude

[@deniscionca736]

“Our parents divorced because we were too ugly and we kissed a girl that tasted like hotdog”
Now that seems like a personal problem 😂

[@emo8613]

Myah Smith hi

[@pizzatime7433]

You sir win the internet for today

[@emo8613]

dragonball slayer326 ok

[@Sonofsun.]

also cause we were pee pee poo pooing in the pool!

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol

[@shinemtb1717]

*dog is humping leg*
jack: i’m kind of into it
*peta did not like that*

[@gloriousspud]

Tyler 1 brenda my foot

[@yamagawa9830]

Oh noh 😂

[@supergiogioshock4538]

PETA got eliminated by “Dog humper”

[@dorianrobinette9712]

good thing a lot of people don't care what peta thinks. lol

[@RyanPoutine]

Um I didn't see a dog? Did you? I just saw pixels.... Boffoon

[@cadenjackson5659]

"My looks have gone up. I'm at 21% of a face."
- Jacksepticeye, 2020

[@campbellsoup4322]

You mean -Jacksepticeye 2019

[@manthespoon]

Lol true 2019

[@Ihatemylife9]

Or 1900

[@Mkhastourettes]

Paddy: gets rejected like 20 times
Paddy’s happiness: “aight imma head out”

[@chantelegulbranson5439]

So true xD

[@ralfsstuff]

He's determined

[@FwThin]

The memes dead

[@Mkhastourettes]

Foop NO ITS NOT I WILL NOT LET IY DIEEEE

[@danielcorcoran6467]

Last video this comment was by a different person

[@gattboi312]

Jack: *has one hundred percent smarts*
Jack: “DANCE!”

[@theharmoniousriley9430]

underrated comment 💀

[@gattboi312]

theHARMONIOUSriley it’s like that sometimes

[@anieacody7078]

@@SusanPDavis no one asked you susan... If thats your REAL name...

[@harshagoudar4542]

1100 like

[@rotparam]

Jack: "Why does everything in my life go wrong?"
*Immediately battles his ex*

[@SuraiginOfficial]

and his ex was female Sans

[@TsunYandere]

Mood

[@33timeidieinganmes.98]

@@SuraiginOfficial hahaha yeah Butt are you sans

[@teresamcmullen9119]

i can ask the same thing

[@DynamiteChris006]

PotatoStew EW disgusting furry

[@devyn_7970]

Jack: Why does everything in my life go wrong?
Also Jack: Battles Girlfriend
😂😂😂

[@maybemid8224]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@savannaht5585]

Nice pfp :)

[@ans5607]

Nobody:
Jack: *proceeds to give every spoiler in the title*

[@krakenzilla.]

He needs to for his clickbait

[@decagoner517]

@@krakenzilla. click bait?

[@supanimatins4528]

IT WAS HEARTEDDD

[@ans5607]

Krakenzilla ye fair point

[@krakenzilla.]

Deca Goner Well, every RUclipsr uses clickbait. The title is the definition of clickbait, people will find it interesting and will click it.

[@Blitzkrieg72571]

"Not even my mother liked it. She thought Twitter was a disease."
Jack-2019

[@mcgillAHgorilla]

haha lol

[@senitoni]

Twitter is a disease bahahaha

[@kogasfurryjorts5963]

Downright prophetic

[@Spherz]

Am I the only one who realizes that Sean hadnt interacted with his dog once in 8 in-game years

[@laziwastaken]

My god... that dog must be really depressed

[@yahaya4961]

Spherz that’s not true
He gave him a treat for humping him 😂

[@allmostanything4316]

My real name is sean

[@roach6789]

im dead 😂🤣🤣💀

[@robobitch5564]

its cat it’s no shit Sherlock

[@robynnhoud]

Jack: We are his parents.
Me: **falls out of chair**

[@Random-xp3cx]

@@Charcoalates WE. Meaning him and us.

[@SevenEllen]

"She called you 'sparkling'."
Jacks reaction: *blushes*
All he needs now is sparkles!

[@junjr8522]

Shadan!!!

