to the people saying that i didnt include the punchline; technically in this video i didnt, but part 2 is linked in the description, and its here aswell. ruclips.net/video/Wx7R7mvYCs8/видео.html
considering the amount of HEV suit users who have been to XEN with the HEV helmet and those that haven't I can conclude there is a flaw in that HEV helmet. there's no reason Gordon, Barney and Adrian survived in XEN without a HEV helmet.
*later, after crossing to Xen* Dead researcher: *has helmet* Gordon: *unearthly sounds of infinite rage* Also gordon: *doesn't scavenge the helmets, either*
@@PrivateSchemers1 It made him more cautious for his life and more avoident of damage, so being and feeling more vulnerable and open to the elmements and the fear of harm gave him the adrenaline and relflexes etc. to survive, that's my headcannon.
“If I rode a motorcycle wearing only that suit, I’d be breaking the law in twenty states-and you want me to wear it into a room where we shoot poorly-aimed lasers at a rock to try and tear apart the fabric of reality?” 🤣
I like Gordon's human like movements and realism, and the NPC's lack of movement and emotion. Really separates the important character from the side character.
I like this character of Gordon, really believable. Granted I would never accept it if Valve had him speak, but since Gordon is vessel for the fans, this is so perfect because its a fan's interpretation of how Gordon would sound.
Yeah I fukkeng hate the worshipping the silent protagonist schtick that this fan base does! It is in fact insinuated that our Gordon does indeed talk it's just we can't really hear him. I would love to have him talk, although on the other hand I would absolutely hate If they wrote his dialogue in a lazy way that's for sure.
@@GetsugaTensho85 Well it worked like 20 years ago and in Hal Life 2, but in episode one and two it kinda started to be irritating that Gordon doesn't speak. If half life 3 ever comes they probably will give Gordon some VA, even if he's not the most talktive person in the world.
“And what does a headcrab do?” “It goes for the head-“ “IT GOES FOR THE *HEAD* !” EDIT: Omg guys, thank you so much for the likes! I'm not on RUclips often so seeing this was a surprise!
After Gordon said fine. I thought the video glitch because it cut to him running, until I realized that was part of the video, good video though! pretty funny and fun to watch in general.
i love how for no reason gordon starts out doing the badass animation from the ending of HL:A and then proceeds to have the dumbest most petty conversation known to man
That weird cranky waddle off-stage at the end was perfect. Glad to see we got other Freeman actors that bring out Gordon's sass aside from Ross Scott. XD
"We know how to use safety equipment" [Insert spongebob pointing at the diapers meme but with all the lack of any safety regarding black Mesa and its seeming hatred of safety railing and other similarly simple yet missing items]
Well deep inside of Black Mesa, there already knew aliens and were doing experients on them, so probably they used teleporter before, but were covering this fact from other scientists in BM
Well they do have helmets, dead scientists that have dawned the suit in Zen are wearing them, maybe the helmet is inside the hidden butt cheek compartment of the suit.
The Tie Scientist in Black Mesa (the remake not the place in the game) says that the Mark 3’s helmet was not optional, and that it was also not ventilated, but still, it means that the mark 3 is better
You should add a "one week later" black screen with cartoon music followed by Gordon finding one of those dead scientists in Xen that have HEV suits on... with helmets.
Other HEV suits have helmets, as seen in Xen, with dead scientists. Gordon's doesn't, they probably tried to cut the cost with experiments being "safer" in that area of Gordon's work.
to the people saying that i didnt include the punchline; technically in this video i didnt, but part 2 is linked in the description, and its here aswell.
ruclips.net/video/Wx7R7mvYCs8/видео.html
Surprised it only took this long for someone to animate this video
Wow you found this fast
@@massiveidiot2939 his recommended must be just complete sfms
The man, the myth, the legend.
SAME!
Pog
"these suits have never had helmets" oh how wrong this man is
The man obviously hasn't been to Xen.
And what percentage of the population of those who went to Xen were kept from harm via wearing a helmet?
@@ps238principal you make a strong point
Head Crab Helmet, available for 99.9
considering the amount of HEV suit users who have been to XEN with the HEV helmet and those that haven't
I can conclude there is a flaw in that HEV helmet. there's no reason Gordon, Barney and Adrian survived in XEN without a HEV helmet.
1:27 The walk of the legends
Fine.
*later, after crossing to Xen*
Dead researcher: *has helmet*
Gordon: *unearthly sounds of infinite rage*
Also gordon: *doesn't scavenge the helmets, either*
Well apparently the helmet didn't help the dead scientist, who is dead.
Maybe Gordon survived that long BECAUSE his suit had no helmet... Somehow.
@@PrivateSchemers1 It made him more cautious for his life and more avoident of damage, so being and feeling more vulnerable and open to the elmements and the fear of harm gave him the adrenaline and relflexes etc. to survive, that's my headcannon.
you have better luck scavenging a lamborghini in the ghetto than you are finding a hundred million dollar piece of suit.
