Making chocolate from scratch to feed an addiction

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @NileBlue
    @NileBlue  2 года назад +42550

    Chocolate is pain

    • @ees4.
      @ees4. 2 года назад +625

      Next time, maybe you can synthesize it?

    • @FreakingPlane
      @FreakingPlane 2 года назад +120

      Chocolate is life
      Edit:(Glad you're not dead mate)

    • @3zzzTyle
      @3zzzTyle 2 года назад +459

      Chocolate is rain

    • @rg-li4qv
      @rg-li4qv 2 года назад +179

      Chocolate is delicious

    • @seanharrison6162
      @seanharrison6162 2 года назад +115

      And pain is chocolate

  • @Danny.._
    @Danny.._ 2 года назад +55683

    NileRed: follows meticulous, multi-step, multi-day scientific processes
    NileBlue: has no patience, doesn't follow directions, doesn't do enough research, life philosophy is "wing it"

    • @SoaringDragon562
      @SoaringDragon562 2 года назад +4742

      NileGreen: seat of the pants dangerous chemicals and procedures, random explosions and hammering, pure insanity. Also caffeine addiction.

    • @hypocriticalgrammarnazi
      @hypocriticalgrammarnazi 2 года назад +2017

      NileBlack: Chemistry in complete darkness.

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 2 года назад +2186

      NileRed Shorts: drops soy sauce on the ground to make viewers think he dropped bromine, an incredibly dangerous element

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 2 года назад +866

      NileYellow: human "chemistry"

    • @thenickstrikebetter
      @thenickstrikebetter 2 года назад +558

      NileRainbow: ???

  • @tylerduncanson2661
    @tylerduncanson2661 2 года назад +45181

    NileBlue is the kind of person NileRed wouldn't let anywhere near his lab.

    • @scdl-m2z
      @scdl-m2z 2 года назад +1097

      LMFAO TRUE

    • @YoutubePez
      @YoutubePez 2 года назад +881

      Wait what's the difference between nileblue and nilered?
      edit: if anyone wants to scroll through and count the number of responses i've gotten, please tell me. I'm sure it's above 50.

    • @tylerduncanson2661
      @tylerduncanson2661 2 года назад +3127

      @@RUclipsPez Their apparent level of recklessness. The NileRed channel shows careful preparation and execution, while NileBlue is more off the cuff and unsafe.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 2 года назад +2069

      @@RUclipsPez One is red. The other is blue.

    • @YoutubePez
      @YoutubePez 2 года назад +380

      @@Mythraen Woah i didn't notice that!
      :|

  • @The_age_of_aquarius_
    @The_age_of_aquarius_ 2 года назад +57412

    Nile is the friend who’s always like “Do you guys dare me to eat this?” And everyone says no but he’s like “okay okay if you insist” and eats it anyways

    • @nizar8326
      @nizar8326 2 года назад +2824

      Everyone be: wtf, Nigel, no!
      Him: well, i guess i must

    • @cabbage5114
      @cabbage5114 2 года назад +249

      That's me

    • @yoshii8926
      @yoshii8926 2 года назад +160

      Thats me too fr fr

    • @yoshii8926
      @yoshii8926 2 года назад +569

      One time there was this girl who said if i try to eat a bar of soap she'd kiss me....and i did ate soap and she got concerned but didnt got that kiss lmao

    • @soggycheese8485
      @soggycheese8485 2 года назад +608

      @@yoshii8926 get played my man

  • @AmelityshTV
    @AmelityshTV 2 месяца назад +695

    NileRed is for feeling like you're learning from a smart guy, NileBlue is for feeling like you're learning from someone fuguring it out just like you

    • @padhakubaba8753
      @padhakubaba8753 13 дней назад +4

      Yea But NileBlue is More Reckless.. That's an Understatement....

    • @AmelityshTV
      @AmelityshTV 13 дней назад +1

      @padhakubaba8753 yes. That's the idea

    • @padhakubaba8753
      @padhakubaba8753 13 дней назад +1

      @@AmelityshTV And i don't mind it..

  • @almicc
    @almicc 2 года назад +11954

    I can't get over how the main channel is so professional and here, he's aggressively shaking and banging a blender on the table like a caveman trying to make the loud noises stop

    • @Smearwise
      @Smearwise 2 года назад +303

      that image made me chortle like a goddamn goblin. 10/10 comment

    • @thedailyshtbox8152
      @thedailyshtbox8152 2 года назад +94

      To bad he uploads like once a year on his main.

    • @jamineamina5429
      @jamineamina5429 2 года назад +129

      i almost teared up watching him pipe the chocolate into the mold too lmao. thatll turn any pro into a 12 year old 25:50

    • @araigumakiruno
      @araigumakiruno 2 года назад +94

      NileGreen - making a nuclear bomb in my backyard
      NileBlack - testing cyanide into my friends

    • @brilliant3645
      @brilliant3645 2 года назад +8

      @@jamineamina5429 it was poo

  • @tobygreppellini5960
    @tobygreppellini5960 Год назад +8743

    people like Nile are how humans discovered what food kills you and what doesn't....

    • @marsimplodation
      @marsimplodation Год назад +587

      I hate how acurate this is. This man just straight up drank rotten juice, told us it takes roten (like alkohol) and proceeds to take another sip

    • @exocat4164
      @exocat4164 Год назад +61

      I laughed way too hard at that

    • @Gomer._.
      @Gomer._. Год назад +47

      My guess is they fed it to their dogs or cattle, and possibly fed it to their children as even going into the modern day I know of people just trying random foods out they heard were great for development on their kids despite not ever growing up on or trying such a thing themselves. As insane as that sounds

    • @JKOOLDK
      @JKOOLDK Год назад +11

      Natural selection

    • @Doodle_Head
      @Doodle_Head Год назад

      Apparently people learned that pufferfish are toxic after Asian(?) fishermen would eat them without knowing how to clean the skin. Pufferfish produce a powerful neurotoxin called ttx.

  • @m_d_c_t
    @m_d_c_t 2 года назад +6789

    There's something amazing about how someone can be such a good chemist and have absolutely no idea what you do in a kitchen.

    • @PieMan061
      @PieMan061 2 года назад +256

      Tbf making chocolate by hand using everyday kitchenware your first time is not easy at all

    • @cd7677
      @cd7677 2 года назад +79

      Put ingredient in beaker, put it in a fancy machine
      Oh it tastes awful!

    • @madaxe79
      @madaxe79 2 года назад +38

      @@PieMan061 a bunch of stone aged people figured it out in a jungle with no equipment at all... can’t be hard at all, just trial and error to perfect it

    • @PieMan061
      @PieMan061 2 года назад +138

      @@madaxe79 Trial and error…you mean literally what we see in the video then.

    • @Henani1
      @Henani1 2 года назад +1

      i know right

  • @RogueAstro85
    @RogueAstro85 Месяц назад +311

    Nile will buy a $16,000 machine for one project but buys a $20 blender

  • @Noag42
    @Noag42 Год назад +5621

    He’s so eager for chocolate that he eats it in every step of the process of getting the chocolate

    • @mariachi560
      @mariachi560 Год назад +35

      😭😭😭😭

    • @paullilly-b5o
      @paullilly-b5o Год назад +1

      That juice he drank contains trace amounts of high grade methanol. Don't drink it IRL.

    • @Jackson-bh1jw
      @Jackson-bh1jw Год назад +12

      why you scrambled the cacao? clickbait....

    • @WockHardtAndPercs
      @WockHardtAndPercs Год назад +1

      @@Jackson-bh1jwnigga what?

    • @SaugataRoy.
      @SaugataRoy. Год назад +1

      Lmao​@@WockHardtAndPercs

  • @katunu6030
    @katunu6030 Год назад +3446

    I love how everyone is talking about him eating the cocao beans while they are also ignoring him straight up chucking a whole beaker across the room at a lost bean.

    • @Benscollection9139
      @Benscollection9139 Год назад +153

      I was slap happy and for some reason that made me die laughing

    • @Wynorrific
      @Wynorrific Год назад +48

      I thought that's how he rolls

    • @velverosa5217
      @velverosa5217 Год назад +188

      i was laughing so hard at the “nooohoo casualty *throws a fucking lightbulb at it* anyways-“

    • @bruhredsus08914
      @bruhredsus08914 Год назад +16

      Yeah it's pretty unexpected

    • @moose3306
      @moose3306 Год назад +14

      I love how I read this exactly when it happens

  • @frankl5963
    @frankl5963 2 года назад +2613

    Having tempered chocolate many times, I was both instantly horrified that you threw the paste in at 40c, and completely stumped at how you re-tempered broken chocolate. Well done.

