Villain Pub - The Boss Battle

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2016
  • Batman enters the lair for Villain Pub Episode 5 and whenever the hero invades an enemy base there is always a boss battle.
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Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @bigdickpornsuperstar
    @bigdickpornsuperstar 7 лет назад +2965

    Batman has a Wand? Well, of course he does.... He's Batman!

  • @user-fh5ov4tu2j
    @user-fh5ov4tu2j 4 года назад +4911

    Marvel and DC: *will never crossover*
    HISHE: *Fine, I'll do it myself*

    • @IronicMen
      @IronicMen 4 года назад +95

      Marvel and DC have made some crossover comics

    • @Sultan-qk3od
      @Sultan-qk3od 4 года назад +27

      @@IronicMen yes, the AmaLGaM universe or something.Or the amalgam universe thing was the result of the things that happened.🤷‍♂️

    • @TheIhplodur
      @TheIhplodur 4 года назад +12

      @@IronicMen And cartoons, too.

    • @joshuakleopfer751
      @joshuakleopfer751 4 года назад +4

      @@TheIhplodur what cartoons?

    • @TheIhplodur
      @TheIhplodur 4 года назад +8

      @@joshuakleopfer751 Sorry I remembered it false, I thought about Marvel intern crossovers X-Man, Avengers Crossovers.

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 3 года назад +1353

    Voldemort: Disaperates
    Batman: Cowardess Returnus

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 3 года назад +26

      Probably "cowardice," but yeah, great line!

    • @notwalter9957
      @notwalter9957 3 года назад +28

      @@AndrewCheshire it says cowardess returnus in the subtitles

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 3 года назад +13

      @@notwalter9957 You mean the RUclips subtitles that are automatically generated with speech-to-text? LOL I think if it's not "cowardice" it's more likely to be "cowardus" than "cowardess," which means female coward. And while that might be a good burn, it's not really the style of Bruce Wayne, Batman, or HISHE Batman.

    • @notwalter9957
      @notwalter9957 3 года назад +29

      @@AndrewCheshire no, the other English, not the automatically generated

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 2 года назад +3

      That was Super funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whafflete6721
    @whafflete6721 4 года назад +3494

    "Jaws is going to have all the bat he can eat"
    *Sweats nervously in 2020*

    • @ignore4973
      @ignore4973 3 года назад +25

      Yep

    • @lucasbarcellos8356
      @lucasbarcellos8356 3 года назад +9

      I didnt get the reference. Can someone please explain it?

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 3 года назад +57

      @@lucasbarcellos8356 COVID-19 is rumored to be spread from wild bats.

    • @nishka.777
      @nishka.777 3 года назад +6

      @Pigeon we all do. , perhaps we will never know the actual origin

    • @lucasbarcellos8356
      @lucasbarcellos8356 3 года назад +1

      @@whafflete6721 Thank you.

  • @Wixzarf
    @Wixzarf 7 лет назад +1444

    BATMAN HAS HIS OWN FUCKING BAT WAND LOL

    • @artift9629
      @artift9629 7 лет назад +14

      ikrb it means i know right bitch voldemort disapparretes nd batman fucking pulls out his penis wand and grabs voldemort FUCK BATMAN I LOVE VOLDEMORT HE'S THE BEST VILLAN

    • @ionpopescu7714
      @ionpopescu7714 7 лет назад +2

      Lucy Loud the emperor is.Just watch robot chicken sketches with his.HISHE inspired from those

    • @tuckerpriest2775
      @tuckerpriest2775 7 лет назад +1

      Lucy Loud no the heath ledger joker s the best villain, but that's my opinion.

    • @Francois2144
      @Francois2144 6 лет назад +5

      Lol yeah. And he's not even a wizard that like Harry Potter. But its still good and funny.

    • @APAMVs
      @APAMVs 6 лет назад +8

      Interesting fact. Batman knows a spell (or it's just some words can't remember ) that negates magic. Or spells can't remember

  • @robertrivera5569
    @robertrivera5569 7 лет назад +1658

    Was this an excuse to have Heath Ledger Joker back?

  • @geraldpheonix
    @geraldpheonix 2 года назад +381

    The fact that Batman has his own wand-shaped like a bat is hilarious

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 2 года назад +17

      Probably got it from Dumbledore.

    • @skafu9229
      @skafu9229 Год назад +13

      He comes prepared

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@skafu9229 Considering all the people he knows with magic and the fact he has anti shark spray in that belt. Yeah that is very believable.

    • @Megatron-101
      @Megatron-101 7 дней назад +1

      2:01 2:24 2:29 2:46

  • @newmallenium
    @newmallenium 3 года назад +1630

    5 years and I'm still waiting for a sequel to this.

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 2 года назад +22

      Me too

    • @championdefender9062
      @championdefender9062 2 года назад +9

      Same

    • @MelloCheese
      @MelloCheese 2 года назад +10

      Doctor strange hishe is kind of a sequel

    • @newmallenium
      @newmallenium 2 года назад +42

      @@MelloCheese I mean one where Batman returns to the Villain Pub with backup

    • @Cmor19
      @Cmor19 2 года назад +21

      It would be so cool to see Superman, Batman and a few other heroes VS the Villain Pub

  • @YourUncleBenis
    @YourUncleBenis 7 лет назад +8852

    You just wanted to restore the Joker to Heath Ledger, didn't you?

