It’s in the bylaws of the standard villain contract. The Henchmen’s Union Representatives will shut down any villain which doesn’t abide by the contract. Henchman local 666
Rudra Mazumder I’m sorry under paragraph 5 in subsection 6: “If the head villain leaves the scene of the crime before the dastardly deed is done. Then all henchmen shall be paid at time and 1/2, if the Head Villain is gone for more than 8 hours they are also granted and extra paid holiday and sick day. If something should happen with them away from the premises, then all the henchmen are entitled to workman’s compensation for any and all injuries received!
What about rule 613 bylaw 7 part five. All laws are subject to change at whim provided the overlord in question does not pay his henchmen , as some obscure magical or high tech object, and the hero escapes at the last minute due to good luck or an unknown potential
@@notwalter9957 You mean the RUclips subtitles that are automatically generated with speech-to-text? LOL I think if it's not "cowardice" it's more likely to be "cowardus" than "cowardess," which means female coward. And while that might be a good burn, it's not really the style of Bruce Wayne, Batman, or HISHE Batman.
"As standard villain practices we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose that and its closing time and im ready to go home now"
Best part was definitely Batman punching the Joker back in time, through multiple different Jokers. And Loki and Voldemort just letting him do it, because screw Suicide Squad Joker. :)
Why is it that it has been 4 years and 3 months and HISHE has still not made a sequel to this video? I want to see all the heroes in the Super Cafe fight against the villains in the Villain Pub. Superman even said there would be a next time and that Batman would need backup. Please make a sequel to this video. That would be awesome.
Dunno, this Batman seems to be as overrated as the DCEU one. The more realistic past incarnations of Batman would have never been able to defeat all those villains, especially alone. Btw, love how the writer tried to add some logic using kryptonite with Zod (even if Zod's blood was never exposed to the same process that made Superman vulnerable to the mineral), but then, suddenly, Batman can kick the crap out of the rest because yes and that.
That's not how Kryptonite works. It's radioactive properties affect all Kryptonians not just the ones that were exposed to earth's atmosphere(which Zod was).
Process that made Superman vulnerable? Is this something in the new films I'm not aware of? Or maybe the New 52? Exactly how Kryptonite hurts Kryptonians is very vague, but it has worked against Zod since character conception.
I wouldn't say the Kryptonite thing is vague. It is a radioactive material from Krypton that attacks the cells causing them to die or mutate. Kryptonians absorb solar radiation through their cells which is why they are so powerful but the radiation from the Kryptonite is harmful. When exposed they uncontrolably absorb the radiation emitted causing them great pain (green) or an odd change (red). It is relatively harmless to humans because their cells don't absorb radiation but some stories say that long enough exposure (like Lex with green Kryptonite) will give you radiation poisoning and kill you.
Imagine if Palps called the cops on Batman: 911: "911 what is your emergency" Palpatine: "Batman has broken into my stablishment and threatened me and my customers. I'm too weak! 911 help me, help me!"
Peter Petrov No offense to Batman but if this was any bit realistic Batman would get smashed by Zad immediately not to mention Thanos, The Emperor, Loki.
I'm 99% certain that in HISHE Endgame Batman's gonna snap his fingers instead of Tony so that Tony can finally enjoy his life without remorse. Batman's gonna get his grandiose funeral scene, with an after-credit scene hinting that he survived.
3:57 Loki: Should we try to stop him? Voldemort: Not in this case. No. I don’t think so. I actually want Batman to undo Joker’s latest reboot. The Heath Ledger Joker is definitely the best Joker.
And that's the problem with actors playing absolutely amazing performances with characters that just cannot be replaced because it would be an affront to all that is holy. I love Heath, but c'mon Phoenix was very interesting to watch as a character study type of Joker. Sigh, can't wait to see what Marvel does with Wolverine am I right?
"As standard Villain practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device acheives its purpose" This is so true 😂😂😂😂😂
Just bring Supes. Batman can beat all of them but he failed bc his weakness, apparently, is women. On second thought, might not be so easy next time. The villains might have come up with something next time. So I'd say him, Supes, and one more to complete the team.
