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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @JJ-ft6jb
    @JJ-ft6jb 2 года назад +100714

    Nile is not only a smart fella but also a fart smella its unbelievable.

  • @mattpharois9719
    @mattpharois9719 2 года назад +15730

    Imagine using an extremely expensive lab and associated equipment along with highly pure chemicals to make the apex fart in a jar

    • @christophsiebert1213
      @christophsiebert1213 2 года назад +702

      Apex fart in jar. I'm crying, that killed me.

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy 2 года назад +267

      Apex fart, Caustic would be happy

    • @willowgoober
      @willowgoober 2 года назад +96

      @@AMabud-lv7hy new caustic buff revealed

    • @martinobrambilla635
      @martinobrambilla635 2 года назад +11

      @@christophsiebert1213 big same

    • @MurkyWaters677
      @MurkyWaters677 2 года назад +48

      If this is the "Apex Fart" then thioacetone is the "God fart". Thioacetone is absolutely nasty shit. Here's and excerpt on it's odor. "Thioacetone has an intensely foul odor. Like many low molecular weight organosulfur compounds, the smell is potent and can be detected even when highly diluted.[8] In 1889, an attempt to distill the chemical in the German city of Freiburg was followed by cases of vomiting, nausea and unconsciousness in an area with a radius of 0.75 kilometres (0.47 mi) around the laboratory due to the smell.[9] British chemists at the Whitehall Soap Works in Leeds noted in an 1890 report that dilution seemed to make the smell worse and described the smell as "fearful".[10] Thioacetone is considered a dangerous chemical due to its extremely foul odor and ability to render people unconscious, induce vomiting, and be detected over long distances.
      In 1967, Esso researchers repeated the experiment of cracking trithioacetone, at a laboratory south of Oxford, UK. They reported their experience as follows:
      Recently we found ourselves with an odour problem beyond our worst expectations. During early experiments, a stopper jumped from a bottle of residues, and, although replaced at once, resulted in an immediate complaint of nausea and sickness from colleagues working in a building two hundred yards [180 m] away. Two of our chemists who had done no more than investigate the cracking of minute amounts of trithioacetone found themselves the object of hostile stares in a restaurant and suffered the humiliation of having a waitress spray the area around them with a deodorant. The odours defied the expected effects of dilution since workers in the laboratory did not find the odours intolerable ... and genuinely denied responsibility since they were working in closed systems. To convince them otherwise, they were dispersed with other observers around the laboratory, at distances up to a quarter of a mile [0.40 km], and one drop of either acetone gem-dithiol or the mother liquors from crude trithioacetone crystallisations were placed on a watch glass in a fume cupboard. The odour was detected downwind in seconds.

  • @alphanaut14
    @alphanaut14 2 года назад +2897

    The dipropylene glycol makes it very clear that this is intended to be vaporized. Put some in a fog machine or vape dispenser and try a whiff of that. I bet it will take your rating up to 46/10.

    • @quanjano382
      @quanjano382 2 года назад +858

      vape the fart juice

    • @frzferdinand72
      @frzferdinand72 2 года назад +497

      Forbidden vape juice

    • @machinech183
      @machinech183 2 года назад +162

      On the one hand... incredibly stupid thing to do. On the other... you'd be RUclips famous overnight.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 2 года назад +243

      yeah, that was my immediate take away from this; it needed to be vapourized. That said, Nigel really does seem to have a deadened sense of smell when it comes to stinky things.

    • @hangyoutubeworkersandceos
      @hangyoutubeworkersandceos 2 года назад +39

      Yeah - fuckin vape it...

  • @bobroberts6155
    @bobroberts6155 Год назад +2816

    I love that after sniffing most repulsive chemicals he says, “it’s not that bad”, while his camera guy is heaving.

    • @beekdorrr
      @beekdorrr 9 месяцев назад +166

      His sense of smell is completely gone

    • @c0smic.dw3ller
      @c0smic.dw3ller 9 месяцев назад +53

      yep, it happened too when he made tri.... something

    • @FishDish584
      @FishDish584 7 месяцев назад

      @@c0smic.dw3ller trithyoacetone

    • @Cat_boy950
      @Cat_boy950 7 месяцев назад +32

      T​@@c0smic.dw3ller it was thioacetone

    • @c0smic.dw3ller
      @c0smic.dw3ller 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@Cat_boy950 yeah! that

  • @anikyte8461
    @anikyte8461 2 года назад +11989

    You probably had a hard time smelling it due to nasal fatigue. Even though you were working with a fumehood it was clear that based on the reactions of your coworkers that you had been exposed too long to fully smell it. The fact alone that you and your cameraman could stick your noses into the jar and the others could hardly even open it illustrates this clearly. You should try revisiting it in a few days and see what it smells like to get the full experience.

    • @DullPoints
      @DullPoints 2 года назад +885

      That's a great point, I forgot that can happen.

    • @hurricane31415
      @hurricane31415 2 года назад +401

      This makes much more sense than my hypothesis.

    • @anferrr
      @anferrr 2 года назад +398

      "the full experience" xD

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 2 года назад +9

      yea

    • @Hash9980
      @Hash9980 2 года назад +40

      @@hurricane31415 I’m curious, what’s your hypothesis?

  • @vonBelfry
    @vonBelfry 2 года назад +6337

    I'm actually convinced Nile's sense of smell has been compromised just from, you know, being a chemist.

    • @stefangadshijew1682
      @stefangadshijew1682 2 года назад +199

      Depends on the chemical. I actually got really good at smelling impurities that our analytics (NMR, HPLC) couldn't detect. But the smells definitely stop bothering you so much. Worked a lot with Thioglycolic acid, it's really not that bad when the novelty has worn off.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 2 года назад +39

      Eh as long as you're wafting the vapors you'll be ight

    • @bigfoot3866
      @bigfoot3866 2 года назад +37

      Yes.
      I've had acid and base burns and breathed in terrible stuff.
      I imagine he has as well.

    • @bigfoot3866
      @bigfoot3866 2 года назад +50

      @@stefangadshijew1682
      I got good at telling what the structure of things were based on smell.
      It's a little weird how quick that develops.

    • @yousuckatdrawing
      @yousuckatdrawing 2 года назад +122

      @@stefangadshijew1682 I got really good at smelling cocaine but that's a story for another time.

  • @vidhoard
    @vidhoard 2 года назад +5272

    This man has lost whatever part in a human's brain that instills a sense of self preservation and fear of danger.

    • @Cathee.M.
      @Cathee.M. 2 года назад +93

      The amygdala?

    • @dominickwest7558
      @dominickwest7558 2 года назад +182

      He’s the I did a thing of chemistry

    • @HorizonIncarnate
      @HorizonIncarnate 2 года назад +16

      @@dominickwest7558 FR LOL

    • @trainzguy2472
      @trainzguy2472 2 года назад +37

      those brain cells died 500 experiments ago

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 2 года назад +23

      Should we blind him and give him some gymnastic / MMA training? Perhaps a red jumpsuit?

  • @Running_from_Fights
    @Running_from_Fights 9 месяцев назад +624

    Nile: “I don’t know why people think I like making stinky things”
    Also Nile: “Finally stinky time”

  • @xvengefvl38
    @xvengefvl38 2 года назад +9784

    If Nile were to ever find out what he thinks is 10/10 stink, i’m pretty sure it would go against the geneva convention

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 2 года назад +544

      Yeah, that's war crime levels of STANK

    • @bradcumley9843
      @bradcumley9843 2 года назад +385

      I want him to make his own military grade fart spray

    • @mr.honeybee7661
      @mr.honeybee7661 2 года назад +62

      This is the first video I’ve seen of his and I want him to do it

    • @Oguz001
      @Oguz001 2 года назад +97

      He might accidentally end the world

    • @calebthegreat2893
      @calebthegreat2893 2 года назад +68

      @@richardcutler6254 This is what I immediately thought about. It's supposed to be so terrible it's even not reliable as a weapon, or for research purposes.

  • @mojave7604
    @mojave7604 2 года назад +6669

    I've only uncontrollably gagged/vomited from an odor once in my lifetime. My mom kept a 32 gal trash bin in her backyard to "collect" her dogs poop. Normally it wasn't very smelly since we lived in the desert. The poop would dry out and as long as the lid was on you couldn't smell anything. One weekend in August my mom called me up and asked me to come empty the bin for her. My cousin and I pull up to her house and go to grab the bin. She then tells us to be careful because it was filled with water. I asked her why it was filled with water and she told me that during the last rain storm, about three weeks prior, the lid had blown off and the bin filled with rain water. The same bin that was half full of dog poop. The same bin that had been sitting outside in direct sunlight, in August, in the desert. Reluctantly, my cousin and I went to lift the bin. The second we got it off the ground the lid popped off and we were immediately overtaken by the raw, boiling, stench of the poop soup. Both my cousin and I set the bin down and fell to our knees wrenching. I never experienced an uncontrollable reaction like that. I honestly thought I was going to vomit my organs up. The smell was absolutely volatile.