    • @lastwymsi
      @lastwymsi 2 года назад +562

      Chemists man. They know secret black magic that us non chemist's cant even unlock.

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 2 года назад +75

      @@lastwymsi *Chemists

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 2 года назад +120

      @@jube8835 My intention is to help.

    • @diggysoze2897
      @diggysoze2897 2 года назад +75

      @frank L I’m confused how you believe you’ve ever tempered chocolate without bringing it past 104F/40C.
      It sounds like you’re using chocolate that’s already tempered, and only heating it up to working temperature, which is honestly the best way to do it.
      A third option is heating the bulk of the chocolate to 100F/39C and adding in ~10%+ of tempered chocolate to bring down the temperature and seed it with the proper crystals, which will cause the entire batch to auto-temper

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 2 года назад +30

      Task failed correctly

  • @axelgarcia2056
    @axelgarcia2056 Месяц назад +119

    For those curious, the slimy pulp in raw cacao pods is actually very sweet, and tastes surprisingly similar to soursop. Don't bite into the beans, tho, as they are incredibly bitter

    • @tracyracy
      @tracyracy Месяц назад +1

      I had a feeling it tasted similar to soursop, never actually tasted it though

    • @randomness_regularly
      @randomness_regularly 3 дня назад +1

      yeah, the white goop around the nibs is quite sweet, its a weird contrast to the bitterness of the nibs

  • @endermcetherman
    @endermcetherman 2 года назад +3901

    Nile Blue is the most confidently awkward person I have ever seen.
    Honestly it adds to the charm of the channel.

    • @eyeofcthulhu9602
      @eyeofcthulhu9602 2 года назад +30

      Why are you saying nile blue as if he's a different person than Nile red?

    • @ThoolooExpress
      @ThoolooExpress 2 года назад +6

      Nah, Nile Red is a deepfake.

    • @949brock
      @949brock 2 года назад +31

      @@eyeofcthulhu9602 nile red 9 month old recent upload

    • @eyeofcthulhu9602
      @eyeofcthulhu9602 2 года назад +6

      @@949brock yes and this is Nile blues first video in 9 months

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +28

      That's a great description.
      I also think of him as "quietly chaotic".

  • @kruksog
    @kruksog 2 года назад +3561

    As someone who has worked pastry, you actually did a great job tempering it. Tempering chocolate is famously difficult. For your first time, I'd say you nailed it.

    • @robertjohnpecayo8642
      @robertjohnpecayo8642 2 года назад +256

      having a sou vide machine that can accurately control temperature was key
      really hard to temper on stovetops, even with double boiler methods, managing heat/temp is where the problems start

    • @KonradSpringer
      @KonradSpringer 2 года назад +237

      You could say he NILED IT heheh heh he...

    • @jannepeltonen2036
      @jannepeltonen2036 2 года назад +49

      And then he put it into a fridge for a night - 15 min max is what I've learned. It didn't seem to destroy it though, so maybe it wasn't that bad :)

    • @afifahragnvindr
      @afifahragnvindr 2 года назад +10

      @@KonradSpringer omg- 👏

    • @josephray3856
      @josephray3856 2 года назад +25

      I was about to say the same thing. I myself have never made chocolate, but ive been obsessed with the process of it for years. When I heard that snap I was like he did great!

  • @archivethearchives
    @archivethearchives 2 года назад +5906

    NileBlue is NileRed’s mischievous twin that somehow keeps finding ways to break into the lab and keeps misusing the equipment, breaking things, and leaving messes.

  • @earlofnacho
    @earlofnacho 3 месяца назад +243

    It would be cool if y’all also made the drink, xocolatl, that ancient Aztecs used the fruit for (although I know this was a year ago, js). iirc it’s basically the beans mixed with water, chili peppers, and a bunch of other spices and was considered a luxury drink for nobility.
    Fun fact: some ancient mesoamerican cultures also used raw beans as currency

    • @outdoordaily6463
      @outdoordaily6463 Месяц назад

      My vagina hurts, my dad puts broken glass in it and I think it’s infected now cuz it stings really bad. What do I do?

    • @bigboybastard7162
      @bigboybastard7162 Месяц назад

      Look up "cooking history with max miller" hes made it before.

  • @CaptainTak
    @CaptainTak Год назад +5532

    NileRed: "Whatever you do, do not eat or drink anything while in a lab."
    NileBlue: "should i taste it"

    • @Pain_Ito
      @Pain_Ito Год назад +79

      yeah like that’s the first rule when you enter a chemistry lesson, i remember when i read this on the first page

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +186

      NileGreen: uranium fuel rod deep-throat challenge

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 Год назад +36

      @@Pain_ItoWell, it’s not chemistry, it’s cooking. If you can’t eat something you made in a kitchen means there’s a real problem.

    • @meep1174
      @meep1174 Год назад +23

      @@azlanadil3646 I mean, no. I'm sure tasting things that aren't food ingredients is considerably more dangerous, but just because I can use flour and chicken to make a tasty dish that doesn't meant it's fine to be eating those ingredients before they've been cooked.

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 Год назад +8

      @@meep1174 I don’t know. I mean it’s a fruit.

  • @ImCelticlol
    @ImCelticlol 2 года назад +7613

    Nile: Turns literal PLASTIC glove into drinkable, grape soda.
    Also Nile: Man, chocolate production really is weird huh

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 года назад +184

      I mean, they just make it from fruit, using ordinary processes? I would've expected cocoa was created with a chemical reaction involving wooden sticks.

    • @Splarkszter
      @Splarkszter 2 года назад +17

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 why someone would eat wood

    • @thelol6802
      @thelol6802 2 года назад

      @@Splarkszter it's kinda tasty if you don't mind your insides being penetrated by broken wood.

    • @kgb4150
      @kgb4150 2 года назад +121

      @@Splarkszter There are many people that eat wood for a living, you know.

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 2 года назад +31

      tbf turning plastic gloves into grape soda is not usually how they do it, it's meant to be weird lol

  • @wilmofosho
    @wilmofosho Месяц назад +16

    When you snapped it i actually nodded my head in approval. When we did chocolate in culinary school it was a nightmare of chemistry. Everything has to be the right temp and and time and its so finikey. Well done

  • @pykeselslayer
    @pykeselslayer 2 года назад +4216

    I love how someone so good at chemistry seems completely terrified using basic kitchen appliances 😂😂

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 года назад

      Seriously… like.. please use a cutting board wtf is wrong with you. I love this guy but I feel bad for the SO he cooks for…

    • @sinchrotron
      @sinchrotron 2 года назад +49

      Mom cooks...

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 2 года назад +169

      especially the mortar and pestle,, which is technology that has existed like nearly as long as humans have

    • @binimbap
      @binimbap 2 года назад +250

      the downside of being good at chemistry is knowing exactly how much you can fk up seemingly simple procedures like heating

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 2 года назад +41

      @@evie5375 which is also a tool used for chemistry

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 2 года назад +1442

    You did a REALLY good job tempering it, non-tempered chocolate won't snap at all, it will bend because it's pliable, your stuff was tempered to perfection

    • @Platypi007
      @Platypi007 2 года назад +118

      The magic of sous vide tempering!

    • @bwood6337
      @bwood6337 2 года назад +39

      Nile accidently discovering the deep secrets of chocolate.

    • @DrakyHRT
      @DrakyHRT 2 года назад +41

      Not perfection, but it was really good tempering, i've seen better, but for his 1st attempt this was excellent.

    • @RandooGaming
      @RandooGaming 2 года назад +8

      Its 99.1% tempered

    • @QuackZack
      @QuackZack 2 года назад +5

      @@DrakyHRT Tempering chocolate is a solid pain in the ass. Check binging with babish, dude's a full time chef and cooks for living and he was struggling left and right. The sous vide method was smart. He didn't get perfect shiny chocolate but it was tempered and had a nice snap.

  • @Cadence1986
    @Cadence1986 Год назад +3589

    Whenever I bake I find workarounds to not use the equipment they need, Nile finds workarounds to use equipment the recipe doesn’t ask for.

    • @PumpyGT
      @PumpyGT Год назад +42

      Extra stepping the chocolate

    • @Thewaterspirit57
      @Thewaterspirit57 Год назад +3

      You can’t really do that for the chocolate. You’re basically processing a raw material into something refined.

