Making a bismuth knife to undo an injustice

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @kiwami-japan
    @kiwami-japan 3 года назад +109380

    Thank you for making the bismuth knife. arigato

    • @MattTheParanoidKat
      @MattTheParanoidKat 3 года назад +6160

      Kiwami NOTICED IT!

    • @FirePonk_
      @FirePonk_ 3 года назад +1238

      Good job

    • @eddyk3
      @eddyk3 3 года назад +1384

      Hello. RUclips brought us both together today it seems.

    • @cynthiacels8051
      @cynthiacels8051 3 года назад +2004

      dude has 3.43 million subs and they haven’t given him a checkmark??

    • @hareezkaikyou
      @hareezkaikyou 3 года назад +240

      Just realize this was yesterday.

  • @jonasciliento336
    @jonasciliento336 4 года назад +21985

    He may be safe with chemistry but the minute he gets access to power tools he commits osha violations left and right

    • @mikejameson7678
      @mikejameson7678 4 года назад +513

      Who's Osha? I only know Oprah.

    • @Felixkeeg
      @Felixkeeg 4 года назад +1870

      Chemist here. He's not always safe around chemicals either.

    • @polygorg
      @polygorg 4 года назад +416

      @@Felixkeeg he just isn't save, at least on this channel

    • @buccaneer3071
      @buccaneer3071 4 года назад +1254

      Can someone please make a video titled "NileReid commiting osha violations" and cut it alll together?

    • @greencatdude866
      @greencatdude866 4 года назад +114

      @@mikejameson7678
      Stuff about ergonomics and bot hurting yourself if memory serves me well.

  • @samuelbiche6846
    @samuelbiche6846 4 года назад +960

    this really give off the 'work hard, not smart' vibes

    • @anonymoususer8967
      @anonymoususer8967 4 года назад +19

      Just flash back to all of the violent metal scraping and grinding noises

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +1

      @Peter Rabbit I think you might be mistaken, it is your neurons that are giving you error 504, so sorry, but you can't haz nerd.

  • @thanoshusk1962
    @thanoshusk1962 4 года назад +7032

    Nile Red: Makes a superconductor.
    Nile Blue: Tutorial on how to use every tool the wrong way.

    • @jalexoneschanel1356
      @jalexoneschanel1356 4 года назад +259

      He even uses the knife wrong at the end

    • @ettu357
      @ettu357 4 года назад +227

      The duality of man

    • @Slouworker
      @Slouworker 4 года назад +129

      Chemist's aren't tradesmen

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator 4 года назад +86

      practical science vs impromptu science

    • @thats_inaccurate
      @thats_inaccurate 4 года назад +82

      When he stated to file and said "you definitely need one that grinds off more than this" my entire body cringed. He is using the damn thing sideways

  • @AurodiumKnight-of9hd
    @AurodiumKnight-of9hd 9 месяцев назад +2085

    This man sanded with a whetstone and sharpened with sandpaper. This is the one of the greatest knife smithing videos I've seen!

    • @nameibok
      @nameibok 4 месяца назад +21

      lmao

    • @iurigomes603
      @iurigomes603 3 месяца назад +105

      Ten years from now Nile will say "we learned a lot making that bismuth knife video and now see what we did wrong" and will redo

    • @kennybrunton5617
      @kennybrunton5617 3 месяца назад +34

      He didn't even wet it

    • @FerdinandFake
      @FerdinandFake 2 месяца назад +18

      He also filed sideways 😅

    • @keilahdugan0613
      @keilahdugan0613 2 месяца назад +2

      lmaooo frrrr

  • @faydn3150
    @faydn3150 3 года назад +5114

    Why is no one talking about the fact that the safety master himself just spun a knife 360 in the air and caught it bare handed

    • @youcan_change_handle_3june_
      @youcan_change_handle_3june_ 3 года назад +216

      yes on my loose memory he was like SAFETY and now lol

    • @pockychu887
      @pockychu887 3 года назад +119

      As a person who does stupid knife tricks all the time i can say that it isn't that difficult haha

    • @DemsW
      @DemsW 3 года назад +101

      @@pockychu887 it is dangerous tho

    • @pockychu887
      @pockychu887 3 года назад +64

      @@DemsW yeah accidentally i cut myself multiple times so XD

    • @Justanotherpsychopat
      @Justanotherpsychopat 3 года назад +11

      I jaw was like on the floor

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 3 года назад +6859

    Nile Red: I needed to do it safely, so i waited a couple days
    Nile Blue: _flips a knife and catches it bare handed, spills liquid metal on the floor, touches metal after it was just blowtorched bare handed_

    • @sup3rshockwav317
      @sup3rshockwav317 3 года назад +503

      Don't forget *uses a dry whetstone as sandpaper*

    • @Holbytatown
      @Holbytatown 3 года назад +195

      It's the first time I'm watching these channels, is this a dr.jekill/me.hyde situation?🤔🤣

    • @mrkitloin
      @mrkitloin 3 года назад +84

      @@Holbytatown pretty much lol

    • @doublex929
      @doublex929 3 года назад +95

      Nile blue: *Double blowtorch intensifies*

    • @levranz1054
      @levranz1054 3 года назад +16

      Are they differant?
      I m a new fan thats why i m asking

  • @nogf42069
    @nogf42069 9 месяцев назад +1568

    27:17 "the cucumber is scratching the knife" might be one of my favourite Nile phrases ever. The way he says it like a disappointed father always gets me 😂

    • @CrabJelly5225
      @CrabJelly5225 4 месяца назад +28

      It’s a 2.2 on the Moh’s scale of hardness. Your fingernail (if particularly solid) could absolutely scratch it. A penny could scratch it. A piece of glass could scratch it, is my point. It’s incredibly soft.

    • @joses-alt2558
      @joses-alt2558 2 месяца назад +1

      The moment I liked this comment, I got an ad :/

    • @Stratocaster42
      @Stratocaster42 3 дня назад

      That made me laugh so hard because it perfectly described the abject functional failure of the knife as a knife

  • @slippinjenny7410
    @slippinjenny7410 4 года назад +490

    Going from NileRed being meticulous and careful and editted to NileBlue just fuckin around is such whiplash

  • @okeydokeytodoroki325
    @okeydokeytodoroki325 3 года назад +6268

    NileRed: we don’t want any impurities
    NileBlue: we’ll just scoop up the dust off the floor

    • @robeatsispain1564
      @robeatsispain1564 3 года назад +42

      Dust

    • @MathewCR
      @MathewCR 3 года назад +3

      @@robeatsispain1564 '-'

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 года назад +2

      @@robeatsispain1564 dusty

    • @Malaphor2501
      @Malaphor2501 3 года назад +50

      Seriously, I was like "at least put a plastic sheet down to catch some of that to use later..."

    • @dealerofdeeth6043
      @dealerofdeeth6043 3 года назад +42

      i know your memeing but the thing is that most impurities in metal melts off in the slag and skimmed off sorta how water leaves behind stuff when it evaporates

  • @3sty216
    @3sty216 4 года назад +669

    So no one's talking about how they bought a whetstone set and using it dry then they didn't use it to sharpen the knife in the end.

