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  • @spinloki
    @spinloki 4 года назад +5522

    "Why should we hire you when we don't hire the weak?"

    • @michaelwinter742
      @michaelwinter742 4 года назад +167

      The Christian Bible says I will be inheriting the Earth.

    • @rocketpod1
      @rocketpod1 4 года назад +109

      Sorry it’s the meek inheriting not the weak

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 года назад +65

      because everyone else you hired is weaker...

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 года назад +5

      @@rocketpod1 same thing both will get crushed under the boot of the ruthless and mighty

    • @Rand0mPeon
      @Rand0mPeon 3 года назад +29

      @@d.n5287 It’s not the same thing. With time came changes in language. Meek wasn’t originally synonymous with weak. It used to means being strong, but humble.
      Basically, if being strong was having a sword and being weak was having no sword, then being meek meant having a sword but keeping it sheated unless necessary.
      The knights of the round table in medieval literature were described as meek, but they weren’t weak. They were exceptional warriors.
      The greek word from wich meek was translated was also used to describe war horse. Would you call a war horse ‘weak’?

  • @TheFreshMakerHD
    @TheFreshMakerHD 4 года назад +15023

    This video is false, everyone knows entry level jobs require a masters degree or 10 years equivalent experience

    • @randidoesthings
      @randidoesthings 4 года назад +358

      Derek Dorr “or” or “and”?

    • @ayushbansal3140
      @ayushbansal3140 4 года назад +73

      Exactly

    • @tiagooliveira95
      @tiagooliveira95 4 года назад +168

      Me, 2 years ago, getting interviewed, 3 apps on the PlayStore, 1 government entity interested on acquiring one of my apps.
      1 programing award
      Worked with some silicon valley companies including google
      Interviewer: Sorry but you did not qualify for a junior Android Developer.
      Go to university and apply again when u finish your master's...
      The girl from HR did try to convince the boss on hiring me during the interview but with no success.
      He was also kind of a dick, I'm used to call people that I don't know personally Sr. it's a matter of respect, I'm so used to this that I say it without thinking, but he got pissed during the interview because he wanted me to refer to him in a causal way

    • @randidoesthings
      @randidoesthings 4 года назад +68

      Tiago Oliveira lol I can just imagine “so tell me about some of your experience” “yeah alright dude so like I made this one thing that some other dudes wanna buy but like, I’m just not sure” XD

    • @dragonarch0
      @dragonarch0 4 года назад +203

      Last year I saw a job post where they wanted intern that already published a game and worked on at least one AAA project.

  • @annieothername
    @annieothername 4 года назад +22445

    “What do you hope to accomplish in the first 30 days?”
    “Two paychecks”
    UNDERRATED

    • @Seethi_C
      @Seethi_C 4 года назад +403

      Good luck getting two paychecks, you're likely to only get one since processing takes 1-2 weeks.

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 4 года назад +352

      How often are you paid in the US? In Germany you get your salary once a month, after the month.

    • @etricd
      @etricd 4 года назад +168

      @@Seethi_C i got 4 my first month. We get paid weekly and we had no processing. Our orientation was 2 days and we got paid and fed for both.

    • @a.b.2405
      @a.b.2405 4 года назад +146

      @@etricd AND FED!?!

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 4 года назад +8

      @@Seethi_C i get 4 paychecks in a month

  • @vasyan123
    @vasyan123 3 года назад +1055

    "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
    "Still waiting for response from your hiring manager"

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 3 года назад +2114

    *The Job & Experience Paradox*
    "Every job requires experience."
    "You need a job to get experience."
    'Stuck in a Time Loop'

    • @harrylitzler7086
      @harrylitzler7086 3 года назад +12

      Fr 😂

    • @KendoPicaro
      @KendoPicaro 3 года назад +81

      Pulling up to interviews like "Dormamu I've come to bargin"

    • @tuqann
      @tuqann 3 года назад +69

      more like catch 22:
      - to get paid for your labor then you need a professional job
      - to get a professional job that pays you for your labor then you need ptofessional experience
      - to get professional experience then you need a job that pays for your labor
      then they ask why we say the world is mad!

    • @dwanderwoooman
      @dwanderwoooman 3 года назад +1

      for ( ; ; )

    • @Callisto000
      @Callisto000 2 года назад +1

      My exact same feeling

  • @inmysoul_TLH
    @inmysoul_TLH 4 года назад +7376

    “I was born and it was pretty tough to get a job after that”

    • @Bibi-c4b
      @Bibi-c4b 4 года назад +151

      As an 18yo who just barely stepped out of hs, reality just slab me on the face during this pandemic. 🙁

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator 4 года назад +85

      @@Bibi-c4b And people thought Millennials had it tough. Gen Z is even more screwed.

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 4 года назад +134

      @@professional.commentator It might just be that every generation will be more screwed than the last now. And then we'll die out.
      Late capitalism is fun.

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 4 года назад +14

      @@weareallbornmad410 Yay!

    • @niayoung3076
      @niayoung3076 4 года назад +74

      Feeling this shit right now.
      I swear if I see another entry level internship that requires two years of experience I will lose my mind.

  • @BronzeAgeMan1350
    @BronzeAgeMan1350 4 года назад +11550

    "Why should we hire you?"
    Me:
    I'm highly passionate to not starve myself to death.

    • @mitoCoroadoJr
      @mitoCoroadoJr 3 года назад +27

      Your parents pay the food

    • @o.602
      @o.602 3 года назад +341

      @@mitoCoroadoJr you don't get the joke

    • @276_rein
      @276_rein 3 года назад +22

      I laughed so hard 😂👍🤣🤣

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +39

      I wish I could say the same. I'm basically starving myself to death at my job.

    • @craftymojo5882
      @craftymojo5882 3 года назад +9

      @@aswcu maybe Grade A should do the same then lmao

  • @marajaneee
    @marajaneee 4 года назад +7097

    i literally saw a customer service job for retail that had “a bachelors degree preferred” line in the post for 10$ an hour.

    • @obrigaah
      @obrigaah 4 года назад +573

      Lol oh hell no

    • @palmberry5576
      @palmberry5576 4 года назад +1056

      So I got my bachelors degree in checkout service

    • @marajaneee
      @marajaneee 4 года назад +186

      @@palmberry5576 LOL IKR

    • @pianofry1138
      @pianofry1138 3 года назад +132

      Unless they were specifically looking for a teacher in summer that's crazy.

    • @tirkdiamond
      @tirkdiamond 3 года назад +359

      once I saw an ad looking for people to give away flyers and they wanted you to have previous experience. lol

  • @jaketaft7533
    @jaketaft7533 3 года назад +546

    "How do you expect to get a Job if you've never had a Job?"
    Didn't think that one would make me as angry as it did lol.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 года назад +37

      and you need references before actually have any references

    • @memeeater420
      @memeeater420 2 года назад +8

      Yeah same. I mean this is an entry level job. If you got years of work experience on it, I doubt you're not qualified for a level 2 IT related job.

    • @bjoe385
      @bjoe385 2 месяца назад

      It's so true, though. I've seen apprenticeships at a school leaver level with "previous employment experience" as a mandatory field.

  • @littleburrit0
    @littleburrit0 2 года назад +130

    I once had a mock interview during high school and the college girl interviewing me took point off because i was “inexperienced” i have no idea what she expected from a 17 year old doing a MOCK INTERVIEW

    • @DrLeanMD
      @DrLeanMD Год назад +10

      you should have said "i'm experienced in bed".

