Remember everyone: Dr. Shaym is a trained medical professional. Everything he has stated in this video is 100% verifiably correct. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to amputate your leg to verify the accuracy of his claims yourself.
Chief I wouldn't call it descent, I would call it more like "not gettin' any further on the platform so apply for a minimum wage job at a car wash to support a family and inform about health care because of greater potential than controversial topics."
"not gettin' any further on the platform so apply for a minimum wage job at a car wash to support a family and inform about health care because of greater potential than controversial topics." into madness doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well though.
Dr. Shaym: Here is my reasoning against modern feminism, especially in a modern, more inclusive climate than past societies have had. Also Dr. Shaym: Make sure you steal your prosthetic legs from children, as they can't fight back.
🎶Well I'm a 3 legged man, with a 2 legged woman, being chased by a 1 legged fool... ...well he's a hoppin' & a floppin' but he shows no signs of stoppin' I tell you boys, this life is hard & cruel🎶 ~Ray Stevens
Yesterday I stumbled upon a lady's channel where she talks about her amputated leg (and the super-expensive prostheses she is raising money for). Today we get this video. Coincidence? I think not. (well, most likely the YT algorithm put the same video on recommended for most people.)
Remember everyone: Dr. Shaym is a trained medical professional. Everything he has stated in this video is 100% verifiably correct. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to amputate your leg to verify the accuracy of his claims yourself.
I think he was really high or drunk, or maybe even depressed to even care what he's saying while making this video
but if he was trying to be ironic he failed hard
Dr. Shaym upholds the highest possible medical standards in keeping with the Hippocratic Oath.
Yeah he is a doctor so I trust him
Nardo Umizaki
must have been those feminist
We are currently witnessing Dr. Shaym's descent into madness
nah hes drunk matey
Major facts
69 likes nice
Chief I wouldn't call it descent, I would call it more like "not gettin' any further on the platform so apply for a minimum wage job at a car wash to support a family and inform about health care because of greater potential than controversial topics."
"not gettin' any further on the platform so apply for a minimum wage job at a car wash to support a family and inform about health care because of greater potential than controversial topics." into madness doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well though.
Is this your subtle way of telling us you lost your leg in a bar fight and that you stole one from a child after you ran from the hospital?
"Ran" being used loosely
He lured the child into a van, took the leg, threw the child out, and ran off.
Instructions unclear, took the person instead of the leg.
That works too. You now have a prosthetic body, minus one leg.
I messed up too, I took the wrong leg.
@@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 haha, dammit you can't top that
Did you lewd them? :3
@@Crazy_Felis wait, what?
Fun fact: If you collect different prosthetic body parts, you can build a prosthetic person.
Brilliant. Can I have your prosthetic head for my collection?
Otherwise known as a mannequin
Holy shit
@@dominiccatalano649 no, the mannequins are people trapped in wax
That is just a fact, to be honest.
Hearing him laugh is honestly pretty great.
@A little bit of Everything It was certainly worth the wait.
Watch the Aquaman discussion.
@A little bit of Everything he laughed a few times on film already, one example being at the end of the "i have a possum in my house" video.
Mate, it sounds like you get more and more hungover every video.
Edit: Nevermind he's actually drunk.
He sounds wasted.
Suka blyat intensifies
It also sounds like he’s driving
😐
@@TopsideHeart207 True, but he always sounds wasted. Makes you wonder if he ever makes a video when sober.
*Dr Shaym*
*Making the best shitposts on the internet since 2010.*
Instructions unclear, accidentally grabbed the kids real blown off leg..
works just as fine
Hol' up
Might decompose into nothing but bone in a few months so I suggest you start planning for a new one
First.
Damn you!!!
Nice
Dr Shaym damn beat me to it
Dr Shaym no me
Blue shell
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He spit straight fax
Try dat
When i heard "child" and "set a trap" in the same sentence, I felt the uncontrollable urge to call Chris Hansen
He's busy scaring the shit out of Onision.
At the end of the day
One of us is gonna be a step ahead
Rim shot
this video is defenitley getting taken down by the humorless overlords of youtube
Idk it wasn't exactly funny
@@fupoflapo2386 i think its rlly funny tbh
thats if they can understand the words of someone dead drunk
Its fucking funny coming from someone that i tho he was mega serious with 0 humor
@@twltheakumaandoni9025 *spongebob french voice*
One year later...
being someone with a prosthetic leg i find this very funny and great. You made my day!
Yeah! You can swing that leg like a bat, real good
I thought you just ducted taped a wood stick on your leg.
How to get a prosthetic leg
Step one: *STEP ON LANDMINE*
Dr. Shaym: Here is my reasoning against modern feminism, especially in a modern, more inclusive climate than past societies have had.
Also Dr. Shaym: Make sure you steal your prosthetic legs from children, as they can't fight back.
It depends on how many there are was a case of 2nd graders planning to do in a teacher. Some turned against plotters though so didn't work.
What if the child steps on the landmine with the proshtetic leg?
Its for a friend
I was thinking that the whole time.
"It's for a friend" You got me with that one
There's more eggs in the sea
"It might be a little bit short though"
Dr.shaym 2020
Instructions unclear accidentally ended up with 5 kids
Instructions unclear. Land mine severed both my legs and now the child has them
How did you even set up the landmine?
