What the HELL is Dingo Pictures?

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2019
  • This is it folks...this is the WORST stuff I've ever seen
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  4 года назад +7927

    Yee! Also thanks to dBPony and Cosmodore for helping me with this video's intro! I love how it turned out

  • @vortektor
    @vortektor 4 года назад +7331

    Saber: “This is the WORST thing ever”
    *another bad movie exists*
    Saber: “Ah shit here we go again”

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 4 года назад +60

      We'll get another video with a similar title in a few months.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 4 года назад +22

      Another bad furry movie*

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 4 года назад +55

      I think this is actually the worst THING that can be concieved

    • @justanotherperson7774
      @justanotherperson7774 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/41--uYWHLw4/видео.html
      69

    • @chaliceohearts4658
      @chaliceohearts4658 4 года назад +17

      Oh trust me, there’s *nothing* worse than Dingo Pictures. The only thing worse than them are movies like Birdemic. Then again there are different ways to be “the worst”.

  • @RandomRyan
    @RandomRyan 4 года назад +4613

    They aren’t the *absolute* worst animation studio. I mean without them, we wouldn’t have the *yee* meme!

  • @applejayz1987
    @applejayz1987 2 года назад +678

    This literally looks like the kind of stuff made for analog horror, and the fact that one creator went missing and the other died makes me feel like we're living in an ARG

    • @isanganghel
      @isanganghel 2 года назад +58

      The other person who was missing died 2 days before this video was published I believe

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Год назад +46

      @@isanganghel Correct. Roswitha Haas died in 2015. Ludwig Ekert died in 2019.

    • @deemcgann1695
      @deemcgann1695 Год назад +45

      Saberspark boutta be a main character in the next walten files. The Dingo files

    • @GhostDreemur121
      @GhostDreemur121 Год назад +4

      For all we could know his channel is the arg /j

    • @danielwilliams9784
      @danielwilliams9784 Год назад +3

      Yeah!

  • @ackee39
    @ackee39 3 года назад +347

    i once tried animating with ms paint and windows video editor in the 6th grade and voice acted all the characters and in my humble opinion its 10x better than anything dingo pictures has done.

  • @XxSoraMifunexX
    @XxSoraMifunexX 4 года назад +1863

    "Dingo pictures is the worse and nothing will ever surpass it."
    ... *And thus, the hunt begins*

    • @okayfine.8084
      @okayfine.8084 4 года назад +74

      Grust he’s already in hell anyway...

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 4 года назад +53

      Okay, Fine. Nah, this is way worse than hell. At least hell has Angel Dust and Alastor.

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 4 года назад +2

      I think mine are worse lmao I try to make an animation, next day I'm like....its shit

    • @Yiiterzzzz
      @Yiiterzzzz 4 года назад +2

      General SuperToast same.

    • @AceofSpades820
      @AceofSpades820 4 года назад +5

      @@Yiiterzzzz well at least you tried dingo pictures didn't try at all

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 4 года назад +871

    The voice acting is not even like they are "just reading the script" it's like they are doing that, but can't even read

    • @GoddessCeleste
      @GoddessCeleste 4 года назад +41

      I can tell from the accent those lines were done by Dutch people. Most likely they actually had no clue what they were reading or saying. It was in English which they didn't seem to understand well.

    • @trophygatherer
      @trophygatherer 4 года назад +11

      Finally. Exit Scene.

    • @xxthatsnotmexx
      @xxthatsnotmexx 4 года назад +3

      Right but like the very 1st read through lol

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 4 года назад +3

      It's like they had the concept of acting loosely explained to them by a small child

    • @Frenchaboo
      @Frenchaboo 4 года назад +6

      @@GoddessCeleste The movies are originally dubbed in German and a big meme in Germany. The studio is in Germany too. Pretty sure they were German buddy.

  • @staticspyder201
    @staticspyder201 3 года назад +195

    The voice acting in these movies straight up sounds like kids being held captive, forced to play with toys that they hate, and forced into coming up with stories for those toys.

  • @HamEggsButteredToast
    @HamEggsButteredToast 3 года назад +132

    Omg I had no idea Dingo was German!!! I'm from close to Friedrichsdorf, too. 😂 I apologize on behalf of my people hahaha.
    I also feel the need to say that at 13:57 he sings "Oh where is my head, I'm staring at a SOUP KETTLE"... No idea what that's about lmao

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 3 года назад +20

      If you watch the magic carpet scene later in the movie, “Aladin” talks about how flying on a magic carpet is more ecological than flying on a plane. WTF!?

  • @Onerom4728
    @Onerom4728 4 года назад +5924

    The voice actors sounds like they got payed with beer.

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 4 года назад +393

      And drank all of it during the "recording session"

    • @kneko4561
      @kneko4561 4 года назад +135

      Yes, its germany dude

    • @blob.e9240
      @blob.e9240 4 года назад +104

      NO
      it sounds like a 5th grade class where the teacher .makes them read a play in class

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 4 года назад +22

      In advance.

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 4 года назад +28

      Kekno it’s not even the good stuff either. It’s some 3 year old piss Wasser

  • @tinkywinky5558
    @tinkywinky5558 4 года назад +687

    My brother’s girlfriend legit had a copy of Animal Soccer World she played as a child
    she thought it was just a fake memory she had
    Now seeing those catalog I can completely understand why anyone would deny their films as real films

    • @TheMurbi
      @TheMurbi 4 года назад +5

      I had it too, and it was even dubbed in finnish!