    • @PotassiumLover33
      @PotassiumLover33 Год назад +21

      ​@@DrLeanMD that would be really funny 😐

    • @dontage815
      @dontage815 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@PotassiumLover33 I mean depending on the job you're being interviewed for it may actually help...in like the three jobs that have interviews for that

  • @moazim1993
    @moazim1993 4 года назад +6538

    Just got off an interview where the first question was You come in on your first day, what do you do?
    Bruh, you tell me.

    • @invadazim4320
      @invadazim4320 4 года назад +299

      Oh wow. We have the same last name. I've never seen anyone with the same last name as me before lol. Are you bengali, as well?

    • @moazim1993
      @moazim1993 4 года назад +226

      @@invadazim4320 Hey, yea I am. I didn’t even know it was a Bangali last name. My dad and grandpa both had different last names.

    • @invadazim4320
      @invadazim4320 4 года назад +153

      @@moazim1993 bangali last names can get weird. My moms last name is Anwar because my grandpas first name is Anwarul. While all my moms brothers have their last name as Haque because that's my grandpa's last name.

    • @chiriviscospower
      @chiriviscospower 4 года назад +367

      Take off shirt. Assert dominance.

    • @FaithsStardust
      @FaithsStardust 4 года назад +269

      Both the ‘Azims’ should make-out, honestly.

  • @richardkapowsky6073
    @richardkapowsky6073 4 года назад +5175

    Feeling this shit right now.
    I swear if I see another entry level internship that requires two years of experience I will lose my mind.

    • @shellbeebo
      @shellbeebo 4 года назад +75

      Right there witcha

    • @planesimple8619
      @planesimple8619 4 года назад +292

      Apply for them anyway, they’re often just saying that and will consider you.

    • @Weebwhacker
      @Weebwhacker 4 года назад +120

      @@planesimple8619 i agree, it only takes one yes, try everything

    • @kermito3659
      @kermito3659 3 года назад +27

      try 3 or 4.... thats what things are like in britain at the moment....

    • @darylesells19
      @darylesells19 3 года назад +2

      Only if I’m able to lose my mind with you.

  • @patricks.7951
    @patricks.7951 4 года назад +6077

    Entry level job. Pays $15 an hour, requires 3 years experience and a bachelor's degree
    Edit: Thanks for the likes, this comment was inspired by the truly ridiculous job listings I found while actually looking for a job.

    • @jamescrock2213
      @jamescrock2213 4 года назад +586

      dead ass, I'm looking at potential careers but they start at 14, 17 at most. I'm making 20 in a warehouse that called me the same day I applied. You don't even have to be sober!!

    • @TheMohawkNinja
      @TheMohawkNinja 4 года назад +157

      In PA, that's pretty much dead-on accurate.
      Luckily, it's generally "3 years experience OR a bachelor's degree", but still.

    • @jasonshere
      @jasonshere 4 года назад +111

      @@jamescrock2213 Well, you don't HAVE to be sober, but they usually recommend it.

    • @enginerdy
      @enginerdy 4 года назад +166

      @@jamescrock2213 People talk about how "kids today" don't want to work these crap office jobs, but I'm like ... everybody I know makes way better money serving and bartending (well, did). If you'd... I don't know... budget your new hires competitively maybe you'd actually get some takers

    • @Jiawii
      @Jiawii 4 года назад +4

      Arrrg, those generic ones

  • @adamwoolston253
    @adamwoolston253 2 года назад +185

    I had one where a recruiter sent me like five unsolicited emails and when I finally agreed to an interview, first question was “why should we hire you over other applicants?”
    I stared at him for clarification that he was serious, and then said, “well, your recruiter reached out five times, so clearly you see something in my resume that really interests you. Can you tell me why I should work for you over other companies?”
    I got the offer but it was a massive low-ball

  • @Ro-yt15
    @Ro-yt15 3 года назад +1607

    "What's with this 20 years gap in your work history?"
    "Well I was born"
    It really be like that tho when I was 18 this interviewer asked me why I didn't have any work experience... until a few month ago it was literally illegal for me to get a job without my parents permission so...

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 3 года назад +85

      Expecting you to be an house elf or a sweatshop worker i guess

    • @johnnyvivic8730
      @johnnyvivic8730 3 года назад +44

      I had 5-6 differnent jobs between the ages of 14-18.. it was a good way to learn what I really enjoyed doing. But yes, as a minor, this does require parental consent.

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice 3 года назад +43

      As a retail manager I never asked about experience, I asked how they thought retail works how they think they would contribute, why they felt I should hire them specifically without being generic. This usually weeded out kids that were forced their by their parents and kids that wanted a job and could use critical thinking skills. Plus you could get some very funny answers with the don't be generic line.

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 3 года назад +5

      I started working at 16 so seems like a reasonable question

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +47

      @@jd0879 Good for you, not everyone did

  • @TheMrNut
    @TheMrNut 4 года назад +4298

    What baffles me is that there’s a questionable amount of entry level jobs that require “pReViOus WorK ExPerIeNcE”

    • @JetDahShark007
      @JetDahShark007 4 года назад +403

      It's so they can hire internally but legally have to post job publicly as part of fair trade

    • @rohankhubchandani3694
      @rohankhubchandani3694 4 года назад +275

      right. like don’t call it an “entry level” job then lmfaoo

    • @bilbo_gamers6417
      @bilbo_gamers6417 4 года назад +194

      Any job offer like that is trying to lowball you. Those are not entry level jobs, they are mid tier at least, and often shouldn't pay less than like $20 an hour more or less. Especially if you have experience and a degree and crap.

    • @MarkMcDaniel
      @MarkMcDaniel 4 года назад +66

      @@JetDahShark007 -- There is no law requiring that all jobs are posted, but it's for job security in HR.

    • @ungrave5231
      @ungrave5231 3 года назад +17

      Do most people go out of university with 0 job experience or something? Seems fairly simple to get at least a few jobs you can put on your resume the show you're a "go getter" and a "team player" or something. Don't put those on your resume though.

  • @professional.commentator
    @professional.commentator 4 года назад +3936

    "How do you expect to get a job if you've never had a job?" THIS right here is why young people are so screwed in today's world!

    • @B03-d6u
      @B03-d6u 4 года назад +118

      I guess im lucky that in Germany apprenticeship are needed to legally work in a job.
      Wich results in 3 years work experience.
      And most times they just keep you couse they now what they teached you.

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator 4 года назад +167

      @@B03-d6u We have internships here but they don't guarantee any jobs. They just help students out on their resumes.

    • @B03-d6u
      @B03-d6u 4 года назад +18

      @@professional.commentator how long is a normal internship ?
      If it is like 6 months long, the company has a good base to decide if they want to keep you or if they think that its not worth to invest there time in you.

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator 4 года назад +63

      @@B03-d6u A summer internship is about 3 months. Usually they can be 4 months long. They help in the hiring process but it's not guaranteed.

    • @B03-d6u
      @B03-d6u 4 года назад +1

      @@professional.commentator after you did like 2 or 3 summer internships, can't you call that: Exprience in the workfield, when you apply for a job?

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 4 года назад +3190

    "Ok so you listed Microsoft Excel,how experienced are you with that?"
    "Oh I excel at it"

    • @cordan305
      @cordan305 3 года назад +90

      “I’m excellent”

    • @taylorallred6208
      @taylorallred6208 3 года назад +238

      You might say it’s one of my Powerpoints. But don’t take my Word for it...

    • @charlieoocharlie9466
      @charlieoocharlie9466 3 года назад +80

      Or you can have a general outlook on this.

