How Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Should Have Ended

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @chickenpanda4062
    @chickenpanda4062 5 лет назад +8373

    _gets arrested_
    Alan: can I at least bring my assault rifle?
    Guard: yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine

    • @TheSaint281
      @TheSaint281 5 лет назад +189

      Its not a assault rifle its a lmg (light machine gun)

    • @urmumgay1310
      @urmumgay1310 5 лет назад +59

      it's Russia

    • @whyisyoulying1746
      @whyisyoulying1746 5 лет назад +28

      It's in Russia what else do you expect?

    • @yorunoshugeki
      @yorunoshugeki 5 лет назад +7

      Only Russia

    • @notjamz
      @notjamz 5 лет назад +8

      M240 Light Machine Gun*

  • @austinmata625
    @austinmata625 4 года назад +4663

    *RELEASES MODERN WARFARE 2 REMASTERED
    RUclips: Yes

  • @jennalynmendoza4805
    @jennalynmendoza4805 5 лет назад +10731

    Other countries: *NO FIREARMS BEYOND THIS POINT.* Russia:No liquid containers.

    • @Fuzxguys
      @Fuzxguys 5 лет назад +84

      Maybe if you work hard enough you’ll get breadcrumb

    • @agentandrewmiltonpinkerton9818
      @agentandrewmiltonpinkerton9818 5 лет назад +54

      only question i never understood is was allen a CIA agent from the start if so why is foley giving orders to him

    • @saptarshibhowmick5220
      @saptarshibhowmick5220 5 лет назад +40

      @@agentandrewmiltonpinkerton9818 he was taken in by shepherd.he was not CIA before that.

    • @nismo3871
      @nismo3871 5 лет назад +6

      hey dont i know you from somewhere

    • @RealAnt86
      @RealAnt86 5 лет назад +2

      Blyat

  • @patate-spor8672
    @patate-spor8672 3 года назад +2426

    Activision: Releases a new Call of Duty game
    Russians: Here we go again

    • @honeybadger6378
      @honeybadger6378 3 года назад +83

      "Activision love Russians"

    • @vova_ermak
      @vova_ermak 3 года назад +31

      @@honeybadger6378 нас нельзя не любить. Путин запустят по вам ракету

    • @honeybadger6378
      @honeybadger6378 3 года назад +20

      @@vova_ermak запустят? Множественное число?!
      Surely, u cant be serious.

    • @britishwatermelon680
      @britishwatermelon680 3 года назад +4

      @@honeybadger6378 ya speaking Spanish, let me speak Spanish also, 197204719 80027374829, 0184729199273, 926482929273729, 6389382, 8299347, +-=982883*88283829

    • @weeb8742
      @weeb8742 3 года назад +2

      @@britishwatermelon680 thats... true

  • @ucanhphamviet7234
    @ucanhphamviet7234 5 лет назад +3721

    “Assault rifles get special treatment.”
    In Soviet Russia: *”Yes.”*

  • @redacted8694
    @redacted8694 5 лет назад +2945

    You forgot one!
    When shephard kills roach and ghost, A message should come on saying “Friendly fire will not be tolerated!” And then has to start the entire mission over by coming out of his mama

  • @BugCatcherWill
    @BugCatcherWill 10 лет назад +4013

    Ramirez!! Think of a better ending for this game!!!

    • @xVenova
      @xVenova 10 лет назад +60

      AHAH!! I Get that! ......

    • @niikiyama
      @niikiyama 9 лет назад +111

      BugCatcherWill Ramirez! Grenade! Ramirez! Get the fuck outta there! Ramirez! Reload! Ramirez! Ramirez! Ramirez! Scream Ramirez!

    • @DjSigal
      @DjSigal 9 лет назад +95

      BugCatcherWill Ramirez!! DO EVERYTHING!

    • @niikiyama
      @niikiyama 9 лет назад +8

      ^^^ is correct

    • @kevinjr.2345
      @kevinjr.2345 9 лет назад +10

      I have one sir! Everyone dies in a nuke like that one mission in the fourth game, sir! The end, sir!

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 3 года назад +255

    HISHE took one of the most disturbing levels in any video game ever made, and turned it into one of the most funniest animated video game parodies I’ve ever seen. Great work HISHE!

  • @vladimirmakarov4636
    @vladimirmakarov4636 5 лет назад +22594

    "Remember No Russian"

    • @davidmontes7014
      @davidmontes7014 5 лет назад +687

      Yeah yeah yeah you must be kidding me

    • @Mahirgobrrrrr
      @Mahirgobrrrrr 5 лет назад +266

      @@davidmontes7014 Da DAmn TRAIN!!!!!!!