    • @panner11
      @panner11 4 года назад +114

      Yeah...looks like he's 100% chemist 0% craftsman

    • @encryptedmaze
      @encryptedmaze 4 года назад +60

      That’s nothing compared to watching him try to use a file...

    • @3sty216
      @3sty216 4 года назад +19

      @@encryptedmaze both are bad but come on, surely you also died inside when he did that

    • @amyv.2130
      @amyv.2130 4 года назад +15

      This is the first video of his I've ever watched. I was really hoping he'd read the instructions for sharpening. It hurt to watch.

    • @ashefauxe3369
      @ashefauxe3369 4 года назад +6

      My bones cried out in horror and anguish. I've never known such a terrible sight.

  • @WoodySTP
    @WoodySTP 10 месяцев назад +396

    when i saw you drawing it in the absolute center on that metal, i already knew i was in for a treat.

    • @mowvu
      @mowvu 8 месяцев назад +7

      ahaha nobody picked up on that 😂

    • @variable_the
      @variable_the 5 месяцев назад +20

      I thought the same thing, I used to cut shapes out of paper from the center when I was still little. My father used to scold me on how much that leads to wastage, since then, if anything needs cutting, it goes as close to the edge as possible.

    • @CrabJelly5225
      @CrabJelly5225 4 месяца назад +8

      @@variable_theyou can still use the leftover shapes though? It’s not really waste if you know how to cut little shapes out of the edges (I hated cutting stuff in the center of pages because I have poor fine motor skills due to dysgraphia and a neurological tremor (I don’t have any weird disease, it’s just a genetic tremor. My grandfather had one, my father has it, and so do most of my cousins) and teachers used to straight up SCREAM at me for not cutting straight. So maybe stuff should just be cut as close to the side in general because it makes less waste and makes ten times better results for people who struggle to cut straight.
      I honestly hate cutting shapes with scissors so I’ve invested in xacto knives. They are dangerous but much easier for me to control. My dad turned me onto them.

    • @ayyymacaroni
      @ayyymacaroni 4 месяца назад +9

      @@CrabJelly5225 What kind of microplastic-brained teacher yells at a kid for not cutting straight? If I was your teacher I'd be making little cardboard cutting guides 😭

  • @milktea3710
    @milktea3710 4 года назад +7561

    nile has this sense of impulsivity thats terrifying but admirable

    • @kmit9191
      @kmit9191 4 года назад +65

      @Weatherproof Guaranteed can confirm

    • @bongothepsycho7280
      @bongothepsycho7280 4 года назад +64

      *admirable but terrifying

    • @Alex-co7cq
      @Alex-co7cq 4 года назад +31

      You’ll both love and hate me then, I basically have no frontal lobes 😉

    • @stuarte5027
      @stuarte5027 4 года назад +90

      Nilered: lawful neutral, nileblue: chaotic neutral

    • @moby11k
      @moby11k 4 года назад +2

      like me

  • @jaquan123ism
    @jaquan123ism 4 года назад +750

    i like the chaotic energy of nile blue vs the polished clean of nile red

    • @anthrosaurian
      @anthrosaurian 4 года назад +65

      NileRed is well-founded, thoroughly researched, deeply understood science..
      NileBlue is all of the science that leads up to that point 😝

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 4 года назад +2

      Me too, it's really funny to me

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 4 года назад +28

      They're both my favorite RUclips channels.
      They should do a collaboration.

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 4 года назад +16

      in all fairness, nilered is the channel where he said “this is my favorite chemical, a highly-reactive carcinogen that has a really nice color of blood”

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 года назад +1

      @@shadycactus6146 it's still polished.

  • @TheMadsteven686
    @TheMadsteven686 3 года назад +11879

    When you get your alchemy to 140 and move on to your Lvl 15 smithing.

  • @MCDreng
    @MCDreng 7 месяцев назад +262

    Im convinced nilered put all his brain points into chemistry and nothing else on the character creation screen.

    • @just-someone-random-jsr
      @just-someone-random-jsr 5 месяцев назад +3

      how is this comment not popular

    • @gretholondeporey8527
      @gretholondeporey8527 3 месяца назад +4

      @@just-someone-random-jsr because it's a 3 year old video. It would have gotten more likes if posted when the video was newer.

    • @13elementbey
      @13elementbey 18 дней назад

      😅😂

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 17 дней назад

      @@gretholondeporey8527 true

  • @mersilvaureus1525
    @mersilvaureus1525 4 года назад +3861

    The sheer courage required to even consider following in the footsteps of the Knife Master himself...

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 4 года назад +85

      I too, am a fan of the prison shake channel

    • @thebarkingmouse
      @thebarkingmouse 4 года назад +73

      Yeah the prison shank channel.

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 4 года назад +34

      @@Kumquat_Lord yeah because in prison they also have all the 5k 8k 16k grids grindstones

    • @Lamplit_Stones
      @Lamplit_Stones 4 года назад +74

      He didn't even pull out a cucumber...

    • @fifthtyp3
      @fifthtyp3 4 года назад +31

      @@TheDeadMeme27 cinder block, blacktop, concrete

  • @brianock2321
    @brianock2321 3 года назад +4035

    Nile red: there were some unsatisfactory tiny bubbles in my aerogel.
    nile blue: *drops molten metal* its fine.

    • @meem6227
      @meem6227 3 года назад +15

      underrated

    • @bournelucid
      @bournelucid 3 года назад +18

      you cant really clean it up with some napkins

    • @kaylynnl6800
      @kaylynnl6800 3 года назад +39

      @@bournelucid Im going to test this theory wish me luck

    • @ShadowStorm887
      @ShadowStorm887 3 года назад +70

      Also Nile blue:" look at that my gloves are smoking"

    • @talloran7744
      @talloran7744 3 года назад +5

      @@kaylynnl6800 good luck

  • @imkabochan
    @imkabochan 4 года назад +6094

    I'm not a blacksmitth, but I'm sure you just made a lot of them feel entertained and horrified at the same time.

    • @skiiiler7943
      @skiiiler7943 4 года назад +127

      Thats exactly how i feel rn

    • @bangskeetskeet
      @bangskeetskeet 4 года назад +366

      Im not a blacksmith, but I collect and repurpose old knifes. I have multiple Whetstones and multiple sharpeners...I will tell you
      It hurt me seeing what he did

    • @kleboskjervold-david8549
      @kleboskjervold-david8549 4 года назад +145

      Yes this was physically painful to watch but I couldn’t stop watching...

    • @bangskeetskeet
      @bangskeetskeet 4 года назад +59

      @@kleboskjervold-david8549 well thats the worst part...you think it cant possibly get worse...

    • @gyzardo3648
      @gyzardo3648 4 года назад +60

      My dad is an offshore diver/hobbyist blacksmith so I know a little bit about this stuff and yeah... It hurt

  • @paavani5337
    @paavani5337 9 месяцев назад +250

    nile: has all types of cool axes, hammers angle grinders and stuff
    also nile: doesn't have a knife

  • @anactualonion5137
    @anactualonion5137 4 года назад +33639

    NileRed: Cold, Calculated, and always serious
    NileBlue: Literally a child

    • @Harfie
      @Harfie 3 года назад +2683

      By “calculated” do you mean “always shaking and moving shit when he gets impatient” 😂

    • @israelmendoza4435
      @israelmendoza4435 3 года назад +86

      😂

    • @purplepumkiin4851
      @purplepumkiin4851 3 года назад +924

      Correction, A literally a child with money

    • @Kast3rr
      @Kast3rr 3 года назад +30

      Yes.

