Should I Keep The Baby?! - BitLife
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Should I keep the baby or not? My girlfriend got pregnant and I don't know what to do in BitLife
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Seán: Why does everything I love leave me?
Evelien: *confused girlfriend noises*
Abby Dean
Stacy: *ignores him*
I miss the Wiishu 😔
Slade I did too.... but ev has a cat 😏
@@Skoirn Same but like. New gf Is pretty great. And cat. ♡
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Jack: "Life is going great in bit life right now."
Not even a minute later: "your wife suffered a second trimester miscarriage and lost the baby."
JODisHere oh okay-
Great representation of real life
A tragedy in four Acts, by Jack-(now sad)-Septiceye
I like how the response was... "OK"
Bit life: exists
Sean: *IrIsH aCcEnT iNtEnSiFiEs*
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Jack: **is at 100% health, happiness, and smarts**
The game: _Im Gonna Do What’s Called A Pro-Gamer Move_
Oof
more like a pro game move
*lol* -I hate this- _I LOVE THIS_
“should we try and steal a car? Or is that going to far.”
“S H O U L D W E M U R D E R S O M E O N E ?”
Ikr 😂
"H E L L Y E A H W I L L J O I N Y O U."
*Too......... hehehehehe sorry
Yes
What do u mean we
"Ah for feck sake Ciara"
You can't get more Irish than that!
EmSprollie ah that’s a fecking useless comment ya filthy rotten stukey lanner
EmSprollie ikr me and my brother had a talk about hulk Hogan’s 24 inch pothole then I died
@@JODRecaps burritooooooo
@@JODRecaps I saw part of your stream
@@JODRecaps seems like ur the new JustinY but ur only level 1 right now
Jack: “should we steal a car? is that going too far??”
literally 3 seconds later;
Jack: *let’s murder someone*
I think anti may have taken over for a second
I thought he was gonna do that the first time when he was like "i want to start small *long pause and grinning*". And then he just ended up pickpocketing
replied at 999 likes also yeah that's amazing
It’s sean
@@nugget_god_of_hand bruh we know
game: *says anything about an animal*
Sean: *"I HAVE A CAT NOW! I'M A CAT DAD!"*
💕so pure💕
so purr :(
Except the fact that he murdered a lot of people.
xXTheRubyMoonGachaXx 32 that’s besides the point🤣
@@treasured_stone7479 Lol I can imagine if Paddy got caught;
" It was Anti, I swear! "
-xXThe Moonless MidnightXx- m
Bitlife: "she bruised your ankle"
Jackscepticeye: *what is she 6 years old*
*Remebers when he mutilated his crushes ankle*
Thank you for using the term "Mutilated," no better one.
"jackscepticeye"
@Jolfrost
There was nothing wrong with his spelling
I mean jack was basically 6 when that happened lol
@@nightmaremx septic not sceptic so jolfrost is right!
*When the baby died*
He was like father to me
@@keylime05 he was my only son
When your kid is more mature than you
@@aeidanburns7406 he was definitely like father to me
He was like a father to me I loved him like my son
good job bro it is a really nice one :D
"Your cat died after ingesting antifreeze."
Anti kills Silver the cat
Oml I didnt think about it that way
I don't get it
UmbreonTwinkle Do you know Seàn’s Alter ego, Antisepticeye? If not, look him up!
UmbreonTwinkle
WWWHHHAAAA????? YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANTISEPTICEYE? THE HUMAN TURTLE???
@@karmak5461 ....the human turtle? Explain
jack: "im the happiest, healthiest, smartest man alive!"
*few moments later*
bitlife: miscarriage your wife Ciara suffered a second- trimester miscarriage and lost the baby!
jack: ...why...
This man needs a hug
The balcony's right there
Jack: Has a breakdown because his BitLife wife had a miscarriage
His outro: *ChRiStMaS HapPinEsS InTeNSiFieS*
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
McKenna ciaras favourite food is son died tomatao
Ikr
@@marciforgacs4624 oh nooooo God I just got it _noooooooooo_
Happiness: 100%
Health: 98%
Smarts: 92%
Looks: 50%
*IRISH: 999999999999%*
Yes
Yes
Goes to bar and orders drink
"You can't have that, you're under age"
"Yes I can. I'm an honorary 29 year old"
"Oh of course. Sorry for the mistake."
lmao
Great PFP.