He only barely needs Robin and he can do it easy. Like, HE BEAT THANOS. HISHE batman's only weakness seems to be women. So if he brings Robin he's won already
I love that the entire purpose of this video ever existing was so that the Joker can be Dark Knight version again. Also, "No shark repellant for you this time, Batman." made me feel extremely nostalgic because I used to watch that movie over and over. My friend and I actually burned out the tape, and my little cousins couldn't watch it. Anyways, ROBIN GET TO THE BRIGHT RED BAT HELICOPTER AND LET ME GO DOWN THE ROPE SO A SHARK WILL ATTACK AND YOU TOSS DOWN THE EXTREMELY CONVENIENT REPELLENT!
*Loki*: Are you sure you don't want to get in on this Thanos? *Thanos*: Nah, still not my time *Batman*: Then you won't mind if I borrow this **Puts on Infinity Gauntlet** *Thanos*: OH NOW IT'S ON!
No shit he's bringing more heroes. What do you think he meant when talking to Superman at the end? The three-way fight with anti heroes wouldn't make sense. If anything, they would be mixed with the heroes and villains.
Crazy that after 7 years, this still feels like the most ambitious project HISHE has done and I'm all for it. Would still love to see more of them go with him next time
The moment when you realize that this was just an excuse for Joker to change back from the Suicide Squad version of Joker. I think everyone is okay with that.
"We look forward to watching your demise 😈, but it's to bad we won't be able to see it." Complaints. "As standard villain practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room and assume the killing device achieves its purpose...that and because it's closing time, and I'm ready to go home...so come along." My favorite scene.
The Vagabond that is when humour becomes annoying, this is the comment section, for comments about the video. you're like that friend that everyone has that always brings up that funny thing that happened months ago to get a few laughs, but has nothing really original to say that is funny. I mean, it's just annoying to scroll down on these types of videos and just see people quoting the video
Imagine if batman had the reality stone.....? Batman:You want to know why i have all these ladies. Not because of this red stone,NO. IT'S BECAUSE AM BATMAN!!!!!!!! Super Man:Am out of here
Man, if Batman got the Infinity Gauntlet, he can erase the abysmal failures that were Justice League, Batman vs. Superman, and while he's there, Suicide Squad.
most honest line ever: as standard villian practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room hoping the machine does the work.
Yeah, I think that sums up every movie. Ever
It’s in the bylaws of the standard villain contract. The Henchmen’s Union Representatives will shut down any villain which doesn’t abide by the contract.
Henchman local 666
Rudra Mazumder I’m sorry under paragraph 5 in subsection 6:
“If the head villain leaves the scene of the crime before the dastardly deed is done. Then all henchmen shall be paid at time and 1/2, if the Head Villain is gone for more than 8 hours they are also granted and extra paid holiday and sick day. If something should happen with them away from the premises, then all the henchmen are entitled to workman’s compensation for any and all injuries received!
What about rule 613 bylaw 7 part five. All laws are subject to change at whim provided the overlord in question does not pay his henchmen , as some obscure magical or high tech object, and the hero escapes at the last minute due to good luck or an unknown potential
It should be as standard villian practice go we must now leave the room so that hero escapes
Haha
Marvel and DC: *will never crossover*
HISHE: *Fine, I'll do it myself*
Marvel and DC have made some crossover comics
@@IronicMen yes, the AmaLGaM universe or something.Or the amalgam universe thing was the result of the things that happened.🤷♂️
@@IronicMen And cartoons, too.
@@TheIhplodur what cartoons?
@@Justaguy852 Sorry I remembered it false, I thought about Marvel intern crossovers X-Man, Avengers Crossovers.
“As standard villain practices, we must now leave the room and assume the killing device achieves it’s purposes”
Omg that’s so true
Hua En every single superhero ever
Infinity gauntlet
*villan
I was the 666 like on Halloween lmao
every spy movie ever
5 years and I'm still waiting for a sequel to this.
Me too
Same
Doctor strange hishe is kind of a sequel
@@MelloCheese I mean one where Batman returns to the Villain Pub with backup
It would be so cool to see Superman, Batman and a few other heroes VS the Villain Pub
As always Darth Sidious is the most clever of them.
Paul 75 yes let ure anger consume you
till the last second when he fuck it up (as always) hahahaah
As always Darth Sidious is the only one intelligent of them all.
***** joker is smart :v
joão soares Joker is a genius madman!
You just wanted to restore the Joker to Heath Ledger, didn't you?
Ben_ToaofFire yeah I felt that as well
Ben_ToaofFire yeah I felt that as well
Ledger is always the best Joker.
who doesn't want the best acted joker back?
