I work for Kraft... and I'm single - NileRed/NileBlue Out of Context 5

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  • @User2o2
    @User2o2 3 месяца назад +2122

    "I work for Kraft... and I'm single"
    *flashbangs us*

    • @tungst4n129
      @tungst4n129 3 месяца назад +10

      Nile be trying to escape from his problems ngl! LOL

    • @tungst4n129
      @tungst4n129 3 месяца назад +10

      He wants to keep his singleness hidden

    • @Seed
      @Seed 2 месяца назад +3

      what video was that from lol, i dont remember it

    • @thenextworstone9050
      @thenextworstone9050 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Seedlighting hydrogen bubbles (or maybe oxygen) on fire

  • @vmrosetta
    @vmrosetta 3 месяца назад +1210

    KRAFT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA

    • @vgtre
      @vgtre 3 месяца назад +4

      Beat me to it

    • @Wonderaven
      @Wonderaven 2 месяца назад +3

      Beat to this comment

  • @KoKoKen
    @KoKoKen 3 месяца назад +879

    nigel thirst posters eating good tonight

  • @ShubhayooBanerjee
    @ShubhayooBanerjee 3 месяца назад +1718

    These types of videos are instant dopamine boost, but in a good way such that it doesn't make me procrastinate midway through studies ( day after tmrw is my science test )
    Edit: Guys, i forgot to update y'all but the exam went pretty well...I can squeeze out a 93 percent at the minimum.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 месяца назад +10

      Good luck on your science test!

    • @ShubhayooBanerjee
      @ShubhayooBanerjee 3 месяца назад +5

      @@NoriMori1992 thanks man!

    • @connorsavage
      @connorsavage 3 месяца назад

      😂 I am write mathematics tomorrow

    • @ShubhayooBanerjee
      @ShubhayooBanerjee 3 месяца назад +1

      @@connorsavage hope it goes well

    • @tizxan
      @tizxan 3 месяца назад +1

      yeah his productiveness is kinda contagious :D good luck on your things yall!

  • @keaton718
    @keaton718 3 месяца назад +801

    I sleep better at night knowing Nile is single. It's like learning Brad Pitt is single, technically there's still a chance 😬

    • @ShubhayooBanerjee
      @ShubhayooBanerjee 3 месяца назад +149

      Nile is single because he is too attractive....you and I are single because we are ugly.....

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 3 месяца назад +5

      Ok, but why did he even mention it in the title?

    • @AdBlock-User
      @AdBlock-User 3 месяца назад +39

      @@ShubhayooBanerjee i agree. Wish i looked like Nile. He's hot AF

    • @AdBlock-User
      @AdBlock-User 3 месяца назад

      @@alex.g7317 To get viewers :)

    • @MYA0017
      @MYA0017 3 месяца назад

      @@alex.g7317because.. Kraft singles…? The square cheese pieces?!

  • @Pollenoverponds
    @Pollenoverponds 3 месяца назад +882

    Thinks Nigel can’t possibly be single
    Remembers Nigel said if it’s not difficult it’s not worth doing

    • @tonyolmstead8282
      @tonyolmstead8282 3 месяца назад +80

      Long term relationships aren’t easy, so, sounds right up his alley tbh

    • @mmmadame
      @mmmadame 3 месяца назад +38

      hellooo nigel, im waiting for you over here in germany 😭

    • @vaisakhkm783
      @vaisakhkm783 3 месяца назад

      ​@@tonyolmstead8282 it's easy for him :)

    • @bsherman8236
      @bsherman8236 3 месяца назад +14

      No smart fella will be out there dating in the wasteland

    • @Panda-yp4sm65
      @Panda-yp4sm65 3 месяца назад +57

      "Making A Living Child to Prove I'm Not Single"

  • @Antigen__
    @Antigen__ 2 месяца назад +73

    I can't imagine the kind of fun I'd have with my friends if I had a whole bigass lab and access to dozens of hazardous chemicals

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 месяца назад +149

    1:27 Only Nigel would complain about accidentally making a reaction significantly safer.😂

  • @HarryPotter-mu1qr
    @HarryPotter-mu1qr 3 месяца назад +104

    His smile is contagious af

  • @pauldavies4870
    @pauldavies4870 3 месяца назад +461

    How is it even possible that you're single, how do we submit applications

    • @antares8826
      @antares8826 3 месяца назад +70

      Probably by Email with your CV attached

    • @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn
      @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn 3 месяца назад

      you have to send in 5g of Meth if it is above 90% quality he considers your application

    • @ahgwsn
      @ahgwsn 3 месяца назад +68

      get in the lineeee🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️

    • @midn8588
      @midn8588 3 месяца назад +13

      Once you hit a certain level of fame, dating becomes very difficult.

