Should I Keep The Baby?! - BitLife

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  • Should I keep the baby or not? My girlfriend got pregnant and I don't know what to do in BitLife
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  • @abbydean2303
    @abbydean2303 4 года назад +1385

    Seán: Why does everything I love leave me?
    Evelien: *confused girlfriend noises*

    • @violetmajesty
      @violetmajesty 4 года назад +23

      Abby Dean
      Stacy: *ignores him*

    • @Skoirn
      @Skoirn 4 года назад +3

      I miss the Wiishu 😔

    • @yourenotmycat
      @yourenotmycat 4 года назад +2

      Slade I did too.... but ev has a cat 😏

    • @pixnyx9836
      @pixnyx9836 4 года назад +10

      @@Skoirn Same but like. New gf Is pretty great. And cat. ♡

    • @javenyeo2072
      @javenyeo2072 4 года назад +1

      666 likes

  • @braydentheman9428
    @braydentheman9428 4 года назад +1004

    Jack: "Life is going great in bit life right now."
    Not even a minute later: "your wife suffered a second trimester miscarriage and lost the baby."

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 4 года назад +1

      JODisHere oh okay-

    • @weirdoontheweb
      @weirdoontheweb 4 года назад +7

      Great representation of real life

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 года назад +3

      A tragedy in four Acts, by Jack-(now sad)-Septiceye

    • @tearoup734
      @tearoup734 4 года назад +2

      I like how the response was... "OK"

  • @jahsonsburner
    @jahsonsburner 4 года назад +834

    Bit life: exists
    Sean: *IrIsH aCcEnT iNtEnSiFiEs*

  • @Spherz
    @Spherz 4 года назад +1619

    Jack: **is at 100% health, happiness, and smarts**
    The game: _Im Gonna Do What’s Called A Pro-Gamer Move_

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 4 года назад +3092

    “should we try and steal a car? Or is that going to far.”
    “S H O U L D W E M U R D E R S O M E O N E ?”

  • @EmSprollie
    @EmSprollie 4 года назад +590

    "Ah for feck sake Ciara"
    You can't get more Irish than that!

    • @coolerthanyoufilms7438
      @coolerthanyoufilms7438 4 года назад +7

      EmSprollie ah that’s a fecking useless comment ya filthy rotten stukey lanner

    • @EpicGamer-ty8ot
      @EpicGamer-ty8ot 4 года назад

      EmSprollie ikr me and my brother had a talk about hulk Hogan’s 24 inch pothole then I died

    • @EmSprollie
      @EmSprollie 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps burritooooooo

    • @connelevish3797
      @connelevish3797 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps I saw part of your stream

    • @u.m.rcentral868
      @u.m.rcentral868 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps seems like ur the new JustinY but ur only level 1 right now

  • @sheeshburger-go4qd
    @sheeshburger-go4qd 4 года назад +1585

    Jack: “should we steal a car? is that going too far??”
    literally 3 seconds later;
    Jack: *let’s murder someone*

    • @samanthadreemurr8512
      @samanthadreemurr8512 4 года назад +24

      I think anti may have taken over for a second

    • @celwen308
      @celwen308 4 года назад +5

      I thought he was gonna do that the first time when he was like "i want to start small *long pause and grinning*". And then he just ended up pickpocketing

    • @gamegator1048
      @gamegator1048 3 года назад +2

      replied at 999 likes also yeah that's amazing

    • @nugget_god_of_hand
      @nugget_god_of_hand 3 года назад

      It’s sean

    • @gamegator1048
      @gamegator1048 3 года назад

      @@nugget_god_of_hand bruh we know

  • @treasured_stone7479
    @treasured_stone7479 4 года назад +1018

    game: *says anything about an animal*
    Sean: *"I HAVE A CAT NOW! I'M A CAT DAD!"*
    💕so pure💕

    • @Lemuriam
      @Lemuriam 4 года назад +10

      so purr :(

    • @strawberrilemnade9530
      @strawberrilemnade9530 4 года назад +10

      Except the fact that he murdered a lot of people.

