My Parents Got Divorced Because I Was Too Ugly - BitLife
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2019
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Jack: I’m gonna cause as much trouble as possible
Also Jack: Why does nobody like me!?
csenge don’t worry I’m freaking out too :)
@@whiblur7190 Help i can do a Jack Inpresshion
YOU ARE A LEGEND
iTs cAllEd a jOke
2.3k likes and a heart from Jack interesting
"Not like he could pass copying off of me"
Paddy: *93% smarts*
Lel
"Nobody has sex with my mother and gets away with it!"
- Jack "Sean" Septiceye
uhhhhhh…how does that work
@@PotatoObliteratorGD it was a quote
Sorry, that’s Seán “Jacksepticeye” William McLoughlin
I was gonna say his fathers gonna be sad but i forgot what happend… im sorry….
@@beckmania1066 wiosh
jack: "looks like im going to have to break little kyles ankles
me: dead of laughter
Bro my soul left my body when I heard that for the first time
*Parents get divorced*
Jack: "Is it cause i'm ugly?"
*Teacher doesn't like him*
Jack: "Is it cause i'm ugly?"
that’s a mood though
That’s a mood right there
It is isn't it?....
jacksepticeye *pat pat* its ok we’re in the same boat lad..
Lol
Jack: “My parent’s relationship is good”
Game: “Your parents have ended their relationship”
jack: noooooo!!!!
699 likes
Wow
Jack:this is so sad
My parents got diversed
Sean: I'm gonna get a dog later in life.
Bb: allow me to introduce myself.
i mean
do cats count
Was Jack ALWAYS this Irish?? His accent is so strong here lol
"fecker" "cah-lm" (calm) "fahder" (father)
Nah this isn't even his final form. Watch any colab he has with the Irish lads and you'll hear his full accent
I love how he even corrected someone in the comments. When they used "mother" in their comment he replied "mudder."
He says either racket or fuckor
He becomes more irish when somethings funny for some reason
Jack: *Is born*
Dad: "wtf is that?"
Mom: "we're getting divorced."
What
Makes
Sense
We're getting divorced. We can't risk another one of THOSE 😱
divorce papers in the form of a child
Leeel
Wait didn’t I hear that when I was born?
"i should talk with me mother"
yes, he's really Irish.
*mudder
Yaaaaaaas
Ya need ta add de bloody mi'land accent lads
jacksepticeye hi beautiful Irish man
Right. XD
Bitlife be like:
You: HAY DAD! YOU’RE BRAINLESS
Dad: * pulls out lazer blaster*
I died from a laser blaster and it’s all they always attack you when you’re old I died by a blaster gun at 90
14:42 “oh god I have stress!!! I don’t want stress!!”
Us too Jack. Us too.
Jack: tells stepfather he is brainless
stepfather: *shoots jack with laser blaster that he might've made*
Probably bought because he's so rich
@@Unknown-Gamer598 which sort though? The star wars or the historical?
I get your joke but He Just attacked him
Jack: has a loving family.
Parents: divorce
*Jack: say sike right now*
:o
Say dead meme right now
Lol my family irl
@@LucksinRiver say sike right now
Jetstream John Geez Dont need to go telling the whole world 😂
“At three years old and I have to deal with a divorce?” To be fair Sean, mine were divorced at 2. Ah, the joys
I’ve played this game like a million times. I once got divorced because apparently I was too crazy in bed. This game is hilarious.
Sean's mum: "Want a dog?"
Sean: "Yeah!"
Also Sean: spends no time with the dog at all
The dog: "Am I a joke to you?"
my name is litteary sean
@@Kim-mt7xn hmm... name begs to differ.
Stop trying to get hearted
@@dissentiouss If I were trying to get hearted I would have commented a lot sooner
@@kevinp6812 wazzzzzup
Game: You have a chance to kiss Ava. What will you do?
Jack: Break her ankles.
this comment does not have near the amount of likes it deserves
@@mae_lia very true
FUCKING LEGENDARY
Why did he not pin this lmfao???
I love that
If I wasn't lesbian, I'd date Jack
Jacks looks: 100/10
Jack: “in the future, I’m going to get a dog and it’s gonna be the beat thing in my life!”
Gets a cat
Anything happens:
Sean: iT’s cAuSE I’m An uGLy fECkEr
EVERYONE: WHAT...WHAT THE F**K
JACK:I am doe but imma still flirt with ava
Me:am i a joke to ya
Sean?!😳
@@galaxygacha2115 That's Jack's real name
One more like to this and it 420😉
Paddy: *is ugly*
Parents: divorce
Paddy: *is a literal toddler*
Jack: it was you.
divorce
Sean: I will get a dog eventually
Also Sean:
*Becomes cat dad*
Jack: "I will get a dog eventually"
Jack a few years later: "I have a cat now, but I wanted a dog."
Jack: Gets born
Dad: What is that?
Mom: The sign of our divorce.