    • @justanotherperson7774
      @justanotherperson7774 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/41--uYWHLw4/видео.html
      71

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +3

      TBF, judging by the way they look, are they considered real films?

    • @astra3310
      @astra3310 4 года назад +4

      Tinky Winky repressing it as a fake memory/awful nightmare was her only way of survival

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 года назад +1

      This comment now has 666 likes.

  • @christianalfano5698
    @christianalfano5698 2 года назад +79

    Fun Fact: One of the co-founders of Dingo Pictures (Ludwig Ickbert) passed away the day before this video released.

  • @AdmiNJessE
    @AdmiNJessE 3 года назад +134

    “One disappear and the other is dead”
    They both died.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 2 года назад +26

      Roswitha Haas died in 2015, before this review. Ludwig Ickert died in late 2019, after this review was published.

  • @1987bisdann
    @1987bisdann 4 года назад +617

    the world: "This is the worst thing you've ever done!"
    Germany: "You say that so often it's lost all meaning."

    • @b0ltun0
      @b0ltun0 4 года назад +40

      its even hated in germany

    • @1987bisdann
      @1987bisdann 4 года назад +19

      @@b0ltun0 was du nicht sagst.....

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 4 года назад +21

      @@b0ltun0 I hear that even Hitler said it was to cruel and sadistic to subject the Jews to.
      😮

    • @raptorboy5692
      @raptorboy5692 4 года назад +2

      hello darkness my old friend and wabbu

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 4 года назад +14

      @@b0ltun0 I can't blame the Germans for hating it too. 😂

  • @itsgrace717
    @itsgrace717 4 года назад +974

    "Mom can we watch lion king?"
    "We have lion king at home"
    Lion King at home: s t o p a r g u i n g

  • @madelynflores6215
    @madelynflores6215 3 года назад +70

    They showed Aladdin to us in kindergarten and I remember liking it I’ve been searching for the origins of that obscure Aladdin movie and here it is. I’ve never felt so betrayed

  • @metaknighta7667
    @metaknighta7667 3 года назад +102

    I remember years ago... In some big clothing shops here in Germany, there were these kids' corners with small TVs, playing dingo movies on loop...
    ''I bet they even made a profit of it.'' Flashbacks to little me begging my mom to buy a 101 Dalmatians DVD and it was a dingo rip off thing, despite her telling me the cover box tells it's not the real one.
    Knowing this horrendous ''animation'' studio comes from Germany makes me ashamed to be German. XD

    • @dinohermann1887
      @dinohermann1887 2 года назад +12

      I think stores like C&A, H&M and Deichmann were playing these monstrosities just because they were very cheap to get. Nowadays it's not the case anymore, and I'm glad!

    • @coldgal8476
      @coldgal8476 Год назад +5

      My German heritage feels pain

    • @genesisknight9948
      @genesisknight9948 8 месяцев назад

      Wow, even your mom didn't want to subject you or anyone else to that shitshow, that says a lot about how bad the movies are.

  • @RockLikeABoss
    @RockLikeABoss 4 года назад +605

    Just when you think you've reached the bottom of the barrel, it turns out...
    _...the barrel is bottomless._

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, that's true. I will see if there anything worse than this. At lease in troll land, the characters are fucking moving!!!

    • @superhond1733
      @superhond1733 4 года назад +3

      New reason to not watch Pocahontas

    • @wockinatux
      @wockinatux 4 года назад

      This deserves more likes. Take my like and sub

    • @evanv7420
      @evanv7420 4 года назад

      It's a bottomless cup. once it's empty, it's filled back again

    • @RocketDCP
      @RocketDCP 4 года назад

      Tyler Cunningham *yee yee*

  • @castriaI
    @castriaI 4 года назад +459

    Dingo Pictures is the equivalent of Disney after the divorce and then started to abuse alcohol after Karen took the children.

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 4 года назад +12

      Basically Simple rather crystal meth

    • @morganyoung3557
      @morganyoung3557 4 года назад +21

      I don’t even think that Disney drunk and high before being beaten a couple times and left to die could get even half as bad as Dingo Pictures.

    • @catsrcute3270
      @catsrcute3270 4 года назад +4

      “Gosh darn it Karen!!!” ;-;

  • @sleepycassiiee7953
    @sleepycassiiee7953 3 года назад +35

    all their content feels like the safety vhs from the TAWOG episode "The Safety"

  • @Jonnil
    @Jonnil 3 года назад +88

    7:15
    "Could you imagine the poor kid who was excited to watch The Lion King but got this instead?"
    Yes, I was actually that kid, I got that ripoff movie as a kid instead of The Lion King

    • @nathanielgortotheaccountco2133
      @nathanielgortotheaccountco2133 2 года назад +13

      Man. Ouch

    • @Samorutt1324
      @Samorutt1324 2 года назад +8

      Noooooooooo poooooooore you!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @neildulake
      @neildulake Год назад +5

      Oh noo that must have been horrible!

    • @itsjustkriswastaken
      @itsjustkriswastaken Год назад +3

      F in the chat for you.

    • @idkmyname12
      @idkmyname12 6 месяцев назад +5

      Is it possible that some kid out there, lived their whole life thinking that was _The Lion King_ instead?

