@@Brain-washed2 I know. But the capability to make so many in advance is something rare that you don't see in a lot of channels especially not without losing quality for quantity.
I did work experience in an airport and I remember asking one of the guys at security if the liquid limit was because that's how much fluid it would take for a bomb and he just casually said "nah you'd need way less, idk why they have that limit" also the amount they just guess if there's bombs in bags and flag them was hilarious
i always believed that the limit existed so when you needed water or other things that weren't allowed through security for your flight you had to buy the same stuff but overpriced at the airport so it gets more revenue but idk
Obviously. If THE "underwear bomber" had been allowed to bring that bottle of water onto the plane... He could have extinguished his genatils before the bomb in his underwear waist band caught fire and burnt them beyond use...
I think that limit is there so people don't take their alcohol on the plane, imagine if someone took a 1.5L vodka on the plane and got drunk. 100ml or less is so people can carry on perfume and similar items I think
I thought the limit existed because it would be harder for the machine to scan larger sized containers full of liquid. Imagine if it can only scan through part of the liquid and at the center is some dangerous substance suspended.
@@ケジ-i4f Not likely. Not saying it could never be done in the way your suggesting, BUT there are far easier ways to smuggle those compounds that are not as easy to see. For that matter, it wouldn't really take that much effort for 2 or 3 people to each carry multiple 1.5oz bottles. Not to mention if placed correctly, two 1.5oz bottles combined to make 3oz of any significant binary explosive would be more than enough to get the job done.
I once had an experience with TSA security, where we had a glass trophy that was apparently immune to x-rays so they thought it was an opaque object hiding a bomb or something whilst it was literally the exact opposite.
I’m assuming they also made it 10x longer to handle than it needed to be? Took you to the side, quarantined you, patted you down, threw the trophy out the window, and didn’t let you fly for a month afterwards?
@@---ii8hl Okay. I've seen your comments rather a lot here, and you keep saying a lot of explosives look like a lot of things. But you've not said a single specific explosive, and you've also said airports don't care about drugs. My questions are as follows: what country are you from that has a TSA and doesn't care about drugs, and what explosives have you been shown that look exactly like crystal glass? Because neither of those are real, and there most definitely aren't "many" explosives that look EXACTLY like crystal glass.
@@Malkontent1003 if you look at for example salt under RTG, it will look a lot like crystal based explosives with metal compounds. plastic explosives on the other hand look on RTG like apples, bananas and other food like that. and you can find explosives that look like something else in RTG. it was not meant to say that they look like that to the eye, i think i wrote everywhere that its only under RTG. My country doesnt care about drugs in general, only if you were to transport some larger amounts, but we wont go into luggage for any small pouch or bag with stuff if it doesnt throw "explosive" alarm or doesnt look like explosive to us. of course my country does investigate drugs and all that, but we as airport security have priorities set on explosives, weapons and other dangerous items. As for crystal glass-again metalic (as in with large portion of the explosives containing metal compounds like aluminum, iron or other metals-they all look differently, of course, but various glass objects can have same metal elements in them, thus they will look the same) explosives can look like that under RTG, or the glass can hide it, since its very hard to see through more solid glass constructs-about 1-2 centimter thick crystal glass is, without use of RTG functions basically impossible to see through.
"This bottle is 16 ounces. You think we're going to let you on the plane with this? This just screams that you're up to no good." "Ok, um, question. Those two people that just went through in front of me..." "Yeah?" "I noticed that they each had a bag with three full 3oz. bottles of liquid." "Yeah, so? That's totally fine." "And it's also ok to go through with larger bottles as long as they're empty." "Well duh. What's a person going to do with an empty bottle?" "I don't know. Maybe if large amounts of liquids are dangerous they could take those six small bottles they have and combine them into one big bottle after they've cleared security? That would give them, what, 18 ounces?" "Sir, I'm not following your logic."
I am convinced the ONLY reason we arent allowed to take water into the plane is because they want us to buy their overly expensive bottles of water...It is a conspiracy I swear to god!
@@mightycannon1512 yes,that very trustworthy looking dude working there just sold some to me,nice guy,dont know why theres 500 officers outside my house rn tho
I worked several years in airport security and I thought the job was super stupid because of those ridiculous rules. Yeah we put all the "potential bombs" right next to us and threw so much stuff away it's heart breaking. This video isn't completely accurate though, the deodorant and hair gel are totally fine to carry onboard :)
Actually they did try to make me throw out my hair cream (was expensive) due to its volume, but I refused and backed out of the checkpoint to go back to an airport Starbucks, got an empty cup, and dumped out enough of it, then came back. Made one of my fellow travelers who has not exceeded their volume limit carry one half of it, while I carried the other. The security agents were not amused, but I did salvage my hair cream.
This reminds me of the time my brother (age 6 or 7 at the time) was almost detained at the airport because the metal detectors identified his skin as a metal. Honestly, everyone there was very confused. Turns out he had used a soap the previous day that contained just enough metal/left just enough metal residue to identify him as a metal. I guess for a little bit he was some kind of Zinc Man.
Are you sure that was your brother? He could have been replaced with a terminator style robot. If you say something about your parents something. Then what if your parents was also replaced with terminator style robots that would not set off the detectors?
My sister has a metal rods in her back to straighten her spine. And *every single time* she goes through a metal detector, it goes off and she has to get searched.