@@crawdaddy7667 incorrectly it would seem
@@ryanaitken964 Did you try turning them off an on again before activation?
@@ryanaitken964 did you stomp on the mine to keep it hidden ?
"you have to set up a trap for the one legged child." That's something I didn't think I'd ever hear in my life.
I clicked on this by accident because the notification popped up in front of my finger
You were an accident because your dad popped up in front of your mom.
@@DrShaym you good man?
@@short-eu7bs the existence of this video should answer that question
@@DrShaym Holy crap dude! You didn't have to kill them!
Im pretty sure docktor here is hungover
Genuinely hope he's okay though ❤️ His uploads are the best...
This man spits nothing but facts.
"you plant some landmines"
This is the quality content I subscribed for.
Oh my god you're still alive
Get this man an oscar
Dr. Shaym is deep in the devil's dandruff.
I regret 0% of finding this mans chanel at 3am
Damn, daddy shaym beat me to first.
@ethan schultz you sure? It says 8 for me.
Harder daddy shaym please~
Dr. Shaym back in 2017: the face of the well-constructed MRA community
Dr. Shaym: You plant some land mines, and steal the kids leg
Even while drunk this man is spitting facts
This just sounds like drunken madness lmao, we love you doc
I laughed so hard my nose bleeds
Omg. Finally a video from Daddy Doc. Thank you.
"If your tryna steal a prosthetic leg you ain't got one" - Doctor Shaym, 2020
Thanks ive been looking everywhere for a guide for this
Next video from ScareTheatre “Dr Shaym and his descent into insanity”
I can verify this works
It’s not mentioned in the video but it comes with some delicious free range barbecue
Wow, RUclips notified me instantly. Literally no views, likes, dislikes or comments (besides the "First")
“So.. YoU sEt Up A tRaP…”
“SNIFF”
The dislikes are from the children who had their leg stolen
thx dr.shaym that is good news becuse i had land mines left over from when I was a black market lord and now I gusess there is a buissneis for it.
You know, I don’t believe that man has ever gone to medical school
🎶Well I'm a 3 legged man, with a 2 legged woman, being chased by a 1 legged fool...
...well he's a hoppin' & a floppin' but he shows no signs of stoppin'
I tell you boys, this life is hard & cruel🎶
~Ray Stevens
Kick them before they can run.
@A little bit of Everything
No, they will kick the bullets.
But if you have one leg how can you kick??
@@papadelta316 jump n kick or they will go fucking yadomejutsu
where you drunk making this LMAO I love this
Is he drunk during this by chance? Something just sounds off in his voice.
This video opened my eyes
How to get a prosthetic leg: *RIP AND TEAR*
Yesterday I stumbled upon a lady's channel where she talks about her amputated leg (and the super-expensive prostheses she is raising money for). Today we get this video. Coincidence? I think not. (well, most likely the YT algorithm put the same video on recommended for most people.)
Ok can you give my family back? I payed your boy the $30k and he said he will call you. Please, my lawyer can only buy me so much time.
if i had a million, id give it to dr shaym just to keep this channel alive
ahhh yes, RUclips is clearly going to want to monetize this channel
this guy is so smart and stupid at the same time i love him
When you’re so early there’s 28 likes but no views
SHIT DUDE
Feels like I've woken up an old man in his house for his sacred knowledge
Bruh
In my head I'm thinking "You sound like that possom reviews guy" and I go to featured channels and figure out why xD
Thanks worked like a charm
You had me at landmines
This needs to be animated
Just tried it he’s correct everything he says works
Shaym, You alright? We're all here for you
Instructions unclear: have both my legs
I've learned so much from this, thank you.
Thanks' this worked flawlessly.
I love your videos so much keep up the good work
i just imagine possum drunk in a bar rambling to sasquatch XD
Wth, why haven't I found this earlier, this is useful
“You plant some land mines”
Ah yes, just a normal day at Tesco, I’m not going to pay attention to the screaming and explosions around me.
Instructions unclear, I cut off my arm and bled out.
Sounds like Rick when he’s drunk
“Casually approach child”
Dr. Shaym is the real life Rick Sanchez
"you lose a leg in a bar fight"
Quite a memorable bar fight
we lost one of our best soldiers
This is the content I subscribed for.
Thanks this was really helpful
I don't know what the fuck that was but I loved it
Best drunken guide to steal a prosthetic leg from crotch goblins
You're sounding like Rick from Rick and Morty
I miss videos like these. I wanna see the "The day I went chimp" video come back.
Instructions unclear gave my working leg to the kid
Step 1. Stick
Step 2. Gorilla glue
Step 3.???
Step 4. Success
What happened to the Walmart video the one where you buy and replace your faucet? That video made me laugh my ass off😂👌
I have a prosthetic hip and I need another one. I need instructions on how to procure said needed item.
Rick Sanchez got drunk again
I love his drunk videos
The best video on this channel by far is the one titled "blank"
This guy knows what’s up
This sounds like rick sanchez is drunk and arguing wird morty, only the voice is way more softer
clicked on this video not sure what to expect, i was not disappointed
very helpful tutorial I appreciate it
Thanks for the giggles, Doc.
You can tell he’s hammered