Making American cheese to debunk a conspiracy

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2024
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    For all my life, I've always been told that American cheese is some sort of plastic... However today I've decided to dive into the shady underground world of processed cheese and uncover the shocking truth that lies beneath its superficial "plastic" facade.
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Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @b_man-25
    @b_man-25 3 месяца назад +9657

    NileRed: Turning plastic gloves into grape soda
    NileBlue: Turning cheese into cheese

    • @user-tj7dt8mv3g
      @user-tj7dt8mv3g 3 месяца назад +23

      lol

    • @ramoth7333
      @ramoth7333 3 месяца назад +67

      I was literally about to comment, "I thought that this was NileRed?" Lmao. Thank you for your comment.

    • @tarantulamadness6191
      @tarantulamadness6191 3 месяца назад

      Thanks for the spoiler, fucker.

    • @johnshedIetsky
      @johnshedIetsky 3 месяца назад

      @@ramoth7333poopy fart

    • @mercenary05
      @mercenary05 3 месяца назад +91

      Turning cheese into "cheese"

  • @nuqi
    @nuqi 3 месяца назад +14664

    NileRed: Performs complex chemical reactions to turn plastic gloves into grape soda
    NileBlue: Takes two slices of cheese and calls it cheeseception

    • @CGKayy
      @CGKayy 3 месяца назад +108

      First to reply. This guy might be famous. Idk

    • @ghettobrown209
      @ghettobrown209 3 месяца назад +37

      CheeeeSheeeeeeesh

    • @AnimeSinister1
      @AnimeSinister1 3 месяца назад +15

      Cheeseeeee

    • @mybirdsareangry1
      @mybirdsareangry1 3 месяца назад +53

      @@CGKayy Thank god im not chronically online.

    • @HayItsCJ
      @HayItsCJ 3 месяца назад +8

      He took the blue pill that day

  • @ElleDiablo
    @ElleDiablo Месяц назад +838

    Saying "we need 24g" and the scale jumping from 23 to 25 is peak unintentional comedy😭

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 26 дней назад +35

      And from 0 to 2 when he needs 1.2.
      The scales are straight up comedians.

  • @IntermissionNovel
    @IntermissionNovel Месяц назад +526

    Tried to make a Kraft Single, ended up making a Kraft triple

    • @Snezixtyfo
      @Snezixtyfo Месяц назад +17

      Instructions unclear, made a Kraft Quadruplet²

    • @robertsaget6918
      @robertsaget6918 19 дней назад +1

      Bro started with Walmart brand cheese it was fake to beggining with from the start

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 18 дней назад +1

      ​@@robertsaget6918
      What is "fake" cheese? I would not be surprised to learn that artificial cheese exists, it must exist out there in some form, but what is it if it does and how do you know that Kroger brand cheese is "fake" cheese?

    • @lordyasha5944
      @lordyasha5944 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@danielflanard8274its not made with the ferment process but instead with a gel that absorbs the ingredients of cheese. Doesnt taste the same and melts differently

  • @mike.hawk_
    @mike.hawk_ 3 месяца назад +27715

    NileRed: I’ve filtered out the impurities 5 more times to make the solution as clean as possible
    NileBlue: Close enough lol

    • @LordPenguinVR
      @LordPenguinVR 3 месяца назад +291

      true

    • @olasharshar9025
      @olasharshar9025 3 месяца назад +200

      100% true

    • @user-ul6uh4zo9i
      @user-ul6uh4zo9i 3 месяца назад +948

      NileBlue is secretly NileRed's engineer alter ego

    • @RajikaAjit
      @RajikaAjit 3 месяца назад +52

      He runs those both channels u know

    • @mrdoh450
      @mrdoh450 3 месяца назад +163

      Well, all of the components were Safe to digest so its understandable that he would be more laid back

  • @jarredjones5454
    @jarredjones5454 3 месяца назад +5386

    He makes cheese out of cheese
    "It just feels unnatural"
    The same man that made hot sauce out of plastic gloves and moonshine out of toilet paper

    • @austinwalden8295
      @austinwalden8295 3 месяца назад +161

      He made grape soda out of gloves did he also make capsaicin?

    • @steveskouson9620
      @steveskouson9620 3 месяца назад +112

      Carbonated water, with burnt diamonds.
      steve

    • @simonmarcu01
      @simonmarcu01 3 месяца назад +45

      ​@@austinwalden8295he made capsaicin too, but I forgot the base object it came from

    • @felipesoto6378
      @felipesoto6378 3 месяца назад +49

      Wdym, that was NileRed, totally different from NileBlue

    • @jonasholmstad9213
      @jonasholmstad9213 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@simonmarcu01think he made it a couple of ways

  • @Masochistic_and_Gone
    @Masochistic_and_Gone Месяц назад +194

    "This is a perfectly normal american cheese."
    "...Or is it?"
    *Insert iconic vsauce music here*

  • @alexcheorean4453
    @alexcheorean4453 20 дней назад +61

    The dual opposite personalities of NileRed and NileBlue scares me A LOT💀😭❤

    • @cypherial
      @cypherial 17 дней назад +12

      NileRed = day shift
      NileBlue = night shift

  • @silverymoonthing
    @silverymoonthing 2 месяца назад +2744

    i unironically love that this channel started as "chemical extractions and waste disposal" and is now well on its way to becoming "nigel learns how to cook"

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 месяца назад +69

      Binging With Nile

    • @jakilahmoulien9070
      @jakilahmoulien9070 2 месяца назад +56

      @NileBlue should try making MSG to make uncle roger proud

    • @meechsanims
      @meechsanims 2 месяца назад +6

      i thought you meant a different kind of cooking

    • @hydroxyl5130
      @hydroxyl5130 2 месяца назад +5

      I love that his version of cooking science is all science

    • @korbindallas4552
      @korbindallas4552 Месяц назад +4

      IMO he's also becoming more Asian. Anyone else?

  • @bloxor4483
    @bloxor4483 3 месяца назад +4834

    “It feels unnatural.”
    -Same person who made grape soda from gloves.

    • @Th3BlackLotus
      @Th3BlackLotus 3 месяца назад +230

      Or cotton candy from cotton.

    • @mOki.i
      @mOki.i 3 месяца назад +157

      Or *more* soda from lead paint.

    • @jonas053
      @jonas053 3 месяца назад +116

      Or cherry soda out of paint thinner. 🤣

    • @khuntasaurus88
      @khuntasaurus88 3 месяца назад +59

      Those were NileRed not NileBlue

    • @setyourhandle-_
      @setyourhandle-_ 3 месяца назад

      they're the same people
      @@khuntasaurus88

  • @SplicerOtter
    @SplicerOtter 28 дней назад +36

    6:06 after describing how it tastes sweaty, Nile asks his best friend “you want some?”
    And Reggie says no SO quickly like he almost didn’t wait for Nile to finish the question lmao

  • @JoeBeaudette
    @JoeBeaudette Месяц назад +24

    1:31 I’m dead. My buddy Ryan always cuts me off with “cheese?” every damn time I say “k so”

  • @MrMikesnowmusic
    @MrMikesnowmusic 3 месяца назад +1188

    “It’s a derivative of cheese. It’s diluted cheese.”
    “It’s a cheese alloy”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @jimmyzhao2673
      @jimmyzhao2673 3 месяца назад +8

      Brilliant !