And rightfully so!
How did Batman escape the shark with no help whatsoever ? That's strange.
Oh, I see what you did there. Nice.
BlackWolflord lol nice one
Batman, I've come to bargain.
BlackWolflord DOCTER STRANGE BUDUMBUM
BlackWolflord because he's batman
Voldemort: Disaperates
Batman: Cowardess Returnus
Probably "cowardice," but yeah, great line!
@@AndrewCheshire it says cowardess returnus in the subtitles
@@notwalter9957 You mean the RUclips subtitles that are automatically generated with speech-to-text? LOL I think if it's not "cowardice" it's more likely to be "cowardus" than "cowardess," which means female coward. And while that might be a good burn, it's not really the style of Bruce Wayne, Batman, or HISHE Batman.
@@AndrewCheshire no, the other English, not the automatically generated
That was Super funny 😂😂😂😂😂
the way Batman escaped was so strange
Matias Boeri Your profile pic says it all.
THE PUNS
Well who am I to judge?
*Slow Clap*
Matias Boeri Ooooooooh i get it
"As standard villain practices we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose that and its closing time and im ready to go home now"
that is so true happens all the time
Antonio Gragasin the last part is so relatable.
Antonio Gragasin
Well that's an Austin Powers reference right there. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT
hey that sounds exactly like what they just said in the video!
Antonio Gragasin r
Marvel: infinity war was the most ambitious cross over ever
Hishe: hold my bear
Endgame: Captain America: Hold my mjionir
@@michealscott5160 spoiler
-Well actually this was released before Infinity War-
How can you hold a bear?
@@sjplive967 I'd try with grizzly
"Jaws is going to have all the bat he can eat"
*Sweats nervously in 2020*
Yep
I didnt get the reference. Can someone please explain it?
@@lucasbarcellos8356 COVID-19 is rumored to be spread from wild bats.
@Pigeon we all do. , perhaps we will never know the actual origin
@@whafflete6721 Thank you.
Best part was definitely Batman punching the Joker back in time, through multiple different Jokers. And Loki and Voldemort just letting him do it, because screw Suicide Squad Joker. :)
Yes
Lol
Agreed
Jared Leto: a joke.
@@SteveCrafts2k Says the man with a minecraft picture. Good Lord, where have we come
Anyone else here in 2019 wanting Boss Battle 2?
Yes
Yeah
Z Falcon **points to self** dis girl!
Yup
Yes
Was this an excuse to have Heath Ledger Joker back?
Robert Rivera yes
I think so
***** AHA! I KNEW IT! BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN! YOUR PROFILE PICTURE HAS GIVEN YOU AWAY!
Yes
***** joking about what?
Why is it that it has been 4 years and 3 months and HISHE has still not made a sequel to this video? I want to see all the heroes in the Super Cafe fight against the villains in the Villain Pub. Superman even said there would be a next time and that Batman would need backup. Please make a sequel to this video. That would be awesome.
Watched this last 3 years ago... AND utube STILL REMEMBERED WHERE I LEFT OFF? WTF????
Maybe The Villains change their Pup location? Like a different Ally way?
Be patient lol
I think Toon Sandwich made the sequel to this..
😅@@MightyBiffer
I find it hard to believe he escaped alone, it's just too Strange
Eyy
TAMEKA HOPPER yes
McB12329 good one
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!
But who are we to judge?
Soooo basically just throw batman in avengers endgame and thanos is done for
yap
Congratulations you're a prophet...
guilherme cunha Correct, because he’s Batman.
guilherme cunha you’re about 2 months too early
Yup
3:47 wow batman can punch people through time? Because there are no stones in the gauntlet
Well I guess he can do it
BECAUSE HES BATMAN
KWS DiamondH7 he just need the weapon to channel his Will.
he can even snap thanos away without the help of any of the stones....
Probably has a few spare stones in his utility belt...
666th like
Batfinity stones
I loved that bit about lady villains being Batman's one weakness lol
"I trust them too easily" hahahahahhaa
Joker 5 all
Villain Batman
yeah batman's Achilles heel weakness is his "little head" taking control over the one on top of his shoulders. LMAO 🤣😂
HISHE is doing a better job than DC.
Dunno, this Batman seems to be as overrated as the DCEU one. The more realistic past incarnations of Batman would have never been able to defeat all those villains, especially alone.