    • @catharinabroes3096
      @catharinabroes3096 7 лет назад +252

      Ben_ToaofFire yeah I felt that as well

    • @catharinabroes3096
      @catharinabroes3096 7 лет назад +55

      Ben_ToaofFire yeah I felt that as well

    • @agentfuse6416
      @agentfuse6416 7 лет назад +493

      Ledger is always the best Joker.

    • @SgtSmuckers
      @SgtSmuckers 7 лет назад +406

      who doesn't want the best acted joker back?

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 лет назад +85

      And rightfully so!

  • @wandamaximoff5157
    @wandamaximoff5157 4 года назад +5782

    most honest line ever: as standard villian practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room hoping the machine does the work.

    • @bradley-taubnerfamily1062
      @bradley-taubnerfamily1062 4 года назад +154

      Yeah, I think that sums up every movie. Ever

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +126

      It’s in the bylaws of the standard villain contract. The Henchmen’s Union Representatives will shut down any villain which doesn’t abide by the contract.
      Henchman local 666

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 3 года назад +57

      Rudra Mazumder I’m sorry under paragraph 5 in subsection 6:
      “If the head villain leaves the scene of the crime before the dastardly deed is done. Then all henchmen shall be paid at time and 1/2, if the Head Villain is gone for more than 8 hours they are also granted and extra paid holiday and sick day. If something should happen with them away from the premises, then all the henchmen are entitled to workman’s compensation for any and all injuries received!

    • @ecsender7785
      @ecsender7785 3 года назад +24

      What about rule 613 bylaw 7 part five. All laws are subject to change at whim provided the overlord in question does not pay his henchmen , as some obscure magical or high tech object, and the hero escapes at the last minute due to good luck or an unknown potential

    • @ashutoshtripathi8576
      @ashutoshtripathi8576 3 года назад +10

      It should be as standard villian practice go we must now leave the room so that hero escapes
      Haha

  • @jakelockley7208
    @jakelockley7208 3 года назад +377

    "I barely made it out of there alive." 😂😂 if it wasn't for the ladies he literally would've won. 😂😂

    • @jyotikaushik9892
      @jyotikaushik9892 2 года назад +21

      Nah he still would've won by thickest ridiculous plot armour .

    • @Battinson
      @Battinson 2 года назад +34

      @@jyotikaushik9892 there was 0 plot armour in this vid

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 Год назад +6

      And if it weren't for the kryptonite, Zod would have won.

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Год назад +9

      Because he's Batman.

    • @TheBatman39
      @TheBatman39 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@jyotikaushik9892He didn't have plot armor, Batman simply had prep time

  • @myMelody4life
    @myMelody4life 2 года назад +323

    I loved that bit about lady villains being Batman's one weakness lol

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 года назад +54

      "I trust them too easily" hahahahahhaa

    • @theresahoward1299
      @theresahoward1299 Год назад +9

      Joker 5 all
      Villain Batman

    • @bobg9922
      @bobg9922 23 дня назад

      yeah batman's Achilles heel weakness is his "little head" taking control over the one on top of his shoulders. LMAO 🤣😂

  • @pavloskont6971
    @pavloskont6971 7 лет назад +2517

    As always Darth Sidious is the most clever of them.

  • @bilbobagl9284
    @bilbobagl9284 7 лет назад +1984

    the way Batman escaped was so strange

  • @finleegrimshaw6158
    @finleegrimshaw6158 3 года назад +430

    Batman: mind if I have this
    Thanos: what?
    Batman: *takes gauntlet*
    Thanos: OH NOW ITS ON!!!
    Lol😂🤣🤣

  • @sumitadas4582
    @sumitadas4582 3 года назад +510

    Palps puts a tracking device on Batman. Later all villains invade the Super Cafe.
    We want part 2 !!!

    • @anonymousguy7972
      @anonymousguy7972 3 года назад +30

      They have superman there😂😂😂😂

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 3 года назад +8

      In the next battle I want to see moff Gideon with the darksaber.

    • @ainz2579
      @ainz2579 2 года назад +4

      @@anonymousguy7972 there was zod there man

    • @anonymousguy7972
      @anonymousguy7972 2 года назад +4

      @@ainz2579 Batman have kryptonite....one stab zod gone😂😂

    • @ainz2579
      @ainz2579 2 года назад +3

      @@anonymousguy7972 they have kryptonite too one stab and sups is gone

  • @thunderfist232
    @thunderfist232 7 лет назад +3802

    Batman's story seems kinda Strange

    • @titanwaves9718
      @titanwaves9718 7 лет назад +31

      John Constantine 😂😂 thank you for commenting this!

    • @mightydonkey1992
      @mightydonkey1992 7 лет назад

      John Constantine and

    • @TheHyperTT
      @TheHyperTT 7 лет назад +8

      clap and a half :D

    • @paladin400
      @paladin400 7 лет назад +7

      (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )╭☞ Mah man!

    • @iivnkss
      @iivnkss 7 лет назад

      and i like it

  • @BlackWolflord
    @BlackWolflord 7 лет назад +10718

    How did Batman escape the shark with no help whatsoever ? That's strange.

  • @Hugz4All16
    @Hugz4All16 3 года назад +666

    Why is it that it has been 4 years and 3 months and HISHE has still not made a sequel to this video? I want to see all the heroes in the Super Cafe fight against the villains in the Villain Pub. Superman even said there would be a next time and that Batman would need backup. Please make a sequel to this video. That would be awesome.