To be fair, if you came across a corpse, you wouldn't be keen to wear anything it's wearing.
@@rayanderson5797 I'd be inclined to agree, except all the other gross stuff gordon's put himself in (sewage, biohazards, fisting the hivehand...)
“If I rode a motorcycle wearing only that suit, I’d be breaking the law in twenty states-and you want me to wear it into a room where we shoot poorly-aimed lasers at a rock to try and tear apart the fabric of reality?” 🤣
I like Gordon's human like movements and realism, and the NPC's lack of movement and emotion. Really separates the important character from the side character.
thanks for noticing kjsdfhfgkjfsdh alot of people just thought i was being lazy
i actually was being lazy but this is the reason sdfkjgh
@@AverieZoranov lol nice
Good thing you were lazy with that scientist and not Gordon, that was a gamechanger in a good way
the only suits that had helmets were used by the scientist sent to die on xen.
scientists had helmets and they died, gordon didn't and he survived
@@Monie_PL When you’re right, you’re right.
@@Monie_PL if everything in halflife started because Gman stole the helmet. I'm gonna laugh.
@@Monie_PL that's assuming nobody came back. Besides, causation, correlation, etc
I like this character of Gordon, really believable. Granted I would never accept it if Valve had him speak, but since Gordon is vessel for the fans, this is so perfect because its a fan's interpretation of how Gordon would sound.
What?
@@WickedFamix yes
you can always have protagonist responses with a option to disable and enable them though.
Yeah I fukkeng hate the worshipping the silent protagonist schtick that this fan base does!
It is in fact insinuated that our Gordon does indeed talk it's just we can't really hear him.
I would love to have him talk, although on the other hand I would absolutely hate If they wrote his dialogue in a lazy way that's for sure.
@@GetsugaTensho85 Well it worked like 20 years ago and in Hal Life 2, but in episode one and two it kinda started to be irritating that Gordon doesn't speak. If half life 3 ever comes they probably will give Gordon some VA, even if he's not the most talktive person in the world.
I love how Gordon still has the ponytail (because he isn't a sellout).
“Hazardous EnVironment suit?”
“Because if we had a helmet we would’ve named it Hazardous Environment Vessel.”
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE WHEN DID THIS GET SO POPULAR?? WHAT DID I MISS SINCE IVE BEEN LOGGED OUT
only a matter of time. banger vid
the algorithm
yes
The algorithm hath chosen you, my boy...
it has a helmet, look in hl1 on xen
you see
“And what does a headcrab do?”
“It goes for the head-“
“IT GOES FOR THE *HEAD* !”
EDIT: Omg guys, thank you so much for the likes! I'm not on RUclips often so seeing this was a surprise!
tanos like that
"Aim for the head!" - Father Grigori, HL2
*for the FRICKING head.
You should have gone for the head
The headcrab goes for the head
He can defeat thanos
It feels wrong for a person to get so much support for quoting the original video
Gordon doesn't need a helmet, he's a highly trained professional
Love the fact that it's the original Freeman if he's got the ponytail
This shit was gold. YT recommendations will bless you one day sir
Shame isn’t it, considering this is a reanimation of someone else’s sketch
This was in my recommends.
It's happening !
@@sbraypaynt still good
Gordon then finds a fallen colleague in Xen who was wearing a helmet.
Someone finally animated this
i love that little shuffle he does at the end
After Gordon said fine. I thought the video glitch because it cut to him running, until I realized that was part of the video, good video though! pretty funny and fun to watch in general.
"It protects every part of the body EXCEPT the one that came up with the idea to make it."
I CANT
Gordon clearly doesn't realize he is a highly trained professional.
i love how for no reason gordon starts out doing the badass animation from the ending of HL:A and then proceeds to have the dumbest most petty conversation known to man
This is funny. hope you reach 1k subs.
probably not
@@AverieZoranov All it takes is getting your videos recommended
@@problemtf2532 sure wish thatd happen
@@AverieZoranov guess what happened
@@AverieZoranov guess what
That weird cranky waddle off-stage at the end was perfect. Glad to see we got other Freeman actors that bring out Gordon's sass aside from Ross Scott. XD
Aww, was waiting for the headcrab part. Oh well, this was still gold!
i ACTUALLY ANIMATED SOME OF THAT PART
unfortunately the file ended up corrupting itself so i lost that part :(
An alternate reality where Gordon refuses to get into the H.E.V. suit without a helmet and incidentally prevents the combine invasion of earth.
A lot of problems in the Half-Life series could have been avoided if Freeman could actually talk
"I voted against it" XD
Realized that Gordon has a ponytail
Just like he's old design
Making the thumbnail identical to the original as well is a really good touch and that just makes it even better tbh
This is actually something that pains me as well. Always didn't like how he didn't have the helmet. Not to mention the helmet skin for multiplayer.