    • @vvvinblue5557
      @vvvinblue5557 3 года назад +25

      Word

    • @yerr234
      @yerr234 3 года назад +20

      "you're hired"

  • @voided_sun
    @voided_sun 2 года назад +99

    I once almost got demoted from Junior back to Intern after 2.5 years work.
    The higher ups decided to have new salary levels, that raised the bar for what salary fits to every position, so the managers simply lowered everyone's position to match their current salary. I was effectively lowered back to level 0, described as "promising internship". Needless to say, talks about obtaining medior position became impossible and I got pretty close to being fired when I would not sign for the internship position. Even after that, they still delayed correcting my wage to the new minimum indefinitely.
    Half year later I got a new job with 50% wage increase and way less stressful. At my new job they just give me constant pay increases without me having to even ask for it. It's a completely different world.

  • @greenstonegecko
    @greenstonegecko 3 года назад +196

    "Why should we hire you over someone else?"
    Well if you hired someone else, I wouldn't be getting paid so... Hire me so I can pay my bills?

    • @lotuswolf1518
      @lotuswolf1518 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂in my country hirers ask about family income marital status siblings residence etc

    • @sisilotau2185
      @sisilotau2185 8 месяцев назад

      Depending on the personality of the interviewer that actually can help get you the job to say that.
      However if you misread the person they might end the interview right there

  • @senpaiyaa
    @senpaiyaa 4 года назад +3493

    *5 years later*
    HR: YOU DID NOT GOT THE JOB

    • @a.b.2405
      @a.b.2405 4 года назад +28

      TRUE!

    • @DavidHenderson1
      @DavidHenderson1 4 года назад +178

      For real!!! I got a call from PetSmart three years after I applied saying I didn't get the job.

    • @cottageapollo
      @cottageapollo 4 года назад +50

      @@DavidHenderson1 no way 💀

    • @ha-jq2wo
      @ha-jq2wo 4 года назад

      @@DavidHenderson1 q

    • @Garydos07
      @Garydos07 4 года назад +18

      I've had this happen to me before! The longest was like a year.

  • @FergusML
    @FergusML 4 года назад +4625

    Can we have a moment of silence for those gradutating in the middle of a pandemic where most companies aren't even thinking about hiring people for most positions?

    • @nighthawkviper6791
      @nighthawkviper6791 4 года назад +120

      We just hired people for benefits at our company and pay them $12.50/hr LMAO The position requires a degree...(Delta Airlines)

    • @2hot4u435
      @2hot4u435 4 года назад +279

      @@nighthawkviper6791 what a joke. If airlines can’t afford to pay livable wages for jobs that require a degree, then its quite obvious that privatization of the airline industry has failed. I say we nationalize airlines so that we (taxpayers) don’t have to bail them out every couple of years while executives, in the mean time, spend billions on stock buybacks so that their stock compensation packages grow as large as possible, all while employees face dwindling wages and reduced hours...burn it the fuck down!!

    • @geemorales3555
      @geemorales3555 4 года назад +13

      A bunch of engineering companies are still hiring. I've gotten 4 offers. Then again my end goal was always have job options.

    • @FergusML
      @FergusML 4 года назад +49

      @@geemorales3555 yes this ist the exception. if you are an engineer you will always find good jobs. first of all because there is a heavy demand on those jobs no matter what because only a few people are able to achieve such a degree but also tech businesses run well during a pandemic and some companies even have higher demand than ever before (for example pharamaceuticals) ... but have a degree in something else and you are done right now. :/

    • @archesworn377
      @archesworn377 4 года назад +8

      ​@@2hot4u435 How about you don't vote for bailouts, dumbass.

  • @eggyrepublic
    @eggyrepublic 4 года назад +2190

    “How do you expect to get a job if you’ve never had a job?”
    Simple, just start your own factory, earn a few million dollars and bribe the HR to hire you.

    • @kali3828
      @kali3828 4 года назад +39

      Is this a reference to some obscure show I don't know about?

    • @jasonshere
      @jasonshere 4 года назад +15

      @@kali3828 Yes. And it's not even that obscure. I can't believe you don't know the reference.

    • @kali3828
      @kali3828 4 года назад +18

      @@jasonshere Lol which show is it?

    • @OptiGamer
      @OptiGamer 4 года назад +7

      Wanna know, too

    • @DJcyberslash
      @DJcyberslash 4 года назад +7

      Let me guess the office?

  • @Vampcinder
    @Vampcinder 2 года назад +204

    The part about them refusing to tell you job specifications was so relatable. I actually turned down two sudden offers for promotions because my boss just absolutely refused to describe what I would be specifically doing in my new position. Every time he tried to skirt around it by acting like I asked a completely different question, it got more and more suspicious. Upon further investigation later, I realized that it was because those jobs straight up sucked. Paid a couple bucks more but ultimately it would've screwed over my schedule, my mental and physical health, my respect among coworkers, and it would've thrust me into a department I knew very little about.
    So yeah, whether it's getting initially hired or talking about a "promotion", always get the specifics of what you'll be doing and what conditions you'll be under.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 2 года назад +7

      Meanwhile Im sending applications to every even distantly engineering related jobs....even if I barely knew anything about them.
      So hard to start a career when every place requires experienced people

  • @asterisque9252
    @asterisque9252 3 года назад +80

    "How do u expect to get the job if you've never had the job?"
    Oh
    We went _there_

  • @arigspi
    @arigspi 4 года назад +7067

    I’m laughing really hard at this, but as a 2020 college graduate, I can’t tell if my tears are from laughter or unemployed desperation :)

    • @Chitario
      @Chitario 4 года назад +130

      Also got my bachelors this year, just apply to everything even if they write 2 years experience required. Dont put too much pressure on yourself, one of them will certainly give you a job

    • @temich1985
      @temich1985 4 года назад +265

      Its all but your fault that you graduated in 2020. Should've graduated back in 2013 and get the 7 years of experience before 2020. Where you been duh? (joking, I am same. Graduated in May, still looking for a job :/ )

    • @temich1985
      @temich1985 4 года назад +85

      @@Chitario I applied to jobs where they required 2 years of experience for specific skills, I had 3....well apparently I wasn't technically qualified somehow. Its not even enough to get an experience in the general field of work you're applying. You need experience with a SPECIFIC task with a surgical precision doing EXACTLY same things at your last job compared to what you will be doing to be counted as experience.

    • @arigspi
      @arigspi 4 года назад +4

      General Dickbutt ahh good luck to you as well!! :)

    • @arigspi
      @arigspi 4 года назад +27

      Artem Morozov looool you’re so right, I shoulda started learning about Risk Management (what i’m going into) when I was like 5 just to get a small head start 🥲🥲

  • @Ohmriginal722
    @Ohmriginal722 3 года назад +756

    The REALEST part about this is waiting and usually never receiving a message about not getting the job. Just send the goddamn message telling me I didn’t get it.

    • @youtubeceoruinedyoutube
      @youtubeceoruinedyoutube 3 года назад +85

      @@failedsample-astra You’re so used to being treated poorly by companies that you make excuses for lack of basic courtesy. I’m a professional. If I show up for an on-site (taking a PTO to do it) after multiple phone screens and technical screens, the LEAST a company can do is shoot me an email letting me know I didn’t get the job. Especially if I request that basic courtesy directly and they agree.

    • @duxae1617
      @duxae1617 3 года назад +20

      This has happened to me like ten times now I hate the hiring process they just never even reply at all

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 года назад +7

      oh i fucking hate that! i did 2 follow up phone calls for a trucking company and i might as well have gotten an answer out of the passing wind.