Btw, love how the writer tried to add some logic using kryptonite with Zod (even if Zod's blood was never exposed to the same process that made Superman vulnerable to the mineral), but then, suddenly, Batman can kick the crap out of the rest because yes and that.
That's not how Kryptonite works. It's radioactive properties affect all Kryptonians not just the ones that were exposed to earth's atmosphere(which Zod was).
The Blue Sorcerer I think that's sorta the point tho. Bateman has always been OP. Thus the recurring "because I'm Batman" theme. Lol
Process that made Superman vulnerable? Is this something in the new films I'm not aware of? Or maybe the New 52?
Exactly how Kryptonite hurts Kryptonians is very vague, but it has worked against Zod since character conception.
I wouldn't say the Kryptonite thing is vague. It is a radioactive material from Krypton that attacks the cells causing them to die or mutate. Kryptonians absorb solar radiation through their cells which is why they are so powerful but the radiation from the Kryptonite is harmful. When exposed they uncontrolably absorb the radiation emitted causing them great pain (green) or an odd change (red). It is relatively harmless to humans because their cells don't absorb radiation but some stories say that long enough exposure (like Lex with green Kryptonite) will give you radiation poisoning and kill you.
Imagine if Palps called the cops on Batman:
911: "911 what is your emergency"
Palpatine: "Batman has broken into my stablishment and threatened me and my customers. I'm too weak! 911 help me, help me!"
Help me officer... The justice league has taking over😂😂
LOL
911 arrives
Palpatine: *POWAHHH! UNLIMITED POWAHH!*
I mean he should said Batman you breaking in is against the Law
Koala From Tomorrow yes, and also because they weren’t doing anything illegal at the moment. They were just drinking at their pub
I can’t blame Batman. Super villain ladies are pretty hot
I admit, even knowing what a bad idea it is, I'd probably be tempted to tell Cersei Lannister my secret identity (if I had one).
Captain Phoenix Cersei? Have you seen Emma Frost?! I’d proclaim my identity to the entire universe to get some of her!
You guys are pretty weird
@@cheeselord3655 :D
Ikr
The fact that Batman has his own wand-shaped like a bat is hilarious
Probably got it from Dumbledore.
He comes prepared
@@skafu9229 Considering all the people he knows with magic and the fact he has anti shark spray in that belt. Yeah that is very believable.
2:01 2:24 2:29 2:46
The batwand
Oh yeah please do a team up of batman, superman, spider man and some others fighting the villain pub.
Ragnarok Omega Spider kid won't make sense anymore.
Ragnarok Omega BAT MAN AND SUPERMAN ONLY THATS HOW IT ALLWASE WORKS
They're probably building up for the Justice League movie
as long as Hulk is there too, i'd love to see it.
Haha who remembers RandomGuy?
Follow in his footsteps please.
This video needs a sequel where the villains come to the cafe and it's an all out boss battle!
This ^^^^
Caleb Smiley They barely beat Batman alone with Superman its gonna be a turkey shoot
Peter Petrov No offense to Batman but if this was any bit realistic Batman would get smashed by Zad immediately not to mention Thanos, The Emperor, Loki.
Laurence H no he wouldn't and would you like to know why?
no
Lego Batman is literally an hour long version of this
"I barely made it out of there alive." 😂😂 if it wasn't for the ladies he literally would've won. 😂😂
Nah he still would've won by thickest ridiculous plot armour .
@@jyotikaushik9892 there was 0 plot armour in this vid
And if it weren't for the kryptonite, Zod would have won.
Because he's Batman.
@@jyotikaushik9892He didn't have plot armor, Batman simply had prep time
BATMAN HAVING HIS OWN WAND AND REVERSING THE SPELL HAD ME IN TEARS.. ALSO HE JUST THROWS SCAR AT VOLDEMORT I'M CHOKING
Oh I get it! He throws a SSSSSccaaarrrRRR at him like Harry Potter!
smolbadwolf _ omg that nearly killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
No it's just a regular bat boomerang
Cowerdus returnus!!!
I'm 99% certain that in HISHE Endgame Batman's gonna snap his fingers instead of Tony so that Tony can finally enjoy his life without remorse. Batman's gonna get his grandiose funeral scene, with an after-credit scene hinting that he survived.
This is the best thing HISHE has ever done. Hands-down.