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 3 месяца назад +27

      Then that would mean that the blocks are cheese ingots right?

  • @Abrogator91
    @Abrogator91 3 месяца назад +3284

    NileBlue: *has a chemistry lab that would make Walter White blush*
    Also NileBlue: *uses the least accurate scale known to man and a plastic spoon from sonic*

    • @TheRealJakeTremblay
      @TheRealJakeTremblay 3 месяца назад +212

      And the dollar store / walmart cheese grater. Truly a beautiful insight into the world of fine cuisine.

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 3 месяца назад +57

      were chemists not rich people

    • @raijin7044
      @raijin7044 3 месяца назад +51

      @@TylerTMG Chemists always has a choice between being rich and being poor. One just has to know how to avoid the eyes if someone chooses the former

    • @Ebani
      @Ebani 3 месяца назад

      @@raijin7044 Change the word chemists for people and you'll see how dumb your original argument is.

    • @420bongking
      @420bongking 3 месяца назад

      also also nileblue: doesnt want to get exotic chemical poisoning from eating cheese he made in glassware thats held cyanide mercury and uranium

  • @KaoticGhoul640
    @KaoticGhoul640 26 дней назад +21

    Right when the camera panned to Nile's side and he said, "or is it?" I heard the VSauce music start playing in my head lmao

  • @user-hb7ww8bd9s
    @user-hb7ww8bd9s 4 дня назад +7

    I worked in a cheese factory, we made at one time something like velvita, a soft cheese which combined 5 45lb blocks of cheddar, 1 block of Monterey jack cheese, with additional salt heated to a nice liquid state, pumped it into bags in boxes for an hour then had to tear down the entire room and hand clean all the system due to a 3 inch inside diameter pipe went down to 1 inch inside diameter due to the amount of product build up in the pipes. so a pallet of product was made in a few hours but also took 5 hours to clean up. it was fun as heck but labor intensive.

  • @DylanODonnell
    @DylanODonnell 3 месяца назад +1967

    I cook cheese sauces with sodium citrate all the time. Instead of using cheap cheddar you can use any cheese. You can make amazing “plastic” cheese from really expensive and exotic cheeses.

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 3 месяца назад +46

      Hello Australia man

    • @DylanODonnell
      @DylanODonnell 3 месяца назад +81

      @@13_cmi Hello suspiciously astronomical avatar. 🍷

    • @sajbr
      @sajbr 3 месяца назад +12

      but why ?

    • @CaptKami18
      @CaptKami18 3 месяца назад +134

      @@sajbr Cuz it melts better, you get that gooey cheese pull on grilled cheeses and burgers get the super melted cheese. Also, nachos.

    • @DylanODonnell
      @DylanODonnell 3 месяца назад +95

      @@sajbr Because the sauce is stringy and smooth as the protein chains bind together. As mentioned in the video the water can separate otherwise and the sauce just becomes oily and weird. This makes it nice and homogenous and still melty like cheese.

  • @dkcrogue
    @dkcrogue 3 месяца назад +831

    4:34 Measures out 1.2g on a scale that goes up in increments of 2g
    10:59 Measures out 50g on a scale that's precise to 0.01g

    • @flowerofash4439
      @flowerofash4439 3 месяца назад +10

      two different two different digital scales

    • @AyukaAmameth
      @AyukaAmameth 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brendolbreadwar2671
      @brendolbreadwar2671 3 месяца назад +15

      @@flowerofash4439 yeah but idk why he even has a kitchen scale, its always better to go with more accurate scales. Ik the better ones are more sensitive to breaking, but 1,2 g isnt going to hurt it

    • @randallcraft4071
      @randallcraft4071 3 месяца назад +4

      Baking has to be more precise than science. 🤣

    • @benjscar1540
      @benjscar1540 3 месяца назад +4

      Now calculate the significant figures

  • @SuperSmashDolls
    @SuperSmashDolls Месяц назад +79

    16:25 I mean, if it loosens when you warm it up but retains its shape when cooled down, it's a thermoplastic.
    So is chocolate.
    And yes people sell 3D printers that print chocolate.

    • @Oblivion_94
      @Oblivion_94 Месяц назад +4

      By that argument wouldn't butter be a thermoplastic too? 🤔

    • @SuperSmashDolls
      @SuperSmashDolls Месяц назад +3

      @@Oblivion_94 now I'm wondering if you could make a butter sculpture 3D printer

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 11 дней назад +2

      @@SuperSmashDollsprobably not unfortunately as it would have to be warm/hot as cold butter specializes in tearing your bread to pieces, and warm/hot butter is way too soft to work with

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 11 дней назад

      I’ve heard of the chocolate three printer. I don’t even like chocolate and that sounds amazing

  • @FBarbarian
    @FBarbarian Месяц назад +18

    Neil turned this into a cooking channel. Amazing

  • @justanotherfangirl8386
    @justanotherfangirl8386 3 месяца назад +32861

    We've been graced with another slightly unhinged upload

    • @gillsejusbates6938
      @gillsejusbates6938 3 месяца назад

      this is disgusting, had to put the video off in the first 10 seconds, americans eat that?

    • @spectoestis3106
      @spectoestis3106 3 месяца назад +505

      "s l i g h t l y"

    • @Not0bito
      @Not0bito 3 месяца назад +41

      @@stacheoperator bro hahahahahaha

    • @strombreakr
      @strombreakr 3 месяца назад +56

      Only slightly?

    • @LordBloxy
      @LordBloxy 3 месяца назад +40

      ​@@stacheoperator we already know that it doesn't matter what profile picture they want it to be

  • @mileshill7196
    @mileshill7196 3 месяца назад +1961

    “It almost tastes… sweaty. You want some?”
    “No”

    • @hermi1-kenobi455
      @hermi1-kenobi455 3 месяца назад +21

      But it sounds so *appetising*

    • @MADPoltergeist
      @MADPoltergeist 3 месяца назад +26

      That one friend that always does some *super* weird thing then wants you to join in so they don’t feel like they messed up 😅

    • @osnecro
      @osnecro 3 месяца назад +10

      Bottled chemist boy sweat when?

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 3 месяца назад +5

      I feel like you're pretty much obligated to say no after such a warning. Saying yes on camera would just out you as a really big weirdo.

