Mulan is the Worst Disney Live-Action Remake So Far

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @tala9817
    @tala9817 4 года назад +11328

    A chinese woman made a twitter thread about how inaccurate the movie was culture wise so the argument that they cut out a bunch of stuff for culture just hurts much worse.

  • @kevintang9913
    @kevintang9913 4 года назад +1848

    Beloved Disney original film: *exists
    Disney: "I can milk you"

    • @pizzatime.7030
      @pizzatime.7030 4 года назад +44

      Sorry i think you got that wrong, i think you meant to say ''I WILL milk you''.

    • @kevintang9913
      @kevintang9913 4 года назад +6

      @@pizzatime.7030 XD So true

    • @largeformatmaster2994
      @largeformatmaster2994 4 года назад +6

      Mustiboi Salman And Frozen. The sequel is so god-awful. It’s quite frankly one of, if not, the worst Disney movie I’ve ever seen. I know there’s probably worse, but that was just a stupid continuation of something that I bet didn’t need a sequel. Ralph Breaks the Internet was stupid, but at least it wasn’t trying to make me go absolutely insane (unless you count the stupidity of the movie that might make me insane of course) But still, Disney is just dead to me. I’ve had enough. I’m done.

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад

      @@largeformatmaster2994 my family and i were at the movie theater and we
      Paid a lot to watch it. We did a vote. I wanted a good movie, and they asked for garbage. Guess which. Movie won the vote.

    • @Jemmy_867
      @Jemmy_867 3 года назад

      They did it long time bud

  • @Santiago-pd4en
    @Santiago-pd4en 4 года назад +2558

    "We cut Mushu out of the movie because we wanted to be more realistic"......
    The movie starts with a little girl doing parkour across rooftops, we have a witch that transform into a dozen birds and Mulan doesn't prove to everyone that no matter your gender you can push yourself forward and improve upon yourself and prove everyone that even in a toxic male environment a woman can also shine....but instead she just born with magic powers...

    • @evancraig-w7q
      @evancraig-w7q 4 года назад +106

      This movie says it wants to be realistic, but in the opening scene when she was the powers, the concept of realistic goes to shit

    • @ToonReel001
      @ToonReel001 4 года назад +53

      They mean the 'cool' type of 'realistic', as in super in your face gritty and dark and absolutely no humour or whimsy or colour in any way so you know this is the 'grown up's' version of Mulan.

    • @harrypotteranddisneyfan5800
      @harrypotteranddisneyfan5800 4 года назад +8

      Exactly this is so bad. Like seriously 😒 Mulan animated was amazing 😉. Comparing the movies. Animated Mulan 😄 Live Action☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @evancraig-w7q
      @evancraig-w7q 4 года назад +11

      Also the phoenix

    • @coolerreviews6580
      @coolerreviews6580 4 года назад +24

      @Chin Wing LIU Because they never tried to be realistic with those ones,they said they wanted this to be “realistic” but it ended up as a waste of money

  • @huzaifahahmed4303
    @huzaifahahmed4303 3 года назад +1258

    You can tell Schaff's angry when he doesn't use as many Tamatoa pictures in his review.
    Not a SINGLE frame of his face is enough to truly express the anger within.

  • @florussell9116
    @florussell9116 4 года назад +912

    when the soldiers find the little child's doll and realise SHE's the girl worth fighting for !!!!?
    this film had zero emotion. zero

    • @caljernes
      @caljernes 4 года назад +60

      Indeed! Mulan 1998 is much more darker and have more emotions. And also I want to mention as well the time when there was a 2 soldiers that Huns caught and they were ask to send a message to the emperor but they only let them deliver it by one soldier. And one of the Huns shot down the other guy while they were running. Damn

    • @32andu
      @32andu 5 дней назад +1

      Yes! That’s the point of “A girl worth fighting for” it’s not these guys future wives, but this little girl who was killed.

  • @benjaminhaines7145
    @benjaminhaines7145 4 года назад +15535

    Disney: We removed Mushu to make the movie more serious and real.
    Also Disney: PAPER PHOENIX

    • @Smileeeeeys
      @Smileeeeeys 4 года назад +1458

      Also also Disney: Mulan has magic chi powers now woop woop

    • @Blueflamex23
      @Blueflamex23 4 года назад +739

      Also also also also Disney: BIRD LADY

    • @benjaminhaines7145
      @benjaminhaines7145 4 года назад +171

      Um ok imma be real, I did not expect this to reach 200 thumbs up in an hour.
      ThAnks FOR tHe rEddit GolD Kind StRangers.
      I will just move this to the bottom if anyone wants to continue the chain BTW

    • @hotpotatodude3473
      @hotpotatodude3473 4 года назад +82

      @@benjaminhaines7145 wholesome chungus

    • @rosierotibi2973
      @rosierotibi2973 4 года назад +84

      Paper Phoenix go whoooosh

  • @lyn4483
    @lyn4483 4 года назад +7153

    “This movie has the worst editing ever”
    Me : it can’t be that bad
    “I literally did not edit anything you’re seeing on screen rn”
    Me : ...oh

    • @cornboi4217
      @cornboi4217 4 года назад +364

      Yeah I watched the movie, he’s not lying the action scenes were pretty bad.

    • @theoneandonlyever
      @theoneandonlyever 4 года назад +235

      i literally started zoning out bc it hurt my eyes so bad

    • @kneal9203
      @kneal9203 4 года назад +91

      I felt like I was in a whirlpool lol

    • @kneal9203
      @kneal9203 4 года назад +57

      @@cornboi4217 sorry you paid 30 dollars to watch this

    • @yvonnedowns2068
      @yvonnedowns2068 4 года назад +89

      It's like...avatar last airbender live action level editing! 🤮🤮🤮 it looks awful!!!

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 2 года назад +1645

    Something else I hate is how the main villain dies.
    In the animated version, he gets launched into a bunch of fireworks and exploding in a fire of colors. Cartoony, but somewhat realistic. You can absolutely die from fireworks.
    In the live action version, the emperor catches an arrow flying at him at top speed like an anime character, throws it, and Not Mulan kicks it with enough power to pierce and kill him.
    They absolutely butchered it. No other words for it.

    • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
      @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 2 года назад +77

      "Butchered" is pretty appropriate in this context

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 2 года назад +34

      @@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Butchered is a strong word. It's the right word, but still.

    • @Aimi_Kaneko
      @Aimi_Kaneko Год назад +89

      I never seen the remake and hearing this version of the villain’s death just made me lose braincells

    • @twotruckslyrics
      @twotruckslyrics Год назад +11

      @@Aimi_Kanekous 🤝

    • @reinor-m1m
      @reinor-m1m Год назад +30

      exactly plus I think its symbolic I mean the fire works symbolis how an empire falling is a captavating yet scary site cause it could happen to yours

  • @mikewazowski3335
    @mikewazowski3335 4 года назад +19405

    The animated Mulan had the theme “Anyone can be a hero” but the live action had the theme that “You have to be born special to be a hero”

    • @kingdionysus1867
      @kingdionysus1867 3 года назад +1513

      As Zuko stated, in the best of my memory, "I was lucky to be born; she (Azula) was born lucky."
      Literally what live-action Mulan said. You gotta be fuckin' born lucky just to be a hero.

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 3 года назад +429

      Thank you Mike Wazowski

    • @NicoEdgy
      @NicoEdgy 3 года назад +397

      She needs superpowers to be a worthy opponent to male villains

    • @danielinteressante5886
      @danielinteressante5886 3 года назад +26

      I was the like 420

    • @cryptic_shirmp1895
      @cryptic_shirmp1895 3 года назад +98

      I’m special ed so I’m a hero

  • @coffeetable240
    @coffeetable240 4 года назад +827

    It's like they say: you only really notice the editing in movies when it's done poorly.

    • @Why_It
      @Why_It 4 года назад +60

      When it's really good, you'll be too immersed to notice it.

    • @h4iliann
      @h4iliann 4 года назад +26

      exactly! and if the editing is on point i wouldn’t notice anything since it looks realistic. the editing in this movie is so bad i notice it like almost every 5 mins omg

    • @andreaswesterveld
      @andreaswesterveld 4 года назад +8

      Or when it's done extremly well. Like in Breaking Bad or in a Stanley Kubrick movie

    • @turquoisecrow4513
      @turquoisecrow4513 4 года назад +2

      Or when it’s really trippy

    • @Emolgun
      @Emolgun Месяц назад +1

      "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
      -God, Futurama S3E20 "Godfellas"

  • @jasonwillows5239
    @jasonwillows5239 4 года назад +5567

    This movie spent way, way more time establishing the fact that Mulan was a female than they did establishing characters.

    • @The_Cheezit_Man
      @The_Cheezit_Man 3 года назад +278

      I feel like Disney is so afraid of media nowadays. In most of their recent movies you can’t go 5 seconds without them trying to shove the idea of feminism *down your throat so far Cardi B would be satisfied* .Now, I’m all about feminism and woman’s rights, but Wholy shit your a kids company that’s supposed to have these hidden messages and meanings. At least TRY and make it subliminal Wholy crap.

    • @NicoEdgy
      @NicoEdgy 3 года назад +110

      The funny thing is she wasn’t a hero as a strong woman, she was a f***ing superhero

    • @andershusmo5235
      @andershusmo5235 3 года назад +185

      I wonder how long it's going to take Disney to realize that female isn't a character trait.

    • @DoValeeeeeee
      @DoValeeeeeee 3 года назад +9

      Woman*

    • @NicoEdgy
      @NicoEdgy 3 года назад +28

      @@DoValeeeeeee Female means woman

  • @AnonyBoiii
    @AnonyBoiii 3 года назад +733

    Director/producers: “We wanted to make this film realistic”
    Also the directors/producers: *Hits money blunt* “Witches, Phoenixes and Mulan Skywalker”

    • @hazeltade3679
      @hazeltade3679 10 месяцев назад +19

      Also Mongol women being kept out of battle lmao like I’m not gonna go around and say they were feminists but the idea that women fighting was alien to them is ridiculous

  • @lucymallory997
    @lucymallory997 4 года назад +1765

    the message from this movie is women can only be strong if they were born special and "not like other girls"

    • @chinesedramafan4787
      @chinesedramafan4787 4 года назад +23

      My brother owns a sword but he might as well give it to me cuz I take over it.

    • @smartstuf1026
      @smartstuf1026 4 года назад +81

      oh shit this really is just the "not like other girls" thing but literally

    • @inanakatheboss3001
      @inanakatheboss3001 4 года назад +12

      @@chinesedramafan4787 good for you?