No..... no it is not
But it is REALLY good
Darkshadow01 it is the best
Wait till the all the hero come
Jayden Zhou damm straight
I love that everyone remembers the Shark Repellant.
David OHara No one forgets something like a Shark repellant
I know right?
I like the detail of the villains taking Batman’s utility belt when they put him in the Jaws room
3:57 Loki: Should we try to stop him?
Voldemort: Not in this case. No. I don’t think so. I actually want Batman to undo Joker’s latest reboot. The Heath Ledger Joker is definitely the best Joker.
And that's the problem with actors playing absolutely amazing performances with characters that just cannot be replaced because it would be an affront to all that is holy. I love Heath, but c'mon Phoenix was very interesting to watch as a character study type of Joker. Sigh, can't wait to see what Marvel does with Wolverine am I right?
Syndicate Grim Daniel Radcliffe definitely...
I think Mark Hamill is the best Joker ever
Well best is debatable. Best live action joker maybe
Heath Ledger Joker was one of the best villain, but not the best Joker.
THIS WAS THE BEST DC MOVIE THIS YEAR :D
JaxBlade q
Yeah it kinda was :)
Pretty Much!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *pees self*
That earns a like :D
this episode needs a sequel.
Adam how dr strange should of ended
Gaming raptor is correct.
Adam I agree with you 100%
Why dont they do that
I know
Batman: mind if I have this
Thanos: what?
Batman: *takes gauntlet*
Thanos: OH NOW ITS ON!!!
Lol😂🤣🤣
Batman's story seems kinda Strange
John Constantine 😂😂 thank you for commenting this!
John Constantine and
clap and a half :D
(╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )╭☞ Mah man!
and i like it
Who Else Wants A Sequel.
This guy but with hishe's greatest villains and here's face off to a Giant Civil War
Me
Make it a whole franchise!
I do. Make a Justice Legue vs Villain Pub.
Me
*defeats all villains*
Batman: Why do I still hear boss music?
Because he's batman
*piano music*
BECAUSE HE’S BATMAN!
There is another
I would legit pay money if WB, marvel, and Disney do a live action version of this with the actors, and pay credits to HISHE
By escaping Jaws when he did, Batman prevented Coronavirus for almost 4 more years.
*cough* dr strange *cough*
@@BRG1807 dude there is a virus going around
@@yashvidesai3689 I know
@@yashvidesai3689 ohhhh I get it now haha
I don’t get it
I love how close to the end of the Lego Batman Movie this actually is, right down to the shark...
"Oh I'm a bully, a bully for justice."
Aya Tokisaki "LOOK AT YOU GO"
With the references
It make me "have a laugh"
Aya Tokisaki i
Jay Shanahan ha ha very funny!
Palps puts a tracking device on Batman. Later all villains invade the Super Cafe.
We want part 2 !!!
They have superman there😂😂😂😂
In the next battle I want to see moff Gideon with the darksaber.
@@anonymousguy7972 there was zod there man
@@ainz2579 Batman have kryptonite....one stab zod gone😂😂
@@anonymousguy7972 they have kryptonite too one stab and sups is gone
My favorite line is
Voldemort: You haven't seen the last of me, Batman! *Apparates*
Batman: Cowardess Returnus
Voldemort: What the... AAAAGH!
Collin Read he also had scar in a headlock lol
Collin Read thats the best line
Wand:i'm Afraid i cant do that Voldemort.
Voldemort:What?!
Wand:Batman Has OverWriten Magic Itself.
-------------------
"You call it science and your ancestors called it magic. I come from a place where both things are the same."
Well cowards do survive
"I think he is punching him back in time" classic 😂😂😂😂
@@albacore4000 he punched him so hard his face disfigured faster than reality could comprehend, resetting the jokers appearance to the most recent.
@@albacore4000 Because he's batman!
I legit thought Palpatine and Batman would have a saber fight.
Aww man, missed opportunity
Don't worry its gonna happen in the sequel
@Kryptoskillet nah, Batman gonna have a batsaber.
Cowardus returns😂🤣😂🤣
He even has a bat wand.Real you know who should have seen this
the power of plot armour
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
Yes! Original Joker is BACK!!!!
no i want leto back
Dom510 Then go watch his music video with the fat correction officer!
Original because of Cesar Romero and not because you're just a love Heath Ledger, right?