    • @davidmontes7014
      @davidmontes7014 5 лет назад +181

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    • @dashadow7865
      @dashadow7865 5 лет назад +86

      ok

    • @Mahirgobrrrrr
      @Mahirgobrrrrr 5 лет назад +80

      @@davidmontes7014 okkkkk...... That was...big?????

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 5 лет назад +2044

    And to this day Alan is still trying to escape from prison

    • @captfuzzy1618
      @captfuzzy1618 5 лет назад +49

      They just keep pouring more concrete to extend his wall as he digs.

    • @Asli_Exist
      @Asli_Exist 4 года назад +24

      Well.. The CIA gets him out the prison.

    • @rennykimora1455
      @rennykimora1455 4 года назад +1

      russian more like brusion papa guesty

    • @ryanpereira5011
      @ryanpereira5011 4 года назад +1

      No,no,no is alexi

    • @bhamber2641
      @bhamber2641 4 года назад +1

      MrColdDrink Allen*

  • @Cyrus44441
    @Cyrus44441 9 лет назад +5229

    I like how the they let them keep their guns

  • @prptheawesome4911
    @prptheawesome4911 4 года назад +274

    “Soap! SOAP!”
    “Yeah?”
    “I don’t know I just feel like I should be yelling your name.”

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 года назад +15

      "RAMERIZ"

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +10

      "due to the efforts of private allen, general shepherd has been arrested.. but, i still feel empty... like i need to complete my- character- arc"
      "price?"
      "THAT'S ONE LESS LOOSE END, SOAP-"

    • @Sirbozo
      @Sirbozo 3 месяца назад

      LOL

  • @NotBorno
    @NotBorno 8 лет назад +1000

    "I should've done that sooner".. dude, exactly!

    • @naterogers3656
      @naterogers3656 6 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 5 лет назад +26

      Makrov is immortal in this mission and calls you a traitor if you shoot him lol

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 5 лет назад +6

      It doesn't work.
      At least not canonically

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 лет назад +4

      @@penguinsrockrgr8yt216 exactly

    • @all-startale9429
      @all-startale9429 5 лет назад +7

      Subarnajit Saha it was because shepherd ordered not to so they can kill the Russians and start ww3 and having shepherd a war hero

  • @CoDGhosts619
    @CoDGhosts619 4 года назад +4341

    Who’s here after the MW2 Campaign remastered 👀 time FLIES! I remember watching this when I was 12 😭

    • @SamTheMan27
      @SamTheMan27 4 года назад +18

      Me and I subbed to you and this dude that made no russians

    • @mr.karendude2458
      @mr.karendude2458 4 года назад +4

      Me

    • @Bruh-nc1dy
      @Bruh-nc1dy 4 года назад +1

      Hello

    • @badat9ly-_-235
      @badat9ly-_-235 4 года назад +4

      I'm scrolling through the comment and I see you here 😂🤣🤣

    • @swwwsss7870
      @swwwsss7870 4 года назад +2

      I played that game when i was 8 lol

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
    @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 5 лет назад +1372

    0:38 makes this mission a lot darker

  • @Kaizen_KyranTTV
    @Kaizen_KyranTTV Год назад +150

    "Remember No Russian"
    Meanwhile In another universe:
    "Remember No English"

    • @lucapiemonti9767
      @lucapiemonti9767 Год назад +5

      "Помните: нет русского" Is what you meant to write =)

    • @adszqhramanbruh4365
      @adszqhramanbruh4365 Год назад +6

      Meanwhile in another universe:
      Remember No Armenia

    • @imready450
      @imready450 Год назад

      make 1 comment for every country

    • @zxst_l1fx
      @zxst_l1fx Год назад

      @@lucapiemonti9767i am russian speaker so in cod makarov say:помните,ни слова по русски,this sentence sounds more correctly

    • @QuandaleDingle_II
      @QuandaleDingle_II 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@adszqhramanbruh4365 No Palestine

  • @engineergaming5989
    @engineergaming5989 5 лет назад +1672

    0:38 guy's not even right he has an LMG
    I like spreading misinformation on the internet

  • @joselvallenegron2268
    @joselvallenegron2268 5 лет назад +7326

    You burn the Ghost,
    Step on the Roach,
    Drop the Soap,
    Buried the Sandman,
    Crash the Truck,
    Stole the Grinch,
    And now Makarov pay the Price.