    • @pauldavies4870
      @pauldavies4870 3 месяца назад

      @@midn8588 ok, just sex then.

  • @madsringswaldegan1058
    @madsringswaldegan1058 3 месяца назад +66

    How the hell is he single

    • @bsherman8236
      @bsherman8236 3 месяца назад +3

      Saving himself the pain

    • @tewtiyy
      @tewtiyy 2 месяца назад +2

      Fr he should marry u

  • @neighbourvasily4742
    @neighbourvasily4742 3 месяца назад +92

    So sad to know that Nigel is still single because of supply chain issues

    • @psirvent8
      @psirvent8 2 месяца назад

      What do you mean by supply chain issues ?
      Not enough women on this planet or what ?

    • @ShubhayooBanerjee
      @ShubhayooBanerjee 2 месяца назад +2

      @@psirvent8 bro doesnt get it

    • @psirvent8
      @psirvent8 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ShubhayooBanerjeeNo I don't and I'd like to learn actually.

    • @ShubhayooBanerjee
      @ShubhayooBanerjee 2 месяца назад +1

      @@psirvent8 its kind of a meme...like when stray cats follow you and choose you, it is said that the cat distribution system has chosen you...but in reality ofc there is no such system.

    • @douxillyfr
      @douxillyfr 2 месяца назад +3

      Probaby the best comment on here that mentions him single.

  • @Shibbymatt
    @Shibbymatt 3 месяца назад +148

    If he's single then I'm single, ya smell me?

  • @ThatOneOddGuy
    @ThatOneOddGuy 3 месяца назад +280

    I thought that was his clone next to him

    • @devins7457
      @devins7457 3 месяца назад +10

      How do we know any Nile we see is THE Nile.

    • @devins7457
      @devins7457 3 месяца назад +16

      Is the clone at 0:05 the same clone as 0:47? Or are they clones?

    • @devins7457
      @devins7457 3 месяца назад +13

      Are the NileGreen and NileBlue channels operated by clones?

    • @devins7457
      @devins7457 3 месяца назад +11

      1:56 is definitely a clone malfunction.

    • @Artfrg4
      @Artfrg4 3 месяца назад +10

      His brother.

  • @Mehoyboi
    @Mehoyboi 3 месяца назад +79

    thanks for informing us and keeping us entertained for years now nile!

  • @georgew.9663
    @georgew.9663 3 месяца назад +59

    You won’t be single for long with those grillz Nigel

  • @weird3.14
    @weird3.14 3 месяца назад +192

    I love this man😂

    • @yuanheli307
      @yuanheli307 3 месяца назад +35

      Good, he is single.

    • @shirogane7106
      @shirogane7106 3 месяца назад +1

      @@yuanheli307i want him so bad

    • @qualitydirtmoving
      @qualitydirtmoving 3 месяца назад +4

      Marry him😂

    • @weird3.14
      @weird3.14 3 месяца назад +6

      @@qualitydirtmoving only if I could but 😂 that's really far from possible

    • @bsherman8236
      @bsherman8236 3 месяца назад +1

      I love you s2

  • @General12th
    @General12th 3 месяца назад +56

    Such charisma!

  • @dahianagodoy5856
    @dahianagodoy5856 3 месяца назад +24

    I like how Nigel seems "innocent" in a way lmao, like a child doing small "experiments" with their friends

    • @psirvent8
      @psirvent8 2 месяца назад

      Yeah !