  • @superawesome77
    @superawesome77 5 месяцев назад +126

    9:34 the "back to spreading my seeds" IS KILLING ME HAHAH

  • @sabotower1792
    @sabotower1792 2 года назад +5885

    Nile: Doesn’t think the stinkiest chemical in the world smells that bad
    Also Nile: Gags putting a piece of a cacao fruit in his mouth

  • @littlespanky1306
    @littlespanky1306 Год назад +3379

    NileRed: always so precise and professional
    NileBlue: *karate chops fruit*

  • @Svizcov
    @Svizcov 2 года назад +2113

    Nile: Is a professional chemist with a degree, amazes people online with his knowledge daily.
    Also Nile: "So apparently chocolate comes from a fruit?!"

    • @desirient
      @desirient 2 года назад +15

      i mean he’s not a biologist

    • @zeus982
      @zeus982 2 года назад +33

      @@desirient neither am I, but any person who got through high school AND college should know chocolate comes from cocoa beans

    • @ack7956
      @ack7956 2 года назад +51

      @@zeus982 Everyone knows chocolate comes from cocoa beans. That's not the part that shocked Nile. The part that shocked him was that the beans were in such an odd fruit. You suddenly started arguing some different thing unrelated to what you said previously and it's really weird lol

    • @snowstormsunscarface
      @snowstormsunscarface 2 года назад +5

      man hasn't watched Willy Wonka

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 2 года назад +5

      @@ack7956 And you're arguing with two people you think are one person and it's really weird

  • @blindfire765
    @blindfire765 2 месяца назад +41

    After watching this i realize i dont necessarily watch nile for the content (although this vid was great!) i watch the guy for his character. Him and his cameraman always seem to have a good time and it takes u away from all the seriousness of irl!

  • @angeloid_
    @angeloid_ 2 года назад +3314

    Nigel is the kind of person to ask "Do you dare me to eat this?" And then not wait for an answer.

    • @thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038
      @thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 2 года назад +4

      The misused big term Angel must be edited out - big terms cannot be misused in names etc, and such terms only reflect me!

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 2 года назад +89

      @@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 you might want to tell your therapist about this

    • @campcampcamp
      @campcampcamp 2 года назад +32

      ​@@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038
      Don't see angel in your name so idk if it does lol

    • @goxlr
      @goxlr 2 года назад +5

      i see what you did there

    • @pigeon2806
      @pigeon2806 2 года назад +8

      You straight stole this comment

  • @horizodawn
    @horizodawn 2 года назад +6913

    Love how he just tries everything even if it's raw and looks disgusting 😂

    • @blazintwenties7657
      @blazintwenties7657 2 года назад +475

      He even tried the damn fermentation water 😭

    • @pigeonshit440
      @pigeonshit440 2 года назад +301

      it's honestly a miracle that he's survived this long lol

    • @martijnt1353
      @martijnt1353 2 года назад +103

      Yea i love how he tries eating it at every step to see how its slowly converting into the product we all know and love! 🤓😂

    • @horizodawn
      @horizodawn 2 года назад +93

      @@blazintwenties7657 I physically gagged when I saw this 💀

    • @Camera-Guy_ODST
      @Camera-Guy_ODST 2 года назад +6

      @@blazintwenties7657 Pruno in a Nutshell

  • @gortissmort8862
    @gortissmort8862 2 года назад +5244

    The part where he throws the glass at the random bean he kicked away caught me so off guard lmao💀💀💀

    • @kemby9037
      @kemby9037 2 года назад +205

      if you pay mega attention; it's a lightbulb from right in front of him. he even moved the empty box after

    • @narhwallord6985
      @narhwallord6985 2 года назад +165

      Bruh, I scrolled down while watching.
      I was wondering, "what the hell does this comment even mean?" Then immediately a bean falls and he throws the glass at it lol

    • @MegidolErin
      @MegidolErin 2 года назад +73

      For anyone wondering, 10:54

    • @Michael-ex9uo
      @Michael-ex9uo 2 года назад +75

      I literally burst out laughing, it was so unexpected

    • @daphrog
      @daphrog 2 года назад +1

      Gort

  • @thewidow7864
    @thewidow7864 2 месяца назад +17

    Here in Spain you can buy bottles of 100% cocoa powder. I usually dissolve it in milk as a breakfast. It is hard to dissolve but it's a healthier alternative to commercial malted drinks. It is OK for that cocoa powder to be bitter because pure chocolate does taste a little bitter, kind of reminds me of coffee. What I didn't know is that I could've been making homemade chocolate with it this whole time!

  • @sunnyquinn3888
    @sunnyquinn3888 2 года назад +3564

    Making chocolate is such a complicated process with so many different steps, it's an absolute miracle that anyone ever figured it out.

    • @blueisasomedancer
      @blueisasomedancer 2 года назад +620

      I mean the fruit grows in tropical climates so it's entirely possible this process was discovered after a fruit fell on the ground and fermented itself for a couple days and then was broken open and naturally dried out in the sun.

    • @pbase36
      @pbase36 2 года назад +297

      What the first responder said, and we're also seeing the end result of probably a couple hundred years of Mayan trial and error.

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 2 года назад +198

      @@blueisasomedancer
      And roasting different types of beans is also an ancient technique shared by almost all cultures. The powder of those roasted Coco beans put into water was then usually as far as it went, at least pre colonial age. If you experiment with adding that stuff to pastries, straight up adding sugar and a bit of fat isn't that much of a stretch afterwards

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 2 года назад +83

      Chocolate was originally a drink, not the stuff we know today.

    • @arankah.9350
      @arankah.9350 2 года назад +28

      @@blueisasomedancerit was probably observed a few times I know some tribes in South America also ferment stuff by putting large leaves on it and leaving it in the sun … which again doesn’t seem like such a big stretch in a heavily forested area to occur naturally…

  • @Your_Future_Overlord
    @Your_Future_Overlord 2 года назад +3685

    Nigel: *astonished that chocolate comes from a fruit and finds that so weird*
    Also Nigel: *literally makes HOT SAUCE out of GLOVES AND VANILLA*

    • @roterex9115
      @roterex9115 2 года назад +104

      Wait you don't make your chocolate from solo cups

    • @remanjecarter2787
      @remanjecarter2787 2 года назад +13

      Some things are just much better known

    • @lowercase_E
      @lowercase_E 2 года назад +22

      @@roterex9115 I make mine from gasoline

    • @lowercase_E
      @lowercase_E 2 года назад +13

      @walmartmarine I also make mine from the souls of orphans

    • @vladlovga8849
      @vladlovga8849 2 года назад +8

      ​@@lowercase_E yeah, just solidify them, and they are good to go. But i like to add some milk and sugar to them and it's perfect

  • @Sanity016
    @Sanity016 2 года назад +1202

    I've watched several other creators make chocolate in the past and this was actually _really_ impressive. especially that you were able to temper the chocolate properly which is a common struggle.

    • @buckfutter99
      @buckfutter99 2 года назад +64

      He’s a great chemist. That’s all this is. Very impressive indeed.

    • @zzzyyyxxx
      @zzzyyyxxx 2 года назад +110

      The sous vide makes it much easier because you can precisely control the temperature. Doing it on a stove like most people do is why tempering often fails, because you can't control the temperature as easily.

    • @chedisLoL
      @chedisLoL 2 года назад +15

      Well yeah. Sous vide is the only consistent way to do this.

    • @YaBoiBigNutz
      @YaBoiBigNutz 2 года назад +5

      I find it super funny how hard tempering chocolate is because I often do it by mistake when melting chocolate for ice cream or other desserts. I fully know if I tried to ever do it I would fail but it happens like 8/10 times accidently

    • @danielf3623
      @danielf3623 2 года назад +6

      Following instructions and semi-complex processes is sort of a basic chemist's skill. With a sous vide that's all tempering is.

  • @DangerGoose_0
    @DangerGoose_0 4 месяца назад +15

    The way the cameraman reacts when he pours the chocolate into the mold the first time tells you everything lol

  • @goldennugget2984
    @goldennugget2984 8 месяцев назад +3150

    I find it absolutely insane how we as a society see Vanilla and Chocolate, 2 flavours created from super weird exotic plants to be the basic flavours

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom 7 месяцев назад +167

      Well, yeah. Regardless of their origins, those flavors have become so easily attainable in the modern world that they have become regarded the basic flavors. They’re also fairly simple flavors that are easy to combine with other flavors, so they’re regarded as basic.

