But here's the thing: The Spy was not shown leaving the room after learning about Heavy's steamed roast. He cloaked, and the door closed. What if the Spy stayed in the room, and knew about the Heavy's lie the entire time?
1:10 In this scene you can see a Demoman with a blue party hat (which represents The Winglet) and then you can hear Winglet scream at the end which probably means that The Winglet died in the house burned by the fire
Of course this is great but can you imagine having to show this to your grandkids when they ask grandpa what kind of entertainment he watched back in the days?
2:27 dude i love this frame, just look how well animated it is, and see every little detail like head bobbing and lips, even his jaw moves like saying Yes! awesome
I like how Heavy is able to put up with Spy’s BS, like the first thing Spy did was call Heavy a “Fat-headed Fat-man” and Heavy is like, “Lol nice to see you too fam”.
@@braytontauava7939 Yes, yes. Very good! I am full of sandvich! Well, I’m going to- good lord! What the h*ll is that?! Engineer’s Teleporter. (Gasp) Engineer’s teleporter?! At this time of year, at this time of the day, in this part of the map, placed here, in your home?! Yes. Can I please see it? NO!
honestly, I prefer the theory that in this universe the fire truck doesn't come because there is no fire trucks or emergency vehicles to begin with because there is no hope and everything in this universe is ache :)
Somehow the difference between steamed roast and steamed toast is even more absurd than the difference between steamed clams and steamed hams. This retelling is on par with the original! Thank you for putting your time into making this. You have gained a subscriber.
Things we maybe missed: 0:00 The hanging spy, watch and learn 0:00 The Demoman with Pizza and Sniper from "Requiem for Pizza" 2:56 The waving sniper in the left window
Revisiting this a year later made me appreciate how the dialogue from the original is changed just enough to make this feel like a genuine conversation between these characters, I enjoy.
"Ah, the sandwich. What a true delicacy that can only be properly enjoyed with utensils a man of pure class would use." - Probably what Spy was thinking while eating.
1:39 Can we stop and take a moment to appreciate that nice painting of Heavy with Medic? I feel like it's something that would be canon of them in the game.
1:00 I feel like he just went invisible to trick Heavy into thinking he went out the door, when in reality he merely shut it and watched him go to Scoutway.
@@dashthatonedude More like "Par-en-ei" toast. With a subtle "y" sound on the front of that "е." Assuming that's the right word. I'm still learning. Slowly.
Have I been drinking too much, or is this a Steamed Hams remix? At the end of 2019? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
@@Business_Ape something tells me despite the lack of measurable tumor growth in humans it is still an inhumane, untested, unregulated device. I wouldn't be surprised if it produced a brief burning sensation just before/after the teleport takes place.
id give a fuck about my teammates so imma eat that as a scout and be the biggest douchebag of history and flank the whole enemy team so fast they only last for 10 seconds
I love heavy's reaction to the question. Like he thinks for a moment, "What could go wrong with showing the spy the teleporter?", then immediately gets slapped by his own thoughts and says "NO!"
It doesn’t sound like they’re saying it, in TF2 SFM it only matters if they do say it But that’s just because it’s very hard to find the exact words you want
*Steamed Toast* When eaten: _+Eaten in 1.5 seconds_ _+50% fire resistance for 5 seconds_ _+10% of damage dealt is returned as health_ _+10% damage taken is returned as a speed boost_ _-30% recharge time_ _-Airblast removes .5 seconds from fire resistance timer_ _-Spycicle removes .5 seconds from fire resistance timer_ _-10% vulnerability on wearer_ _One time Spy visited Heavy and have lunch after a job well done. While discussing a few more strategies and tactics they can use, the sandwiches that were being toasted in the kitchen ended up being burnt. They were surprisingly good, every now and then Heavy will burn sandwiches on purpose, for a nice crispy meal._ It’s a burnt piece of bread, nothing more. I was thinking it would have a black # on the top, and it would be a dark brown color for most of the bread, with a lot of black by the #. Some # which are a little harder to see around the bread would be cool, not really everywhere but in a few corners or the crust.
see how the spy is getting progressively angrier 1:16 he's nearly cutting his finger through his glove 1:25 his hand starts shaking while he's holding his knife 1:31 he literally starts loading his gun! lol that spy is really getting mad
1:51 "Your steamed toast?" "Yes!" "And you call it steamed toast but the bread is clearly fresh..." _You know, there's a _*_REASON_*_ it's very moist and delicious when he's fighting in the battlements but not when it's made in his own home_
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you all had a wonderful year! :)
Merry Christmas mate. Love your work on the animations!
lmao I watched something exactly like this a couple days ago, except I think it had the sniper in it instead.