I remember when the new list of TSA prohibited items came out. One of the items that would no longer be allowed as a carry on item was... A chainsaw. Obviously because, with the help of a 4oz bottle of shampoo a chainsaw could be made into a deadly weapon.
@@kindred6453 That was my question as well. It does make you wonder though, what would have happened if someone tried to take a plane over with a box knife while Bubba had his 42", fully fueled, chainsaw as a carry on?
@@kindred6453 Normally yes, that is how something like that would be listed. However, this list was distributed in 2007, and was specifically for "items that would NO LONGER be allowed". Right there next to knitting needles and things such as "weed wackers". So, more likely it was added to that list just because someone at the TSA decided it would no longer be allowed, but had the probibility to be attempted, not because it was previously tried (along with the other full page of newly prohibbited items.)
The TSA logic on liquids is stupid. We can bring empty containers on board regardless of size. We can bring small containers of up to 3.4 ounces as long as all of them fit in a single 1-quart zip-loc bag. Depending on the 3.4 oz container shapes, someone could probably pack at least 16 ounces of liquid in the bag. Then when a person gets past security they could pour them all into the empty container that sailed through security. If a container is labeled 4 oz, but is clearly half-full it must be confiscated by TSA. Apparently TSA agents are not allowed to apply logic (critical thinking?) learned on Sesame Street. If something holds 4 ounces, but is clearly less than half-full, then it has around 2 ounces in it. (clearly far less than 3.4 oz. limit) Even Big Bird or Elmo can figure this one out. This one is a problem for women trying to travel with a partial bottle of expensive perfume. Fun fact: You can bring a full water bottle through security if it is frozen solid. Fun fact #2: You can also bring more than 3.4 ounces of water with live fish swimming it it. (see TSA website details on traveling with live fish) Edited to correct the TSA limit of 3.4 oz per container. (not 3.2)
@@DeadJDona Yea but its very easy to melt which is the point. The TSA is following instructions by the book without a ounce of critical thinking. From a practical perspective ice is no different from water which they regulate.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 "ice is easy to melt which is the point" Wow no fucking way????? What the fuck?? Let me try this it sounds like some made up pseudo science though
What pisses me off in the mainland is how serious and pissed of they are, is like we are in north korea or something, meanwhile here in Puerto Rico they ask for our nicknames and act like normal people
I've heard that the purpose of the TSA is not, in fact, to catch terrorists, bombs, etc (although in theory they could), it's to deter potential terrorists in the first place (not that they're super intimidating, but it's better than no defense at all)
But studies have found they aren't effective at all... Every time, the TSA fails to catch smuggling of weapons and such. And I'm sure if terrorist are willing to suicide, they aren't worried about a couple people that they can easily bypass.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 my point exactly lmao - the purpose was never to find contraband, but evidence HAS shown that air terrorism has reduced. could still be correlation ofc
No. It is not better than no defense. It's much worse because it discourages the most wise, virtuous, and noble amongst us from flying due to the disgust they have towards purposeless restraint.
Real story: As a teen, I went through a metal detector with a can of Altoids. TSA told me to go back through the metal detector. My Dad, former lieutenant in the NYPD, approached me and asked me why I was back in line. I didn’t know why. He had me empty my pockets and we found the Altoids can. He took it out of my hand and showed it to an Agent. He was then told to get back in line and go through the metal detector again with me. When he asked why, he was told that the Altoids can could be “a bomb” and him handling it "could have disarmed it" so he would need to be checked again and the Altoids would need to be x-rayed. If I recall, they ended up taking them too.
I made the mistake of putting a model bike in my carry on luggage. Security guy made me pull it out, and asked his colleague, right in front of me- hey, do you want this? He said no, and I was allowed to carry it on.
I remember when I accidentally brought a full sized, stainless steel metal fork through 2 different TSA checks, and nobody caught it. Makes you wonder what else gets through.
Thoroughly tricked me. I thought the trash can was going to explode after the chemicals the guy put in there ate through their containers and mixed. After all, why blow up the plane full of innocent bystanders when the real enemy is the guy stopping you from getting onto the plane in the first place?
Imagine, these guys try to keep us from killing anyone on plane by taking away “weapons”, yet they actually give you a knife during the flight. Its only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife, might take a few minutes, but you can get the job done. They also have a list of *lethal weapons* you can take on board.
I mean, anything can be a lethal weapon should you throw it hard enough. You could cut someone's eyes with paper via papercut. It'd hurt like hell and distract them, and shoes, a belt buckle, even the object being used to store your items can be used as weapons. I bet if you broke of a tray table it could be a weapon. Or just the silverware you get. Or break a window and kill everyone that way if that's how it works, or open an emergency door without someone noticing or with them noticing, as long as it stays open, they prolly ded or some damage would be done. There's so many things that by the logic they use could be weapons, but I think they make it sound stupid to civilians so that they don't know the real ways that can be used lethally.
@@tru3toxicgaming509 Your comment is not only too long but inaccurate. You can't open an emergency door because there is too much pressure acting on the door while in-flight to make that possible.