Yep, and i saw this comment first from someone else
Like my parents
Hahahahahahaha
Jack: talks about Ireland
Jack's Irish accent: ight imma head in
hahhah
My current Bitlife is Dondon Deodoro. He's from Brazilia and wanted to play soccer in secondary school. He got on the team but his sister got him in trouble so he got kicked out of school. He got his GED, went through community college, went through university, killed it in medical school while playing soccer the whole time but never outside of school. Finally while he was in medical school he met the love of his life, Isabelle. So far they have five kids but one of them has epilepsy. He's currently a family physician.
How is he
I love how you managed to turn this ridiculously American game into THE MOST Irish thing ever! And suddenly became your most Irish self possible 😂 It was pure 👌🏼☘️
Jack: "opening up is hard"
Jack 2 seconds later: "ight imma flirt with Kyle's sister"
Lol i was literally at that part when i read this
xD IKR
Jack: “What would you rate this??”
My friend looking over my shoulder: “Not bad from a distance”
My parents actually got a divorce when I was three and due to them both being either alcoholics or drug addicts I don't remember neither of them were able to take care of me I'm now living with my nana. Both of my parents are criminals and I'm not allowed to have any kind of contact with them. I'm kind of happy about that. I'm 13 now.
Shes
Sheesh*
Sean’s looks are 150% out of 100
Jack in bitlife: born
His parents: let's split up gang!
HAHAHA
Aight imma head out
Just like mine!
jacksepticeye hi Jack :)
Good idea we can comer more ground that way
“My parents got divorced because I was too ugly”
Me: oh, I mean same 😂
Saria Cheadle and i oop-
@@zejaffa8785 *-SKSKSKS-*-
My dad went to get milk 10 yrs ago
Lian Cao my friend has been playing hide and seek with her dad for 19 years now, he’s a pro
Green Lemonade but spoopier sksksksk and I oop
My last name being O’Toole and having to grow up being called a “tool” or a “tool box” really brought back some wonderful childhood experiences 😂😂
Jack: WHAT! I'm 3 and I'm already dealing with my parents divorce!
Me: **sharp inhale**
Jack: “is born”
Dad: “you’re on yer own Karen”
its isabella
Isabella*
Paddy: first kiss
Looks: aight ima head out
Dad: "we are getting divorced"
Mum: "wait what?!-"
Dad: "I can't do this anymore, see that? That right there ain't no baby. It's a fucking Yoda clone"
In England, we say *"snitches end up in ditches"* it's much more effective when trying to shut someone up.
Jack: “You know what? We’re not living the life we already had!!”
Game: aight I mean, whatever you say...
*parents get divorced*
FUCKING LEGENDARY
Jack "I'ma be so cute"
Once he's born
"I'm the one who got my parents divorced"
Listening to jack say he’s gonna break someone’s ankle while sounding like a baby is a cure for depression
4:15 "Your mother has married your new stepfather, John Murray, a 28-year old trucker
4:41 "My mother married John Murray, a 27-year old trucker"
jack: mum, do you think im ugly
Mother: *starts running away*
No it was the dad
Also jack: *why* *are* *you* *running* 😂
"We have a baby sister already! Jesus Christ. Mother, calm down!"
Best quote
With 9 :D
even though his character was 8 *cough*
IM THE *REAL* SANS
Nah man. It’s “nobody has sex with my mother and gets away with it”
Nah man. It’s “nobody has sex with my mother and gets away with it”
I'd say that your real life face rating would be a 100% rating cause not only that you're a rad person in my opinion, even though we never met yet, but cause you're also yourself and a really kind man and I still love you as a friend to me and always have the hopes of either meeting you or someone like you in person😊❤
Don't worry Jack, your looks are 10000000000% BEAUTIFUL
Jack's Irish accent normally: 10%
Jack's Irish accent playing bitlife: 65%
Jack's Irish accent with his Irish friends: 1,000%
Facts
FaUauUuauaûàÜÀux
Jacks looks: 87%
Haha I sick o ur
Jacks accent when he’s with pewds:1%
All these years later, and I barely realized that the baby has the same birthday as me- hello from 2024
Face of Jack (then and now): 1000000/10.
You're one good-looking dude.
Jack: wait why my look's going down??
Puberty:allow me to introduce myself
He should play this again, try winning the Jacksepticeye challenge
Jack is the best RUclipsr I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched many RUclipsrs.
I rate your face as a 74%
jack: “why can’t i do anything?”
also jack: *blatantly ignores the activities tab*
Well fuck you
@@kelondre2818 you suck bro. Get a life
Jacks looks are 5000000 out of one
When he was 8, his teachers name was Mrs. McLaughlin.
Nice
Straight 100% on the looks man
Also, is it just me or did he use a little more of that Irish flare in this video 😂
John: Attacks you with a laser blaster but miss
Every stormtrooper ever: First time?
😂😂😂😂
Loool
How can jack get a low rating on his face when he’s heckin adorable
it's called rng
Simp
jack: "i will get a og one time"
also jack:"cats are just better
was that supposed to be an eric cartman impression?
I loved it
"Your mother and father ended their relationship"
"Ok"
Chocolotta Kat I was gonna like but the likes are at 69 so...
Honestly me when my parents separated
*Jacks mom and dad breaks up*
*stepfather comes*
Jack: hi *dude*
"It's Aries season."