    • @monsieurcommissaire1628
      @monsieurcommissaire1628 7 месяцев назад +62

      Yes! With Chocolate, the process with which we eventually arrive at the familiar finished product is absurdly elaborate; I mean, not exactly something that could've been an accidental discovery...

    • @misteral9045
      @misteral9045 6 месяцев назад +17

      How to tell me you don't cook.

    • @jimralston4789
      @jimralston4789 5 месяцев назад +40

      Black pepper is another. How did we end up with salt and pepper be the most common seasonings.

    • @D0NCH33T0
      @D0NCH33T0 5 месяцев назад +60

      ​@@jimralston4789well salt is kinda basic at least. It's just boiled Ocean juice.

  • @gfhrtshergheghegewgewgew1730
    @gfhrtshergheghegewgewgew1730 2 года назад +1497

    honestly the super grainy pre-tempered dark chocolate fudge looked the tastiest to me, yet somehow it's the one thing you didn't actually try when you had the chance to

    • @Leveronicus
      @Leveronicus 2 года назад +58

      Nutella.

    • @Sea_witch_
      @Sea_witch_ 2 года назад +102

      The 1st time i did it too it came out just the same, and honestly it felt pretty bad. It's not a grainy type of "chew it and it will disolve" type of grainy texture, it's more of a full on beach sand with powdered coco taste, it obstructs the pure chocolate flavor. So eventually it is necessary to dissolve it better.

    • @SomePeopleCallMe
      @SomePeopleCallMe 2 года назад

      this mf wants to eat the turd 💀

    • @yessir6427
      @yessir6427 2 года назад

      ok weirdo

  • @akapoop06
    @akapoop06 2 года назад +1237

    You are better at finding instructions on to make wood transparent than you are at how to make chocolate hahaha.

    • @KnitBrain
      @KnitBrain 2 года назад +25

      Everyone has a first time

  • @aracelylopezpsyd5794
    @aracelylopezpsyd5794 5 месяцев назад +38

    Chocolate Making: humans spend centuries evolving methods for processing the Cacao bean & making "Chocolate" the yummy treat we know & love today.
    Chocolate Makers: spend their entire lives learning about how the Cacao beans are processed, & mastering the art of producing a "good" chocolate bar.
    NILE: Says he couldn't find much information to help him make his own chocolate, decides to "wing it" 🤣 (Exactly why I am officially subscribed to this channel...this guy does not realize what he's getting into...this video is gonna be funny!)

  • @Ordolph
    @Ordolph 2 года назад +638

    Nigel, tempering chocolate is difficult even for experienced people using ingredients from the grocery store, you did an excellent job tempering the chocolate.

    • @quackatit
      @quackatit 2 года назад +18

      Easier when you put already tempered chocolate in it.

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 года назад +34

      @@quackatit why would he do this when alot of his videos are failures experiment wise?

    • @quackatit
      @quackatit 2 года назад +6

      @@amp4105 i wasn't implying that nile should've done that

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 года назад +5

      @@quackatit oh mb i read that wrong, you were implying that people making psuedo-homemade chocolate are using ingredients that make it way easier?

    • @conancorcoran5367
      @conancorcoran5367 2 года назад +21

      He's probably had a lot of experience with precisely heating things

  • @ItsShatter
    @ItsShatter Год назад +837

    What I’ve learned is that if Nile says “it’s not that bad” don’t believe him!
    And if he says something IS bad, then it is probably truly horrendous.

    • @mariannatatarska1140
      @mariannatatarska1140 10 месяцев назад +17

      he hates oysters and shrimp tho so i don't know if you're completely right

  • @Rhoasckm
    @Rhoasckm 2 года назад +1410

    Nile gives off such a sheer vibe of "Fuck it, why not" and I'm beginning to wonder if that's just part of the requirements to be a chemist

    • @MiiUTheFirst
      @MiiUTheFirst 2 года назад +168

      As some dude somewhere once said, "the only difference between fucking around and science is documentation"

    • @catz_circus
      @catz_circus 2 года назад +19

      @@MiiUTheFirst I love that

    • @crumbopulis
      @crumbopulis 2 года назад +18

      @@MiiUTheFirst it was the myth buster dude, Adam I think

    • @DiegoMartinezCoria
      @DiegoMartinezCoria 2 года назад +21

      STEM has always had a 'hold my beer' streak.

    • @it_steatime
      @it_steatime 2 года назад +15

      As fellow chemistry student I can definitely agree that in fact this is exact thought process I do before lab project

  • @vulcan4d
    @vulcan4d 2 месяца назад +51

    What is mind blowing is that someone found this gross fruit, and somehow magically developed the steps to turn it into delicious chocolate.....what the fruit

  • @mikehunt42069
    @mikehunt42069 2 года назад +477

    When ground by a mill it will obviously get less grainy/finer grain, but it also helps extract more of the oils from the cocoa. That may be why you need additional butter to reach the desired consistency.

    • @mfaizsyahmi
      @mfaizsyahmi 2 года назад +26

      Yeah. In the end he has, like, three times the amount of cocoa butter per chocolate.

  • @samanthaprzybylski5526
    @samanthaprzybylski5526 Год назад +1564

    When it's so horrifying you just cannot look away. That cacao was abused in ways unimaginable. It's poetic how the chocolate still came out from it, forged in ways unthinkable, yet still sweet to the world.

    • @samanthaprzybylski5526
      @samanthaprzybylski5526 Год назад +153

      I spoke too soon

    • @nightshadekelly
      @nightshadekelly Год назад +17

      Lmao

    • @joyshreve1621
      @joyshreve1621 Год назад +56

      I love how you can tell he did minimal research and just went for it

    • @dStreSd
      @dStreSd Год назад +28

      I love how long he spent trying to fix the "it's too paste-y/coarse" issue; when it really just needed a finer grind

  • @SeaLevelTZ
    @SeaLevelTZ 2 года назад +1218

    I love how this channel has gone from chemistry to overly complicated cooking tutorial.

  • @Littleham117
    @Littleham117 2 месяца назад +14

    3:50 "You want to destroy the baby?" "Yes."

  • @TaratheTigerShark
    @TaratheTigerShark Год назад +3571

    NileRed: tastes his experiments ONLY if he's sure its edible
    NileBlue: tastes everything no matter if it could be poisonous
    Edit: holy f*ck so many likes

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal Год назад +14

      why is your profile pic a low-res pic of a 200 czech crown mark im so confused

    • @TaratheTigerShark
      @TaratheTigerShark Год назад +42

      @@paadoxal because it can and i made this account when i was 10 or smth like that

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov Год назад +9

      And yet he doesn't taste the chocolate paste

    • @dangernoodle8813
      @dangernoodle8813 Год назад +4

      basically guys in a nutshell

    • @ImMatthewGodzilla
      @ImMatthewGodzilla Год назад +4

      Taste test.

  • @gwenturo9550
    @gwenturo9550 2 года назад +839

    I had noticed this in a lot of Niles videos, but it's just now really hitting me how much joy he gets from making giant messes, and just how much he loves all things grotesque and repulsive. It's pretty refreshing

    • @ripfrickingben
      @ripfrickingben 2 года назад +13

      especially at 10:49 lmao

    • @gwenturo9550
      @gwenturo9550 2 года назад +1

      @@ripfrickingben I loved that part

    • @labzz8768
      @labzz8768 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/3FDMdCuKaQk/видео.html

    • @ohshiditsgriff2793
      @ohshiditsgriff2793 2 года назад +5

      Mad scientist energy

    • @gwenturo9550
      @gwenturo9550 2 года назад +2

      @@ohshiditsgriff2793 I aspire to have that myself! :D

  • @Arrowed_Sparrow
    @Arrowed_Sparrow 2 года назад +1203

    For your first time making chocolate you did a pretty damn good job. I doubt you'll do this again but if you do I would recommend lowering the roast temp by 15° on every stage but keep the same times. Also after adding the sugar/milk powder and butter, use the blender to make it into a paste. Then use the mortar and pestle to get rid of the grainy texture, doing this also removes some of the volatiles that make it bitter. I recommend doing this for at least 30 to 45 min. Even if you don't mind the texture, it will help improve the taste. This was an awesome video and I still can believe you sipped the fermented juices.... 🤢

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 2 года назад

      Nigel is unhinged like that.

    • @sweetheartsz
      @sweetheartsz 2 года назад +26

      the juices are so tasty what do u mean

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 года назад +12

      You should've told Nile that earlier!