@@gray3508 I wasn’t fully sure, I remember seeing a thing about someone trying to open it mid flight and everyone including staff freaking out. I mean yeah it makes sense, they might not know how improbable it would be for them to open it, but if they did somehow manage it’d cause a shit ton of chaos. You are correct though about the pressure thing to my knowledge, that makes sense
@@tru3toxicgaming509breaking a window would be incredibly hard, and even if you do that, the gas masks will just drop down and people will prob be fine
Airport security is weird, because when traveling through the USA you need to take your laptop out of your bag, take your shoes off, do a weird pose inside a full body scanner and then walk through a metal detector because the full body scanner wasn't enough. When I traveled from KSA to UAE, I walked through the metal detector and as long as it didn't beep at me we were in the clear.
I'd say both your reasons are correct. Same with movie theaters not allowing you to bring in popcorn/ candy unless you stuff it in your jacket and pretend to be...thiccc. I honestly don't know how the drug thing would work, just that people are more creative then me and might find a way to put something in a water bottle...mabye idk.
@@eobardthawn6903 Yeah, its dumb… an Airline shouldnt be allowed to tag as many things as they do as safety concerns, just to turn profits. But they do, they are scummy as an industry.
Ive travelled with a firearm before, just notify the airport and airline, then check in your firearm to TSA and they will let you take it through. obviously not as a carryon but yeah, I brought a gun on a plane but couldn't bring my water bottle
One time I got pulled aside by TSA because they thought I was smuggling a shit ton of knives in my bag. The guy when talking to his coworker was like “Yeah this is gonna be a fun bag to look though, full of blades.” It was actually just a bunch of chargers and charging cables. Idk why but I guess it just went under the scanner perfectly enough to look like that. Another time I had like 5 bottles of water I forgot I had in there.
I never really thought about how stupid some of these things are because I just try to avoid triggering the TSA in general. But yea.. really dumb. Who thought of these? It has been proven time and time again airport security 99% of the time fails.
I remember the time my mom flipped out because she was running two hours of sleep and I only ate peanut butter. They tried confiscating the peanut butter. It did not end well for those poor security workers, my mom hassled with them for like 15 solid minutes.
0:17 You said, "bomb". TSA: "Take this man into custody for further investigation. There's no way you're flying today. Unless we have a flight departing for Git-mo. Then you'll be receiving a free 1-way ticket."
I still remember the time my sister brought giant knitting needles onto a plane, my dad brought a cigar cutter onto the plane, but I got flagged because I forgot I left a bottle of sunscreen in my backpack.
Always love how you have to give away your 5dl plastic water but you can just buy a 1.5l wodka glas bottle right after and you get a shiny knife in the first class.
I packed Spot It as a small child, and its tin is round and metal and reasonably bomb-looking. I almost started crying as they were unpacking my bag, because I thought they were going to take away my stuffed giraffe.
Once a person learns how to store antimatter safely in a small space, it's over. You have a small cube which looks like it has intricate parts in it. Probably a bomb. *drops container into trash can and it breaks* Airport: *Gone* Fireball: Hello
@@bowenjudd1028 I cannot believe you made a joke RUclips comment without doing the proper research and publishing at least one scientific paper. Shame on you, shame!
I think the thinking for liquids over x volume was that even if it was some type of explosive liquid that the limit they put on it would be small enough to stop you from having enough to explode the plane. I think people wouldn't care so much about having their water taken from them if after that point they could buy water for a reasonable price instead of 3 times the cost of you flight.
I have a theory this TSA stuff is really there to protect the flight staff from slipping on soap and water and that stuff when they inevitably spill on the floor.
Remember that you can take empty bottle and fill it on the other side of the security area. That way you can save money not buying water in duty free shops
@@morgianasartre6709 Some airports have dedicated drinking water taps. And in some other places (eg. most of Europe) tap water is perfectly safe to drink
How? Hydrogen peroxide in pure form is a high explosive, and looks like water. A 16 oz bottle of that could pop a plane like a balloon. See: pressurized cabin
@@vuikun pretty sure all RTG machines in states can detect explosives in bottles/containers. if you just carry them one by one and they find it in the baggage, they will leave it in RTG machine and call pyro guys to take care of it. however im pretty sure 16 oz bottle could pop RTG machine open, while smaller bottles, divided, couldnt.
Ah the TSA. So my company was flying back from Afghanistan on a charter flight. The plane had about 200 soldier in body armor with our rifles, pistols, bayonets, and SAW machine guns. We stopped in Seattle and had to leave all our gear so we could deplane and go through TSA security then get back on the plane full of body armor, guns, and knives... they confiscated my lucky zippo and my buddies Gerber multi tool.
Recently, the TSA made a rule that all Laptops have to be in your carry-on bagage so nobody can ignite a timed incindiary in the cargo bay... making it easier to get an explosive on board the passenger cabin of an aircraft.
So as someone who just rode a plane for the first time in my life I can say I was hurt when they took my hair grease when I was trying to board to go home. I watched as the guy there threw it away.
@@Malkontent1003 Can I please just get my bag of salt and vinegar chips? Please? I could have just stopped for gas, y’know. I need that to blow up the plane.
@@VoidKing666 Gonna be a no from me, sadly. I mean, we all know you could light a fire with the bag from those chips. With a 3oz bottle of gas you could... what... kill everyone on the plane? Pssh, like they'd give you the time to do that. Besides, we can't let you have a bag of chips, otherwise you wouldn't need the breathing apparatus if the plane goes down.
I love how only the bottle of water which went into the "totally normal trash can" isn't a bomb while everything went into "the bomb resistant ben" (or similar) and is on fact a bomb !😂
how to use a gun: take out the bullets and weight it to make sure it is bellow 3 ounces, then throw it really hard. if all else fails it will become a bomb and explode.