  • @XG417
    @XG417 5 лет назад +592

    "Remember - No LIQUIDS"

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl 3 года назад +132

    I find it surprising how quickly the airport security arrived on scene.

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 9 лет назад +303

    This ending was the best scenario ever! The American agent's clever use of a water bottle at the airport gate was the perfect tactic for stalling the terrorists with the old "I have to deal with this uptight TSA guy, it will only take a minute" gambit to keep them in place as he causes an altercation that attracts the SWAT team. The elimination of the anarchists in the prison was the smartest option instead of the horrifying massacre of the game mission.

    • @HK-pq7pe
      @HK-pq7pe 2 года назад +10

      If Alan did this the game wouldn't be fun. No Russian is the most important mission in MW2. You can't just make it not happen. Also, if you are offended by this mission you can skip it. (I know i'm late btw)

    • @Dman29000-
      @Dman29000- 2 года назад +1

      True but I kinda liked pvt.Allen

    • @ruinhem
      @ruinhem 2 года назад +3

      @@HK-pq7pe But not shooting anyone and simply cutting the line with guns in arms you can? Your reply seems awfully serious under a comment made either jokingly or under the influence
      I’m not as late as you 👍

    • @GayFurryFromROA
      @GayFurryFromROA 2 года назад +2

      @@HK-pq7pe 🤓

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 Год назад

      If you think about it, if this happened IRL there would be no plot armour protecting Makarov from Allen pumping a dozen bullets into his spine. Think about it, just hang back and gun them down just as they're about to fire. You can let the politicians deal with the international incident later, you just killed Makarov!

  • @bubmeldore
    @bubmeldore 8 лет назад +693

    0:22 I see what you did there.

  • @Chamogus69420
    @Chamogus69420 5 лет назад +251

    1:43-*FRIENDLY FIRE:ON*

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 4 года назад +16

      Friendly fire will not be tolerated!

  • @naworzkizama7126
    @naworzkizama7126 4 года назад +50

    "you blew your cover.. don't fire on makarov's squad"

  • @physicalembodymentofcancer9620
    @physicalembodymentofcancer9620 8 лет назад +1319

    No Russian is the only mission where I can get a positive K/D...

    • @ObitoUchiha1999
      @ObitoUchiha1999 8 лет назад +53

      stop

    • @danterra9413
      @danterra9413 8 лет назад +60

      +Aardvark Awesome yo thats a well deserved W

    • @generalgrevious2420
      @generalgrevious2420 7 лет назад +18

      Physical Embodyment Of Cancer Well at least your ratio wont be effected by your one death at the end

    • @ploonie7274
      @ploonie7274 7 лет назад

      Can someone Tell me whats KDR

    • @eliefz526
      @eliefz526 6 лет назад

      Lmaooo

  • @billionarrow7328
    @billionarrow7328 5 лет назад +550

    0:24 ain't that thor over there

    • @um9059
      @um9059 4 года назад +1

      BillionArrow732 where

    • @Mani-qw7bq
      @Mani-qw7bq 4 года назад +27

      I see he looks more like the guy from wwz

    • @maniac5partan847
      @maniac5partan847 4 года назад +5

      @@Mani-qw7bq i was thinking the same thing

    • @Mani-qw7bq
      @Mani-qw7bq 4 года назад +1

      @@maniac5partan847 I know right

    • @10jimmy
      @10jimmy 4 года назад

      Oh, my god

  • @MiguelMartinez-hm7vn
    @MiguelMartinez-hm7vn 8 лет назад +592

    "This feels like more than 4 ounces.." I love that part

    • @beamjohn3926
      @beamjohn3926 8 лет назад +8

      I read your name first and then read your comment😂😂

    • @diysisters1123
      @diysisters1123 8 лет назад +1

      Call of duty Mw3

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 8 лет назад +1

      +Home Basket
      Well then... that was absolutely irrelevant, but I'll give you a point for it.

    • @letycya300
      @letycya300 8 лет назад

      Donald Trump's Flat Ass j

    • @lidiacuba23
      @lidiacuba23 8 лет назад

      Donald Trump's

  • @entangledatoms7153
    @entangledatoms7153 Год назад +20

    I can’t believe I haven’t found this masterpiece for 12 years.