@@paragonpoints8420 Thanks lol
You're*
@Alexander Heinz there's*
Jack: *"Support and love her unconditionally"*
*Everyone liked that*
Sad Jack: "I can't.. I can't do this. Turn the camera off. Go! Go!"
Video: *Plays very up-beat music to Jacks loss*
Hello
Jack: "Life is going well right now"
Also Jack: "Time to do a crime"
And then he's all like "stealing a car.. is that too far? Maybe we should murder someone"
@@JODRecaps just stfu dude your litterly getting annoying are you trying to become a meme. I don't see your goal doing this. Let's just prove you don't got a life
default skin chill.
Jack: “Are you flirting with me Robyn?”
*Robin while editing jacks videos:* sexy man 3:45
Robyn(in the game) did to Jack, what he did to his childhood crush... karma.
@@JODRecaps i don't see your goal with this
What's even funnier is that Jack said to make your boss like you you have to pay them compliments and suck up, and then Robin said it
Wrong time stamp
@Poo Poo look under the facecam at the time stamp
jack: You're 29.
me: but i'm fiftee-
jack: You're all honorary 29 year olds.
I am 11 -_-
I am 13
The Crystal Of Shattering YT Boi me too
@@NuhUhBitch777 COPPA would like to know your location.
but im 12...
oh god
*This* is Jack’s average viewer base?
I’m honestly surprised.
"Do not think that your too cool to not wear ear plugs at concerts"
Don't worry Jack, going to a concert requires money and some socializing skills. And I have neither of those 😀
lol
SAME
Felt that
That’s hallarious
My social skills: -37477383747575758
My money: 40$
Jacksepticeye: Wants us to take care of our ears
Also Jacksepticeye: Inserts ear-piercing ringing noise into the video
Actually no, that would be Robin. (Sorry Robin)
Yeah that’d just be Robin lmao 😂
Wish I didn't wore headphones while watching this video...
@@onbekend1631 Same. Especially at high volume
These nuts
Film: " Spilling the Tea"
Jack: "A James Charles short story"
LMAO!
We share a name lololol.
*has 62,000 in the bank*
"I'm not financially stable for a wedding"
Jack: [has perfect life, extremely happy and healthy, smart and above average looks]
Also Jack: *its time to commit a crime*
@@JODRecaps i dont see your goal doing this
*Bitlife* : here is a baby
*Jack* : yay
*Bitlife* : sorry it's dead
*Chase* : why does everything I love leave me
It hurts....
*YIKES*
Thats what i was thinking
I feel sorry for Chase
Aww... Poor Jack. He got so sad that he just ended the video. R.I.P Jacks baby.
Yikes forever
Sean: “I’m a keeeeen little eyed irishman!”
Also Sean: **wears glasses**
Kiera Skinner he just said it as I read this comment
He looks good with glasses , they suit him
Beedy eyed
JJSP XD I agree!
Nah Bro Haha
"Kicking me in the ankles, what are you six?" Forgets about his own experiences with crushes and ankles
Jack reading this comment: “fair enough”
*"Im cat dad now" - jacksepticeye*
_Everybody liked That_
Edit: 725 likes
_Sharkboisempai Liked That_
I remember him saying he's allergic to cats.
I'm glad I'm not allergic to dogs or cats. If i was, i couldn't play and cuddle with my jack Russell. And him talking about his cat makes me a bit sad. I miss my cat Carolina.
@BEST BOIII 3000 He assumed he was allergic to cats, because he would sneeze around them when he was smaller, but he never checked with a doctor to see if he was actually allergic.
Turns out he’s not actually allergic to cats- only a sensitivity that has disappeared quickly once he hung around BB more. :)
not me fuck.dogs
@@JODRecaps Woah. Okay. You just replied to my comment. eCxUsE mE wHaT tHe fUcK
"You're 29 years old too" well actually I am, thank you for noticing, almost exactly six months shy of 30
Same!