Love your animation ! All i can do is to write some tf2 fanfic 😂😂
Merry Christmas, Winglet;)
Merry Christmas, you handsome rogue.
I love how the engineer's teleporter is considered just as much of a rarity as the northern lights
When you enter Casual and find that one Engineer that adamantly refuses to build teleporters
battle engie w+m1
To a spy, yes.
Get my flamenwulfer
@@lordofshades9852 I always have Der Flammenwherfer
That transition from Heavy having his leg on the windowsill to the Kazotsky Kick was so smooth.
Cheese Yourself exactly. I was just thinking that myself.
Heavy do this move this move
Cheese Yourself time stamp?
I a gree
Spy probably thought he was trying to do the ultimate kazotsky kick, where u throw ur legs as high as u can
The expressions and movement are both realistic and spastic at the same time. I love it
2:32
I feel like I know you...
Ani's Trash Can does he use the motion or graph editor
And the voice mixing is pretty good too
Captain Shadow does he use motion editor or graph editor?
1:05 Can we just talk about how perfectly heavy flipped over that fence?
153 likes yet nobody wanted to talk about it
“Yatatatatatatatata-“
@@maxeplier Make that 177 likes.
1:05 Can we talk about how the fence managed to avoid heavy?
Make that 200 likes. Heavy can’t flip entirely for one of the taunts, but he can definitely flip perfectly over a fence 😂
The facial expressions are so well made. You're really talented
Indeed. Wiglet's a extremely talented person, he surely is the best animator, probably of the whole TF2 Community, if not the whole Steam.
@@zuiredfox.2249 this is exactly what I think. I think this software is really hard to use so to see such piece of art is amazing.
@@chriszethird It surely is, I probably couldn't animate a finger moving up and down without destroying it completely.
@@zuiredfox.2249 same :)
first time here?
It’s an Australian Christmas bloody miracle
The only thing I could notice there was that profile picture
Basically every Scout main would have that, so I'm guessing you're a Scout main
Aussie aussie aussie
Merry Smissmas!
I KNOW RIGHT
Jude Kehres awwww yes... a classic meme for the ending of seasons :3
Everyone: regular christmas
Winglet: Steamed Toast
steamed christmas
regular Toast
@@Algirdas42 Toast Christmas
@@spro394 regular steamed
@@thedarrick2369 Winglet regular
Heavy’s thinking at 2:32 was the absolute best part of this animation. Also the thumbs up was pretty good lol
I love how that implies that heavy was actually considering sending spy into the inferno of his kitchen
“The burning you feel... it is T E L E P O R T E R”
@SlushCloudYT di3ss
i legit thought i marked ur pfp
Ocean Blu LMAO
900th like
But if there was bread we would have a problem
This is how 2019 ends. Not with a bang, but with Engineer's Teleporter.
And then a loud fiery bang
And a draft from the army
And a box of your son
Lol
Is this from gravity falls?
But here's the thing: The Spy was not shown leaving the room after learning about Heavy's steamed roast. He cloaked, and the door closed. What if the Spy stayed in the room, and knew about the Heavy's lie the entire time?
BIG BRAIN MOVE
That could be it and he's just messing around.
And that's why he said "You are an amateur and a fool,"
I that too
I already knew that it probably happened
1:10 In this scene you can see a Demoman with a blue party hat (which represents The Winglet) and then you can hear Winglet scream at the end which probably means that The Winglet died in the house burned by the fire
As he happens to keep falling victim of in these animations. XD
Heavy's voice changed
winglet dies in every video winglet makes
I like how the entire time they're both incredibly scared of and ready to kill each other.
That's how it feels when you think a player is friendly but you are'nt actualy sure.
Kinda like the second episode of Woody Woodpecker.
cold war
hi skulgan
@@cupcaketf223 That makes things more interesting
Ah yes, the traditional Russian cuisine: Steamed Toast....
HOLY SHIT ShpeeGee!
you mean booterbrod
НЕТ
@@gamerdoge3669 да
Served with a tall glass of vodka
Spy: this sandwich tastes like scout
"Spy went on the run, and was eventually arrested for cannibalism"
How many people were looking for him?