    • @moviestargf
      @moviestargf 2 года назад +1352

      i’m sorry but this made me laugh poop soup

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 2 года назад +780

      I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing I've ever read

    • @60311
      @60311 2 года назад +389

      I wouldve fell into my knees too dude

    • @obi-wankenobi1750
      @obi-wankenobi1750 2 года назад +724

      “raw, boiling stench of poop soup” I can’t stop laughing

    • @tfwnoyandere
      @tfwnoyandere 2 года назад +32

      🤠

  • @livinghacks6433
    @livinghacks6433 2 года назад +862

    There's a chemical my friends and I were laughing about called thioacetone because the wikipedia states "In 1889, an attempt to distill the chemical in the German city of Freiburg was followed by cases of vomiting, nausea and unconsciousness in an area with a radius of 0.75 kilometres (0.47 mi) around the laboratory due to the smell" which seems insane. The rest of the page is filled with more things like this. I'm not saying you SHOULD make this, but, yknow, it would be cool to see if wikipedia's right ;)

    • @Cutest-Bunny998
      @Cutest-Bunny998 2 года назад +102

      Manufacture of certain chemicals within the mercaptan family is fairly hard to do without specialty equipment and atmosphere handlers specifically modified for the laboratory environment in which mercaptans like thioacetone are handled. In the case of thioacetone (or actually trithioacetone due to spontaneous self-polymerization) you will require the glove box/hood to have alkaline permanganate seals and you need to provide some way, even with the seals, to neutralize the mercaptans (such as free copper ions in a sufficient high solution of nitric acid being used as a filter). Finally, even with the Copper and Nitric Acid acting on contained release of thioacetone, to prevent releasing the stink through the building ventilation you need to run all exhaust through a pyrolitic decomposition before venting to any location outside of the sealed atmosphere.

    • @oblivion_2852
      @oblivion_2852 2 года назад +25

      @@Cutest-Bunny998 holy shit that's an intense chemical lol

    • @SwankiestPants
      @SwankiestPants 2 года назад +23

      @@Cutest-Bunny998 and I assume that's the only way to legally make the stuff, I'm no law expert but I imagine you could get in pretty big trouble releasing a biohazard into the environment that is capable of rendering everyone within a half mile radius unconscious or at the very least wishing they were unconscious

    • @antifantastisch4467
      @antifantastisch4467 2 года назад +7

      Hamilton Morris talked about Thioacetate in one of his podcasts.
      He made it because of that wikipedia article & said it wasn't that bad. But he was not sure whether it worked or not.

    • @ballboys607
      @ballboys607 2 года назад +6

      Came down here just to see if anyone would suggest thioacetone, that'll probably do it lol

  • @danielbenarie6756
    @danielbenarie6756 Год назад +1019

    "That's vile"
    No, that's a jar.

  • @maerski5171
    @maerski5171 2 года назад +4927

    nile being disappointed that the smell didnt really match his expectation while his friends complain is a testimony that he's simply built different

    • @Pinkgobi
      @Pinkgobi 2 года назад +252

      This is the same guy who poured a bunch of acids on his hands to see what would happen. Man is BUILT different

    • @randomthings587
      @randomthings587 2 года назад +160

      @@Pinkgobi and he is literally THROWING AXES in his break.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 2 года назад +104

      I think it's a matter of being around sulphuric smells. Chemists and stuff don't find the smell to be the same as actual poop smells. I think it's because artificial attempts at making biological waste matter will always smell different to us simply because they're chemical smells that we're used to identifying.
      I mean those old fart bombs don't even remotely smell like a fart to me, They smell like rotten eggs, So basically just sulphur.

    • @connorgregory3986
      @connorgregory3986 2 года назад +38

      I call that permanent nasal damage lol

    • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
      @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 2 года назад

      Built like a brick **** house. His nose is anyway.

  • @MaximusXavier
    @MaximusXavier 2 года назад +6621

    "People say I love making smelly things. I disagree. Hi, today we are making a military-grade cloud of stank."

    • @seva9994
      @seva9994 2 года назад +274

      "And next time I'm going to attempt to make something even worse because this was a letdown"

    • @kirindark7197
      @kirindark7197 2 года назад +166

      "I don't know where they got the Idea that I like smelly things..." Proceeds to sniff all the ingredients voraciously.

    • @Pain_Ito
      @Pain_Ito Год назад +6

      😂

    • @vlad_guardian
      @vlad_guardian 3 месяца назад +5

      Not that bad, not that bad........ ALLAHU AKBARRR

  • @nonhumanperson9362
    @nonhumanperson9362 2 года назад +7636

    Nigel: “I don’t know why people think I like making stinky stuff”
    Also Nigel: “I’m gonna make it myself, and I’m gonna smell it”

    • @1950sAmericanFather
      @1950sAmericanFather 2 года назад +217

      Also Also Nigel: "I don't think it's nearly as bad as they said it would be. I am disappoint."
      Everyone else: "Oh... Oh man... HUUUURGGEHH HLEEAAHHHurkurkBLLEAAHH!"

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 2 года назад +69

      and after that : "lets extract something out of my piss and taste it!" chemist are weird... which is probably the reason i want to become one

    • @Hailfire08
      @Hailfire08 2 года назад +34

      The stink connoisseur

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 2 года назад +27

      @@organicleaf Didn't he also say that he likes making stinky chemicals in a video!?

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 2 года назад

      @@apolloandwarrior_3229 i really dont know rn

  • @pan1884
    @pan1884 Год назад +176

    My favorite part of all this is that Nile, himself, said he enjoys making stinky things. It's in one of the perfume-based videos he made years ago, he said he prefers making stuff that smells rather than the nicer smelling things. He has like, three separate videos of different horrible smells he's made, LMAO

  • @david24442
    @david24442 2 года назад +3589

    Most entertaining part is seeing how Nile clearly has lost a lot of his sense of smell just like my chemistry professor. Badge of honor. Nile will repeatedly nose dive into something before sharing an opinion while his cameraman has much more to say immediately from several feet away. Good stuff. Thank you Nile!

    • @otroweonllamadoseba
      @otroweonllamadoseba 2 года назад +172

      It's kinda sad when you realize that most of the taste in things you eat or drink comes from their smell.

    • @goldenhorde6944
      @goldenhorde6944 2 года назад +219

      He smelt all of the ingredients through their containers from a good foot or two away, I think he just has a super strong tolerance for everything for some reason.

    • @eternal_seokjin7441
      @eternal_seokjin7441 2 года назад +150

      @@goldenhorde6944 and that reason is being a chemist

    • @Kraenesk
      @Kraenesk 2 года назад +42

      he could be desensitized to one of the smells of one is a desensitizer

    • @vinzmiller8889
      @vinzmiller8889 2 года назад +12

      17:13 mad scientist moment 🤣

  • @Dumbotron
    @Dumbotron 2 года назад +2336

    I’ve heard of this chemical, which was dubbed, “The worst smell in the world” It’s called Thioacetone. I think you should make some of that too and see which one smells worse. Edit: Who else first heard of this from the second episode of Distractable?

    • @OtherWorldExplorers
      @OtherWorldExplorers 2 года назад +43

      @NileRed
      THIS^^^^^^^^

    • @jambonmusical2689
      @jambonmusical2689 2 года назад +124

      Pretty sure thioacetone is worse cause apparently a small quantity of it Can Make people faint from 0.5 km away so

    • @alextran93
      @alextran93 2 года назад +83

      Y'all might want to concoct it in a sealed room instead of a fume hood, so you're not venting the diabolical smell into the world

    • @MudakTheMultiplier
      @MudakTheMultiplier 2 года назад +63

      I mean, the government said it smells so bad it couldn't even be used as a weapon, so... Maybe just look it up? Joe Scott did a really great video on the topic.

    • @AdmiralBob
      @AdmiralBob 2 года назад +36

      Seeing the title I had this anxiety that this was what was being attempeted.

  • @FlyntofRWBY
    @FlyntofRWBY 2 года назад +9159

    You'll have to team up with Mark Rober so that you can give him this "military grade stink" for his next Glitter Bomb trap!

    • @dayocarin1599
      @dayocarin1599 2 года назад +342

      woah,that would be interesting!

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator 2 года назад +84

      Yeah decent idea

    • @nicojar
      @nicojar 2 года назад +312

      GREATEST IDEA EVER. We need to upvote it so Nigel and Mark see this.

    • @zenaurum
      @zenaurum 2 года назад +29

      Like this so nile can see

    • @kennethsmith5383
      @kennethsmith5383 2 года назад +270

      That sounds like a war crime 😂🤣

  • @tilekduyshobaev2130
    @tilekduyshobaev2130 Год назад +95

    I like how when Nile opens the stinky chemicals the cameraman almost dies from a few feet away while Nile himself almost sticks the jars into his nostrils and says like "It is not that bad!!😁"

  • @diegoochoa572
    @diegoochoa572 2 года назад +3155

    Nile: "I'm not sure why people think my favorite past-time is making stinky things"
    also Nile: "I was so focused on the stinky things, I didn't order the *main* ingredient" 7:26

    • @alphaomega8373
      @alphaomega8373 2 года назад +9

      TV truth.