    • @shadmanhasan4205
      @shadmanhasan4205 2 года назад +21

      Watched this last 3 years ago... AND utube STILL REMEMBERED WHERE I LEFT OFF? WTF????

    • @michaelhinton8530
      @michaelhinton8530 2 года назад +9

      Maybe The Villains change their Pup location? Like a different Ally way?

    • @Gamerking64210
      @Gamerking64210 2 года назад +5

      Be patient lol

    • @MightyBiffer
      @MightyBiffer 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think Toon Sandwich made the sequel to this..

    • @aspringer9876
      @aspringer9876 Месяц назад

      😅​@@MightyBiffer

  • @srinivasraovarada4333
    @srinivasraovarada4333 3 года назад +193

    Cowardus returns😂🤣😂🤣
    He even has a bat wand.Real you know who should have seen this

  • @juanantoniogragasin1685
    @juanantoniogragasin1685 7 лет назад +1520

    "As standard villain practices we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose that and its closing time and im ready to go home now"

    • @juanantoniogragasin1685
      @juanantoniogragasin1685 7 лет назад +94

      that is so true happens all the time

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 7 лет назад +70

      Antonio Gragasin the last part is so relatable.

    • @fordknievel2607
      @fordknievel2607 6 лет назад +27

      Antonio Gragasin
      Well that's an Austin Powers reference right there. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 6 лет назад +4

      hey that sounds exactly like what they just said in the video!

    • @Ashcossy
      @Ashcossy 6 лет назад

      Antonio Gragasin r

  • @brandtdejager1489
    @brandtdejager1489 7 лет назад +566

    So Batman single handedly defeated: Bowser, Zod, Dalek, Shredder, Red Skull, Predator, Terminator, Alien, Ultron, Cobra Commander, the Saw guy, Voldemort, Skar, Loki, FUCKING THANOS, and the Joker... because he's Batman?

    • @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583
      @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583 7 лет назад +141

      No, BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!! (Only CAPSLOCK can display his goddamn magnificence.)

    • @TheJprox
      @TheJprox 7 лет назад +17

      +S.S.R.C.P.B. Right on my brotha

    • @Omegadra
      @Omegadra 7 лет назад +34

      ...and then gets beaten by The Ladies.

    • @oliveredmondson2954
      @oliveredmondson2954 7 лет назад +14

      No, BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAAAAAN!! Is the real way, you forgot the extra A's!

    • @WernerGroebli
      @WernerGroebli 7 лет назад +1

      Brandt DeJager because thats the logic of movies...... seems legit

  • @KingJake-om7yq
    @KingJake-om7yq 3 года назад +233

    I like the detail of the villains taking Batman’s utility belt when they put him in the Jaws room

  • @waywardsun8543
    @waywardsun8543 4 года назад +61

    Batman has a wand with a bat symbol in it that he uses to bring Voldemort back, the he chucks Scar at him. What am I watching

  • @XC777
    @XC777 7 лет назад +1140

    HISHE is doing a better job than DC.

    • @bluesorcerer83
      @bluesorcerer83 7 лет назад +5

      Dunno, this Batman seems to be as overrated as the DCEU one. The more realistic past incarnations of Batman would have never been able to defeat all those villains, especially alone.
      Btw, love how the writer tried to add some logic using kryptonite with Zod (even if Zod's blood was never exposed to the same process that made Superman vulnerable to the mineral), but then, suddenly, Batman can kick the crap out of the rest because yes and that.

    • @MaxAurnhammer
      @MaxAurnhammer 7 лет назад +16

      That's not how Kryptonite works. It's radioactive properties affect all Kryptonians not just the ones that were exposed to earth's atmosphere(which Zod was).

    • @XC777
      @XC777 7 лет назад +12

      The Blue Sorcerer I think that's sorta the point tho. Bateman has always been OP. Thus the recurring "because I'm Batman" theme. Lol

    • @Alforbia
      @Alforbia 7 лет назад +3

      Process that made Superman vulnerable? Is this something in the new films I'm not aware of? Or maybe the New 52?
      Exactly how Kryptonite hurts Kryptonians is very vague, but it has worked against Zod since character conception.

    • @dragonrings14
      @dragonrings14 7 лет назад +2

      I wouldn't say the Kryptonite thing is vague. It is a radioactive material from Krypton that attacks the cells causing them to die or mutate. Kryptonians absorb solar radiation through their cells which is why they are so powerful but the radiation from the Kryptonite is harmful. When exposed they uncontrolably absorb the radiation emitted causing them great pain (green) or an odd change (red). It is relatively harmless to humans because their cells don't absorb radiation but some stories say that long enough exposure (like Lex with green Kryptonite) will give you radiation poisoning and kill you.