@@lenoob1937 420 men, and 69 women.
Ok
He said scouts
Not scout
1:45 these sounds clips fit surprisingly well together
Of course this is great but can you imagine having to show this to your grandkids when they ask grandpa what kind of entertainment he watched back in the days?
err... its complicated.
Show MrBeast, would be nice.
Or Spirited Away :)
@@sclafyheart *Proceeds to show MrBeasts worst intros series where he insults children with cringey intros and insults Minecraft constantly*
@@Urgeii well, not those ones...
@@sclafyheart Lol Ik it would be nice to show what he's currently doing
Now *this* is what I call a Christmas miracle
its a bloody Christmas miracle
@@krinkovrequired9279 Australian bloody Christmas miracle
@@griffinbastion Na mate
@@krinkovrequired9279 okay mate
Now that is a diet I call death!
"That burning you feel? It is teleporter."
Well, you are an amateur and a fool! But your Steamed Toast is excellent!
AYE'M BURNEN! _AUeuAeGH_
@@noahdavis8559
*ka-boom!*
The facial animations are downright beautiful
Dogday craftycorn and shiny's reaction to steamed toast?
This has to be one of my favorite renditions of one of my favorite memes.
Here before this comment get large likes :)
Is russian.
Correct
Pretty late be at least your here
Plz upload
"Yes, this is Russian."
"Well, in my home, nobody calls a sandw-"
"NO! It is Russian."
Fair enough.
French is spy
Documenter haha i think you meant to say that sentence the other way round
@@cowrocks3630 spy french is
Documenter haha ??? your grammar is confusing me
@@cowrocks3630 French spy is
2:27
dude i love this frame, just look how well animated it is, and see every little detail like head bobbing and lips, even his jaw moves like saying Yes! awesome
Insults Heavy on the way in, insults him on the way out. Like a true gentleman.
Spy: why this taste like scout?
Heavy: no
I promise I only made this out of fresh engineer
hold up how does the spy knows what scout tastes like
@@officiaI_95 oof, man
Lad Well, he certainly knows what the mother tastes like.
I think he sayed scout's and not scout
“Nobody calls it sandwich in my home-“
“N O I T S *R U S S I A N*
Might want to check your misquotes
The GEP gun takedown is the most silent way to eliminate Manderly.
Only the _real_ JC Denton will get that.
1:34
( well, in my home *noone* calls *a* sandwic- )
Ok Verty Nice
The fluidity in this SFM is as good as it’s creativity
*_P e r f e c t_*
Deserves my like
who else read perfect in spys voice lmao
I wouldn't say creative they took the plot from a Simpsons episode
Hey I'm your 1k like
Lynix, you don’t understand the L A F F
I like how Heavy is able to put up with Spy’s BS, like the first thing Spy did was call Heavy a “Fat-headed Fat-man” and Heavy is like, “Lol nice to see you too fam”.
Insults are probably Spys way of affection
Heavy: *NO IS RUSSIAN!*
Spy: ᵒᵏ ᵛᵉʳʸ ⁿⁱᶜᵉ
Spy: You know, this sandwich tastes like Scout’s.
Heavy: Oh nooo. I promise you, it is Heavy steamed toast.
@@TheBeast9417YT spy: Your steamed toast?
@@braytontauava7939 Yes!
And you call it Steamed Toast, but the bread is clearly fresh.
@@TheBeast9417YT heavy: *Nervous sweating* I think...You are...WAIT!
@@braytontauava7939 Yes, yes.
Very good! I am full of sandvich!
Well, I’m going to- good lord! What the h*ll is that?!
Engineer’s Teleporter.
(Gasp) Engineer’s teleporter?! At this time of year, at this time of the day, in this part of the map, placed here, in your home?!
Yes.
Can I please see it?
NO!
This is too well animated to be called a shitpost
It’s a _Christmas miracle_
Fred Carter an australian christmas bloody miracle
You expected less from Winglet?
9/10, didn’t put the fire truck at the end.
In all seriousness, this was really well done.
Ending explosion is fire truck in Russia.
honestly, I prefer the theory that in this universe the fire truck doesn't come because there is no fire trucks or emergency vehicles to begin with because there is no hope and everything in this universe is ache :)
Instead it Has exploded in the house
Just put the first few seconds of Expiration Date where they're in the van
Bobo Segabab I would be prefer that the fire truck would spray acid or liquid nitrogen.