Well you’re 30 now! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!
Congratulations on the 30s
Lol
@@nathansmith4344 lmao
"You're happy, you're healty, it's time to do a crime"
_Jacksepticeye - 2019_
Ozmel 146 you're picture fits so well with this quote
Jack: "Do you know who you are?"
Me: "A child just chilling in my bedroom and watching some jacksepticeye-"
Jack: "Get your life together."
lol yes
*Me, not hearing my tinnitus cause i'm used to it and can ignore it now*
Jack's editor's: *Insert the sound I could ignore before*
Thanks for making me aware of the ringing now.
Same.......
Thank god im not the only one. Its like this faint ringing always there but when i least expect it, it just gets extremely loud. Like "hey just so you know i havent left yet
lol same here
I have it too due to infections I always got as a kid and the fact that my eardrum busted lmao
Lol....same
Sean: plays bad sound he hears in his ears that means he has ear problems
Me: scared cuz I hear that sound a lot in my ears
I'm like that too. And i have that too but, its only when there is no noise what so ever.
Better see a doctor then!
UmbreonTwinkle you’ll be happy to know that hearing that ringing when there is no noise is actually normal. My mom is a doctor she told me this.
I thought I was just either going deaf or about to die so that's nice to know
Someone: Sean's Irish accent is kind of fading....
Me: *shows them this video*
Them: I stand corrected.
r/thathappened
@@allenbolt r/thatprobablydidnthappen
@A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out nice username
@@JODRecaps Why do I always see you??
I feel like Seán has been EXTRA Irish in this playthrough and it's grand
"You don't want the orange, you want the green"
Irish War of Independence, colourised
Jack: plays the sound of ears ringing
Me: *ears start ringing *
Me: God damb i-
Same i heard that sound sometimes aaaaaa
i’ve had tinnitus my whole life and i thought other people were like that too
damb?? wtf is damb its damn
@@benjaminruthiewicz7324 well correcting people is dum
Like your AC logo
Jack: “no stealing a car is a lot...
...HoW abOuT wE MurDeR sOMeoNe?”
@Neurkrotic In bitlife or in real life? Because if in real life, r/thathappened
Guy With A Good Point don’t link subreddits outside of reddit
"If people don't like my posts online how will I know they like me at all?"
*i f e l t t h a t*
jack: everything is going great in bitlife!
jack 2 minutes later: *it’s a sad day in bitlife...*
no one:
sean: **finds anyway to bring up the fact that he has a cat now**
He’s a proud cat dad indeed
BB is beautiful baby boy.
catto is best catto
Me: here for it
felix's fans before: 9 year olds
felix's fans now: 19 year olds
jack's fans from 11:53 - onwards: 29 year olds
what in the world is your about section..
We can legally drink now
Doodle pretzel dick n balls n penis n also nuts
Damn I didn't want to be almost thirty yet
???
"First my dog then my cat"
His mom: *ultra ultimate Bruh sound*
Jack: "Why does everyone i love leave me"
Me: "I'm starting to have Chase vibes"
TheBlueDragon what is chase about even
@@lareina9316 he is supposed to be a dad but his wife left him and she took the kids so he is just this lonely dad
oh ok, thanks. That makes a little more sense
@@lareina9316 np
Oof...
Jack: “people love dogs and dog lovers”
Also jack: “lets see our relationships”
Me: realises how silvers love for him went down to orange 😂😂😂
Seán: "Your ears are really important!"
Also Seán: **has made a career out of yelling on RUclips at levels borderline uncomfortable to listen to**
TheIrishninjas he’s not that loud now tho
If you think hes loud now for the love of the Irish flag do not go back and watch his early videos lol
12:13 this got too real lol, and now its looking like mark's gonna win
they fucking predicted it!!!
that was too scary lol
Sean: "i'm looking into the camera as if I'm engaged to you"
me: *"dats illegal!!!!!!"*
Time stamp?
@@HolyCrimin 9:24
Same lol
No, you're 29.
@@gruby5478 thnx
Jack: "gives cat spinach"
me as intellectual: "but doesnt cat deserve a little bit salami?"
no, they deserve a little bit a salami
They deserve little a* salami
Jack: You’re all honorary 29-year-olds.