  • @Maximus4587
    @Maximus4587 9 лет назад +465

    Achievement Earned: "Problem Solved, Series Over." (100G)

  • @bavariageneral8982
    @bavariageneral8982 5 лет назад +360

    Vladimir Makarov: Remember no russian.
    Yuri: Yes combrade

    • @withsherif4743
      @withsherif4743 3 года назад +2

      Yuri got shot by makarov

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 3 года назад +4

      @@withsherif4743 Nah he said comBRADE, not comRADE.

    • @tobyn4955
      @tobyn4955 2 года назад +1

      Thats not yuri with makarov on the elevator its PFC. Joseph Allen(Alexei Borodin)

  • @techtruth8283
    @techtruth8283 6 лет назад +493

    Means Operation Kingfish. The mission of Task Force 141 is completed. Cool dude. And
    Soap is Alive
    Ghost is Alive
    Roach is Alive
    Shepherd is Alive
    Excellent!

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 5 лет назад +85

      shepherd is alive ........tht doesnt sound good

    • @prabalr8425
      @prabalr8425 5 лет назад +34

      If the real ending was this video, shepherd won't betraying us. He betraying us because he want to be war hero. If i use a in correct Word, sorry

    • @prabalr8425
      @prabalr8425 5 лет назад +6

      @RYT18 everyone after mission "no Russian" ( Mw2: Roach, ghost, allen. Mw3: sandman, grinch, truck, Sgt. Kamarov, Soap, Yuri, and other protagonist) IS SAVED!!

    • @DylanIsChillin421
      @DylanIsChillin421 5 лет назад +23

      But price is still in prison

    • @EruseanPug
      @EruseanPug 5 лет назад +27

      Rahul Verma No Russian was the whole reason why Shepherd killed Ghost and Roach. The DSM held intel about Shepherd sending Allen and being one of the reasons why WW3 started.

  • @maverickmountain1234
    @maverickmountain1234 Год назад +36

    1:43 makarov should of said “you traitor”

  • @ClovissenpaiDotR
    @ClovissenpaiDotR 4 года назад +47

    1:42 "Friendly fire will not be tolerated" followed by all of them immediately gunning you down if you even attempt to use 1 bullet

  • @randomguy55944
    @randomguy55944 4 года назад +368

    If you’re here in 2022 tbh you’re just different

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 9 лет назад +1788

    This feels like more than 4 ounces big boy lol😂😂😂😂😆😆

  • @rotordd2227
    @rotordd2227 2 года назад +22

    Allen: can I bring my machine gun into prison?
    Guard: sure, why not

  • @emilc3528
    @emilc3528 9 лет назад +942

    I don't it you kill him you fail your mission, i'm doing the world a favor I save soap, yuri, rebels and prevent ghost and roach dying, I will never understand the game creators

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 7 лет назад +42

      Emil C I was so sad when Soap and Yuri died like what the heck guys

    • @Neo-Fish
      @Neo-Fish 7 лет назад +2

      Emil C YGS

    • @nolanjones9174
      @nolanjones9174 6 лет назад +9

      makarov would have become a tyrant, allowing for another blyat to become leader of the ultranationalists

    • @mlag4232
      @mlag4232 6 лет назад +10

      Emil C the lore of this game is messed up boi

    • @wookielegend7367
      @wookielegend7367 6 лет назад +1

      Emil C exactly

  • @destructordoge8386
    @destructordoge8386 4 года назад +72

    “This feels like more than 4 ounces big boy”

  • @theWarrenat0r
    @theWarrenat0r 10 лет назад +44

    I remember playing this mission. My jaw actually dropped when everyone open-fired on the civilians.

  • @oper8rdrifto417
    @oper8rdrifto417 4 года назад +79

    WW3: Prevented
    Allen: Alive
    Ghost and Roach: Saved
    Sheperd: Is not the bad guy
    Yup this is the perfect ending.

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 3 года назад +9

      Actually, Shepherd is still technically the bad guy since he's the one who tipped off Makerov that Allen was an undercover agent, so that way Russia would declare war on America, then Shepherd would take down Makerov himself and be a war hero.
      So technically this ending would have foiled Shepherd's plans.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 года назад

      WeegeeSlayer The question is though how did Shepherd get into contact with Makorov in the first place?