Somehow the difference between steamed roast and steamed toast is even more absurd than the difference between steamed clams and steamed hams. This retelling is on par with the original! Thank you for putting your time into making this. You have gained a subscriber.
2:06
Can I just say how fast Heavy went?
That was the fastest motion I have ever seen in SFM animations.
The Heavy is a spy!
The heavy could be meta if he move so fast
22 frames. From when he was on the chair to when you can't see him anymore. If you have a 60 Fps then that's a third of a second
So fast
Proof that heavy has access to the speed force
@Bit And Neo Studios, Shut up, Gacha profile pic
"This is Russian"
*background dramatically darkens*
Well, in my home, no one calls a sandwich...
@@kingcamelot1395 NO! IS RUSSIAN.
@@callumsreally *"Okay, very nice."* 😥
"You know, this sandwich tastes a lot like Scout's."
@@kingcamelot1395 СУКА БЛЯТЬ! ЭТО РУССКИЙ!!
@@kingcamelot1395 "Oh no, I promise you this is Heavy's steamed toast."
*Nervously grins*
Things we maybe missed:
0:00 The hanging spy, watch and learn
0:00 The Demoman with Pizza and Sniper from "Requiem for Pizza"
2:56 The waving sniper in the left window
Well of to hang myself watch and learn- *critical crap*
I saw it
theres a demo man and a ton of beer on heavy's second floor of his house
@@GamingwithRama Heavy: I am alive! Is nice.
How about pyro's plushie?
Are we going to ignore the fact that Heavy just performed parkour over a wooden fence? (1:05)
1:00 I like to imagine spy just closed the door and was still in the kitchen when heavy left
Me toooooooooooooooo!
Same
You can hear his footsteps fading away. So he just closed the door and left.
@@AngryCaesCorporation do u understand a joke? He say Imagine
@@runbeetch8909 can you stfu bitch?
AHH, BLOODY FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is awesome!!!
yes
Can I see?
@idk lol well, you are an amateur and a fool
@@FotoStudios418 But your steamed toast is excellent!
@@magikman6883
(Walks away.)
Demoman: I'm burning! AHHHHHHHH!
Heavy: (Thumbs Up)
House: (Blows up)
no 0.5 seconds of firetruck at the end
0.5 sec explosion is fine too
I'd prefer 0.5 seconds of Pyro using his airblast to extinguish the fire.
Anger
*we need a directors cut that includes the firetruck*
Should have been someone pushing healing kart to house.
Revisiting this a year later made me appreciate how the dialogue from the original is changed just enough to make this feel like a genuine conversation between these characters, I enjoy.
Is no one gonna talk about how Spy is eating a sandwich with a FORK AND KNIFE?
“This is how fancy French eat meals”
"Ah, the sandwich. What a true delicacy that can only be properly enjoyed with utensils a man of pure class would use." - Probably what Spy was thinking while eating.
I know it's bad with pizza, but with the sandvich?
Unecceptable.
*Professionals have standards*
It’s called C L A S S
Are we sure this wasn't animated by a Valve Employee, because holy crap, it is smooth as hell!
AGREEE-
Im pretty sure Winger makes animations better than Valve
*maybe winglet IS an valve employee*
Winglet makes better SFMs, just because he spends a lot more time and care on his projects, he dosent use shortcuts.
@@SojournerArt yeah..
1:39 Can we stop and take a moment to appreciate that nice painting of Heavy with Medic? I feel like it's something that would be canon of them in the game.
1:25 Spy looks so pissed off/insulted that Heavy called it steamed toast. Clearly he has no taste in real russian food.
Or he wanted the Streamed Roast
I mean, he is french
@@pie7697 just because he is french, it does'nt give him reasons to disrespect other country's cuisines.
@@paulignacio3720 okay then.
@@cupcaketf223 he just dont know it
2:46 "Well, you are a amature and a fool! But your steamed toast is excellent." Probably the nicest thing Spy ever said.
That painting is a realistic depiction of every casual game.
Why is engineer telleporter at heavys house
2:01
I expected to hear
"I think heavy is dead"
That heavy’s dead?
@@watttv1388SCOUT I WILL HEAL YOU
@@watttv1388Yes, I am ded!
(I don’t care how much this skit has appeared in tons of RUclips comments, It’s still going to happen)
@@watttv1388SCOUT I CAN HEAL Y-
OH, Seriously?! WHO KILLED HEAVY?!