    • @GotPoopInMySoup
      @GotPoopInMySoup 2 года назад +7

      Well if it was really his favorite thing you’d figure he’d remember the most important part of the STINK

    • @benearhart1224
      @benearhart1224 2 года назад +7

      Not to mention that he actually says he likes making stinky things in either that video or another one.

    • @randomthings587
      @randomthings587 2 года назад

      Thanks

    • @user-hb6sb5ig6i
      @user-hb6sb5ig6i 2 года назад

      Wow

  • @electriccomics
    @electriccomics 2 года назад +5475

    Being a chemist it is absolutely possible he has inadvertently damaged his sense of smell. It happens to moonshiners all the time.

    • @lazertroll702
      @lazertroll702 2 года назад +486

      I was just thinking that; its kind of like that time he couldn't smell pecans ... ⚠️

    • @AverageDaveVideos
      @AverageDaveVideos 2 года назад +66

      That was my wonder as well

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 2 года назад +378

      i don't think he "damaged" his sense of smell, I think he is desensitized.
      edited; i think my wording was far too open to interpretation and might have started an argument based on misinterpretation of my meaning. might be wrong and they're just idiots, but that just means we share a common denominator.

    • @The_Mimewar
      @The_Mimewar 2 года назад +12

      Anosmia. You bet!

    • @esaedromicroflora1247
      @esaedromicroflora1247 2 года назад +4

      please elaborate, I' m curious!

  • @Camaroon101
    @Camaroon101 2 года назад +8176

    This just proves that Niles sense of smell has deteriorated due to smelling so many chemicals

    • @Dubanx
      @Dubanx 2 года назад +713

      Honestly, psychopaths have a reduced reaction to bad smells. Not because they can't smell it, but because their mind doesn't register them as "bad".
      I honestly can't help but suspect that's what's going on here, lol.

    • @underlamy977
      @underlamy977 2 года назад +103

      @@Dubanx 💀

    • @clray123
      @clray123 2 года назад +92

      @@Dubanx So when are we going to see Nile as protagonist on That Chapter?

    • @agencymenace1090
      @agencymenace1090 2 года назад

      @@Dubanx not to be that guy but it's not great to go around calling people psychopaths or sociopaths. Hes a strange creature but idk that it's great to imply he's a psychopath.

    • @Dubanx
      @Dubanx 2 года назад +174

      @@agencymenace1090
      Keep in mind that most psychopaths live fairly normal lives and don't go around hurting people. You just don't hear much of those ones.
      I'm not trying to say he's dangerous or anything, just built a little differently in that regard.

  • @bonebips
    @bonebips 7 месяцев назад +77

    Opening a box with an ice pick is literally the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 14 дней назад +1

      Pretty much... sometimes I use my hand axe for amazon boxes. Not a great letter opener tho.

  • @Sarcastitonea
    @Sarcastitonea 2 года назад +954

    glad to confirm Nile's smell receptors have been completely burned off by the amount of fumes he's ingested over the years

    • @kcraj78
      @kcraj78 2 года назад +13

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @vvvvgggg
      @vvvvgggg 2 года назад +16

      I cant believe that's not the first thing everyone else told him.

    • @mh6276
      @mh6276 7 месяцев назад +1

      I think that he can still smell it like everyone else but his reaction is just very different.

    • @juu0n
      @juu0n 20 дней назад

      @@mh6276 yeah, like i have a very high pain tolerance, but people never remember what “tolerance” means lmao

  • @C1c4da
    @C1c4da 2 года назад +3657

    i love how nile has a slightly unhinged nature that slips through sometimes
    "Why are you breaking that table?"
    "Were on break!"
    "Lets see if this breaks when i drop it"
    *shatters*
    Then he gives off a super genuine happy smile hahaha

    • @ughyouagain
      @ughyouagain 2 года назад +125

      cant forget “hey guys👹”

    • @Govnoo365
      @Govnoo365 2 года назад +12

      The queston is where to find theese egredians

    • @leviartigas7429
      @leviartigas7429 2 года назад +123

      He´s one of the only mad scientists who have enough charisma and determination to make videos about their mad scientist shit

    • @exdrus2480
      @exdrus2480 2 года назад +39

      I came back from the trash taste podcast and he's been like that since young

    • @Teesquared00
      @Teesquared00 2 года назад +12

      Chaos energy

  • @leejanus9887
    @leejanus9887 2 года назад +1273

    Nilered: I don't know why people think I like making stinky things
    Also Nilered: sniffs various stinky things multiple times after finding out first-hand that it smells bad, forgets to buy the solvent because he was too focused on the stinky things, dedicates a 22 minute video on making the stinkiest thing, and wants to make a stinkier thing

    • @tommyflagg9029
      @tommyflagg9029 2 года назад +39

      For real I was cracking up every time he went for another sniff

    • @12Ajay1251
      @12Ajay1251 2 года назад +46

      Hey, NileRed is systematic and precise. You're thinking of NileBlue. Crazy and outrageous guy.

    • @ppprime98K
      @ppprime98K 2 года назад +15

      And don't forget that he was upset about the stinky thing not being strong enough while the rest didn't even want to be close of the jar.

    • @cybunny25
      @cybunny25 2 года назад +14

      @@12Ajay1251 wait till you meet NileGreen

    • @KeithOlson
      @KeithOlson 2 года назад +1

      He honestly doesn't think that he does. ...BECAUSE HE HAS DAMAGED THE LINING OF HIS NOSE SO BADLY THAT HE CAN'T SMELL THEM ANYMORE.

  • @chrisosti
    @chrisosti Год назад +137

    As a longtime heavy equipment operator at a landfill in Southern Maryland, I can unequivocally attest to the worst smell in human history is...the day after the 4th of July, the first trash truck to the pile was a gentleman who would pickup from all the local crab houses, and it would sit and ferment for a couple of days, rendering the absolute worst smell imaginable. That load would slide out the back of the truck, hit the ground, and you could watch the steam rise from the odor.
    I say all this because the first year I was there, I rushed to disperse this pile and spread it out to be compacted. The other operators just sat and grinned at me, knowing the impending result. I then made the mistake of coming out of the cab only to inhale a direct whiff of the ghastly gas, and promptly barfed.
    Apparently the usual ritual was to wait for a few more loads and promptly bury this slimy load under a few tons of fresh smelling garbage. No one warned the new guy.
    Needless to say, this was literally THE worst smell I ever had the opportunity to smell in my life. The second worst was always the dumpster from the food court at the mall.

    • @thekeysman6760
      @thekeysman6760 3 месяца назад +1

      That's a good story, mate! 👍😂 The bastards, eh?

  • @LabCoatz_Science
    @LabCoatz_Science 2 года назад +648

    I think we can all conclude that NileRed needs to do a thioacetone synthesis...I've wanted to try it myself for a while now, but without a fumehood, it sounds like a deathwish...maybe it will be stinky enough for Nigel's 10/10 rating!
    Update: both me and NileRed made it a while ago and it was honestly no big deal, lol

    • @GeneralQuisine
      @GeneralQuisine 2 года назад +12

      yikes, this needs to happen.

    • @Dumbotron
      @Dumbotron 2 года назад +10

      I thought that too, since when I saw the video I instantly thought of it from the second episode of Distractable

    • @DasIstDochMalEinName
      @DasIstDochMalEinName 2 года назад +21

      With Thioacetone a fumehood would most likely not be sufficiant for protection. Given the (alleged) properties of that stuff, I guess a completely sealed safety cabinet is the least you need to handle it.

    • @uslph.
      @uslph. 2 года назад +9

      @@DasIstDochMalEinName alleged.... who knows, we must try it for science!

    • @patricksweetman3285
      @patricksweetman3285 2 года назад +1

      What is a known OTC route to thioacetone? I haven't been able to make it by reacting likely ingredients.

  • @DantyPig
    @DantyPig 2 года назад +5516

    Everyone: "Nile is so smart and scientific"
    Nile: "I bet this *concrete* floor is soft enough, that this *glass* vile wont break if I dropped it"

    • @kooll2401
      @kooll2401 2 года назад +145

      i think the floor has a soft foum on top of it

    • @xGeneralRex
      @xGeneralRex 2 года назад +1094

      I mean, he formed a hypothesis, and disproved it in a matter of seconds. That there is a science man.

    • @peerappel2012
      @peerappel2012 2 года назад +12

      yeah that had me lol

    • @spookbag24
      @spookbag24 2 года назад +61

      @@xGeneralRex you, sir, are a legend.