The limit on the liquid is because , incase the windows or doors on an airplane fail(as in break) the pressure will be lower, causing the liquid to expand and in certain cases maybe even boil, which under very pristine circumstances can lead to an explosion if it is in a sealed bottle....which doesn't happen usually but it can!😂
Wait until they find out the human body is mostly made of water
Pretty sure most bodies are over 3 oz as well.
@@lolzor_live They could throw a body and knock the pilot unconscious. Gotta put it in the bin.
@@luislebronaponte2737 Bingo
galaxy brain
Technically the inside of the human body has constant explosions inside of it.
He had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie
Man, Spoiler! :(
@@abyssawalker then why tf are you in the comments???
@@theholydoge7616 it was the top comment that time and was on preview smh
@@abyssawalker sadly, no one cares :(
@@abyssawalker mate.. just dont look at comments before watching the video...
The fact you can come up with creative and funny skits on a daily basis is astonishing. Props to you Zach!
These are clearly done in advance lol
@@Brain-washed2 I know. But the capability to make so many in advance is something rare that you don't see in a lot of channels especially not without losing quality for quantity.
Seeing as he doesn't upload daily makes your comment really stupid.
Honestly with everything there is to see and people to talk to. There are hundreds upun thousands of skits to cone up with.
@@arcanlollster8132why don’t you come up with them if it’s so easy?
I did work experience in an airport and I remember asking one of the guys at security if the liquid limit was because that's how much fluid it would take for a bomb and he just casually said "nah you'd need way less, idk why they have that limit" also the amount they just guess if there's bombs in bags and flag them was hilarious
i always believed that the limit existed so when you needed water or other things that weren't allowed through security for your flight you had to buy the same stuff but overpriced at the airport so it gets more revenue but idk
Obviously. If THE "underwear bomber" had been allowed to bring that bottle of water onto the plane...
He could have extinguished his genatils before the bomb in his underwear waist band caught fire and burnt them beyond use...
I think that limit is there so people don't take their alcohol on the plane, imagine if someone took a 1.5L vodka on the plane and got drunk. 100ml or less is so people can carry on perfume and similar items I think
I thought the limit existed because it would be harder for the machine to scan larger sized containers full of liquid. Imagine if it can only scan through part of the liquid and at the center is some dangerous substance suspended.
@@ケジ-i4f Not likely. Not saying it could never be done in the way your suggesting, BUT there are far easier ways to smuggle those compounds that are not as easy to see. For that matter, it wouldn't really take that much effort for 2 or 3 people to each carry multiple 1.5oz bottles.
Not to mention if placed correctly, two 1.5oz bottles combined to make 3oz of any significant binary explosive would be more than enough to get the job done.
Poor Zack will never be allowed on a plane again.
I love it when he goes like "What the fuck is this?"
more like, "whatthefuck is this?"
Yeah that got me everytime
And also "that's how you were gonna do it, huh?" 😂
whathefugisthis?
"We did nose goes and you lost: totally fair"
"god you're right"
I was half expecting “what is this?”
“A… shirt?”
“But, you’re already wearing one. Probably a bomb.”
I once had an experience with TSA security, where we had a glass trophy that was apparently immune to x-rays so they thought it was an opaque object hiding a bomb or something whilst it was literally the exact opposite.
I’m assuming they also made it 10x longer to handle than it needed to be?
Took you to the side, quarantined you, patted you down, threw the trophy out the window, and didn’t let you fly for a month afterwards?
So, a bomb hiding an opaque object?
many explosives look exactly like crystal glass. though they could just ETD test it.
@@---ii8hl Okay. I've seen your comments rather a lot here, and you keep saying a lot of explosives look like a lot of things. But you've not said a single specific explosive, and you've also said airports don't care about drugs. My questions are as follows: what country are you from that has a TSA and doesn't care about drugs, and what explosives have you been shown that look exactly like crystal glass? Because neither of those are real, and there most definitely aren't "many" explosives that look EXACTLY like crystal glass.
@@Malkontent1003 if you look at for example salt under RTG, it will look a lot like crystal based explosives with metal compounds. plastic explosives on the other hand look on RTG like apples, bananas and other food like that. and you can find explosives that look like something else in RTG. it was not meant to say that they look like that to the eye, i think i wrote everywhere that its only under RTG.
My country doesnt care about drugs in general, only if you were to transport some larger amounts, but we wont go into luggage for any small pouch or bag with stuff if it doesnt throw "explosive" alarm or doesnt look like explosive to us. of course my country does investigate drugs and all that, but we as airport security have priorities set on explosives, weapons and other dangerous items.
As for crystal glass-again metalic (as in with large portion of the explosives containing metal compounds like aluminum, iron or other metals-they all look differently, of course, but various glass objects can have same metal elements in them, thus they will look the same) explosives can look like that under RTG, or the glass can hide it, since its very hard to see through more solid glass constructs-about 1-2 centimter thick crystal glass is, without use of RTG functions basically
impossible to see through.
Dam, you really ACTUALLY did daily skits. Not shabby at all!
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Ok, not anymore
@@mort3202 let people agree in peace
Now he is seriously flagged. No preTSA for this guy
Damn that guy is ice cold. He totally had me on his side the whole time when the TSA was right all along. Kudos
i legitimately wasn't expecting that twist lol.