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 2 года назад +8

      Aren't you supposed to melt the cocoa butter first?

    • @milan8037
      @milan8037 2 года назад +6

      About the mortar and pestle: I made chocolate a few times (I bought the dried cocoa beans, not the fruit though), and I skipped that step because I'm lazy. I actually figured I liked it a lot more because of the texture and the bit different taste that comes with it - so I guess it's a preference thing? Although I guess I winged a lot of things in my attempts.

  • @BigBladeFan
    @BigBladeFan 2 месяца назад +8

    You literally can’t get any better than that. That’s not just above average that’s just it, that’s as good as chocolate will get.

  • @jambott5520
    @jambott5520 2 года назад +1223

    So much chaotic energy in this video. From the repeated taste tests to the glass that was thrown for some reason when he kicked away the casualties. I love it.

    • @benyed1636
      @benyed1636 2 года назад +4

      @@Dont_click_this_profil3 ok

    • @johneden938
      @johneden938 2 года назад +4

      Probably some leftover beaker

    • @BlueDogXL
      @BlueDogXL 2 года назад +9

      personally i think one of the beakers from that video was transported through time and space to condemn the fallen

    • @birdwatcher1337
      @birdwatcher1337 2 года назад +2

      I'm actually pretty sure it was a light bulb, which is somehow worse, lmao.

    • @ChaseWeeks
      @ChaseWeeks 2 года назад

      Slightly more tame Nile green

  • @SleepyFunkin
    @SleepyFunkin Год назад +6389

    NileRed: actually competent
    NileBlue: chaotic cooking show
    NileGreen: hi guys today I made a nuke in my backyard-
    edit: ok, so, after a few months of this comment being up, through the notifications, i slowly realized there's a whole ass NileFamily composed of 9+ channels

    • @kellithompson7686
      @kellithompson7686 Год назад +255

      NilePink: hated for some reason

    • @SleepyFunkin
      @SleepyFunkin Год назад +66

      @@kellithompson7686 wait there's a pink one?

    • @kellithompson7686
      @kellithompson7686 Год назад +39

      Its ytp

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 Год назад +195

      ​@@SleepyFunkin the pink one is most likely to cook blue crystal meth

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower Год назад +31

      @@SleepyFunkin By that implication, you're saying there's a green one.

  • @irissupercoolsy
    @irissupercoolsy 2 года назад +2728

    Nigel: *makes the beans roast until they are black*
    Also Nigel: surprised when they taste burned

    • @hellothere3038
      @hellothere3038 2 года назад +188

      He literally said multiple times that they looked a bit burnt only to continue roasting them how was he surprised

    • @bata9064
      @bata9064 2 года назад +41

      Yup, but it is supposed to be like that, the process is right ._.)

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 2 года назад +37

      @@hellothere3038 hahaha imagine if he did that with toxic chemicals "it looks a bit burned but give me the flamethrower"

    • @QuackZack
      @QuackZack 2 года назад +8

      I have a very similar toaster oven model and it runs 25-45 F hotter depending on the intensity of temp you set it on and bakes food VERY fast, like scary fast, like burn your shit before you can blink fast. He should've dropped it by another 25 F and shorten the time some.

    • @YoonMint
      @YoonMint 2 года назад +1

      that's how the process supposed to be, like coffee

  • @Disisdabeast
    @Disisdabeast Месяц назад +4

    8:40 probably tasted like orange juice because the pulp/white goopy outside of Cacao tastes pretty sweet and tangy like an orange!

  • @andrewphi4958
    @andrewphi4958 Год назад +4564

    Nile: gets sterile dishes, puts on gloves, protective glasses, HEV suit
    Also Nile: puts the substance into mouth and tastes it :)

    • @Grocel512
      @Grocel512 Год назад +70

      No HEV suit without a crowbar

    • @Nightguard6139
      @Nightguard6139 Год назад +5

      Assured safety 👌my catchphrase

    • @st.haborym
      @st.haborym Год назад +59

      I mean, we're talking about the guy who made actual literal poisonous gas to see if he could smell it

    • @ProtoHadron
      @ProtoHadron Год назад +14

      Welcome to the H.E.V Chocolate Making System

    • @chosos_man
      @chosos_man Год назад

      which nile red or blue-

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 2 года назад +1267

    Trust me, even as a plant nerd I find cacao to be pretty damn weird. Its cauliflorous too (the fruits grow on the trunk and large branches) which makes it extra strange.
    p.s. you should totally try extracting some wacky phytochemicals. There's a nearly unlimited amount of unique things you could try with this concept. Hell, you could even try to convert theobromine into caffeine!

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 2 года назад +34

      the theobromine caffeine conversion is a pretty simple. it’s a very basic one step reaction

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 года назад +67

      @@ExternusArmy Yes, theobromine is the precursor to caffeine, its how even plants produce the stuff. But extracting it, and finding out what to actually _do_ with the caffeine might be fun. Or just part of a longer video about phytochemicals.

    • @BadMax02_VR
      @BadMax02_VR 2 года назад +30

      ahh yes, that way NileGreen can finally satisfy his Caffein addiction :D

    • @meloncholy428
      @meloncholy428 2 года назад +2

      That's a great idea, hopefully he sees this.

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 2 года назад +8

      so that's what jabuticabas are, cauliflorous..
      I was just wondering this the other day, it's really weird to see fruit just popping out the trunk, almost seems like it grows as if it was trying to make you look like a liar when you tell others about how it grows

  • @saffronevans3665
    @saffronevans3665 2 года назад +791

    Having only watched NileRed, this shift in character was insane to me- I kept expecting you to say something about calculating wastage at each step or something and you didnt and I was confused as to what alternate universe video I had stumbled upon. It was hilarious and I kept laughing out loud at how perplexed you were at each step, plus the human shit looking chocolate you squeezed out the bag the first time nearly killed me

    • @RedHair651
      @RedHair651 2 года назад +94

      wait till you find out about NileGreen

    • @saffronevans3665
      @saffronevans3665 2 года назад +38

      @@RedHair651 Nile WHAT

    • @Anna-pj8te
      @Anna-pj8te 2 года назад +16

      Same, I began laughing again when I read this comment.

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 2 года назад +10

      @@RedHair651 which isn't actually owned by or ran by Nigel

    • @thegoodwin
      @thegoodwin 2 года назад +9

      Yes, NileRed has "blue-shifted" into NileBlue.

  • @d_rivadeneyra
    @d_rivadeneyra Месяц назад +10

    Nilered: Turning plastic into cinnamon sounds reasonable
    Nileblue: Turning fruit into chocolate is insane.

  • @Achromatic_0
    @Achromatic_0 2 года назад +854

    i love this style of content, no music in the background, not too much editing and it doesnt feel too professional. feels like im just messing around with my friends

    • @yuchien_huang
      @yuchien_huang 2 года назад +28

      Yeah and it actually gave me some 2012 RUclips vibe

    • @Achromatic_0
      @Achromatic_0 2 года назад +12

      @@yuchien_huang yeah same. it was absolutely worth 35 minutes of my life lol. honestly miss those times, but them being in the past just makes them feel even better, because they remind you of the good old times when everything was much simpler

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 2 года назад +5

      Welcome to NileBlue :) It's NileRed but without the professionality and... instructions and stuff

    • @notveryartificial4486
      @notveryartificial4486 2 года назад +4

      Except your friends here have a chemical degree and a full lab of professional equipment :D

    • @averagehummus
      @averagehummus 2 года назад

      Just like ASMR

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 2 года назад +875

    NileBlue: *Goes through the entire process of making chocolate from scratch*
    NileBlue after making it: "Just tastes like chocolate."

    • @Kaal_do_Olaak
      @Kaal_do_Olaak 2 года назад +36

      If I made it, I'd take that as a compliment

  • @yeast7244
    @yeast7244 2 года назад +744

    I love how much research he does before a chemical experiment but when he sees chocolate he does none at all

    • @wpc456cpw
      @wpc456cpw 2 года назад +18

      He did a little! There just wasn’t a lot of info apparently……

    • @yan7266
      @yan7266 2 года назад +26

      @@wpc456cpw actually there's a lot of info he doesn't research enough. Even here on RUclips are tutorials making chocolate from scratch in a better way

    • @wpc456cpw
      @wpc456cpw 2 года назад +3

      @@yan7266 that’s a very good point lol. But still, he didn’t do “none at all” 🤣

    • @hyperitalia6368
      @hyperitalia6368 2 года назад +16

      Chocolate doesn't tend to release noxious fumes or explode if you do a step wrong 😂

    • @sspectre8217
      @sspectre8217 2 года назад +4

      Also, coming from a cocoa producing country, there’s not much research about making chocolate in general. There’s some guidelines for making a chocolate feel fancier but everyone’s really just winging it or doing what already works

  • @simeongroeneveld2000
    @simeongroeneveld2000 2 месяца назад +14

    31:24 A true scientist at heart

  • @balddad4202
    @balddad4202 Год назад +3736

    Nile the only kind of guy to replace a table instead of cleaning it.