    • @chinesedramafan4787
      @chinesedramafan4787 4 года назад +11

      @@inanakatheboss3001 lol, i said this because nobody is born special, but we can earn our own unique talents.

    • @skaisathedutchie7003
      @skaisathedutchie7003 4 года назад +6

      She’s not like other girls, she’s a robot.

  • @asahid3786
    @asahid3786 4 года назад +7965

    Disney is trying so hard to show us they're feminists that they forget about writing an actual personality for their female lead

    • @luislatinoman7055
      @luislatinoman7055 4 года назад +714

      The worst part is they gave up actual entertainment for female empowerment here, but... *They failed that too.* Not every woman has chi running through their veins that magically makes them good at everything. So how the fuck is this supposed to inspire them?

    • @sheenshah5253
      @sheenshah5253 4 года назад +343

      Disney teaching young girls, u r only worth if u r born prodigies or have super powers. 🤦‍♀️

    • @Mystery_channel666
      @Mystery_channel666 4 года назад +96

      @@sheenshah5253 more like a brainwash instead of teaching lol

    • @armidagonzalez7254
      @armidagonzalez7254 4 года назад +217

      The best thing about Mulan as a character was her determination and capacity to face challenges, but they took that away. They threw away what really made her a strong woman and gave her superhero powers instead.

    • @Win090949
      @Win090949 4 года назад +51

      We should have a movie where the main character is an emotionless Mary Sue that later gains a personality or emotions, probably through male influence- oh wait that’s Wonder Woman

  • @shemdraws
    @shemdraws 4 года назад +3524

    "I don't care about the children! I just care about their parent's money!"
    -Mr. Krabs
    This quote perfectly represents modern Disney.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +200

      "What inspired you to create these live action remakes to your classic films?"
      "Money."

    • @jaimebustillofernandez3901
      @jaimebustillofernandez3901 4 года назад +107

      Disney: "Am I really gonna remake my classic movies for money?"
      "OF COURSE I AM!"

    • @mittycommitspizzatime92
      @mittycommitspizzatime92 4 года назад +54

      At least Mr. Krabs has a heart...

    • @sunshineholtzlander5593
      @sunshineholtzlander5593 4 года назад +32

      Walt Disney is turning over in his grave and screaming his head off😭😭😭😭

    • @chrisrockett5897
      @chrisrockett5897 4 года назад +31

      @@sunshineholtzlander5593 Nah, dude made pretty racist characters in his old movies.

  • @tiberiusfemur374
    @tiberiusfemur374 3 года назад +456

    You know, I've been thinking about this for a long time. You mention that the cricket gets all the hate in the world for ruining Mulan's chances with the matchmaker and not Mulan herself. That is true and the cricket deserves it, but why was the cricket given to Mulan? It was given by her Grandmother based on the belief that crickets give good luck, and we clearly see this belief is false.
    And with that understanding, a gong went off in my head. This theme, the idea of traditions being flawed or even counterintuitive is shown all the way throughout the film, not just in the human charecters, but in the story beats as well.
    Going back to the grandma, her belief in the cricket's luck is almost hypocritical as her first line is her chiding the mother's worries.
    ("I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck."
    "How much luck can they be? They're dead.")
    It is true that she crossed the road, but that could have happened without the cricket.
    Mushu is the only one of the guardians we see and from minute one, we are shown is unhelpful and pathetic at his job. (Rip Fa Zane). During the training montage as well, the most Mushu tries is cheating. And when he tries to awaken The Great Stone Dragon, he does so with no reverence, no care to this being it is hinted is far above anything he could have been.
    Speaking of The Great Stone Dragon, this thing is given such importance, such reverence by the family and ancestors. In the scene before Mulan's haircutting, we see her beside the statue, sitting in it's lap as a child would a comforting parent for guidance. And yet she makes her own decision after seeing the turmoil of her actual family. And the final nail in the coffin is that this great statue is just that, a statue, broken by what is reguarded as a failure of a spirit.
    But the biggest thing that cements this all is how Mushu ensures the troop goes to war; not by magic trickery or spiritual divination, but by disguising as a human messenger with news.
    In short the animated movie is the theme 'magic doesn't help you win' done right rather than treating it as a wink to the audience.

    • @helenaperez4343
      @helenaperez4343 3 года назад +48

      That’s actually a really intriguing analysis.

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 3 года назад +83

      it could be argued that cricket ruining the meeting with the matchmaker *was* good luck as it set in motion the series of events that led to Mulan saving China, though I am quite a fan of your take on things too

    • @Faux_Sunlight
      @Faux_Sunlight 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@skeleletonboi4533 the best movies have themes that can be approached with multiple points of view.

    • @redrubytwilightxx8700
      @redrubytwilightxx8700 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@Faux_Sunlight or that Mulan would have been miserable if she was successful with the matchmaker.

  • @Emirichu
    @Emirichu 4 года назад +29083

    I was already uninterested in this movie because it's a live action remake, but then I find out they completed omitted the iconic hair cutting scene with the banger 80s synths and now im INSULTED

    • @ghadasarraj1174
      @ghadasarraj1174 4 года назад +394

      Omg hiii~

    • @sophie-ns6jw
      @sophie-ns6jw 4 года назад +306

      WOAH HI

    • @stellarstar1510
      @stellarstar1510 4 года назад +793

      I 100% agree with you on this! It's just horrible that Disney has done this to the most iconic scene of Mulan.

    • @lostdog11
      @lostdog11 4 года назад +223

      i love your content and the mulan from this movie is just a bad fanfiction of rambo with magic

    • @ramram_1904
      @ramram_1904 4 года назад +117

      I'm literally not sure if I should actually be watching it just to see if it's legit bad as everyone is saying.. but it honestly feels like a waste of time to even try and do that lol (Also I love ur content! ^^)

  • @xoshanland
    @xoshanland 4 года назад +6517

    1998: A girl worth fighting for
    2020: A film worth not watching

    • @ausername8699
      @ausername8699 4 года назад +179

      I really hope they don't butcher Hunchback of Notre Dame. Out of all the live action remakes, this one needs to be good.

    • @xoshanland
      @xoshanland 4 года назад +123

      @@ausername8699 omg I didn’t know they were making that- I’m actually terrified they will fuck it up !!!! 🙈

    • @ausername8699
      @ausername8699 4 года назад +59

      @@xoshanland It's on their remake list, but it probably won't come out for a long time due to Covid. Hopefully they learn from Mulan because it lost a ton of money trying to be both Chinese and Westernized at the same time.
      Hunchback should relatively easier to adapt since its more similar Les Miserables than Mulan.

    • @evancraig-w7q
      @evancraig-w7q 4 года назад +29

      @@ausername8699 it's a bad idea because scary big shoulder man would scare the toddlers that are watching because their grandma bought the wrong DVD instead of the real Hunchback of Notre Dame. All the Disney live-action remakes are just cash grabs

    • @shinysnivy6604
      @shinysnivy6604 4 года назад +21

      @@ausername8699 Oh god they are gonna ruin hellfire somehow aren't they.

  • @mossbag69
    @mossbag69 4 года назад +7925

    "so far"

  • @lovelycloudyskies
    @lovelycloudyskies 2 года назад +459

    The actress for Mulan didn’t show ANY emotion, just had the same blank stare pinned on her face.

    • @nikoskonstantinidis4069
      @nikoskonstantinidis4069 Год назад +24

      it's an independent woman from live-action-disney
      what did we expect?

    • @yoshi_chuck05
      @yoshi_chuck05 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@nikoskonstantinidis4069Oh yeah right! They DONT have souls GREAT! 🫠

    • @boyboilNEO9055
      @boyboilNEO9055 8 месяцев назад +3

      Pokémon sun and moon

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@boyboilNEO9055at least they :) instead of : |

  • @imakerandomvideos8267
    @imakerandomvideos8267 4 года назад +2529

    “You may look like a beloved Disney movie. But you will never bring your fans honor!”

    • @raneensaleh4795
      @raneensaleh4795 4 года назад +18

      Exactly 💪🏽

    • @missimperfectlyfine7
      @missimperfectlyfine7 4 года назад +40

      i thought of zuko from ATLA when i read ‘honor’ lol

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 4 года назад +4

      Because it is closer to the myth, not the one you watch in childhood.

    • @ghostrangerz8273
      @ghostrangerz8273 4 года назад +7

      Eavy Eavy well apparently you’ve never heard the myth.

    • @sophiaprocter1628
      @sophiaprocter1628 4 года назад +2

      Eavy Eavy the movie about a witch and a talking crow was more realistic to the real story of mulan?

  • @rumsand
    @rumsand 4 года назад +1832

    "Let's make this more accurate to the actual mulan story!"
    Proceeds to add a witch, which *isn't* in the actual tale.

    • @BeautifulObscurity
      @BeautifulObscurity 4 года назад +155

      And also not really a thing in Chinese folklore in general.

    • @lavii3355
      @lavii3355 4 года назад +52

      They added a WITCH

    • @giftedunderachiever5919
      @giftedunderachiever5919 4 года назад +129

      Has anyone read the actual tale? Because I have, and there’s very little in it. It’s not an epic novel. It’s a ballad. It goes roughly like this: “There’s a war. My father has no sons. I’ll go to war. We won. The Emperor offers me a promotion. I go home instead. After 12 years, you didn’t know I was a woman.” There’s nothing beyond the barest bones of a story, and only three characters are mentioned.

    • @hinaw0w395
      @hinaw0w395 4 года назад +24

      @@giftedunderachiever5919 12 years? I thought in the og they found out Mulan was a woman pretty quickly. Guess I was wrong lmao

    • @midgetmarshmallow3357
      @midgetmarshmallow3357 4 года назад +99

      @@hinaw0w395 yeah, apparently she got promoted 10 ranks and went 12 years undetected as a woman. They only found out once they visited her home and saw her in make-up and a dress. Part of Mulan's ballad was talking about how differences may exist between men and women, but in the end, when they are living and fighting side by side, why do those differences matter? Something along those lines :)

  • @poggerd7319
    @poggerd7319 3 года назад +5513

    1998: A girl worth fighting for
    2020: A film not worth paying for

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 3 года назад +74

      1998 actually.
      *UPDATE* . I saw you corrected it.

    • @taite8435
      @taite8435 3 года назад +16

      copy and pasted from another comment?