  • @_drumlocks9825
    @_drumlocks9825 4 года назад +2593

    Dingo Pictures is basically Disney’s drunk uncle who’s mildly good at drawing trying to make a quick buck

    • @supercatgirl1000
      @supercatgirl1000 3 года назад +129

      _ drumlocks cross out the “mildly good at”

    • @arsonsnail
      @arsonsnail 3 года назад +110

      I’m twelve and I can draw better than that, without a doubt

    • @Nottyastro
      @Nottyastro 3 года назад +46

      Mildly good?

    • @liviawong6928
      @liviawong6928 3 года назад +40

      Cross out mildly good at and replace with can draw smiling face.

    • @archtansterpg4246
      @archtansterpg4246 3 года назад +21

      Or drunk nephew.

  • @sekroyssektor4151
    @sekroyssektor4151 4 года назад +1393

    I am German and I watched those films as a kid. But not at home or in some other reasonable place. No it was in the shopping mall at the middle class fashion store, which had a kids area. They had all of these films.. Don't know why.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +129

      It was cheap...... That's my guess

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 года назад +38

      Are you the guy that talked about seeing this at a shoe store on Phelous' website?

    • @jballew2239
      @jballew2239 4 года назад +43

      Dear Lord.
      My Condolences. The worst I had to deal with were old Popeye cartoons, in black and white.

    • @FinVincent
      @FinVincent 4 года назад +18

      Same here in Finland:D

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 4 года назад +17

      Probably because Saber donated them there to get rid of the horror.

  • @palm1366
    @palm1366 2 года назад +56

    Saber: “Dingo pictures is the worst studio”
    Wow-now: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @Naney-to2hz
      @Naney-to2hz 11 месяцев назад +5

      The asylum: you’re not alone, brother

    • @minilopkastudios4711
      @minilopkastudios4711 6 месяцев назад +1

      Video Briquendo and Spark Plug Entertaiment : 🎶What about us?🎶

    • @chaoitcfate6619
      @chaoitcfate6619 17 дней назад

      Let be hoesnt i think each of these have the own layers of hell for what they make

  • @artman40
    @artman40 2 года назад +26

    Interesting how, despite ripping off popular movies at the time, these cartoons seemed to feel very old in some strange way even at the time of their release.
    Then I found out that the creators were already rather old at the time these cartoons were made.

  • @420furby9
    @420furby9 4 года назад +527

    Me: mom can we get The Land Before Time
    Mom: We have The Land Before Time at home.
    The Land Before Time at home: 2:04

  • @TheTyrann1992
    @TheTyrann1992 3 года назад +1722

    Here in Germany, when I was a child, these films were often shown in children's play areas in department stores. Fortunately, there is no such thing nowadays.

    • @terrensical
      @terrensical 3 года назад +86

      Did you see them there as a child and if you did poor soul

    • @TheTyrann1992
      @TheTyrann1992 3 года назад +203

      @@terrensical Fortunately only a few excerpts. But what I will never forget is a song from Aladdin. Then he sings that it's better to flee on a magic carpet than on an airplane. Bcause that's more ecological. How does he know what an airplane or ecological is?

    • @Dxs4all
      @Dxs4all 3 года назад +27

      in the Netherlands too.

    • @daisybrain9423
      @daisybrain9423 3 года назад +27

      @@TheTyrann1992 That's hilarious.

    • @michaelj9153
      @michaelj9153 3 года назад +16

      @@TheTyrann1992 oh that song the tune is way more catchy than it should be

  • @que50so76
    @que50so76 2 года назад +14

    3:21 when you get muted in a discord call but you are still talking

  • @theyakkomanguy7522
    @theyakkomanguy7522 2 года назад +20

    Robin Williams would've been probably laughing his ass off at Dingo's attempt at Aladdin and signed on for The Genie because he find it hilarious and wanted to get back at Disney.

  • @juwulia4000
    @juwulia4000 4 года назад +3462

    The voice acting feels like a class project gone horribly wrong.

    • @francreeps4509
      @francreeps4509 4 года назад +177

      In 8th grade we had to make a movie as a project. I can objectively say a bunch of 8th graders with nothing but a phone camera, a tripod and some toy guns can make a much, much better film

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +73

      I had to do a project with some friends for high school...... We were all unfunny and absolutely terrible........ It's still better than this shit.....

    • @puddinmg2890
      @puddinmg2890 4 года назад +29

      Even worse- a middle school play

    • @francreeps4509
      @francreeps4509 4 года назад +44

      @@puddinmg2890 nah mate I've seen the plays in the middle school department and they are leagues above this unholy trashfire trainwreck.

    • @frostmoon_soph
      @frostmoon_soph 4 года назад +20

      *with the students either drunk or high on something

  • @crowshroomm1256
    @crowshroomm1256 4 года назад +377

    I own several of Dingo Picture's movie on DVD.
    My grandparents bought them for me and my sibling, thinking it was the original. I do not forgive them for giving me such traumas

  • @jacobfaro9571
    @jacobfaro9571 Год назад +12

    3:00 “dingo is the worst, nothing will surpass it! “
    Wow-now studios: allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @gabem.5242
    @gabem.5242 3 года назад +17

    "Mamma e papà hanno un nuovo bebè, non se ne fanno più niente di te!" is a meme in Italy... if you thought the English versions are horrendous, the Italian dubs are California wildfire grade horrifying. Some joke that they literally got Bangladeshi and Ghanese immigrants that didn't know the language and forced them to dub the movies, the accents and stutters are really heavy!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +1

      Well, they did actually get voice actors for Perseus, but I suspect they ran out of money after that.