    • @extone6338
      @extone6338 3 месяца назад +4

      @@robertsides3626 And that'd be bad how?
      Also, u might think of him as a weirdo if he said yes - which says more abt u than him saying yes would say abt him - but sb else could think he's a curious person who's open to trying new things.
      Btw - going beyond the topic cuz why not - the kind of mindset u described brings nothing but dissatisfaction in life. Whether ur a "weirdo" - or actually eccentric - (and whether in a good or bad way) or not, caring about others' opinions to such extent u feel obligated to hide it when ur not facing some mentally underdeveloped that will physically violate u bc they struggle to process a given aspect of u, is excessive/giving too many fvcks.

  • @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS
    @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS Месяц назад +8

    I love the more fun and casual vibes NileBlue has!!

  • @minorityofthought1306
    @minorityofthought1306 Месяц назад +6

    A Nile Fondu cooking class was not expected. But I'm here for it!

  • @brapptv44
    @brapptv44 3 месяца назад +1293

    nile pouring the cheese directly onto the sheet pan with no parchment paper really did it for me

    • @MaybeMari97
      @MaybeMari97 3 месяца назад +189

      The sharp knife on the cookie sheet did it for me

    • @alantremonti1381
      @alantremonti1381 3 месяца назад +32

      Was gonna say, watching him handle a knife was really something. @@MaybeMari97

    • @JE-nr6xw
      @JE-nr6xw 3 месяца назад +102

      the way that he poured it onto a cooking sheet instead of molding it into a block and slicing it is what did it for me

    • @MrHeroicDemon
      @MrHeroicDemon 3 месяца назад +61

      He used all his skill points into Chemistry.

    • @nanacue
      @nanacue 3 месяца назад +8

      god as a baker that really put it off for me 😭 NILE NOOOO

  • @rdear
    @rdear 3 месяца назад +574

    “Before it wasn’t special, now it’s special.”
    The most scientific thing ever uttered in that lab

  • @mad082sss
    @mad082sss Месяц назад +28

    I took me a little bit to get over the colour of the block of cheddar (cheddar isn't normally that colour). Then i got curious as to why, so I googled it. American cheddar is dyed dark yellow/orange.

    • @saramayzu
      @saramayzu Месяц назад +1

      Thanks, I was also confused about this. Looked like 'american cheese' from the start...

    • @ravendevino6419
      @ravendevino6419 Месяц назад +3

      Interesting. I'm an American , and we have cheddar (the orange kind) and white cheddar. Adding to the confusion we also have American (white) and Yellow American (orange)

  • @eisaku4733
    @eisaku4733 21 день назад

    i love how NileBlue videos looks like a basic "experience" video from a regular youtuber despite him being one of the most precise chemist on the platform

  • @justalittlebawn
    @justalittlebawn 3 месяца назад +964

    This channel has taught me that cooking may be chemistry but not every chemist is a cook

    • @Sstandard_
      @Sstandard_ 3 месяца назад +25

      Walter white quote

    • @Kelanich
      @Kelanich 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Sstandard_ JESSE WE NEED TO COOK

    • @ethanwatt-dz3xq
      @ethanwatt-dz3xq 3 месяца назад +1

      That grilled cheese sandwich 💀

    • @mattapropism
      @mattapropism 3 месяца назад +8

      I was shouting "Use a whisk! Or an immersion blender!" at my screen when he tried to break those clumps with a spatula...

    • @timschommer8548
      @timschommer8548 3 месяца назад +3

      Those cookies. Not the cookies.

  • @xixXxxXxix
    @xixXxxXxix 3 месяца назад +2063

    That "Queso" caption was perfection

    • @shelby6
      @shelby6 3 месяца назад +5

      I agree

    • @xalex7923
      @xalex7923 3 месяца назад +32

      Ok, so... = Queso

    • @9k011
      @9k011 3 месяца назад +15

      came down to the comments right after

    • @Sun-Hashira
      @Sun-Hashira 3 месяца назад +5

      _Quaso...._ ✨✨✨

    • @Salt_and_Peroxide
      @Salt_and_Peroxide 3 месяца назад +2

      k so

  • @h2kclan418
    @h2kclan418 29 дней назад +2

    Never doubted you nile. Love both your channels.. You should make dmt on nile red

  • @greenbeans2424
    @greenbeans2424 12 дней назад +1

    I love how happily he played with the cheese at the beginning

  • @ImplodingChicken
    @ImplodingChicken 3 месяца назад +859

    "Cheese alloy" what would we do without you Mr. cameraman

    • @lookoutvideo
      @lookoutvideo 3 месяца назад +12

      18 karat cheese 😑

    • @Qay
      @Qay 3 месяца назад +14

      @@lookoutvideo Be careful, he'll make Purple Cheese if he sees this.

  • @BlastingKelvins
    @BlastingKelvins 3 месяца назад +1782

    Needs 1.2 grams of an ingredient: uses gram scale
    Needs 50 grams of an ingredient: uses 1/100 grams scale
    Refuses to elaborate.

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 3 месяца назад +108

      Obviously because the second scale was a food safe, non-trash scale. Measuring chemicals on it would make it a food unsafe, trash scale.

    • @afflict9341
      @afflict9341 3 месяца назад +17

      NileChad

    • @thetreatment
      @thetreatment 3 месяца назад +12

      at first im like as if he doesn’t have a more accurate scale.. and then he uses it for the 50g measurement 😂 wth

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 3 месяца назад +6

      SigFigs, who needs 'em?

    • @alcelobo9114
      @alcelobo9114 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@GameboygeniusHe literally drunk that chemical, so it's pretty strange explanation. He's probably was lazy and didn't want to go for better scale while filming first part.

  • @SylusUndertaker
    @SylusUndertaker 25 дней назад +1

    Thank you NileCheese, I have learned a great deal about the world today

  • @n_coder
    @n_coder 5 дней назад

    I love how excited Nile looks while holding the cheese at the beginning, as if he's looking at one of the biggest incomprehensible chemical insanities that humanity has ever conceived inside of a lab

  • @ZypherRAWR
    @ZypherRAWR 3 месяца назад +1772

    Science teachers everywhere: “never eat or drink anything while inside the lab.”
    Nigel: *rawdogs chemicals*

    • @cobiandiego5896
      @cobiandiego5896 3 месяца назад +14

      this is the first time i knew his name!

    • @alexanderscott2456
      @alexanderscott2456 3 месяца назад +41

      Everything is chemicals

    • @Brimations
      @Brimations 3 месяца назад +15

      I mean… the chemicals are already in a thing you eat so it’s probably not harmful (except for the taste)

    • @Merrsharr
      @Merrsharr 3 месяца назад +30

      @@Brimations The rule about not eating in the lab is to prevent accidents in which real food get contaminated with dangerous chemicals, or dangerous chemicals are mistaken for food. Actually, didn't Nigel just recently upload a video on lab safety in which he mentioned and explained that specific rule?