  • @jackplaysproductions131
    @jackplaysproductions131 5 лет назад +5012

    Marvel: infinity war was the most ambitious cross over ever
    Hishe: hold my bear

  • @dragoredrox7493
    @dragoredrox7493 Год назад +46

    Loki's despondent face when he is asking Thanos to get involved just cracks me up

    • @you123kiFe
      @you123kiFe 5 месяцев назад +2

      even more when you see thanos being defeated in a matter of seconds just sliding there

  • @tizzellit2368
    @tizzellit2368 3 года назад +212

    I would legit pay money if WB, marvel, and Disney do a live action version of this with the actors, and pay credits to HISHE

  • @huaen8880
    @huaen8880 6 лет назад +3900

    “As standard villain practices, we must now leave the room and assume the killing device achieves it’s purposes”
    Omg that’s so true

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 7 лет назад +915

    So Batman escaped. How STRANGE

  • @idgaf6009
    @idgaf6009 4 года назад +176

    If you are questioning how is this possible.. just remember one thing
    "Because He's BATMAN"

    • @LukeSkywalker-xk1np
      @LukeSkywalker-xk1np 2 года назад +3

      And and he lost to senate

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@LukeSkywalker-xk1np Much like the House, The Senate always wins.

  • @notimpressed4045
    @notimpressed4045 4 года назад +40

    4:20 For a second I thought Palps would say : “Strike me down and so my spirit will replace into you”
    That would make this channel a top predictor.

  • @McBabe12329
    @McBabe12329 7 лет назад +4262

    I find it hard to believe he escaped alone, it's just too Strange

  • @smileyproductions2206
    @smileyproductions2206 7 лет назад +2190

    This video needs a sequel where the villains come to the cafe and it's an all out boss battle!

    • @misterwabbit4690
      @misterwabbit4690 6 лет назад +39

      This ^^^^

    • @petarpetrov8208
      @petarpetrov8208 6 лет назад +70

      Caleb Smiley They barely beat Batman alone with Superman its gonna be a turkey shoot

    • @theliberator5126
      @theliberator5126 6 лет назад +57

      Peter Petrov No offense to Batman but if this was any bit realistic Batman would get smashed by Zad immediately not to mention Thanos, The Emperor, Loki.

    • @p0rt3r1000
      @p0rt3r1000 6 лет назад +55

      Laurence H no he wouldn't and would you like to know why?

    • @theliberator5126
      @theliberator5126 6 лет назад +14

      no

  • @jamesmacaraegmorales2965
    @jamesmacaraegmorales2965 2 года назад +13

    Batman's weakness is ladies lmao. "My name's Batman, ya wanna know my secret Identity?"

  • @comediccenter7233
    @comediccenter7233 3 года назад +101

    I love how everyone gets beaten by Batman and Joker just shoots him, then he pulls a Last Dragon on Joker

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Год назад +4

      The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition...

  • @booklight8479
    @booklight8479 5 лет назад +3161

    I can’t blame Batman. Super villain ladies are pretty hot

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 5 лет назад +151

      I admit, even knowing what a bad idea it is, I'd probably be tempted to tell Cersei Lannister my secret identity (if I had one).

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 5 лет назад +118

      Captain Phoenix Cersei? Have you seen Emma Frost?! I’d proclaim my identity to the entire universe to get some of her!

    • @cheeselord3655
      @cheeselord3655 5 лет назад +39

      You guys are pretty weird

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 5 лет назад +16

      @@cheeselord3655 :D

    • @0ogman_
      @0ogman_ 5 лет назад +8

      Ikr

  • @guilhermecunha2969
    @guilhermecunha2969 5 лет назад +2521

    Soooo basically just throw batman in avengers endgame and thanos is done for

    • @thiagonet2
      @thiagonet2 5 лет назад +33

      yap

    • @Squid2403
      @Squid2403 5 лет назад +74

      Congratulations you're a prophet...

    • @gcHK47
      @gcHK47 4 года назад +38

      guilherme cunha Correct, because he’s Batman.

    • @Bus313_
      @Bus313_ 4 года назад +13

      guilherme cunha you’re about 2 months too early

    • @tuber138
      @tuber138 4 года назад +6

      Yup

  • @raiyaanshaikh6843
    @raiyaanshaikh6843 3 года назад +47

    The way zod goes down and says "I'm out" after kryptonite hit. Well... Summary of Man Of Steel for everyone

  • @_fulcrum
    @_fulcrum 3 года назад +44

    I love that the entire purpose of this video ever existing was so that the Joker can be Dark Knight version again. Also, "No shark repellant for you this time, Batman." made me feel extremely nostalgic because I used to watch that movie over and over. My friend and I actually burned out the tape, and my little cousins couldn't watch it. Anyways, ROBIN GET TO THE BRIGHT RED BAT HELICOPTER AND LET ME GO DOWN THE ROPE SO A SHARK WILL ATTACK AND YOU TOSS DOWN THE EXTREMELY CONVENIENT REPELLENT!

  • @fakudan
    @fakudan 7 лет назад +411

    Oh c'mon Batman, can you punch Joker back to Hamill so we can have him for a while?!

    • @semi-sweet
      @semi-sweet 7 лет назад +10

      He did...

    • @bradonsmith560
      @bradonsmith560 7 лет назад +6

      Vader kills Dumbledore no he should've stayed as Heath Ledger

    • @akosleoszilagyi2529
      @akosleoszilagyi2529 7 лет назад

      TechnaPhantom Don't mess with Cesar Romero's Joker! (He gives you a giant bomb!)

    • @KesslerWB
      @KesslerWB 7 лет назад +1

      SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF A BOMB!

    • @Na24294
      @Na24294 7 лет назад

      Ryan Pfeiffer he meant longer than 2 seconds

  • @thesterndragoon9159
    @thesterndragoon9159 7 лет назад +666

    *COWARDIS RETURNUS!*
    I died.