    • @objectentity8739
      @objectentity8739 2 года назад +79

      starting to seriously wonder if he has heavy metal poisoning tbh

  • @rayoflight62
    @rayoflight62 2 года назад +989

    The worst malodor I experienced was in my youth.
    Fifty years ago, the vast majority of radios were using vacuum tubes. In that particular period, manufacturers were trying to save on costs, so they replaced the rectifier valve 6V4 with a single selenium rectifier. That rectifier, unlike the 6V4, didn't like any current above 50 mA; so they were failing regularly during lightings strikes. When they failed they overheated badly. Now selenium is in the same group of sulphur, but it was 100 times more stinky.
    Some radio owners replaced the carpets and repainted the walls and, after awhile, throw away the repaired radio.
    Selenium - when overheated - produce an odor that stick into the nose for days if not weeks. It has an unnatural stinkiness, which cannot be hold for long. People cannot sleep in a room where selenium compounds are in the air, nor they can stand for very long. I have experienced it first hand all its unpleasantness.
    Selenium rectifiers were also used in battery chargers in the '50s and the '60s, charging car batteries and forklifts. It was easy to tell if a mechanic shop or a warehouse had had a charger malfunction, as the smell was left lingering inside for months after the event.
    Selenium compounds must be the stinkiest thing after your military grade malodor formula.
    Thanks for the video...

    • @lorteskovl2174
      @lorteskovl2174 2 года назад +72

      This could be an interesting component of Nile's 10/10 stink concoction!

    • @alex_stanley
      @alex_stanley 2 года назад +38

      From a quick google search, selenophenol sounds like a good candidate. A few dashes of cadaverine and putrescine wouldn't hurt either.

    • @ArruVision
      @ArruVision 2 года назад +6

      Wait, does this mean that…Tellurium…?

    • @AlldaylongRock
      @AlldaylongRock 2 года назад +3

      @@ArruVision I read that it's a pretty stinky one too.

    • @pierreetienneschneider6731
      @pierreetienneschneider6731 2 года назад +17

      @@AlldaylongRock Based on Periodic Videos, tellurium is..... well.... out of this world stink-wise.

  • @abrahamben-dayan9843
    @abrahamben-dayan9843 Год назад +26

    I love this channel. High quality chemistry experiments created professionally, and with a lighthearted attitude.

  • @Alexander-iq1fx
    @Alexander-iq1fx 2 года назад +6949

    I find it hilarious that everyone else could smell it but not him. Maybe years of chemical damage to your smell receptors LOL

    • @GrizzLeeAdams
      @GrizzLeeAdams 2 года назад +730

      @@red_weed exactly, not practicing proper wafting technique has killed Nigel's ofactory senses.

    • @alexaang9814
      @alexaang9814 2 года назад +284

      The Fila olfactoria of the nose are actually one of the only nerves which can regenerate, so it can't be that.

    • @Spooglecraft
      @Spooglecraft 2 года назад +609

      tbf he was also working with the chemicals the whole time, so it might also be olfactory fatigue.

    • @MikeStavola
      @MikeStavola 2 года назад +57

      COVID?

    • @bagochips834
      @bagochips834 2 года назад +321

      @@Spooglecraft especially with the sulfur stuff, he said it was milder after mixing and sulfur causes very rapid olfactory fatigue

  • @rewindd
    @rewindd 2 года назад +2453

    apparently this “concoction” is a “standard malodor” because its the universally accepted smell of military bathrooms, and its meant to test different cleaning product’s effectiveness against the smell.

    • @joshuakuehn
      @joshuakuehn 2 года назад +803

      Scientifically recreated grunt shit

    • @santsi7306
      @santsi7306 2 года назад +36

      Lmaooooo

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 2 года назад +42

      @@joshuakuehn pretty much, yeah!

    • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
      @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 года назад +127

      MREs will do that to you

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 2 года назад +8

      @@John_Smith_Dumfugg LOL

  • @LilyLewis771
    @LilyLewis771 2 года назад +895

    Imagine if the government was testing the bad smell and everyone is crying, screaming, throwing up, and then one guy is just like “eh it’s a 4/10”.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 2 года назад +10

      I wonder when they created the smell because cultural changes can increase or decrease the importance of things.

    • @DMXIII
      @DMXIII 2 года назад +10

      Imagine that same guy created a 10/10 haha 😂

    • @SenkoLoaf
      @SenkoLoaf 2 года назад +5

      Commander: Thioacetone?
      Government: *Thioacetone*

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 2 года назад +3

      @@DMXIII "Sir that is delving into chemical warfare"

    • @olex2999
      @olex2999 2 года назад +1

      It's the Biden administration, the minister of health is trans. What did you expect tbh

  • @sunnohh
    @sunnohh Год назад +57

    Nile Red - “I am not obsessed with stinky things”
    Also Nile Red - “I am going to effortlessly and succinctly describe the complex nuances of stinky smells”

  • @amifrdc8037
    @amifrdc8037 2 года назад +2818

    Nigel smelling it: it’s bad, but it’s really not THAT bad
    Reggie smells: literally dies

    • @ojaskumar521
      @ojaskumar521 2 года назад +188

      My boy nileblue developed chemical olfactory resistance
      *Proud idiot noises*

    • @Boss-mp8py
      @Boss-mp8py 2 года назад +31

      Damn people really don't know when to use the word 'literally'

    • @SnazBrigade
      @SnazBrigade 2 года назад +18

      nigel's nose has just been destroyed over the years.

    • @ConnorVisser
      @ConnorVisser 2 года назад +21

      I legitimately think Nigel might have a reduced sense of smell

    • @rredu_
      @rredu_ 2 года назад +40

      @@Boss-mp8py what are you talking about, he looks pretty dead to me

  • @russlehman2070
    @russlehman2070 2 года назад +4514

    How to identify a science lab: If it bites, it's biology, if it stinks, it's chemistry, and if it doesn't work, it's physics.

  • @weeweebeaver9235
    @weeweebeaver9235 2 года назад +968

    Everytime u see this man on nile red he is some what professional and here he is an absolute toddler but I like this side of him. Smashing stuff, destroying stuff and messing up is what we want to see

    • @daylen577
      @daylen577 2 года назад +4

      This is like BTS content with some effort to make it into an actual video

    • @arandomguy34
      @arandomguy34 2 года назад +41

      Nilered: professional
      Nileblue: toddler
      Nilegreen: C̠̝̮̠̥̫̭̐̃̕ḣ̟̮̝̞̰̍ͨ̓͟a̢̲͓̪̩ͨo̎͑͏̭̺̖̺͔̗ͅs̶̺͙͎̪͕̻̞͇̀

    • @NuclearSpring
      @NuclearSpring 2 года назад +17

      It made Green a lot easier to buy at first.

    • @phs125
      @phs125 2 года назад +10

      Then nilered shorts is a maniac with too much power.
      Nilegreen is basically Loki.

    • @datboiiii64
      @datboiiii64 2 года назад +6

      NileGreen is on a whole other level tho

  • @d.d.8745
    @d.d.8745 Год назад +12

    I had a stint as a crime scene cleaner, which unfortunately wasn't just crime scenes, but just anywhere you can imagine malodors. And a couple of my co-workers had this as well, but whenever we'd deal with putrefaction, it would actually trigger anxiety and a fight or fight response. Goosebumps would go up my arms, my scalp would feel prickly, and I'd feel like I had to go to the bathroom. Have always wondered if there was something about that chemical composition that maybe not everyone can smell, like the infamous bitter almond scent.

  • @BraimosAI
    @BraimosAI 2 года назад +3821

    *Describes a horrific amalgamation of puke inducing smells*
    "It's not that bad"

    • @Gameingrx
      @Gameingrx Год назад

      I bet his nose hairs are rendered useless after the stuff he’s smelled in his life we don’t know. Or he could j not be human that’s a option as well

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 Год назад +96

      Well, it's painfully obvious by now that Nile puts the "mad" in "mad scientist"

    • @fwoosh8038
      @fwoosh8038 Год назад +6

      He’s really 2 for 2 at the moment…

    • @jazzamoartlestrade1458
      @jazzamoartlestrade1458 Год назад +11

      probably killed his nose receptors xD

    • @iihoipoiii
      @iihoipoiii Год назад +4

      as someone working in wastewater treatment, ive had people ask me how do you deal with this horrible smell whilst i was not smelling anything at all XD

  • @DrathVader
    @DrathVader 2 года назад +376

    Imagine being a chemist with years of experience, you finally get that well paid US government job, and they task you with making fart juice.

    • @insanospaz
      @insanospaz 2 года назад +29

      I'd honestly be as eager to make it as Nigel. I feel like once they start tasking you with the weird stuff, that's when you can say you've made it to the top.

    • @FasutonemuMyoji
      @FasutonemuMyoji 2 года назад +20

      ..and you finally come up with the winning formula for fart juice, then some chemist guy on the interwebs reviews your lifes work and his reaction is 'meh'.