    • @Poillo419
      @Poillo419 3 месяца назад

      Peek, come puoi dire una cosa simile

  • @tafua_a
    @tafua_a 4 года назад +1807

    "You could have something with the 'Yee' dinosaur"
    No. You can't even have that. Because "Yee" is only present in the Italian dub. The glorious Italian dub. Two voice actors, and only one of them could actually speak Italian.

    • @Revanbzn
      @Revanbzn 4 года назад +69

      Oh yes. We had a guy who made a review on some of these long ago

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 4 года назад +27

      @@Revanbzn Yotobi?

    • @sofithecat6294
      @sofithecat6294 4 года назад +15

      Yee italy :)

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +52

      @@sofithecat6294 *Italyee

    • @fmlkdk
      @fmlkdk 4 года назад

      Santiago

  • @illiteratemochi4150
    @illiteratemochi4150 4 года назад +2965

    The voice acting sounds like a couple of kids recording in their bedroom.

    • @its_yaya5782
      @its_yaya5782 4 года назад +100

      No, it’s worse.

    • @ryoki_PH
      @ryoki_PH 4 года назад +174

      at least a bunch of kids recording in their bedroom would be somewhat endearing or funny (in an embarrassing way). this is so much worse

    • @lindaeasley4336
      @lindaeasley4336 4 года назад +7

      You guessed correctly ! ( probably )

    • @datura9441
      @datura9441 4 года назад +13

      Is this a personal attack?

    • @junespookers9361
      @junespookers9361 4 года назад +6

      Is it not?

  • @genesis4322
    @genesis4322 3 года назад +15

    So this is like if everyone in Disney had a debilitating stroke and still wanted to work on animations.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 2 года назад +2

      And then the voice actors couldn't speak English anymore so they adlibed everything.
      *Yeah sounds about right to me.*

  • @MOMENTSPASS-SHATTEREDGLASS
    @MOMENTSPASS-SHATTEREDGLASS 2 года назад +12

    "Dingo Pictures is the worst and nothing will ever surpass it."
    Wownow is the distance:

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 2 года назад +1

      *A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES.*

  • @waterlemonandfriends
    @waterlemonandfriends 4 года назад +814

    "it's like this is cursed ground with demonic cartoons in the basement"
    huh, that sounds like a great idea for an indie horror game.

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +60

      Yeah, and the basement would be flooded with ink. ;-)

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 4 года назад +26

      Isn't that kind of the basis for Bendy and the Ink Machine? (This is from someone who has never played it and only know about it from the fan songs...)

    • @The_Llama_God
      @The_Llama_God 4 года назад +24

      Silver Scale Productions thats kinda the joke

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 4 года назад +9

      isnt that pretty much bendy and the ink machine tho

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 года назад +12

      Silver Scale Productions that’s the point😆

  • @TheCooldog
    @TheCooldog 4 года назад +752

    “The Little Dinosaur”
    *puts glasses on*
    “Land Before Time Rip-off”

    • @lunehowls
      @lunehowls 4 года назад +17

      LOL IT'S LAND BEFORE TIME-

    • @mepholies
      @mepholies 4 года назад +29

      *puts bigger glasses on*
      “THE LAND BEFORE TIME RIP OFF”

    • @GameyGaming
      @GameyGaming 4 года назад +9

      **Puts jumbo glasses on**
      [Insert dinosaur movie made before Land Before Time] RIPOFF

    • @Jacob-TNK
      @Jacob-TNK 4 года назад +10

      *puts on the biggest glasses I can find*
      Actual Dinosaurs RIPOFF

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 4 года назад +1

      Dommino Dog oh hey thanks a lot dude

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom 7 месяцев назад +4

    Aw! I recently found Caddicarus! I've been watching quite a lot of both of you lately. It's cool to see the nod to him in one of your older videos, it let's me know I have years of good content to catch up on from both.

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 7 месяцев назад +3

    That fake Young Simba looks like if Disney's Young Simba decided to get a really bad nose job.

  • @godalseif
    @godalseif 3 года назад +1590

    that "yee" shaped my vocabulary permanently. i havnt said "yes" in years

  • @RTSBUSMAN
    @RTSBUSMAN 4 года назад +498

    why does dingo pictures give me that “this is a front for some sort of organized crime group” vibe

    • @daedula7457
      @daedula7457 4 года назад +33

      Feels more like cult or something

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 4 года назад +12

      Ian Clark Now I’m imagining Wabuu doing the torture dance from Reservoir Dogs in some shady East German warehouse.

    • @ilianceroni
      @ilianceroni 4 года назад +24

      Ian Clark I got the same feeling, and it make sense. They may declare to have invested a lot in the project and using to evade taxes, or something like that.

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo 4 года назад +13

      The organized crime *is* distributing these movies.

    • @Seoulwanderer
      @Seoulwanderer 4 года назад +4

      I had the same feeling...

  • @wowyourereallyreadingthis
    @wowyourereallyreadingthis 3 года назад +9

    I remember when I was smaller in some German mall, the Lion King rip off was on some screen, not sure what kind probabely a television, and even I was like "Did Disney make this?"