    • @yingx2478
      @yingx2478 2 месяца назад +7

      @@Merrsharr😂you mean 3 full years ago

  • @eaglesaurus
    @eaglesaurus 3 месяца назад +770

    Nile didn't make a kraft single, he made a kraft DOUBLE

    • @virionspiral
      @virionspiral 3 месяца назад +34

      Also upgraded it to the Kraft Deli Deluxe

    • @tinystamp2742
      @tinystamp2742 3 месяца назад +23

      Triple even lol

    • @DragonslayerProd
      @DragonslayerProd 3 месяца назад +7

      Double Stuf Cheese Singles

    • @ADBBuild
      @ADBBuild 3 месяца назад +6

      Craft Thic

    • @treeaboo
      @treeaboo 3 месяца назад +2

      To be fair he didn't make a kraft single, his was mostly cheese and so is a 'cheese food', whereas a kraft single is mostly non-cheese (less than 51% cheese) and so is a 'cheese product'. That's why his tasted better.

  • @danielsykes7558
    @danielsykes7558 Месяц назад +1

    Just watched the nebula grāpple video. Very cool.
    It's also giving wicked stepmother

  • @WRMonger1
    @WRMonger1 7 дней назад

    You never cease to amaze me.

  • @moonwlf9679
    @moonwlf9679 3 месяца назад +891

    Nile red: your average chemistry channel
    Nile blue: your not so average cooking channel

    • @salviafiend7931
      @salviafiend7931 3 месяца назад +13

      the way he gingerly pinches the lip of the pot for stability and it slides around anyways while he stirs when HE COULD JUST HOLD THE HANDLE OF THE POT

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 3 месяца назад

      almost as if the designer of the pot put a handle on it for some reason @@salviafiend7931

    • @matthewtoll694
      @matthewtoll694 3 месяца назад +4

      Nile red isn’t an average chemistry channel bro is peak

    • @Ben01tM
      @Ben01tM 3 месяца назад

      The process was satysfying to watch, but his cooking skills are completely off.

    • @ImCelticlol
      @ImCelticlol 3 месяца назад +4

      I don't think the average chemistry channel goes around turning gloves into grape soda.

  • @JV-md7jn
    @JV-md7jn 2 месяца назад +764

    The “queso” play on words was chefs kiss.

    • @GuyWhoLikesColombianCocaine
      @GuyWhoLikesColombianCocaine Месяц назад +6

      Nah it was caseoh

    • @LoganHarris-vw3gx
      @LoganHarris-vw3gx Месяц назад +15

      @@GuyWhoLikesColombianCocaine No because queso means cheese. and he said 'kay so

    • @TocsTheWanderer
      @TocsTheWanderer Месяц назад +4

      The chemical formula for Trisodium Citrate, the most commonly used emulsifier for processed cheese, is Na3C6H5O7. Or, without the numbers, NaCHO.

    • @GuyWhoLikesColombianCocaine
      @GuyWhoLikesColombianCocaine Месяц назад

      @@LoganHarris-vw3gx I know I was just joking

  • @matthewbowers88
    @matthewbowers88 24 дня назад

    I've seen this video before, and that queso got me again!

  • @OmegaMetorOutside
    @OmegaMetorOutside 3 месяца назад +4533

    1:31 queso was way funnier than it should have been

    • @JeffDelMusic
      @JeffDelMusic 3 месяца назад +75

      Lol it really was 😂

    • @nuclearfrog306
      @nuclearfrog306 3 месяца назад +124

      it caught me so off guard I nearly choked on my food. hilarious!

    • @georgelequin5070
      @georgelequin5070 3 месяца назад +6

      Yes!

    • @adub34
      @adub34 3 месяца назад +25

      Almost got a spittake out of me😂

    • @XochiCh
      @XochiCh 3 месяца назад +7

      @@nuclearfrog306
      Choked on my drink, hilarious.

  • @Juice3521
    @Juice3521 3 месяца назад +2020

    Fun fact: Sodium citrate is a common cooking ingredient and is often used for exactly this purpose - to make cheese sauces more cohesive and melty.

    • @avancarr8690
      @avancarr8690 3 месяца назад +87

      Yeah, I was wondering why it was such a nice sauce! I usually combine cheese with some flour and milk, and a little bit of water in different ratios to make a decent sauce but it's always way too thick. Gotta get me some Sodium Citrate (food safe)

    • @NicoNicoNekomancer
      @NicoNicoNekomancer 3 месяца назад +105

      its chemical formula (just on the elements) is also nacho

    • @breckr1121
      @breckr1121 3 месяца назад +36

      Adam Ragusea made a video on it.

    • @rook9714
      @rook9714 3 месяца назад +143

      ​@@avancarr8690even funner fact, you can make sodium citrate in the pan by combining lemon juice (citric acid) and baking soda

    • @fierylightning3422
      @fierylightning3422 3 месяца назад +77

      also fun fact, you can make sodium citrate at home! simply put lemon juice with baking soda (sodium bi/carbonate) and heat them up in a sauce pan, add any cheese/cream/milk mixture you want and now you have very smooth liquid/cream/sauce cheese!

  • @Dweenz69
    @Dweenz69 Месяц назад

    I enjoyed this video good job!

  • @URAN_235_URAN
    @URAN_235_URAN Месяц назад +2

    Quickly said: American Cheese: Chemicals
    European Cheese: Natural

  • @LexicographicalPedant
    @LexicographicalPedant 3 месяца назад +935

    0:18 not hearing the VSauce beat drop after the “Or is it” was soul crushing

    • @ebsergent
      @ebsergent 3 месяца назад +75

      ... thank you....I couldn't understand the emptiness I felt at this very moment.

    • @magicquest5221
      @magicquest5221 3 месяца назад +14

      I thought i just didn’t hear it the first time 😭

    • @Twargan
      @Twargan 3 месяца назад +41

      Especially with that camera switch too. Man knew what he was doing. Lol

    • @droj7
      @droj7 3 месяца назад +7

      Bro same brain cell

    • @stutterpunk9573
      @stutterpunk9573 3 месяца назад +3

      i literally out loud did the thing when he said that

  • @Xbx0ne
    @Xbx0ne 3 месяца назад +1201

    I know why NileRed/Blue's videos feel so ethereal; he doesn't have ANY background music, just the raw footage and some editing. Magical.

    • @Thisandthat8908
      @Thisandthat8908 3 месяца назад +41

      i think he has a LOT of editing.

    •  3 месяца назад +49

      NileRed does a shitload of editing, but NileBlue doesn't seem so hard, hence the upload frequency. Check out the Trash Taste with Nigel

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 3 месяца назад +36

      I know you mean well, but the idea of "no background music = ethereal" is so funny to me

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 месяца назад +10

      It's because science is silent

    • @goodshorts
      @goodshorts 3 месяца назад +8

      It is refreshing.

  • @matropost
    @matropost Месяц назад

    nile is my favorite cooking channel

  • @ChaseP84
    @ChaseP84 Месяц назад

    Love how he ate the cheese, a completely silly and truthful moment. Awesome

  • @MrWilliam932
    @MrWilliam932 3 месяца назад +1442

    NileRed: I can make Grape Soda and Spicy Sauce out of a plastic gloves
    NileBlue: With Cheese and some Chemicals I made.... Cheese

    • @s1mkash112
      @s1mkash112 3 месяца назад +7

      @@BelieveinJesusChrist3what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @cromefire_
      @cromefire_ 3 месяца назад +20

      Well legally it's not even cheese. It's something that is similar to cheese.