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 2 месяца назад +2

      And then he talks about his childhood lighting fires and you're like "Oh"

  • @LMCScout
    @LMCScout 3 месяца назад +9

    “I may have actually made the reaction significantly safer. _Damn_ “

  • @alyssatipton5080
    @alyssatipton5080 3 месяца назад +2

    Your videos are always such a treat

  • @superzova
    @superzova 3 месяца назад +13

    That’s a Kraft Plural

  • @ScubbaSteve-np5un
    @ScubbaSteve-np5un 3 месяца назад +5

    You have been one of my favorite content creators for a long time!!! Push it to the limit my guy

  • @danielrashkov4344
    @danielrashkov4344 3 месяца назад +140

    Bounced on my boy rocket ship at 0:22

    • @JWC249
      @JWC249 3 месяца назад +21

      This is what a rocketship looks like:
      (_)_)========D~~~~

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@JWC249 Elon Musk nailed his design then.

    • @thomasphillips885
      @thomasphillips885 3 месяца назад

      What?

    • @reggiegerald9227
      @reggiegerald9227 3 месяца назад

      @@thomasphillips885 if you need to ask, you dont get to know.
      Put me in the video daddy

    • @Thechomp89
      @Thechomp89 3 месяца назад

      You mean Jeff Bezos.

  • @Myriadys
    @Myriadys 3 месяца назад +5

    digging the new presentation style at the end!

  • @toamastar
    @toamastar 3 месяца назад +32

    The commentiquette NileBlue crossover we didn't know we needed!

  • @InternetFiend68
    @InternetFiend68 3 месяца назад +29

    This man is so chill.

  • @sofiau3252
    @sofiau3252 3 месяца назад +4

    Always love to see a NileRed upload

  • @jfontenizzle
    @jfontenizzle 3 месяца назад +240

    I work for kraft... and I'm single

  • @jackemled_but_gay
    @jackemled_but_gay 3 месяца назад +12

    Finally,
    the Kraft Multiple.

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 3 месяца назад +12

    0:04 This us the teaser for the next Nile video where he clones himself to make Nilered Prime

  • @venomshot2815
    @venomshot2815 2 месяца назад +6

    At the start... WHY ARE THERE TWO NILEREDS WTF

  • @jblakely3101
    @jblakely3101 3 месяца назад +5

    Nile is single !? Let me have my chance !!

  • @lrwerewolf
    @lrwerewolf 2 месяца назад +2

    I love that you have the squiggle painting you did with ferrofluid in the breakroom/kitchenette. :)

  • @aitorleal4676
    @aitorleal4676 3 месяца назад +9

    an official NileRed out of context video? impossible!

  • @JBTheKidChemist
    @JBTheKidChemist 3 месяца назад +23

    1:39 bout to be the biggest NilrRed meme

  • @Anthony-stama
    @Anthony-stama 3 месяца назад +1

    Love your videos

  • @flatspotting2898
    @flatspotting2898 Месяц назад

    how do you not love this guy? gotta be an all time great youtube channel

  • @carspn1
    @carspn1 3 месяца назад +47

    I kraft for single... and I am

    • @markinipannini
      @markinipannini 3 месяца назад +11

      I kraft, therfore I am

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 3 месяца назад +5

      @@markinipannini I am single, therefore I kraft.

  • @XDarkGreyX
    @XDarkGreyX 3 месяца назад +7

    Seeing how thirsty the comments can be sometimes, this may just give then more fuel

  • @littlejonathorn6860
    @littlejonathorn6860 3 месяца назад +23

    Nile- when you meet that special someone they will be cheesed 🧀 to meet you! Awsm takes.

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 3 месяца назад +3

      What

    • @littlejonathorn6860
      @littlejonathorn6860 3 месяца назад +10

      @@GaiusCaligula234 I am sorry. I will leaf you alone. I was trying to be punny and I wasn’t berry good.

    • @chemicalnamesargon
      @chemicalnamesargon 3 месяца назад

      @@littlejonathorn6860 i am in love with you

    • @plantafantasma2060
      @plantafantasma2060 3 месяца назад +2

      @@GaiusCaligula234 You know, cheese. Like in mommies taco.

    • @radithpurnamas
      @radithpurnamas 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@littlejonathorn6860Take my like button. Heck, TAKE EM ALL.

  • @squishyrabbittail4587
    @squishyrabbittail4587 3 месяца назад +6

    Lol I love how most of the comments are about how they want to date Nigel.

  • @caseyhamm4292
    @caseyhamm4292 3 месяца назад +5

    **i don’t actually work for kraft**
    that means he’s single! so i have a chance!

  • @NorthOfEarthAlex
    @NorthOfEarthAlex 3 месяца назад +5

    The elusive Kraft Double.