    • @coalhalo
      @coalhalo 7 лет назад +10

      The Stern Dragoon
      Agreed. One of the great lines in this video.

    • @feliciavale4279
      @feliciavale4279 7 лет назад +10

      Oh man that was so good. Also the fact that he had his own Bat-wand.

    • @aviontaydukes8401
      @aviontaydukes8401 7 лет назад +2

      coalhalo I thought the best line was "Because I'm Batman"

    • @thesterndragoon9159
      @thesterndragoon9159 7 лет назад +3

      Better than the Bat Shark Repellant, no?

    • @bomberanimations9425
      @bomberanimations9425 7 лет назад +2

      It would have been helpful right there

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 3 года назад +88

    2:38 I just realized that that's Biff, from Back to thr Future, for the first-time.

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 года назад +53

    "Should we try and stop him?"
    "Not in this case no i don't think so."
    Epic^^

  • @Inquisitor_Lelouch
    @Inquisitor_Lelouch 7 лет назад +268

    I love how palpatine was the only one closest to beating batman.

    • @Dr.JonathanCrane
      @Dr.JonathanCrane 7 лет назад +4

      jh44574 i think it was more the predator

    • @Hartzilla2007
      @Hartzilla2007 7 лет назад +32

      And thats why he got to be emperor of most of a galaxy.

    • @plucas1
      @plucas1 7 лет назад +6

      "Almost Got Him"

    • @Kjleed13
      @Kjleed13 7 лет назад +8

      jh44574 yeah but the credit goes to the vixens.

    • @Inquisitor_Lelouch
      @Inquisitor_Lelouch 7 лет назад +1

      Kjleed13 so true

  • @antonbrakhage490
    @antonbrakhage490 4 года назад +3897

    Best part was definitely Batman punching the Joker back in time, through multiple different Jokers. And Loki and Voldemort just letting him do it, because screw Suicide Squad Joker. :)

    • @mdcteos
      @mdcteos 4 года назад +39

      Yes

    • @marvelansh1569
      @marvelansh1569 3 года назад +22

      Lol

    • @ukiyo5601
      @ukiyo5601 3 года назад +25

      Agreed

    • @SteveCrafts2k
      @SteveCrafts2k 3 года назад +27

      Jared Leto: a joke.

    • @godlysseo1745
      @godlysseo1745 3 года назад +9

      @@SteveCrafts2k Says the man with a minecraft picture. Good Lord, where have we come

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 4 года назад +37

    1:38 Batman ALWAYS says "This ends tonight.". He says it so often that Bruce even says it in the Ace Chemicals episode of Gotham. He says it in the Telltale game, he says it so much, it's his catchphrase.

    • @Alex_agamer
      @Alex_agamer Год назад

      Pretty sure he says it in every arkham game too

  • @Bob25477
    @Bob25477 7 месяцев назад +7

    Voldemorts goodbye to Batman sounded so genuine though . . .

  • @ponytailsforlunch
    @ponytailsforlunch 7 лет назад +463

    "You have done well, Batman"
    "Yes I know. Thanks for noticing"

    • @Cyprienroche
      @Cyprienroche 7 лет назад +10

      My favorite quote from this video

    • @grimlockbat3954
      @grimlockbat3954 7 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @dr.dummkopf6020
      @dr.dummkopf6020 7 лет назад +12

      oh Batman and his weakness for women... will he ever learn? The answer is no....

  • @ryankazookie7033
    @ryankazookie7033 5 лет назад +1057

    *defeats all villains*
    Batman: Why do I still hear boss music?

  • @knowledgeabledude2971
    @knowledgeabledude2971 8 месяцев назад +7

    I love how it is the same person voicing every single character

  • @lamondlense
    @lamondlense 3 года назад +29

    “Let me stop you right there wrinkles”
    I don’t know why but I burst out laughing when Batman said that

  • @NoHandle44
    @NoHandle44 7 лет назад +592

    We have to see a Super Villain Pub VS Super Hero Café.

    • @chasesong2212
      @chasesong2212 7 лет назад +2

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @TitanOfSpice
      @TitanOfSpice 7 лет назад +1

      it might happen

    • @crys_cornflakez
      @crys_cornflakez 7 лет назад +5

      And Time Travel Diner makes an appearance!

    • @TitanOfSpice
      @TitanOfSpice 7 лет назад +4

      NO DAMN WHOVIANS!!!

    • @alejandroyava
      @alejandroyava 7 лет назад +2

      The idea is good, but... how could the villains win? They literally always lose, and they complain about it.

  • @masonm.5778
    @masonm.5778 7 лет назад +468

    "Sometimes you wanna go where everybody hates your face" So High School?...

    • @ThomasDunnn
      @ThomasDunnn 7 лет назад +19

      Mason McGuire or RUclips

    • @hobbitgeek7588
      @hobbitgeek7588 7 лет назад +3

      Or work, or Comic-Con, or public in general.

    • @lommut8300
      @lommut8300 7 лет назад +1

      Mason McGuire I may be missing something but isn't this song song also parodied in adventure time?

    • @TheJoulupukki11
      @TheJoulupukki11 7 лет назад

      Haha that so funny... wait i'm still in high school... :(

    • @thejammicus218
      @thejammicus218 7 лет назад

      earth.

  • @hubertboisvertboucher2071
    @hubertboisvertboucher2071 Год назад +24

    We're definitely not getting enough Superhero café/Villain pub these days :P I'd love some standalone episodes !!