    • @Nagol93
      @Nagol93 3 месяца назад +23

      Thinking quickly, Nile makes cheese with water, some crystals, and cheese.

    • @blazingbuizel7194
      @blazingbuizel7194 3 месяца назад +20

      Thinking quickly, NileBlue constructs cheese using only lab chemicals, a nearby lake, and cheese

    • @santi308
      @santi308 3 месяца назад +4

      ... Dave constructs a homemade megaphone using only some string a squirell and a megaphone.

  • @methylsky
    @methylsky 3 месяца назад +625

    You know how characters in cartoons have angels and devils on their shoulders? I love how Reggie is BOTH to Nigel. Like, even in this very video you can see Reggie encourage Nigel to drink the nasty chemical filled water, and then immediately say "are you sure". It's just perfect controlled chaos element

  • @tinydidge1622
    @tinydidge1622 6 дней назад +1

    I love how this is basically an unhinged cooking channel at times XD

  • @duanehamilton496
    @duanehamilton496 9 дней назад

    Cool video! To me it looked like Velveeta. My mom used to use it all the time for macaroni and cheese, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, and cheesy casseroles. I am not sure if the stuff even needs refrigeration.

  • @MistralNorthwind
    @MistralNorthwind 3 месяца назад +1103

    I laughed way too much with the "Okay, so" with the "Queso" subtitle.

    • @AidanorAJ
      @AidanorAJ 3 месяца назад +10

      Lol same I can't stop 🤣

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 3 месяца назад +6

      That was pretty clever 😂😂😂

    • @Zaq-official-music
      @Zaq-official-music 3 месяца назад +1

      Same omg

    • @brady5829
      @brady5829 3 месяца назад +3

      I think that was the first IRL belly laugh I've had from a youtube video all year

    • @lawrencejob
      @lawrencejob 3 месяца назад

      I honestly think that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

  • @shiyunkari9044
    @shiyunkari9044 3 месяца назад +1296

    NileRed smelling one of the worst smells in the entire world: it's fine
    NileBlue making cheese: that smells nasty

    • @user-xm8yp5qb7t
      @user-xm8yp5qb7t 3 месяца назад +3

      i was about to say the same

    • @simlevesque
      @simlevesque 3 месяца назад +18

      You mean NileBlue

    • @kaelon9170
      @kaelon9170 3 месяца назад +9

      American "cheese", mind you 😜
      I really don't get how anyone can eat that stuff lol. But I'm also spoiled, living in the Netherlands where Gouda and Beemster cheese is made and readily available.

    • @nicolascurry9520
      @nicolascurry9520 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@kaelon9170 me too haha, I'm french and American cheese seems not so good. And the cheddar is so orange too!

    • @datutturugang666
      @datutturugang666 3 месяца назад +1

      @@kaelon9170im italian, can’t eat cheese for any reason, if i wasn’t inclined to cheese into first place, after having seen american cheese i can firmly state that i don’t wanna have shit to do with cheese

  • @fabiolaacosta214
    @fabiolaacosta214 Месяц назад +1

    Nile: *drinks up the chemical water with no hesitation.*
    Also Nile: *hesitantly tries the cheese he created*

  • @ImpastaLarry
    @ImpastaLarry Месяц назад

    i like how you made Velveeta cheese lol. or just really thick slices but man that on a burger or grilled cheese probably tastes soo good

  • @Greysona
    @Greysona 2 месяца назад +1088

    I love this channel because on Red he’s wayyyy more professional and on here he just eyeballs possibly dangerous chemicals and goes “eh good enough”

    • @bygoditsfullofstars
      @bygoditsfullofstars Месяц назад +60

      There actually is a certain point when working in chemistry for long enough leads you to gradually become less and less scared of harmful chemicals…not in the way you aren't cautious still, but in the way where it's like. Ehhhh, If I get chemical burns it's fine I'll deal with it later 🤣

    • @Imverybadatyoutube
      @Imverybadatyoutube Месяц назад +42

      It also helps that the chemicals aren't as dangerous as stated in the video. It's a channel where he can do more mundane chemistry, having fun and less concerned about potentially dying or getting extremely sick from taste testing dangerous chemicals.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Месяц назад +9

      ​@@bygoditsfullofstarsit's not rare that the most experienced people in a field are the ones who actually get hurt due to complacency

    • @giantsdudeful
      @giantsdudeful 26 дней назад +1

      These chemicals aren’t dangerous. Chefs use sodium citrate to make stable queso sauces that can stay liquid for longer and not separate

  • @mikebrophy
    @mikebrophy 3 месяца назад +1572

    I've worked in a cheese factory where the primary product was American cheese. The way they get the slices so thin is by using a large rotating chilled stainless steel roller that picks up the melted cheese where it immediately solidifies and is then sliced and peeled off.

    • @jontay4199
      @jontay4199 3 месяца назад +11

      But is it plastic?

    • @spongeman6559
      @spongeman6559 3 месяца назад +185

      @@jontay4199of course not, at least not plastic as in a milk jug. It’s plastic in the way it acts as a solid.

    • @mainhalo117
      @mainhalo117 3 месяца назад +113

      @@jontay4199the only similarity between American cheese and plastic is that both melt easily

    • @AyyDraws
      @AyyDraws 3 месяца назад +19

      That's pretty cool, actually

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo 3 месяца назад

      yes, we are aiming by 2030 to have all consumables to contain brain chemical altering substances to finally control the people as we have always intended

  • @karl-ivaningemansson5069
    @karl-ivaningemansson5069 Месяц назад

    the key soo.../queso part was genius

  • @ryuichiro.sakuraba
    @ryuichiro.sakuraba Месяц назад

    Nice cheese alloy!

  • @zer0legend109
    @zer0legend109 3 месяца назад +1363

    *Nile weighing chemicals: use a cheap inaccurate weight scale
    *Nile weighting milk powder: use a professional accurate weight scale

    • @SeanHoltzman
      @SeanHoltzman 3 месяца назад +59

      Dairy is expensive, the chemicals are usually byproduct of other manufacturing thus cheap. He doing it right

    • @wahzawahzo2949
      @wahzawahzo2949 3 месяца назад +4

      😭😭i didnt even realize

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 3 месяца назад +1

      @@SeanHoltzman well to be fair, hes using sodium

    • @GeneralElectric202
      @GeneralElectric202 3 месяца назад +2

      I love how he got the professional scale and then just went "good enough" while measuring

    • @corneliastreet2491
      @corneliastreet2491 3 месяца назад +3

      It’s also different bc he’s going to consume it so he needs the ratios right lol. It’s going in his mouth.