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 2 года назад

      Time is money

  • @MubashirAR
    @MubashirAR 4 года назад +2017

    Me: *applies at Company 1*
    *1 month passes by*
    Me: *Gets a job at conpany 2*
    Company 1: "Thanks for applying, please complete the online test and we'll let you know if you're shortlisted"

    • @jherc12990
      @jherc12990 4 года назад +89

      That’s literally what happened to me🤣🤣

    • @zwink37
      @zwink37 4 года назад +109

      You got a job within one month of applying?

    • @Smidgon
      @Smidgon 4 года назад +130

      The reason I know this is a lie cause you got a job within 1 month of application. At minimum it takes 5

    • @sparkle0859
      @sparkle0859 4 года назад +9

      lol thats exactly what happened to me

    • @damianpadayachee5111
      @damianpadayachee5111 4 года назад +5

      @Devilslayer101 I think they were saying a joke...

  • @zachcochran343
    @zachcochran343 3 года назад +109

    Legit was asked once in an interview “what are your career goals” when I responded with “honestly I’d love to work at a company with a ladder for advancement in place, one that recognizes hard work with results, but I definitely understand I have to put my time in”. The response I got was “yeah we definitely know millennials like to be appreciated so we appreciate our millennials.” SMH lol

    • @jlco
      @jlco 2 года назад +23

      Ah, yes, _millenials_

    • @ChristAliveForevermore
      @ChristAliveForevermore 2 года назад +36

      *asks for Boomer-era treatment*
      Interviewer: *pats head* "Oh, you Millenials and your ideals! *NOW GET TO WORK, SLAVE!"*

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 2 года назад +14

      The fun part is millennials dissing millennials because they don't realize it's literally their generation.

  • @LaplaceBacklogs
    @LaplaceBacklogs 3 года назад +29

    "How do you expect to get a job if you've never had a job?"
    DAMN. I FELT THAT AT A PERSONAL LEVEL LMAO

  • @autumnrogers2933
    @autumnrogers2933 4 года назад +1108

    "Oh yes when you get hired here you will definitely be doing specific stuff." Why does this feel so accurate

    • @sergiusprintar5491
      @sergiusprintar5491 3 года назад +4

      because its true :)) most HR doesn't know what specifics each job requires they, at best if they have some interest in people the information at large.
      Lucky for me, most of the time i did get that type of hr person on the other end.
      But you won't get specifics, especially since most projects are confidential.

    • @autumnrogers2933
      @autumnrogers2933 3 года назад +6

      @@sergiusprintar5491 but this is for entry level jobs. Like food service and retail. They should be able to figure out the departments.

    • @sergiusprintar5491
      @sergiusprintar5491 3 года назад +1

      @@autumnrogers2933 unless the job there would involve doing a lot of stuff and listing everything would take to damm long, I do not see why they would act like that for food service or retail 0.0
      i get it in engineering, programing, designing and a bunch of others that they can't tell to much but the domains you listed. Idk other than the HR girl or guy doesn't give a fuck

    • @markmcculfor6113
      @markmcculfor6113 2 года назад +3

      AND THINGS!

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 2 года назад

      It is accurate Autumn Rogers. Very accurate Autumn Rogers. Have a good day Autumn Rogers

  • @RsRj-qd2cg
    @RsRj-qd2cg 3 года назад +2875

    Getting a job is like getting a girlfriend. Boomers were able to get one by cold calling. Everyone else either gets one online or through friends.

    • @Ownage4lif31
      @Ownage4lif31 3 года назад +112

      Sad but true. Actually easier to get a gf than a job.

    • @BOBMAN1980
      @BOBMAN1980 3 года назад +193

      Another similarity between jobs and gfs: You can only get one after you have an established history of them, without any big gap in between. Being 'fired' is way worse than doing the dumping. Can't appear too desperate for one. And the mere act of getting one increases your desirability by several whole factors; you basically can't shake them off.

    • @genebeidl4011
      @genebeidl4011 3 года назад +4

      You think Boomers got girlfriends by cold calling?

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 3 года назад +54

      @@BOBMAN1980 another difference: after 5 years your job still sucks

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +25

      @@Ownage4lif31 False. I've had plenty of jobs in the past. Still no gf.

  • @englishmotherfucker1058
    @englishmotherfucker1058 4 года назад +2491

    ah yes, Cflat++, that's a programming language

    • @JJPMaster
      @JJPMaster 4 года назад +220

      i prefer g sharp minor triad to d flat power chord progression++

    • @BrandonBeanland
      @BrandonBeanland 4 года назад +14

      @@JJPMaster ...script11

    • @jackplace4149
      @jackplace4149 4 года назад +36

      Thats just C

    • @devrim-oguz
      @devrim-oguz 4 года назад +9

      @@jackplace4149 maybe C11

    • @mrjaquavis6444
      @mrjaquavis6444 4 года назад +38

      I prefer Beethoven symphony no 9

  • @GuRuGeorge03
    @GuRuGeorge03 3 года назад +259

    I once had an interview where the recruiter oversold my skills so hard that from the very beginning of the interview on it felt like they tried everything in their power to convince me to start at their company. they didn't even want me to answer ANY questions and just kept repeating how they would love to work with me. it was the weirdest interview ever. I then ended up getting an offer as a tech lead for an entire team even tho I haven't had any fulltime programming experience at all. I declined it and the recruiter got mad at me lol

    • @mentafe8764
      @mentafe8764 3 года назад +77

      when they act like this there is ALWAYS something going on

    • @ayrton56612
      @ayrton56612 3 года назад +34

      I have been in similar situations. Usually recruiters from secondment agencies who are desperate because nobody that is actually qualified wants the job.

    • @charlesludwig8672
      @charlesludwig8672 2 года назад

      Bruh

    • @ChristAliveForevermore
      @ChristAliveForevermore 2 года назад +35

      This is a prime example of what's wrong with industry in general: lies at every corner. Genuine talent and experience gets thrown out the window in favor of over-sold randos with no experience or pure and simple nepotism.
      I've heard stories of people being denied a job when they have tons of qualifications because somebody who works in the administration knows another person with zero qualifications who happens to be their cousin or something.
      Incidentally it's how I got my internship at some random company one winter: my sister was a corporate executive. I did data entry the whole time but I knew I wouldn't have been looked at had she not worked there. The kicker: I studied physics, not business or accounting. I was unqualified (not that Excel requires qualifications, but someone may have needed an internship there for their degree requirements, idk).
      This whole corporate-government system is corrupt to the bones. I hope it all collapses.

    • @campflyingdragon2863
      @campflyingdragon2863 2 года назад +3

      You should have just lied, everyone else does. I had guys lie about experience all the time when I was interviewing. That's why people can't do jobs right when they are supposed to be "master mechanics" or whatever other bs they push.

  • @cephalon_kuro6833
    @cephalon_kuro6833 3 года назад +29

    "why do u want this job"
    U see im really passionate about not starving to death.

  • @johnnywaffles2482
    @johnnywaffles2482 4 года назад +753

    Requirements: "masters degree in law, 6 years interpreting and writing legal documents, pay $13 an hour"

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 3 года назад +9

      Masterers in bed, general when dead, assasin from the skies, the teller of golden lies, spotter of spies, felatio of demise, cleaner of cream pies
      "Allright cheks out welcome to wendys"

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 3 года назад

      I don't think that masters in law is a thing.

    • @t.warren1363
      @t.warren1363 3 года назад +12

      @@Sewblon it is. It’s called an LLM in the U.S. Other countries may use different names.

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 года назад +6

      i literally saw something like that a couple days ago. bachelors in law required to summarize legal documents in laymans terms for clients. starting pay $10 hr.