[@michael4154]

Huh

[@manthespoon]

-0-

[@harryharrison3973]

369th like nice

[@samuelfridginton2393]

I hate the septiceye

[@arcxne7746]

Jack: “Why does everything in my life go wrong?”
*clicks battle her*
Me: “And there’s your problem”

[@jitterstlongpaw]

he didn't learn shit from undertale

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

@@jitterstlongpaw XD

[@joshridgewell3260]

Pickacho go

[@AxeBodySpray14]

Jack: “No one liked my first tweet”
Everyone: wastes 20 minutes scrolling through his twitter to find it

[@AxeBodySpray14]

Inkripted Death Obvious reasons

[@kaypreseau6347]

I seem to be both people

[@nicholaslawson891]

What I didn,t see your comments I was looking for his first tweet

[@lavenderquartz9323]

Someone send the link to his first tweet-

[@RyanPoutine]

Have fun wasting you time

[@callmehbruf]

Sean: Actually earning money and doing good at the game.
Terrorist: I'm about to end this mans whole career.

[@nito05]

“I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

[@supanimatins4528]

Oh yes

[@pixelepsi6597]

@@supanimatins4528 *o h y e a h*

[@supanimatins4528]

Pixelepsi *o o oh y e e ehhh*

[@cccp653]

U mac bigg kum?

[@iswayuri]

@@pixelepsi6597 *ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER*

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

“Girlfriend is gone. Probably because I assaulted her.”
Well yeah, I mean, that can happen.

[@randomnum111]

Chase Brody

[@woffil3644]

Yeah... they do that

[@dicecooper1063]

"now I'm sad and ugly"
Relatable

[@spadesgames2891]

Same

[@lovereadandlife6127]

Sooooo relatable

[@isaacmcallister5649]

Sean talking about his mom: “She didn’t even know what Twitter was. She thought u had a disease.”
Me: *can’t stop laughing*

[@redstone4687]

Jack: *proposes to his girlfriend at 16*
Niamh: Ight imma head out

[@ssevyhn6099]

Redstone my mom had s** when she was 14

[@lilkiwi_7977]

Ainesosa what the hell, you were a child

[@lilkiwi_7977]

Ainesosa oh ok then... respect

[@UrPPhard]

@@ainesosa Yeah, sure

[@UrPPhard]

@@ainesosa I'd rather be a legal virgin than try to impress someone on internet by saying you did something illegal (yes, sex at 12 IS illegal)

[@gameboychallengegirl9141]

Jack: why does everything in my life go wrong?
Also Jack: *proceeds to click “Battle your girlfriend”*

[@Lienkie_Pienks]

"Battle your Girlfriend" sound like some pokémon shiz!😂😂

[@RealJDGaming]

@@Lienkie_Pienks I send out Mewto!

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

I send out charizard

[@RealJDGaming]

@@PokeMario-pk4ot Agh shite -throws down the UNO reverse card-

[@ionaferrar1]

"That's all you need to be a farmer"
Me, a farmer: Shit they lied to me..

[@deltasquad62]

HAHAHA

[@stratsboneless6270]

lmao

[@RealJDGaming]

600th like - brilliant comment

[@leafy_green7573]

"Oh god, now I’m just left with my stepdad.”
**realization**
*”NO!! MUDDER!!!”*

[@niverall5657]

Jack: *"Why does everything die, I'm tired of it"*
Felix: *First Time?*

[@NovaBoi7]

So true

[@mrice6006]

SVENNNNN ..YOU TOOK MY WATER SHEEP!!!!

[@youmonatube]

WOW true

[@Hamburger8079]

Cryogonal true

[@snackalicious_2424]

I still feel bad for Felix after Jack Black accidentally burned his house down

[@Antonio-nl4ip]

“We’re gonna take it nice and easy this time”
2 seconds later
*”PROPOSE”*

[@Automaticshows]

"Battle her?"
Jack: *laughs in broken ankles*

[@FuriouzJeth]

Omg the broken ankle

[@rosegyrose7714]

"I've never looked after a kid and had them die on me yet"
Settin' the bar kinda low there, Jack, but I'll accept it

[@oft-deadshot_3174]

Jack: assaults girlfriend
Girl: leaves
Jack: 😮

[@BAO-ve9pd]

She was going to leave then he attempted to assault her. Did you even watch the video?