    • @treasured_stone7479
      @treasured_stone7479 4 года назад +6

      xXTheRubyMoonGachaXx 32 that’s besides the point🤣

    • @strawberrilemnade9530
      @strawberrilemnade9530 4 года назад +8

      @@treasured_stone7479 Lol I can imagine if Paddy got caught;
      " It was Anti, I swear! "

    • @shadovortex136
      @shadovortex136 4 года назад

      -xXThe Moonless MidnightXx- m

  • @thekrackenx
    @thekrackenx 4 года назад +2800

    Bitlife: "she bruised your ankle"
    Jackscepticeye: *what is she 6 years old*
    *Remebers when he mutilated his crushes ankle*

    • @jacobsimon4358
      @jacobsimon4358 4 года назад +58

      Thank you for using the term "Mutilated," no better one.

    • @raikou7788
      @raikou7788 4 года назад +16

      "jackscepticeye"

    • @nightmaremx
      @nightmaremx 4 года назад +9

      @Jolfrost
      There was nothing wrong with his spelling

    • @LikeASirr4231
      @LikeASirr4231 4 года назад +11

      I mean jack was basically 6 when that happened lol

    • @sxft_bxbie
      @sxft_bxbie 4 года назад +11

      @@nightmaremx septic not sceptic so jolfrost is right!

  • @prodigy1654
    @prodigy1654 4 года назад +2076

    *When the baby died*
    He was like father to me

    • @prodigy1654
      @prodigy1654 4 года назад +17

      @@keylime05 he was my only son

    • @aeidanburns7406
      @aeidanburns7406 4 года назад +30

      When your kid is more mature than you

    • @prodigy1654
      @prodigy1654 4 года назад +19

      @@aeidanburns7406 he was definitely like father to me

    • @eepmew
      @eepmew 4 года назад +17

      He was like a father to me I loved him like my son

    • @justsomeguywithgreyhair1824
      @justsomeguywithgreyhair1824 4 года назад +3

      good job bro it is a really nice one :D

  • @pierrejohnson6891
    @pierrejohnson6891 4 года назад +669

    "Your cat died after ingesting antifreeze."
    Anti kills Silver the cat

    • @breebree5936
      @breebree5936 4 года назад +8

      Oml I didnt think about it that way

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 4 года назад

      I don't get it

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 4 года назад +4

      UmbreonTwinkle Do you know Seàn’s Alter ego, Antisepticeye? If not, look him up!

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 4 года назад +8

      UmbreonTwinkle
      WWWHHHAAAA????? YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANTISEPTICEYE? THE HUMAN TURTLE???

    • @taylorgreen9929
      @taylorgreen9929 4 года назад +2

      @@karmak5461 ....the human turtle? Explain

  • @eviespirit
    @eviespirit 4 года назад +528

    jack: "im the happiest, healthiest, smartest man alive!"
    *few moments later*
    bitlife: miscarriage your wife Ciara suffered a second- trimester miscarriage and lost the baby!
    jack: ...why...

  • @angelicoasis2755
    @angelicoasis2755 4 года назад +976

    Jack: Has a breakdown because his BitLife wife had a miscarriage
    His outro: *ChRiStMaS HapPinEsS InTeNSiFieS*

  • @indianpotato7114
    @indianpotato7114 4 года назад +129

    Happiness: 100%
    Health: 98%
    Smarts: 92%
    Looks: 50%
    *IRISH: 999999999999%*

  • @chaseevans3529
    @chaseevans3529 4 года назад +732

    Goes to bar and orders drink
    "You can't have that, you're under age"
    "Yes I can. I'm an honorary 29 year old"
    "Oh of course. Sorry for the mistake."

  • @rockandroll4482
    @rockandroll4482 3 года назад +132

    Jack: *"Support and love her unconditionally"*
    *Everyone liked that*

  • @revenant5142
    @revenant5142 4 года назад +234

    Sad Jack: "I can't.. I can't do this. Turn the camera off. Go! Go!"
    Video: *Plays very up-beat music to Jacks loss*

  • @kayleighstevenson
    @kayleighstevenson 4 года назад +230

    Jack: "Life is going well right now"
    Also Jack: "Time to do a crime"

    • @charlottepx1707
      @charlottepx1707 4 года назад +2

      And then he's all like "stealing a car.. is that too far? Maybe we should murder someone"

    • @gayboy5598
      @gayboy5598 4 года назад +2

      @@JODRecaps just stfu dude your litterly getting annoying are you trying to become a meme. I don't see your goal doing this. Let's just prove you don't got a life

    • @kashewnutt2352
      @kashewnutt2352 4 года назад

      default skin chill.