"This bottle is 16 ounces. You think we're going to let you on the plane with this? This just screams that you're up to no good."
"Ok, um, question. Those two people that just went through in front of me..."
"Yeah?"
"I noticed that they each had a bag with three full 3oz. bottles of liquid."
"Yeah, so? That's totally fine."
"And it's also ok to go through with larger bottles as long as they're empty."
"Well duh. What's a person going to do with an empty bottle?"
"I don't know. Maybe if large amounts of liquids are dangerous they could take those six small bottles they have and combine them into one big bottle after they've cleared security? That would give them, what, 18 ounces?"
"Sir, I'm not following your logic."
I love this 😂
LOL
Another thing is that you can buy water and stuff after you have passed security
I am convinced the ONLY reason we arent allowed to take water into the plane is because they want us to buy their overly expensive bottles of water...It is a conspiracy I swear to god!
Except they aren’t going to let you throw with a bunch of bottles of liquid
Isn't it convenient how everything that you can't bring trough security is something that you can buy in the airport market?
Or they just sell the things you can't take with you at the market. The moment katana's are banned, you can probably start buying them there.
Wait I can buy cocaine in airport?
*airport market starts selling bombs*
@@mightycannon1512 yes,that very trustworthy looking dude working there just sold some to me,nice guy,dont know why theres 500 officers outside my house rn tho
@@hemz5882 coolio for some reason i am facing the same problem thankfully that guy gave me a machine gun asw
I worked several years in airport security and I thought the job was super stupid because of those ridiculous rules. Yeah we put all the "potential bombs" right next to us and threw so much stuff away it's heart breaking. This video isn't completely accurate though, the deodorant and hair gel are totally fine to carry onboard :)
no way...ur telling me this comedy sketch wasn't 100% accurate and had exaggeration??
They made me throw my brand new deodorant away. F
I wonder where's the airport's dumpster at? This could potentially save me a lot of money.
Its so wasteful its sad. They broke a lock I had because there was a shampoo inside and I couldn't find the key at the time.
Actually they did try to make me throw out my hair cream (was expensive) due to its volume, but I refused and backed out of the checkpoint to go back to an airport Starbucks, got an empty cup, and dumped out enough of it, then came back. Made one of my fellow travelers who has not exceeded their volume limit carry one half of it, while I carried the other.
The security agents were not amused, but I did salvage my hair cream.
This reminds me of the time my brother (age 6 or 7 at the time) was almost detained at the airport because the metal detectors identified his skin as a metal. Honestly, everyone there was very confused.
Turns out he had used a soap the previous day that contained just enough metal/left just enough metal residue to identify him as a metal. I guess for a little bit he was some kind of Zinc Man.
I guess he was a "Man Of Steel" bah dum tiss
Ah, the zinc star himself.
Are you sure that was your brother? He could have been replaced with a terminator style robot. If you say something about your parents something. Then what if your parents was also replaced with terminator style robots that would not set off the detectors?
I thought he was going to be Wolverine for a moment.
My sister has a metal rods in her back to straighten her spine. And *every single time* she goes through a metal detector, it goes off and she has to get searched.
As a professional bomb maker, hostage takers, and menace to society I can confirm you can totally knock someone out with a shampoo bomb
Really?🤨 Or you capping?🧢
TSA Agent: "Come on, ISIS says "What."?"
Unsuspecting Victim: "What."
I remember when the new list of TSA prohibited items came out. One of the items that would no longer be allowed as a carry on item was... A chainsaw.
Obviously because, with the help of a 4oz bottle of shampoo a chainsaw could be made into a deadly weapon.
I wanna know the people that were carrying on chainsaws before this rule.
@@kindred6453 That was my question as well.
It does make you wonder though, what would have happened if someone tried to take a plane over with a box knife while Bubba had his 42", fully fueled, chainsaw as a carry on?
@@outcast170 like this obviously didn't happen often ,but one of those rules that was made for that one weird scenario where someone tried this.
@@kindred6453 Normally yes, that is how something like that would be listed. However, this list was distributed in 2007, and was specifically for "items that would NO LONGER be allowed".
Right there next to knitting needles and things such as "weed wackers".
So, more likely it was added to that list just because someone at the TSA decided it would no longer be allowed, but had the probibility to be attempted, not because it was previously tried (along with the other full page of newly prohibbited items.)
@@outcast170 ah so tsa has a problem with landscaping tools
The TSA logic on liquids is stupid. We can bring empty containers on board regardless of size. We can bring small containers of up to 3.4 ounces as long as all of them fit in a single 1-quart zip-loc bag. Depending on the 3.4 oz container shapes, someone could probably pack at least 16 ounces of liquid in the bag. Then when a person gets past security they could pour them all into the empty container that sailed through security.
If a container is labeled 4 oz, but is clearly half-full it must be confiscated by TSA. Apparently TSA agents are not allowed to apply logic (critical thinking?) learned on Sesame Street. If something holds 4 ounces, but is clearly less than half-full, then it has around 2 ounces in it. (clearly far less than 3.4 oz. limit) Even Big Bird or Elmo can figure this one out. This one is a problem for women trying to travel with a partial bottle of expensive perfume.
Fun fact: You can bring a full water bottle through security if it is frozen solid.