  • @litterbox019
    @litterbox019 3 месяца назад +3

    first time finding out they made a taller version of nigel

  • @trophykid1635
    @trophykid1635 3 месяца назад +7

    The man turned a glove into grape soda! Kraft would be lucky to have him as a food engineer.

  • @cyberspacesupersoldier
    @cyberspacesupersoldier 3 месяца назад +4

    For anyone wondering, the guy who was interviewing Nile Red while he was wearing his own very specially made personal custom gold grills/grilles was Erik "Big Money Salvia" Hoffstad from Internet Comment Etiqette with Erik (Commentiquette) and LetsGOtoCLASS.

  • @pipwolverine
    @pipwolverine 3 месяца назад +6

    I would like to see more of the new presentation style

  • @paulbrooks4395
    @paulbrooks4395 3 месяца назад +77

    Women like a smart man with a job, sense of humor, and cooking ability. You soon find your slice joined by another in the great plastic packaging called life.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 3 месяца назад +18

      LOL nile red cooking ability. He is learning, but has a loooooong, loooooong way to go.

    • @kievbutcher
      @kievbutcher 3 месяца назад +31

      His cooking skills are restricted to dangerous chemicals

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@tsm688he literally cooked cookies in an airtight oven and wondered why they smelt like nothing..

    • @vaisakhkm783
      @vaisakhkm783 3 месяца назад +2

      Woman want people who know cooking 🤔,
      maybe itn't because i am ugly, i just need learn how to cook
      white powders are costly anyway

  • @PiMpGranny
    @PiMpGranny 3 месяца назад +4

    I'm waiting for Nile red to make military grade pepperspray

  • @usbgamers123
    @usbgamers123 3 месяца назад +8

    If Nile is single, it's so over for me

  • @IchDuForeverExplorering
    @IchDuForeverExplorering 3 месяца назад

    next long video you post, i will watch standing because of my excitement

  • @tutikakavya5419
    @tutikakavya5419 3 месяца назад +1

    I enjoy your videos

  • @ijucr2267
    @ijucr2267 3 месяца назад +3

    Nile you need to let us send dating applications istg

  • @rrrigelkey
    @rrrigelkey 2 месяца назад +3

    i finally have a chance with my childhood crush? lmao.

  • @thomasphillips885
    @thomasphillips885 3 месяца назад +5

    Surely he can't be single!? He made himself a grill!

  • @delsi26
    @delsi26 3 месяца назад +3

    Stop teasing me nigel

  • @ryanfierro4897
    @ryanfierro4897 3 месяца назад +2

    Nigel is the definition of free will

  • @meowdim4671
    @meowdim4671 3 месяца назад +4

    Nilered extra content >>>>>>

  • @PorkChop202
    @PorkChop202 3 месяца назад +3

    This video makes me happy

  • @JunkyardBashSteve
    @JunkyardBashSteve 3 месяца назад +2

    I still can't believe he's on Facetime speed dial with Big Money Salvia

  • @rachiekiins
    @rachiekiins 2 месяца назад +3

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE this man is so fine good lord

  • @StevenHallOfGaming
    @StevenHallOfGaming 3 месяца назад +2

    i had to rewatch you say it taste like concentrated purple mutable times normally i feel like im the dumb one while watching but its nice to see a vary smart guy also slip up on basic things as simple as that 10/10 blooper

  • @peteryoung3923
    @peteryoung3923 3 месяца назад +2

    3M worktunes! Love those things! Hearing protection and entertainment in one piece of gear.

  • @76___1
    @76___1 3 месяца назад +6

    Thanks for the information, how can I apply to be taken into cosideration?

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich 3 месяца назад +5

    Igniting H2 (?) bubbles: RIP ears
    Never lose this energy, lads.

  • @XmarkedSpot
    @XmarkedSpot 3 месяца назад +4

    Eric and Nigel had a collab; why didn't I know about this?

  • @Mzaleyao
    @Mzaleyao 3 месяца назад +4

    So... He's single....... ❤

  • @superninja3338
    @superninja3338 3 месяца назад +2

    This channel really should be called Nile Yellow

  • @angelifications222
    @angelifications222 3 месяца назад +1

    next nile red project: Turning my friendship into a relationship

  • @crescentfuze
    @crescentfuze 3 месяца назад +2

    0:57 I was hoping for one ring to rule them all :'(

  • @AngieDeAguirre
    @AngieDeAguirre 3 месяца назад +3

    Single? How? He is great!