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 3 года назад +924

      nilered: left brain
      nileblue: right brain

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 4 года назад +5341

    "Chemist contaminates his entire laboratory with bismuth"

    • @paramsachdeva114
      @paramsachdeva114 4 года назад +31

      K

    • @starcrashr
      @starcrashr 4 года назад +609

      @@paramsachdeva114 Actually, it's Bi, not K.

    • @JoicSeth
      @JoicSeth 4 года назад +373

      @@starcrashr don't assume its sexuality bruh

    • @rainbowdroidman
      @rainbowdroidman 4 года назад +38

      @@JoicSeth lmao

    • @Tacheonblack
      @Tacheonblack 4 года назад +44

      Well that's just bananas

  • @felipemisawa5458
    @felipemisawa5458 2 года назад +1926

    To anyone interested why it took Nile so long:
    1) Stones aren't for grinding, they are for sharpening and polishing
    2) When filing, you never want to go across the file, you always want to go along the file
    3) Use both hands when sawing. One pushes and the other pulls... it's almost like half of the effort
    4) Also when sawing huge chunks, try to saw vertically, so you have your bodyweight to help you

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 2 года назад +103

      Yeah, I sharpen my own knives for work. Watching him use those stones was painful. Good video overall though.

    • @Qallyx
      @Qallyx 2 года назад +4

      Confused on point 3, how do you use both hands?

    • @wheelskeleton5648
      @wheelskeleton5648 2 года назад +23

      @@Qallyx use 1 hand on the handle to pull and the other to put pressure on the blade

    • @bobssmarly1812
      @bobssmarly1812 2 года назад +18

      Or just use that angle grinder with a stone and get it done in 15 mins ;)

    • @felipemisawa5458
      @felipemisawa5458 2 года назад +3

      @@bobssmarly1812 That works too hahaha :)

  • @thatotherted3555
    @thatotherted3555 10 месяцев назад +140

    Missed opportunity for a "Let's get down to bismuth"

    • @chelseagonzales4294
      @chelseagonzales4294 6 месяцев назад +5

      Steven universe reference, whoop whoop!

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar 6 месяцев назад +1

      it'd probably be too predictable honestly, I seem to remember back in the day, you couldn't turn a corner without seeing a bunch of people spamming it, so it's for the better that it was left out

    • @fem_enby
      @fem_enby Месяц назад +3

      Tell me why i thought this was a mulan reference and im saying it to myself to the tune of the song

  • @benballester8603
    @benballester8603 3 года назад +5016

    Nilered: we lost exactly 5 milligrams in the process, a real shame
    Nileblue: ooh my gloves are smoking

    • @tetraploid5000
      @tetraploid5000 3 года назад +24

      ahahahah-

    • @Aceig
      @Aceig 3 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @clank0052
      @clank0052 3 года назад +9

      Came here looking for this comment

    • @refrigeratorNO
      @refrigeratorNO 3 года назад +125

      The thing that I find the most hilarious is that, while they're the same person, they feel like two completely different people.

    • @Aceig
      @Aceig 3 года назад +4

      @@refrigeratorNO yeah

  • @nataliacam3811
    @nataliacam3811 4 года назад +6040

    "You kind of just stop thinking about anything, and the pain goes away." -BlueNile 2020

    • @3dyoshi_
      @3dyoshi_ 4 года назад +41

      2020 in a nutshell

    • @NerdOracle
      @NerdOracle 4 года назад +119

      Eventually, Nile stopped thinking...

    • @adr2215
      @adr2215 4 года назад +20

      @@NerdOracle i expected this type of comment

    • @NerdOracle
      @NerdOracle 4 года назад +26

      @@adr2215 Jojo is inevitable

    • @thecrow5961
      @thecrow5961 4 года назад +9

      It's true when making something it's meditation but with fire,fumes,dust,and sharp things

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 4 года назад +729

    "You just kinda stop thinking about anything and the pain goes away"
    The pain of watching him using the file like that is never going away.

    • @benjaminmiller3620
      @benjaminmiller3620 4 года назад +5

      Yeah....

    • @Convolutedtubules
      @Convolutedtubules 4 года назад +4

      I feel this pain also...

    • @Some._.Random._.Person
      @Some._.Random._.Person 4 года назад +1

      How are you supposed to use it?

    • @The4stro
      @The4stro 4 года назад +28

      @@Some._.Random._.Person smooth long strokes away from your body with the handle towards your body (trust me, i have to specify that the handle must be towards your body, i had an idiot in my toolmaker class that had the handle on the other side). it's not circles or fuckin sideways. i bet there are a lot of videos explaining how files work and how to use them

    • @eminatorstudios
      @eminatorstudios 4 года назад +5

      i still cringe at the thought of the jewelers saw. Looked like there was no tention on the blade

  • @shinylugiagames270
    @shinylugiagames270 Месяц назад +8

    i like how when nigel is about to flip the knife, he says "should i risk it?" but reggie, instead of saying its dangerous, says "do we have another one?"

  • @riley8704
    @riley8704 2 года назад +1779

    I've never encountered someone so careful, but so reckless.
    It's perplexing that this guy is still alive in his line of work, but completley expected at the same time.

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 4 года назад +9571

    The difference between goofing around and science is documentation.

    • @marxmangaming466
      @marxmangaming466 4 года назад +37

      Yep

    • @ReneSeckler
      @ReneSeckler 4 года назад +316

      He documented that he can flip an open knife at least once

    • @rom65536
      @rom65536 4 года назад +199

      So....Jackass with proper lab procedure is suddenly Mythbusters?
      Okay - I'll buy it.

    • @nom6758
      @nom6758 4 года назад +49

      and a loose utilization of the scientific method lol

    • @fatmarvin
      @fatmarvin 4 года назад +5

      and the right tools

  • @canttell4687
    @canttell4687 3 года назад +1841

    NileRed: *uses a glass stir rod and magnetic stirrer*
    NileBlue: *uses a fork*

    • @hasanmuhammad6651
      @hasanmuhammad6651 3 года назад +23

      The contrast 😂

    • @__nog642
      @__nog642 7 месяцев назад

      You can't use a magnetic stirrer on molten metal

  • @BurnedLeo
    @BurnedLeo 9 месяцев назад +39

    05:54 "This is a bit of a failure"
    (2 seconds later) : "I was never concerned I knew it'd work"
    Humans are funny creatures 😂😂

  • @teacup4561
    @teacup4561 3 года назад +3984

    going from nile red to nile blue is like discovering a whole new chaotic side to the professional science man you were accustomed to

    • @JulieWallis1963
      @JulieWallis1963 3 года назад +154

      I hadn’t even realised I’d moved from Red to Blue, I was too busy enjoying. 😃🤫

    • @Wildfruit6105
      @Wildfruit6105 3 года назад +14

      @@JulieWallis1963 me neither lmao

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 года назад +204

      Nile Red: your chem teacher in lab herding students
      Nile Blue: your chem teacher unsupervised

    • @Ziggerath
      @Ziggerath 3 года назад +14

      "is like" ? thats exactly what this is lol

    • @I_isBored
      @I_isBored 3 года назад +14

      @@JulieWallis1963 you can tell cause he’s like a whole new person on nileblue

  • @bloviatingbeluga8553
    @bloviatingbeluga8553 4 года назад +3790

    NileRed: Let's always be safe
    NileBlue: Let's flip a sharp knife

    • @JamesUKE92
      @JamesUKE92 4 года назад +86

      This guy is so ridiculously risk averse and then he does that! 😆

    • @kkonstantinosss2
      @kkonstantinosss2 4 года назад +49

      It always surprises me when people do that. My friend is super risk averse and then asks me to dangle her over the edge of over water with sharp barnacles and shit.