    • @poggerd7319
      @poggerd7319 3 года назад +21

      I did not copy and paste we both had similar comments

    • @adorablehuman6398
      @adorablehuman6398 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 3 года назад +12

      *The viewers to Disney after the remakes:* "Are they blind?.. Suffering from some form of brain damage?"
      ( I just did a reference to your profile pic, but it fits. )

  • @abnormal_zen
    @abnormal_zen 3 года назад +1859

    1998: Mulan has to LEARN how to fight, but her major talent is the smart moves she makes. Brains over brawn
    2020: MULAN BUILT DIFFERENT

    • @dustymcwari4468
      @dustymcwari4468 Год назад +68

      Also, even her wits needed some refining, she was only using her talents to be a lazy loaf, which only lead to messy halfassed jobs and her getting very lost if she was not allowed to cheat her way out, the board game clip showed her untapped potential as a problem solver, and the training helped her strengthen that aspect of hers, while also greatly reducing her weaknesses, making her all the more balanced and capable

    • @carlosmattessich3883
      @carlosmattessich3883 Год назад +6

      1998*

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL Год назад +5

      1998

    • @HER0_
      @HER0_ Год назад +5

      YESSIR

    • @shawnrheaume7114
      @shawnrheaume7114 Год назад +4

      I agree that this 2020 remake is so bad

  • @ackee39
    @ackee39 4 года назад +4025

    Disney: lets make this movie more realistic with no talking animals!
    Also disney: mulan now has chi power thingy lol

    • @blitz4779
      @blitz4779 4 года назад +231

      Also a witch who can turn into birds

    • @citruxii3625
      @citruxii3625 4 года назад +29

      Plus I don’t think There spirit or main mythical animal is a Phoenix I’m pretty sure it’s a dragon :/

    • @notshardain
      @notshardain 4 года назад +44

      @@citruxii3625 The dragon in chinese culture is meant to represent the emperor, iirc. Which was a large part of the problem chinese audiences had with the original disney film.

    • @AquaLantern
      @AquaLantern 4 года назад +41

      Antique R0se that’s confusing to me because Mulan has always been associated with dragons. Her family’s spirit guardian is a dragon, she uses dragon-shaped fireworks to fight the Huns, the medal she gets from the Emperor has a dragon on it, etc.
      But for SOME reason, they changed it to a phoenix because... I don’t know! Symbolism of being reborn, I guess!

    • @citruxii3625
      @citruxii3625 4 года назад +4

      LordManda2 that’s what I was saying I don’t understand why they made it a Phoenix no point and to have it just for a couple of clips

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 4 года назад +1443

    Hello, I work for Disney, and I'm proud to announce that we're remaking The Princess and The Frog.
    We're getting rid of all the magic, because we want the movie to be as realistic as possible.
    Also, we're getting rid of Prince Naveen.
    And we're getting rid of all the references to racism, since we want this to be a family friendly movie.
    We're also getting rid of all the music. And literally any sound.
    There's now a brand new character who can transform into an army of frogs, and she's also the main villain.

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 4 года назад +86

      ngl the last idea would be great

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +314

      @@justasmltwngir1732 Oh, ok. Thanks for telling me. :)
      I'll get rid of that idea. We can't have anything interesting in our movie

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +159

      @@justasmltwngir1732 Seriously though, now I wanna make a movie about a lady who can turn into an army of frogs

    • @meredythwithay5187
      @meredythwithay5187 4 года назад +31

      Memento mori

    • @abrilortegareyes3059
      @abrilortegareyes3059 4 года назад +9

      @@genericname2747 lol

  • @KingKlonoa
    @KingKlonoa 4 года назад +5496

    I was at my dad's house on Labor Day, and he said "hey why don't we watch Mulan?" And hey, the original might be my favorite Disney movie ever made, and I may have been religiously avoiding everything about the live action version since its announcement, but HEY: it can't be that bad right?
    Watching the live action movie felt akin to having my soul sucked out in real-time. I couldn't agree more with EVERYTHING said in this. Bravo.

    • @Logan-th9is
      @Logan-th9is 4 года назад +39

      My dad did the same thing

    • @braxdonjohnson1765
      @braxdonjohnson1765 4 года назад +55

      Wait, you watch this channel? It's always fun to see a youtuber you like watching another youtuber you like

    • @m0ckyzo185
      @m0ckyzo185 4 года назад +55

      Mulan was better represented in KH2 and saying that hurts my soul

    • @Monad7961
      @Monad7961 4 года назад +1

      @UCi_WHT-mh8aRI9FsKnF8cdQ wait you do know he doesn't actually mean he may even like other movies and irrelevanttly saying it to make it sell more because that's marketing is it not

    • @Monad7961
      @Monad7961 4 года назад

      @@Logan-th9is um its marketing his not actually meaning it

  • @chocolateaddictedartist5924
    @chocolateaddictedartist5924 3 года назад +129

    This movie is basically saying: 'girls, you don't have to grow, change, and learn from your mistakes as long as you're badass. And just to be clear, only badass women can be heroines.'

    • @thedoodlianfella
      @thedoodlianfella 8 месяцев назад +3

      Congrats! You successfully described the Disney version of brainrot!

  • @juliamoriarty1918
    @juliamoriarty1918 4 года назад +1429

    this movie was supposed to be “empowering” for women, right? well, as a woman, i’d like to say... it failed spectacularly. there’s nothing fun or charming about it, and nothing sticks with you like in the original. mulan and the rest of the characters have the personalities of cardboard here.

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 4 года назад +51

      It’s amazing how much this movie failed and actually ended up with a message that does the opposite of empower woman :/

    • @raffelasssura3422
      @raffelasssura3422 4 года назад +23

      Dont diss my cardboard homies like that

    • @RandomPerson-zw2ze
      @RandomPerson-zw2ze 4 года назад +7

      they are basically just soulless husks-

    • @luislatinoman7055
      @luislatinoman7055 4 года назад +17

      Imagine having a remake with an actual effort to be empowering, but in actuality the original version was far more inspiring without even giving a shit.

    • @zimora4422
      @zimora4422 4 года назад

      Istg

  • @maddi1168
    @maddi1168 4 года назад +17628

    say it with me kids: not everything needs to be live action, animation is WONDERFUL

    • @lysparks5319
      @lysparks5319 4 года назад +549

      I mean some things need to be live action but remaking something that was originally in animation, in live action probably won’t work.

    • @LivingLifeSaba
      @LivingLifeSaba 4 года назад +596

      One word: money.

    • @trippatepis6489
      @trippatepis6489 4 года назад +175

      The only thing that needs to be in live action is Pokemon.
      And I do mean no CGI and no puppetry or robotics.

    • @mehsayori
      @mehsayori 4 года назад +41

      Aye aye captain.

    • @malu5117
      @malu5117 4 года назад +70

      There is already a live action movie for mulan before this and it's waaayy better

  • @lemdem
    @lemdem 3 года назад +8205

    Original movie: Hard work and determination will make you succeed
    Live action: Fuck hard work, I have the power of God and anime on my side!

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 3 года назад +225

      AHHHHHHH-

    • @shaniadirstein3650
      @shaniadirstein3650 3 года назад +432

      1998 : Hard working, butt kicking female who trains along men and who starts off her training experience making mistakes but keeps working and trying and uses her smarts and self discipline to get better and improve.... Never gives up!
      2020 : M A G I C

    • @jakethepillowsnake4098
      @jakethepillowsnake4098 3 года назад +27

      Underrated comment.

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 3 года назад +25

      Plot armor

    • @hollowsid9623
      @hollowsid9623 3 года назад +15

      i love these comments

  • @williammyers2190
    @williammyers2190 Год назад +163

    I am a straight man. Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies of all time. 1998 one. In that version she had something called character growth. She starts out as bumbling somewhat of a disappointment to her parents who doubts her worth in the family. Yet she deeply loves her family enough to the point of going her fathers place where impersonating a man would mean death. She is weak physically at first bad at anything martial and yet with time and training she grows stronger and earns the respect from her fellow soldiers. She leads by example and puts her life on the line to save China her friends and most importantly her family by going to shoot the cannon by herself. She is revealed to be a woman and banished. She again saves China well at least the emperor. When she gets home she is accepted well more so haha and she’s confident to approach li Shang for dinner. The songs are awesome the set up etc. it’s funny it shows mass death wounds war fighting. It also shows the amount of sexism that has existed historically in which women have been oppressed and how she overcame stereotypes and earned respect of men to show the strength all women possess. Yet this movie screwed that up. She’s a Mary sue who is the quote unquote the secret weapon from the start. The whole shell die is not there. There is no character growth cuz there’s almost no character. Obviously I was very very disappointed with the remake haha.

  • @incredidude101
    @incredidude101 4 года назад +9794

    Going to take a wild guess and say that the horse in the animated version has more of a personality than anyone on the remake.

    • @R3TR0S_Vids
      @R3TR0S_Vids 4 года назад +446

      Yeah pretty much

    • @yes_hi_there
      @yes_hi_there 4 года назад +691

      The funny fact is, that yes, the horse has more personality

    • @ElvenPrince
      @ElvenPrince 4 года назад +416

      What horse? I only remember there being a cow.

    • @R3TR0S_Vids
      @R3TR0S_Vids 4 года назад +143

      @@ElvenPrince ....The horse that Mulan rode most of the original movie

    • @ElvenPrince
      @ElvenPrince 4 года назад +497

      @@R3TR0S_Vids that was a cow, i fully trust mushu on this.

  • @Zulk_RS
    @Zulk_RS 4 года назад +2027

    Me: Damn, I'm not digging this new editing style Schaf is experimenting with. It's too jumpy and makes my eyes hurt.
    Schaf: I did not edit any of the shit you're seeing on the screen right now. This is all how it looks in the movie.
    Me: Oh... Oh no.

    • @chouniro
      @chouniro 4 года назад +66

      I never expected to get motion sickness from a video on such a small screen

    • @zurielschubert9410
      @zurielschubert9410 4 года назад +32

      Lmao Chinese action scene goes BRRRRRR
      *my dad watched a lot of kung fu movie. At least the old ones. And it's basically **-swish swoosh cling cling cling-** I do not love you mother, you killed my sister - flies then swoosh - then you are not my father*

    • @websurfer945
      @websurfer945 4 года назад +10

      Exactly xD I was so annoyed till he says that’s not edited

    • @Fearthecow792
      @Fearthecow792 4 года назад +9

      I actually started to feel nauseous when he started complaining about the editing, watching the scenes back-to-back. This is attrocious, holy crap.