    • @HarrierBr
      @HarrierBr 2 года назад +1

      @@FasutonemuMyoji lol very good

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 2 года назад

      man, all the money you could make by selling it to simps

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 2 года назад

      you obviously don't know chemists well enough

  • @xmasonx6094
    @xmasonx6094 2 года назад +4146

    Mans really said “its a musty rotten cheese mixed with the putrid smell of vomit” then proceeded to take another whiff and go “not that bad”

    • @sugarrose8640
      @sugarrose8640 2 года назад +83

      Cameraman: Oh yeah it s..ss..ss...is unique😆😆😆

    • @sugarpeas45
      @sugarpeas45 2 года назад +28

      It’s actually present to some extent in goat cheese and other dairy products, and humans love those things

    • @michellemeyer6119
      @michellemeyer6119 2 года назад +3

      I smelled it a lot of times at work and you get unsed to it. It really is not that bad :D

    • @TPG6812
      @TPG6812 2 года назад

      @@sugarpeas45 kyyhyh

    • @BoxofMadness
      @BoxofMadness 2 года назад +11

      A certain italian cheese has that smell, parmesan cheese

  • @Ryndika
    @Ryndika 9 месяцев назад +18

    17:14
    "Why are you destroying the table?"
    "We are on break!"

  • @Joseph125
    @Joseph125 2 года назад +1275

    "The skatole is only 9.1% and it smells like 9.1%"
    Spoken like a true chemist, Nigel determines the purity of his products by smell.

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 2 года назад +2652

    Being that he is a chemist, I can imagine that Nile has destroyed his ability to smell anything. He could barely pick up smells from literally putting his nose on something, and yet everybody else could smell the same stuff from several feet away.

    • @bedhead-tb4qg
      @bedhead-tb4qg 2 года назад +22

      nice comment pasta

    • @SpaceLordof75
      @SpaceLordof75 2 года назад +222

      I used to work in a chemistry lab. One time, I accidentally got a nose full of sulphuric acid fumes. I couldn’t smell or taste anything for a few days.

    • @janoshorvath6676
      @janoshorvath6676 2 года назад +47

      I used to smoke a lot and snort pulverized tabacc "snuff" that was awesome. But my nose got messed. Sense of smell is pretty minimal at this point lol.

    • @stagger9660
      @stagger9660 2 года назад +40

      @@SpaceLordof75 be careful man!

    • @0zzie
      @0zzie 2 года назад +9

      @@SpaceLordof75 do you think those senses weakened because of that? or do you just not notice a difference?

  • @codingvio7383
    @codingvio7383 2 года назад +1539

    He probably destroyed his sense of smell over the years, because he was just casually sniffing that stuff.

    • @BananasananaB
      @BananasananaB 2 года назад +146

      Yeah way back in Chemistry class we were taught not to directly stick the container to our noses but move our hands over the top to get a waft of the odor. I suspect what happened to this guy is the reason why. haha

    • @LucidDreamer0322
      @LucidDreamer0322 2 года назад +88

      In his parents garage with no fume hood, ya think? xD

    • @imstupid880
      @imstupid880 2 года назад +47

      That and the fact that the cameraman was reacting a lot more to things compared to Nile

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 2 года назад +42

      he seemed to be able to smell everything very well, but maybe he is just desensitized ?

    • @sapphire5475
      @sapphire5475 2 года назад

      I am sad today I didn't got a single subscriber😭😭😭😭😭..........

  • @idrkginaf4204
    @idrkginaf4204 2 месяца назад +7

    A smell that causes fear and panic is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @yoymate6316
    @yoymate6316 2 года назад +2399

    literally everybody: *this is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever put anywhere near my nose*
    nigel: yeah it’s not that bad 4.65/10

    • @hihi-rc8bl
      @hihi-rc8bl 2 года назад +23

      Bruh I was just gonna say this, so true

    • @bow-tiedengineer4453
      @bow-tiedengineer4453 2 года назад +195

      why am I imagining the government using this stuff to try and clear a building, and then he just casually walks in.

    • @navinhaze6343
      @navinhaze6343 2 года назад +153

      I think in one the Episodes for the Safety Third, I do not remember with episode, but he mentioned that he might of damaged his sense of smell by smelling a chemical he was not suppose to, so the 4.6/10 makes sense for him

    • @bhnjmk8898
      @bhnjmk8898 2 года назад +58

      @@navinhaze6343 yeah he most def has damages his smell already. its pretty obv

    • @hypermagical_ultraomnipotence
      @hypermagical_ultraomnipotence 2 года назад +72

      Dudes killed his sense of smell over the years pursuing his favorite past time, I suspect. :D

  • @tobymax10
    @tobymax10 2 года назад +1741

    Science teaches: always waft a chemical, never directly smell it
    Nile: *sticks nose up to bottle* “yup that has a bit of the putrid vomit smell”

    • @deadboy9955
      @deadboy9955 2 года назад +125

      You're not a true chemist if you waft the chemical.
      Sticking your nose into the bottle and having your head recoil reflexively from the smell is the true way to do it.

    • @Falcon532.
      @Falcon532. 2 года назад +91

      Thus the reason why Nile doesn't think it smells that bad, he has burned the mucus membrane in upper sinuses with repeated exposure to caustic fumes

    • @theguyinhd
      @theguyinhd 2 года назад +14

      @@Falcon532. I think he is just built different

    • @agvulpine
      @agvulpine 2 года назад +17

      Science teachers are also more concerned about your safety from splash hazards or inhalation of actually toxic fumes and solvents. Nile has the experience to know which chemicals will melt his flesh.

    • @timo4938
      @timo4938 2 года назад +5

      Wanna make fart juice at home the easy way? Just put a little too much faith in a fart😂

  • @StarGarnet03
    @StarGarnet03 2 года назад +4091

    this is the chemistry equivalent of mixing shampoo, toothpaste, mouthwash, etc, to make some kind of shower "potion"

    • @RavenSWE
      @RavenSWE 2 года назад +139

      My childhood haha

    • @UwOtt
      @UwOtt 2 года назад +104

      @@RavenSWE and all of us ended up here after learning that chemistry's not that easy

    • @timothyfloyd3269
      @timothyfloyd3269 2 года назад +21

      Yes I'm gonna support Nile by asking him to ship me some and start using it for body wash only the most OG people will understand.

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 2 года назад +56

      How did you get my secret immortality potion recipe?

    • @Frenchdefense9404
      @Frenchdefense9404 2 года назад +14

      @@thorodinson292 ladies and gentlemen,we got 'em

  • @napoleonfeanor
    @napoleonfeanor Год назад +16

    Getting named Skatole is already quite impressive and says a lot.

  • @MrRyanWonderlin
    @MrRyanWonderlin 2 года назад +2228

    The worst smelling substance in the world is apparently Thioacetone. I'd imagine it'd be fairly simple for you to synthesize, but you would regret it.

    • @FaeMasquerade
      @FaeMasquerade 2 года назад +483

      "During early experiments, a stopper jumped from a bottle of residues, and, although replaced at once, resulted in an immediate complaint of nausea and sickness from colleagues working in a building two hundred yards [180 m] away" Lol he'd still sniff it straight from a jar

    • @MrRyanWonderlin
      @MrRyanWonderlin 2 года назад +133

      There's no way he'd actually make it... right?

    • @bengineering3d
      @bengineering3d 2 года назад +47

      Nile will huff it

    • @youngseokim7645
      @youngseokim7645 2 года назад +140

      It's also pretty unstable and readily polymerizes to trithioacetone in room conditions. Nevertheless, I assume It's not a great idea to synthesize semi-weapon-grade stinky chemical in general laboratories lol

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 2 года назад +9

      It has -thio- in it so I can imagine the stench

  • @gaddis8263
    @gaddis8263 2 года назад +423

    All those years as a chemist have honed not only Nile's spellcraft but also his smellcraft. We have unleashed a devastating power on the world by letting this man know that his sense of smell can find something worse than US standard bathroom malodor.

  • @MtnBadger
    @MtnBadger Год назад +51

    My wife used to work at a PhotoMat years ago. Her sense of smell has been warped by the exposure to chemicals. She can't smell mold or certain other things at all. I believe you have achieved such levels of olfactory glory. 😆

    • @hungryTvEatYou
      @hungryTvEatYou Год назад +1

      immunity?

    • @MtnBadger
      @MtnBadger Год назад +14

      @@hungryTvEatYou Desensitization would be a better term. 😉 But, yeah.

    • @pilsplease7561
      @pilsplease7561 11 месяцев назад

      I quit developing film myself cause Black and white developer is brutally toxic, My go to has Metol which is fucking toxic. E6 is not that bad, only the bleach is bad.

  • @hermanwooster8944
    @hermanwooster8944 2 года назад +1778

    NileBlue: "I don't know why people think I like making stinky stuff"
    Also NileBlue: "Oh Hexanoic Acid. The stuff I made before that smells like stinky cheese vomit."