    • @kdaltex
      @kdaltex Год назад

      If they list the pay at all

  • @EasyMoneyLuu
    @EasyMoneyLuu 4 года назад +3001

    "2 girls 1 compiler" damn my G you killed that one (lol) ^2

    • @leonhardeuler9839
      @leonhardeuler9839 4 года назад +41

      Luthando Nxumalo I lost it when he said that lel

    • @craighalpin1917
      @craighalpin1917 4 года назад +31

      That's the programming language of the future, you just wait you'll see.

    • @n3gi_
      @n3gi_ 4 года назад +5

      What does that mean? I don't get it.

    • @a.b.2405
      @a.b.2405 4 года назад +11

      Did...did you...did you just squared “lol”?? Looort I’m six feet underground 😂😂🤣🤣😭😵💀⚰️

    • @sycration
      @sycration 4 года назад +21

      @@n3gi_ I think it's a reference to an old porno movie but I can't remember the name

  • @Civ33
    @Civ33 4 года назад +1238

    "What is this 20 year gap in your work history?" underrated joke 😂😂😂

    • @ispeakstupid
      @ispeakstupid 2 года назад +21

      This implies he had a job before he was born

    • @thymerhemann3230
      @thymerhemann3230 2 года назад

      @@ispeakstupid in his past life before he got reborn as an idiot loser

    • @bag.a.6465
      @bag.a.6465 2 года назад +23

      @@ispeakstupid he technically was a part of his dad's body so, if his dad had a job, then yeah

    • @derrickdomino7287
      @derrickdomino7287 Год назад +2

      It's not a joke.

  • @DrSmart20
    @DrSmart20 3 года назад +22

    "you know I was actually this close to hiring you, but I just felt you lacked ambition with the 'next 5 years' question, you should have aimed for the head... office" *snaps*

  • @OfficialPinkaMenaX
    @OfficialPinkaMenaX 3 года назад +44

    My favorite interview question:
    Tell us about a time you were racist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or discriminated against someone because of their religious or cultural background and how did you resolve that issue?
    Umm... I don't do those sorts of things...
    Don't worry. We'll give you a little time to think about.

    • @michaeltorrisi7289
      @michaeltorrisi7289 Год назад

      So follow up, when did you stop beating your wife?

    • @129jasper1
      @129jasper1 5 месяцев назад

      Ummm....you tell that useless, fat, old fruitcake HR diversity hire to go back to where they came from, and punch them in the face while making fun of their savage paganism. Then it will be fresh in both your minds, and you resolve it by unlearning all the commie propaganda you've been force-fed.

  • @imperchaos
    @imperchaos 4 года назад +2498

    The worst thing is when you actually are an expert in four scripting languages, have taken four years of CS focus, literally taught a class on cybersecurity, but because you've been in college you've only had internships so you don't have enough experience.

    • @jdally9872
      @jdally9872 4 года назад +223

      ya dude I feel you. I get I'm not THE MOST experienced wizard of programming in a bunch of different languages, admittedly, but I got 2 degrees (EE/biometrics), been using basically every big scripting language there is since middle school, hobby projects in a rainbow of languages doing anything/everything I could think of just to broaden my skillset, and multiple internships & jobs in the defense industry (DC area).
      But because I never had the chance to do one single framework professionally for a long stretch, I'm apparently not "experienced" enough to get a legit job. It's been hell ever since graduating. Basically out of options at this point and gonna go work for the USPS or something

    • @schemerboy1005
      @schemerboy1005 4 года назад +37

      i havent even had an internship fml

    • @halliemundt
      @halliemundt 4 года назад +51

      Right? I feel this way but I’m in the sports industry. I’ve worked for more teams than some of the people that have interviewed me, I’ve managed an entire team for 5 years, worked for multiple teams at once, and I constantly get people or interviewers who go “so are you sure you want to enter the sports industry?” Hello I’ve been in it for years and I’m more than qualified for this job.

    • @temich1985
      @temich1985 4 года назад +28

      @@GNParty I know bunch of people who got jobs after just 2-3 month long QA Automation courses. CS degree is a waste of time I think, you don't need a degree to code. Why would anyone care if you can bisect a frog, solve triple integral or tell them a history of the transgender movement?

    • @facts-zo4qs
      @facts-zo4qs 4 года назад +20

      that sucks. my step dad was telling me about his friend who was declined loads of jobs at like 45-50 yrs old or around there for being overqualified. like sorry what>????? how could they be overqualified and u not want them because of that omg. and I bet they still said to other people with loads of qualifications they didn't have enough....

  • @camilascatonebedin3002
    @camilascatonebedin3002 4 года назад +404

    "Where do you see yourself in 10 minutes?" is what got me

    • @eeaotly
      @eeaotly 4 года назад +20

      Signing the contract.

  • @shayorshayorshayor
    @shayorshayorshayor 4 года назад +689

    I don’t think this guy understands how hard it is to come up with these ideas, dialects, convos, whatever you want to call it. Shit had me Rolling.

  • @alekvillarreal3470
    @alekvillarreal3470 3 года назад +21

    Entry Level jobs: You need experience!
    Me: I have experience.
    Entry level jobs: You're overqualified!
    Me *confused poor noises*

  • @the_scarecrow3143
    @the_scarecrow3143 2 года назад +16

    I have watched this video 4 times already. But "4 months, that's... 8 YEARS" Always makes me laugh out loud

  • @gjkilla16
    @gjkilla16 3 года назад +436

    i saw one engineering position that said "must have 4 yrs experience minimum" and also "accepting engineer-in-training" which is a title you get if you have less than 4 years of experience

    • @sherwing9054
      @sherwing9054 3 года назад +36

      just say you have 4 years school experience .
      better yet, "I have 4 years working experience as a student, instead of the school paying me, I pay the school. Imagine how nice I was back then, u should hire me for my 4 year expertise in school"

    • @bizmonkey007
      @bizmonkey007 3 года назад +5

      I would just ignore how many years of experience they say they’re asking for (within reason, of course) and apply anyway. That’s an “ideal” candidate but doesn’t mean anything.

    • @sherwing9054
      @sherwing9054 3 года назад +8

      update:
      I regret saying that. Now I'm a c# dev with "competitive salary" compared to factory workers.

    • @averyinterestingpineapple6038
      @averyinterestingpineapple6038 3 года назад +2

      @@sherwing9054 oof sorry

    • @BLOrtega
      @BLOrtega 3 года назад +1

      @@sherwing9054 Sorry that you have to go through that

  • @puppetsock
    @puppetsock 4 года назад +490

    The important lesson here is not explicitly stated. An abusive interview is a sign of an abusive employer. Abusive employers should be avoided. You should be prepared to walk out of an interview if abusive questions are thrown at you.

    • @29957fred
      @29957fred 4 года назад +20

      Example of a abusive questions pls

    • @puppetsock
      @puppetsock 4 года назад +68

      @@29957fred An abusive question would be one like "did you watch the video?"

    • @kyliej6489
      @kyliej6489 4 года назад +26

      i don’t think you understand the definition of abusive

    • @amaykaran
      @amaykaran 4 года назад +50

      Most of us dont have the liberty

    • @jac1793
      @jac1793 4 года назад +2

      People just say whatever the hell they want, what point are you making

  • @brettvantassel4325
    @brettvantassel4325 4 года назад +2903

    I can’t believe for a month I didn’t know about this second channel.

    • @ZachStarHimself
      @ZachStarHimself  4 года назад +299

      I only put it on patreon for a while, wasn't telling anyone else cause I wanted more videos uploaded before I made a bigger announcement.