  • @ironthanosinfinity3059
    @ironthanosinfinity3059 2 года назад +13

    The fact that some guy in a costume defeated all of these villains so easily

    • @Goibniu001
      @Goibniu001 Год назад +3

      One might say it was barely an inconvenience.

    • @billymccrary2246
      @billymccrary2246 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's because he's the gosh darn Batman!

  • @sixzeronine8650
    @sixzeronine8650 7 лет назад +451

    "Oh I'm a bully, a bully for justice."

  • @ToonJotaro18
    @ToonJotaro18 7 лет назад +643

    did anyone else hear batman say "do a barrel roll"

    • @enavy04
      @enavy04 7 лет назад +104

      He also said "Get over here!", and "Whoopsy!"

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 7 лет назад +31

      BlueFoxy101 I think everybody did, I mean, it wasn't really quiet, It was fairly standard speaking noise.

    • @ATurnip
      @ATurnip 6 лет назад

      When did he say that?

    • @destick-atized11
      @destick-atized11 6 лет назад

      +John when he fought predator

    • @rickycollins7723
      @rickycollins7723 6 лет назад

      It was blink and you miss it. I caught it, yeah.

  • @JONAH_918
    @JONAH_918 3 года назад +70

    This is easily the coolest HISHE ever

  • @lottacvv5472
    @lottacvv5472 3 года назад +17

    4:39 i love how captain phasma is in this scene oml

  • @styanagungw6338
    @styanagungw6338 5 лет назад +1566

    "Cowardess Returnus" 😂
    Wtf is that spell?!!! 😂😂😂

    • @pimppeter5742
      @pimppeter5742 5 лет назад +10

      Lmaooooo

    • @Sraye
      @Sraye 5 лет назад +95

      Batmaness Plotus Devicus

    • @XxharrysurdaddyxX
      @XxharrysurdaddyxX 4 года назад +44

      The bat wand lmao

    • @jdawgtran3737
      @jdawgtran3737 4 года назад +18

      *-COWARD RETURN-* Cowardess Returnus

    • @fresomende
      @fresomende 4 года назад +11

      @@XxharrysurdaddyxX Yeah the bat wand cracked me up too!lol

  • @zfalcon2370
    @zfalcon2370 4 года назад +4033

    Anyone else here in 2019 wanting Boss Battle 2?

  • @ayaanmohsin1972
    @ayaanmohsin1972 Год назад +4

    This video proves how powerful batman is. No sarcasm, but literally.

  • @Chadagon2000
    @Chadagon2000 Год назад +6

    4:20 that palpy speech got meeeee
    Amazing job

  • @sentinelstorm487
    @sentinelstorm487 7 лет назад +510

    Lego Batman is literally an hour long version of this

  • @halfadonut6147
    @halfadonut6147 5 лет назад +681

    BATMAN HAVING HIS OWN WAND AND REVERSING THE SPELL HAD ME IN TEARS.. ALSO HE JUST THROWS SCAR AT VOLDEMORT I'M CHOKING

    • @anuaruribe8070
      @anuaruribe8070 5 лет назад +35

      Oh I get it! He throws a SSSSSccaaarrrRRR at him like Harry Potter!

    • @batnick7230
      @batnick7230 5 лет назад +1

      smolbadwolf _ omg that nearly killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @immortal2893
      @immortal2893 5 лет назад +2

      No it's just a regular bat boomerang

    • @littlevoidboi2111
      @littlevoidboi2111 5 лет назад +5

      Cowerdus returnus!!!

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 5 лет назад +6

      I'm 99% certain that in HISHE Endgame Batman's gonna snap his fingers instead of Tony so that Tony can finally enjoy his life without remorse. Batman's gonna get his grandiose funeral scene, with an after-credit scene hinting that he survived.

  • @twusssister8567
    @twusssister8567 3 года назад +36

    4:38... I can’t be the only one that thinks Batman is “reliable with the ladies”!

  • @nx9100
    @nx9100 3 года назад +28

    Marvel: we'll have the biggest crossover ever!
    HISHE: hold our beer.....

  • @FrabbyCrabsis
    @FrabbyCrabsis 7 лет назад +1512

    This is the best thing HISHE has ever done. Hands-down.

  • @DiamondHearted
    @DiamondHearted 5 лет назад +1851

    3:47 wow batman can punch people through time? Because there are no stones in the gauntlet
    Well I guess he can do it
    BECAUSE HES BATMAN

    • @Shack-lion
      @Shack-lion 5 лет назад +42

      KWS DiamondH7 he just need the weapon to channel his Will.

    • @ciscobriones5904
      @ciscobriones5904 4 года назад +34

      he can even snap thanos away without the help of any of the stones....

    • @Cam-ou7br
      @Cam-ou7br 4 года назад +16

      Probably has a few spare stones in his utility belt...

    • @brentterschegget235
      @brentterschegget235 4 года назад +1

      666th like

    • @phantomruby6633
      @phantomruby6633 4 года назад +3

      Batfinity stones

  • @starbolt0636
    @starbolt0636 8 месяцев назад +9

    This still remains one of my favorite episodes of all time. Well done, HISHE crew! You're awesome.