Ledger is Original Joker? LOL
No one wants that
"As standard Villain practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device acheives its purpose"
This is so true 😂😂😂😂😂
Also, it's closing time and I want to go home
@@squirel4386 lmaaaaaoo
did anyone else hear batman say "do a barrel roll"
He also said "Get over here!", and "Whoopsy!"
BlueFoxy101 I think everybody did, I mean, it wasn't really quiet, It was fairly standard speaking noise.
When did he say that?
+John when he fought predator
It was blink and you miss it. I caught it, yeah.
4:20 For a second I thought Palps would say : “Strike me down and so my spirit will replace into you”
That would make this channel a top predictor.
I think this was all a excuse to change the joker back to heath ledger
Still it was so good
"Should we try to stop him?" "Not in this case, no, I don't think so." Yeah, good call there Voldie.
I am not going to judge them for that one. It's the right call and we all know it.
Then I'm all in board for that then
‘Tis a worthy cause
Imagine heath ledger's joker, with Ben affleck's batman.
"You have done well, Batman"
"Yes I know. Thanks for noticing"
My favorite quote from this video
lol
oh Batman and his weakness for women... will he ever learn? The answer is no....
"You need more of us to go with you next time, don't you?"
"OHMYGOSH, yes please." lol XD
Just bring Supes. Batman can beat all of them but he failed bc his weakness, apparently, is women.
On second thought, might not be so easy next time. The villains might have come up with something next time. So I'd say him, Supes, and one more to complete the team.
@@justguy-4630 like the Avengers?
He only barely needs Robin and he can do it easy. Like, HE BEAT THANOS. HISHE batman's only weakness seems to be women. So if he brings Robin he's won already
Batman has a wand with a bat symbol in it that he uses to bring Voldemort back, the he chucks Scar at him. What am I watching
A masterpiece
He atacked villan pub now the super cafe will be atacked.
Andrew Boyle that would be a dream come true
Martha is coming
So, which super-badass villain could do it? Deathstroke, perhaps?
@@generaliv8658 no...its martha!!
M A R T H A
*COWARDIS RETURNUS!*
I died.
The Stern Dragoon
Agreed. One of the great lines in this video.
Oh man that was so good. Also the fact that he had his own Bat-wand.
coalhalo I thought the best line was "Because I'm Batman"
Better than the Bat Shark Repellant, no?
It would have been helpful right there
I love how palpatine was the only one closest to beating batman.
jh44574 i think it was more the predator
And thats why he got to be emperor of most of a galaxy.
"Almost Got Him"
jh44574 yeah but the credit goes to the vixens.
Kjleed13 so true
I love that the entire purpose of this video ever existing was so that the Joker can be Dark Knight version again. Also, "No shark repellant for you this time, Batman." made me feel extremely nostalgic because I used to watch that movie over and over. My friend and I actually burned out the tape, and my little cousins couldn't watch it. Anyways, ROBIN GET TO THE BRIGHT RED BAT HELICOPTER AND LET ME GO DOWN THE ROPE SO A SHARK WILL ATTACK AND YOU TOSS DOWN THE EXTREMELY CONVENIENT REPELLENT!
We have to see a Super Villain Pub VS Super Hero Café.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it might happen
And Time Travel Diner makes an appearance!
NO DAMN WHOVIANS!!!
The idea is good, but... how could the villains win? They literally always lose, and they complain about it.
When Voldemort escaped and then Batman brought him back I was just dead at this point 😭😭😭
"Cowardess Returnus" 😂
Wtf is that spell?!!! 😂😂😂
Lmaooooo
Batmaness Plotus Devicus
The bat wand lmao
*-COWARD RETURN-* Cowardess Returnus
@@XxharrysurdaddyxX Yeah the bat wand cracked me up too!lol
Loki's despondent face when he is asking Thanos to get involved just cracks me up
even more when you see thanos being defeated in a matter of seconds just sliding there
dr strange must've said to jaws sharkammu I've come to bargain
syed raza This made me actually laugh out loud
Good joke
syed raza Nice one
*Loki*: Are you sure you don't want to get in on this Thanos?
*Thanos*: Nah, still not my time
*Batman*: Then you won't mind if I borrow this
**Puts on Infinity Gauntlet**
*Thanos*: OH NOW IT'S ON!
LOL!!!
@@marionbaggins are you relative of Bilbo baggins??😂
@@hemantkaushik2465 Yes...