  • @tarah-jadealice3203
    @tarah-jadealice3203 2 года назад +6

    I had that dinosaur one on a PlayStation disk, I honestly thought I imagined it until the Yee Dino became a thing. It was so freaking weird.

  • @huskedrice3180
    @huskedrice3180 4 года назад +401

    If anyone thinks that what you make is bad just remember “You’re not as bad as Dingo Pictures”

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 4 года назад +3

      What if you were a part of dingo pictures? O-o

    • @MangoMagica
      @MangoMagica 4 года назад +21

      That makes me feel a little better about myself, thank you

    • @Delnyque
      @Delnyque 4 года назад +5

      This just happened to me and your comment gave me hope

    • @BluntStop
      @BluntStop 4 года назад +4

      They are proof that if your stubborn enough you can do anything you put your mind too.

    • @brainsandbolts
      @brainsandbolts 4 года назад +2

      Thanks. I'll always keep this comment in my mind.

  • @dustinorndorff6764
    @dustinorndorff6764 4 года назад +466

    Moses: Nooooo. NOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Oro: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Saber: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @predatorhunter725
      @predatorhunter725 4 года назад +16

      I heard all three of them do this at the same time in my head

    • @predawarriorstudios5787
      @predawarriorstudios5787 4 года назад +3

      Until our darkest hour.

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 4 года назад +2

      Why do we live to only suffer...

    • @DT-yw4ob
      @DT-yw4ob 4 года назад

      With a dragonball-style beam fight

  • @thatredkite8310
    @thatredkite8310 3 года назад +12

    So I think I remember seeing those "movies" when I was young. They were on the televisions in the "kid entertainment section" (the place where your mum drops you off when she wants to go shopping) in the local H&M store (a big fashion chain in Germany). For that reason I have a weird Nostalgia for those things.

  • @kennymccartman2826
    @kennymccartman2826 3 года назад +7

    I’ve seen a 1 hour and 37 minute long video where a guy reviews Dingo Pictures movies (aka Hell) in theaters. Yes, a 1 HOUR AND 37 MINUTE LONG VIDEO WHERE SOMEONE WATCHES DINGO PICTURES MOVIES. Surprisingly, he seemed to be okay afterwards, during the Q&A

  • @erentoraman2663
    @erentoraman2663 4 года назад +734

    bruh, the intro had more budget than this company's films

    • @nore5888
      @nore5888 4 года назад +43

      Eren Toraman by saying that ur implying they had a budget lol

    • @benchattin
      @benchattin 4 года назад +31

      Calling these "things" films is an insult. Saber had a higher budget taking a shit than the entire company.

    • @16Nire61
      @16Nire61 4 года назад +5

      Combined.

    • @janessalaushaw2819
      @janessalaushaw2819 4 года назад

      Rightttt

  • @Briximusprimedia
    @Briximusprimedia 4 года назад +693

    I think the “voice actors” didn’t even know they where being recorded and just read a really really really really really really really bad script and whew paid afterward with alcohol

    • @nekoqueen5524
      @nekoqueen5524 4 года назад +18

      Or paid beforehand

    • @panchampangoro4999
      @panchampangoro4999 4 года назад +3

      Neko Queen 😂😂😂

    • @nugget2510
      @nugget2510 4 года назад +3

      Ai, I'll drink to that

    • @undeadgentalmen
      @undeadgentalmen 4 года назад +14

      If you ask me, it sounds like they reading English, but don't know what any of it means. Its like If I read out loud something, written in a foreign language and spoke it in that said language. And if you ask me what it means in translation, "I don't know, but that is what it says." It bugs me as much as learning math but not really applying to anything. Why learn the damn thing if your not going to use it correctly... Sorry I was a bit triggered.

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 4 года назад

      Even to today standards, GoAnimate and Vyond had Text-To-Speech voices than real voices including others from different sources like VoiceForge where it was discontinued about two years ago, and Acapela Group which isn’t available in the new Vyond Studio as well as the Legacy Video Maker which is going to retire later this month.

  • @iphonecharger2707
    @iphonecharger2707 3 года назад +5

    this studio reminds me of my phase where I just started animation and got my friends to do some voice acting, and did special effects by myself
    all in flipaclip

  • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
    @GrndAdmiralThrawn 3 года назад +10

    I love how his other review videos are full of jokes and laughing at stuff, but this video is pure and unbridled venom.

  • @sssniperman360noscopegamer2
    @sssniperman360noscopegamer2 4 года назад +1006

    Swear fest
    Story:s**t
    Animations:s**t
    Dialogue:s**t
    Voice acting:s**t
    Editing:s**t
    The five s**ts of power
    And of course
    Hotel: trivago

  • @Modern_Robot
    @Modern_Robot 4 года назад +513

    Saber: The hell?
    Phelous: First time?

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 4 года назад +60

      Now I want Saber and Phelous having a crossover.

    • @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051
      @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051 4 года назад +6

      @@tultsi93 Saber's reaction reminds me of that South Park episode with the woman in the mental institution sobbing and eating her own faeces while chanting "It's from hell!!"

    • @Pactaku
      @Pactaku 4 года назад +9

      Daddy caddy

    • @christianfarren1179
      @christianfarren1179 4 года назад +2

      Pre-continuity!