  • @blu3g
    @blu3g 5 месяцев назад +8

    Crazy that after 7 years, this still feels like the most ambitious project HISHE has done and I'm all for it. Would still love to see more of them go with him next time

  • @Spectre_ski
    @Spectre_ski 7 лет назад +1802

    I love how batman takes everyone but gets rekt by a bunch of women

    • @xavierrobinson55
      @xavierrobinson55 7 лет назад +80

      Generalofkills Genofkills I know right. The Boot of Justice is Unisex.

    • @B1ggs_
      @B1ggs_ 7 лет назад +22

      xavierrobinson55 *fist of justice if you were quoting Batman brave and the bold when he punched ms man face

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 7 лет назад +75

      I'm waiting for a feminist to get triggered by this comment.

    • @stefan3679
      @stefan3679 7 лет назад +20

      careful, some person that identifies as a trans rolled up noodel might see that comment .

    • @ebonymaw8457
      @ebonymaw8457 7 лет назад +10

      +Darth Revan are you a boy or a girl?

  • @spamaccount8979
    @spamaccount8979 6 лет назад +529

    Thanos: "Nah. Still not my time."
    Batman: *takes the gauntlet*
    Thanos: "OH NOW IT'S TIME!"

  • @farhadrana3201
    @farhadrana3201 4 года назад +27

    4:25 exactly what he ended up saying to Rey in ROS ep9

  • @chaoticedits6232
    @chaoticedits6232 3 года назад +4

    "sometimes you wanna go where everybody hates your face"
    😂😂

    • @cillian2971
      @cillian2971 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's a parody of the theme song to Cheers.

  • @crystal-oo4wq
    @crystal-oo4wq 5 лет назад +469

    "I think he is punching him back in time" classic 😂😂😂😂

    • @Canwehitsubscriberswitho-sr1id
      @Canwehitsubscriberswitho-sr1id 5 лет назад +12

      @@albacore4000 he punched him so hard his face disfigured faster than reality could comprehend, resetting the jokers appearance to the most recent.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 5 лет назад +2

      @@albacore4000 Because he's batman!

  • @XoxeroThePoet
    @XoxeroThePoet 7 лет назад +385

    The moment when you realize that this was just an excuse for Joker to change back from the Suicide Squad version of Joker.
    I think everyone is okay with that.

    • @matt5842
      @matt5842 7 лет назад +7

      including Voldemort. Really funny part

    • @SoddingSuperHero
      @SoddingSuperHero 7 лет назад +2

      Sigh Smh even Mark Jamil even approves all the live action versions of all the Jokers

    • @silenthero2795
      @silenthero2795 7 лет назад +9

      That is why some villains didn't stop Batman from punching him. They don't prefer Leto's Joker.

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 лет назад

      Maybe he'll be continously going through time. That way, we can get Leto, Ledger, Hamill, and Nicholson!

  • @Draco8629
    @Draco8629 Год назад +4

    The funny part, is that Palpatine can stop Batman with a Lawsuit for invading private property, attacking peacefull bystanders ando trashing part of a comercial stablishment

  • @michaelmclaren1333
    @michaelmclaren1333 Год назад +13

    This series is my go to when I have had enough of real life. On the verge of a nervous breakdown, this show grounds me, makes me laugh and forget my troubles. It's like a security blanket and a cup of warm soup. Thank you guys :)

  • @BurnedMarshmallow
    @BurnedMarshmallow 4 года назад +2345

    Imagine if Palps called the cops on Batman:
    911: "911 what is your emergency"
    Palpatine: "Batman has broken into my stablishment and threatened me and my customers. I'm too weak! 911 help me, help me!"

    • @ranaherlambang5011
      @ranaherlambang5011 4 года назад +217

      Help me officer... The justice league has taking over😂😂

    • @robknight666
      @robknight666 4 года назад +21

      LOL

    • @themcusbiggestfan3210
      @themcusbiggestfan3210 4 года назад +102

      911 arrives
      Palpatine: *POWAHHH! UNLIMITED POWAHH!*

    • @koalafromtomorrow5656
      @koalafromtomorrow5656 3 года назад +40

      I mean he should said Batman you breaking in is against the Law

    • @emilyrose3490
      @emilyrose3490 3 года назад +32

      Koala From Tomorrow yes, and also because they weren’t doing anything illegal at the moment. They were just drinking at their pub

  • @omarmoustafa8634
    @omarmoustafa8634 5 лет назад +566

    "As standard Villain practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device acheives its purpose"
    This is so true 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pukupukupaopao
    @pukupukupaopao Год назад +8

    You can literally serialise this. This is freakin amazing!!!!

  • @matthewgarcia1755
    @matthewgarcia1755 4 года назад +19

    “ Sometimes you wanna go to where everybody hates your faaaaaaace”
    Bullies’ home: *exists*
    Me: Hayl no

  • @jemimavanderlinden8067
    @jemimavanderlinden8067 6 лет назад +311

    "you have done well Batman."
    "yes i know. thanks for noticing."
    😂

    • @lorddraugr3138
      @lorddraugr3138 6 лет назад +16

      "We look forward to watching your demise 😈, but it's to bad we won't be able to see it."
      Complaints.
      "As standard villain practices go, we must now conveniently leave the room and assume the killing device achieves its purpose...that and because it's closing time, and I'm ready to go home...so come along."
      My favorite scene.

  • @CreamyRootBeer
    @CreamyRootBeer 6 лет назад +1306

    My favorite line is
    Voldemort: You haven't seen the last of me, Batman! *Apparates*
    Batman: Cowardess Returnus
    Voldemort: What the... AAAAGH!