    • @Smileyrat
      @Smileyrat 4 года назад +90

      Nile blue is his safety flouting alter ego. The evil twin.

    • @WritingMyOwnElegy
      @WritingMyOwnElegy 4 года назад +20

      me at work vs me at home

    • @MaryKurosawa
      @MaryKurosawa 4 года назад +21

      *throws beaker across the room*

  • @kgallchobhair
    @kgallchobhair 4 года назад +953

    NileRed: makes aerogel and superconductors
    NileBlue: buys a knife instead of rotating the image

    • @amystrader5139
      @amystrader5139 4 года назад +10

      the dimensions of a paper are smaller than the knife he ended up making so even rotating wouldn’t have made as big of a knife as he ended up with

    • @waterunderthebridge7950
      @waterunderthebridge7950 4 года назад +28

      I mean he could’ve cut the image in two, printed them out separately and then glued them together...

    • @S_Black
      @S_Black 4 года назад +4

      @@amystrader5139
      He could have used bigger paper

    • @imperialrecker7111
      @imperialrecker7111 4 года назад

      @@S_Black lol

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 года назад

      @@S_Black or made a smaller knife

  • @Nath-Nath-09
    @Nath-Nath-09 4 месяца назад +10

    I love how nilered is actual conventional chemestry stuff and nileblue is where his adhd takes over and he does whatever comes to mind like buying hotwheels (btw my brother would kill for those)

  • @hi3367
    @hi3367 2 года назад +4463

    there’s something so funny about him chaotically scuttling around the lab like the mad scientist he is

    • @Punchy-Mango
      @Punchy-Mango 2 года назад +126

      Scuttling is the perfect word here, omg 😂

    • @whalesarefromspace4260
      @whalesarefromspace4260 2 года назад +52

      he really is a scuttler huh...

    • @cinnamonmink3736
      @cinnamonmink3736 2 года назад +95

      The more chemistry I do, the more I realize that scuttling is a chemists natural state

    • @insertname9305
      @insertname9305 Год назад +7

      @@cinnamonmink3736maybe i am a chemist

  • @casey-capri2914
    @casey-capri2914 3 года назад +1814

    The mixture of chemistry knowledge and absolute ignorance is what makes this channel so damn special

    • @burritouzumaki.
      @burritouzumaki. 3 года назад

      1000 like

    • @user-zz3sn8ky7z
      @user-zz3sn8ky7z 3 года назад +81

      People like Nile are the reason why Inteligence and Wisdom are separate stats in RPGs

    • @burritouzumaki.
      @burritouzumaki. 3 года назад +3

      @@user-zz3sn8ky7z lmao ikr

    • @KatsuKasuu
      @KatsuKasuu 3 года назад +10

      @@user-zz3sn8ky7z he's reading this comment like, I've never been so offended by somthing I 100% agree with.

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos 3 года назад +16

      "What's the shape of a knife?"
      "I don't know. We have to buy one!"
      "This big organic molecule; I wonder about its geometry..."
      "That's easy let me draw it from memory for you."

  • @farphos
    @farphos 2 года назад +3441

    I love that after all of that effort, the final product is about as effictive as a kitchen knife as the original block of bismuth

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 2 года назад +130

      Might have helped if he hadn't tried to swing it like a hammer and instead actually sliced with it.

    • @ombra711
      @ombra711 2 года назад +37

      @@solsystem1342 it was nowhere near sharp enough

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 2 года назад +58

      @@ombra711 well, I didn't say that it would work but, it certainly wouldn't have hurt their chances.

    • @drtagare
      @drtagare 2 года назад +1

      That's accurate.. Damm can't stop laughing

    • @HopeinSpades
      @HopeinSpades 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, the edge of the blade definitely wasn't made and sharpened quite as well as the knife Nile was basing his off of, but it was still pretty!

  • @simpingshrimp4791
    @simpingshrimp4791 Месяц назад +31

    0:27 Aww... He's sad the Bwismut Kwife got destwoyed. :3

  • @jacksim5759
    @jacksim5759 4 года назад +1968

    "I keep dropping little metal drops." is the most adorable and OSHA-violating sentence i've ever heard, you're a gem

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @josiahhenson4550
      @josiahhenson4550 4 года назад +8

      You don't work for a living do you?

    • @the11382
      @the11382 3 года назад +40

      What doesn't violate OSHA?

    • @numnut1516
      @numnut1516 3 года назад +14

      the11382 spilling bismuth doesn’t violate OSHA... that’s about it though

    • @occupymars4040
      @occupymars4040 3 года назад +4

      OSHA 😂😂😂

  • @kahuna_6424
    @kahuna_6424 4 года назад +287

    That “wire cutter” is a jewler’s saw. Those blades break often and you shouldn’t feel bad for snapping it
    But the whet stone use made me cry

    • @carbon5362
      @carbon5362 4 года назад +4

      This video made me laugh, I enjoyed.

    • @williamforbes6919
      @williamforbes6919 4 года назад +10

      A coping saw would have been perfect, nearly the same abilities but with an appropriately sized chip load. Harder to break to boot.

    • @reekymirror6764
      @reekymirror6764 4 года назад +3

      @@williamforbes6919 I thought it was a coping saw to begin with

    • @williamforbes6919
      @williamforbes6919 4 года назад +1

      @@reekymirror6764 For a second I was questioning my sanity when he rotated the saw without changing his direction of cut. Lol

    • @thomasdevlin5825
      @thomasdevlin5825 4 года назад +4

      "That was the only one we had!" that part killed me

  • @divdog472
    @divdog472 3 года назад +931

    the way he called out almost the exact weight on the knife was impressive

    • @neoxtra2461
      @neoxtra2461 3 года назад +22

      He measured out how much the knife was done he broke it up into pieces bruh

    • @gameyord7182
      @gameyord7182 3 года назад +3

      Should i take cards or hear you?

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 10 месяцев назад +14

    I love the blue-purple color that the Bismuth makes.

  • @TheCrystalCollector
    @TheCrystalCollector 4 года назад +6644

    Glad you remade it, super cool! Didn’t realize it would polish so well!!

  • @PraiseJesus69
    @PraiseJesus69 3 года назад +2920

    I like the part where he’s a brilliant chemist, but doesn’t realise you could angle the picture to print out in full.