    • @Pactaku
      @Pactaku 4 года назад +1

      Why that’s we call him

  • @Al_Klinks_used_reed
    @Al_Klinks_used_reed Год назад +2

    The wise words of Kathy Seldon from singin' in the rain "you've seen one, you've seen em all."

  • @Zach2003
    @Zach2003 2 года назад +2

    13:56 translation: "Oh, where do I have got my head? I'm looking at a pot of soup"

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 2 года назад

      Teppich Fliegen (from the same movie) is even better! 😂

  • @ShadowPa1adin
    @ShadowPa1adin 4 года назад +169

    Dingo Pictures makes the CD-I Zelda animated cutscenes look like high-budget Netflix specials.

  • @hannyb.1364
    @hannyb.1364 4 года назад +1755

    “Exit scene”
    Give the kid an Oscar.

  • @bobgunter9608
    @bobgunter9608 Год назад +3

    I hope that documentary still comes out, even tho the mystery of dingo pictures is a lot like the mystery in that movie broadcast signal intrusion. No matter how close you think you’re getting to the bottom of it there’s always going to be more questions

  • @micharosa6201
    @micharosa6201 2 года назад +7

    8:54 - This quotes from here sounds like a mockbuster potential and it made me laugh how wrong it is.

  • @dovahprime2820
    @dovahprime2820 4 года назад +342

    Saberspark: "I've seen better things for free on RUclips."
    Hazbin Hotel: "Obviously."

  • @KidSayHey
    @KidSayHey 4 года назад +680

    Hey Saber wanna know what’s funnier then “Yeet?”
    *”Yeee.”*

    • @a.t.9083
      @a.t.9083 4 года назад +8

      Saydrick Kirksy “Yeee” is just a prolonged and less forceful “Yeet”.

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 4 года назад +5

      I always liked yee, never liked yeet.

    • @Psykanetic
      @Psykanetic 4 года назад +3

      haw?

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +1

      Yee yee

    • @studyorangecat
      @studyorangecat 4 года назад

      Right

  • @purpletrafficcone911
    @purpletrafficcone911 2 года назад +19

    Yee 2:08

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 3 года назад +23

    They're like the cdi games without the "charm" and even worse voice acting.

  • @pili8793
    @pili8793 4 года назад +263

    "Ok, let's go through my 5 points:
    Story: *Beep*
    Voice Acting: *Beep*
    Dialogue: *Beep*
    Editing: *Beep* and
    Animation: *Beep* "
    Best line in Saber's RUclips career.

  • @PaperHearts001
    @PaperHearts001 4 года назад +211

    I almost feel like they just animated random mouth movements and then decided what the characters would be talking about after the fact

    • @boneappletea5890
      @boneappletea5890 4 года назад +5

      Laybunny that actually makes a lot of sense i don’t doubt it

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +2

      Yeah. In other words, laziness.

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 4 года назад +1

      Pundertale Fan They’re lazy but that could be an amazing thing to use.

    • @ThetaReactor
      @ThetaReactor 4 года назад +3

      Some of the dialogue is so bad I can't tell if it's improvised or the reader isn't quite fluently literate. This stuff makes CD-i Zelda look good.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 года назад +1

      I think the dub is the biggest reason for it. Though it's probably wildly incompetent in German, too.

  • @sepp4815
    @sepp4815 6 месяцев назад +3

    You know in the lion king parody the best thing is when the panther speak (in german)

  • @furydeath
    @furydeath 2 года назад +2

    they are making a documentary from kickstart for dingo now

  • @jilaru1550
    @jilaru1550 3 года назад +656

    Wouldn't be surprised if the voice acting was done by like, 4 people in a sketchy moist basement.

    • @banyalaplace
      @banyalaplace 3 года назад +48

      It is, and they dubbed even in foreign languages. The same four people dubbing German, English, Italian, etc

    • @sleepieststella
      @sleepieststella 3 года назад +50

      PS: I did some research on Dingo Pictures, I found out their ‘Studio’ is literally the founder’s house...

    • @somedudenamedaaron3239
      @somedudenamedaaron3239 3 года назад +5

      I think you ment like literally every movie were made by 100 people in a basement

    • @memebot6490
      @memebot6490 3 года назад +9

      @@somedudenamedaaron3239 More like 10 people in a basement.

    • @somedudenamedaaron3239
      @somedudenamedaaron3239 3 года назад +2

      @@memebot6490 thanks for correction mate.

  • @Roboterize
    @Roboterize 4 года назад +185

    When I hear of bad movies here from Germany it is often connected to fraud. Germany wanted to establish and develop their film industry by spending a fixed amount of money for every movie produced no matter how good it was. That resulted in some terrible mass production of horrible movies. Eventually this came together with that case...

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 4 года назад +9

      Roboterize that sounds almost like what happened in japan few decades ago but somehow they managed to make some great anime movies because of it

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 4 года назад +4

      Wasn't there a infamous director that did that? Maker of video game movies....

    • @timbermicka
      @timbermicka 4 года назад +1

      Deutsche Qualitat

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 4 года назад +1

      @Luciano Cayo I dared not speak his name, or spell it...*shudder*

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 года назад +5

      @@InvaderTak176 Don't go there or he will challenge you for a boxing match just for criticizing his movies.