    • @chedidkamal837
      @chedidkamal837 4 года назад +113

      Zach Star Himself wise choice indeed, now because old subscribers will mostly see them all in a row, the channel will be promoted fast by the algorithm

    • @simasima5255
      @simasima5255 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @emmanuelikegwuonu1460
      @emmanuelikegwuonu1460 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @kides6537
      @kides6537 4 года назад +2

      You mean two years?

  • @joshbull623
    @joshbull623 3 года назад +14

    Forgot the ones that require a college degree, 5 years experience, and 6 recommendations to wash dishes.

  • @dannywhite132
    @dannywhite132 3 года назад +90

    The entry level biology job i applied to required 5 publications, a masters degree and 4 years experience. In the interview I asked them how they expected to pay people so little (at the time 22k) but ask for so much, especially at entry level. They said they had no issues with it. On the lab tour it was 100% only people from China, 90% of whom did not speak English (despite working in england) and were brought over from China by the company to work there.....

    • @ChristAliveForevermore
      @ChristAliveForevermore 2 года назад

      Outsourcing jobs has absolutely killed America. We will not recover from this. The corrupt political establishment has to answer to God for what they've done to a once strong, God-fearing nation.

    • @What-fv1yl
      @What-fv1yl 2 года назад +5

      lmao what a joke, this cant be real

    • @dannywhite132
      @dannywhite132 2 года назад +2

      @@What-fv1yl completely true

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 2 года назад

      Sounds like they were intentionally making the job terrible so no Englanders would apply and they could hire people from overseas. Why they wanted Chinese people instead is a different question entirely...

    • @dannywhite132
      @dannywhite132 2 года назад

      @@misteryA555 The company was Chinese so yeah.

  • @mrwalkway4740
    @mrwalkway4740 4 года назад +606

    I graduated college this May, got a job in February, relocated for it and started in July, and a week ago I got a call telling me I didn’t get a job I applied for in November 😂

    • @vibesbynae4860
      @vibesbynae4860 4 года назад +19

      Pests 😂😂😂😂

    • @Psychwriteify
      @Psychwriteify 3 года назад +23

      It's really funny when that job you're getting turned down for pays less than half of the of the job you got.

    • @matthewkiel5013
      @matthewkiel5013 3 года назад +31

      As a joke, I gave my resume to a government agency recruiter at a job fair. It took literally a year to hear back saying they weren't interested.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 2 года назад

      @@matthewkiel5013me when I heard the IRS was offering 50,000 new jobs for IRS careers. But they posted in the public sooo… it was odd

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 4 года назад +515

    This actually exposed to me how in many cases the whole interview process is setup as a psychological groveling process to break the applicant into starting to behave as an employee as opposed to an honest way to get to know you and figure out if you’re a good fit.

    • @gardnerj44
      @gardnerj44 2 года назад +17

      Sometimes those two things are the same thing

    • @TheRealVorynDagoth
      @TheRealVorynDagoth 2 года назад +8

      @@gardnerj44 no they're not and you must be very ill for confusing the concepts

    • @theoverseer1775
      @theoverseer1775 Год назад

      @@TheRealVorynDagoth could you further explain what you mean? What are the two concepts? I didn't really understand that.

    • @theoverseer1775
      @theoverseer1775 Год назад +2

      @UCj8QM2W-60lDgom4krg5bnQ I'm pretty sure that person meant to say "sometimes corporate interviews and brainwashing are the same thing" and not that "brainwashing and an honest way to get to know you are the same thing".

    • @TheRealVorynDagoth
      @TheRealVorynDagoth Год назад

      @@theoverseer1775 I interpret it as brainwashing under the guise of corporate whatever is an acceptable thing, but I do see your point. Jury's and I guess. If they think what I interpreted then my statement stands. If it's what you said then I would retract my statement.

  • @Aja-Christian
    @Aja-Christian 4 года назад +621

    Entry level jobs legit want you to have a bachelor's degree or better, want you to be fluent in Klingon and/or ancient Greek, want you to have interned for 2 years at NASA, to have studied abroad in Fiji or Narnia and want letters of recommendation from Einstein, God, and Bill Gates.
    All for a position that pays less than $18/hour 😑😑😑 And don't get me started on the 2 hour long interviews and the assessment tests that have NOTHING whatsoever to do with the position I'm applying for. And that's just been my experience with the jobs I'm OVER qualified for.

    • @heh2393
      @heh2393 4 года назад +24

      Oof, somebody's being accurate. No srsly, this not that far from the truth

    • @Swampert00260
      @Swampert00260 4 года назад +31

      Good news for you- Klingon is taught on Duolingo

    • @princeo242
      @princeo242 4 года назад +2

      @Ian Taylor this was untrue for me, I’m an accounting major and job apps have been easy for me haha

    • @lordspongebobofhousesquare1616
      @lordspongebobofhousesquare1616 4 года назад +16

      my dad said companies sometimes makes their criterions higher so that they could justify paying lower wages because you don't meet their criterions

    • @Ares_gaming_117
      @Ares_gaming_117 4 года назад +6

      @@lordspongebobofhousesquare1616 fuck, that's cold af but makes total sense now..

  • @jhmejia
    @jhmejia 3 года назад +22

    As a CS major, I can confirm that our entry-level 5-year-experience-required jobs are exactly like this.

  • @sireliot2149
    @sireliot2149 3 года назад +18

    My favorite corner I've painted myself and a panel into so far: "Considering that you are the transportation engineers, and I have stated that my planned area of emphasis in civil would be water resources - I could have described my transportation engineering experience more if I knew what position I was interviewing for." Response: "We honestly aren't sure what position you are interviewing for either."

  • @concrete_dog
    @concrete_dog 4 года назад +720

    "G FLAT"
    I spat out my drink.

  • @thebigb1286
    @thebigb1286 4 года назад +152

    "How do you expect to get a job if you've never had a job?" It hurts because it's true!

  • @chancewoolsey3415
    @chancewoolsey3415 4 года назад +543

    The excel thing hits too close to home. I took a Microsoft Office in my junior year of highschool. So yes, I have Microsoft office knowledge. The problem is every teacher I had said NEVER use it in highschool. So now I remember that there is are some equals signs, colons, a vague idea of what you can do. And how to google ALL of it

    • @Rovsau
      @Rovsau 4 года назад +14

      I actually have 5+ years of hardcore spreadsheet experience, so I'm looking forward to that question :D

    • @Christopher._M
      @Christopher._M 4 года назад +18

      @@Rovsau what does 5+ years of hardcore spread sheet get you?

    • @Rovsau
      @Rovsau 4 года назад +17

      @@Christopher._M A job if the internet goes down one day.

    • @Christopher._M
      @Christopher._M 4 года назад +1

      @@Rovsau i have no idea how that can be but i will look it up

    • @Rovsau
      @Rovsau 4 года назад +13

      ​@@Christopher._M Most programming today is done by researching the internet while writing code.
      If that is no longer possible, then it is much more easy and practical to make systems in spreadsheets.

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Год назад +18

    Boomers: How can you expect to have a job if you’ve never had a job?
    Also boomers: Why are so many young people still living with their parents?

    • @daddy3484
      @daddy3484 Год назад +7

      Boomers lived well beyond their means. Now we're paying for it.

  • @gwaynebrouwn844
    @gwaynebrouwn844 3 года назад +57

    "C-Sharp, D-Sharp, G-Flat, Ascending C Natural Minor Scale"
    *Me, classical pianist:* My time has come

  • @Trinexx42
    @Trinexx42 4 года назад +342

    Lost it at "Thor's Hammer Hydraulic Press." That one was too good.