    • @Spit823
      @Spit823 3 года назад +151

      Or lay the stencil on the edge of the metal so he doesn’t need to make a cut along the entire long edge

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +72

      People are good at different things lol

    • @amygenaille7863
      @amygenaille7863 3 года назад +28

      Well hes a chemist not a editor or a handyman.

    • @amygenaille7863
      @amygenaille7863 3 года назад +6

      Plus hes still a freakin child go easy on him.

    • @Neko42069
      @Neko42069 3 года назад +45

      @@amygenaille7863 he's 30 iirc

  • @JayandJay223344
    @JayandJay223344 2 года назад +3403

    I love the fact there was absolutely 0 planning for this project, once the bismuth slab showed up at the lab it's game time.

    • @hannahcraig6763
      @hannahcraig6763 2 года назад +138

      "I don't need to get any specialized tools, I'll just use the handsaw and 1 of the 5 hammers I keep in my chemistry lab."

    • @KVDVARCO
      @KVDVARCO 2 года назад +9

      "professional"

    • @calamaria9624
      @calamaria9624 2 года назад +2

      I wonder how much that slab cost him..

    • @Bike_Lion
      @Bike_Lion 2 года назад +19

      @@calamaria9624 - Nothing. It was given to him by the video sponsor. He says though that the weight was 17.65 pounds, so it'd probably cost somewhere in the $200-250 range to buy that much.

    • @calamaria9624
      @calamaria9624 2 года назад +2

      @@Bike_Lion Neat!

  • @drakencroger5103
    @drakencroger5103 7 месяцев назад +8

    This was the perfect video for The Bismuth Smith to sponsor. This video really shows how hard it is to get bismuth to look good!

  • @mattgolman
    @mattgolman 3 года назад +1476

    NileRed: I did 10 washings to make sure it was very pure.
    NileBlue: Oh, yeah, let's just scoop up the dust from the floor and put it in the middle.

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 года назад +11

      Just realized that now.

    • @ezgolf1764
      @ezgolf1764 3 года назад +21

      @TacticalMoonstone anyone that i’ve seen commented here that i really like:
      Nilered: Left brain
      Nileblue: Right brain

  • @killermoose
    @killermoose 4 года назад +9330

    As a blacksmith, I'm torn between laughter and crying

    • @lindzeesouperocd7558
      @lindzeesouperocd7558 4 года назад +743

      Why do you have to be black? Why can't you just be a smith?

    • @bramby9055
      @bramby9055 4 года назад +536

      coal reasons

    • @beowulf2772
      @beowulf2772 4 года назад +166

      Bruv I just watch blacksmith videos and I feel the same XD

    • @johnardbeg6381
      @johnardbeg6381 4 года назад +401

      A blacksmith works non-precious metals. A silversmith works silver. A goldsmith works gold. A tinsmith works tin.

    • @wickedcabinboy
      @wickedcabinboy 4 года назад +97

      @@lindzeesouperocd7558 - in context a smith is a synonym for blacksmith.

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 4 года назад +4893

    Watching you using hand tools is the equivalent to watching a tool machinist do chemistry.

  • @oliviermenard6629
    @oliviermenard6629 5 месяцев назад +9

    Nile Red : "Look at that, my gloves are smoking 😀"

  • @saugesmith2760
    @saugesmith2760 4 года назад +4737

    NileBlue: Lab safety is important
    Also NileBlue: Dual wielding torches, touching hot metal, and flipping knives

    • @f1ringfed
      @f1ringfed 4 года назад +59

      Dual*

    • @saugesmith2760
      @saugesmith2760 4 года назад +83

      @@f1ringfed You are correct my good sir, thank you for fixing my terrible spelling

    • @miserirken
      @miserirken 4 года назад +93

      No no, NileRed is the one who goes safety first.

    • @neonlights_12
      @neonlights_12 4 года назад +70

      NileBlue is curving toward big Michael Reeves energy

    • @MatthijsvanDuin
      @MatthijsvanDuin 4 года назад +84

      "Look at that, my gloves are smoking!"

  • @lillythepone2994
    @lillythepone2994 4 года назад +17403

    Alternative title: “Nile uses tools incorrectly for 30 minutes”

    • @zeek7382
      @zeek7382 4 года назад +531

      I was cringing the entire video

    • @borisssman
      @borisssman 4 года назад +734

      I don't know he nailed the hammer!

    • @ARandomCustodian
      @ARandomCustodian 4 года назад +178

      @@borisssman ahh I see what you doing . So punny. I die laughing. I dead now.

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 4 года назад +436

      Im a trained toolmaker... And seeing nile mishandling that hecksaw and the files made want to shout at him...

    • @Kalanchoe1
      @Kalanchoe1 4 года назад +240

      @@MrManniG the files really made me die inside 13:09 XD

  • @gemsineye
    @gemsineye 2 года назад +4282

    It felt as though my soul left my body when you brought out the whetstone and proceeded to make the most horrid attempt of sharpening that I’ve ever seen. Didn’t even put water on it, you just dove right in. Actually impressive.

    • @kaylarosemary936
      @kaylarosemary936 2 года назад +251

      yeah that was. A lot. This man is a goblin :D

    • @Spooon10
      @Spooon10 2 года назад +374

      Its even better because he also used the flattening stone meant for flattening your whetstone surface for the knife. Admittedly using it for the correct purpose but on the wrong thing.

    • @VaktheFox
      @VaktheFox 2 года назад +121

      @@Spooon10 "Failed Successfully"

    • @droid1008
      @droid1008 Год назад +25

      @@Spooon10 thank god i wasn't the only person who noticed that lol

    • @viceliag3916
      @viceliag3916 Год назад +149

      Please tell me you also noticed him blatantly using the file in every direction except the right one

  • @justanobody4928
    @justanobody4928 8 месяцев назад +4

    "What?? The cucumber is scratching the knife.....now way."
    This shit broke me into laughter💀

  • @dolger4308
    @dolger4308 Год назад +3534

    I love the formal, almost documentary like format of NileRed. But the "we don't know what we're doing" format on NileBlue is so much more entertaining

    • @nadineaymel-sherif
      @nadineaymel-sherif Год назад +15

      I agree

    • @Helstren
      @Helstren Год назад

      I am more of a blacksmith but i have done a few swords and knives for commissions and any that has done the work knows the aeons you spend behind the file and sandpaper :P... and yeah this one hurt at times, ehehehe but atleast he was giving it a crack@@nadineaymel-sherif

    • @Defectionists
      @Defectionists Год назад +41

      him flipping a knife without the cover on, i love it

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 Год назад +32

      ​@@Defectionistsyeah that was actually insane lol. Also trying it out on spoiled veggies after completely skipping any sort of sharpening.

    • @dinoteddy4842
      @dinoteddy4842 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@Hawk7886 they did sharpen it. they say it themselves thats why they were grinding it. after the crystals form and before the polishing. it was just difficult with tools he had so he didnt make it that sharp

  • @stevegoodson9022
    @stevegoodson9022 3 года назад +501

    The hammer selection process felt a lot like a serial killer showing off his favourite instruments.

