How To Make A Prison Burrito
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2016
- This is how inmates do it.
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"now you can make your own prison burrito for your friends and family"
Lychee The Fruit putting that on my tombstone
Her face made my new steam pic. 3:34
ElixerUK 3:20 he literally said it
Or it's to make a joke about something someone basically said. Now this is the problem with America, autism.
Mamrin Orange please don't say Autism in a derogatory way, I am autistic and it can hurt. Thanks for listening
“Mom, can we have Taco Bell?”
“We have Taco Bell at home.”
*Taco Bell at home.*
Then I'd rather give taco bell at home a shot
Its actually better
Me: Fine, I’ll do it myself.
Tired of low tier memes.
I died loling
Im a trainer so i promote healthy eating
10 seconds later
This is so good i make it at home
*its not the best thing to promote*
@@robgik4897 who cares it got this loser likes
boof stain r/wooosh
rob gik lm
Press x to doubt
Girl Filming: "That tastes like Taco bell"
Prison Dude: *Gets a strong urge to kill*
Everybody gangster till someone finds out the camera girl’s real name. Her real name is Nikki
@@nofurriesallowed41 and?
@@nofurriesallowed41 what's that supposed to mean?
That’s a compliment
Starts making a shank from burrito
"it tastes like taco bell"
that is saying a lot... about taco bell...
RetiredJuggies Taco Bell is bomb but this jail house burrito is too but the mayo ugh!
Taco Bell is great wtf
Nothing wrong with beef, potatoes, nacho cheese, and sour cream in one burrito.
RetiredJuggies she's clearly being too nice, it seemed like she wanted to puke
Gabriel Salyer u name it
My brother made something like that when he was in prison. He called it a prison pizza. It was similar to this, but it had refried beans from a bag and crushed Cheetos. Everything else is the same except it did not have onions. This is from what I remember. I enjoyed it. One memory that I have of my brother since he passed away. I will make this again one day. Thanks.
I'm sorry about your brother. I can't relate to her dying, but one of my sisters moved away recently and I really miss her.
Ghost Flyzzz wth?
sorry abt your bro man. couldn't imagine my brother dying. stay strong.
Nelson Mandela and Muhammad Ali both went to prison, and both are admired by people around the world.
Damian Blue lol that was mean
I had a prison burrito once. It was in the shower.
Carl Wheezer the tighter it is the further it goes
how- Nevermind
Lmfao
crunchwrap supreme underrated comment
With a nice sour cream finish
Never been locked up but I made this in the army.
Jay Buc better than MRES I’m sure lol
Thank you for are service and have a great day
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service, Sir.
Jay Buc thank you for your service.
As if i needed to see this again
...
for real like wtf
really? when was this uploaded before?
like a year ago
+Ezrah Scoggins it was like 2 months
I really like this guy. Good for him getting out of prison and actually making the best out of his life and inspiring others.
Your nice
J T don’t forget PEOPLE CHANGE OVER A 6 YEAR TIME PERIOD
@@JA-jb4ti stfu
@@JA-jb4ti stfu, who are you to judge really?? He clearly has changed, he hasn't done any major crime and he definitely isn't a bad person. What's there to forgive? Did he hurt you or something??
This guy XD
Who else comes to this video every few months/years😭
Just you
DogerSwag nah also 185 people
@@MIDDA1 the joke has never been *received by you*
first time seeing it but i saw donut operator make one and now im curious
I’m back 😭
"Officer, can I get some Taco Bell before go to jail?"
"We have Taco Bell in jail."
Thank you! I’m in prison right now and I’m hungry for a burrito
you on tay-k's tablet
@@earthwaterfirewind2946 How do you not get the joke.
TwisterHD He just didn't get a joke, don't assume he's Four.
He took it seriously.
He thought he actually WAS in prison. Just because he doesn't get a joke, doesn't mean you can assume he's four.
When I go to prison I'm definitely going to make this. Thank you!
David Richardson When or If? 😮
I died XD
😂😂😂
David Richardson you plan to go to prison
Guys I think something is wrong.....
When you’ve been in prison so long that you think the onion is fancy
Thats very fancy in jail. What I'd give to have an onion on my food in jail. Lol
It was a joke
HAHAHAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY I CANT
LMAOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM SO.DEAD
"its not bad tastes like tacobell"
Taco bell CEO on suicide watch
Remember kids:
*its buzzfeed*
Damn
videos buzzfeed makes and I watch it I dislike any video regardless of the video.
True
Your point?
ghost boi And how does that affect this recipe?
He is inspiring. Good for him for creating a company in prison and being able to support himself when he got out. Awesome.
Yeah your right! Nothing more inspiring than going to prison for 6 years
literally never said going to prison was inspiring lmao. He served his time and was able to get back on his feet which not many people can do.