1:00 I feel like he just went invisible to trick Heavy into thinking he went out the door, when in reality he merely shut it and watched him go to Scoutway.
"You are an amateur and a fool!"
nah nah
you see
since they're on the same team, Heavy waited for the outline of spy to go to the table
They're on the same team. Heavy would be able to see him.
@@mrdeadmemes Ah, good catch. Heavy is safe.
@@thelamergamer1894 not at the end
1:32
**Casually reloading revolver in-front of heavy**
*loads revolver with friendly intent*
*slam* NO! IS RUSSIAN!
Spy: Ok very nice
@@Asulias *Sipping and utensils clattering*
Spy : Y'know this sandwich taste like scouts
1:40 nobody gonna talk about that picture
do not speak of things divine in vain.
Ah, yes, the creation of heavy, very valued art piece
I am
its perfect
Read more
Lol
How did I not notice that
"The burning you feel . . . it is teleporter" - Heavy Weapons Guy, 2019
Oh my god, this is amazing!
cool
Cool
Cool
k?
Cool
America: sandwich
Russia: *ПАРЕНЫЙ ТОСТ*
точнее, пареный
@@anded8783 Точнее, парёный*
Sorry can't read that
@@patricklewis9787 it's pronounce like pareblin toast. i think
@@dashthatonedude More like "Par-en-ei" toast. With a subtle "y" sound on the front of that "е." Assuming that's the right word. I'm still learning. Slowly.
Have I been drinking too much, or is this a Steamed Hams remix? At the end of 2019? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes!
May I see it?
No!
Holy shit it is my god
Do u mean remake
1:05
Never knew the Heavy was good at jumping over fences.
Yatatatatatatata yatatatatatatata doodododoododada
@@TFSMF2 As promised, Heavy will now put sandwich in your mouth
The only way to get to Scoutway is by double jumping
@@O5MO sounds very well for a scoutway comercial
1:03 We can all appreciate a guy who somersaults over a fence.
I appreciate more the guy who animated it
@@Sprottel_SFM very pretentious of you to say.
@@richardavelino7383 whats that suppose to mean?
@@Sprottel_SFM a hipster walks into starbucks, buys a coffee, then thanks the barista for making it taste so good
@@richardavelino7383 ah....
“It’s is time to dance!”
*O N T H E W I N D O W*
Heavy does dis move! And dis move! (clap x2)
I do believe your *oven* has burst into flames!
Nyet! It is steam from the steamed roast
Ha
@@booder9137 >:/ (disappears)
WOOH! YATATATATATATA YATATATATATA DODADADEDADEDA-
On the wall!
Ah yes a very nice thing I do
“That burning you feel is engineers teleporter”
@@JP-fj3dd IM BURNING, AAAA
@@yeetusfetus4257 nyet ,the burning you feel it is a teleporter
@@yeetusfetus4257 nyet, you are teleporting
That makes me wonder what it feels to use the teleporter in game
@@Business_Ape something tells me despite the lack of measurable tumor growth in humans it is still an inhumane, untested, unregulated device. I wouldn't be surprised if it produced a brief burning sensation just before/after the teleport takes place.
This is one of the best Simpsons recreations I've ever seen in my life! Thank you!
Everything is perfect; The huge reference, how the characters fit well with the original, voice acting, everything's amazing
Jiren chillin in the comment section >voice acting
@@imslamming Well, *technically* there's voice acting... I guess.
except for the firetruck at the end
2:42 this got me hard
Steamed thoast:
+ heals you 30000 hp
+ gives 20000 overheal
+ gives crits for 20000 second
-burns your teammates
Tf2 single player
its TEAM fortress 2 but id take it
id give a fuck about my teammates so imma eat that as a scout and be the biggest douchebag of history and flank the whole enemy team so fast they only last for 10 seconds
Infinte overheal pootis exploit flashbacks
And you call it "steamed toast" but the bread is clearly fresh ?
1:31 are we going to ignore the fact that spy is literally loading his revolver in the middle of eating lunch
It is French tradition
@@turtleperson3538 well in my home I have never-
@@vanillastuff8570 *NON!* Is French
@@xingyuzhao8666 Okay! Very nice...