[@rofldogz2123]

Light Yagami calm down and please put your death note down

[@pigdon1987]

@@rofldogz2123 facts

[@jbdbibbaerman8071]

I just imagined that they just did trial by duel and they got into a full lancing match. Like honestly, who the heck would use the verb "battle?"

[@demonitizeddemonz5977]

Jack: High fives.
Me: Rewinding the intro multiple times because it's been too long.

[@poisontippedsword3457]

Saaaaaame.

[@ashleyquastad6697]

Omg I didn't even notice at first, thank you for giving me this little slice of heaven

[@JeepersEdit]

I've waited and waited...fOR aGES

[@ayrem]

And an after outro clip as well :") heavens have blessed us today gamers

[@bobjimmy2119]

yeah its been WAY too long since he's done the hive five. before it was always 'DING DING DING IRISH NOISES' tho that's still good xd

[@hannatude]

That awkward moment when a teenage girl tells jacksepticeye that he isn’t cool enough to join the gamer clique.

[@thatoneoaktree1272]

*girlfriend enlists to the navy*
Sean: “why does everyone I love go to the army”

[@michaeljhall86]

That was cira Hughes

[@Ash46123]

“We’re gonna take it nice and slow this time”
“P R O P O S E”

[@eviehatesyou6896]

aviva is shit

[@plasmaticlmao]

President Obama go away obama

[@mygonvega]

I like your chicken noodle soup

[@yangming2themusicguy561]

This made my day

[@charlieb4617]

That’s boys for you

[@ivybrown5404]

Jack: she broke up with me? Why does everything in my life go wrong
Also Jack: *attacks her*

[@hxneyedbellsss]

Seán: Oh hell yeah! Gamers, gamers, gamers!!
Captions: *K - M A R T*

[@frosty6244]

Kmart lol

[@arlenegarcia8706]

i tried it out it said gamers gamers k-mart

[@hxneyedbellsss]

ty for the likes💞

[@jackgold7391]

Amazing comment and profile picture!

[@louzom]

Lol

[@brandanpowell8121]

Jack: "gamers aren't meant to have girlfriends"
Felix: sorry marzia

[@chas7666]

Brandan Powell but what about *WiVeS*

[@fandomshipper8674]

Oh crap....I guess Jay and Nini will be arguing about who gets to bring Mason with them......

[@chas7666]

Or they could get *mArrIed*

[@kimaninoble3633]

They can be married

[@aboredfellow1448]

Guess it means Jay has to abort the baby and break up with Nini.

[@julieoquinn765]

Jack:”this is it we’re going to the big leagues”
Mom’s life:”aight,imma head out”

[@kris_1k_]

Julie O'Quinn is that from apex

[@julieoquinn765]

No it’s from one of jack’s me-me jacksepticeye’s funniest home videos

[@kris_1k_]

Julie O'Quinn oh

[@kendyloj2674]

"Why does everything in my life go wrong?"
*Immediately battles girlfriend*

[@okboomer1618]

Kendyl Oj f you

[@richellecd]

Me: Uncontrollable laughter
Jack: I’m kind of into it
Me: *dead silence*

[@ringodoodles490]

Bitlife: What wrong choices
do you want to make?
Jacksepticeye: *Yes.*

[@liamorourke4584]

me: *hold my beer*

[@m.i.a4830]

Do you two know how to enter a clique that isn't the jocks or the popular kids?

[@Th3RealPeterGriffin]

@@m.i.a4830 yes

[@kellyvernotzy8514]

Yes

[@communistbear9883]

666th like

[@s.staylor8278]

"Why does everyone leave me!"
Im trying to figure that out, too!

[@TR2000LT]

Earth is hell, and we came here to suffer.

[@tylercobb2389]

@@TR2000LT I can see that

[@alveloss7880]

Fucking right

[@thefinja2732]

4:37 and also cause he abuses every girl he gets 🤣

[@ZeroJinKui]

"now i'm sad AND ugly."
welcome to my world.

[@SteamedClams]

You mean our world

[@CassySida]

Jack: "wHY dOES EVERYTHING in my life gO wRoNG??"
also Jack: ...*clicks 'battle her'*

[@atomicblast4868]

Jack character: starts to turn around life
Terrorist: “I’m a bout to end this mans whole career”

[@thefadingmelody163]

Atomic Blast “I’m about to end this mans whole mother”

[@Freddy447]

Lol

[@tungstenelephant9849]

Copycat

[@housesports000]

you stole my comment

[@atomicblast4868]

I scrolled down far and I never saw any comments like mine before I posted this sooo...