    • @AnythingGeeky
      @AnythingGeeky 4 года назад

      YUP

  • @captloki13
    @captloki13 4 года назад +2971

    Disney: We will remake Mulan with a realistic tone
    Also Disney: Here's a magical witch!

    • @Set2Seth
      @Set2Seth 4 года назад +48

      Also ALSO Disney: Hey moltres exists here :D

    • @ipaunski
      @ipaunski 4 года назад +15

      The witch was the best character lmaoooo

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад +56

      also also ALSO disney:
      WITH thE HElP Of HeR magiCALL PHeoNIx PoKeMoN

    • @essejay7952
      @essejay7952 4 года назад +22

      I mean a witch existing in the time isn't dumb but adding her to the story and making her a bird was very retarded

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 4 года назад +1

      @@essejay7952 also why a witch isn't that a very western thing? There has to be an equivalent of some sort?

  • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
    @SCP_Wandsman13_13 2 года назад +106

    This reminds me of that time someone tried to make an airplane after the Wright Brothers did it, but got rid of everything that made the plane fly. It was in the air for two seconds before dropping at least 60 feet.

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 2 года назад +2

      Wait that happened? Now you've got me curious dear fellow

    • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
      @SCP_Wandsman13_13 2 года назад +4

      @@skygard49 I don't remember much, but I do know that for the moment it was in the air, it became the world's first plane to be on a postcard.

  • @miniluv7330
    @miniluv7330 3 года назад +2545

    Disney: Gets rid of Mushu for not being realistic enough
    Also Disney: hErE, hAvE A pHoENiX aNd a ShAPeShIFtiNG wITcH

    • @heihogreenzx4704
      @heihogreenzx4704 3 года назад +165

      As the person who gives this the 100th like:
      Mushu, Shang, Yao, Ling, Chien-Po, and Mulan being a well done protagonist who becomes better through her determination - Not realistic enough.
      Wall-running Ninjas (Ninjas being a JAPANESE thing), Shapeshifting bird-witch, a Phoenix that looks like a fucking dollar store piñata, and making Mulan into a Mary Sue and trying to excuse it with Chi magic - Apparently realistic.
      I guess, according to Disney’s logic, we’re living in a fantasy world.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 года назад +47

      And Mulan has chi powers

    • @drby163
      @drby163 Год назад +38

      ​@@heihogreenzx4704 also it's hilarious how they wanted their money makers, the Chinese audience, to like this movie so they made it "more focused on Chinese culture" than the original but for ex the Phoenix, ot didn't match the Chinese interpretation at all but more on the Egyptian one, the fact that people in China also hated this movie and the fact that it's even less culturally accurate than the original is just something else

    • @dustymcwari4468
      @dustymcwari4468 Год назад +5

      @@heihogreenzx4704 and they all grew stronger because they all supported each other, they went from weak misfits to a powerful force when they stopped fighting and started working as a team
      Whereas in this movie, everyone else just exists and is irrelevant, and Mulan is already perfect since she was a little girl, all she does is just obey when to use her powers, and being a model soldier

    • @yukishiro3287
      @yukishiro3287 Год назад +2

      ​@@heihogreenzx4704 the way they even use the so-called "chi" is completely wrong because it's a reference to blood circulation. Makes me want to bang my head for the writers to say that "you must be honest" or smth along the lines. It pisses me off

  • @macyjade1093
    @macyjade1093 4 года назад +1833

    I originally thought this was going to be a historically accurate version of Mulan and that reason they removed mushu and the songs was to allow for a more accurate and serious movie. After watching it I realized no this is just Disney’s mulan but striped of everything that made it great. It, like all the other live action remakes, is nostalgia bait nothing more.

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 4 года назад +28

      Nostalgia isn't the only purpose. It's also to let the kids in this new generation know about the movies. I was upset when my youngest sister watched Aladdin AND Beauty and the Beast (animated) the first time and said "isn't this like the movie with the real people?" (Live action remake). But although the live actions are nothing more than for nostalgia, the thing I mentioned and mainly money, not all of them are bad. I personally enjoyed beauty and the beast and Aladdin.

    • @mjmz864
      @mjmz864 4 года назад +2

      Sad, truly

    • @lania0637
      @lania0637 4 года назад +12

      Yes exactly! I’ve honestly hoped for a less racist version of it that would’ve still allowed all the heartwarming relationships and jokes and ideas shine through and maybe the original soundtrack too! So far I havn’t watched it nor read any reviews, but I do trust schraffilla and was shocked by the scenes he showed on screen :///

    • @tnecniw
      @tnecniw 4 года назад +20

      The ironic thing...
      is that I would be 100% fine with it if they made a 100% real life non- magical non fantastical Mulan film.
      An epic story of a woman in an army...
      But nah... lets make it even LESS realistic than the animated version.

    • @catalayalafaye5337
      @catalayalafaye5337 4 года назад +12

      If it would be an historical accurate movie I would watch the hell out of it. Like I love historical dramas and having one with a strong female who goes secretly to the army? Yeah golden.

  • @crimsonconsumescacti5086
    @crimsonconsumescacti5086 4 года назад +4842

    When a cricket in the animated version had more personality then the entire live-action remake:

  • @eggnotegg
    @eggnotegg 3 года назад +191

    Mulan (1998) is my favorite Disney movie of all time.
    Mulan (2020) is my inner demons in the form of film.
    When I watched this for the first, only, and last time I seriously felt the urge to pull out my eyes.

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 4 года назад +9971

    What makes this even more funny, is the fact that the movie implies without these Chi powers of hers, she would not be on the same level as men. Basically saying, that without them, she can't match the men. SHE NEEDS SUPER POWERS TO MATCH WITH THE MEN.
    Meanwhile, in the animated version, Mulan trains with the men, gaining the same training and experience, and on the same level because she earned it through hard work, and dedication. NOT BULL**** CHI POWERS FROM THE F***ING UNIVERSE OF BULL****!

    • @Andy-ld8zk
      @Andy-ld8zk 4 года назад +465

      Ironic, isn't it?

    • @Dash-lx4ng
      @Dash-lx4ng 3 года назад +670

      They became that what they strived to destroy.

    • @lunatronlina
      @lunatronlina 3 года назад +90

      Ugh honestly

    • @hybrid5860
      @hybrid5860 3 года назад +648

      Mulan not having any need for a training scene is by far the most insulting part of the movie. What makes the original Mulan so good, is that she trains her ass off to be as good as her peers until she eventually starts getting even better than them. Love action basically says; “training scenes? Who needs that shit? OBVIOUSLY magic is why she’s so good. Fuck current Disney

    • @SpiltMySquash
      @SpiltMySquash 3 года назад +204

      Dude calm down
      *hands you a copy of Kung Fu Panda*

  • @LunaTheCommenter
    @LunaTheCommenter 4 года назад +15379

    Also the fact that she rips off her armor in battle to "be true to herself"...GIRL YOU CAN STILL BE YOURSELF AND WEAR ARMOR!!! ARMOR KEEPS YOU SAFE!!!

    • @LisaAnne1998
      @LisaAnne1998 4 года назад +2812

      and took her hair out of her bun? Like I know they where try to do a girl power thing or something but I'm pretty sure hair in your face during battle is a sure way to get killed.

    • @eri-mq4rq
      @eri-mq4rq 4 года назад +1334

      @@LisaAnne1998 there's a reason soldiers shave their hair off bruh

    • @PitXRoxas
      @PitXRoxas 4 года назад +63

      bruh idiot

    • @gracelacourte6309
      @gracelacourte6309 4 года назад +303

      THATS THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT I HAD

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 года назад +320

      Ah but you see, this doesn't take place in china. It takes place in the china region of catachan, because you'd have to be living in Warhammer 40k for that to make sense.

  • @annagarcia2496
    @annagarcia2496 4 года назад +2553

    “This Movie is supposed to be more realistic and mature”
    Animated movie literally has more blood

    • @nathan8750
      @nathan8750 4 года назад +238

      Disney said no to a talking dragon to be realistic, okay fine i get it, BUT THEY PUT A WITCH THAT TURNS INTO A HAWK AND BATS AND OTHER PEOPLE? cmon now that's sum BS mushu was my favorite character

    • @skye-chor
      @skye-chor 4 года назад +38

      They really try hard to please Chinese market lol

    • @albertoromero5075
      @albertoromero5075 4 года назад +2

      your channel is even worse than clownfish tv!!!!!!

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 4 года назад +5

      skye chor Funny because all the writers.... Weren’t Chinese.

    • @WikiHL
      @WikiHL 4 года назад +3

      Well, those don't necessary go hand on hand, but animated Mulan would be just as mature with or without blood

  • @antilikka
    @antilikka 3 года назад +145

    Biggest pet peeve with this movie. In the original the whole thing was “women can do what men can do, but because of the world you have to work harder, and constantly have to prove yourself”, in the new one its “woman can’t do what men can do, but some can, if they have ~magic~, but only if they have ~magic~” 🤦‍♀️

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 4 года назад +929

    "No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."
    That line is from the original Mulan movie, from the Emperor, an important but fairly minor character. And that alone is more memorable than this whole "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" wannabe.

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 4 года назад +35

      And that is the mark of good character - every character is treated like a protagonist, that has personality, fears, and hopes. It's why I love books by Brandon Sanderson.

    • @thelonewolf9866
      @thelonewolf9866 4 года назад +31

      A single grain of rice can tip the scale! one man can be the difference between victory and defeat!

    • @harrythesailor3622
      @harrythesailor3622 4 года назад +5

      @@thelonewolf9866 what is that from? It sounds so familiar.

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 4 года назад +7

      @@harrythesailor3622 I think those are also from Mulan.

    • @tsilarij-p3726
      @tsilarij-p3726 4 года назад +5

      That analogy works well to Disney. They are the mountain. Critics are the wind. As long as mountain grows bigger with money. More and more inferior remakes emerge.

  • @talkingheadsfan
    @talkingheadsfan 4 года назад +5732

    what i believe made the original mulan so special was mulan herself. she didn’t get free passes, she trained with all the other men and still was able to prove herself a strong team mate. team mate, not person. she fought within a team, where she relied on her partners and they relied on her. she didn’t become ‘better’ than everyone because of some magical chi, she worked hard and it payed off. this remake just makes a mockery out of it.