    • @OfficialThermal
      @OfficialThermal 3 года назад

      Nah, the actual perfect ending:
      Training Mission at the beginning of the game
      Cpl. Dunn: "General Shepherd will be watching you." (Or whatever he says.)
      Allen (Who you're playing as.): "Wait... Why does the General have a pistol at my head?"
      General Shepherd: "Bye-bye, fools."
      Allen and Cpl. Dunn: **Takes Mini-Uzi off table, blasts Shepherd to kingdom come**

    • @mid-oseshashem9847
      @mid-oseshashem9847 3 года назад

      @@cckiller0053 he didn't contact him directly, he just send him information from Private Allen anonimously.

  • @PaladinCape
    @PaladinCape 8 лет назад +364

    Wait so what about Yuri??? He didn't make it to the lift? xD

    • @scaryscary2422
      @scaryscary2422 8 лет назад +120

      He tried, but got stuck with the zombies

    • @knucklenine4931
      @knucklenine4931 8 лет назад +41

      He was making a reference to MW3.

    • @erdemkose8994
      @erdemkose8994 8 лет назад +28

      makarov shot him before they kill the people in airport.

    • @snaker_574
      @snaker_574 8 лет назад +8

      Erdem Kose but survived

    • @Kokodesuyoooo
      @Kokodesuyoooo 8 лет назад +4

      lel had to scroll down for this one TO THE TOP NOW! take my upv.. err like

  • @keyanghasemi9792
    @keyanghasemi9792 8 лет назад +168

    I remember this when I was young and when he said "this is more then 4 ounces big boy" I though he found another water bottle XD

    • @Daimxn
      @Daimxn 8 лет назад +10

      was he not?...

    • @545hawk
      @545hawk 8 лет назад +7

      +Dai Look where his hand is when he says it...

    • @maxwell10206
      @maxwell10206 8 лет назад +11

      I don't know it could be a dick joke but it could just be because he has a shit ton of gear on him like, ammo, grenades, etc.

    • @545hawk
      @545hawk 8 лет назад +11

      maxwell10206 Boiiii you know what the officer meant.

  • @dememes933
    @dememes933 4 года назад +32

    9 years later it still gives me nostalgia

  • @SantaBlanca-b4p
    @SantaBlanca-b4p 9 месяцев назад +3

    12 years ago, and this is still popular

  • @truemangibson3226
    @truemangibson3226 10 лет назад +43

    I agree. Even if you are undercover Alan could have easily gunned them all down ( or at least Makarov) before he died

    • @peterclark6603
      @peterclark6603 10 лет назад +16

      Best guess is that General Sheppard ordered him not to, Sheppard wanted to start a war.

  • @FasterThan_4G
    @FasterThan_4G 10 лет назад +71

    I love how this was the first result when I typed in "Call of duty: Advanced warfare"

  • @HarleyQuinn_93
    @HarleyQuinn_93 10 лет назад +56

    I love how the security guy stops him for a bottle of water when all of them have assault rifles and machine guns.

    • @zherean42069
      @zherean42069 2 года назад +8

      you dont carry a pecheneg machine gun in a airport?

    • @Im-apple69
      @Im-apple69 2 года назад

      @@zherean42069 I do carry

  • @damnedman0455
    @damnedman0455 4 года назад +18

    Man, I love this so much. The movement seem like actual game movements

  • @Bufa7777
    @Bufa7777 9 лет назад +456

    1:17 = Gta 5 police in a nutshell

    • @Shadowdarkish
      @Shadowdarkish 9 лет назад +35

      Bufa7777 No it's not. If it was they would be in a car running over more people than you killed.

    • @MichaelSmith-ou1bz
      @MichaelSmith-ou1bz 9 лет назад +19

      Bufa7777 That's one star.

    • @ricomane5694
      @ricomane5694 9 лет назад +19

      +Michael Smith
      one star at a police station= 5 stars anywhere else

    • @DarkshadowXD63
      @DarkshadowXD63 9 лет назад +11

      I remember in the old gta once you got 2 stars you were basically screwed only two ways to get rid of them

    • @davidcamperchioli9144
      @davidcamperchioli9144 7 лет назад +17

      nah, in gta v right when a policeman saw you he'd put 50 rounds into you for stealing some gum on a supermarket.

  • @quantaviusbontaviusdingleb8457
    @quantaviusbontaviusdingleb8457 4 года назад +134

    Mission name: No Russian
    Subtitles: **have russian**

  • @kitz567
    @kitz567 8 лет назад +249

    This doesn't seem 5 years ago...

  • @jonbragg5175
    @jonbragg5175 4 года назад +21

    0:45 why do I find this part hillarious

  • @SgtAwkk
    @SgtAwkk 10 лет назад +28

    "This feels more then 3 ounces big boy"
    Dude. I am not fucking gay.