  • @CoralReaper707
    @CoralReaper707 2 месяца назад +2

    12:44 is so well synched what the hell

  • @TheySchlendrian
    @TheySchlendrian Год назад +3

    In the movie's defence, in the original language its actually so bad it's funny.
    Especially adding up with bad rhimes plus a voice actor that sounds like herbert the pervert in german.
    My favorite plothole is some random grandma birds in the lion king clone who bribe vultures with computers out of nowhere.

  • @OhSPY.
    @OhSPY. 3 года назад +170

    "ₘᵤₘ" Goldie 'shouted quietly', but when ₘᵤₘ did not react she shouted a bit louder
    "ᴹᵘᵐ!"

    • @victoryjamz
      @victoryjamz 3 года назад +8

      Hey ^mum^ can i have some pizza
      ^mum^ are you listening
      Tell me how to do the weird tiny text pls

    • @OhSPY.
      @OhSPY. 3 года назад +3

      @@victoryjamz Sure sure, just go into Google and look up "tiny text generator", should be the first or second link that comes up.

  • @polysteveshusbandandboyfri644
    @polysteveshusbandandboyfri644 4 года назад +343

    This is kinda creepy just because of the lack of information

  • @rd101
    @rd101 Год назад +4

    14:58 Saberspark sounds so sassy here lmao

  • @crystalalumina
    @crystalalumina 2 года назад +4

    I discovered this studio through a Spanish youtuber named Loulogio, now when he reviewed these movies he would put clips with the Spanish dub and you have no idea how different the quality is, sure it's still bad voice acting, but it actually sounds more competent and has better audio quality, I think even some important Spanish VAs have been on these movies, like I remember hearing the Spanish voice actor for Usopp from One Piece in one of these movies

  • @duckzilla9819
    @duckzilla9819 4 года назад +1519

    Me: *cries about how bad my art is*
    Dingo pictures: *exists*
    Me: okay maybe not
    Edit: pls don't like it has 666 likes
    Edit 2: dammit someone just had to ruin it

    • @Marta-us4pq
      @Marta-us4pq 4 года назад +10

      M00D

    • @thefallenchaoskeeper
      @thefallenchaoskeeper 4 года назад +48

      I will never question my abilities again.

    • @adaslothland850
      @adaslothland850 4 года назад +38

      If they can make money with animation, I CAN TOO.

    • @Ermwhothefart
      @Ermwhothefart 4 года назад +2

      This is my aesthetic

    • @PlagueDocling
      @PlagueDocling 4 года назад +22

      why has THIS of all things inspired me-
      oh yeah- FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SUCKS WORSE THAN I DO

  • @jaefishhh_
    @jaefishhh_ 2 года назад +3

    Every time these voice actors said “Dino” i died inside a little bit.

  • @RocketJo86
    @RocketJo86 3 года назад +9

    You know what is really bad about this? Roswitha Haas actually worked on GOOD products, like localizint Disney picture books. And the US Dub is in some cases better (or at least funnier) than the original German one.

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 4 года назад +231

    "Dingo Pictures is the worst, and nothing will ever surpass it."
    Are you sure about that?
    Edit: Welp, he actually found something EVEN WORSE.

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 года назад +22

      That sounds like a challenge...

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +55

      I'm scared to see how it could get any worse than Dingo.

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 года назад +2

      YEEEEEE

    • @AxoElle
      @AxoElle 4 года назад

      greeny phatom. the true worst

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 4 года назад

      Yee

  • @KaiaBrodbecker
    @KaiaBrodbecker 4 года назад +416

    "So now, i exist on this website reduced to a single instinct... *survive*
    RUclips after the COPPA hits

  • @unicorngirl4462
    @unicorngirl4462 Год назад +2

    5:13 that guy looks like a villager from Minecraft LMAO!!! 😂😂😂

  • @abby-cadabby
    @abby-cadabby 3 года назад +7

    Apparently though, Lugwig Ickert died the day before this video was posted. So, yeah that's honestly weirdly interesting

  • @bobthemonkey7313
    @bobthemonkey7313 4 года назад +605

    The alladin dub sounds like a 5 year old using a 10 year old voice recorder

    • @schmingbeefin4473
      @schmingbeefin4473 4 года назад +13

      Given the fact these were made around over 20 years ago....

    • @malachisantucci-smith4486
      @malachisantucci-smith4486 4 года назад +2

      There is no better way to describe it felt bad for saber

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 4 года назад

      Most of these films, even in the original dub, were in fact voiced by only one adult man and a young boy. Probably Ludwig Ickert and his son.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 4 года назад

      @@RokuroCarisu They sound Dutch, so I don't think so.

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 4 года назад

      @@cameronbosch1213 Why would a German, literally no-budget studio hire Dutch voice actors though?

  • @justsomeponywithamustache8731
    @justsomeponywithamustache8731 4 года назад +830

    You should start saying “Worst so far” from now on.

  • @eitrtine3448
    @eitrtine3448 Год назад +2

    "No, why should I? I hate cold water."
    "Coward."
    -An interaction I have with my mom every time we go to a swimming pool

  • @billygray6776
    @billygray6776 3 года назад +3

    Their website has now closed. Don't know who did it, since both the founders died, but I guess we'll never know.

  • @FinVincent
    @FinVincent 4 года назад +245

    Fun fact: when I was a kid they played the Dingo pictures "Lion King" in a clothing store so I watched it there.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 года назад +32

      H-HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?