  • @makayla6963
    @makayla6963 4 года назад +765

    Jack: “Are you flirting with me Robyn?”
    *Robin while editing jacks videos:* sexy man 3:45

    • @ethanfeeler946
      @ethanfeeler946 4 года назад +46

      Robyn(in the game) did to Jack, what he did to his childhood crush... karma.

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 года назад +8

      @@JODRecaps i don't see your goal with this

    • @daddycloyster4896
      @daddycloyster4896 4 года назад +8

      What's even funnier is that Jack said to make your boss like you you have to pay them compliments and suck up, and then Robin said it

    • @meme_lord0118
      @meme_lord0118 4 года назад

      Wrong time stamp

    • @cinnas0ul
      @cinnas0ul 4 года назад +2

      @Poo Poo look under the facecam at the time stamp

  • @phoenixharrell2771
    @phoenixharrell2771 4 года назад +1240

    jack: You're 29.
    me: but i'm fiftee-
    jack: You're all honorary 29 year olds.

    • @NuhUhBitch777
      @NuhUhBitch777 4 года назад +17

      I am 11 -_-

    • @135adham3
      @135adham3 4 года назад +22

      I am 13

    • @plushybones
      @plushybones 4 года назад +6

      The Crystal Of Shattering YT Boi me too

    • @swoopiea-1241
      @swoopiea-1241 4 года назад +17

      @@NuhUhBitch777 COPPA would like to know your location.
      but im 12...
      oh god

    • @BananaSlayer_
      @BananaSlayer_ 4 года назад +27

      *This* is Jack’s average viewer base?
      I’m honestly surprised.

  • @ispentalldayatYT
    @ispentalldayatYT 4 года назад +457

    "Do not think that your too cool to not wear ear plugs at concerts"
    Don't worry Jack, going to a concert requires money and some socializing skills. And I have neither of those 😀

  • @basthena8452
    @basthena8452 4 года назад +397

    Jacksepticeye: Wants us to take care of our ears
    Also Jacksepticeye: Inserts ear-piercing ringing noise into the video

    • @frankie4582
      @frankie4582 4 года назад +22

      Actually no, that would be Robin. (Sorry Robin)

    • @reeseb1205
      @reeseb1205 4 года назад +5

      Yeah that’d just be Robin lmao 😂

    • @onbekend1631
      @onbekend1631 4 года назад +1

      Wish I didn't wore headphones while watching this video...

    • @basthena8452
      @basthena8452 4 года назад +1

      @@onbekend1631 Same. Especially at high volume

    • @marilynolivet8964
      @marilynolivet8964 4 года назад

      These nuts

  • @kayleighstevenson
    @kayleighstevenson 4 года назад +329

    Film: " Spilling the Tea"
    Jack: "A James Charles short story"
    LMAO!

    • @pixnyx9836
      @pixnyx9836 4 года назад

      We share a name lololol.

  • @j.j-d
    @j.j-d 4 года назад +166

    *has 62,000 in the bank*
    "I'm not financially stable for a wedding"

  • @aidan312
    @aidan312 4 года назад +150

    Jack: [has perfect life, extremely happy and healthy, smart and above average looks]
    Also Jack: *its time to commit a crime*

    • @gayboy5598
      @gayboy5598 4 года назад +1

      @@JODRecaps i dont see your goal doing this

  • @Retolis
    @Retolis 4 года назад +245

    *Bitlife* : here is a baby
    *Jack* : yay
    *Bitlife* : sorry it's dead
    *Chase* : why does everything I love leave me

  • @kieraxskinner
    @kieraxskinner 4 года назад +536

    Sean: “I’m a keeeeen little eyed irishman!”
    Also Sean: **wears glasses**

  • @levibedford9095
    @levibedford9095 4 года назад +134

    "Kicking me in the ankles, what are you six?" Forgets about his own experiences with crushes and ankles

    • @southsdude1686
      @southsdude1686 2 года назад +2

      Jack reading this comment: “fair enough”

  • @sharkboisempai750
    @sharkboisempai750 4 года назад +760

    *"Im cat dad now" - jacksepticeye*
    _Everybody liked That_
    Edit: 725 likes
    _Sharkboisempai Liked That_

    • @CA-ev2vf
      @CA-ev2vf 4 года назад +10

      I remember him saying he's allergic to cats.

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 4 года назад +5

      I'm glad I'm not allergic to dogs or cats. If i was, i couldn't play and cuddle with my jack Russell. And him talking about his cat makes me a bit sad. I miss my cat Carolina.