PieceOfCandy well you’re a ball of sunshine huh, stop judging people.
@@PieceOfCandyPS you can go to prison for using a plant to treat your concern and people been arrested for collecting rainwater. They make it as hard as possible to not go to prison.
My RUclips logo at 3:33
iiStupidNub™ why lmao
iiStupidNub™ 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf 😂😂😂😂🤔
Pfp
XD LMAO
Tekashi 69 is my cell mate.. Thanks for your help he will have two tonight
Ok, Mr. Jones.
Oh geez.
Lmao i literally bursted out laughing. Funny comment man
they are really pushing this guy hard this week
Robert Leiper yeah lol
lmao true
Nice tasty beef stick.
Mamrin Orange that's what she said
XX pug lover 101 xX WOW HOW CLEVER! BUT DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT?
wait how the hell is that a burrito
its not he didn't even roll the bag and then he squirted mayo and ketchup on it like wtf lol
closest thing to a burrito in prison
Crawling closest thing to a burrito in prison would be a black guys penis, then this
Hannah Wales noodles are rice replacement, Doritos are tortilla replacement prob
wet burrito
Huh, that mexican guy in the shower told me that he was giving me a prison burrito, he was a nice guy he gave me a free rectal examination.
This honestly looks so good, i'll definitely give it a shot
I am watching this bcs I am gonna rob a bank tomorrow. Y'know, just in cases...
if you're desperate enough to rob a bank, i don't think you'll be able to afford this in prison
so... year go for broke!
How much does it cost in prison? Same with outside or more/less?
Wendy Liu mo
Damn 😂
Who would pay for your commissary while you're in there? better find a hustle lol
Definitely trying this next time I get drunk.
I got the hot water and ketchup!
FiggerNaggot And the one racist guy who decided to join the party.. Alright, just be gentle would you?
Don't drink for those of the
you should absolutely never under any circumstances put all of those ingredients in your body at the same time.
Carli DeLoach lol
When I was locked up.we called that loaf and added the best stuff from lunch and dinner that we saved, if we didn't add leftovers it was still good, best additions are cheese and chicken
Honestly this is a fave food of mine
We just call it doritoburrioto
Or durrito
You just blew my god dang mind
If you wanna get REAL fancy an *onion*
Aaliyah lawrence cuz it has layers right?
Abdullahi Daud Ogres have layers
Guys plz don’t start it. 🤣
Oh YEAH Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Aaliyah lawrence he said a onion*
BuzzFeed is scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
Re-Uploading old content... Smh... :/
i thought that too!
they think we forgot or something lmao
CXonor24 yeah I agree I've seen this vid before what's up with that?
CXonor24 ikr😁😬🤕 hmm smhrr
yeah |:o
Step 1: Make a Jailhouse burrito
Step 2: How to pack ur burrito in your prison wallet🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Warning: Most spine-chilling episode of Scared Straight ever.
*Why do you look like Marcus from Detroit: Become Human...*
A-Ryan he does u no
No he doesn't
Both are just mullato.
He looks nothing like him Marcus has a rounder race more wide head whilst this guy has kinda a more tall head
He really does
0:40 "A onion" *hides in corner and cries*
Capitalize your letters.
Grammer Nazi much
Jacky Lin An* onion.
i bet tay k reading up on some recipes rn
Idk why, but I’ve been watching this video for about 5 times...
Same
Same
same lol
I was scared to try this until I heard “it tastes like Taco Bell”
The toilet got scared
I wasn’t scared till I heard that.
But it doesn't destroy your butthole
YO! It actually tastes like taco bell! Weird
this guy doesn't look like he's been in prison. he doesn't even look like he's ever done anything bad
prison can change a person
he was the head of a drugdealer "company"
Redirect Alljunk some people go to prison for completely unjust reasons. But also, can't judge a book by it's cover i guess
not in australia
He was a big drug dealer
I love when they get the camera person to try the food.
i comeback to this video every few months for reasons i don’t know
Gordon Ramsay be like : WTF are you cooking,absolutely disgusting
Its prison. Not a restaurant.
No he would say where's the lamb sauce
It's fucking raw
Xgamer #1 He’ll probably get his wig split or his scottish cheeks busted.
Its blant
EmmyMadeInJapan made it better.
I love her.
She's the best!
Rhio Nah yesss
Rsrsr S
Too bad the recipe both used is in a prison recipe-cookbook. So he can shove his oh so "great" experience, maybe for stealing a candybar, where the sun doesn't shine.
seems good so i gotta save it in my playlist to remember
If you look at her face at the very end, she didn't like it
She loved it stop assuming, she made that face because she was surprised it actually tasted good
Uhhhhhh ya think
@@awesomeaustenkitty You seem so offended g
@@awesomeaustenkitty Um, no. That is not a good surprise face.
this video for primary school lunch meal recipes
ash muryode u say primary school ?! ARE U FROM AUS OR NZ ?!!!???
mackxnzie raeee WE SAY PRIMARY SCHOOL IN ENGLAND
mackxnzie raeee No I went to a primary school before
It still said elementary on the front sign though :/
Wasn't this uploaded already? 😒
yes...