Me: **confused teen screaming**
*"Oh feck it, I planned the weddin' anyway!"*
*- Jacksepticeye2k19*
Jack: "Im half a potato and half George Clooney"
Me: so George Clooney is the ugly one right ?
yup
JODisHere big daddy eight thoughts
All potatoes are beautiful
Tymac gaming imagine stealing a joke a day after the original gets posted, heh kinda shitty of you bro
@@alastorbutwithagun Tymac gaming posted this comment a day earlier than can I get 10,000 subscribers without videos. 4 days ago is earlier than 3 days ago you dumbass.
Jack:Life is good in BitLife
"2 seconds later"
Also Jack:Life is bad in BitLife
Sean: "My ears hurt, take care of your ears"
Also the Editor: **DEMONIC SCREECHING**
They both have tinnitus so the editor was putting an example in the video, it wasn't demonic screeching,
Video: **tinnitus**
me: **realizes that it won’t go away** *oh.*
jack at the end: *crying*
auto generated subtitles: *[Applause]*
Honorary 29 year old me: Oh thanks Jack
Jack: Have you figured out what you are yet?
Me: Uh- *gay panic*
Jack: turn the camera off
Also jack : "punches camera"
Sean: “You’re an honorary 29”
Me: I NEED TO FIND A JOB!!!!!
Sèan: I'm looking at the camera as if I'm engaged to you
Me: *getting Cleverbot Evie flashbacks*
You spelled "Seán" wrong for feck sake, you said:
*Old* :I'm looking at the camera as if I'm engaged to you
@@daveisgod2444 oh no a spelling mistake! I really worry if you have to face REAL problems
Jack: I'm the smartest happiest healthiest man on earth
10 seconds later
**your wife suffered a miscarriage and lost the baby**
_well that escalated quickly_
Imagine owning an aggressive dog just to have it tamed and befriended by a *buff mailman*
"Should we steal a car?.. or would that be too far.."
"Maybe we can murder someone"
Yes Jack, this way tamer than stealing a car
You heard it here first everyone
*Jacksepticeye is the first man to get pregnant*
Aww
Dont tell him but im giving the baby shoes they will look cute on him
Here*
@@laylax2672 Here*
@@notstephen4225 here*
Jack: EVERYTHINGS GOING SO GOOD
*not even a second later*
Jack: NOOOOOOOOO
Jack: We can't afford a wedding!
Jack 2 seconds later: Spends €1,000 on a job recruiter just to immediately deny the offer
"I'll keep this baby"
My mom when she picked me from the local trashcan
Are you the real water sheep or were you sent in by the almighty god of water sheep
Derpy Gamer 21 LOL
Aleula Ik it’s not funny but when I don’t say that funny then I receive hate like like F*** OFF
Aleula jeez that’s just taking things to far it’s a channel name ok doesn’t mean anything
😒
“You are suffering from the flu”
Me, curled up in front of a fire with a blanket, a trash can, and a box or tissues: No, Really?
ROFL Ladybug! Alhough if you are suffering from the flu, get well soon ^.^. I already went through that crap and a virus...winter just kicked my ass this year.
I hope you get better soon. I never had the flu but i had flu like symptoms once from food poisoning. It was a horrible night for me.
UmbreonTwinkle Yeah it goes hard through my town every year and I’ve been lucky to avoid it the last 2 but no luck this year, been out of commission for a week now. I hope you never get it.
*”EVE why don’t you like me???”*
I do like you Jack 😭
same :D
You just earned a new like. xD
Thats one of the best comments ever.
Paddy's life: Married, owns a house, 100% happy and healthy.
Jack: *I t h i n k i t ' s t i m e t o d o a c r i m e*
19:27
"life is going great in bitlife right now"
"This is wonderful. Everthing is coming-"
"My cat's still dead"
Paddys Happiness is at 100%
Me: Well he’s been watching meme time
*ITS MEME TIME*
WHEN THERES 2 REPLIES BUT IT ONLY SAYS VIEW *REPLY* AND NOT REPLIES
@@galaxythewolf9847 *GATHER ALL YOUR FREINDS! ITS MEME TIME ITS MEME TIME!*
@@AuthorSharuru*ITS MEME TIME! THE ONLY CURE FOR SADNESS*
"Should we try to rob a car, or is that going to far?"