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 года назад +8

      @BEST BOIII 3000 He assumed he was allergic to cats, because he would sneeze around them when he was smaller, but he never checked with a doctor to see if he was actually allergic.
      Turns out he’s not actually allergic to cats- only a sensitivity that has disappeared quickly once he hung around BB more. :)

    • @darkmessiah-minecraft9272
      @darkmessiah-minecraft9272 4 года назад

      not me fuck.dogs

    • @sharkboisempai750
      @sharkboisempai750 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps Woah. Okay. You just replied to my comment. eCxUsE mE wHaT tHe fUcK

  • @elijahmacfarland9000
    @elijahmacfarland9000 4 года назад +808

    "You're 29 years old too" well actually I am, thank you for noticing, almost exactly six months shy of 30

  • @ozmel146
    @ozmel146 4 года назад +92

    "You're happy, you're healty, it's time to do a crime"
    _Jacksepticeye - 2019_

    • @saorise28
      @saorise28 4 года назад +4

      Ozmel 146 you're picture fits so well with this quote

  • @strawberrilemnade9530
    @strawberrilemnade9530 4 года назад +92

    Jack: "Do you know who you are?"
    Me: "A child just chilling in my bedroom and watching some jacksepticeye-"
    Jack: "Get your life together."

  • @notvoran
    @notvoran 4 года назад +531

    *Me, not hearing my tinnitus cause i'm used to it and can ignore it now*
    Jack's editor's: *Insert the sound I could ignore before*
    Thanks for making me aware of the ringing now.

    • @nick-eo3bt
      @nick-eo3bt 4 года назад +11

      Same.......

    • @baileyhillis7217
      @baileyhillis7217 4 года назад +35

      Thank god im not the only one. Its like this faint ringing always there but when i least expect it, it just gets extremely loud. Like "hey just so you know i havent left yet

    • @richardw1262
      @richardw1262 4 года назад +5

      lol same here

    • @bethanymcgonigle
      @bethanymcgonigle 4 года назад +6

      I have it too due to infections I always got as a kid and the fact that my eardrum busted lmao

    • @anthieas_flowers4940
      @anthieas_flowers4940 4 года назад +4

      Lol....same

  • @strawberrymilk4124
    @strawberrymilk4124 4 года назад +71

    Sean: plays bad sound he hears in his ears that means he has ear problems
    Me: scared cuz I hear that sound a lot in my ears

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 4 года назад +6

      I'm like that too. And i have that too but, its only when there is no noise what so ever.

    • @Bumblebeerocks23
      @Bumblebeerocks23 4 года назад +1

      Better see a doctor then!

    • @konnihansen2519
      @konnihansen2519 4 года назад +6

      UmbreonTwinkle you’ll be happy to know that hearing that ringing when there is no noise is actually normal. My mom is a doctor she told me this.

    • @thatoneguymeck6803
      @thatoneguymeck6803 4 года назад +3

      I thought I was just either going deaf or about to die so that's nice to know

  • @mothkeytv
    @mothkeytv 4 года назад +309

    Someone: Sean's Irish accent is kind of fading....
    Me: *shows them this video*
    Them: I stand corrected.

    • @allenbolt
      @allenbolt 4 года назад +2

      r/thathappened

    • @daveisgod2444
      @daveisgod2444 4 года назад +2

      @@allenbolt r/thatprobablydidnthappen

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 4 года назад +1

      @A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out nice username

    • @elevnknigthegre7361
      @elevnknigthegre7361 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps Why do I always see you??

  • @Hotpink51
    @Hotpink51 4 года назад +29

    I feel like Seán has been EXTRA Irish in this playthrough and it's grand

  • @wofi784
    @wofi784 4 года назад +93

    "You don't want the orange, you want the green"
    Irish War of Independence, colourised

  • @itsjackie4563
    @itsjackie4563 4 года назад +255

    Jack: plays the sound of ears ringing
    Me: *ears start ringing *
    Me: God damb i-

    • @Reika_Kawaii
      @Reika_Kawaii 4 года назад +3

      Same i heard that sound sometimes aaaaaa

    • @jg9301
      @jg9301 4 года назад +3

      i’ve had tinnitus my whole life and i thought other people were like that too

    • @benjaminruthiewicz7324
      @benjaminruthiewicz7324 4 года назад +3

      damb?? wtf is damb its damn

    • @webbedcarcass9124
      @webbedcarcass9124 4 года назад +2

      @@benjaminruthiewicz7324 well correcting people is dum

    • @septimus3679
      @septimus3679 4 года назад

      Like your AC logo

  • @shybye8742
    @shybye8742 4 года назад +223

    Jack: “no stealing a car is a lot...
    ...HoW abOuT wE MurDeR sOMeoNe?”