@@ComputerGoblin02 You know, this gun shoots like soldier's
The fact the voices can be easily hear that there cut and how smooth the animations is makes my brain hurt. I love it
"nobody calls it sandwich in my-"
*S L A M*
"NO! is russian"
i am russian and i can confirm this is 100% true
i serve the soviet union
@@splishysplashy8097 WE serve the Svoiet Union
{N!ce_DemønWø!f} UwU communism detected. Lethal force engage
Legit tho Heavy must be the most Cummunist guy cuz his ability in-game is to share his sandvitches-
You are not russian
“This is Russian.”
*pines for Motherland*
@Joseph Stalin Даааааа
Veeery да 😎👌
Don’t catch me slipping now
Даааааааааааа
Нет
2:56 very left corner in the house window. Waving sniper
The attention to detail
DAMN
mabye from meet the jarate? the end place is simmilar
Hes doing the zoom dance with his sniper, why ? Who knows
Yeah he’s calling the fire department because of TELEPORTER
i love how you rewrote basically all of the dialogue while keeping the spirit of the original intact, this is incredible
“Fat headed fat man” the nicest way to greet a Friend.
Indeed
Absloutly
These engis...
That engineer is a spy!
Yeah
YES YES YES
THIS MEME IS STILL ALIVE
feels like a Christmas present
@@OliverKane3582 nyet
@@OliverKane3582 Big surprise
STILL ALIVE, THIS CAKE IS STILL FRESH!
i see what did you did here, *JOJO REFERENCER*
What is this? A steamed ham meme on Christmas in 2019? Hell yes
Bloody Fire!!
This era of cutting voice lines for characters to talk was kinda cool ngl
Steamed toast should be enjoyed with vodka
I wouldn't say....
@@Nick0024 Sugini omae wa "I wouldn't say no",toyu!
690 likes... Nice
Da, it is!
T W O S H O T S O F V O D K A
winglet for animator of the decade
I want to help make this actually happen
*am I a joke to you?*
Yes Very Much
even better than KITTY!?
Hashire sore yo
"The burning you feel? It is *TELEPORTER."*
As soon as he said it I saw your comment!
*yes*
IM BURNING, DAHHHHHAHHHHHOH
2:31 he looks legitimately adorable here
I love heavy's reaction to the question. Like he thinks for a moment, "What could go wrong with showing the spy the teleporter?", then immediately gets slapped by his own thoughts and says "NO!"
The movements are so realistic and it sounds like they are actually saying it.
Truly a fine piece of sfm animation. European-Hollywood cinema worthy, if I insist.
It doesn’t sound like they’re saying it, in TF2 SFM it only matters if they do say it
But that’s just because it’s very hard to find the exact words you want
Team ZPR r/woooosh
@@redifine11 Well, the sentence mixing is good here. Maybe that's what op meant.
OP probably means that the sentence mixing and lip sync is good
2:36 "AAAAAAH BLOODY FIRE!!!"
"NYET! The burning you feel, it is teleporter."
Deep.
I'm burning
@@MegaJules-xj8yt AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
heavy doomed himself and everyone around him just to impress spy, he is so dedicated..
@@דיןלרנר Well, you are an amateur and a fool, but your steamed toast is excellent.
Never seen such good and smooth animations everything is perfect
Dogday craftycorn and shiny's reaction to steamed toast
Spy: About to murder heavy: Heavy: _N O ! I T I S R U S S I A N_
Spy: Ok very nice
*EATING INTENSIFIES*
When Heavy say you eat,YOU EAT
no russian
@@Mr_Movement you know, this sandvich tastes like scout's
Oh no! I promise you, it is Heavy’s steamed toast.
*Steamed Toast*
When eaten:
_+Eaten in 1.5 seconds_
_+50% fire resistance for 5 seconds_
_+10% of damage dealt is returned as health_
_+10% damage taken is returned as a speed boost_
_-30% recharge time_
_-Airblast removes .5 seconds from fire resistance timer_
_-Spycicle removes .5 seconds from fire resistance timer_
_-10% vulnerability on wearer_
_One time Spy visited Heavy and have lunch after a job well done. While discussing a few more strategies and tactics they can use, the sandwiches that were being toasted in the kitchen ended up being burnt. They were surprisingly good, every now and then Heavy will burn sandwiches on purpose, for a nice crispy meal._
It’s a burnt piece of bread, nothing more. I was thinking it would have a black # on the top, and it would be a dark brown color for most of the bread, with a lot of black by the #. Some # which are a little harder to see around the bread would be cool, not really everywhere but in a few corners or the crust.
No random crits
+30% recharge time ???
not - 30% ???