@@marionbaggins you must have known about mithril
@@hemantkaushik2465 Yes I do!!!
Thanos: "Nah. Still not my time."
Batman: *takes the gauntlet*
Thanos: "OH NOW IT'S TIME!"
Wrong it "OH NOW IT'S ON!
Love that
This is easily the coolest HISHE ever
They even had Cesar romero's mustache... Amazing editing!
I think you mean animating.
this needs more likes
i think he meant attention to detail while drawing a certain character
if you ask me he should've brought all the heros for a total battle royal. like if you want to see that
oh and it should be a three way fight with anti heros
maybe next time since batman still knows the location of the pub.
Now your talking!
No shit he's bringing more heroes. What do you think he meant when talking to Superman at the end? The three-way fight with anti heroes wouldn't make sense. If anything, they would be mixed with the heroes and villains.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny
"Where everybody hates your faaaaaace, and the villains share your raaaaage!!!!"
This is gold!!!
The way zod goes down and says "I'm out" after kryptonite hit. Well... Summary of Man Of Steel for everyone
batman is always ready for everything
Except for ladies
He trusts them too easily
except that time with Mystique
+Darth Sebastian lol that moment mystique shifted to michael keaton
harshal goel But is he ready for Martha??
"Sometimes you wanna go where everybody hates your face" So High School?...
Mason McGuire or RUclips
Or work, or Comic-Con, or public in general.
Mason McGuire I may be missing something but isn't this song song also parodied in adventure time?
Haha that so funny... wait i'm still in high school... :(
earth.
Seeing Harley next to Dark Knight Joker makes me happy inside
Nivram Azem Thought I was the only one! XD
me2
I would have preferred Mark Hamil, but okay
I love how everyone gets beaten by Batman and Joker just shoots him, then he pulls a Last Dragon on Joker
The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition...
Oh c'mon Batman, can you punch Joker back to Hamill so we can have him for a while?!
He did...
Vader kills Dumbledore no he should've stayed as Heath Ledger
TechnaPhantom Don't mess with Cesar Romero's Joker! (He gives you a giant bomb!)
SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF A BOMB!
Ryan Pfeiffer he meant longer than 2 seconds
"Oh no, my only weakness! The ladies!" 😂😂😂😂 that had to be my favorite part
Can we also give the Emperor his due credit for having the knowledge and ability to outmaneuver Batman?
Very true. It kind of sucks that Emps defeated The Batman himself, and yet lost to Lukie Skywalker.
Heroes are so annoying...
@@Saber2793i mean tbf, Palpatine had Luke on the ropes until Vader stabbed him him the back by throwing him of the railing
Superman: just like that? No help?
Batman: yes. All by myself. No help.
*doctor strange shows up*
Me: no help at all 😂
Huh
Yeah that was STRANGE
This still remains one of my favorite episodes of all time. Well done, HISHE crew! You're awesome.
We asked for it, you gave it to us. You sir deserve an award.
Also you should make a full villain pub song.
Andrew Nguyen q
We need moar!!!
Now give us more!!
How did he punch the Joker through time? The gauntlet didn’t have any infinity stones.
I know, I know. Because he's Batman.
Johnny Fletcher Exactly
Because logic
I don't think it's because of the gauntlet, he was just punching him really hard.
Benyed because he's batman
@@marcusmartin5758 yea that one too
"Gonna do anything Thanos"?
"Nah, I got like 3 more movie cameos before I'm allowed out this chair"
Guerrilla Gorilla I thought the joke was that Thanos doesn't give a shit.
Crazy that after 7 years, this still feels like the most ambitious project HISHE has done and I'm all for it. Would still love to see more of them go with him next time
Can't wait to see the Lego Batman Hishe.
even batman can't save himself without Marvel's help
member when Superman saves Marvel from Ultron?
Actually he would have some kind of blade or something to cut the chains in his gloves.
ShunMedia - I member!
Bill X always someone that wants to start a war
evenhead1 yeah but I'm just looking at the answers...not impressed from my own creation 😂😅
The moment when you realize that this was just an excuse for Joker to change back from the Suicide Squad version of Joker.
I think everyone is okay with that.
including Voldemort. Really funny part
Sigh Smh even Mark Jamil even approves all the live action versions of all the Jokers
That is why some villains didn't stop Batman from punching him. They don't prefer Leto's Joker.