*Literally 2 seconds later*
"Maybe we should murder someone..."
- Jacksepticeye, puts belongings above lives
A true capitalist
Unborn Baby was like father to me
I loved him like my son
Jack: life is going grate in BitLife
Jack a few seconds later: it's a sad day in BitLife
*great
Great dumbass
@@mma-insight8032 Grammer, Please?
Felix: 9 year old
Felix: 19 year old
Jack: 29 years old
It's all coming together
“Fatty pitz Patrick’s”
Great name, great name.
True true
BitLife: _she bruised your ankle_
Jack: what is she six?
Me: uh jackyboi you broke your crush’s ankle 😐
Why does everything I love always leave me?"
He thought about killing someone because they bruised his ankle.
"I'M NOT FINANCIALLY STABLE!"
_-the man with €64K_
Robyn, possessed by the unquiet spirit of Sean's schoolboy crush: HOW DOES YOUR ANKLE LIKE IT
Jack: Should we try and steal a car? Or is that too much?
Also Jack: Should we murder someone?
Me: *Plays BitLife*
Jack: *Plays BitLife after me*
Me: *visible confusion*
Samee, I'm trying to find the version that he's playing but I can't.
@DueMagician921 ohh okay, thank you!
@@KTFOIsLaw actually is the same on android, the only difference is that he purchased the membership to have all the features and remove ads.
@@KirbyVanPelt I'm on the latest android bitlife app and I have full premium bitizenship but there are features in his bitlife app that are not included 😂 This made me so irritated I stopped playing the app and waited for another update. Then try again.
@@JODRecaps quality stream lol
Sean: First my dog, now my cat
Also Sean: *completely forgets about his mother*
Sean: "I know what's going on"
1 second later: "What are my relationships?"
I can’t get over the fact that he say “tousand” instead of thousand
And he says 'cam' instead of calm...
It's called an Irish accent-
Lauren Yonker yeah I know it just was funny to me ;D
Charlotte S he's irish
Jack: "If your too good looking people don't trust ya"
Also Jack: "You don't want to be too smart no one will trust ya"
Jack : "Shes demanding I get married ! We do it when I say
Me : *Accidentally presses skip 10*
Jack : "So were having the wedding at the beach"
@@JODRecaps umm what
@Wrestling Spots He’s a spambot that just won’t leave. Very annoying. :/
@@dianamaioru497 he's not a bot. His latest video is about him commenting that for 10 hours.
@Blake Cacini He still has been spamming this comment section for the past 2 week, replying to every second comment with the same message. (He changes it every video.) It’s beyond frustrating when he continues to do so after so many people have told him to stop.
@@dianamaioru497 I don't see how this is *"beyond frustrating"*
Séan:"Life is going great on bitlife "
Bitlife:" You're baby is death"
game : find somebody to love
Sean: NO
“Should I steal a car or is that going to far...should I murder someone?”
i love how much more prominent his irish accent comes out
Jack: “Life is going great in BitLife”
Miscarriage: *I exist*
Jack: My medical system is better than america's
Also Jack: My doctor wont get back to me
Americans: *Epic*
Why?
Yay we all get to deteriorate together
Jack: “70% of you is mental”
Me: “I am 100% mental haha”
your all brains
No
Jackaboi TV I’m all crazy
Wouldn’t that be heavy?
jack: "you're all 29"
me: but im 18
jack: "you're all almost 30 gotta get your life in order"
me: o..k?
‘you’re happy,
you’re healthy,
you’re married,
and then you steal a car and have no repercussions’
Jack:everything is going great!:
Bitlife: think again sunny boy!
Jack: “You just to pay them compliments and suck up.”
Sees- “Editors Note: Sexy Man
Me: Nicccce 👍
Wait what xD what time stamp? Edit: Nevermind, I found it. It's at 3:46 LOL
JODisHere why are you everywhere??
Clara David he does live streams of him commenting things for 10 hours straight