[@savannahhamblin6867]

"Why does everything in my life go wrong?"
Honestly, I felt that

[@imnotraid]

me in a nutshell

[@rachelwain3869]

Now that's just depressing

[@thezappingone1310]

literally me on the inside

[@RikkiLove0317]

Oh same

[@dylanpurcell2613]

Same

[@jesusg9325]

Paddy: goes to the gym
His mom: aight imma head out

[@raroislife]

BOOOM!

[@conormurphy4328]

Jack: "what kind of terrorists attack ireland?"
The Irish: *sweats*

[@Elbels8]

They live in ireland

[@cl4655]

@@Elbels8 yes, yes they do

[@denisdelete263]

The Americans named a cocktail after the Irish carbombings.

[@obamama]

petrol bomb

[@riddlussy3109]

@@Elbels8 👁👄👁

[@nembei3093]

*His dog is humping his leg*
Jack: I’m kinda into it
PETA: Say sike right now

[@thundrr1929]

69th LIKE!!!!

[@nathanbutton7375]

Sike!

[@thundrr1929]

@@nathanbutton7375 DARN IT!

[@finbohutch7448]

SIKE!

[@brbdhdjdjdjdjsj]

SIKE!!!

[@iluvbambii]

"You posted on social media"
"Your post got 4 likes"
*Why is this relatable*

[@skanwar7124]

Cuz ur ugly and probally a loser no hate just facts

[@joanniefigueroa6716]

beep boop you’re a loser

[@thevsins6557]

beep boop stfu

[@thegroooviest]

@@skanwar7124 that's actually hate

[@Thenotorioushackerghiaccio]

I hate you beep boop

[@robloxman274abc]

On bitlife i managed to die aged 35 in jail after having a bowling ball thrown at me by a cop for saying he's amazing.

[@JearTheMudkip]

Jack: I haven't had a single kid die with me
Me: *flashbacks to Happy Wheels*

[@livinlikelevii3314]

Jear The Mudkip lmao ur comment is underrated asf...😂🤣

[@jordys-art8679]

Only gamers remember

[@EthanfromEngland-]

14:41
Jack: "Where was my mother going that she was around terrorists!?"
Me: Ireland...

[@chrisbartow192]

R/techniccalythetruth

[@Kovalov112]

@@chrisbartow192 r/technicallythetruth*

[@jakefleck2411]

chrisbartow r/ihavereddit

[@shaddowsdieout]

Literally the last 100-200 years of domestic terrorism and wars with the UK.

[@boriskrustev4070]

@@Kovalov112 please stop with this cringe fest

[@Matt-oi9zu]

I love how he turns “extra Irish mode” on for this. It sounds EPIC

[@dazed__confused1006]

Jack hugging the cardboard cutouts of himself is a straight mood
Or should I say a gay mood-

[@plantboy19]

STAWP THATS SO FUNNY WHY

[@clowncity8259]

nobody:
every single person in this game: ight imma head out

[@jerichogimeno4663]

Jack: "picks Farmer as a job"
Also Jack: "Immedietly plant potatoes"

[@supersasukemaniac]

Irish gonna Irish.

[@Thomasduncan2]

Echo Nology i was going to like your comment but then I realised it had 69 likes

[@stratsboneless6270]

its just jack, what do you expect?

[@lylahawkins7787]

Jack: “This is it, I’m going to the big leagues”
*barely a second later*
Jack: “My mother just died.....”
life comes at you fast

[@jbird1363]

Jack: I'm finally making it to the big league's
Also Jack: my mother just died

[@lyfe757]

"Im gonna go to dance university"
Becomes a farmer

[@jojocarmona1686]

Nice

[@GBfanatic15]

I had a guy who went to university and graduate school for computer programming....he somehow became a marine biologist...but his was also arguably the best life I had so it's fine :p

[@DragonLouie]

Dancing like a boss in the fields

[@ShadowWolfe]

No one:
Literally nobody:
Not one person in the existence of man:
Jack:
*F R E S H L Y W A X E D T E S T I C L E S*

[@whoisylo]

Shhh furry

[@ay7164]

@@whoisylo this has the same energy as "shut up boomer"

[@fandomshipper8674]

Fun fact: In one of Kubz Scouts’ video of him playing BitLife, he named his BitLife child “Waxed Testes” for fun.