  • @D511-e4n
    @D511-e4n 7 лет назад +119

    What? Joseph Allen said in Russian "Are you serious?" ?!
    1:09 - 1:12

  • @Iskapten
    @Iskapten 4 года назад +60

    Passing with Guns, no problemo
    Passing with liquid, jail

  • @thewinterhunterid1945
    @thewinterhunterid1945 4 года назад +25

    1:37 Makarov: WHERE IS HE NOW lmfao🤣

  • @alialatrach9788
    @alialatrach9788 5 лет назад +28

    Guess i'm not the only one who revisited this video after MW2019's reveal.

  • @screamingfortnitekid7900
    @screamingfortnitekid7900 8 лет назад +235

    They let them have their guns in prison

    • @AnimeGIFfy
      @AnimeGIFfy 8 лет назад +3

      The one they call Red i see you didnt catch a joke of this video

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 7 лет назад +3

      Isu Kosar Welcome to the Russia? Please, shut the fuck up.

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 лет назад

      It's called Россия

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 лет назад

      @Alex The Awsome no, Россия.

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 лет назад

      @@NukelearFallout it's Россия

  • @SickTwist3d
    @SickTwist3d 11 лет назад +42

    That would actually be a badass zombies level, starting in the elevator as Makarov says "Remember, No Russian" as the doors open and in slow motion all four of you start unloading your lmg rounds into hundreds of zombies as you exit the elevator. Holy shit that would be awesome!

  • @the_big_curry4293
    @the_big_curry4293 3 года назад +18

    I lost it when he said “can it bro” 😂

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 5 лет назад +53

    To this day i still struggle to decide if makarov is 30 or 50

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 7 лет назад +21

    0:15 you all going ignore fact 1 floor full undead?....ok then

  • @vCentsei
    @vCentsei 9 лет назад +373

    Dear RUclips,
    I don't mind ads.
    I don't mind buffer.
    But when the ads buffer,
    I suffer.
    From,
    vStyleZ

    • @thebean8898
      @thebean8898 9 лет назад +10

      un originality is a problem nowadays

    • @vCentsei
      @vCentsei 9 лет назад

      THE bean​ Well I believe you are the first to notice. It's a hit or miss joke if you've never heard about it. Good job, mate.

    • @thebean8898
      @thebean8898 9 лет назад

      sarcasm?

    • @vCentsei
      @vCentsei 9 лет назад

      No, mate

    • @thebean8898
      @thebean8898 9 лет назад

      hmm

  • @mooqer
    @mooqer 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love how everyone was calm like nothings happening while Makarov and his bros are walking with guns

  • @demonspecialist67
    @demonspecialist67 8 лет назад +626

    If he was an undercover soldier, why couldn't he just shoot Makarov and the rest when they're backs were turned or something? Fucking Call of Duty.

    • @mcossack8267
      @mcossack8267 8 лет назад +55

      +N. Shadows Cuz it's Call of Dooty.

    • @Messier_-82
      @Messier_-82 8 лет назад +38

      +N. Shadows Because other NPCs will immediately kill him.

    • @demonspecialist67
      @demonspecialist67 8 лет назад +81

      TheVideoKeeper When their backs are TURNED. -_-

    • @Messier_-82
      @Messier_-82 8 лет назад +3

      I tried this...

    • @yurijedi49
      @yurijedi49 8 лет назад +203

      +N. Shadows The goal was never to kill Makarov dude, it was to spy on him. Remember Shepherd was the one briefing Allen? And how Shepherd wanted the war?
      See how it all connects now?

  • @skrumblebumpkis5460
    @skrumblebumpkis5460 8 лет назад +60

    I just now noticed the checkpoint guard is looking at furry porn....what a strange joke.

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 8 лет назад

      How do you know that's furry porn???

    • @GrayFell
      @GrayFell 8 лет назад +2

      +Doomguy There's an anthro on the front in a bikini.

    • @dieguito3422
      @dieguito3422 8 лет назад +2

      Shit man...
      That's fucking sick...

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 8 лет назад

      MrFurfagCookies McBritishTea
      ....I shan't say anything....
      ..Don't...say...anything....