    • @samuraidriver4x4
      @samuraidriver4x4 11 месяцев назад +72

      He didn't even replace it, he put another top on top of it.

    • @deadandrotting
      @deadandrotting 11 месяцев назад +134

      with the amount chemicals he handles(spills) daily i think its natural for him lmfao

    • @bldgl8723
      @bldgl8723 10 месяцев назад +13

      Kentucky Ballistics style xD

    • @angelostark1847
      @angelostark1847 10 месяцев назад +9

      I was just about to say "Have you heard of Kentucky Ballistics?" :')

    • @samuraidriver4x4
      @samuraidriver4x4 10 месяцев назад

      @@angelostark1847 nacho cheese 😁

  • @supershot833
    @supershot833 2 года назад +562

    The chaotic energy he has on this channel does not feel like he’s the same guy on NileRed

    • @watema3381
      @watema3381 2 года назад +34

      He forgor the password to the main channel

    • @russiangoose7053
      @russiangoose7053 2 года назад +39

      Nile green has rubbed off on him

    • @VCV95
      @VCV95 2 года назад +5

      This is the real Nile Colorman.

    • @ChapsterBapaster
      @ChapsterBapaster 2 года назад

      @@watema3381 no he said he’d move to a different channel in another workspace

  • @bryanheredia887
    @bryanheredia887 2 года назад +2383

    It's so interesting to see someone that's never been introduced to making your own chocolate. I am from Ecuador where we are used to making our own and it's just a common knowledge thing, and everyone does it VERY differently. In my opinion the drying process is the key, we usually just put it on the side of the road for days!

    • @ayuna_chisuke.X_x
      @ayuna_chisuke.X_x 2 года назад +94

      ngl that sounds v cool

    • @dest3005
      @dest3005 2 года назад +16

      I'm from Ecuador too!

    • @kowhaifan1249
      @kowhaifan1249 2 года назад +6

      What’s your process?

    • @foopooz
      @foopooz 2 года назад +5

      That's so neat! I've never seen chocolate making from fruit either.

    • @bryanheredia887
      @bryanheredia887 2 года назад +69

      @@kowhaifan1249 basically the Fermentation and Drying process happens on the side of the road, the beans are just spread out and just wait untill it's a bright yellow

  • @Chevifier
    @Chevifier 2 месяца назад +19

    4:26 everything reminds me of her...😂😂

  • @williamm8069
    @williamm8069 2 года назад +1249

    I live on a small cacao farm in Colombia and it was amusing to watch you make chocolate. Please do a part II with more chemistry of chocolate. Talk about theobromine (similar to its cousin caffeine), PEA (love drug) and polymorphism of the cocoa butter (6 different forms). Fermentation is usually first anaerobic (usually 2 days) followed by aerobic fermention for few days more including stirring or moving the beans. You can temper with cocoa silk (pretempered cocoa butter 24 hrs in a sous vide) and add to the melted chocolate at 93°F (easier for small batches). You can even extract the cocoa butter with a screw impeller press. There is a new process of raw cacao chemically altered called ruby chocolate that maintains/ locks in the original ruby color before roasting. Finally, you could mention dutch processed chocolate (increased pH) changes flavor and color for use in chocolate drinks. The fermented juice tastes like Champagne to me. The white pulp is usually sucked on here in Colombia and has a delicate and sweet vanilla taste. I agree with so many other viewers that you are amazing with chem glassware and setups but in the kitchen you have a different personality - that of a frustrated gorilla tossing the cacao pods, throwing glassware and winnowing the shells all over the place (out of character, but you were having fun) Cheers. If you want to learn how to make chocolate from another chemist check out the Chocolate Alchemist.

    • @cphangb6863
      @cphangb6863 Год назад +45

      I think Nile is too traumatized by this experience to make a part 2 🤣

    • @SaturnSlayer98
      @SaturnSlayer98 Год назад +4

      @@arenbalanian8137well they said they do live on a cacao farm

    • @Jkb2002
      @Jkb2002 Год назад +12

      @@arenbalanian8137 they probably make it and know a lot about it to be effective at their job

    • @Varrbariouss
      @Varrbariouss Год назад +2

      I wonder if he saw this! I want him to do it better😂

    • @jonathancormack
      @jonathancormack Год назад +4

      @@arenbalanian8137 if you read the first sentence, HE LIVES ON A CACAO FARM

  • @zeynepcamgoz9657
    @zeynepcamgoz9657 2 года назад +643

    NileBlue is such a fine contrast to the cold professionalism of NileRed, from squishing gooey cocoa seeds to throwing glassware on fallen seeds due to sloppy mixing... Love. It.

    • @the8thark
      @the8thark 2 года назад +7

      How does NileGreen compare?

    • @zeynepcamgoz9657
      @zeynepcamgoz9657 2 года назад +9

      @@the8thark oh that's a shitshow from start to finish :D

    • @DelightfullyRaging
      @DelightfullyRaging 2 года назад

      @@Dont_click_this_profil3 ok

  • @artsnfarts
    @artsnfarts 2 года назад +496

    I love the fact that you immediately know he isn't a cook and this is being done with literally only a science background

  • @BlackwaterPark4
    @BlackwaterPark4 2 дня назад +2

    What's crazy is how someone disocovered if you do all this shit with cacao it makes something delicious.

  • @sialuArtscat
    @sialuArtscat 2 года назад +2629

    as a chocolate maker, who's just spent the past two months learning the bean-to-bar process, this was both hilarious and stressful to see
    you did in fact burn most your beans, but you did well in grabbing the less burnt ones
    it would have been a lot easier if you had used a melanger, cause you'd only have had to put the nibs (slowly first) and later on the sugar and cacao butter (melted first) and it would have mixed in a lot easier (the reason it wasn't liquefying 20:11 was lack of heat)
    I found it rather awesome that you noticed that even though it's dark chocolate, the first one you did also reminded you of the milk one. that is because the way big industries process the beans makes the chocolate even more bitter than it already is (and takes away the undertones of where the cacao was made, or how it was fermented)

    • @granthoover9045
      @granthoover9045 2 года назад +61

      I’m curious what your involvement is in chocolate. Do you make it for niche boutique shops or a large manufacturer or what?

    • @sialuArtscat
      @sialuArtscat 2 года назад +135

      @@granthoover9045 still a very small thing, been doing mostly pralines and the like; however I wanted to know more (and eventually venture into chocolate sculpture) so I've been interning at a mid-sized manufacturer's lab; and he does the entire process, from working with the people growing the trees and fermenting the beans, all the way to making the chocolate and selling his own products
      industry, instead of toasting the cacao beans, alkalinizes them

    • @granthoover9045
      @granthoover9045 2 года назад +44

      @@sialuArtscat love that when people are a part of the process from seed to finished product. Very cool.

    • @thepresident2781
      @thepresident2781 2 года назад +5

      Do you imply dutch process?

    • @sialuArtscat
      @sialuArtscat 2 года назад +24

      @@thepresident2781 yes I was, I had forgotten the name of the process. it is very effective for cleaning out the beans from impurities and the like, it also makes the chocolate darker and more bitter

  • @Quasi_Fungi
    @Quasi_Fungi Год назад +1446

    I find it so hilarious that this man has an entire laboratory full of expensive equipment and chemicals and all this knowledge about chemistry, but he didn't know chocolate gets made from a fruit

    • @Miracle12348
      @Miracle12348 Год назад +13

      So chocolate is a juice?

    • @psychicsara
      @psychicsara Год назад +61

      @@Miracle12348no it’s a paste

    • @papyrus7563
      @papyrus7563 Год назад +41

      it is insane... but i guess we must understand that the cacao tree doesn't really grow in their soil so they won't know how it looks like
      hell a lot of people don't know where their foods come from and gets disgusted when they see a chicken get butchered but has no problem eating chicken nuggets.