    • @ee-td3ex
      @ee-td3ex 4 года назад +268

      zuko is a simp Disney be like: *we now copy overpowered anime protagonists*

    • @danielleferreira2165
      @danielleferreira2165 4 года назад +242

      EXACTLY. They take everything that I loved before but I said to my self let's give a chance. Well. I WAS WRONG! I love Mulan because she did battle in every part of the movie, she did her best, she never give up, even when it's world against her. Her family is far away, her friends are disappointed with her, the man she loves and admires it's felling betrayed, she lost everything, and yet she choose to get up and fight for her country and for the people that she love.

    • @koalateacontent5094
      @koalateacontent5094 4 года назад +174

      its almost like characters growing, needing to face actual challenges, and having depth make good characters.
      Here we have someone who was a physical god from the start for bullshit reasons not being challenged or showing any particular prowess other than "im just good at it", not interacting with or deeply affecting other likeable characters, who shows next to no emotions, and faces few threats (like the baddies causing the avalanche themselves to prove their incompetence).

    • @koalateacontent5094
      @koalateacontent5094 4 года назад +71

      @@ee-td3ex except op anime protagonists usually have psychoemotional growth arcs to make up for it.

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 4 года назад +148

      It's just not relatable. When I watch Mulan training in the original movie, I feel empowered because we watch her go from being one of the weakest, someone more at most regular girls' level, to being a strong warrior just like the guys. Giving her chi just tells us, "Yeah women can be strong, but only if they have magical powers."

  • @AverageHandle_
    @AverageHandle_ 4 года назад +3591

    This is like comparing Ratatoing to Ratatouille

    • @rinmatsuoka4452
      @rinmatsuoka4452 4 года назад +116

      ratatoing 😂😂😂 that scarred me

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +66

      Precisely

    • @ffiiggyy
      @ffiiggyy 4 года назад +6

      @@IcyDiamond Oh hey! I did not know you watch his videos. Hiiiii

    • @jpHasABadHandle
      @jpHasABadHandle 4 года назад +2

      There was a sequel?!

    • @clartblart3266
      @clartblart3266 4 года назад +41

      @@jpHasABadHandle No,it's a shitty rip off
      Except it's actually probably not a rip off and it's probably juat trying to trick people into buying it cause they it's Ratatouille.

  • @hnichole
    @hnichole 2 года назад +69

    "This crosses the line from bad to insulting." Could not have said it any better myself, this is a slap in the face to all the original movie stood for.

  • @2Trundle
    @2Trundle 4 года назад +1172

    Now all of China knows you hate this movie.
    Schaffrillas: Perfect

    • @emily-bg8cb
      @emily-bg8cb 4 года назад +45

      *all of China hates this movie too

    • @mr.kevin1209
      @mr.kevin1209 4 года назад +6

      @@emily-bg8cb if that's true; then thank God for that

    • @hansenyan6217
      @hansenyan6217 4 года назад

      @@mr.kevin1209 Chinese people watched mulan too.

    • @fruiteapai1398
      @fruiteapai1398 4 года назад

      Honk Kong is boycotting it 👁️👄👁️

    • @mr.kevin1209
      @mr.kevin1209 4 года назад

      @@hansenyan6217 darn it

  • @superwilliam6432
    @superwilliam6432 4 года назад +1050

    When you remove a character's struggle for improvement, it makes them less relatable, less human. The original Mulan may be a 2d animated charachter, but she has 3 dimensions to her personality and motivation. The lifeless stilted flesh puppet in the live action movie is about as complex as my left thumb.

    • @niyaodom1944
      @niyaodom1944 4 года назад +85

      C’mon, don’t disrespect your thumb like that; thumbs are *complex, working, mean machines*

    • @superwilliam6432
      @superwilliam6432 4 года назад +35

      @@niyaodom1944 you're right.

    • @bhimlimbu5541
      @bhimlimbu5541 4 года назад +6

      girl you explained it perfectly!

    • @dreamingblue3939
      @dreamingblue3939 4 года назад +32

      You beat me to it. Mulan was always my favorite disney princess growing up, and what made her so cool to me was how much she had to work and struggle and suffer to win. My favorite moments in the movie are when she's at her lowest, when she fails or makes a fool of herself, because those moments made her relatable. And it made me see myself in her and want to root for her, making it so much more satisfying at the moments when she did succeed. It's such a basic, universal rule for writing that when you create a character, you have to give them character flaws. How did they mess that up so horribly?

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 4 года назад

      SuperWilliam64+ Amazing explanation of this movie

  • @suckit1335
    @suckit1335 4 года назад +902

    If you want a movie that’s actually good, adult and loyal to the original story, just watch Mulan: Rise of Warrior

    • @FlareJollyDragoness
      @FlareJollyDragoness 4 года назад +18

      Thank you.

    • @bluenpurple2328
      @bluenpurple2328 4 года назад +14

      Thanks man

    • @droggietan6190
      @droggietan6190 4 года назад +4

      I never regretted buying the blu-ray :)

    • @ipod342gmailcom
      @ipod342gmailcom 4 года назад +37

      You can actually watch Mulan: Rise of the warrior on YT!! I watched it last night and its a wonderful film, it has English subtitles only tho.
      ruclips.net/video/8j1aWcQpAOA/видео.html

    • @dandansoysauce8762
      @dandansoysauce8762 4 года назад +2

      Yeah my dad recommended it as soon as we finished watching this trash

  • @The_Sunny_One
    @The_Sunny_One 3 года назад +58

    This remaking process by Disney is starting to feel insulting. I image them sitting in chairs around a table talking about their plans to make the next billion dollars they don’t need and it goes like
    “So we haven’t made a Mulan remake yet? What do y’all think?” And the next guy goes, “Yea but I’m bored of that let’s see how much we can get away with before there is an actual outcry!” And another rich dude is like
    “Yea let’s not give it music!”
    “Let’s not even bother to give it heart,”
    “Let’s not care really about cast or performance!”
    “Let’s take as many characters out as possible while still being able to pass it off as a remake!”
    And they did and we got this and it’s a mockery

  • @renkplaysgames
    @renkplaysgames 4 года назад +2201

    Alternative title: Schraffilas turns himself into a Dolphin

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +24

      Renkinex but he was already a crab though

    • @renkplaysgames
      @renkplaysgames 4 года назад +25

      @@IcyDiamond crab that makes dolphin noises maybe?

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +18

      Renkinex what kind of abomination is that?

    • @soulreaverable
      @soulreaverable 4 года назад +9

      His name and is Dolphin Shraff, it was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 4 года назад +2

      @@IcyDiamond Mr. Krabs stubbing his leg?

  • @xmascritter2383
    @xmascritter2383 4 года назад +935

    "Worse than Artemis Fowl"
    Wow, and I thought disney couldn't dissapoint me any more this year

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 4 года назад +47

      he said Mulan was a little better, but not much than Artemis Fowl

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +8

      I haven’t seen Mulan nor Artemis Fowl but I liked Onward so that’s good

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 4 года назад +8

      @@IcyDiamond Onwards was nice but it could have been so much more!

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад

      Maxime Teppe how exactly?

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 4 года назад +2

      Maxime Teppe onward was good, but not as good as previous Pixar stuff. I hope Soul will be better.

  • @lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8
    @lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8 4 года назад +2658

    The best part of the animated Mulan was the fact that Mulan wasn't magical or special, beyond her tenacity and intelligence. She manages to succeed because she finds unconventional solutions and refuses to give up. Take that out and what the hell is even the point??

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 года назад +164

      Plus that her unconventional solutions do not make her overpowered. Like how she fired at the mountain instead of shan yu to win the war, yet that made the guy survive in the end. It is a depiction of actual human decisions and not just what the plot wants for it to end.

    • @WizeDemon
      @WizeDemon 4 года назад +52

      Yea, she was like anyone else which stuck out to us growng up that even being like everyone else we can succeed at something but nah just make her magicial because only special people can do stuff

    • @wellobush9022
      @wellobush9022 4 года назад +32

      this is the most sexist movie I have ever seen instead of Mulan training to fight like the on others she just naturally gifted and instead of her using her intelligence to get out of problems just use your muscles oh what you want to be an empowered woman but your not as strong or as naturally gifted in fighting like a man I mean like Mulan well too bad just go get married like Mulan sister.

    • @paulitopichipoothingi8573
      @paulitopichipoothingi8573 4 года назад +3

      ikr

    • @wellobush9022
      @wellobush9022 4 года назад

      @@paulitopichipoothingi8573 what

  • @Fireflieslightupthesky
    @Fireflieslightupthesky 3 года назад +50

    Actual reactions of me during the movie
    Before I watched: Omg Im so excited...I wanna see how Mushu will look in cgi!
    During: - who is this lady?
    - Where is mushu? Im sure he will come
    - who the hell is this guy? Where is shang..is shang the old guy?
    - finally we are getting mushu...wait...its a crusty paper pheonix
    - where the hell is shang?!!
    - no further comments cuz i couldn't complete the film....

  • @eclecticspaghetti
    @eclecticspaghetti 4 года назад +669

    Dear god this is the most pissed off I have ever heard Schaff.
    Can’t say I blame him.

  • @justyouraveragegamer8733
    @justyouraveragegamer8733 4 года назад +2032

    “So why did you make this movie”
    *I like money*

    • @mkocel
      @mkocel 4 года назад +21

      LOL IF YOU DO SO LIKE MONEY, AGAIN WE ASK, WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS MOVIE. LOL

    • @TheNewFlutist
      @TheNewFlutist 4 года назад +15

      more like, *I don't like money, I'm fine spending $200 million on a marketing campaign to promote the original Mulan* :D

    • @Swordmaster7th
      @Swordmaster7th 4 года назад +3

      And tainting the franchise so I don't make anymore money on it again.

    • @S_047
      @S_047 4 года назад +3

      "Wait... you mean you didnt make this movie to tell a good story, inspire children , or just make an entertaining movie? You.. you.. made it for..."
      Director: *MONEY*
      Cast: *MONEY*
      Crew : *MONEY*
      Executives: *EHAHHFHSHAH ... MONEY*

    • @howtodo3259
      @howtodo3259 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/RmK_pqv51HI/видео.html
      Sweetes tone that you have ever heard
      It is most famous in india

  • @akirbyobsessee7396
    @akirbyobsessee7396 4 года назад +1946

    My local movie theater literally has “WILL NOT BE SHOWING MULAN” on its billboard lmfao

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 года назад +181

      damn was the film really THAT shit?

    • @thehomiedan6378
      @thehomiedan6378 4 года назад +30

      Are you serious??!!?