    • @bbear3886
      @bbear3886 2 года назад +11

      omg the bots are here too 🤣

    • @ProfessionalKonigSimp
      @ProfessionalKonigSimp 2 года назад +20

      Of all the comments this bot could reply to, it replies to the one about stinky cheese vomit.. 🤣

    • @DarkstarPyro
      @DarkstarPyro 2 года назад +2

      Butanoic is bad enough when it comes to ‘stinky cheese vomit’, as it’s present in all three (and faeces)! I can’t imagine Hexanoic being any better? No one has touched on Putrescine and Cadaverine yet 😱

    • @WaffleStaffel
      @WaffleStaffel 2 года назад +2

      Trimethylamine ruclips.net/video/cIDWdpMhKII/видео.html
      _"I honestly don't really have a specific use for it, and I just wanted to make it because I like to make stinky things"_

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 2 года назад +1

      @@ProfessionalKonigSimp named “never broke again loo” .. 😯

  • @lucienn8719
    @lucienn8719 2 года назад +4492

    NileRed: Doing smart things while explaining it calmly with an extreme level of detail
    NileBlue: heheheheh fart juice

    • @beim8247
      @beim8247 2 года назад +82

      @Nyxie Starz script vs no script

    • @visib_uncomfy
      @visib_uncomfy 2 года назад +76

      also nileblue: the concrete floor are soft

    • @srs6128
      @srs6128 2 года назад +1

      they are the same channels

    • @meggubravo8373
      @meggubravo8373 2 года назад +38

      NileGreen: *in computer generated voice* I'M JESUS FEAR ME I CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE I'LL DISSOLVE YOUR WEINERS IN PIRANHA SOLUTION!!!

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 года назад +18

      NileGreen: A goblin that is addicted to caffeine and might be a drug dealer

  • @soffwhere
    @soffwhere 2 года назад +1245

    From all of the “stinky chemical” videos I’ve seen, it seems like Nile actually enjoys horrible smells. Most of the time he’s straight faced and smiling, and usually tries to convince us that it’s “not *that* bad”

    • @hatetracyy
      @hatetracyy Год назад +37

      just like i enjoy feet on god

    • @kyatwiss
      @kyatwiss Год назад +57

      ​@@hatetracyyhell nah..💀

    • @Barbaturixsson
      @Barbaturixsson Год назад

      @@hatetracyy loser

    • @mitskimaxxing
      @mitskimaxxing Год назад +48

      ​@@hatetracyy*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC Год назад

      @@hatetracyy You wanna enjoy my feet?

  • @nio1111
    @nio1111 6 месяцев назад +7

    Nigel’s favorite pastime:
    - Making stinky things
    - Breaking a table

    • @bebry228
      @bebry228 5 месяцев назад +1

      -making 99.1% pure crystal me...

  • @carversalad7441
    @carversalad7441 2 года назад +1332

    I love how Nile just takes a big whiff of everything. He has smelled too many chemicals.

    • @olegsandratcvetochkov1623
      @olegsandratcvetochkov1623 2 года назад +81

      he smelled so many chemicals at this point i think it ruined his sense of smell

    • @jimmyzhao2673
      @jimmyzhao2673 2 года назад +26

      @@olegsandratcvetochkov1623 Fun Fact: They put chemicals that deaden your sense of smell in those so-called 'air fresheners'

    • @dawnzac
      @dawnzac 2 года назад

      xD

    • @adewilliam9047
      @adewilliam9047 2 года назад +1

      I thought he just got used to smelling chemicals to the point it doesn't smell bad for him

    • @kafkaesk3449
      @kafkaesk3449 2 года назад +5

      @K A D Y 📽️ stop shilling bot

  • @dreamer-ol3dp
    @dreamer-ol3dp 2 года назад +2602

    nile's titles get progressively more chaotic and i'm here for it

    • @kashjpm2272
      @kashjpm2272 2 года назад +4

      Agreed :)

    • @sippinthefnordies
      @sippinthefnordies 2 года назад +75

      nile blue getting inspired by nile green

    • @sealessseadog2735
      @sealessseadog2735 2 года назад +19

      *why does he want to smell Government's fart juice*

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 2 года назад +14

      Nile reds trying to outweird nile green

    • @jt2aw15
      @jt2aw15 2 года назад +16

      i thought this was nilegreen for a second

  • @noitsreal...itsreal
    @noitsreal...itsreal 2 года назад +2669

    Regular people: “What smells like eggs?”
    Nile: “What smells like hydrogen sulfide?”

    • @GirishManjunathMusic
      @GirishManjunathMusic 2 года назад +52

      Nah I learnt rotten eggs smell like hydrogen sulphide too.
      We don't eat eggs in my house.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 2 года назад +5

      He's not wrong

    • @noitsreal...itsreal
      @noitsreal...itsreal 2 года назад +9

      @@nikkiofthevalley He isn’t! I just love how much he loves chemistry😄

    • @sapphire5475
      @sapphire5475 2 года назад +1

      I am sad today I didn't got a single subscriber😭😭😭😭😭..........

    • @velgard.
      @velgard. 2 года назад +18

      @@sapphire5475 good

  • @You12movie
    @You12movie 9 месяцев назад +3

    I have never seen anyone have such genuine fun with science... Keep it up. I love your channels.

  • @matiasvega4191
    @matiasvega4191 2 года назад +2045

    NileRed, world-renowned piss chemist: "I dont know why people think I like making stinky things"

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 2 года назад +19

      Didn't he literally say that in a video?

    • @lens3973
      @lens3973 2 года назад +70

      @@Malidictus pretty sure he said he likes making stinky things in the putrescine video

    • @Drinksfromtap
      @Drinksfromtap 2 года назад +8

      @@lens3973 I thought he did too but I couldn’t remember which one! :)

    • @phelanii4444
      @phelanii4444 2 года назад +8

      I just snort-laughed. That doesn't happen often. Congrats, here's a 👍and thanks :D

    • @fabricatorzayac
      @fabricatorzayac 2 года назад +9

      Yellow chemistry at it's finest

  • @mzzwerg3156
    @mzzwerg3156 2 года назад +1851

    Nile: "I don't know why people think I like making stinky stuff"
    Guy in the office: "No, I don't wanna smell it."

  • @tsm688
    @tsm688 2 года назад +1065

    "This is hexanoic acid."
    "Dear god."
    "There's more."
    "No..."
    "It is in the fridge"
    And that fridge was never used again

    • @d3fau1thmph
      @d3fau1thmph 2 года назад +25

      MY SANDVICH!

    • @fredjones5698
      @fredjones5698 2 года назад +16

      something the medic would actually keep in his fridge

    • @megastoejoe
      @megastoejoe 2 года назад +21

      Had some shrimp based fish-sauce flavored kimchi that I brought to work and put in the work site fridge on site... I was the only person who used that fridge for the duration of the job after that. I had ensured that NOBODY would ever steal my lunch.

    • @frankwilliams4445
      @frankwilliams4445 2 года назад +3

      @@megastoejoe disgusting dude.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 2 года назад +6

      @@megastoejoe Friend of mine did the same thing to their own fridge accidentally with squid. They bullshitted the landlord - "food keeps spoiling" - and got their fridge replaced. I wonder if they could have just peroxided it or something.

  • @yeppeogeu2828
    @yeppeogeu2828 2 месяца назад +6

    4:56 it looks like he pulled out a grey cat from that can for a second

  • @cetrinea
    @cetrinea 2 года назад +417

    I've got to say, the moment he was like "Hey guys~" and their collective response was oh no really says a lot.

    • @randomuser6110
      @randomuser6110 2 года назад +14

      One guy said "I won't smell it" when he walked in the door, so I imagine they knew what he was doing that day.

    • @SURok695
      @SURok695 2 года назад +3

      @@randomuser6110 I think he read "Stinky chamber" on the jar.

  • @tad2021
    @tad2021 2 года назад +754

    I'm just guessing that this was made as a standard for "smelly bathroom" for some project which needed consistently smelly bathrooms for testings. Maybe for testing vent/extraction systems and preventing bathroom odors from permeating unintended areas. Or might have been some CD stuff and seeing how much bucket-toilet odor could be tolerated in a fallout shelter.

    • @TealJosh
      @TealJosh 2 года назад +112

      Honestly that's the most military thing ever. Spend resources to perfectly simulate a WC odors to make the ventilation better. Then when it's actually time to put people on the field, you give them this cheap commercial porta potty and... burn the feces, yeah sure, just burn it. I'm not joking with the last part.

    • @Philthese93
      @Philthese93 2 года назад +15

      Or as a biohazard against enemies?

    • @rofltehcat
      @rofltehcat 2 года назад +43

      Wait, they don't just spray it all over newly constructed public toilets to all make them uniformly smell the same?

    • @marialiyubman
      @marialiyubman 2 года назад +17

      They’re used as stink bombs to disperse protests.