    • @jarif200946
      @jarif200946 4 года назад +1

      @Neurkrotic In bitlife or in real life? Because if in real life, r/thathappened

    • @stillyourzelda
      @stillyourzelda 4 года назад +1

      Guy With A Good Point don’t link subreddits outside of reddit

  • @tomcruiseREAL
    @tomcruiseREAL 4 года назад +79

    "If people don't like my posts online how will I know they like me at all?"
    *i f e l t t h a t*

  • @madsy4402
    @madsy4402 4 года назад +38

    jack: everything is going great in bitlife!
    jack 2 minutes later: *it’s a sad day in bitlife...*

  • @sanyla7640
    @sanyla7640 4 года назад +841

    no one:
    sean: **finds anyway to bring up the fact that he has a cat now**

  • @gloss525
    @gloss525 4 года назад +336

    felix's fans before: 9 year olds
    felix's fans now: 19 year olds
    jack's fans from 11:53 - onwards: 29 year olds

  • @leonardodavinky5311
    @leonardodavinky5311 3 года назад +24

    "First my dog then my cat"
    His mom: *ultra ultimate Bruh sound*

  • @inkdemonanti
    @inkdemonanti 4 года назад +109

    Jack: "Why does everyone i love leave me"
    Me: "I'm starting to have Chase vibes"

    • @lareina9316
      @lareina9316 4 года назад

      TheBlueDragon what is chase about even

    • @inkdemonanti
      @inkdemonanti 4 года назад +5

      @@lareina9316 he is supposed to be a dad but his wife left him and she took the kids so he is just this lonely dad

    • @lareina9316
      @lareina9316 4 года назад

      oh ok, thanks. That makes a little more sense

    • @inkdemonanti
      @inkdemonanti 4 года назад

      @@lareina9316 np

    • @2dsimp225
      @2dsimp225 4 года назад

      Oof...

  • @okidokimrpoki2667
    @okidokimrpoki2667 4 года назад +113

    Jack: “people love dogs and dog lovers”
    Also jack: “lets see our relationships”
    Me: realises how silvers love for him went down to orange 😂😂😂

  • @theirishninjasanimations
    @theirishninjasanimations 4 года назад +301

    Seán: "Your ears are really important!"
    Also Seán: **has made a career out of yelling on RUclips at levels borderline uncomfortable to listen to**

    • @seancrowley5268
      @seancrowley5268 4 года назад +8

      TheIrishninjas he’s not that loud now tho

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 4 года назад +2

      If you think hes loud now for the love of the Irish flag do not go back and watch his early videos lol

  • @santiastronomo
    @santiastronomo Год назад +12

    12:13 this got too real lol, and now its looking like mark's gonna win

  • @torivernarsky3977
    @torivernarsky3977 4 года назад +152

    Sean: "i'm looking into the camera as if I'm engaged to you"
    me: *"dats illegal!!!!!!"*

  • @runeritari3
    @runeritari3 4 года назад +93

    Jack: "gives cat spinach"
    me as intellectual: "but doesnt cat deserve a little bit salami?"

    • @gloss525
      @gloss525 4 года назад +2

      no, they deserve a little bit a salami

    • @ayianashaw2341
      @ayianashaw2341 4 года назад

      They deserve little a* salami

  • @robynnhoud
    @robynnhoud 4 года назад +26

    Jack: You’re all honorary 29-year-olds.
    Me: **confused teen screaming**

  • @rpsgemini5031
    @rpsgemini5031 4 года назад +89

    *"Oh feck it, I planned the weddin' anyway!"*
    *- Jacksepticeye2k19*

  • @InfectedB1ood
    @InfectedB1ood 4 года назад +568

    Jack: "Im half a potato and half George Clooney"
    Me: so George Clooney is the ugly one right ?

    • @LBO_Animates
      @LBO_Animates 4 года назад +9

      yup

    • @purez.
      @purez. 4 года назад +2

      JODisHere big daddy eight thoughts

    • @blasianfj
      @blasianfj 4 года назад +6

      All potatoes are beautiful

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад +1

      Tymac gaming imagine stealing a joke a day after the original gets posted, heh kinda shitty of you bro

    • @derppcatz9803
      @derppcatz9803 4 года назад +1

      @@alastorbutwithagun Tymac gaming posted this comment a day earlier than can I get 10,000 subscribers without videos. 4 days ago is earlier than 3 days ago you dumbass.