    • @LouiseTheBeaverWarrior
      @LouiseTheBeaverWarrior 4 года назад +66

      @@games_on_phone89 yes

    • @greentaequeen
      @greentaequeen 4 года назад +8

      Federico Arrojo its alright.. it didn’t flow good at all and it should be watched as a film on its own and not like the original cartoon movie at all since its more based on the original poem from China

    • @tammalove
      @tammalove 4 года назад +7

      That's hilarious

  • @smaay
    @smaay Год назад +78

    I find it so funny that Disney took out elements like Mushu for being " unrealistic and disrespectful to Chinese culture" but one of chinese people's favorite western (animated) movies is Kung Fu Panda, a movie about kung-fu fighting anthropomorphic animals with several stereotypes about chinese culture.

    • @Draven-d2s
      @Draven-d2s Год назад +12

      and the fact that kung fu panda portrayed Chinese culture better than actual china at the time really says something,

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Draven-d2s Japan has made better representations of Sun Wukong than China ever did, and that's surprising considering the Anti-Chinese sentiments in Japan.

    • @Draven-d2s
      @Draven-d2s 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@SirToaster9330 did not know that

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@SirToaster9330 I mean, they made Dynasty Warriors, like, 9 entries already.

  • @Hawkatana
    @Hawkatana 4 года назад +2386

    I don't think I've seen Schaff this angry. Like, *ever.*

    • @albertoandroidain
      @albertoandroidain 4 года назад +156

      He was nicer to Shrek the Third and Shark Tale. Heck, I don't think his Ralph Breaks the Internet rant was this harsh

    • @daniella6575
      @daniella6575 4 года назад +101

      like he said, it literally felt like an insult to the original movie. I more than understand his anger towards this honestly completely unnecessary garbage.

    • @POP-nm1ix
      @POP-nm1ix 4 года назад +12

      Damn, damn. But then again this is a live action, what did he expect?

    • @chunchunmaru5761
      @chunchunmaru5761 4 года назад +16

      I’ve seen him this angry in Rise of Skywalker review

    • @Crazy-77
      @Crazy-77 4 года назад +2

      He sounds like a white privileged kid. I saw it and it was better than the cartoon. I even thought the Mushu was just a out of place character. 🤦🏻‍♂️ He probably just needs a new hobby. 🤣

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 4 года назад +8126

    I love mad schaff

  • @Randomman55555
    @Randomman55555 4 года назад +984

    Guy : Hey people are catching on that the remakes are remakes what should we do
    Other guy: how about we remove everything fun
    Guy: that’s a great idea

  • @KaiKrimson56
    @KaiKrimson56 3 года назад +42

    3:58 So, basically Mulan's Girl Goku but without the effort he put into getting strong and the Witch is discount Bayonetta?

    • @RysGameZ
      @RysGameZ 11 месяцев назад +9

      Hold up, Goku trained for the power he had (Mostly, and even than he admitted to everyone around him that he wishes to train and fight with his own power and hates shortcuts.), has an actual character in the original Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z and barely wins any of his fights by himself in Dragon Ball, Z or Super. Meanwhile, Live action Mulan has no character, wins every single fight and Is a complete Marry Sue.

    • @jocelantonettetenoc5996
      @jocelantonettetenoc5996 7 месяцев назад

      No, Mulan is Chinese Mary Sue

    • @Anonymous.User.-lm3ri
      @Anonymous.User.-lm3ri 5 месяцев назад +2

      Difference is gokus strenght was funny and played for simple action since the battles weren't always the point. And when battling did become the point he actually worked and trained to reach new levels of power. Mulan can just do whatever because shes a woman main character in a disney property. I cant deny the Bayonetta thing tho since i dont play Bayonetta

  • @eddie-roo
    @eddie-roo 4 года назад +8968

    This movie is just an act of dishonor to everyone's cows

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +71

      Eddie R what if I don’t have a cow though

    • @darthvader5201
      @darthvader5201 4 года назад +121

      @@IcyDiamond your faviorite speck on the surface of the sidewalk

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +4

      Darth Kizr ?

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 4 года назад +49

      NOT MY COW!

    • @Que_Drum
      @Que_Drum 4 года назад +6

      The Fat Piranha Plant your next burger or steak

  • @rachel-db4kx
    @rachel-db4kx 4 года назад +1806

    The CGI is also so bad, that spider in the tea scene was so fake looking and all of Mulan’s skills when she jumps on the roof and catches the cups looks so fake it hurts me

    • @aquaticdeer4272
      @aquaticdeer4272 4 года назад +60

      Ikr. From a company like disney i would expect a shit ton of better acting and CGI

    • @cocoroach_ok
      @cocoroach_ok 4 года назад +29

      Probably because of this movie's color palette. I don't watch it, but Mulan 2020's color palette is kinda vibrant, warm reddish without that much of dark/shadow. There are reasons why most CG looks good at the theatre or dark places.

    • @bellmsky
      @bellmsky 4 года назад +8

      that phoenix is a freaking disaster ...

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 4 года назад +6

      @@bellmsky i genuanly thought that schraf was making a joke and the cam would pan down to show a kid with a kite holder.

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo 4 года назад +3

      @@cocoroach_ok counterpoint: Mad Max: Fury Road.
      See also: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
      Effects AND Wire-Fu mostly in broad daylight.

  • @UnsightlyComplightly
    @UnsightlyComplightly 4 года назад +3356

    Fun Fact: This movie is 30 DOLLARS

    • @rainbowdragonflies1134
      @rainbowdragonflies1134 4 года назад +264

      For this, I wouldn't pay $1.50.

    • @alexanderwhite7678
      @alexanderwhite7678 4 года назад +69

      @@rainbowdragonflies1134 for this I wouldn't be a buck fifty.

    • @davidtheboy448
      @davidtheboy448 4 года назад +150

      And don't forget that you have to stay subscribed to Disney+ in order to even watch it

    • @FSportuguese
      @FSportuguese 4 года назад +44

      Me laughing because i watched this movie online for free,😂😂😂😂

    • @culterwaleddy
      @culterwaleddy 4 года назад +111

      *Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays*
      YOU MEAN FREE.

  • @jordanthompson6065
    @jordanthompson6065 3 года назад +134

    Animated Mulan: you can be strong no matter who you are.
    Live action "Mulan": woman good men bad and stinky

  • @alexandriantria5695
    @alexandriantria5695 4 года назад +2987

    "now all of youtube knows this movie is terrible."

  • @issym1254
    @issym1254 4 года назад +6106

    Disney: We are inspiring girls, go girls!
    Also Disney: Makes a female character who has special abilities and doesn’t need to even try to succeed.
    Great job Disney! I feel like a very empowered strong feminist woman girl human!

    • @blossom9876
      @blossom9876 3 года назад +221

      Same! It’s not like I would want to see this girl put all her effort into something she loves and succeeds that way!

    • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
      @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 3 года назад +258

      No same. One of the reasons I love the original Mulan is the fact she wasn’t as strong as the other guys and that she had to prove Shang wrong in order to earn her place to stay. That was empowering. This Mulan is nothing like the original character.

    • @ghost_cities
      @ghost_cities 3 года назад +136

      @@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 I know! The original movie wasn’t “realistic” or anything, but it felt attainable, like if I worked hard enough, I could find my place in a male-dominated space. This mulan is just magic and makes me feel inferior, like the only way to succeed is to be born extraordinary.

    • @Inkanymby
      @Inkanymby 3 года назад +25

      Your profile picture just makes this so much better

    • @shaniadirstein3650
      @shaniadirstein3650 3 года назад +75

      1998 : Hard working, butt kicking female who trains along men and who starts off her training experience making mistakes but keeps working and trying and uses her smarts and self discipline to get better and improve.... Never gives up!
      2020 : M A G I C

  • @jimmyluu89
    @jimmyluu89 4 года назад +2061

    I pirated this movie and still want a refund.

    • @Tomm2031
      @Tomm2031 4 года назад +58

      ......ooof that burnactually made me audibly say..... oof

    • @lsd1755
      @lsd1755 4 года назад +61

      gotta claim that refund for the amount of time wasted of watching this movie

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 4 года назад +23

      If you get yours tell me how do I can get my refund too.

    • @TCgiusti
      @TCgiusti 4 года назад +19

      Literally the best comment ever

    • @a.f5388
      @a.f5388 4 года назад +1

      Where did u watch it

  • @JontyLevine
    @JontyLevine Год назад +8

    Bart: Mulan is the worst Disney live-action remake.
    Homer: The worst Disney live-action remake so far.

  • @deebee69
    @deebee69 4 года назад +2696

    “I hope she’s a better person than she is an actress...OH WAIT.”
    I’m literally crying.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 4 года назад +114

      That actually shocked me.

    • @robespierre2837
      @robespierre2837 4 года назад +62

      @Winifred Eghrudje you know shes an american citizen right?

    • @lookatthat2438
      @lookatthat2438 4 года назад +61

      @@robespierre2837 and even as an american citizen, actors, singers etc were expressing their 'support' through weibo only, those who went to twitter, instagram and beyond are the ones people are criticizing

    • @robespierre2837
      @robespierre2837 4 года назад +1

      @@lookatthat2438 yh

    • @80s_graffiti
      @80s_graffiti 4 года назад +85

      @@robespierre2837 she still has property and family in China. If u think the ccp won't hurt them ur delusional.

  • @Leelz247
    @Leelz247 4 года назад +2232

    I’m almost overwhelmed by how much the internet hates this movie.

    • @ihkeseteeietos5722
      @ihkeseteeietos5722 4 года назад +86

      fr there's like close to nothing to like in this movie

    • @THE-STREET-HERO
      @THE-STREET-HERO 4 года назад +125

      Well to be fair. Is not trolling. They got rid of so many things and promised so many others. And failed to deliver the ones promised and broke its promise and the main reason why they took away from the movie was the same thing its getting shade. "THE REALISM"

    • @THE-STREET-HERO
      @THE-STREET-HERO 4 года назад +46

      @@Sk8rGamingKei well. I watched it myself before watching the video just so I could have my own opinion. And the only thing the video did was confirm that I was not the only one that was disappointed and dissatisfied with the movie and the way it was produced.

    • @mad_max21
      @mad_max21 4 года назад +2

      @@Sk8rGamingKei Found the commie.

    • @ellaborate6673
      @ellaborate6673 4 года назад +3

      Levi Linden But you clicked on this video...