    • @begonexenos
      @begonexenos 4 года назад +27

      I'm so sorry. No kid should go through such a terrifying situation.

    • @lakelurker08
      @lakelurker08 4 года назад +12

      My condolences.

    • @shartgore
      @shartgore 4 года назад +1

      holy sh..

    • @sergiocamargo4524
      @sergiocamargo4524 4 года назад +4

      poor soul...

  • @paulrawsonjr.2423
    @paulrawsonjr.2423 4 года назад +212

    “I’m going to go jump off a cliff....
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaa”
    Better acting than Dingo

  • @scrungus7873
    @scrungus7873 Год назад +3

    One time, I was at a friend's house and his mom made us dinner and she put in a movie. I saw my friend choke to death on his food, and then I started screaming, not because he's dead, but because his mom put on the dingo pictures movie alladin. Scariest day of my entire life.

  • @kdragon1557
    @kdragon1557 2 года назад +3

    I remember seeing these movies as a kid in the H&M or C&A (I don't remember which one, these are both big clothing stores in Germany) on a small tube TV weirdly hidden in a corner that was there to entertain Children while their parents were Shopping. I vaguely remember seeing the Lion King like one, the dinosaur thing, the dogs one, and the one with the crow or Black bird thing. I do not remember what they were about or even what language they were in (probably german tho).
    Tldr:
    I remember unvalunteerly watching these movies as a child and I just got reminded my childhood was even more obscure than it already was.

  • @jilaru1550
    @jilaru1550 3 года назад +1021

    The yee dinosaur looks like someone's creepy grandfather who got left in an abandoned retirement home in the woods for too long, and is now hunting for children.

    • @devil_flair5371
      @devil_flair5371 3 года назад +24

      Lol

    • @Kirby0189
      @Kirby0189 3 года назад +53

      A much better-sounding plot than the actual movie he's from.

    • @cyberdance4578
      @cyberdance4578 2 года назад +3

      Don’t Breathe 3 plot confirmed?

    • @LizzieMidford
      @LizzieMidford 2 года назад +4

      So specific yet so right

    • @DarksteelHeart
      @DarksteelHeart 2 года назад +13

      With his murder cry being the terror of death itself....
      "Yee"

  • @oxfordshoes
    @oxfordshoes 4 года назад +2512

    This is it. This is where Saber finally went insane.

    • @redskies3943
      @redskies3943 4 года назад +40

      Have you seen The korean christmass Special?

    • @chairy-phone-9946
      @chairy-phone-9946 3 года назад +11

      I think Insane as a fraction of it

    • @FacelessUnicyclist
      @FacelessUnicyclist 3 года назад +7

      Clearly you haven’t seen his bargain binge episode or his Drunk ReCap episode

    • @MR.MEEP0
      @MR.MEEP0 3 года назад +2

      He did

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 3 года назад +3

      Or turned full on drama queen

  • @AmoebaInk
    @AmoebaInk 2 года назад +3

    I'm impressed someone ripped off just the animated chunk of Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

  • @zicdragon
    @zicdragon 2 года назад +3

    So I heard that Dingo pictures is coming back after the two original owners died. They have a Kickstarter for a documentary about them and I think they will answer fan questions too!

  • @pinkhairvulcanus8153
    @pinkhairvulcanus8153 4 года назад +322

    "This is the worst."
    Maybe you shouldn't talk to soon.

    • @danielkiciak9899
      @danielkiciak9899 4 года назад +6

      He truly shouldn't, especially because of THIS D8: ruclips.net/video/ojb2QFXmMtw/видео.html

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +1

      @@danielkiciak9899 With this. At least it's freaking animated. Also, I actually got to talk to the guy who made it on deviantart, and he's actually pretty chill. He's not a sadist, like most people believe. He was trying to make a statement. Yeah, it got jumbled up as heck, but I found it pretty interesting.

    • @danielkiciak9899
      @danielkiciak9899 4 года назад +2

      @@pundertalefan4391 Is it possible to clear up a bit your explaination? Like, who do you mean with "the guy who made it you've got to talk to on DeviantArt"?

  • @plasma6845
    @plasma6845 4 года назад +759

    Saberspark : "The Dingo pictures cartoons are the worst of the worst."
    (Some time later...)
    Saberspark : *manages to find something worse*

    • @formorian5
      @formorian5 4 года назад +67

      If Saber finds someyhing worse than this, we'll never know. It will end with him being commited or vanishing into some eldritch void.

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 4 года назад +6

      Even “Comedy World” (the old theme) had some rejected “Family Guy” characters, and now “Business Friendly” now has rejected “South Park” characters.

    • @Scriblyn
      @Scriblyn 4 года назад +1

      Poor, poor Saber.

    • @thesuperstarswebshow
      @thesuperstarswebshow 4 года назад +5

      I’m kinda excited for Saber to find the next worst thing 😆

    • @ZaydinTTV
      @ZaydinTTV 4 года назад +9

      I'm not sure you can do worse than Dingo Pictures. If someone ever manages to be worse than Dingo odds are it'll be a sign of the apocalypse.

  • @charleshardison9950
    @charleshardison9950 Год назад +1

    Shout out to Caddicarus, without whom I never would have known about these crimes against animation

  • @thekidfromiowa
    @thekidfromiowa Год назад +2

    Dingo Pictures Mufasa sounds like a poor man's Alan Rickman.