Fun fact #2: You can also bring more than 3.4 ounces of water with live fish swimming it it. (see TSA website details on traveling with live fish)
Edited to correct the TSA limit of 3.4 oz per container. (not 3.2)
ice ≠ liquid
@@DeadJDona Yea but its very easy to melt which is the point. The TSA is following instructions by the book without a ounce of critical thinking. From a practical perspective ice is no different from water which they regulate.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 "ice is easy to melt which is the point"
Wow no fucking way????? What the fuck?? Let me try this it sounds like some made up pseudo science though
@@Brain-washed2 lmao why are you upset at a comment that's not even directed towards you?
@@BoiledToast_0 if somebody leaves a dumbass comment out in the open for everybody to read then yes I'm going to make fun of that person
*Picks up makeshift bomb*
"What the fuck is this ?"
"Oh uhh... That's a... bomb."
"Yeah good one buddy, okay you're free to board."
Poor TSA guy, he doesn’t know he’s about to be kidnapped.😂😂😂
Naaah he absolutely deserves it LOL
Tsa accomplishes very little for the inconvenience the create, not saying they aren’t important, but they are overkill and miss the real threats
What pisses me off in the mainland is how serious and pissed of they are, is like we are in north korea or something, meanwhile here in Puerto Rico they ask for our nicknames and act like normal people
I don't know. I can't remember when was the last time that someone high jacked a plane... so they must be doing something right.
@@raylinguanotti Hijacking planes was never something that happened super frequently.
@@raylinguanotti Well it isn't because of the TSA that's for sue.
If they miss real threats while creatibg massive inconveniences then they aren't important. Lol
I've heard that the purpose of the TSA is not, in fact, to catch terrorists, bombs, etc (although in theory they could), it's to deter potential terrorists in the first place (not that they're super intimidating, but it's better than no defense at all)
But studies have found they aren't effective at all... Every time, the TSA fails to catch smuggling of weapons and such. And I'm sure if terrorist are willing to suicide, they aren't worried about a couple people that they can easily bypass.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 my point exactly lmao - the purpose was never to find contraband, but evidence HAS shown that air terrorism has reduced. could still be correlation ofc
@@bobfaceasdf9251 Good point
They call it “security theater”
No. It is not better than no defense. It's much worse because it discourages the most wise, virtuous, and noble amongst us from flying due to the disgust they have towards purposeless restraint.
Real story: As a teen, I went through a metal detector with a can of Altoids. TSA told me to go back through the metal detector. My Dad, former lieutenant in the NYPD, approached me and asked me why I was back in line. I didn’t know why. He had me empty my pockets and we found the Altoids can. He took it out of my hand and showed it to an Agent. He was then told to get back in line and go through the metal detector again with me. When he asked why, he was told that the Altoids can could be “a bomb” and him handling it "could have disarmed it" so he would need to be checked again and the Altoids would need to be x-rayed. If I recall, they ended up taking them too.
Sounds like the TSA agent forgot to brush his teeth lmao
“Bomb resistant wicker basket” 😂😂😂
3:23 I mean, technically he's not wrong that the gun contains a bomb. If you define "bomb" to mean any explosive, at least.
Yea when I saw that part I was like “well yea… that’s literally what a gun IS.” Although it’s the bullets technically
The TSA watching this:
"Quick put Zack on the do-not-fly list!"
That day, they lost the bravest and smartest detector in the Zach cinematic universe
I made the mistake of putting a model bike in my carry on luggage. Security guy made me pull it out, and asked his colleague, right in front of me- hey, do you want this? He said no, and I was allowed to carry it on.
The words "bomb-resistant wicker basket" still manage to make me laugh
I remember when I accidentally brought a full sized, stainless steel metal fork through 2 different TSA checks, and nobody caught it. Makes you wonder what else gets through.
In my case, a pair of sewing shears, big ones. Didn't know they were in the backpack pocket and didn't find them until I was at my connection.
I’ve actually brought water bottles onto planes before, trick is to have a ton of stuff in your bag (I wish I was joking)
Probably just an operator who doesn't give a shit
@@crimmy838 but I’ve done it twice
I *heard* drugs are pretty easy too. A _friend_ forgot weed in his pocket once. Or twice.
@@voodoodolll In “his” pocket, huh? Oh yeah, can’t be scanned by metal detectors
@@PikachuComments Yeah... Guess he got lucky 👀
> Water isn't okay
> Literally sells water after you get through security
Yeah. Not sketchy at all.
I like how he cuts himself off, goes silent then says,” wtf is this” every time
Been enjoying the daily skits!
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Thoroughly tricked me. I thought the trash can was going to explode after the chemicals the guy put in there ate through their containers and mixed. After all, why blow up the plane full of innocent bystanders when the real enemy is the guy stopping you from getting onto the plane in the first place?
I love how at 4:00 it looked like he was about to take out the MacBook battery with his bare hands.
Imagine, these guys try to keep us from killing anyone on plane by taking away “weapons”, yet they actually give you a knife during the flight. Its only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife, might take a few minutes, but you can get the job done. They also have a list of *lethal weapons* you can take on board.
A George Carlin fan, I see? Noice!