  • @dogoonubs997
    @dogoonubs997 3 месяца назад +1314

    "so i wasn't planning on adding these extra ingredients"
    *has a commercial sized bag of whole powdered milk on standby*

    • @markhamstra1083
      @markhamstra1083 3 месяца назад +98

      🤣 A commercial/industrial sized bag of milk powder is much, much larger.

    • @te8547e
      @te8547e 3 месяца назад +40

      You dont?

    • @ChristofferOrrmalmUtsi
      @ChristofferOrrmalmUtsi 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@markhamstra1083
      It sure is, it was in a regular plastic bag you can use in the freezer too.

    • @BGBTech
      @BGBTech 3 месяца назад +34

      @@markhamstra1083 Yeah. As everyone knows, food comes in a natural quanta of 50 lbs bags (or occasionally 100 lbs, or sometimes 33 lbs).
      If larger, it comes as collection of bags on a 1000-2000 lbs pallet with all-natural plastic shrink-wrap (just as nature intended).
      Liquids come as natural sizes of either 5-gallon buckets or 55 gallon drums, potentially also on a pallet.
      Then, maybe before the modern era of forklifts, mammoths had used their paired tusks to move the pallets from place to place; with a bird sitting on their heads to screech at 1 second intervals when the mammoth is in motion. The forklift is merely a mechanical approximation of this natural order.

    • @realtalk13
      @realtalk13 3 месяца назад +6

      i'm pretty sure that's leftover from when he made the "most pure" chocolate chip cookie vid. that, or the lab made chocolate bar vid

  • @Eaglepass
    @Eaglepass Месяц назад

    👍 Amethysyt vibes grilling cheesy's Niles great Chemistry.
    I use a butter mixture with cinnamon dashed in olive oil until browned.
    Sweetner is a possible powder lightly distributed over an optionally devine savory Cheesy cinnamon toasted.

  • @west1686
    @west1686 Месяц назад +2

    I don’t think that the product actually calls it self cheese. They are labeled “American singles” and “contains cheese “ from what I remember.

  • @cuptaincapcake6932
    @cuptaincapcake6932 3 месяца назад +806

    "K, so" - QUESO. you have officially killed me

    • @bad.D
      @bad.D 3 месяца назад +41

      that joke was so cheesy.

    • @skybug1706
      @skybug1706 2 месяца назад +16

      @bad.D yeah i found it a little grating

    • @GladeAir-Freshener
      @GladeAir-Freshener 2 месяца назад +9

      @@skybug1706wasn’t the best joke but it was gouda-nuff to make me laugh

    • @HeirOfNothingInParticular
      @HeirOfNothingInParticular 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @liusilvan
      @liusilvan 2 месяца назад +2

      yeah it sounded pretty American ​@GladeAir-Freshener

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie 3 месяца назад +400

    It is fascinating see Mr. Chemistry-Wizard be utterly baffled by emulsions in cooking. Dude turns paint thinner into candy but queso is a mystery ^_^

    • @jameskirkland3187
      @jameskirkland3187 3 месяца назад +5

      It's like he never cooked or baked once in his life.

    • @gaugea
      @gaugea 3 месяца назад +8

      @@jameskirkland3187all his stovetops are probably dedicated to catalyzing reactions

    • @saltoftheegg
      @saltoftheegg 3 месяца назад +1

      You should see him try to make a chocolate chip cookie

  • @user-pv3fe4jl6p
    @user-pv3fe4jl6p Месяц назад

    The song at the end is so good

  • @mitchellmorlan3623
    @mitchellmorlan3623 6 дней назад

    The Queso at 1:30 got me cackling 🤣🤣

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 3 месяца назад +850

    1:29 that "Queso" edit absolutely wrecked me. That was such a good catch lmao

    • @tehsingh1
      @tehsingh1 3 месяца назад +14

      I damn near spat my drink haha

    • @iris-christina
      @iris-christina 3 месяца назад +8

      Was looking for that comment 😂👌🏻 on point

    • @BigOleCaddy
      @BigOleCaddy 3 месяца назад +1

      That was funny

    • @JaycobSirduke
      @JaycobSirduke 3 месяца назад +1

      Hahahah same here. Was looking for this comment

    • @mygghunter
      @mygghunter 3 месяца назад

      Agreed, just great

  • @olly123451
    @olly123451 3 месяца назад +638

    I have a friend who used to (maybe still?) work in a milk processing plant. He said that the cheese that is used to make the ‘plastic cheese’ products was basically any milk/cheese that didn’t meet their standards for their higher quality products. A great use of stuff that would have otherwise been thrown out.

    • @oasntet
      @oasntet 3 месяца назад +79

      I briefly worked in a cheese shredding plant, where we'd shred 5-10lb blocks of cheese to make the pre-shredded stuff. For any given variety, we'd throw up to 20% other cheeses on the line, just whatever was about to be legally unsellable or which there was a glut of. Anything that couldn't be sold in block form for any reason. One of those reasons was mold; if there was mold visible on the block, we were to cut off any dot of mold larger than a dime. Smaller mold patches went right in, because it'd take too long to cut off all of the mold.
      So shredded cheese is pre-seeded with mold, made from the older cheese to begin with, and not even the variety or brand on the label. And this wasn't for a generic supermarket cheese brand, this was a proper brand.
      I stopped eating pre-shredded cheese after that. Of course, it didn't help that I'd come home each day covered head-to-toe in a layer of cheese mixed with sweat so think I could scrape it off with a knife.
      At least processed cheese is cooked a bit as part of the process. Should kill at least some part of any biological contaminants.

    • @derekw4836
      @derekw4836 3 месяца назад +55

      Basically the whole point of American cheese was to make the cheapest cheese possible out of cheese scraps and other dairy products

    • @poodledad806
      @poodledad806 3 месяца назад +20

      @@derekw4836 NileBlue: "Making American cheese to debunk a conspiracy"
      derekw4836: "I wasn't listening and I've learned nothing."

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 3 месяца назад +4

      @@oasntet that is pretty disgusting with the mould in the cheese, is that just a US thing?

    • @firuis1
      @firuis1 3 месяца назад +15

      @@conorstewart2214 for cheddar and hard cheeses you can just cut off the moldy bits and its fine to eat

  • @666FLiP666
    @666FLiP666 4 дня назад +1

    This is why the rest of the world doesn't regard American 'Cheese' as cheese, it's wrong on so many levels.

  • @elliotmoonridge6481
    @elliotmoonridge6481 25 дней назад

    “This way the chunks of god, will stand no match..” had me giggling. Great video, it’s pretty gouda.

  • @gadgehamilton3134
    @gadgehamilton3134 3 месяца назад +642

    I worked at a cheese factory called ampi we used fresh cheddar, butter, enzymes, and powdered milk. The exact amounts depended on the compamy ordering it. For burger king it was 5 , 500 lb cheese "blocks" they were actually cylindrical. 12 50 lb blocks of butter, 4 50 lb bags of powdered milk, and 1 10 lb bag of enzymes. I loaded the belt and fed it into a mixing machine then it was sent downstairs and heated , extruded and sliced.