    • @sleeptyper
      @sleeptyper 2 года назад +36

      Rather unamusingly, the Standard Bathroom Malodor was created for cleaning agent testing. In other words, it's the Standard Smell for unclean bathroom.

  • @psychoDon525
    @psychoDon525 2 года назад +612

    Seeing the way he just shoves his nose into every chemical instead of wafting any of them, I mean... I'm not surprised he can barely smell it. He probably can't smell much of anything.

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 2 года назад +29

      up, you can also infer how far from the chemicals each person is by how bad they find the smell to be, I'm pretty sure the cameraman's sense of smell is pretty shot too

    • @higaddrip2583
      @higaddrip2583 2 года назад +7

      Sulfuric acid vibes

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 2 года назад +3

      @@higaddrip2583 he has a wife, you know...

    • @higaddrip2583
      @higaddrip2583 2 года назад

      @@artemefimov8215 the first person to get the reference hahaha

  • @CanadianArchaeologist
    @CanadianArchaeologist Год назад +5

    I just discovered this channel yesterday and me and my 7 year old granddaughter are marathon watching your videos.

  • @Nepafarius
    @Nepafarius 2 года назад +4996

    Nile: I think I could make something that smells worse.
    US Gov't: *furiously taking notes.*

    • @FUTrading
      @FUTrading 2 года назад +84

      *farts*

    • @proosee
      @proosee 2 года назад +114

      the "standard" word is in its name because there must exist upgraded version.

    • @Splinxt3r
      @Splinxt3r 2 года назад +7

      Farts gang

    • @wellingtonsanissimo8703
      @wellingtonsanissimo8703 2 года назад

      @@proosee pretty sure the entire list is to mislead US' enemies trying to make farts

    • @ItsThatAbid
      @ItsThatAbid 2 года назад +10

      i can make my smart smell worse than that one kid who ran a lap and forgor his deodrant

  • @JC-op4co
    @JC-op4co 2 года назад +559

    Having made it yourself, you likely desensitized your smell receptors to each ingredient as you worked through the process.
    That would explain why everyone else reacted more negatively *and* why the people outside of the lab reacted the worst out of anyone.
    Prolonged exposure to smells causes our bodies to gradually turn down our reaction to them, and this can progress so far as to make us totally oblivious to a smell that someone else finds very distressing.

    • @rjcoady21
      @rjcoady21 2 года назад +6

      Just like cooking

    • @phantom_isle
      @phantom_isle 2 года назад +26

      they made it in the fume hood though, so he shouldn't have smelled anything while making it

    • @hamburg4034
      @hamburg4034 2 года назад +5

      So nose blindness

    • @Mumble8988
      @Mumble8988 2 года назад +41

      @@phantom_isle Yeah but he smelt each ingredient before he actually started mixing them together. I think that’s what the OG commenter was referring too. He desensitized himself to each individual ingredient so it didn’t smell as bad to him when it was mixed together

    • @martyjehovah
      @martyjehovah 2 года назад +18

      @@Mumble8988 He smelled all those ingredients 5 days before making the product, I doubt his senses were still numbed.

  • @someguy2316
    @someguy2316 2 года назад +479

    Everyone forgets about the worst parts of a truly bad smell. It's the feeling you get walking into an outdoor bathroom (no A/C) on a hot summers day being bombarded by the humid scent of drying piss, so thick it feels like it's condensating on your skin. Tasting the urine in the air as you hopelessly hold your breath, simply seeking relief. THAT, is what makes a horrid smell.

    • @johvie
      @johvie 2 года назад +134

      this comment is assaulting

    • @dcheek2
      @dcheek2 2 года назад +114

      when you hold your breath and plug your nose, but your eyes still smell it

    • @westie430
      @westie430 2 года назад +3

      Wow I'm glad I don't hang out in men's bathrooms🤣

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 2 года назад +7

      @@westie430 especially a public park mens bathroom.

    • @pcfllms
      @pcfllms 2 года назад +13

      That’s happened to me many times before. I just go in the woods at that point. Take some toilet paper with me and go.

  • @havensEccentric
    @havensEccentric 5 месяцев назад +6

    Nile: has a lab that would make walter white blush
    also Nile: us government farts spray :D

  • @wintersking4290
    @wintersking4290 2 года назад +440

    Background info for anyone interested, text is from an article I found:
    "In 1998, Pamela Dalton, a cognitive psychologist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia, was tasked with developing a stink bomb for the Defense Department. Her experiments found that people from different backgrounds and different parts of the world, who grew up smelling and eating different things, often completely disagreed about which smells were good or bad.
    The best candidate she found for a universally distasteful smell was something called "U.S. Government Standard Bathroom Malodor," a substance that was designed to mimic the scent of military field latrines in order to test cleaning products. She chose the aromatic liquid as the base of her stink-bomb recipe. The resulting formula, which she called Stench Soup, may well be the worst smell ever created."

    • @SleepyGaymer
      @SleepyGaymer 2 года назад +15

      And yet when nile made it, he gave it a 4.6 whenever he creates something thats a 10/10 for him, you’ll literally be able to smell it from a mild away

    • @wintersking4290
      @wintersking4290 2 года назад +32

      @@SleepyGaymer it was the base, they actually made something worse by combining what he made with like 5 or 6 other things.

    • @nolanbaker2360
      @nolanbaker2360 2 года назад +1

      He should just buy or make thioacetone and get it over with
      Edit spelling

  • @bubblinebee
    @bubblinebee 2 года назад +909

    Reminder for everyone surprised Nile was underwhelmed... this is the man that distilled his own urine.

    • @kimnamjoona6278
      @kimnamjoona6278 2 года назад +34

      Exactly! This man is amazing enough to make Diamond water

    • @bandana_girl6507
      @bandana_girl6507 2 года назад +30

      If him being underwhelmed does not speak to his level of "I will make malodorous chemicals for fun" I don't know what can

    • @canttell4687
      @canttell4687 2 года назад +32

      This is the same man that smelled CYANIDE just to see if it really smelled like almonds

  • @Panha_Janai
    @Panha_Janai 2 года назад +1184

    You know he's a stinky smell connoisseur when he call the end product “It's not that bad”.

    • @ducksandcats
      @ducksandcats 2 года назад +1

      or his receptors are destroyed for staying too much in the lab xd

  • @naamahdarling
    @naamahdarling 2 месяца назад +1

    In perfumery, the distance at which you can smell it, the strength of it, is called "scent throw" or "fragrance throw", often just "throw", and the trail left behind as you (or the thing you are smelling) move is called the "sillage".
    I kept thinking about these two facts with increasing dread throughout this video.

  • @jayglenn837
    @jayglenn837 2 года назад +215

    As janky as it is, i love the production style in this one. Getting to see where everything is in the lab is so oddly pleasing. Also the little hiccups in the process are funny :D

    • @SekiLapse
      @SekiLapse 2 года назад +1

      totally agree

    • @DVDplayerz
      @DVDplayerz 2 года назад +4

      One thing is sure, I think they need to have a little more "break time".

    • @Sutterbombz
      @Sutterbombz 2 года назад +3

      That electronic pipette is dope

  • @Vampire_EGirl
    @Vampire_EGirl 2 года назад +3976

    “Military grade stink” is probably the most hilarious thing I have ever heard lmfao

    • @brendaharris1228
      @brendaharris1228 2 года назад +40

      Military grade? Our hard earned tax dollars at work folks! It is hilarious tho!

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 2 года назад +4

      @thomas truong yeah, because you're spending them on developing stink bombs.

    • @thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038
      @thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 2 года назад +1

      The big terms / names Ley and ash and don cannot be misused in names, and the misused names Ashley and Donald must be changed - I am the only being reflecting nature related terms and special names like Ley / Leya etc!

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 2 года назад +1

      I can top anything they're creating 😄👍

    • @thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038
      @thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 2 года назад

      The word top only reflects me! But it’s true that no synthetic smeII could ever be _ than a humn _ or _ or humn 💨 which are the most harrible smeIIs, including the ones from can’t / tunneIz of doom and sh_ and 💨s!

  • @tabletoparcade4203
    @tabletoparcade4203 2 года назад +2706

    I'm with Nile on this one. On a scale of 0 to Thioacetone, if you're able to simply replace the lid and say it smells bad, then it's trash.
    For comparison, if that were Thioacetone, the moment you removed the lid everyone within a 1kM radius would be vomiting and evacuating.
    ...please make Thioacetone.

    • @B4dr4bbit
      @B4dr4bbit 2 года назад +426

      You gave him every reason he shouldn't in your comment.
      Good chance he still might.

    • @dagda1180
      @dagda1180 2 года назад +128

      Tell him in an email.

    • @tabletoparcade4203
      @tabletoparcade4203 2 года назад +67

      @@dagda1180 Why don't we all email him :)

    • @mrcakeday1439
      @mrcakeday1439 2 года назад +58

      @@tabletoparcade4203 that would be spamming. Not regarded as a cool move.