  • @Healyx
    @Healyx 8 лет назад +53

    This should be renamed to how the modern warfare series ended

    • @SecundaMFX
      @SecundaMFX 8 лет назад +1

      General Zakhar makarov was still there in modern warfare 1 but he was under the radar

  • @philipekberg436
    @philipekberg436 3 года назад +16

    Shame that they are not doing ”HISHE-videos” based on video games anymore 😢

  • @viktorgavorn4635
    @viktorgavorn4635 10 лет назад +75

    the number of times i killed that guy on "no russian"

    • @ditroy1974
      @ditroy1974 9 лет назад +1

      You buy the game not knowing any of the character's names?

  • @abellf4519
    @abellf4519 5 лет назад +53

    0:35 excuse you is from GTA vice city stories haha

  • @notthew4y
    @notthew4y 8 лет назад +36

    goes through the metal detector with a gun and still allowed. a drink isn't allowed I'm so done XD

  • @marxi1511
    @marxi1511 2 года назад +4

    *"Remember, no water"*
    -Makarov, probably...

  • @Gen_ShadowCompany_203
    @Gen_ShadowCompany_203 4 года назад +145

    No, here's how it _REALLY_ should have ended:
    Mac: IT'S NOW OR NEVER, TAKE THE SHOT!!!
    (Bang!!!)
    (Wind changes bullet direction and hits Makarov, Price shoots again. This time hits Zakhaev not in the arm, but in the head.)
    Mac: Nice shot, Lieutenant.

  • @sagargiri6233
    @sagargiri6233 8 лет назад +227

    That's what I thought why didn't Allen killed those guys there were just four guys and he had such an awesome machine gun(forgot its name)Allen could have saved so many lives and kill main villain right that time

    • @blueacego86
      @blueacego86 8 лет назад +38

      the m240? also he couldnt since PLOT.

    • @jaydenlawrence6661
      @jaydenlawrence6661 8 лет назад +1

      Sagar Giri Orders.

    • @vanthursday
      @vanthursday 8 лет назад +11

      You obviously didnt play that scene... if you should one of them they will shoot back and kill you...

    • @SaibaShulk
      @SaibaShulk 8 лет назад +17

      the orders of a man who wanted to start a war with russia

    • @kjgop2909
      @kjgop2909 8 лет назад +1

      hey do u know the name of the last song?

  • @azraeldrone5958
    @azraeldrone5958 5 лет назад +92

    0:10 “remember no zombies”

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 4 года назад +2

      Zombies!? Oh no! Quick, close the door!

    • @chaseelliott8578
      @chaseelliott8578 4 года назад +1

      @@SnakeA113 whoops wrong floor

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 4 года назад +1

      @@chaseelliott8578 like i said before: No Rush

    • @steeldeadeye
      @steeldeadeye 3 года назад +1

      @@SnakeA113 uhm boss?

    • @Arriss2121
      @Arriss2121 3 года назад +2

      lol these replies lmao

  • @farahahmedkarim377
    @farahahmedkarim377 4 года назад +40

    "Remember. No Russian."
    **a second later:**
    "Uhhh....boss...I don't know how to say this but uh...we don't have the ammo for a job this big..."
    "Ugh we shoulda gone first class."
    Lmao

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 2 года назад +1

      hey karim, do you hate makarov?

    • @farahahmedkarim377
      @farahahmedkarim377 2 года назад

      @@SnakeA113 sorta

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 2 года назад

      @@farahahmedkarim377 who do you hate more? Makarov or barkov?

    • @farahahmedkarim377
      @farahahmedkarim377 2 года назад

      @@SnakeA113 Barkov doesn't really count since he's kinda dead but yeah I hate him

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 2 года назад

      @@farahahmedkarim377 I feel sorry for your family btw

  • @bbenjoe
    @bbenjoe 8 лет назад +77

    Ounces? US should really change to metric. Nearly all other countries alredy did so.

  • @sammcd9732
    @sammcd9732 10 лет назад +79

    Water is a crime, but when it comes to guns, it's cool.
    And also, you're allowed to keep guns and knives in prison? Also you get cool stuff in prison? So, commiting crime is like a bonus? Someone please get me to Russia!

  • @yorunoshugeki
    @yorunoshugeki 5 лет назад +229

    Nobody:
    Russian names:
    Vladamir Lenin
    Vladamir Putin
    Vladamir Makarov

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 5 лет назад +41

      Nobody:
      American names:
      Tom Brady
      Tom Allen
      Tom Holland

    • @gingerpaul5702
      @gingerpaul5702 4 года назад +8

      Comic Sans Studio ha what a spaz Tom Holland is British

    • @projectphoenix4139
      @projectphoenix4139 4 года назад +1

      @@gingerpaul5702 Yeah but he goes like in and out of a American and British accent, he's like basically both lol.