    • @assass5814
      @assass5814 Год назад

      ​@@papyrus7563show em the pink stuff

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying Год назад +5

      @@papyrus7563 and there's also gelatin, idk if today it's made from it, but before it involved bones

  • @aaronhaas6868
    @aaronhaas6868 2 года назад +579

    Best opening statement ever!! “I’ve been eating way too much chocolate lately and it is NOT a problem”

  • @earlofnacho
    @earlofnacho 3 месяца назад +1

    I just watched a video about a bunch of inmates dying of botulism from sock-strained tater wine so at 8:27 I was like “NILE NOOOOOO!” I cannot believe you did that lmao glad you’re apparently still alive though.

  • @avaf02
    @avaf02 Год назад +261

    The quality of the fruit is very important. You should get it from an actual tropical country (Venezuela is known for supposedly having one of the best cacao in the world), then eat the "slimy" things (which should be SUPER SWEET) and then take the seed, sun dry it like you do with coffee grains, roast it, turn it to powder, and there you have the powder cacao which THEN you can use to make chocolate by mixing it with milk, sugar and cream and whatever else it should contain

    • @JessicaEllis17
      @JessicaEllis17 Год назад +17

      I order Venezuelan chocolate from a company called Orinoco Chocolate Co. and can confirm Venezuelan cacao is the best!
      So much better than any other chocolates I’ve tried

    • @ViscoChuu
      @ViscoChuu Год назад +4

      Try the Brazil's one too, most of them are super candy. Most of people here, in the Northeast make their own cocoa candies and chocolate@@JessicaEllis17

  • @Seed
    @Seed 10 месяцев назад +1928

    Happy to have been made into chocolate for nile.

    • @afreshreaction
      @afreshreaction 10 месяцев назад +29

      bro is a year late lmao

    • @Ghost_GAME-X
      @Ghost_GAME-X 10 месяцев назад +28

      The fact you are verified is gold.

    • @darkshado124
      @darkshado124 10 месяцев назад +6

      XP

    • @ITS_MEEE333M
      @ITS_MEEE333M 10 месяцев назад +3

      why the hell is ur channel not available for me
      why and how, what for?
      not that i wanted to see that 1 video with 2 million views (googled the link to find out)

    • @Seed
      @Seed 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@ITS_MEEE333MYour either from Russia, or Belarus . I have my channel hidden from those two countires.

  • @butzmn7190
    @butzmn7190 2 года назад +1055

    I hope I never get to a point in my life where I won't laugh with Nigel when I see chocolate being pooped out of a bag

    • @von...
      @von... 2 года назад +15

      have not laughed out loud in days, I dead ass was dying there for that entire initial post-tempering ordeal lmao

    • @cheesecake02
      @cheesecake02 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @onlyjpg
      @onlyjpg 2 года назад

      the chocolate looks like shit tbh

    • @ALT0_768
      @ALT0_768 2 года назад +4

      @@von... the first attempt was normal, the second was diarrhea

  • @CadenceCanCreate
    @CadenceCanCreate 2 месяца назад +2

    I love that he's got a science dedicated garage of some sorts with machinery worth a total of probably millions of dollars and then he’s in the middle of it with a name tag made of masking tape 😂

  • @losleazyW
    @losleazyW 2 года назад +366

    i feel like nile started out as a sweet, shy gentleman and has more and more recently just given to depravity and carnal desire

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 года назад +35

      Like any mad scientist ought to, when they deviate from the humdrum of tried and true experiments, to territory few would dare.
      Dare me to drink this rotting gooey chocolate juice!
      "No" said polite society. But he did it anyway 🤣
      Nile in 2030: Dare me to grow this fungi into brain tissue. "No" said polite society, but...

    • @noberd
      @noberd 2 года назад +3

      how most scientists do like adam savage

    • @soda3597
      @soda3597 2 года назад

      I feel like he could be a Serial Killer.

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 2 года назад +2

      people who watch safety third know that he always has

    • @wybiebat1511
      @wybiebat1511 2 года назад +4

      CARNAL DESIRE 💀💀💀

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek 2 года назад +2198

    Can't deny it, Nigel laughing at the thick chocolate being squeezed out of a bag is probably the funniest thing in a while

    • @thewisdompebble6509
      @thewisdompebble6509 2 года назад +67

      Haha, "thick chocolate"

    • @GTAIVisbest
      @GTAIVisbest 2 года назад +58

      Then he smeared some right next to the pile and it looked even worse lmaoo

    • @saltysalt397
      @saltysalt397 2 года назад

      Looked like a pile of fresh dog poop

    • @notveryartificial4486
      @notveryartificial4486 2 года назад +12

      Silly jokes are always the funniest ones :D

    • @tuvoca825
      @tuvoca825 2 года назад +8

      Not saying it... made it funny.
      Plus he was talking about the disappointment of all that work, but it had a good ending.

  • @Mar3eline
    @Mar3eline 2 года назад +809

    I like how Nile is slowly becoming a cooking youtuber... but with deadly chemicals.

    • @emperorjustinanthefirstoft6320
      @emperorjustinanthefirstoft6320 2 года назад +42

      Jesse we need to cook

    • @whong09
      @whong09 2 года назад +11

      My head canon is this is HowTo Basic's origin story.

    • @csng3583
      @csng3583 2 года назад +1

      Jesse, let's go to the lab.

    • @the_player_2
      @the_player_2 2 года назад +14

      @Piotr Gołacki clearly you haven’t seen him turn gloves into grape flavouring

    • @jasonkeith2832
      @jasonkeith2832 2 года назад +2

      @@the_player_2 Gloves are hardly a deadly chemical.

  • @TobyWard-x4v
    @TobyWard-x4v 2 месяца назад +1

    NileRed: follows meticulous, multi-step, multi-day scientific processes
    NileBlue: has no patience, doesn't follow directions, doesn't do enough research, life philosophy is "wing it"

  • @Space-qs3ky
    @Space-qs3ky 11 месяцев назад +616

    I love how the first thing you learn in almost every lab course is “lab safety” including not eating or drinking anything in the lab, and Nile just says “I wonder what it tastes like” in almost every video.

    • @TheGoreforce
      @TheGoreforce 10 месяцев назад +15

      I almost got suspended for trying to sneak out pure caffeine

    • @turingtestingmypatience
      @turingtestingmypatience 10 месяцев назад +23

      To quote Nile and his buddy in another video:
      'Safety first!' "No, just.. stupidity last."

    • @DJDeezyThaTruth
      @DJDeezyThaTruth 8 месяцев назад

      -Is It Really Science If You Kant Eat It 😀

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 8 месяцев назад

      he's making a food product

    • @chartreusechartroos
      @chartreusechartroos 8 месяцев назад

      @@MCDreng in the cotton to cotton candy video on nilered he has the thought "i really wanna drink that" when looking at a vaguely latte-like mixture 😭

  • @katyli3047
    @katyli3047 2 года назад +383

    This is one of the most chaotic chocolate making video I've seen and I love it

  • @calebgardner2645
    @calebgardner2645 Год назад +3500

    Nileblue: nooo, casualty
    Also Nileblue: *proceeds to throw glass at seed*

  • @Dusty_archives-otm
    @Dusty_archives-otm 19 дней назад +1

    If you hear the crunch, that means you tempered it correctly, but if there’s no crunch and you see little spots on the chocolate then that means you didn’t incorrectly but you did it correctly so good job😄 29:27

  • @Finchyboi14470
    @Finchyboi14470 9 месяцев назад +1796

    Nile sometimes I feel like you’re an alien who only knows chemistry, and when you encounter an ordinary thing that everyone knows about you just are completely unaware of it, but in the best way

    • @marz9172
      @marz9172 8 месяцев назад +60

      Either he's this on purpose for the entertainment or he's genuinely like these ppl that are just "book smart" and need step by step instructions for everything, and can't function properly with normal things 😭

    • @hudsondouglas113
      @hudsondouglas113 7 месяцев назад +8

      When Nile blue was squeezing the chocolate into the mold it looked like the bag was taking a crap

    • @RandomDrawinglol
      @RandomDrawinglol 7 месяцев назад +2

      Are just*

    • @gae_wead_dad_6914
      @gae_wead_dad_6914 6 месяцев назад +9

      I'm absolutely dissapointed he didn't say "TIME TO BUST A NUT" and "Hold on, i gotta put my gloves on" afterwards

    • @lunaticalgideon
      @lunaticalgideon 6 месяцев назад +4

      That is SUCH a specific description on Nile.