Derp Ina
That's exactly what I've just said to my wife!
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I’m I the only one wondering how the hell this a burrito?
Burrito stuffing kinda
I would like this comment, but it is at 69 likes so it is against the rules
More of a tamale
Same I always wonder in my country in Mexico it’s called a plate basically everything a burrito has with out a tortilla it’s a little weird
@ this
He is GORGEOUS.
Didn't they post this once before
That one dude I'm like 90% sure they posted this exact video before
Mandela effect
they did post this before.
Anna Aching TOO REAL MAN
Yea
Jail burrito sounds kinda sus.
Kinda what?
''jail burrito'' ''The spread'' I think it was on purpose.
Bison Funyuns sus
Sus means it sounds gay.
Sus means it sounds suspect.
Thanks for the awsome idea dude 👊
I tried this cuz I have no life and it's actually pretty good like for real
Mr Avacado lol!!
@ChillyChase's unboxings & reviews it ain't hard to make 🤦♂️😂😂
Why the hell is he so good looking??
ikr
PaiNExoTiC really? i have no morals? you're a very funny person. Also obviously not all women will just care for a guys look and not their background. Also "men would never do this" really?? In all honesty anyone can be abusive or care only about someone's looks regardless they are male or female. Also the "that's why women still stay with men who cheat", common sense NOBODY WANTS TO STAY WITH A CHEATER, this doesn't put the claim that a whole gender (specifically as you say 'women') stays with a cheater or ina abusive relationship. Also the real reason why ppl stay in abusive relationship is b/c of not they THEY want to stay, it's that their boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse is able to manipulate their mind, causing them to be afraid to speak. It has nothing to do whether you are male or female, as to why they stay in a abusive relationship.
PaiNExoTiC Also i'm not sure, but i think his reason for selling drugs was b/c he needed money and had no choice, he even said it was the quickest way to get money. If i recall he was pretty young when he started, also it's not his fault, if anything it's those people who BOUGHT THE DRUGS from him are at fault. He's just making money to help himself or his family (i don't remember much from the video about him). Sorry if i sound mean, but it's true, those people who bought drugs know fully well that they are bad, yet they still do it...?? Same with smoking cigarettes, if u already know that's it's addictive and higher your risks of diseases and death, yet you still do it, YOU are the one fully responsible for yourself and your OWN death
PaiNExoTiC Interesting, sounds like the war on drugs is the problem.
PaiNExoTiC haha no, its that regardless of what i say u'll still be hard-headed and this argument is not gonna go anywhere ^^
Good for this guy. Taking a rough situation, using what he had and turning it into a positive-- his own business. True Inspiration.
I decided to try making it. It's pretty good! My dad judged me a little bit when he saw me eating it (cause he's been trying to get me to eat less junk food 🤣🤣) but I like it!
Awwww❤️ inmates are so creative
“That tastes like Taco Bell!”
RIP toilets
aww man rip
I think it would taste good but it looks disgusting. Might try it
Don't do it. The textures disgusting.
google how to make sweet and sour prison spread its better then this one
Stephanie S You look like u prolly taste quite good hahahha
Why does that actually look so good
I love this guy! Amazing man. Thank you for taking something that needed some help and making it amazing!!! I'm talking about the ramen AND the convicts ;)
my dad use to always make this and really good does that mean he's gone to prison and I dont know about it
Yes
Lmao
Here's to BuzzFeed helping people discover family secrets
maybe not, could have met someone who had that made it. it also kind of looks a bit like broke college student food (im tempted to try this because im out of real food lol... i dont want to go shopping :( ). but also it may NOT have originated in prison, it could have started out somewhere else and then became popularized in prison because they can get everything there.
He probably had a stint in the joint. Ask him if he knows who g-loc is, and if he nods, he knows who it is. Tell him, I said, was sup.
I rather eat at prison then school food
Goku agreed son goku
am not son goku am from a different universe
am different from universe 7 goku
weeb
be quiet
Go eat your school food while I eat this 😁
Why do i keep rewatching this video
Thanks! Love from Florida’s state prison❤️
my uncle was in prison and currently is again but he made me one and its fuckin tasty
Christopher Cook scale of one to ten how tasty?