  • @uhhhme1812
    @uhhhme1812 4 года назад +77

    Jack:Life is good in BitLife
    "2 seconds later"
    Also Jack:Life is bad in BitLife

  • @mason2621
    @mason2621 4 года назад +59

    Sean: "My ears hurt, take care of your ears"
    Also the Editor: **DEMONIC SCREECHING**

    • @thecod1ngsoftie151
      @thecod1ngsoftie151 3 года назад

      They both have tinnitus so the editor was putting an example in the video, it wasn't demonic screeching,

  • @ayupmika
    @ayupmika 4 года назад +141

    Video: **tinnitus**
    me: **realizes that it won’t go away** *oh.*

  • @MinTrueno
    @MinTrueno 4 года назад +39

    jack at the end: *crying*
    auto generated subtitles: *[Applause]*

  • @acidwolfe8292
    @acidwolfe8292 4 года назад +39

    Honorary 29 year old me: Oh thanks Jack
    Jack: Have you figured out what you are yet?
    Me: Uh- *gay panic*

  • @lonnclements3397
    @lonnclements3397 4 года назад +21

    Jack: turn the camera off
    Also jack : "punches camera"

  • @thesushi2865
    @thesushi2865 4 года назад +22

    Sean: “You’re an honorary 29”
    Me: I NEED TO FIND A JOB!!!!!

  • @OhSoSeptical
    @OhSoSeptical 4 года назад +47

    Sèan: I'm looking at the camera as if I'm engaged to you
    Me: *getting Cleverbot Evie flashbacks*

    • @daveisgod2444
      @daveisgod2444 4 года назад +2

      You spelled "Seán" wrong for feck sake, you said:
      *Old* :I'm looking at the camera as if I'm engaged to you

    • @OhSoSeptical
      @OhSoSeptical 4 года назад

      @@daveisgod2444 oh no a spelling mistake! I really worry if you have to face REAL problems

  • @aldothelizard6669
    @aldothelizard6669 4 года назад +128

    Jack: I'm the smartest happiest healthiest man on earth
    10 seconds later
    **your wife suffered a miscarriage and lost the baby**
    _well that escalated quickly_

  • @ji17O
    @ji17O 3 года назад +6

    Imagine owning an aggressive dog just to have it tamed and befriended by a *buff mailman*

  • @Ardeleus
    @Ardeleus 4 года назад +8

    "Should we steal a car?.. or would that be too far.."
    "Maybe we can murder someone"
    Yes Jack, this way tamer than stealing a car

  • @inovoxvx8988
    @inovoxvx8988 4 года назад +193

    You heard it here first everyone
    *Jacksepticeye is the first man to get pregnant*

  • @melanieclark4199
    @melanieclark4199 4 года назад +39

    Jack: EVERYTHINGS GOING SO GOOD
    *not even a second later*
    Jack: NOOOOOOOOO

  • @amandastinnett8084
    @amandastinnett8084 3 года назад +4

    Jack: We can't afford a wedding!
    Jack 2 seconds later: Spends €1,000 on a job recruiter just to immediately deny the offer

  • @booga9584
    @booga9584 4 года назад +281

    "I'll keep this baby"
    My mom when she picked me from the local trashcan

    • @mememan7515
      @mememan7515 4 года назад +15

      Are you the real water sheep or were you sent in by the almighty god of water sheep

    • @seancrowley5268
      @seancrowley5268 4 года назад +5

      Derpy Gamer 21 LOL

    • @seancrowley5268
      @seancrowley5268 4 года назад +3

      Aleula Ik it’s not funny but when I don’t say that funny then I receive hate like like F*** OFF

    • @seancrowley5268
      @seancrowley5268 4 года назад +3

      Aleula jeez that’s just taking things to far it’s a channel name ok doesn’t mean anything

    • @pixnyx9836
      @pixnyx9836 4 года назад

      😒

  • @ladybug7122
    @ladybug7122 4 года назад +24

    “You are suffering from the flu”
    Me, curled up in front of a fire with a blanket, a trash can, and a box or tissues: No, Really?