  • @nightknight2032
    @nightknight2032 4 года назад +139

    -"Beethoven Symphony No. 5", isn't that music?
    -Yeah that's what most amateur programmers would say...

  • @warrenf5821
    @warrenf5821 3 года назад +124

    I legitimately had a job interview like this. I ended up having to wish them well finding a candidate and had to walk out lol

  • @daniellavaly3463
    @daniellavaly3463 3 года назад +18

    "You unemployed thousands"
    Employer: it was random and fair.. This company Is finite and it's budget is finite and now our check book is balanced, as all things should be.

  • @amsynvv
    @amsynvv 3 года назад +36

    "How do you expect to get a job if you've never had a job?"
    So accurate. My recommendation is to volunteer anywhere you can.

  • @PinkieLeKitty
    @PinkieLeKitty 4 года назад +129

    “I kind of like the idea of you being my employee...with benefits” LOLLL this part

  • @christianfaux736
    @christianfaux736 4 года назад +349

    I was asked "why do you want to work at Yankee Candle" for a job interview at Yankee Candle once.
    I thought about it for longer than i'd like and finally just said, "Because I need money."

    • @xenoblad
      @xenoblad 4 года назад +74

      Did you get the job?

    • @FergusML
      @FergusML 4 года назад +87

      @@xenoblad Did you get the money?

    • @xenoblad
      @xenoblad 4 года назад +64

      @@FergusML Did you get the drugs?

    • @Road_Work_Ahead
      @Road_Work_Ahead 4 года назад +104

      @@xenoblad Did you remember to pick up some milk on the way home?

    • @sigmundfreud4472
      @sigmundfreud4472 4 года назад +84

      Did you win, son?

  • @flipandtwist2944
    @flipandtwist2944 4 года назад +194

    There’s definitely something wrong with the job market. I’ve been out of college since 2017, got a job that I thought would become a long term career but the hiring manager failed to tell me that the company was in financial restraints and ended up laying people off months later... I went back to working a part time job while searching for other opportunities. For awhile, I worked remotely on a 1099 but didn’t feel any type of job growth coming from it... I even became so desperate for income that I built my own small freelance business (I’m a writer) Finally after nearly a year, I got hired again... All of the jobs I interviewed with were entry level jobs but yet hired people with more experience so that they can pay them less... it makes no sense and it’s so frustrating!

    • @embeddedspade9576
      @embeddedspade9576 4 года назад +1

      Well, what did you study?

    • @flipandtwist2944
      @flipandtwist2944 4 года назад +1

      @@embeddedspade9576 Mass Communications

    • @MattMcConaha
      @MattMcConaha 4 года назад +26

      @Kamran Dhillon The same problem exists in STEM

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump 3 года назад +2

      It makes sense once you realize the goals of employees and employees are inherently at odds with one another, government does what lobbyists want them to do, companies have competing issues they need to solve such as," do I pay my worker's more or buyback stock", the modern corporate environment must overwork you and underpay you in order to keep existing, the organizations that historically represented workers interests are at a fifty year low in membership, that zombie companies are popping up like mad, and that half of all workers were unemployed at one point during the pandemic, 80 million people. Also the quit rate also went through the roof. I am so glad to be a NEET. From what I've understood from a lot of professors, is that this is just the further continuation of a trend that started in 1971. Otherwise known as neoliberalism.

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 2 года назад +2

      You lost my sympathy at "I'm a writer"

  • @charredolive
    @charredolive 3 года назад +18

    "Ascending C Natural Minor Scale" this dude never fails to throw me off guard and crack me up

  • @sthenios7026
    @sthenios7026 Месяц назад +5

    Watching this video a year before the disaster

  • @teerich2011
    @teerich2011 4 года назад +211

    Sometimes I wish I could be sarcastic for some of the irrelevant or ridiculous questions. Sorry, I hate pretentious interviews.

    • @NameNotAChannel
      @NameNotAChannel 4 года назад +32

      My serious honesty in answering some questions on an online application were taken as humor by the manager, including:
      After filling out the entire online application that asked everything you'd usually put on a resume:
      "Please attach your resume."
      My reply in the additional notes section: "That would be redundant, as I just told you everything that is on my resume."
      I got the job. (a job that disappeared with Covid-related problems.) And I got that job 6 months after I applied... so I took another job in the meantime. I quit the meantime job on good terms with the staff/managers.

    • @jdally9872
      @jdally9872 4 года назад +13

      @@NameNotAChannel please stop. You're gonna make me cry. It hurts how similar that sounds to my experience this year

    • @SnakeEyes111
      @SnakeEyes111 3 года назад +1

      I laughed at one of the questions... I got fhe job

  • @HiMyNameIsKim
    @HiMyNameIsKim 4 года назад +72

    The algorithm recommended this and I must say, it did not disappoint 😂

  • @leonardovillalobos5277
    @leonardovillalobos5277 4 года назад +347

    Two girls one compiler 💀

    • @hazemdrift
      @hazemdrift 4 года назад +6

      I would’ve busted out in laughter right there

    • @despy1855
      @despy1855 4 года назад +16

      “Shoot your code all over me!”

    • @f.a3202
      @f.a3202 4 года назад +2

      @@despy1855 lol

    • @nfrandom007
      @nfrandom007 4 года назад +3

      What are you doing step code

  • @parist6735
    @parist6735 2 года назад +5

    I tried getting an entry level job at Walgreens, but couldn’t on account of not having already worked there for six months.

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 3 года назад +85

    "Have you ever used xyz"
    "I used it once briefly"
    "Okay well that's still more than any of us have done, so that makes you our resident expert"
    I have legitimately had this conversation several times

  • @tkjordan1376
    @tkjordan1376 4 года назад +94

    Yeah remind me why I’m in a group interview for a job that pays $8.75 an hour

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 года назад +8

      there's free coffee and oreos?

    • @What-fv1yl
      @What-fv1yl 2 года назад +5

      @@NewPaulActs17 or free banana every friday. because you know, thats what counts

  • @alexaskew689
    @alexaskew689 4 года назад +89

    "Yes if your hired here, you will definitely be doing SPECIFIC STUFF - and THINGS......" I felt that

  • @sethbettwieser
    @sethbettwieser 4 года назад +29

    "What will I be doing, specifically? "
    "you will definitely be doing specific things"
    so true.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад +1

    I’m watching all Zach Star and Zach Star Himself videos I get in the recommendation side bar until I only get ones I haven't watched. I'm going to be her a while, but it's worth it!

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman 2 года назад +9

    8:30 - I've definitely been there. This person's so lucky they actually got a call saying no - most times it never happens. I love the dystopian environmnet - reminds me of the good ole times when I did interviews.

  • @Mekel01
    @Mekel01 4 года назад +479

    "You're done."

    • @alexbaker5713
      @alexbaker5713 4 года назад

      Didn't expect to see you here

    • @yaboi3445
      @yaboi3445 3 года назад

      @@alexbaker5713 same

    • @bostarl8002
      @bostarl8002 3 года назад

      Mekel jynxzi slammed you tbh

    • @bostarl8002
      @bostarl8002 3 года назад

      Jk it was a good 1v1 lol

  • @TonyStark-yu4ot
    @TonyStark-yu4ot 4 года назад +34

    I thought the “Five Years Later” was going to be a subtle avengers reference, but it just kept getting more and more obvious.

  • @slykhajiit2
    @slykhajiit2 4 года назад +47

    He separates himself into those two different characters so well that you'd forget it was him if you weren't constantly reminded by his face

  • @eliseosterbrink8000
    @eliseosterbrink8000 2 года назад +11

    This reminds me of something I heard about a guy who applied for a job at a company that used a new technology and required at least 5 years of experience. The guy didn't get the job.
    The technology was 4 years old and the guy applying invented it.