    • @basrengangetch.2042
      @basrengangetch.2042 3 года назад +8

      Or torture scene

    • @S.B.A.N.05
      @S.B.A.N.05 3 года назад +2

      Lmao im glad someone else noticed

    • @chasegalloway9919
      @chasegalloway9919 3 года назад +4

      Or a lil kid showing off his nerf guns

    • @whalemingo5601
      @whalemingo5601 3 года назад

      "heres my guitar my flute and how could i forget, my banjo

    • @Ann-sj4pt
      @Ann-sj4pt 4 дня назад

      Omg i said this b4 i saw your comment! 🤣

  • @JETZcorp
    @JETZcorp 2 года назад +2730

    This is definitely full of "I saw it on RUclips, how hard can it possibly be?" vibes. Everything always goes perfect on RUclips, unless it's a Nile video. This realism is what we're here for.

    • @G50016
      @G50016 2 года назад +15

      Not me! I am here for that voice, and Bromine! "Bromine Bromine Bromine!" haha 😜

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 2 года назад +3

      This is big bismuth right here.

    • @thegermanempire9015
      @thegermanempire9015 2 года назад +5

      Realism? Nileism lol

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 2 года назад +2

      That knife looked so pretty -- I want one like that!

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 2 года назад +2

      But they need to stop throwing things around or being mean to things -- it's very disrespectful to nature...

  • @sumankumarsaha7038
    @sumankumarsaha7038 5 месяцев назад +6

    NileRed : (powdering gold) we lost about 0.01 grams which is okayish, but not that good.
    NileBlue : Yeah working with bromine, bismuth spilling, eating bird stop, is all good.

  • @fartmaster0707
    @fartmaster0707 3 года назад +4053

    NileRed: So the transparent wood wasn’t invisible, so we have to start again.
    Nileblue: ..can we just glue crystals onto the knife? that’s counts right?

  • @tommiatkins3443
    @tommiatkins3443 3 года назад +631

    Kiwami makes everything look effortless. These guys are the reality. Broken blades, hard work... Achy arms...

    • @megagaming8337
      @megagaming8337 2 года назад

      top 10 dangerous chemicals:- ruclips.net/video/CHzv6-sIrks/видео.html

    • @gnarlestongnu637
      @gnarlestongnu637 2 года назад +2

      To be fair, they are also spectacularly disorganized.

  • @VertietRyper
    @VertietRyper 3 года назад +2638

    "The Cucumber is scratching the knife" is by far one of the funniest things I'll probably hear

    • @TalhaKarakoyunlu
      @TalhaKarakoyunlu 3 года назад +33

      laughed a good amount at it

    • @nou5440
      @nou5440 2 года назад +1

      lol

    • @epaybe
      @epaybe 2 года назад +12

      I actually started crying at that

    • @evilbrat5376
      @evilbrat5376 2 года назад +10

      That wasn't a cucumber - it was a "Zucchini!" SMH

    • @epaybe
      @epaybe 2 года назад +23

      @@evilbrat5376 the hardest of vegetables

  • @JDM_Thor13
    @JDM_Thor13 Месяц назад +4

    3:23 the music is fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @DrinbevorBernd
    @DrinbevorBernd 2 года назад +344

    The fact that the scale has been laying on the same spot on the ground for all these days of filming is killing me. Sometimes you can even see Nile steping over it.

  • @theRx
    @theRx 4 года назад +1002

    "Using the same process that Kiwami did"
    Not even one cow-shaped creamer smh

    • @japalocoturbo
      @japalocoturbo 4 года назад +52

      Right? Where's the murderer atmosphere.

    • @Ghost-1_4_1
      @Ghost-1_4_1 4 года назад +49

      Where’s the dog ? Where’s the doll ? Where is all the unnecessary step like doing a coffee but somehow matters in the end

    • @SweetKiren
      @SweetKiren 4 года назад +4

      Smh

    • @vampvhs
      @vampvhs 4 года назад +3

      Your pfp goes with this

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 4 года назад +2

      what is a cow shaped creamer

  • @StarWarsNerd1465
    @StarWarsNerd1465 3 года назад +436

    How do you look so professional and so child-like at the same time.

  • @millaganwillagain
    @millaganwillagain 10 дней назад +1

    Watching you make this knife was hilarious, and using it on a floppy cucumber was the best test for a knife I think I've ever seen.

  • @GarfBaby
    @GarfBaby 4 года назад +627

    Nile Red = "Here's how we're going to ensure complete safety and make sure that nothing bad could happen"
    Nile Blue = Aight imma flip this knife real quick :^)

  • @irides46
    @irides46 3 года назад +1256

    NileRed: safety is important and shouldn't be ignored
    NileBlue: "do we risk it?" *Throws unsheathed knife in the air and attempts to catch the handle*

    • @capitalinventor4823
      @capitalinventor4823 3 года назад +75

      When you live in a country with universal health care you can do stupid things like that. If you look real close at his wrist you can see where the scar goes around from the transplant. He was really lucky to get a donor hand with almost the same pigmentation as his original hand. The first he tried that trick it didn't go so well and we're all so proud of the hard work he's done in his recovery. Niles Blue is so brave to to try the same trick again so soon after recovery.

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 года назад +32

      @@capitalinventor4823 wait what

    • @steamwings.6532
      @steamwings.6532 3 года назад +12

      Remember kids, a falling knife has no handle.

    • @KevinJLoos
      @KevinJLoos 3 года назад +1

      Rusty Cage: ❓🤔🧐⁉️

    • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
      @dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 года назад +5

      15:04 "Oh yeah, weren't we supposed to do this in the fume hood?"

  • @Door01
    @Door01 4 года назад +328

    Only the most technologically advanced labs have 3 kinds of hammers and an axe sitting in a drawer.

  • @kelseyc3425
    @kelseyc3425 10 месяцев назад +3

    It's really funny finding out Nile doesn't know how to cut vegetables

  • @zxmusefabrication6134
    @zxmusefabrication6134 4 года назад +714

    Nile Red: *Argues safety in literally every video*
    Nile Blue: *"FLIP THE KNIFE ONCE, FLIP THE KNIFE TWICE..."*

    • @adrianmango958
      @adrianmango958 4 года назад +16

      Take of the knife edge cover and flop it one more time🤣

    • @begginer43
      @begginer43 4 года назад +5

      "Which hammer?
      This hammer?
      Axe?"

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +2

      Flip the it three times, and I’m fearing for my life

    • @isidoreaerys8745
      @isidoreaerys8745 4 года назад

      I know right?????

  • @ghost-hn2lh
    @ghost-hn2lh 3 года назад +2372

    i like how on nile red he’s super serious, but here he’s just like “we got a donut hotwheels car” and throws and catches a knife

    • @endlesswanderer1753
      @endlesswanderer1753 3 года назад +125

      It's like Nilered is a super serious chemist and Nileblue is his reckless, mad-scientist twin.

    • @rgbglass7163
      @rgbglass7163 3 года назад +8

      @@endlesswanderer1753 frrrr

    • @wesleydavis143
      @wesleydavis143 3 года назад +13

      I couldnt tell that there was a plastic cover on the knife so when he just rapidly pulled it off I thought he made a major oopsie

    • @Rustydustycucumbers
      @Rustydustycucumbers 3 года назад +1

      I read this comment when he said that

  • @axolotlking1072
    @axolotlking1072 3 года назад +598

    Kiwami’s video: calm, methodical, asmr knifemaking
    Nileblue: it needs to be blasted a little more.