    • @TracerBH
      @TracerBH 4 года назад +1

      *Vladimir

    • @yorunoshugeki
      @yorunoshugeki 4 года назад

      @@projectphoenix4139 low key i will have a slight European accent when i get mad and say Fock instead of Fck

  • @Zeltiar
    @Zeltiar 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love how the first scene actually is the original concept.

  • @tannerryan7808
    @tannerryan7808 5 лет назад +15

    0:49 um... It's not an assault rifle it's an LMG

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah but PFC Allen also have M4A1 for his secondary.

  • @ifshebreathesheathot6958
    @ifshebreathesheathot6958 5 лет назад +53

    *whoops wrong floor*
    „...L-Like I said before, No Russian“

  • @elimarcum
    @elimarcum 8 лет назад +42

    At 0:10 That floor they almost entered was full of Nazi Zombies

  • @gautamidas2818
    @gautamidas2818 3 года назад +3

    Nobody :
    RUclips : let's recommend this video after 9 years

  • @MaceGaming53
    @MaceGaming53 8 лет назад +142

    1:13 first time i watched this i never noticed that xD

  • @colegordon9684
    @colegordon9684 9 лет назад +34

    Anyone else see the lost guys at 0:30

    • @helumii
      @helumii 9 лет назад +2

      Cole Gordon Were they the guys in the middle with better textures.

    • @colegordon9684
      @colegordon9684 9 лет назад +1

      Ya

  • @CorporalCadet05
    @CorporalCadet05 5 лет назад +18

    0:54 Batman before he was Batman

  • @KaizDarius
    @KaizDarius 2 года назад +2

    RUclips remind me this masterpiece after MW2 2022.

  • @herihermawan100
    @herihermawan100 5 лет назад +15

    Logic: your weapon will be confiscated after being captured

  • @ioc6283
    @ioc6283 5 лет назад +24

    You really need COD ZOMBIES HISHE!

    • @alucard3689
      @alucard3689 5 лет назад +1

      Sadly won’t happen 😟

    • @scruf2002
      @scruf2002 5 лет назад +1

      Let's see. Not In call of the dead, not with the whole cast dying, shadow man boss fight less big glowing orb w rock music

  • @riybtl1
    @riybtl1 5 лет назад +14

    1:08 unintentional asmr

  • @AmericanF-16
    @AmericanF-16 Год назад +1

    *passing through tsa with the bois*

  • @wytdmikey
    @wytdmikey 5 лет назад +87

    OF COURSE THEY KEEP THEIR GUNS, IT'S *_RUSSIA!_*

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 лет назад

      Even in Russia guns are illegal, dummie.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 5 лет назад +3

      Timur 56255 r/whooooooooooosh

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 лет назад

      @@Deathmare235 I don't care

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 лет назад

      @@Deathmare235 for me humour is nothing but stupidity

    • @redreaper_0045
      @redreaper_0045 4 года назад +7

      @@timur5241 are u an edgy teenager?

  • @Sceptre476
    @Sceptre476 10 лет назад +49

    the sign says "Hey stupid"

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 9 лет назад

      What sign?

    • @Sceptre476
      @Sceptre476 9 лет назад

      William Pham sign see at 0:47

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 9 лет назад

      ***** Any more hints?

    • @hulse.y
      @hulse.y 9 лет назад

      William Pham At the top in Russian, it says hey stupid

    • @logi3476
      @logi3476 9 лет назад

      Are you a Russian ( don't worry I am not rascist ).

  • @lvl1channel829
    @lvl1channel829 5 лет назад +22

    "I guess it takes an assault rifle to get a special treatment right here"
    America: don't blame me,blame Russia!

  • @imacg3859
    @imacg3859 2 года назад +2

    Shepherd is mad that Allen took the hero position away from him lol

  • @mricyyy4927
    @mricyyy4927 5 лет назад +9

    1:47 dead but still holding the newspaper 🤔

  • @ryansyoutube6885
    @ryansyoutube6885 10 лет назад +11

    jack, sawyer, and hurley are in the lobby.

  • @bistermean7914
    @bistermean7914 5 лет назад +21

    Mw2 zombies. Makarov. Shepard. Ghost. And any other dead npc from mw1 or 2. ... Would be dope.

  • @gunpointstudios7950
    @gunpointstudios7950 4 года назад +1

    I remember seeing this like 5 years ago and it is finally back in my recommended