  • @nerdychocobo
    @nerdychocobo 4 года назад +413

    The original sequence where Mulan leaves is my favourite part of the movie, it gives me chills, especially thinking about that tumblr post that points out how Mulan is consistently juxtaposed with dragon imagery which suggests she is the guardian spirit of her family.
    Also the random Chinese characters on her sword in the live action are something like "loyal, trustworthy, real" and it sounds like a crappy manufacturers slogan lmao

    • @simeonwashington9995
      @simeonwashington9995 4 года назад +23

      Haha it honestly does
      忠 勇 真 (Loyal, Brave and True)

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 4 года назад +15

      Maybe it's the slogan for whatever sword making company they got it for lol

    • @LiamTolentino
      @LiamTolentino 4 года назад +8

      The score that plays during that sequence is probably one of my most favourite cinematic scores of all time. That crescendo when the camera zooms into her face and cuts to her walking to the ancestors' shrine with rain water dripping from her gives me chills every time.

    • @cerasfish
      @cerasfish 4 года назад +1

      LMAO YOU'RE RIGHT
      cheap manufacturing strikes again

    • @nerdychocobo
      @nerdychocobo 4 года назад +1

      @@simeonwashington9995 i cant find the tweet now but someone said that the way they just used three kanji like that is basically gibberish, they gave an example of how it should look but again I can't find the tweet :( but yes, the last word that's meant to say true is more like real lol

  • @princesse0920
    @princesse0920 3 года назад +28

    When I was little, I learned from the original Mulan that ANYONE could succeed if they worked hard. Watching this, I learned that only people born with talents can succeed and the rest of us can never be as good.

  • @craftyadrian
    @craftyadrian 4 года назад +1920

    “The Lion King 2019 is no longer the worst Live Action Disney Remake”
    Was it even Live-Action to begin with?

    • @rodrigomorales563
      @rodrigomorales563 4 года назад +5

      I don't care.

    • @mintyflores7378
      @mintyflores7378 4 года назад +43

      Technically, no

    • @crimsonpirate9
      @crimsonpirate9 4 года назад +69

      Lion king 2019 is the worst disney animated movie

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 года назад +4

      lol no it's just an alternate animation of a movie that was already amazing with performances that have no soul (i literally watched 2 mins of the remake and could not get watch anymore without considering it torture)

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +6

      It's still computer animated. So with that in mind, it shouldn't even count as a live action remake.
      But it is still one of the worst films Disney has ever made.

  • @Tossboi
    @Tossboi 4 года назад +1149

    Us on this remake: DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!!!

    • @MeboDotExe
      @MeboDotExe 4 года назад +25

      dammit you made the joke before i could

    • @captain_sly
      @captain_sly 4 года назад +4

      winning comment!

    • @breakerboy365
      @breakerboy365 4 года назад +9

      "Dishonor! Dishonor on ya whole family! Dishonor on _you_ ! Dishonor on ya cow!"

    • @bluesuzaku3229
      @bluesuzaku3229 4 года назад +3

      Couldn't have put it better myself.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +13

      DISHONOR ON YOUR STUDIO! DISHONOR ON YOUR MOUSE!!

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 4 года назад +4193

    Disney Live action: “Mushu wont be in it, its not realistic”
    Also Disney: *Has Mulan fight a sorceress*

    • @eggmug562
      @eggmug562 4 года назад +239

      Also also disney: mulan has butterfly wings and kicks an arrow or somethin back to the big bad like its KUNG FU HUSTLE

    • @Thastormable
      @Thastormable 4 года назад +157

      Starting to suspect that mushu was cut more because he is comic relief and his very nature is comic relief rather then it being because of that. Considering they got rid of practically everything else relating to comedy.

    • @edithasd2806
      @edithasd2806 4 года назад +47

      @@Thastormable or just pure laziness

    • @JosephM
      @JosephM 4 года назад +15

      @@Thastormable this!

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 4 года назад +65

      @@Thastormable Not to mention the cultural can of worms with a black man voicing an ancient Chinese dragon... can I have my 90s back please? They weren't perfect but they were far more tolerant.

  • @Game_Erica
    @Game_Erica 2 года назад +42

    The two scenes I feel they failed the most are training scene and the village scene.
    First the training scene, in the original, we see our cast of characters be really bad and them struggling. They're trying to improve, but Mulan is pretty much told to leave because she's falling behind everyone else's progress. So she decides to go for the arrow, realizing the proper technique is important not just pure determination. And by using her smarts, she gets the arrow. This marks a turning point and we see everyone actually becoming good!
    What did the live action do? Mulan walks up a hill with water and succeeds on her first try. She doesn't struggle, she uses her fucking magic powers. This is also very similar a task they did while training in the animated one, where everyone else was going just fine. BUT NOPE! This time Mulan is the one who succeeds while everyone else struggles. I don't think there's a single scene in this movie where she gets better at anything, everything just comes easy to her thanks to her chi powers. How do you expect me to root for her when she stays pretty much the same the entire movie???
    Second, the village scene. In the original they're singing a happy song for fun, just for the song to cut when they find the village. We go from a bright cheery song, into a dark awful event. You see everyone taking it in, the destruction and loss of life. You feel the shock, the grief, you feel what the characters feel. And after this scene, they don't sing anymore. Things have changed and they need to take the war seriously. They found a girl worth fighting for when they were too late and found the lost doll of a girl who has lost her life.
    I'll be honest, I can't even remember the live action one beside from what was showm in the video. That's how lazy and boring it was. *How* do you go from a scene that sticks with you for years into a scene that is so worthless and not important you can't remember it at all?
    I hate this movie with a passion.

  • @aiden9576
    @aiden9576 4 года назад +644

    At least KIDS BOP has parodies of some good music. This is just kids bop without music

    • @nightynightlayla374
      @nightynightlayla374 4 года назад

      Kids Bop is still a thing? How many albums has it put out?

  • @adgonzr
    @adgonzr 4 года назад +448

    As a HUUUGE Mulan fan, this "remake" is so freaking disappointing. Sorry Disney, you really screwed up this time.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 года назад +3

      Have you watched the 2009's Mulan: Rise of a Warrior? Starring Vicky Zhao. Have fun with that one. It's closer to the poem than Disney's version though.

    • @sylviaortiz914
      @sylviaortiz914 4 года назад +2

      Why are you even surprised it’s Disney We are all taking about. They suck about making real live action movie like for real.

  • @LiamTolentino
    @LiamTolentino 4 года назад +1200

    The thing that seemed to bother me most, interestingly, was the cinematic score. The score in the film was so boring and they just randomly throw in the melody from Reflection and it adds absolutely nothing. The score from the 1998 film was so amazing and iconic that you could close your eyes and listen and you can almost see everything that happened when that particular track was playing in the movie. I never truly appreciated the scoring until i watched the 1998 version right after the 2020 remake just to wash out the bad taste it left in my mouth, and God damn, the original cinematic score was beautiful. I would probably enjoy 2020's Mulan if I replaced all the scores with the original.

    • @Evergreen2219
      @Evergreen2219 4 года назад +43

      God I can’t STAND the score! It’s awful! It barely even sounds Chinese. For most of the film it sounds like a generic western princess Disney movie. Which is particularly disappointing since the guy the wrote it has worked closely with John Powell in the past who did the Kung Fu Panda score WHICH SLAPS.

    • @MoOoNiEz
      @MoOoNiEz 4 года назад +3

      And multiple times @ that Reflection playing in the background!!!

    • @mr.tapman8685
      @mr.tapman8685 4 года назад +7

      It’s like the Star Wars sequels slapping the force theme every ten seconds

    • @traceymuy1942
      @traceymuy1942 4 года назад +4

      Yeah the score was sad. To me the score in the animated film helped it come together with the beautiful feeling/character the animation brought to it. In the 2020 one idk they just threw music in there.

    • @seisage
      @seisage 4 года назад +8

      The composer for this movie was Harry Gregson-Williams and honestly, I have a feeling he was somehow fucked over by the rest of the production team for this movie because I can't really think of any other reason why this movie's score would suck so bad. Gregson-Williams has proven himself more than capable of writing brilliant scores. He's worked on The Martian, Shrek and Shrek 2, and the Chronicles of Narnia, all of which have pretty great music...

  • @jacobcrader8059
    @jacobcrader8059 Год назад +11

    It also was filmed 2 miles away from one of many concentration camps, where they murder and torture prisoners that are there because they are from a certain ethnic group, and they thanked the people in charge of the province and the camp in the credits

  • @2Trundle
    @2Trundle 4 года назад +385

    *Mulan 2020 and Artemis Fowl*
    "We're not so different, you and I..."

    • @indighost__
      @indighost__ 4 года назад +6

      why do you keep commenting unfunny things

    • @everythingz888
      @everythingz888 4 года назад +2

      HAHA I felt that

    • @toganium4175
      @toganium4175 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, they’re both crap.

    • @joshpetzoldt6344
      @joshpetzoldt6344 4 года назад +5

      Except for the fact that Mulan has the cheek to ask for an extra payment on top of a Disney Plus subscription to watch it. Even Artemis Fowl wasn't that greedy.

    • @everythingz888
      @everythingz888 4 года назад

      @@joshpetzoldt6344 True

  • @notyouraveragenobody0259
    @notyouraveragenobody0259 4 года назад +325

    Disney are probably relieved they released this film on their own streaming service rather than in theatres. Not only does the service regulate the amount of people who watch and critique this movie due to the subscription, but also allowed then to charge extra just for the privilege of watching it. This is the equivalent of reserving a table at a 5 star restaurant, paying extra at the door and then all they serve is a measly ham sandwich.

    • @ClayScarlett
      @ClayScarlett 4 года назад +15

      Great analogy :)

    • @princessjello
      @princessjello 4 года назад

      U mean this is firefest

    • @Friendstoyourend
      @Friendstoyourend 4 года назад +4

      they're gonna make it free to everyone in december
      im sorry but if they were gonna make it free anyways why the hell did they make premium access a thing?

    • @mistryman3514
      @mistryman3514 4 года назад +2

      @Kplus8 yah he got a point i think just an empty plate with a side of cyonide would fit this analogy better

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 4 года назад +4

      I dunno, I've had some good ham sandwiches. Maybe if you went to a restaurant that was bringing back one of your favorite sandwiches they discontinued, only to find they'd taken out the meat and that the tomatoes in it were rotten.

  • @OccludedbyDesire
    @OccludedbyDesire 4 года назад +8764

    "You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying this is an exception and not the status quo."

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 4 года назад +1438

      "..."
      "What? Just because I am an meathead doesn't mean I can't be an feminist too!"