Maybe he'll be continously going through time. That way, we can get Leto, Ledger, Hamill, and Nicholson!
"Should we try and stop him?"
"Not in this case no i don't think so."
Epic^^
isn't it hilarious now that Batman has actually fought some of these other villains in this new lego movie?
Picnic Basket Sam no
Picnic Basket Sam Yes that is Strange
Picnic Basket Sam which ones
Picnic Basket Sam the lego batman and hishe batman are essentially the same character
In Lego Batman the Movie Voldemort was super weak because HE WAS USING ONLY THE FUCKING LEVETATION SPELL...NONE OF THE UNFORGIVABLE CURSES!!!
Superman: You need more of us to go with you next time don't you?
Batman: OMG yes please. I- I barely made it out alive
Love that part
It got me rolling 😂
Batman?
autocorrect I meant batnan
The emperor scene with the ladies was awesome! Exactly what the emperor would do in this situation!
Well THAT and crush batmans head like a grape with the force. LOL
2:38 I just realized that that's Biff, from Back to thr Future, for the first-time.
Same
Was looking for anyone else who noticed him.
When and where
@@tonyacosta4574 2:38
@@carealoo744 thanks
Like to vote for a sequal to this.
Yeah this time he brings all of the villains enemies into the pub
@@daqueenaannastal2202 Or just justice league. The league can't win on their own either, so later they recruit marvel heroes.
@@Sienisota no,we want just batman.hishe's batman is the best thing ever happened to RUclips
Yeah, i really liked the idea, it was funny, batman is awesome and followed the main villain rule😂, i would love to see what's going to happen next
"you have done well Batman."
"yes i know. thanks for noticing."
😂
"We look forward to watching your demise 😈, but it's to bad we won't be able to see it."
Complaints.
"As standard villain practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room and assume the killing device achieves its purpose...that and because it's closing time, and I'm ready to go home...so come along."
My favorite scene.
*Batman wielding the infinity glove and Loki's scepter
-Because I'm BATMAN!!!
Joker: Shotintheface! HAHAHAHAHA
First off its a gauntlet not a glove. Second off it had no infinity stones so it was powerless.
Иван Егоренков infinity gauntlet**
Legendary0425 then how did he take Thanos out?
Yet he couldn't beat chancellor?
We're definitely not getting enough Superhero café/Villain pub these days :P I'd love some standalone episodes !!
"Emporor Palpatine?"
"What is it Hal?"
"Will I dream?"
"I DON'T CARE JUST OPEN THE BLASTED DOOR!"
The Vagabond I swear, that scene is too powerful for them to mock! I feel bad for HAL. He deserved to have a life all his own! That's all he wanted.
wow you watched the same fucking video as the rest of us, fucking idiot
I love how HISHE has respect for film and looked back to history to get one of the best cinema villains of all time...
Default Hero I thought the quote was funny so I just said it here you don't need to take everything so serious
The Vagabond
that is when humour becomes annoying, this is the comment section, for comments about the video.
you're like that friend that everyone has that always brings up that funny thing that happened months ago to get a few laughs, but has nothing really original to say that is funny.
I mean, it's just annoying to scroll down on these types of videos and just see people quoting the video
Thanos: “Nah, still not my time”
*Batman takes the Infinity Gauntlet
Thanos: “Oh now it’s on!!!!!”
Imagine if batman had the reality stone.....?
Batman:You want to know why i have all these ladies. Not because of this red stone,NO. IT'S BECAUSE AM BATMAN!!!!!!!!
Super Man:Am out of here
That's my favorite part
I can not believe he deafeated me.
Man, if Batman got the Infinity Gauntlet, he can erase the abysmal failures that were Justice League, Batman vs. Superman, and while he's there, Suicide Squad.
I just wish that Batman was there to defeat Thanos in the Infinity War... I wouldn't be emotionally scarred for life if that happened...
You should make an antihero drive-through/restaurant/any other establishment series! (For deadpool, suicide squad etc.)
The Simple Man anti hero pizza parlor
That sells chimichangas?
The Simple Man I would name it "The Mercenary Pub"
Call Me Webbie Yeah! Or just use that bar Deadpool always hung out in!
+Call Me Webbie
So far we got The Hero Cafe and the Villain Pub. So I guess that would be The Mercenary Bar & Grill.
4:39 i love how captain phasma is in this scene oml