    • @hornmonk3zit
      @hornmonk3zit 3 месяца назад +71

      Fast food places contract out their own blend of cheese? I figured they just bought a standard brand of sliced American instead of specifying their own blend to be made at the manufacturer level, that's pretty cool. I guess if you require all your food everywhere to taste the same it makes sense, but I doubt the Kraft Singles taste different in Kentucky than they do in Oregon so I don't really see why they wouldn't just pick a cheese brand to buy unless it's cheaper to have it made specifically for them. Ether way that's pretty neat, I've worked in some factories where we produced stuff that we'd actually see out in the wild too so that kinda thing really tickles my autism.

    • @cin3859
      @cin3859 3 месяца назад +58

      Damn it’s never occurre to me that fast food chains have their own recipes for processed cheese. I would’ve thought they all used the same generic stuff

    • @tolep
      @tolep 3 месяца назад +9

      and W A T E R, because that is the whole point.

    • @davidy22
      @davidy22 3 месяца назад +36

      ​@@hornmonk3zit Places that buy ingredients in bulk don't need to buy the same off the shelf stuff you do, skip the individual packaging and upsize the deliveries and now you're getting a custom order that the established brand's factory isn't tooled to provide for you

    • @abitofabitofabit4404
      @abitofabitofabit4404 3 месяца назад +26

      ​@@hornmonk3zit Contract manufacturing means never having to pay for someone else's brand.

  • @terrencedent3071
    @terrencedent3071 3 месяца назад +1732

    Hey! Finally, something I'm an expert in. I'm a food science PhD working in process cheese R&D and I must say you did a great job! Every time I though "He should...", you did the thing I was thinking. Add fat, add shear, etc. The process cheese "product" you showed at the beginning is actually quite different in a lot of ways, though the eating experience ends up being very similar. The formulation and processing have to be developed in such a way that "cheese" has the proper mechanical properties and tensile strength to be cast into a thin sheet and rolled around the factory.. like toilet paper almost.. and into the wrapper. Thank you so much for showing people that food isn't really scary just because there is transformation and processing involved!!! 🙏❤

    • @terrencedent3071
      @terrencedent3071 3 месяца назад +290

      Bonus chemistry for anyone interested: the salts you added are called "emulsifying salts" somewhat erroneously. While they are indirectly responsible for making the stable emulsion possible, they themselves aren't surface active and don't stabilize the oil water interface. They are actually chelating agents that sequester calcium from casein protein micelles. That causes the casein subunits (which are amphiphillic) to disassociate and orient at the oil-water interface, stabilizing the emulsion! Without the emulsifying salts, you would just have an oily, separated mess.

    • @GeologicalNerd
      @GeologicalNerd 3 месяца назад +75

      Hey Terrance, you're awesome

    • @ushere5791
      @ushere5791 3 месяца назад +61

      i had a dear friend in college whose major was food science: "i'm turning tallow into gold" was her motto. :)

    • @terrencedent3071
      @terrencedent3071 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ushere5791😅😅. My ex called me a food doctor and told people I gave boob jobs to pancakes 👨‍⚕️🥞

    • @budgetcommander4849
      @budgetcommander4849 3 месяца назад +61

      The hate for American cheese isn't because it's processed, it's because it tastes like ass

  • @wesleyfilips7052
    @wesleyfilips7052 Месяц назад +1

    That thing ain't a kraft single, that's a kraft quadruple

  • @jase_allen
    @jase_allen Месяц назад

    8:11 "At this point it just looks like cheese sauce." This is basically how you make a homemade cheese sauce for mac and cheese, except I've never heard of adding the hexametaphosphate and you usually add at least 1 other type of cheese. You should also add the cheese bit at a time, and stir it until it's fully melted and combined with the water before adding the next bit of cheese. Otherwise the resulting product could end up grainy. The sodium citrate helps keep the protein in the cheese from separating from the fats.

  • @checkpoint1697
    @checkpoint1697 3 месяца назад +1161

    0:18 "Or is it?" Vsauce would be proud.

    • @granthazzard5170
      @granthazzard5170 2 месяца назад +57

      Or would they?

    • @phlosen7854
      @phlosen7854 2 месяца назад +78

      I was so ready for the Music to kick in

    • @Notsosarcastic_02
      @Notsosarcastic_02 2 месяца назад

      ​@@phlosen7854me too man , me too .

    • @pineapplef3m0
      @pineapplef3m0 2 месяца назад +17

      But the music was missing.

    • @edattacks
      @edattacks 2 месяца назад +23

      I heard the music when that happened 😂

  • @LieseFury
    @LieseFury 3 месяца назад +575

    every lab science teacher i've ever had: "don't bring food into the lab, and don't eat anything made in the lab"
    nilered: "today i'm going to synthesize a full three-course meal."

    • @funnyhahaman8302
      @funnyhahaman8302 3 месяца назад +15

      nileblue*

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 месяца назад +24

      Cooking is chemistry, and a kitchen is a lab

    • @SlimThrull
      @SlimThrull 3 месяца назад +6

      To be fair, cooking is literally just chemistry on food.

    • @FaZekiller-qe3uf
      @FaZekiller-qe3uf 3 месяца назад

      @@funnyhahaman8302NigelYellow

    • @calebharper9567
      @calebharper9567 3 месяца назад +3

      On the last day of my high school chemistry class, we made s'mores on the Bunsen burners. That was fun, but also felt really weird.

  • @cyndi5hunt
    @cyndi5hunt 3 дня назад

    Yum 😋
    This has to be one of the tastiest episodes

  • @Zomboinie
    @Zomboinie Месяц назад

    That intro followed by jumping onto the pc for research gives big Bon Appétit energy

  •  3 месяца назад +2379

    Shoutout to NileBlue for finally solving this mystery. NileRed however, could never.

    • @Fourmann
      @Fourmann 3 месяца назад +1

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

    • @bunghoIio
      @bunghoIio 3 месяца назад +90

      Hi mr. I bought a youtube channel and sub bots because I have a fragile ego

    • @stephsanteetbien-etre7945
      @stephsanteetbien-etre7945 3 месяца назад +3

      i tought you were only into minecraft content

    • @FRUITYOCTO21259
      @FRUITYOCTO21259 3 месяца назад

      Real

    • @JavaMac08
      @JavaMac08 3 месяца назад +12

      Red would make it from used motor oil

  • @karthikeyant7489
    @karthikeyant7489 3 месяца назад +11244

    🧀

    • @logangodofcandy
      @logangodofcandy 3 месяца назад +376

      It's mostly just cheese, which is from milk, with extra milk and some butter, which is also from milk.

    • @khorehmandirani
      @khorehmandirani 3 месяца назад +150

      Alright then who's making the phase diagram?