I mean, anything can be a lethal weapon should you throw it hard enough. You could cut someone's eyes with paper via papercut. It'd hurt like hell and distract them, and shoes, a belt buckle, even the object being used to store your items can be used as weapons. I bet if you broke of a tray table it could be a weapon. Or just the silverware you get. Or break a window and kill everyone that way if that's how it works, or open an emergency door without someone noticing or with them noticing, as long as it stays open, they prolly ded or some damage would be done. There's so many things that by the logic they use could be weapons, but I think they make it sound stupid to civilians so that they don't know the real ways that can be used lethally.
@@tru3toxicgaming509 Your comment is not only too long but inaccurate. You can't open an emergency door because there is too much pressure acting on the door while in-flight to make that possible.
@@gray3508 I wasn’t fully sure, I remember seeing a thing about someone trying to open it mid flight and everyone including staff freaking out. I mean yeah it makes sense, they might not know how improbable it would be for them to open it, but if they did somehow manage it’d cause a shit ton of chaos.
You are correct though about the pressure thing to my knowledge, that makes sense
@@tru3toxicgaming509breaking a window would be incredibly hard, and even if you do that, the gas masks will just drop down and people will prob be fine
I like how there wasn’t even one joke of the TSA person getting paid by cosmetics companies
Airport security is weird, because when traveling through the USA you need to take your laptop out of your bag, take your shoes off, do a weird pose inside a full body scanner and then walk through a metal detector because the full body scanner wasn't enough. When I traveled from KSA to UAE, I walked through the metal detector and as long as it didn't beep at me we were in the clear.
united states is pretty much the worse country.
How the US government and the TSA even functions is beyond me.
I always thought the liquid regulation was so that because they can't check the liquid's nature, no one can transport more than 3 oz of any drug.
I always figured it was to check for Alcohol, a money scheme, if you want booze you gotta buy their overpriced booze.
@@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Im pretty sure that's correct... but just for every drink as well...
I'd say both your reasons are correct. Same with movie theaters not allowing you to bring in popcorn/ candy unless you stuff it in your jacket and pretend to be...thiccc. I honestly don't know how the drug thing would work, just that people are more creative then me and might find a way to put something in a water bottle...mabye idk.
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Yeah, its dumb… an Airline shouldnt be allowed to tag as many things as they do as safety concerns, just to turn profits.
But they do, they are scummy as an industry.
Good point! Although aren’t most drugs (especially illegal ones) solid, and highly concentrated?
The amount stuff that's wasted at airports is basically a crime
The repeated delivery of the line "What the fuck it this?" is my favourite part of this whole skit.
Your channel is severely underrated. Great video as always
“Just gonna place this in this bomb resistant wicker basket” 😂😂😂
Fun Fact: The TSA has literally never stopped a terror plot according to their own reports
I'm not going to research it right now. . . . but yeah. . .. . sounds about right.
Damn …
Ive travelled with a firearm before, just notify the airport and airline, then check in your firearm to TSA and they will let you take it through. obviously not as a carryon but yeah, I brought a gun on a plane but couldn't bring my water bottle
Deviant Ollam always flies with a gun, just so that he can use secure locks on the luggage.
We live in a society where kids can shoot guns but can't have Kinder eggs
the way he says "so predictable" and "but your hair is already gelled...." lol, it's like he sees himself as Sherlock Holmes
One time I got pulled aside by TSA because they thought I was smuggling a shit ton of knives in my bag. The guy when talking to his coworker was like “Yeah this is gonna be a fun bag to look though, full of blades.” It was actually just a bunch of chargers and charging cables. Idk why but I guess it just went under the scanner perfectly enough to look like that. Another time I had like 5 bottles of water I forgot I had in there.
So true...next thing you know they'll be confiscating our fidget toys. The every day lack of logic really makes me fear for humanity's future
I never really thought about how stupid some of these things are because I just try to avoid triggering the TSA in general. But yea.. really dumb. Who thought of these? It has been proven time and time again airport security 99% of the time fails.
But that does mean they don’t fail 1% of the time, saving millions… I’m not sure if this is a joke or not.
@@VoidKing666 millions? Yeah okay
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I remember the time my mom flipped out because she was running two hours of sleep and I only ate peanut butter. They tried confiscating the peanut butter. It did not end well for those poor security workers, my mom hassled with them for like 15 solid minutes.
I was a very young child for reference
Tbh I was expecting them to pull out a stick of dynamite and go “ oh explosives… finally something we don’t have to confiscate, here you go.”
"awesome there's a wikihow for it"😂💀😂
0:17 You said, "bomb".
TSA: "Take this man into custody for further investigation. There's no way you're flying today. Unless we have a flight departing for Git-mo. Then you'll be receiving a free 1-way ticket."
“What the fuck is this” it legit got me every time that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
“Inside this gun is, a bomb”(activates it)
I still remember the time my sister brought giant knitting needles onto a plane, my dad brought a cigar cutter onto the plane, but I got flagged because I forgot I left a bottle of sunscreen in my backpack.
Did nobody think that was a giant thumb @ 1:55?
The most unbelievable part is that the tsa agent wasn’t obese
Always love how you have to give away your 5dl plastic water but you can just buy a 1.5l wodka glas bottle right after and you get a shiny knife in the first class.
I packed Spot It as a small child, and its tin is round and metal and reasonably bomb-looking. I almost started crying as they were unpacking my bag, because I thought they were going to take away my stuffed giraffe.
This is by far the best one uploaded so far😂
Love u dude. Keep up the great work
Once a person learns how to store antimatter safely in a small space, it's over. You have a small cube which looks like it has intricate parts in it. Probably a bomb.