  • @Nedloh10
    @Nedloh10 8 месяцев назад +4

    I’m concerned that Nigel doesn’t own a cast iron pan

  • @Your_Future_Overlord
    @Your_Future_Overlord 3 года назад +1214

    NileBlue is just NileRed's younger brother that watched every episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy and decided that was good enough.

    • @cassied.6731
      @cassied.6731 3 года назад +43

      Wait you mean watching every episode of Bill Nye wasn't enough

    • @addinix17
      @addinix17 3 года назад +35

      @@cassied.6731 he speaks lies dont listen. Bill nye is more than enough

    • @sankang9425
      @sankang9425 3 года назад +7

      Gender is a spectrum

    • @r3n837
      @r3n837 3 года назад +21

      @@sankang9425 Yeah but what does it have to do with this

    • @Chillmewo
      @Chillmewo 3 года назад +16

      @@sankang9425 ummmmm. True but why u comment that on this comment

  • @TV-xc5ut
    @TV-xc5ut 3 года назад +2389

    “The cucumber is scratching the knife.”
    Nobody in history has ever said it before this guy.

    • @michaelwang1730
      @michaelwang1730 3 года назад +48

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 года назад +4

      @@michaelwang1730 I used to go there A lot

    • @twystedgamer1174
      @twystedgamer1174 3 года назад +16

      @@michaelwang1730 that subreddit must have some beef with the digital library of babel

    • @ability_fluffy2010
      @ability_fluffy2010 3 года назад +1

      Self defense

    • @Ame865
      @Ame865 3 года назад +4

      The billygoat with human hands ate the tyrannosaurus on the train tracks

  • @fowlproductions7246
    @fowlproductions7246 4 года назад +1358

    "The cucumber is scratching the knife"
    Only in 2020

    • @IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT
      @IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT 4 года назад +23

      Also in 2020, the cucumber _is_ the knife: ruclips.net/video/01WzbuO7_ms/видео.html (Kiwami)

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 года назад +16

      Things get scratched when they're used to cut, this has been an observable phenomena since Grug smashed Brug's head in with a shiny rock

    • @19future91
      @19future91 4 года назад +5

      @@IDoNotLikeHandlesOnYT wait that's illegal

    • @ghost_trap10
      @ghost_trap10 4 года назад +2

      Only at miller grove

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 4 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @lucykitsune4619
    @lucykitsune4619 2 месяца назад +5

    Okay so when cutting something with a knife, you're supposed to slice it, as in hold the vegetable/meat in place and move the knife forward/backward instead of just pushing it through

  • @RedPatriarch
    @RedPatriarch 4 года назад +381

    camera man is just a hype man and nile just says yes to everything he suggest in the most hypnotized voice i've ever heard anyone speak in lmao

    • @mdfm28
      @mdfm28 4 года назад +14

      just like the "yes honey meme"

  • @proph7543
    @proph7543 Год назад +1858

    NileRed: Carefully narrated and serious explanation of the process.
    NileBlue upon catching the brand new kitchen knife he had just thrown spinning in the air: "I did it!"

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 Год назад +53

      I flip knives alot and I've gotten pretty solid at it and even that made me uncomfortable

    • @niello5944
      @niello5944 Год назад +6

      He's trying to be Zoro.

    • @ParagonQuille
      @ParagonQuille 10 месяцев назад +20

      friendly reminder: a falling knife has no handle

    • @qseryGD
      @qseryGD 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@ParagonQuillei acknowledge that no one asked nor cares, but i happen to be the 1,000th like

    • @beforedrrdpr
      @beforedrrdpr 10 месяцев назад +3

      Switching to your knife is faster than reloading your pistol@@ParagonQuille

  • @BinManSays87
    @BinManSays87 2 года назад +4269

    I'm not going to lie it's mildly amusing to watch smarter people than myself struggle with basic hand tools

    • @somesweetguy
      @somesweetguy 2 года назад +331

      It's messing me up thinking he could kill you with an invisible cloud but made it look so hard to make a weapon out of a hunk of metal.

    • @trentward5587
      @trentward5587 2 года назад +25

      Thank you for saying it

    • @willybe6427
      @willybe6427 2 года назад +1

      it's the one hope we have that this kid won't turn into a super villain.. he can make a new recipe for cancer-aids but wouldn't know how to open the box if I put a padlock on it.

    • @reallytiredmachinist
      @reallytiredmachinist 2 года назад +9

      That's putting it nicely

    • @donteatmypickles1272
      @donteatmypickles1272 2 года назад +1

      @Google User What are you going on about dude?

  • @N_A_243
    @N_A_243 8 месяцев назад +8

    NileRed: It's very important that I don't over heat this and make sure to keep it at a stable temperature.
    NileBlue: yo i'd look sick dual wielding these blow torches

  • @iamsam322
    @iamsam322 3 года назад +585

    After listening to him say so many words I don’t understand and explain so many concepts that go over my head, it made me feel better when he didn’t know what to call the hacksaw

  • @spunkyspice4733
    @spunkyspice4733 3 года назад +210

    As a mechanic, I never took the time to think about all the stuff I know about how to use tools, until this video.

    • @crabmanster
      @crabmanster 3 года назад +6

      Watching him use the file drove me insane

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 3 года назад +3

      @@crabmanster Oh my god same. It hurt to watch. Also the angles he was cutting with the hacksaw. Why wouldn’t you cut downwards instead of sideways. And as a blade smith the way he was using the whetstone

    • @yahya2925
      @yahya2925 3 года назад +8

      @@cooperbrahmsteadt5123 He's basically a kid still as most people in their early 20s and late teens lol. He's just having fun with hands on learning and experience

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 3 года назад +5

      @@yahya2925 I know I’m not trying to put him down. Obviously it takes time to learn these things and no ones gonna be good at it right away.

    • @alanreckziegel9024
      @alanreckziegel9024 3 года назад

      OMG, same here!

  • @bonzwaygo
    @bonzwaygo 4 года назад +404

    This is what being in art school is like. Going into a project blind, buying random stuff because u forgot, realizing ur method is super tedious but getting to goof off with ur friends while u do it

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 4 года назад +3

      It's painful

    • @rivergranniss3740
      @rivergranniss3740 4 года назад +8

      And that's why art students don't make any money 😂

    • @hughmann5188
      @hughmann5188 4 года назад +12

      @@rivergranniss3740 Bruh engineering students do the same

    • @chickenman297
      @chickenman297 4 года назад +5

      @@hughmann5188 Most engineering students have a clue what they are doing since most engineering students come from a trade background (the ones I know do anyway)

    • @rivergranniss3740
      @rivergranniss3740 4 года назад +1

      @@hughmann5188 fair enough 😂

  • @tanishqpatel1560
    @tanishqpatel1560 7 месяцев назад +1

    NileBlue is the channel where kitchen appliances are tested to the limits and beyond.

  • @CyberMass
    @CyberMass 4 года назад +616

    "let me put on my safety goggles"
    2 minutes later is juggling a knife

  • @jordanrodrigues8265
    @jordanrodrigues8265 4 года назад +706

    NileRed: Let's talk about lab safety.
    NileBlue: Do I risk it?