[@liacobban5445]

Ok boomer ok boomer ok boomer ok boomer ok boomer ok boomer okay boomer ok boomer ok boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer ok boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer ok boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer okay boomer okay boomer ok boomer

[@SaturneKx]

@@whoisylo Well uwu (f*ck)

[@kortnishea]

The first 15 minutes of the video-
*giggles in irish*
“What kind of terrorist attacks Ireland?!”
*sad Irish noises*

[@May-gr8bp]

*sad noises in agreement*

[@trisagfm3465]

The Irish attack Ireland sadly

[@trisagfm3465]

@National Socialist Squad oh please Mr borris do not build a border *sad potato noise* I need to have an open border so I can eat food

[@IceKreacher]

"I'm about as good in bed as I look in a mirror." MDR. LOL! Quote of the year!

[@hanna_maria]

i'm so early his girlfriend hasn't even dumped him yet.

[@jaydenbutcher5433]

I'm so early that he doesnt have a girlfriend yet 😂

[@S_T_0_R_M.]

I’m so early that I’m not even born

[@zaabir3118]

Vice Point i’m so earls that I don’t even know what a girlfriend is

[@mcclaren8701]

Hanna Maria my mom told me I’m adapted

[@jacksepticeye]

Simpler times D:

[@Ari-xg8jp]

Jack: *turns his life around*
Mom: Aight Imma head out

[@imnotcleverenoughforthis8148]

Oh no 😂

[@imaleenab6694]

Lmao

[@jaihalai7674]

“What kind of terrorists attack Ireland”
Me: Well you see...

[@davidfarrera8169]

Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie,

[@nighthawk815]

@@davidfarrera8169 no the ira

[@aoife7723]

David Farrera my thoughts exactly 😂🇮🇪☮️

[@icantthinkofagoodname7992]

Well Sean, other Irish people...

[@danw3441]

COME OUT YE BLACK AN TANS!!!

[@Saix5579]

Seán making the two cardboard cutouts of himself kiss is a lot like the fandom with the egos: "Look they're kissing!"

[@whiblur7190]

Jack: My Mom died and my girlfriend left me
Conclusion: Jack’s girlfriend was only with him for his Mom

[@tiernans61]

👏

[@ajs-zj3dx]

Or Jacks girlfriend was his mom

[@ajs-zj3dx]

Or maybe the other way around

[@ajs-zj3dx]

We will never know

[@whiblur7190]

ajs _ lol

[@chasegraeskies3395]

“Now I’m sad and ugly”
God, what a mood. I felt that on a spiritual level.

[@samanthalynn7238]

“I need someone to love”
*my dog came in and licked the screen*
I found someone for you!

[@blueboo4336]

Samantha Lynn awwwwww

[@Shanethe_trashkid]

"Niamh baby please don't go, I know we had sex at a young age and I proposed immediately afterwards and then told you to go on birth control, but I promise I can change!" I could not stop laughing!

[@Marshall-Marshmello]

Jack: "Make love? IM 16!.............sure why not"
Also jack: "Propose? AT AGE 16?!.............sure why not"
😂😂😂🤣

[@zer0is387]

Jack: " my first tweet got no like not even my mother liked it"
Also jack quietly " *she didn't even know what twitter is she thought i had a disease* "

[@Specialshark]

Something inappropriate in the game *Exists*
Jack: *Laughs in Irish*

[@carolinagirl7886]

“Now I’m only left with my stepdad”
Jacks dad: * cries in forgotten ness”

[@alfiepaull6840]

Jack: looks at girls to date (no money)
Also jack: she’s not my type

[@drebalite1030]

I'm so early he still hasn't broken his crush's ankles.