    • @f2p781
      @f2p781 2 года назад

      I think and I hope that was a joke story

    • @eliseosterbrink8000
      @eliseosterbrink8000 2 года назад +2

      @@f2p781 I could double check but I do think it was a real thing, sadly.

  • @SirDono_
    @SirDono_ 3 года назад +51

    I got hired by answering one of the questions with "Why would you need that information". The security advisor of the company hired me because I was the only applicant who refused the question

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +2

      Noted. What was the information they requested btw?

    • @uptoolate1896
      @uptoolate1896 2 года назад +5

      Ha! I gave an answer like that once on an application. They decided to bring me on, until halfway through the hiring paperwork apparently somebody actually looked at my answers on the application, decided I was rebellious and not a team player, and decided not to hire me after all. Glad it worked out better for you!

  • @Matando
    @Matando 4 года назад +31

    You forgot the part where you send in your application, resume, and cover letter and never hear back.
    Also the part when they actually decide to start doing interviews for the position...... if ever.

  • @jess522
    @jess522 4 года назад +69

    “Linux, I am your father.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timoschannel1363
    @timoschannel1363 4 года назад +284

    The "programming language" one got me. It went from programming languages I recognized, to ones I didn't recognize, to "okay now he's just pulling my leg." Well executed!

  • @Starhawke_Gaming
    @Starhawke_Gaming 2 года назад +7

    6:31 - I love what is actually written on the resume, plus the bribe.
    Sometimes that feels like the only way anyone gets past the recruiting process at some companies.

  • @thekyleyoumans
    @thekyleyoumans 2 года назад +4

    You know what’s sad, a friend if mine has a Bachelor’s degree and every job he’s applied for said he’s either overqualified or under qualified. To me that makes no sense at all, you spend all your time and money and for what? This world is truly a fucked up place.

  • @gabey.youngblood2613
    @gabey.youngblood2613 4 года назад +18

    "I need you to hack the pentagon only using microsoft excel on a cell phone" I'm dead

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 4 года назад +46

    Have you never had a job? No?
    Get a job
    Want a job?
    Repeat from line 1

  • @NikeAirJordanGabes
    @NikeAirJordanGabes 4 года назад +311

    This makes me even more nervous about graduating in 2 years...

    • @MarkSmith-tu9qr
      @MarkSmith-tu9qr 4 года назад

      haha Xame

    • @MarkMcDaniel
      @MarkMcDaniel 4 года назад +6

      Lol, I'm going into my Junior year too. Just focus on school for now, projecting doesn't help.

    • @AP-jm9ej
      @AP-jm9ej 4 года назад +2

      Get into a different major. It’s too saturated , competitive, etc

    • @NikeAirJordanGabes
      @NikeAirJordanGabes 4 года назад +1

      @@AP-jm9ej You don’t even know my major lol. Every engineering major is different.

    • @AP-jm9ej
      @AP-jm9ej 4 года назад +1

      @@NikeAirJordanGabes I know just kidding. Hope you get your job man. I got 2 yrs also.

  • @kevinnguyen4562
    @kevinnguyen4562 3 года назад +21

    Zach, I wanted to write out to you saying how thankful I am for the years that I have watched your content. From your comedy sketches to your in depth explanations of mathematical concepts and just watching your passion for math has been such a joy to me. I am a recent Mechanical Engineer graduate in GA and through the years, watching your content has inspired me during undergrad and gave me some direction in where I want to take my career as an engineer. Even now when I am struggling to find a job to start my career within my home state, watching videos like this really reminds me that even though the job search is difficult in our times, I can still laugh about my situation and not take it so seriously all the time. I hope you have been well and healthy throughout COVID and I love your content as a fanboy. Continue to make great videos and being an inspiration for many engineers like myself!

    • @blue-1079
      @blue-1079 2 года назад +1

      beautiful comment.

  • @zigzaghyena
    @zigzaghyena 3 года назад +16

    My Mom testing my responses: So, what do you think was the most valuable thing you got out of your last job.
    Me: ........Money.
    My Mom: Okay, that's not wrong, but maybe don't say that when they ask this at a job interview.

  • @AlpacaLips39
    @AlpacaLips39 4 года назад +26

    “You’re in a blender, you’ve been shrunk down to the size of a nickel.”
    I’m gonna sit down and enjoy that breeze.

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 года назад +1

      except for the blenders where the blades are bent down too

  • @davidc7257
    @davidc7257 4 года назад +73

    Programming anda Beethoven killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoeCMath
    @JoeCMath 4 года назад +48

    I got that grade your Python skills on a scale of 1-10 when I had it on my resume. Decided I had to say higher than 5 to justify it on my resume so I said I am a 6 or higher for two specific packages. Then got grilled on things I didn't know and said I would like to revise my score.
    Job interviews be wild, good luck out there yall!

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 3 года назад +11

      You should try to ask for an example of a 10. If they don't want to provide one ask what scale they're using.

    • @JoeCMath
      @JoeCMath 3 года назад +6

      @@ThePandafriend Absolutely! All of my experience was centered around something the interviewer never did so it is hard to compare competencies when we had no overlap!
      If you can find ways to approach the conversation from the same frame of reference (make sure you are on same scale as you suggest), the interview will generally end up better. It is so hard to know what someone you never met before understands and values when it comes to these things so just try your best!

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 3 года назад +5

      ​@@JoeCMath Yeah, in general the whole system is problematic and tons of luck is required. I'm still studying (bioinformatics), but soon I should get into networking (ugh).
      I'm an introvert and hate that stuff.
      Can't I just sit in front of my screen, do my stuff and communicate over chat and occasional voicechats and screen sharing?
      Tutoring works very well when it's done that way. At least for programming.

    • @JoeCMath
      @JoeCMath 3 года назад +1

      @@ThePandafriend I don't know much about bioinformatics, I am heavily in Math Optimization, have you ever thought about putting videos on RUclips for your field since you already tutor? Could be a nice hobby and something you can toss around in future interviews!
      Good luck finishing your studies!

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 3 года назад +1

      @@JoeCMath I'm more the type of tutor who focuses on individuals. Tutoring is not teaching, even though that's something I also did on some occasions.
      My style is also highly individualistic, because I rarely answer questions. Instead of this I _ask_ questions.
      The students are coming with their solutions first, I ask them what problem they have. Then I'm looking at their solutions, look for their mistakes and lead them to the correct solution by asking questions.
      I try to give them as less help as possible and the illusion that they came up with it by themselves. I tried different things and this way is by far the best when it comes to them keeping their knowledge.
      There are some stupid students where even this isn't sufficient though. Those are rather rare though. Also students who were good at school, because they did everything without questioning it and just learned it sometimes do have problems with that. But those are rarely stupid, they just need to learn to come up with their own stuff.
      It's far more work than normal teaching, because I have to know multiple solutions, after all everyone codes differently and sometimes need to develop new solutions on the fly when someone tried it in a way which I didn't see yet.
      And I'm only tutoring the programming classes. When it comes to making videos I don't think that I'm the right type for that.
      Plus there are already tons of resources which show the stuff very well. At least when it comes to most of it.

  • @Zindai
    @Zindai Год назад +7

    My first entry level job interview is tomorrow and I'm way more scared than I probably need to be. At least this gave me a good chuckle

  • @under_cal
    @under_cal Месяц назад +2

    its 1 year until 5 years since this video were all cooked in 2025