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 4 года назад +27

      Nileblue is nilered crazy evil twin evil scientist.

    • @m1lkweed
      @m1lkweed 4 года назад +3

      23:12

    • @kevsonkeyboard
      @kevsonkeyboard 4 года назад +3

      Weapon of choice: Dual-wield blowtorches

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 4 года назад +2

      It's funny. NileRed is Nile's Blue Oni, while Nileblue is Nile's Red Oni.

  • @dordydude4408
    @dordydude4408 2 года назад +802

    Watching Nile transition from chemistry to smithing is like watching a skateboarder try paragliding for the first time. I lost all faith that he had a clue what he was doing when he used the file horizontally haha.

    • @ethanstrickland9665
      @ethanstrickland9665 2 года назад +4

      not to mention stroking backwards

    • @claggor1070
      @claggor1070 2 года назад

      @@ethanstrickland9665 Stroking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @skoo6370
      @skoo6370 2 года назад +3

      @@ethanstrickland9665 You should check out Fireball Tool's video about backwards filing ;)

    • @mary_789
      @mary_789 2 года назад

      665? let me change that.

  • @piyushshandilya7834
    @piyushshandilya7834 27 дней назад +2

    Thanks for making videos nile, it took me 29:56 min. To watch the complete video.

  • @andrewslater6846
    @andrewslater6846 4 года назад +534

    The hacksaw paradox: unable to cut curves, impossible to cut straight lines.

    • @hypersans6209
      @hypersans6209 4 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @SuperAWaC
      @SuperAWaC 4 года назад +20

      you can definitely cut very straight with them if you aren't handling them like a cro-magnon

    • @jeremymcadam7400
      @jeremymcadam7400 4 года назад +21

      @@SuperAWaC thats less funny though

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 4 года назад +4

      @@SuperAWaC cro-magnons were pretty smart

    • @U014B
      @U014B 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Kyle-gw6qpThey were able to make better knives than this.

  • @davidrutitsky9518
    @davidrutitsky9518 3 года назад +1909

    Nile: We take safety very seriously
    Also Nile: Plays with molten metal & throws a knife in the air

    • @juliacorrea7549
      @juliacorrea7549 3 года назад +90

      also nile: "oh look at that, my gloves are smoking"

    • @JuanWonOne
      @JuanWonOne 3 года назад +24

      Doesnt ware a mask when grinding metal

    • @velmi.
      @velmi. 3 года назад +6

      Masks aren’t required for bismuth cause it isn’t toxic to us

    • @_lemion
      @_lemion 3 года назад +3

      @@skuqre its 4th not 4rd if u want a rd then its 3rd

    • @JuanWonOne
      @JuanWonOne 3 года назад +6

      @@velmi. just because you can injest small amounts doesnt mean you can breath it... it's still metal.

  • @kirkendauhl6990
    @kirkendauhl6990 3 года назад +195

    As someone who watches a lot of knife making/blacksmithing videos I was laughing the entire time and it reminds me of a comment on one of your other videos that said “you can tell this man is a brilliant chemist by the way he operates that table saw”
    Tools and craftsmanship isn’t everyone’s forte, that’s a given, but the most important thing about making something is to have fun doing it and to reap the rewards of your efforts. That being said I consider this knife a huge success, you couldn’t stop smiling the entire time and that’s what made this fun to watch.

    • @theone2-three438
      @theone2-three438 3 года назад +2

      The important part about a hobby is having fun. So they’re doing it right.

    • @zirkh1609
      @zirkh1609 3 года назад

      Exactly, also it's not like a Bismuth knife was gonna be usable anyways, but like nileblue said, it's more like a decorative knife you put in your studio/office wall

    • @distress_x4410
      @distress_x4410 3 года назад

      Same when I saw him try to polish it with the wet stones I was crying I left a whole comment on how he should sharpen it with the wet stones

    • @serioussam2033
      @serioussam2033 3 года назад

      You can tell this man is a *sloppy* chemist by the fact that he hasn't informed himself about the exact characteristics of this element :D
      "Elemental bismuth is denser in the liquid phase than the solid, a characteristic it shares with germanium, silicon, gallium, and water. Bismuth expands 3.32% on solidification; therefore, it was long a component of low-melting typesetting alloys, where it compensated for the contraction of the other alloying components[15][21][22][23] to form almost isostatic bismuth-lead eutectic alloys."
      So heating it up was about the worst thing to do for getting it out of that metal thingy ^^

  • @StefanOlbert-bh9el
    @StefanOlbert-bh9el 5 месяцев назад +4

    your metalworking "skills" make me cry XD The way you use the files ... gold! Love your vids!

  • @JRS69520
    @JRS69520 4 года назад +750

    NileBlue: Needs safety glasses on everything happening.
    also NileBlue: Tosses around new kitchen knife.

    • @atheryx6407
      @atheryx6407 4 года назад +1

      You made my day. Thanks! :D

    • @alexkim330
      @alexkim330 4 года назад +4

      His eyes where safe though

    • @griffinvonkswalgoperson9499
      @griffinvonkswalgoperson9499 4 года назад +2

      That really scared me. Please don't do that.

    • @werrkowalski2985
      @werrkowalski2985 4 года назад

      I mean, when working with hot or reactive liquids there is actually a chance it will get in your eyes.

  • @huhnocorn7397
    @huhnocorn7397 4 года назад +883

    nile:uses what i assume to be a whet stone in all the wrong ways
    me a chef: *P A I N*

    • @gigaboom_9618
      @gigaboom_9618 4 года назад +29

      whet*

    • @thedemes1364
      @thedemes1364 4 года назад +85

      not only that, but then forgets to use it when he actually starts sharpening the knife lmao

    • @YEAHKINDA
      @YEAHKINDA 4 года назад +28

      @@thedemes1364 Don't forget the sanding block things. Those ones that are shown when he tries using the whet stone, off in the background. They're around the top left of the screen in a few bags.

    • @twinblade2623
      @twinblade2623 4 года назад +2

      Whet*

    • @blesstheeric
      @blesstheeric 4 года назад +2

      @@thedemes1364 wwww a we we awwwwwqwwwwwwww

  • @laethenglish1299
    @laethenglish1299 2 года назад +3324

    Nile: has a huge professional chemistry lab
    Also Nile: "we don't have a knife"

    • @kairon5249
      @kairon5249 Год назад +218

      "aren't we supposed to do this under the fume hood"
      "look, my gloves are smoking"
      "can we bismuth the other bismuth"
      +dual wielding fire torches
      +touching hot metal
      +flipping knives

    • @___echo___
      @___echo___ Год назад +42

      @@kairon5249 +still doesn't do it under the fume hood after he said that

    • @Jojo_Animation_Adventures
      @Jojo_Animation_Adventures Год назад +9

      I love Nile for these exact reasons lol
      Especially the comment ones in this comment lol

    • @catomax26jeev
      @catomax26jeev Год назад +4

      Important gear over stock, i guess

    • @Meryle25
      @Meryle25 Год назад +7

      I love that a professional lab has a drawer of various hammers (and an axe)

  • @Pinky-kc8go
    @Pinky-kc8go 10 месяцев назад +3

    Nile's cutting skills are worse than his knife-sharpening skills😭❤️