    • @disneywinxphantomfan8813
      @disneywinxphantomfan8813 6 лет назад +31

      Collin Read he also had scar in a headlock lol

    • @ptbro3334
      @ptbro3334 6 лет назад +7

      Collin Read thats the best line

    • @obliteratordeathcon4456
      @obliteratordeathcon4456 6 лет назад +7

      we never saw scar in their until now

    • @einflys4984
      @einflys4984 6 лет назад +25

      Wand:i'm Afraid i cant do that Voldemort.
      Voldemort:What?!
      Wand:Batman Has OverWriten Magic Itself.
      -------------------

    • @r4nd0mguy99
      @r4nd0mguy99 6 лет назад +23

      "You call it science and your ancestors called it magic. I come from a place where both things are the same."

  • @HilaryPea
    @HilaryPea Год назад +4

    How very thorough you are. you included villains to movies that have never even been mentioned by HISHE before. Many so obscure, I was shocked to recognized. Speaking of. The graphic art is excellent. There are a lot of movies that I've never had a chance to watch or haven't watched simply because I'm not interested in them. BUT, I still get minimal exposure to because of commericials, internet, MEMEs, and social media. Your art is done so well, that I actually recognize characters in movies that I've not actually seen. For example, when Joker's new face appeared on Super Café/Villian Pub, recently (showing his new face and tattoos). It immediately recognized him as Jared Leto. And I recognized each and every Joker shown during the time punches. Even Margot Kidder's Lois Lane in Superman (1978) After Credits, when Lois closed her mouth it was shaped just as Margot's mouth was. Art is not easy, so thank you for having great artists on your staff and at your disposal!

  • @ella_cupcake
    @ella_cupcake 2 года назад +4

    Now the villains just need to attack the hero cafe

  • @viktormac6619
    @viktormac6619 7 лет назад +493

    the 1 thousand dislikes is probably villains

    • @AWMsCorner
      @AWMsCorner 7 лет назад +25

      stultus macsimus 🎶 sometimes you want to go where everybody hates your FAAAAAAACE !! 🎶

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 7 лет назад +5

      +AWM LEGO films ...so like, the youtube comment section?

    • @kingpinpasta2934
      @kingpinpasta2934 7 лет назад +1

      stultus macsimus yep all those villains suffering in the hospital

    • @esmay3612
      @esmay3612 7 лет назад +2

      stultus macsimus or marvel how wanted they came op with this

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 4 года назад +577

    "You need more of us to go with you next time, don't you?"
    "OHMYGOSH, yes please." lol XD

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 4 года назад +16

      Just bring Supes. Batman can beat all of them but he failed bc his weakness, apparently, is women.
      On second thought, might not be so easy next time. The villains might have come up with something next time. So I'd say him, Supes, and one more to complete the team.

    • @spinjitzumasterfalcon
      @spinjitzumasterfalcon 4 года назад +5

      @@ub-4630 like the Avengers?

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 4 года назад +13

      He only barely needs Robin and he can do it easy. Like, HE BEAT THANOS. HISHE batman's only weakness seems to be women. So if he brings Robin he's won already

  • @annep.1905
    @annep.1905 Год назад +3

    Batman was definitely the most appropriate superhero to find the secret villain pub.

  • @arcticwolfplays5519
    @arcticwolfplays5519 2 года назад +11

    I love how he just threw Scar on Voldemort.

  • @mannybaldonado545
    @mannybaldonado545 5 лет назад +2880

    Who Else Wants A Sequel.

  • @Ookami_17
    @Ookami_17 5 лет назад +717

    I love that everyone remembers the Shark Repellant.

    • @jazminsalonga1778
      @jazminsalonga1778 5 лет назад +8

      David OHara No one forgets something like a Shark repellant

    • @tuber138
      @tuber138 5 лет назад +4

      I know right?

  • @diegonizama7348
    @diegonizama7348 2 года назад +18

    Please Hishe give us a second part of this masterpiece:(

  • @kodiakpayne831
    @kodiakpayne831 Год назад +6

    We need a sequel to this

  • @GuerrillaGorilla023
    @GuerrillaGorilla023 7 лет назад +270

    "Gonna do anything Thanos"?
    "Nah, I got like 3 more movie cameos before I'm allowed out this chair"

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption 7 лет назад +1

      Guerrilla Gorilla I thought the joke was that Thanos doesn't give a shit.

  • @andrewboyle7290
    @andrewboyle7290 5 лет назад +584

    He atacked villan pub now the super cafe will be atacked.

    • @superverse6367
      @superverse6367 5 лет назад +33

      Andrew Boyle that would be a dream come true

    • @tk-mc4oe
      @tk-mc4oe 4 года назад +20

      Martha is coming

    • @generaliv8658
      @generaliv8658 4 года назад +13

      So, which super-badass villain could do it? Deathstroke, perhaps?

    • @joelviju6364
      @joelviju6364 4 года назад +10

      @@generaliv8658 no...its martha!!

    • @spadeboi4055
      @spadeboi4055 4 года назад +6

      M A R T H A

  • @oliviat3910
    @oliviat3910 3 года назад +6

    batman doing his own sound effects is fantastic

  • @stealtherinokripperino5652
    @stealtherinokripperino5652 2 года назад +3

    Basically it was a boss fight, only the Batman was the boss here xD