  • @Socratesd
    @Socratesd 3 месяца назад +3

    Since when is there two of them?!

  • @neongrau81
    @neongrau81 3 месяца назад +7

    Me see Nigel, me click like

  • @ThompYT
    @ThompYT 3 месяца назад +2

    "I should do it without looking" bro.

  • @sammyjones8279
    @sammyjones8279 3 месяца назад

    I never expected to be jumpscared on this channel the way I was when I saw *Erik* and *NileRed* in a zoom call together

  • @v._vanja6515
    @v._vanja6515 3 месяца назад +1

    I love you Nigel

  • @liagamer4265
    @liagamer4265 2 месяца назад +1

    0:12 Alrighty then

  • @H-js6il
    @H-js6il 3 месяца назад +4

    You're single, so we still have a chance😙

  • @SciGalSal
    @SciGalSal 2 месяца назад +4

    Can I please work in your lab?! 😩 I’ll cross the northern border just to be there

  • @mitochondria1065
    @mitochondria1065 2 месяца назад +2

    No stop he's so adorable 😭

  • @catboy_official
    @catboy_official 3 месяца назад +4

    Why is he so cute 😩

  • @eshanodithya6446
    @eshanodithya6446 3 месяца назад +2

    i'm single...... i felt that

  • @doctorbolognamd7103
    @doctorbolognamd7103 3 месяца назад +1

    Wasnt expecting to see erik

  • @staffykclips
    @staffykclips 3 месяца назад

    Love seeing Eric

  • @sooba515
    @sooba515 3 месяца назад +3

    SINCE WHEN

  • @jt.633
    @jt.633 Месяц назад

    I screamed when he said he’s single where do I apply?

  • @vittunhullu
    @vittunhullu 3 месяца назад

    Looking forward to an eventual collab with Wubby 😂

  • @xpehkto
    @xpehkto 3 месяца назад

    I like your blue robe to celebrate Leap Day William emerging from the ocean

  • @amygroff17
    @amygroff17 2 месяца назад +1

    I love Nigel lmfao he is such a goofball

  • @MsAwesomeify
    @MsAwesomeify 3 месяца назад +5

    haha, that's pretty crazy how he's single and i could theoretically also be single lol single squad! hahaha two solo passing ships haha idk something to think about, nigel

  • @jackolson9845
    @jackolson9845 3 месяца назад +2

    the hinge is officially un-ed.

  • @soup2284
    @soup2284 3 месяца назад +3

    wekkeh nile bleh, weh'velotteh venchressing sinse t'dehy

  • @ahmidiyasser376
    @ahmidiyasser376 3 месяца назад

    imagine nigel using the hammer to smash the copper tubes so they can fit inside the crucible instead of using it to smash cool stuff.

  • @zerobatsu
    @zerobatsu 3 месяца назад +5

    I think he’s hot.

  • @kingofeurobeat9332
    @kingofeurobeat9332 3 месяца назад +37

    If I knew Nile in person I would try my best to change the fact he is single. :3
    (Aka ask him out)

    • @literallyafishhook
      @literallyafishhook 3 месяца назад +9

      you and me both lol

    • @madelineradcliff4443
      @madelineradcliff4443 2 месяца назад +3

      lemme move to quebec rq

    • @Fogpods
      @Fogpods 2 месяца назад +1

      Please tell me you’re aware that he’s 32

    • @kingofeurobeat9332
      @kingofeurobeat9332 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Fogpods I'm 26.

    • @Fogpods
      @Fogpods 2 месяца назад +4

      @@kingofeurobeat9332 The "ask him out" and ":3" made you seem like you were a 14 year old fan-girl 😭😭

  • @henanimations8106
    @henanimations8106 Месяц назад

    Got a Kraft ad

  • @stephensteele2844
    @stephensteele2844 3 месяца назад

    I have those same 3m Bluetooth hearing protection headphones they are amazing

  • @KillerTacos54
    @KillerTacos54 3 месяца назад +1

    Nigel back on Safety Third when

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 3 месяца назад

    I ❤ your Cheesy videos.