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 3 месяца назад +87

      I dunno. I feel like a cheese alloy needs more than one type of cheese in it

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 3 месяца назад +104

      @@logangodofcandy it all starts on the moon, where the cheese is evaporated into milk

    • @BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver
      @BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver 3 месяца назад +64

      @@h8GWMost american cheese has a bit of swiss with the cheddar iirc

  • @TruecarioZ
    @TruecarioZ Месяц назад

    That looked so good bro

  • @zayvanloon7916
    @zayvanloon7916 Месяц назад +1

    The queso joke had me rolling 😂

  • @TrashTaster
    @TrashTaster 3 месяца назад +1684

    "But it is real cheese....or is it"
    'VSauce music plays'

    • @Nymphadora45uvyu
      @Nymphadora45uvyu 3 месяца назад +43

      Okay, I wasn’t the only one 😂😂😂

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 3 месяца назад +31

      I played that in my head when I heard him ask that question.

    • @no-wi7gi
      @no-wi7gi 3 месяца назад +4

      Lol

    • @Y_Y_K_K
      @Y_Y_K_K 3 месяца назад +4

      4:45 "let's started" and Jerry rig everything intro plays.

    • @jneal4154
      @jneal4154 3 месяца назад +12

      He even did a 90 degree camera swap and the head snap toward the second camera and everything. Definitely intentional.

  • @jiangyirui6141
    @jiangyirui6141 3 месяца назад +920

    “Or is it?”
    Vsauce music intensifies

    • @atxmn
      @atxmn 3 месяца назад +10

      pls i wanted to comment that the first time i watched the vid

    • @sushi610
      @sushi610 3 месяца назад +2

      I thought the same thing

    • @aether491
      @aether491 3 месяца назад +4

      LOLi literaly commented about it right now!!
      vsauce impactt

    • @Camera_Guy_Gnu9
      @Camera_Guy_Gnu9 3 месяца назад +4

      as soon as he did that I opened up another tab to play the song when he says that

    • @moistwhereas5578
      @moistwhereas5578 3 месяца назад +3

      I was waiting for 130 Moon Men to play

  • @SlimPickens419
    @SlimPickens419 26 дней назад

    You successfully made what looks like a very tasty cheese sauce! Lol. But for real though, I would DEFINITELY make this specifically to make grilled cheese.

  • @Infms_TacocaT
    @Infms_TacocaT Месяц назад

    1:00 I was waiting for the Vsauce moon men to kick in

  • @TheJunkyarddawg00
    @TheJunkyarddawg00 3 месяца назад +547

    Pour it into a block mold and put it in the refrigerator. After the block solidifies, slice it. The top of your cheese is discolored because it dried out in the refrigerator.

    • @alexanderkupke920
      @alexanderkupke920 3 месяца назад +41

      When they make the packaged slices, where every slice is wrapped in foild, they actually fill the liquid cheese in the foil and let those cool down and set. so the foil package defines the slices.When made it is like plastic welding an endless tube of foil with cheese into pieces.

    • @Woodie-xq1ew
      @Woodie-xq1ew 3 месяца назад +9

      Or he needed to cover the tray in plastic wrap

    • @OmnipotentPotato
      @OmnipotentPotato 3 месяца назад +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing. That way you can create as thick or thin slices as you want them to be.

    • @brandonetter
      @brandonetter 3 месяца назад +4

      wax paper my dude

    • @Noven30
      @Noven30 3 месяца назад +9

      @@alexanderkupke920 its so crazy that we use fucking plastic to cover each fucking slice of cheese. This world is lost

  • @Erhannis
    @Erhannis 3 месяца назад +653

    5:34
    "Should I taste some of i-" "Yeah!"
    "You want som-" "No."

  • @Salty4eva
    @Salty4eva 21 день назад

    Greatest episode ever!

  • @TechnoNeko94
    @TechnoNeko94 Месяц назад +1

    "sweaty" is the exact flavor I taste when I eat American cheese.

  • @maddie-bw5ue
    @maddie-bw5ue 3 месяца назад +260

    I enjoy the fact that this is filmed like those unhinged Facebook mom cooking videos with the cameraman commentary and everything

  • @StevenS757
    @StevenS757 3 месяца назад +511

    Fun Fact: "Kraft Singles" and similar store brands are classified as "Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product" because it's made partially with vegetable oil, but there is deli-style American Cheese (ex. "Kraft Deli Deluxe" slices) and they are classified as "Pasteurized Process American Cheese". Which means it's a higher quality and has a higher cheese content. You basically made Deli-style in this video because it didn't have oil and fillers. This is why I always will be an advocate for Deli Style American cheese. It tastes so much better.
    You don't even have to get Kraft. Great Value (Walmart store brand) sells their own version of "Deli-style" American Cheese and its just as good.

    • @logangodofcandy
      @logangodofcandy 3 месяца назад +14

      Guess I have to buy deluxe from now on. Vegetable oil. Eew.

    • @michaelmoorrees3585
      @michaelmoorrees3585 3 месяца назад +6

      Guess Nigel has to redo this video, and add vegetable oil. The cheapest stuff from Walmart.

    • @WednesdayTheClove
      @WednesdayTheClove 3 месяца назад +11

      I recommend cooper cheese. It's basically "sharp american cheese"

    • @KetzerGigant
      @KetzerGigant 3 месяца назад

      I didn't have kraft singles until I was an adult. I've only ever had the deli stuff

    • @markhamstra1083
      @markhamstra1083 3 месяца назад +17

      Basically correct, but incomplete. You’ve covered the two highest quality classifications of American Cheese, but there are two more. Find Kenji’s article “What Is American Cheese, Anyway?” at Serious Eats for a more complete rundown.

  • @CLARA_DA_BEARA
    @CLARA_DA_BEARA Месяц назад

    2:32 THE SOUND IT MADE GOT ME ALMOST CRYING LAUGHING 😂🤣

  • @naveenkrishna1599
    @naveenkrishna1599 Месяц назад +1

    0:19 "it is real cheese"
    "or is it?" *vsause music plays*

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 3 месяца назад +873

    The way a chemist cooks food is so clinical.

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 3 месяца назад

      Israeli meat printing company is approved by FDA to sell fake meat in USA. Of course it's not for Jews. They can't eat bad stuff. Only for non Jews.

    • @moonlitscrawls762
      @moonlitscrawls762 3 месяца назад +69

      The way a chef does chemistry is sloppy.

    • @christo930
      @christo930 3 месяца назад +5

      And dishonest. This is not American Cheese. American Cheese is white, not yellow. This stuff is cheese substitute. It's the crap that comes in individually wrapped slices sold in the dairy section of American supermarkets. Actual American cheese comes from the deli.

    • @bleak3304
      @bleak3304 3 месяца назад +80

      @@christo930 he specifically wanted to make the cheese that looks like plastic, which IS the yellow stuff. It isn't dishonest everyone knew what he meant, grow up.

    • @deansbian5607
      @deansbian5607 3 месяца назад

      @@christo930 hop off my goat