No, Jack, they got it right. Aries season ends on April 21 and Taurus season starts.
Oh no Jack. Your character is what we call in the South a "bless your heart" baby
Seán: "No one has sex with my mother and gets away with it."
William: *Did exactly that*
Lmao
LMAO
I mean his dad that divorced his mom did unless that’s his name but I don’t think so
Rock
@@chipdoesstuffstudio3408 Paper
Jack: "what is going on with my tiny 13 year old body?"
**Puberty enters the chat**
**Puberty has been Kicked by Majority Vote**
*@@King_Luigi Uknown rez forgot what majority vote is please tell him*
I was having a extremely bad day and this video made me laughed a lot so thx a lot Jack I'm from the UK by the way
Jacksepticeye face rating:
100/10 bro you perfect 👌
Jack: "welcome to your life."
Me: Wow my life sucks.
How does it suck to be one st you are the cutest one of them all
Paddy: *is at 25% looks*
Puberty:
*Im about to end this whole mans career*
Lol
jacks stays
health 98%
smarts 76%
happienes 100%
looks 'CLEARS THROUGHT'...
yes
Paddy and I share a birthday, never been more honored
Jacksepticeye -
"Let's start a life together"
Thousands of young girls all faint.
including me
FBI OPEN UP
POLICE OPEN UP
Jp G. MEME POLICE OPEN UP
Chris la due so glad I'm lesbian lol
Jack: Takes 18 minutes to age 5 years
Me: go through 30 life’s in 18 minutes
Literally me
Nugget Lover lives*
XD
That’s me
Lewis Sangster I honestly take my time
Jack: My parents got divorced when I was three… I’m probably not going to grow up to be great.
Me: whose parents also got divorced when I was three 🫣
Sean McLoughlin
Happiness: Probably 90/100% you look happy dude
Health: 97%
Smarts: 83%
Looks: 79/80%
Jack: *Is ugly*
Parents: *Let's split up gang*
@@marc2653 he ment the in the game
Just like the simulations
@@marc2653 what??
Tbh by
Jacksepticeye isn't ugly lol
When anything bad happens around Paddy
Sean: It’s the face isn’t it
lol
lol
how the Irish talk:
''Hey lads, what's the craic?''
''We're havin' spuds for supper tonight''
''What are ye doin'?''
Vs. everyone else:
''Hi guys, what's up?''
''We're having potatoes for dinner tonight''
''What are you doing?''
you forgot the "INSTANTLY REGRETS IT" or "NOT CLICKBAIT"
Jack: happy
Parents: divorce
School bully: good choice
Paddy: *Has crush on Ava and joins the soccer team*
Ava's Ankles: *_*Sweating Profusely*_*
HAHAHAHA
Riley Bowers that is the best comment I ever saw on Jack’s channel
BEST COMMENT
DEAR GOD
😂😂
Things got weirder in reality, some guy dated his teacher and became the real world president of France.
Do ya knows. What funny as soon as I clicked this video I got a add about bit life lol
“I see this as an absolute loss”
I see this reference as an absolute win
Jack: a baby sister already? Jesus woman, calm down.
*It has been 8 years jack*
Yukata Girls (YGS) lol
Omg ya
@Andrew Stout either way it's been long enough
Yukata Girls (YGS) I’m the 400th like
Mom:im preganant
Me: :/
Sean:
Happiness 100%
Health 90%
Smarts 45%
Looks 2% (lol)
Seans looks are breaking the scales
Jack: “We are in school what can we do in school”
Also jack: *breaks crush’s ankle while playing a “game”*
He doesn't break his crushes ankle stupid
@@Stonedmush531 are ya sure about tht
YA BASIC MEXICAN KID! andy he did irl he did a video on it
YA BASIC MEXICAN KID! andy He did a video about the time he broke his crush’s ankles.
@@Stonedmush531 .. he literally did
Jack: "Rate my face in the comments area below..."
My initial thought: "infinity%"
Jack: "...it had better be high or my self-esteem won't be able to handle it"
My answer: "infinity times infinity %"
🙄
I was going to rate it 80% then I saw that and I'm like ehhhh.....35% is finnne!
69 likes
every time jack makes a video he greats us with his gorgous beard
3:16 "Relationships with my mother and father are good."
Mom and dad: *Are you sure about that?*
I love how Jack picks on Kyle and then immediately goes to flirt with his sister
Ha lol
Exactly what I would have done.
I would have done the same!
Jack: “See this...” *pointing at face* “I didn’t get anywhere in life because of my good looks that’s for feckin’ sure.”
jack:TOP OF MORNING
me:jack we need to talk
Sean’s looks are 1000000000000000000000 out of 100
Is it just me or did Jack seem way more Irish in this video 😂
Princess Hely I know right 😂😂
Lol
*AH GOOD LAD*
I was scrolling through the comments just to see someone say this I was thinking the same thing lol
No it’s just u
Jack: rate my face
Nobody:
That one guy: 100%
100% ugly in bit life. Jack has bad luck in bitlife 🤣
Beat me to it
dark assassins I say its 200% hes one mother faking hot guy
That's me