[@HumanTypewriter]

Not for a lack of effort apparently

[@YataTheFifteenth]

*glankles

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

YES! 🤣

[@satsumaicecreamonsunday5671]

6:20
Jack: you're ignoring ppl makes ppl unhappy
Me: *Having a flashbacks on Jacksepticeye ignores crying fan*

[@sadqt8077]

Pushyb0ss 😂

[@GeoffYTb]

Jack: WHY DOES EVERYTHING DIE!!??
Also Jack: You won't leave me, will you?
Me: *Dies Suddenly*

[@Thisaintmeyall]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THAT BEAUTIFUL HIGH FIVE THAT WE MISSED AND LOVED?!
I’m not asking u to keep it Jack. Just pointing it out Love u!

[@VikingDragon01]

10:09
"Why does everything in my life go wrong?"
*attacks ex-girlfriend*

[@lukalux4127]

"What kinda terrorists attack ireland???"
The IRA: *sweats*

[@HoV326]

IRA: *laughs in car bomb*

[@zacharystuits3606]

This is exactly what I thought when he said this.

[@fallenhuman2081]

Lmao

[@katherinagriffin5972]

I'm a potato

[@revolution_is_my_name8981]

**Zombie by Cranberries intensifies**

[@blueupriser6110]

Me: heard Jack wants to be a farmer
Also me: he only wants the potatoes.

[@zerberus_ms]

0:08
"We are his parents"
So half of us left him in the first video and the rest just died

[@oe8130]

Jack: * wapoosh * TOP OF THE-
Me:* pauses the video * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH * rewinds it 200 times *

[@depressofrappuccino7298]

HE SAID IT

[@IAmMoonAstraea]

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY DID IT :0

[@jamesketchum5047]

when he did his classic intro i was like YEEEEEEEESSSSSS THANK YOU!!!! i missed it.

[@NinjaGirlBria]

Why did he stop doing it ?

[@IAmMoonAstraea]

@@NinjaGirlBria Well I'm pretty sure it was because of his Minecraft series, that and/ or he just wanted to try some new intros.
Good to see he brought back the classic though!

[@Diceroll]

14:30 "This is is I'm going to the big leagues"
14:32 "My mother just died" Gosh, that got dark pretty quickly lmao

[@aaron-rs8kz]

13:55 Paddy: “I’m going to change my life around by meditating and finding inner happiness”
Terrorist: *it’s free real estate*

[@kaylaohare8896]

“We are his parents!”
...
Wait... I thought we were Paddy himself?!?!?!?
*visible confusion*

[@fryrob2019]

NANI!

[@ivanigls1273]

Wanna hear a joke?

[@haydenjohnson9183]

Jack: I'ma join dance University
10 years from now
Jack: dances like the handsome Squidward meme

[@rachelme4662]

Too bad he got rejected

[@sunnieflowers2016]

‘going to school lookin’ like a badger’s arse’
why is this so relatable?

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Jack: They ignored me now I'm sad and lonely.
Me: *. . .*
"Yep. Pretty much."

[@mafraldinha25]

*Jack:* WOOPSH!
*Me:* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADIE-
*Jack:* LADS AND LASSIES
*Me:* so it's treason then...

[@MaximzM]

Me: hear's the woopsh and the lad's and lassies, quickly checks the comment
Mafalda: so it's treason then...
Me: laughs because i totally understand

[@Mr12Relic]

He has control of the Guinness and the spuds. He's too dangerous to be left alive.

[@justrandomgames7175]

Mr12Relic Damn i was going to say that. Well you beat me to it friend, u beat me to it 😑

[@deighthepal]

Paddy: *breathes*
Jack: *remember when he kissed a hot dog tongue*

[@alyssarae1788]

"Money doesn't buy you happiness"
Well I can't imagine I'd be more sad if I didn't have to spend 1/3 of my paycheck on insulin

[@Milliesartcave]

"Should I find love?"
Aoife: Am I a joke to you?

[@joshpolson8405]

0:00 at last!!! The high five returns as well as “Top of the morning to ya”

[@mellowlemons22]

Josh Polson ans the after outro bits

[@Buzzumbud]

*TOP* OF THE MORIN’ TO YAH LADS AN’ LASSIES

[@ShadowPersona360]

"I'm great with kids. I've never looked after a kid and had it die on me yet"
*Looks at the "Who's Your Daddy" gameplay videos*