And you can find a few dead scientists in Xen who wore hazard suits with helmets in HL1.
Is it a genuine game flaw?
"We know how to use safety equipment"
[Insert spongebob pointing at the diapers meme but with all the lack of any safety regarding black Mesa and its seeming hatred of safety railing and other similarly simple yet missing items]
"half life echoes" flashbacks
That animation at the end makes me feel like my life was worth living - just so I could witness this moment.
Gordon do be stating the facts of a Suit of Armor
But tbh, not all heroes wear Helmets and not all heroes wear capes
Damn I love that Gordon model
I like how the scientist is completely blind and calm while talking
Pretty sure Gordon was like "I should have fucking slept in" after the Resonance Cascade.
6 years and some one finally animated it
The scientist's dead-eye stare at nothing makes it even better.
The scientist not once making eye contact is great
I love the walk cycle at the end
And the fact the scientists never actually looks at freeman
He only speaks to the cameraman
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@@AverieZoranov balls
The run animation at the end got me
I still can't get over Gordon's ponytail
You have to be happy that the suit doesn't consist solely if boots, like aperture's
Gordon walking at the end.
It broke me.
In my head he always wore a helmet and they just didn’t show it for promo stuff
I love Gordon's expressions here. You did a great job!
I could watch this literally every day.
And that's what it looks like, when the YT algorythm blesses you.
This is brilliant, KEEP IT UP!
Part three needs to be like 10 seconds long of gordon stumbling across other HEV suits that DO have helmets.
1:23 "Dr. freeman please we know how to use safety equipment" *5 minutes later* "OH GOD IS THAT A ALIEN"
Well deep inside of Black Mesa, there already knew aliens and were doing experients on them, so probably they used teleporter before, but were covering this fact from other scientists in BM
to be fair, we see some HEV suits on zen and they have helmets
yes and they are fake
@@goodguyedge9898 no
And yet they are dead and gordon isn't. coincidence? I think not.
That's the joke brony...
@@tigerdiger7655 Glad my joke didn't sneak over your head.
I love this. This IS Freeman's voice to me now, and he has this much sass
So damn good! Thank you!!
This has become my favorite Half-Life thing right after Freeman's Mind.
Gordon does have a point!
finally got this gem recommended to me
Great job!!
If Gordon is ever given a voice, I want this one to be it.
that guy with the ponytail walks in such an elegant fashion
this deserves more attention
This is great. Good job.
That running at the end was amazing
the shuffle at the end really sold it
the lil waddle at the end freakin killed me
Well they do have helmets, dead scientists that have dawned the suit in Zen are wearing them, maybe the helmet is inside the hidden butt cheek compartment of the suit.
this video is meant to be a joke.
It definitely 100% has a helmet.
Glad to see door monster getting some attention
The Tie Scientist in Black Mesa (the remake not the place in the game) says that the Mark 3’s helmet was not optional, and that it was also not ventilated, but still, it means that the mark 3 is better
As funny as the original mate. Thanks for reminding me of the classic. Cheers :D
"Aw man, you cut the ponytail!" -Black Mesa Guard.
He should consider himself lucky because if he worked at Aperture Science he wouldn't get any safety equipment.
Gordon is really making a lot of sense here.
i love the way Dr. Freeman run at the end
Ooooh a door monster animation, nice
It appears in this alternate universe he did not, in fact, cut the ponytail
Somehow, the scientist's deadpan expression here is more fitting with the delivery of the dialogue than its original live action source!
You should add a "one week later" black screen with cartoon music followed by Gordon finding one of those dead scientists in Xen that have HEV suits on... with helmets.
I never realised I needed an SFM version of a Joel Haver skit with all the slight jank and deadpan included...
YOOO THE GORDON MODEL HAS A PONYTAIL ON IT LETS GOO
*Door monster animated.* 👌
Wow, it’s actually called Hazardous EnVironment suit😂
I've seen the original and this made it even better
good job
Gotta love the morrowind beastfolk crouch walk animation
nice detail that you included the ponytail gordon has on hl1.
Gordon comes off as such a Chad, but then he scuttles away like a Zoidberg 1:28
What your acting like that’s not a chad move
"Fine"
Starts to cut a jig
Dat run at the end lmao
He scoots away
That dead pan, "I am not paid enough to be here", look on the scientist's face just staring off to nowhere is what sells it for me.
That devious approach at the end 💀
The way he walked 😂
Dr.freeman: Fine
*start running to the toilet*
Was expecting this to be a "Honey! Where's my HEV suit!?"
Other HEV suits have helmets, as seen in Xen, with dead scientists. Gordon's doesn't, they probably tried to cut the cost with experiments being "safer" in that area of Gordon's work.
I love the fact that the scientist jus stands there .... menacingly
I like the detail of his ponytail.
That's an appropriate Freeman voice if I do say so myself.
"we know how to use safety equipment"
says the people who had several system errors