    • @tabletoparcade4203
      @tabletoparcade4203 2 года назад +162

      @@mrcakeday1439 No no no.
      If one person were to send multiple then that would be spam. Or, if multiple people were to send the same message with the sole intent to grief, then that too could be called spam.
      But if multiple people, each under their own volition, were to make the same legitimate request, then that would be a petition; even when coordinated, it's still not spam.

  • @divinesleeper
    @divinesleeper Месяц назад +3

    >military grade stink
    >"I think I need to come up with something worse"

  • @UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES
    @UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES 2 года назад +533

    Nile: "I'm not sure why people think my past time is to make stinky things"
    Also Nile: *SniiIIIIFFFFFFF*

    • @synonymdave
      @synonymdave 2 года назад +9

      „This smells absolutely horrible“
      *sniffs some more*

    • @sapphire5475
      @sapphire5475 2 года назад

      I am sad today I didn't got a single subscriber😭😭😭😭😭..........

    • @Siddich
      @Siddich 2 года назад +3

      @@sapphire5475 maybe you need good content then 🤗

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 2 года назад

      @@sapphire5475 I am sad today you filled some of my favourite channels with spam

  • @RealDiaFr
    @RealDiaFr 2 года назад +617

    22:05 I loved this. It's so simple and innocent, but this really is what science is all about. He had a question, based on everything he knew about the construction of the floor and bottle (aka research), he constructed a hypotheis, conducted an experiment, and collected the data while communicating the results via video recording. Proper science.

    • @populationme
      @populationme 2 года назад +26

      such a thorough experiment, one to make a report of

    • @rautamies2305
      @rautamies2305 2 года назад +48

      @@populationme I'm actually writing 700 papers on this experiment, inspiring.

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 2 года назад +4

      @@rautamies2305 bro i exhaled so hard at that

    • @taliyahsparkle8308
      @taliyahsparkle8308 2 года назад +3

      That was a scientific breakthrough he deserves 10000,00000000 awards

    • @vibez5847
      @vibez5847 2 года назад +2

      You forgot, we have to repeat it many times, and replicate it in another part of the world.

  • @ComradePhoenix
    @ComradePhoenix 2 года назад +586

    Nile: *has literally made something that smells like actual human shit*
    Also Nile: "Why do people think that making stinky things is my hobby?"

  • @Carlthepersonyt
    @Carlthepersonyt Месяц назад +2

    Imagine someone breaks into the lab, and Nile just takes a vial of this stuff and hits them with that Minecraft splash potion action

  • @davebeebe9168
    @davebeebe9168 2 года назад +561

    this video is such a good representation of the chaotic entity that is Nile, from the use of the ice pick for box opening and table destruction to juggling the several hundred dollar pipette to shoving his whole nose into chemical containers, he truly is a force to be reckoned with

    • @DJWolves97
      @DJWolves97 Год назад +8

      Yeah I’m surprised the FBI has not cracked down on Nile

    • @zach3096
      @zach3096 Год назад +2

      The pipette is no more than a few dollars. You’re tripping

    • @davebeebe9168
      @davebeebe9168 Год назад +19

      ​@@zach3096 brother even my high school bio lab had micropipettes that cost upwards of $300, what makes you think Nile wouldn't also opt for higher end equipment if he can afford it? you want equipment that won't fail on you in the lab, especially when you're measuring such minute amounts of substances

  • @joshmaday1462
    @joshmaday1462 2 года назад +1314

    I feel like "created by the US government" in this case means a bunch of soldiers wanted to pull a prank, so they mixed together all the bad-smelling stuff they could find, then when they got busted, their superior turned it in, called it research, and won an award.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 2 года назад +102

      Nah. His shit is the combined fault of OSS and CIA. Which is honestly funnier.

    • @ossiehalvorson7702
      @ossiehalvorson7702 2 года назад +95

      @@CraftQueenJr It's definitely funnier, but as a US citizen it also kind of pisses me off. So glad that money they take out of my paycheck, my home, my car, and all my purchases is going towards fucking stink bombs. God forbid it go towards something useful like infrastructure or furthering renewable energy. lmao

    • @brycem8161
      @brycem8161 2 года назад +12

      This is what DARPA does on the citizen's dime

    • @_f355
      @_f355 2 года назад +35

      @@ossiehalvorson7702 Tom Scott made a video about NIST library of Standard Reference Materials a few years ago, it's called "The US Government's $983 Freeze-Dried Urine", look it up, I think you'd like it.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 2 года назад +17

      @@brycem8161 well it swings between shit like this and developing the internet and terminators. Depends how cracked out the scientists and engineers are

  • @bonesmcrattley2849
    @bonesmcrattley2849 2 года назад +1243

    So he's a pee chemist and now he's a fart chemist. He's actually trying to create a homunculus with all bodily functions.

    • @physicsisawesome696
      @physicsisawesome696 2 года назад +39

      So he is going become a poop chemist in the future? 😳

    • @nileblack
      @nileblack 2 года назад +15

      Then there's poop essence

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 года назад +14

      Efficiency XXI

    • @word6344
      @word6344 2 года назад +27

      @@physicsisawesome696 pretty sure he already made skatole which is a chemical that contributes to the smell of poop

    • @sselinco
      @sselinco 2 года назад +22

      NileBrown

  • @XDWTF-m3j
    @XDWTF-m3j 3 месяца назад +1

    nilered: super detailed highly planned carefully crafted masterpieces into a very informative and educational video
    nileblue: fart jar

  • @necro5430
    @necro5430 2 года назад +1037

    Nile: “It is stated that the smell induces fear or a fight-or-flight response.”
    Also Nile: *singular gag*

    • @HaveANiceDayLol.
      @HaveANiceDayLol. 2 года назад +27

      His insides chose flight

    • @Comic3665
      @Comic3665 2 года назад +8

      @@HaveANiceDayLol. fight*

    • @arteckjay6537
      @arteckjay6537 2 года назад +27

      To be fair, with how desensitized his olfactory senses are, it takes a lot to make him gag

    • @jyrktxuwu9648
      @jyrktxuwu9648 2 года назад +5

      @@why_oh_elle the smell of a rotting human corpse is incredibly identifiable. It most cases it strikes fear in it’s smeller.😊

    • @meatmobile
      @meatmobile 2 года назад

      I think the people who they tested it on were like.. really really sheltered or something.

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life 2 года назад +162

    Nile has blown out his sense of smell from being around too many chemicals.

  • @hexedvixen4824
    @hexedvixen4824 2 года назад +1446

    Can we all agree that we all wish for him to create his own 10/10 stinky soup

    • @Bjawu
      @Bjawu 2 года назад +109

      The day I see him acknowledge that something really stinks, I'll be terrified.
      Though I'll probably be aware before the video is out, since the smell will cover the surface of the earth.

    • @hikarii53
      @hikarii53 Год назад

      @@Bjawu it will be able to kill people 💀

    • @EpicMiniMeatwad
      @EpicMiniMeatwad Год назад +20

      This man could probably take the ingredients to the smell of poop, smell them individually, then put them together and never smell poop the same again.

    • @allthatsheiz
      @allthatsheiz Год назад +16

      Heck no 😂 he can’t smell. Which means the stink that he makes would be 100x as strong to everyone else

    • @murugeswaris1607
      @murugeswaris1607 Год назад +15

      For him it would be 10/10 for us it would be 10000/10

  • @ghostwriter1415
    @ghostwriter1415 2 месяца назад +1

    @9:27, "I dont know. It just feels good. It feels right" .. Well son that's the whole idea! Welcome to Fart Life.

  • @davidsalterego4481
    @davidsalterego4481 2 года назад +500

    Nile: Stinky stuff isn’t my pass time
    Nile 5 minutes later: *I’m very experienced with this smell*

    • @m3sca1
      @m3sca1 2 года назад +2

      i wanna see him make his 10 on 10 stink

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 2 года назад +2

      pastime*

    • @wiger_
      @wiger_ 2 года назад

      @@m3sca1 bro, that would actually be like a chemical weapon lol

  • @Merennulli
    @Merennulli 2 года назад +301

    When the entire world vomits as one, we will know that he has succeeded in creating his 10/10.

    • @trinchen1414
      @trinchen1414 2 года назад +3

      he'd still be like "ehh i expected sth worse :/"

  • @undefined40
    @undefined40 2 года назад +401

    Label on box: "Do not use knife to open!"
    Nile: "Ok" gabs pike

  • @thekeysman6760
    @thekeysman6760 3 месяца назад +1

    7:51 "There's no Amazon Prime shipping for this stuff?" 😂 Are the chemicals sold on Amazon, Reggie?

  • @emperorpingusmathchannel5365
    @emperorpingusmathchannel5365 2 года назад +544

    Neil has yet to find a stink worthy of his presence. He's just too powerful.