    • @jenniferc.6165
      @jenniferc.6165 4 года назад

      ROFL Ladybug! Alhough if you are suffering from the flu, get well soon ^.^. I already went through that crap and a virus...winter just kicked my ass this year.

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 4 года назад

      I hope you get better soon. I never had the flu but i had flu like symptoms once from food poisoning. It was a horrible night for me.

    • @ladybug7122
      @ladybug7122 4 года назад

      UmbreonTwinkle Yeah it goes hard through my town every year and I’ve been lucky to avoid it the last 2 but no luck this year, been out of commission for a week now. I hope you never get it.

  • @eveastle516
    @eveastle516 4 года назад +96

    *”EVE why don’t you like me???”*
    I do like you Jack 😭

  • @highkage9535
    @highkage9535 3 года назад +3

    Paddy's life: Married, owns a house, 100% happy and healthy.
    Jack: *I t h i n k i t ' s t i m e t o d o a c r i m e*

  • @acesupyoursleeve_
    @acesupyoursleeve_ 4 года назад +19

    19:27
    "life is going great in bitlife right now"
    "This is wonderful. Everthing is coming-"
    "My cat's still dead"

  • @MixelTheGonk
    @MixelTheGonk 4 года назад +123

    Paddys Happiness is at 100%
    Me: Well he’s been watching meme time

    • @galaxythewolf9847
      @galaxythewolf9847 4 года назад +6

      *ITS MEME TIME*

    • @BlueMaskGuy
      @BlueMaskGuy 4 года назад +4

      WHEN THERES 2 REPLIES BUT IT ONLY SAYS VIEW *REPLY* AND NOT REPLIES

    • @AuthorSharuru
      @AuthorSharuru 4 года назад

      @@galaxythewolf9847 *GATHER ALL YOUR FREINDS! ITS MEME TIME ITS MEME TIME!*

    • @galaxythewolf9847
      @galaxythewolf9847 4 года назад +1

      @@AuthorSharuru*ITS MEME TIME! THE ONLY CURE FOR SADNESS*

  • @tatze2919
    @tatze2919 4 года назад +71

    "Should we try to rob a car, or is that going to far?"
    *Literally 2 seconds later*
    "Maybe we should murder someone..."
    - Jacksepticeye, puts belongings above lives

  • @beans_n_egg9177
    @beans_n_egg9177 4 года назад +18

    Unborn Baby was like father to me
    I loved him like my son

  • @catqueenkarma165
    @catqueenkarma165 4 года назад +32

    Jack: life is going grate in BitLife
    Jack a few seconds later: it's a sad day in BitLife

  • @jasoncurtis1804
    @jasoncurtis1804 4 года назад +7

    Felix: 9 year old
    Felix: 19 year old
    Jack: 29 years old
    It's all coming together

  • @rent5729
    @rent5729 4 года назад +66

    “Fatty pitz Patrick’s”
    Great name, great name.

  • @blueupriser6110
    @blueupriser6110 4 года назад +27

    BitLife: _she bruised your ankle_
    Jack: what is she six?
    Me: uh jackyboi you broke your crush’s ankle 😐

  • @razzleyt743
    @razzleyt743 4 года назад +20

    Why does everything I love always leave me?"
    He thought about killing someone because they bruised his ankle.

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +17

    "I'M NOT FINANCIALLY STABLE!"
    _-the man with €64K_

  • @elliottmcleandeboer
    @elliottmcleandeboer 4 года назад +16

    Robyn, possessed by the unquiet spirit of Sean's schoolboy crush: HOW DOES YOUR ANKLE LIKE IT

  • @salazar556
    @salazar556 4 года назад +17

    Jack: Should we try and steal a car? Or is that too much?
    Also Jack: Should we murder someone?

  • @UrPPhard
    @UrPPhard 4 года назад +117

    Me: *Plays BitLife*
    Jack: *Plays BitLife after me*
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @KTFOIsLaw
      @KTFOIsLaw 4 года назад +3

      Samee, I'm trying to find the version that he's playing but I can't.

    • @KTFOIsLaw
      @KTFOIsLaw 4 года назад +1

      @DueMagician921 ohh okay, thank you!

    • @KirbyVanPelt
      @KirbyVanPelt 4 года назад +3

      @@KTFOIsLaw actually is the same on android, the only difference is that he purchased the membership to have all the features and remove ads.