  • @noanswer1864
    @noanswer1864 2 года назад +1717

    How in holy crap did ancient humans figure chocolate out? Who was bored or hungry enough to beat their head over how to cook that alien nightmare until they figured it out?

    • @Vaprous
      @Vaprous Год назад +397

      They didn't.
      Some Native Americans in relative recent history figured out that you could extract a kind of ...watery chocolate drink by basically using cleaned chocolate pods as tea leaves; and that was only 4,000 years ago. Chocolate is one of the most recently domesticated crops in humans "arsenal"; the cultivars aren't as well established as say... wheat or certain kinds of fruit tree.
      Modern chocolate we know it is *exactly that*, having essentially only been first produced just a few hundred years ago; which means the domesticated cultivars that we use currently for chocolate production are about as old. Like, the history of chocolate's domestication and use is extremely modern history; with its primary use in the Americas to make a "chocolate drink" for special occasions from wild cacao trees being a few thousands years old, but refined chocolate being extremely new.

    • @shanggosteen9804
      @shanggosteen9804 Год назад +132

      @@Vaprous but still, who da hell would look at the cacao fruit and be like: you know what, let's eat this stuff

    • @herecomesaregular8418
      @herecomesaregular8418 Год назад +237

      @@shanggosteen9804 Most food started exactly like that. Just look at a stalk of wheat and try to imagine a time before bread, or the first guy to see a calf suckling from its mother's utters and thinking, "I wonder if I could drink that too."

    • @jessejamesmoore1443
      @jessejamesmoore1443 Год назад +24

      From what I know it took time for chocolate to be invented the drink before chocolate used by South American was more like a beer with spices in it and stuff,And was probably not enjoyed by the Europeans,because of its taste. The modern chocolate we know was a different recipe,it started with little squares and stuff and various chocolate makers introduced milk and sugar to make it taste better,and boy did its popularity explode.

    • @raphaeldepaula3054
      @raphaeldepaula3054 Год назад +95

      Oh yeah? In Brazil we a have a local traditional food called "Maniçoba" (like Many-soba) that is deadly poisonous (cianidric acid) for 6 days of cooking, only in the 7th it's safely edible. I wonder how many died trying that until they figure out "ohhhhh, so the 7th day is the charm!".

  • @anishleekkala9545
    @anishleekkala9545 2 года назад +1262

    NileRed: Tells chemicals apart and accurately estimates the current stage of the reaction
    NileBlue: It looks the same but a bit "goopier" 6:19

    • @octosaurinvasion
      @octosaurinvasion 2 года назад +29

      NileRed, and other chemists, tell things apart by goopiness or gut feeling all the time. as you progress in chemistry or any other field, you learn which precautions you really need to take, and this is not one of them

    • @anishleekkala9545
      @anishleekkala9545 2 года назад +34

      @@octosaurinvasion I agree! I know that, in general, scientists take more precautions in some experiments than others due to the presence of potentially dangerous substances/side products, but I feel like the relative "lack of planning" for this experiment kind of perfectly captures the essence of nile blue vs nile red.

    • @IamTuna
      @IamTuna 2 года назад +3

      @@octosaurinvasion bro it was just a joke 😞

    • @octosaurinvasion
      @octosaurinvasion 2 года назад

      @@IamTuna Yeah, but the best jokes about truths are based in more truthful truths.

    • @octosaurinvasion
      @octosaurinvasion 2 года назад

      @@anishleekkala9545 That's fair

  • @felipeuriguen2990
    @felipeuriguen2990 День назад +1

    As an Ecuadorian, I feel a little disgusted by the lack of information they have about cocoa

  • @Ali-pg9tq
    @Ali-pg9tq 8 месяцев назад +190

    i like how Nile calls it sticking together as in a solid and the simplicity of camera man just to call it a fudge

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 2 года назад +361

    Watching Nile Blue makes me realize that Nile Red must be one of the most well edited channels on RUclips; when you peak behind the current and you see just how unhinged, messy, and hap-hazard Nile can really be at times

    • @MaDmOnStErQr
      @MaDmOnStErQr 2 года назад +13

      After watching trash taste where he guessed in, he was already this unhinged since he was 9……….

    • @jamessaliba1096
      @jamessaliba1096 2 года назад +3

      Also from watching trash taste, you learn that in nile red he does a lot of experiments before hand and plans where to place the items and how he moves his hands etc so it all looks relaxing and smooth.

    • @catjuulcultmember1631
      @catjuulcultmember1631 2 года назад

      yeah lol. Like the other replies said, watching the trash taste interviews really helped me know what to expect. Here’s one where he talked ab burning himself with acid while filming a video
      ruclips.net/video/-xCZZJqnPUc/видео.html

    • @youtubeSuckssNow
      @youtubeSuckssNow 2 года назад

      He re-films and re-does voice overs *a lot* he wants it to be as close to perfect as possible. He's talked about it a lot on safety third

  • @elliotmarks06
    @elliotmarks06 2 года назад +211

    The interval between NileBlue's videos is just long enough so that every time I forget just how much of a maniac this man is

  • @RandomAnonymousBean
    @RandomAnonymousBean Месяц назад +1

    NileRed: Pretty Educational
    NileBlue: "Let's drink some random byproduct that I got from a food experiment!"

  • @farfetchdthegamer3810
    @farfetchdthegamer3810 2 года назад +677

    As someone who is currently studying chemistry, these are really entertaining and interesting. Makes a nice change from equilibrium constants.

    • @watema3381
      @watema3381 2 года назад +8

      Best of luck to you! Chemistry isn't easy!

    • @jankoch267
      @jankoch267 2 года назад +4

      Same! 3rd semester of Chemistry with material science rn :D

    • @sammorgan3479
      @sammorgan3479 2 года назад +1

      i agree, i'm studying A level chemistry and these videos make me want to learn more so i can do this myself 🤣

    • @SteakBoss1
      @SteakBoss1 2 года назад +1

      I got put in a national 5 class in high school (the highest level for 4th years) and I honestly only barely got my national 3 which is elementary school level…kudos to you and whatever equilibrium means 😂

    • @ionic7777
      @ionic7777 2 года назад +1

      @@SteakBoss1 I’m pretty sure equilibrium means the chemical reaction is switching back and forth between the starting chemicals and the products. When they mean constant, it means that sometimes it shifts more toward one side of the reaction than the other, so they use a number to define by how much it’s shifted toward one end.

  • @doggoboihour9746
    @doggoboihour9746 2 года назад +979

    watching NileBlue try to write a conclusion to his Chocolate Induced Delirium is like doing a science experiment in Class that had a very obvious outcome and trying to fill in the "what did you learn from this experiment" section.

    • @DoctorBones1
      @DoctorBones1 2 года назад +10

      on god brooo

    • @CommentWithnoContent
      @CommentWithnoContent 2 года назад +30

      Ah yes.
      Trying to retroactively justify why all you had left was solvent.

    • @matthewfanous8468
      @matthewfanous8468 2 года назад +15

      "what did you learn from this experiment?"
      "I uh... I made chocolate. What do you want me to say...?"

    • @ItsLuke350
      @ItsLuke350 2 года назад +5

      @@matthewfanous8468 "Chocolate is pain"-NileBlue pinned comment

  • @DannyDevito-km7qh
    @DannyDevito-km7qh 2 года назад +1049

    Its honestly so fun watching a scientist cook because they have the same step following pattern, but where his science comes out is when he's asessing his beans he shakes the pan and goes "loud" before tasting it, my man cares about all of the qualitative values

    • @jakedowman-french3205
      @jakedowman-french3205 2 года назад +54

      Like when he has the tray of raw beans towards the start and is like "now we need to get it in the container" and looks confused for a sec. Using hands like this in a science experiment isn't usual - no apparatus, no weighing, just bung it in there!

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi 2 года назад +14

      alright now lets watch a chef science

    • @ProdByHAYES
      @ProdByHAYES 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, I’m a cook and this pained me to watch lmao

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 2 года назад +13

      @@Paxychi gastronomy! especially molecular gastronomy, you might be interested! not great for filling an empty stomach but awesome to watch.

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi 2 года назад +10

      @@Padlock_Steve personally if I was a scientist I would do that too, just sayin

  • @PatrickJewellTheGreat
    @PatrickJewellTheGreat Месяц назад

    What I love about the baking of sweets episodes, is that Neil does very little prep and practice and just wings it, and it’s the opposite of his reactions videos. It’s great content