Matczi
Yeah I corrected it and added some more stuff like an item description and what I’d like it to look like.
Wait, and the "No random crits"!?
@@lmayo_69 steam not stonks
pirated stonks but randomize choose
Engineer's teleporter ?
At this time of the year,
At this time of the day,
In this part of the map,
Placed here, in your home ?
*peak writing*
Yes
Can I please see it?
@@o.m.l.e.t5649 (thinking) NO!
AAAAAAAH
BLOODY FIRE!!!
@@MkAsmatico Nyet,the burning you feel, it is teleporter!
see how the spy is getting progressively angrier
1:16 he's nearly cutting his finger through his glove
1:25 his hand starts shaking while he's holding his knife
1:31 he literally starts loading his gun!
lol that spy is really getting mad
I did not notice that lol
The gun is just for the Style he was going to do a TRICKSTAB
Also at 1:25 you can hear his tone get angrier as well
And then Heavy slams his fist on the table and Spy shrinks back a little.
6
Spy: Engineer’s teleported?
At this time of year
At this time of day
In this part of the map
Placed here in your home?
Heavy: *yes*
"Can I please see it?"
@@cuentaripeada6893 NYET! The burning you feel... it is TELEPORTER.
Is nice.
@Ben Bfb but your steamed toast is excellent!
@@Theakritas_ "but YOU'RE steamed toast",somebody make a SFM out of this
The burning you feel, It is *teleporter*
*brilliant*
*Sneak 100*
When you pass the speech check
Yeeeeeeeeeeee
Poot telpo-
-nope
Spy shocked about Heavy calls the fire in the kitchen "Engineer's teleporter" implies that Engineer's teleporter is some sort of rare occurence.
Dogday craftycorn and baby yodas reaction to steamed hams with captain bones
Just like Christmas morning
*Its an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!*
Ah the all powerful Shaggy Merry Christmas.
NO! IT'S RUSSIAN CHRISTMAS
@@freddyproductions2060 blyatmas
@@freddyproductions2060 OR SHOULD I SAY SLAVIC CHRISTMAS
What th-
A "Steamed Hams" video
On this special day
At this time of year
In this part of the decade
Localized entirely within Source Filmmaker!?
Yes!
... May I see it?
Spyperneerrodic Demovyscoldier NO!
thatʻs part of the vid i love the most that itʻs uploaded today, at least itʻs not a rick roll or something like that
Damn. You did the joke better than me, my hat's off to you sir
1:39 picture in the background is great. All the scouts clamouring for the medic while he reachs for the heavy.
Very accurate to the game
This has no right to be this well animated
I legit didnt know this a was a steamed hams parody
If I wasn’t told to look this up specifically, it’d probably take me awhile to figure that out too.
You uncultured swine!
Rule 55 of the internet: Everything is a steamed hams parody.
@@ScumClassWorks
Everything is a Steamed Toast parody*
I like how Heavy and Demoman live in the same house since they’re voiced by the same guy
So, by that same logic, Spy and Pyro live together?
h e y yes
Oh No Wonder Heavy's And Demo's Death Screams Sound Similar
And Spy's And Pyro's Death Screams Sound The Same Too
@@whatever-happened-to-marti Except this one
Demoman: *I M B U R N I N G*
1:51
"Your steamed toast?"
"Yes!"
"And you call it steamed toast but the bread is clearly fresh..."
_You know, there's a _*_REASON_*_ it's very moist and delicious when he's fighting in the battlements but not when it's made in his own home_
You watched the video, cool
Wait
Are you su...
what?
Keep your GOSH DARN MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. It's probably blood.
The detail that the frenchman is eating a sandwich with a knife and fork is a very nice touch
2:55 I like how Heavy is living with Demo since they’re both voiced by the same person
And Winglet's character is a Blue Demo
And Winglet's character is a Blue Demo
And Winglet's character is a Blue Demo
And Winglet’s character is a Blue Demo
And Winglet’s character is a Blue Demo
"The burning you feel, it is teleporter"
Perfect phrase for smexuals
heh
"Is this still relevant?"
"Yes"
"Da"
I love the unique implementations in this, like the unique dialogue and actions between.
1:31 As I'm learning russian, I can confirm this is 100% true
Yup,he's not lying.
It's just a regular sandwich.
Тосты на пару😎
@@parapapapapa steamed toast
me BEING russian can confirm this is 200% true