    • @OccludedbyDesire
      @OccludedbyDesire 4 года назад +582

      @@rockhistoria2537 i see you are a man of culture

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 4 года назад +353

      @@OccludedbyDesire well thank you sibling

    • @gazelle_diamond9768
      @gazelle_diamond9768 4 года назад +346

      What a wonderful reference.

    • @Yomasi
      @Yomasi 4 года назад +582

      Knuckles is the greatest feminist of all time

  • @gunes.yapiyo.bisiler
    @gunes.yapiyo.bisiler 3 года назад +47

    I love how he just stops censoring the swearing halfway through

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 9 месяцев назад +2

      pretty in-character to the last movie, going from humorous and kiddy to dark and adult

  • @MaeArt725
    @MaeArt725 4 года назад +824

    Honestly it’s kind of sad they gave Mulan powers and stuff in the remake. She definitely seemed more human and stuff in the animated one.

    • @MaeArt725
      @MaeArt725 4 года назад +11

      Freeswine07 pretty much yeah.

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 4 года назад +87

      Especially since one of the biggest messages in the original was that strict gender roles are damaging and that Mulan was just as capable as the men and that not giving her equal opportunities and respect just because she has bobs and vagene is stupid. But now it's like, "she literally needs superpowers to hold her own against an ordinary man" which is Yikes and Shitty.

    • @MaeArt725
      @MaeArt725 4 года назад +10

      Gwendolyn Stata we got to see her grow into a strong warrior, and now she doesn’t have to train because she has some powers? Sounds like bull, but alright.

    • @chewingpeppers
      @chewingpeppers 4 года назад +4

      they changed literally everything, including her traits! mulan was clumsy, yet smart, kind and funny

    • @MaeArt725
      @MaeArt725 4 года назад +2

      Fe Jung and now she’s some almost superhero with perfect abilities?

  • @muramasa4209
    @muramasa4209 4 года назад +2407

    this movie: *exists*
    "now all of China knows you suck Disney"

    • @damotoneko1500
      @damotoneko1500 4 года назад +59

      Would be funnier if Disney didnt work with China for this movie. Which is apparently why she didnt cut her hair to look like a man.

    • @LPSCANDY10
      @LPSCANDY10 4 года назад +42

      DA MotoNeko hair cutting was something people never did in ancient China. It’s dishonor. Even guys had really long hair.

    • @moisesinda8963
      @moisesinda8963 4 года назад +8

      Disney: (chuckles) PERFECT

    • @SainyaHokage
      @SainyaHokage 4 года назад +7

      Chinese are going to find this movie great. And if not they will still go to watch it in theater.

    • @prolattee
      @prolattee 4 года назад +31

      SainyaHokage it’s currently 4.7 out of 10 in China, I don’t think they love it buddy

  • @Quotenwagnerianer
    @Quotenwagnerianer 4 года назад +3284

    Disney is creatively dead. The management killed it, basically slaughtered it.

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 года назад +31

      I always expected changed the good 2d movies would be making them smooth and in 3d

    • @natayleegivens1046
      @natayleegivens1046 4 года назад +116

      I think that's just today's movies period. Creativity is dead, everything is remade or rebooted. It's truly sad.

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 года назад +8

      @@natayleegivens1046 Ik ☹️

    • @sherreoz5399
      @sherreoz5399 4 года назад +17

      Yup every Disney movie after Moana is shit

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 года назад

      @@sherreoz5399 but beauty and the beast (live action)
      Is fine

  • @languagespotlight24
    @languagespotlight24 3 года назад +25

    As a Vietnamese, I would prefer they hadn't turned a great cartoon masterpiece like Mulan into an emulation of Chinese films like "Romance of the Three Kingdom". I feel surprisingly nostalgic of my childhood watching these films but without all the good elements that make these Chinese films better than the live-action.

  • @notationmusical
    @notationmusical 4 года назад +1105

    Let's be real: We knew it was going to be bad. But we never knew it was going to be THAT BAD.
    (Edit: I just checked Rotten Tomatoes and its 75%. Audience 51%. Well played Disney. Well played. I still wanted it to be good though.)

    • @secondletter
      @secondletter 4 года назад +16

      Actually, we were hoping it would be THAT BAD. They're great for roasting at for reviews. ;)

    • @caseyp5861
      @caseyp5861 4 года назад +5

      I hoped my favorite Disney movie would be good. I shouldn’t of held my breath.

    • @krh6239
      @krh6239 4 года назад +9

      Tbh, that is the Disney live action movies in a nut shell.

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 4 года назад +7

      I was thinking of a great way to argue with my mother about how bad it is before she watches it and now I have it: one of the main villains became a fucking bird

    • @notationmusical
      @notationmusical 4 года назад +3

      @@secondletter for review and for views.

  • @jaytheartman610
    @jaytheartman610 4 года назад +1539

    "Mulan is the worst live action Disney remake"
    Disney: *"are you challenging me?"*

    • @TheCatslock
      @TheCatslock 4 года назад +23

      Insert The Office God No Please no Noooooo

    • @DeathKitta
      @DeathKitta 4 года назад +53

      They still have Little Mermaid. I am scared to think how they are going to ruin one of my favourite cartoons ever.

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 4 года назад +25

      Please, stop challenging them! HAVE MERCY!!!

    • @sabrinalibby3435
      @sabrinalibby3435 4 года назад +17

      Did you all forget that they are making a live action lio and stich

    • @DeathKitta
      @DeathKitta 4 года назад +13

      @@sabrinalibby3435 I didn't know that! Nooooo!!!!

  • @gary.l.8041
    @gary.l.8041 4 года назад +1000

    "Im Chinese myself and there are a million movies just like this Mulan in China. Theyre not necessary about Mulan but its exactly the same where its a mystical hero story and theres kung fu while praising Chinese pride with bad acting, weiting, and a spinning camera. " someone said this and it is so true

    • @sev1011
      @sev1011 4 года назад +59

      Ah, maybe that's what Disney thought of by representing their 'culture'

    • @RedsHitpostMedia
      @RedsHitpostMedia 4 года назад +4

      Yeah i said as the original posterthis I mean its one of the top comments you even copied my typo :/

    • @sharkb8754
      @sharkb8754 4 года назад +34

      @@sev1011 No, the reason for shitty films in China is that the companies make more money making shitty films, and it is great for money laundering

    • @kkuryoo
      @kkuryoo 4 года назад +8

      Even though i'm not chinese, I watch chinese dramas and movies once in a while and I can say that's true. There are many works that has this theme and the camera work, editing, acting, etc. is basically the same (not saying that all movies nor dramas are as bad as this movie, just saying that there's a lot of it).

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 4 года назад

      @@sharkb8754 and also from what I've heard they can't show shows from other places like pokemon so they have to make copies of them but different in ways just to have things similar to them

  • @Mr_bukowski4435
    @Mr_bukowski4435 Год назад +6

    Having a women character just be special without having to start of weaker and show growth is the definition of insulting writing.

  • @AlexG-jk8tc
    @AlexG-jk8tc 4 года назад +680

    *2019 me about the Lion King remake:* This is the worst remake of my life!
    *2020 me:* The worst remake of your life so far...
    Well, congrats, Disney. You officially broke Schaff, the funniest/best RUclips reviewer who can usually say at least ONE positive thing about anything. I hope you're happy.

    • @caterpie4546
      @caterpie4546 4 года назад +27

      @:Lhee Lhee: I would like to see an HD rat make food and control someone through their hair.

    • @HANNAHCOUTINHO639
      @HANNAHCOUTINHO639 4 года назад +4

      at least lion king had Songs, the story was almost the same

    • @AlexG-jk8tc
      @AlexG-jk8tc 4 года назад +1

      @:Lhee Lhee: OH LORD THEY BETTER NOT REMAKE THAT! OR THE INCREDIBLES.

    • @AlexG-jk8tc
      @AlexG-jk8tc 4 года назад +1

      @@HANNAHCOUTINHO639 Although we cannot forget what they did to "Be Prepared"...

  • @peymcc3279
    @peymcc3279 4 года назад +7041

    i'm so sick of "strong independent women" characters that have no personality or traits besides being a woman

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 года назад +89

      Could you give some examples of well executed characters with the traits of ‘strong independent woman’ type?

    • @annakrawczuk5221
      @annakrawczuk5221 4 года назад +979

      @@dfquartzidn6151 Mulan in the original, for one

    • @One-pz3zk
      @One-pz3zk 4 года назад +552

      DFQuartz IDN Literally Mulan from the original

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 4 года назад +251

      @@dfquartzidn6151 Ciri from Witcher series.

    • @CereDulce37
      @CereDulce37 4 года назад +206

      @@dfquartzidn6151 Kill Bill

  • @nahuelgioia4177
    @nahuelgioia4177 4 года назад +2049

    The funniest part out of all of this:
    The whole point of the changes, was because they wanted the movie to do really well in China, and they felt that they should make the movie more loyal to the original legend Mulan was based of.
    Not only apparently it's not more loyal to the source, but seemingly Disney didn't think of including any Chinese person on the creative team of the movie they made to appeal to the Chinese market. And the movie is bombing and getting panned in China.
    Edit: To be entirely fair, I don't think my dumb ass can make that much fun of Disney executives for bad decisions when, just one day after watching videos tell me how useful it can be to leave comments that get lots of likes in the videos of bigger creators, I post a comment like this using my personal-use channel instead of the one I want to become a youtuber with.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 4 года назад +170

      Wh--so their solution to making it more based on the original legend was to be even more inaccurate about Chinese culture?

    • @1000OtherFoxes
      @1000OtherFoxes 4 года назад +58

      "they wanted the movie to do really well in China" lol well disney is heavily funded by chinese...

    • @cuppajj
      @cuppajj 4 года назад +12

      F in the chat

    • @TheAdampl12
      @TheAdampl12 4 года назад +4

      Good

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 4 года назад +61

      "The Harder You Try, The Harder You Fail'
      -Common Daoist Teachings

  • @dj_tnt2965
    @dj_tnt2965 2 года назад +13

    This movie was not good. To make the witch a better villain, I would let it be that the witch is Mulan’s sister. The live-action remake replaced the grandmother with her sister. The reason why her sister, aka the witch would attack Mulan is that she felt rejected by her own family. Because of Mulan’s chi powers, her family gave all of the love and attention to Mulan instead of her. The family would look down to the sister because they believed that she wasn’t and never will be as good as Mulan. This would at the VERY LEAST make the villain a little bit better.