*drops container into trash can and it breaks*
Airport: *Gone*
Fireball: Hello
So once someone learns how to carry a heavy duty vacuum chamber and electromagnet array that has massive power needs.
@@teathesilkwing7616 I haven't thought that far, but if it can be in a small space lol
@@bowenjudd1028 I cannot believe you made a joke RUclips comment without doing the proper research and publishing at least one scientific paper. Shame on you, shame!
I think the thinking for liquids over x volume was that even if it was some type of explosive liquid that the limit they put on it would be small enough to stop you from having enough to explode the plane. I think people wouldn't care so much about having their water taken from them if after that point they could buy water for a reasonable price instead of 3 times the cost of you flight.
I have a theory this TSA stuff is really there to protect the flight staff from slipping on soap and water and that stuff when they inevitably spill on the floor.
I think it’s really to just make people feel more comfortable and safe even though it doesn’t really do anything
Remember that you can take empty bottle and fill it on the other side of the security area. That way you can save money not buying water in duty free shops
What do you fill it with? Tap water from the restrooms? 🥴
@@morgianasartre6709 Some airports have dedicated drinking water taps. And in some other places (eg. most of Europe) tap water is perfectly safe to drink
"ISIS says what?"
"What?"
Comedy at its fucking finest.
Damn, CS Students gonna have it really hard getting thru TSA with those heavy Calculus books
"There's a wikihow for it" I lost it
I wish they got rid of the liquid thing, it is beyond outdated
the *TSA thing
How? Hydrogen peroxide in pure form is a high explosive, and looks like water.
A 16 oz bottle of that could pop a plane like a balloon. See: pressurized cabin
@@crimmy838 you can also just bring six 3 oz containers of it and once past security just pour it all into an empty 16 oz bottle
@@vuikun pretty sure all RTG machines in states can detect explosives in bottles/containers. if you just carry them one by one and they find it in the baggage, they will leave it in RTG machine and call pyro guys to take care of it. however im pretty sure 16 oz bottle could pop RTG machine open, while smaller bottles, divided, couldnt.
“What the f,$&l” is this?” Got me everytime 😭
Ah the TSA.
So my company was flying back from Afghanistan on a charter flight. The plane had about 200 soldier in body armor with our rifles, pistols, bayonets, and SAW machine guns.
We stopped in Seattle and had to leave all our gear so we could deplane and go through TSA security then get back on the plane full of body armor, guns, and knives... they confiscated my lucky zippo and my buddies Gerber multi tool.
Nothing says 'freedom' like, that. 🙄
"Thank you for your service, lucky zippo lighters, and Gerber multi tools!" - American TSA.
TSA...mall cops of the airport.
I’m loving this
The twist caught me off guard
oh what am i supposed to watch you everyday now! THATS PROPOSTUROUS
5 mins later: hey, want our 20$ water bottle
Recently, the TSA made a rule that all Laptops have to be in your carry-on bagage so nobody can ignite a timed incindiary in the cargo bay... making it easier to get an explosive on board the passenger cabin of an aircraft.
"bomb resistant wicker basket" 😭
The fact that he guesses everything right corectly.
Imagine having a prosthetic arm and TSA accuses you of hiding a bomb...
That first "whatthefuckisthis" got me 😂
The wikihow page is the most accurate part
So as someone who just rode a plane for the first time in my life I can say I was hurt when they took my hair grease when I was trying to board to go home. I watched as the guy there threw it away.
The what the F is this gets me every time lmao
One of the few genuinely funny tubers and this may be one of your best. 😂
Tubers=potatoes.
Potatoes.
@@VoidKing666 Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
@@Malkontent1003 Can I please just get my bag of salt and vinegar chips? Please? I could have just stopped for gas, y’know. I need that to blow up the plane.
@@VoidKing666 Gonna be a no from me, sadly. I mean, we all know you could light a fire with the bag from those chips. With a 3oz bottle of gas you could... what... kill everyone on the plane? Pssh, like they'd give you the time to do that. Besides, we can't let you have a bag of chips, otherwise you wouldn't need the breathing apparatus if the plane goes down.
@@Malkontent1003 hmm… then can I have baby potatoes stuffed with gunpowder?
I love how only the bottle of water which went into the "totally normal trash can" isn't a bomb while everything went into "the bomb resistant ben" (or similar) and is on fact a bomb !😂
how to use a gun: take out the bullets and weight it to make sure it is bellow 3 ounces, then throw it really hard. if all else fails it will become a bomb and explode.
And this is why your the funniest creator out there
very logical, almost fascinating!
I love subversion of expectation
That was a plot twist ending
"It's over 3 ounces"
"Yeah"
"It's heavy"
"Okay"
The limit on the liquid is because , incase the windows or doors on an airplane fail(as in break) the pressure will be lower, causing the liquid to expand and in certain cases maybe even boil, which under very pristine circumstances can lead to an explosion if it is in a sealed bottle....which doesn't happen usually but it can!😂
If the windows or doors on an airplane broke, I think a water bottle explosion would be the least of my worries
@@chynaanderson494 I mean there’s many safety things of the plane for cabin depressurization, not so much for exploding cans shooting shrapnel
If the pressure drops to a point where the water inside a bottle boils, I really think there are much, much bigger problems for the passengers
Just gonna place it in this bomb resistant wicker basket.
I love the skits.