    • @also_Caati
      @also_Caati 4 года назад +5

      @@KirbyVanPelt I'm on the latest android bitlife app and I have full premium bitizenship but there are features in his bitlife app that are not included 😂 This made me so irritated I stopped playing the app and waited for another update. Then try again.

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 4 года назад

      @@JODRecaps quality stream lol

  • @darkscamander7729
    @darkscamander7729 4 года назад +14

    Sean: First my dog, now my cat
    Also Sean: *completely forgets about his mother*

  • @sirjeffersREBEL
    @sirjeffersREBEL 4 года назад +16

    Sean: "I know what's going on"
    1 second later: "What are my relationships?"

  • @deadbeatdusk
    @deadbeatdusk 4 года назад +101

    I can’t get over the fact that he say “tousand” instead of thousand

    • @shadowisrequiem7990
      @shadowisrequiem7990 4 года назад +9

      And he says 'cam' instead of calm...

    • @thumbrat
      @thumbrat 4 года назад +6

      It's called an Irish accent-

    • @deadbeatdusk
      @deadbeatdusk 4 года назад +4

      Lauren Yonker yeah I know it just was funny to me ;D

    • @tricklewickle
      @tricklewickle 4 года назад +1

      Charlotte S he's irish

  • @emma_1035
    @emma_1035 4 года назад +48

    Jack: "If your too good looking people don't trust ya"
    Also Jack: "You don't want to be too smart no one will trust ya"

  • @JonnyTheButcher_
    @JonnyTheButcher_ 4 года назад +44

    Jack : "Shes demanding I get married ! We do it when I say
    Me : *Accidentally presses skip 10*
    Jack : "So were having the wedding at the beach"

    • @JonnyTheButcher_
      @JonnyTheButcher_ 4 года назад +1

      @@JODRecaps umm what

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 года назад +1

      @Wrestling Spots He’s a spambot that just won’t leave. Very annoying. :/

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 года назад

      @@dianamaioru497 he's not a bot. His latest video is about him commenting that for 10 hours.

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 года назад +1

      @Blake Cacini He still has been spamming this comment section for the past 2 week, replying to every second comment with the same message. (He changes it every video.) It’s beyond frustrating when he continues to do so after so many people have told him to stop.

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 года назад

      @@dianamaioru497 I don't see how this is *"beyond frustrating"*

  • @michellevieiracordeiro
    @michellevieiracordeiro 4 года назад +9

    Séan:"Life is going great on bitlife "
    Bitlife:" You're baby is death"

  • @matthewwinchester921
    @matthewwinchester921 4 года назад +21

    game : find somebody to love
    Sean: NO

  • @nostolgiac
    @nostolgiac 4 года назад +29

    “Should I steal a car or is that going to far...should I murder someone?”

  • @ositaiza888
    @ositaiza888 4 года назад +15

    i love how much more prominent his irish accent comes out

  • @someonewithalife1077
    @someonewithalife1077 4 года назад +44

    Jack: “Life is going great in BitLife”
    Miscarriage: *I exist*

  • @mostmajorplus
    @mostmajorplus 4 года назад +57

    Jack: My medical system is better than america's
    Also Jack: My doctor wont get back to me
    Americans: *Epic*

  • @RiverRigs
    @RiverRigs 4 года назад +204

    Jack: “70% of you is mental”
    Me: “I am 100% mental haha”

  • @maddecy121
    @maddecy121 4 года назад +25

    jack: "you're all 29"
    me: but im 18
    jack: "you're all almost 30 gotta get your life in order"
    me: o..k?

  • @beelvr_
    @beelvr_ 4 года назад +10

    ‘you’re happy,
    you’re healthy,
    you’re married,
    and then you steal a car and have no repercussions’

  • @miniaturemushroom4546
    @miniaturemushroom4546 3 года назад +3

    Jack:everything is going great!:
    Bitlife: think again sunny boy!

  • @TheWondererSyl
    @TheWondererSyl 4 года назад +208

    Jack: “You just to pay them compliments and suck up.”
    Sees- “Editors Note: Sexy Man
    Me: Nicccce 👍

    • @BTOptimizer
      @BTOptimizer 4 года назад +8

      Wait what xD what time stamp? Edit: Nevermind, I found it. It's at 3:46 LOL

    • @clarasnotlikely
      @clarasnotlikely 4 года назад +1

      JODisHere why are you everywhere??

    • @nicktw2386
      @nicktw2386 4 года назад

      Clara David he does live streams of him commenting things for 10 hours straight