Princess Robin for what it is id say its a solid 8
Christopher Cook y is he in prison again
Brendan De rooij lol
Custom Shots jj
If you add hot sauce and BBQ sauce and like fucking cheese wiz ugh so fucking good
leslie dawn oh good I hate ketchup and was trying to find a substitute
Facts lol
Ikr
We used to take jelly hot pot water seasoning and mustard to make a sauce it's odee good.
cHEESE WHIZ. - RyRo
This help alot me and my fellow inmates thank you
that looks pretty good tbh
You mean school burrito?
WolfSTAR 101 school burritos aren't made out of doritos
ordan my schools are
yuki cross You guys are spoiled we have the school burritos made out of mud.
ordan because Doritos are too fancy for schools
Lol
i actually tried this, not as bad as i thought it would be XD
Lily Johnson sssaaammmeee
Somewhat decent?/$omewhat bad?/$omewhat good/idk?. Please answer!
How big is the Dorito bag
Lily Johnson same
Just get a big or small one, there's multiple ways you can make it.
These videos are always funny!
Prison sounds chill
Ok it was super satisfying when he pulled the skin off the slim jim😌😌
Hey can i get a join the giveaway
Chris, we can't understand you. speak english
SomeGuy i was thinking the same thing lmao
Sh0rty_jay pull the skin off my slim Jim
You can pull my skin down if you want 😏
Damn daddy fine af lol
frrr 👀👀👀😩😩😩
Qa
ikr, i'd be dropping the soap on purpose ;)
Nicole N Debutante ur crazy I still make prison jailhouse food and I've been free for a year now but for some reason I catch myself still making up swoles
Jane Kitty I'm weakkkk af😭😂
My dude that's awesome you have turned this into a buis and are giving back
This looks really good
BUZZFEED ITS OCTOBER YALL NEED TO START BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SEASON 2 CMON!!!
Jeanette Narvaez for real!!!
They really should
Jeanette Narvaez IM SOOO EXCITED
I swear
Jenny N. aye aye aye… next Wednesday
it honestly doesnt even look that bad lmao
Leah W it is good my dad made it for me after he came back from jail 😁
it's actually pretty good I just made one
Leah W better than school burritos lmfao
Natalia Carteņo why did he go
Chompiz 28 My school burritos are really good. Lmao no one asked me but oh well🤷♀️😂
Actually made this at home, and was surprised it was actually really good💪
This looks pretty good
And you have enough salt for the whole week.
my brother made this for me when i was young and he was released and honestly anything goes, there’s so many combinations of this it’s almost insane- glad this was brought to light :D
There are definitely tons of options. The base is almost always ramen noodles and chips/crackers, but after that, it's basically just whatever you have on hand. Chopped up pickles, canned tuna or chicken, cheez whiz, summer sausage, etc. I'm not entirely sure why it's called a burrito tho lol
He went to a cooking prison. My dude knows how to cook
Can't believe that no one has said how amazing ( a bit weird though😅) this is yet. Amazing!!!! Cudos to you👍👍👍👍
Why did he go to prison? This is stuff we must know!
he owned like a drug company
That Thing You See In The Corner Of Your Eye what their other videos how he went from an inmate to ceo
drug dealing
it was the drug company one. They talk about it in the workout video
For coming up with the worst name ever for a fitness company.
is mayonnaise an instrument?
yes
no patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument
horseradish is not an instrument either
Dank Squid damn right
No Patrick mayonnaise is not a instrument :c
that looks pretty good ngl
Now coming back to this video after watching the Vice video. It blows my mind
I swear this was on buzzfeed before...
Mary Unity it was
U sure it's not on ADD? They have a hood cooking and this was one of the episode
Mary Unity pretty sure it was on the buzzfeed articles on snapchat.🤔because i definitely saw this before
It was on here before I'm almost positive and they deleted it like 20 mins after they posted it
Mary Unity Same....🤔🤔🤔
2:02 says to pour it slowly... what did u just do
Ikr
Just like the "2 shots of vodka" lady
@@shan4289 Ohh crap😂😂😂
getting ready to go to prison soon so i’m just researching awesome tips. so excited!!
Why does that actually look good
i really like his voice for some reason
lost me with the ketchup and mayo
kristy Dude ketchup and mayo is soooo good, thats what they use to make the "secret sauce" on big macs at mc donalds
Marie Riedmueller it is good but on chips? Nah
Marie Riedmueller either you're joking or you don't know how to taste.
same but thats all you got in there and its dry otherwise.
CreepyMcSteezerson u
I want this now!
Can’t wait to make a prison burrito for my friends and family!
why are people judging some thing made in a doritos bad
big whoop it's not a chipotle burrito
man people really are smart
Ivyjito its his spelling not grammar
Anyone else seen this before?
Yes
i think this is a reupload
mandela effect
akira.polk shane dawso
Pink Haired Nymph BOI
This looks actually good
Dude looks like Marcus from Detroit: Become human
He dose
Kenney Siu i weak asf 😭