TWITCH GIRLS MUST BE STOPPED

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 5 лет назад +3033

    alinity : abuses cats
    PETA : hey thats _our_ job >:(

    • @kimpeeg7549
      @kimpeeg7549 5 лет назад +126

      PETA sucks cuz they disrespected Steve Irwin >:(

    • @NaiveGambler
      @NaiveGambler 5 лет назад +29

      @@kimpeeg7549 Preach it my man

    • @D3niz3n
      @D3niz3n 5 лет назад +101

      @@kimpeeg7549 also because they euthanize hundreds of animals they "rescue" each year.

    • @beggarbuddy7544
      @beggarbuddy7544 5 лет назад +62

      They’d rather kill a dog then let people keep it as pets

    • @DinoThatPlaysHaloQ
      @DinoThatPlaysHaloQ 5 лет назад +14

      PETA : get the flamethrowers jim

  • @Daft-SFM
    @Daft-SFM 5 лет назад +2185

    “Funny blue hair man”
    *Shows clip of Ninja with red hair*

    • @goober2277
      @goober2277 4 года назад +7

      I like how he kinda sounded like 2-d from gorillaz when he said that

    • @gmandersson6409
      @gmandersson6409 4 года назад +23

      Isn’t that the joke

    • @hakzource8660
      @hakzource8660 4 года назад +4

      GMAndersson yes, yes that is so he missed it

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL 4 года назад +3

      You watched the video as well?

    • @digitalmediaedukasi1232
      @digitalmediaedukasi1232 4 года назад +2

      lol ninja simp

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +5969

    You know it's bad when PETA stands up against *animal abuse*

    • @kyso829
      @kyso829 5 лет назад +47

      Yes

    • @English-fk2zb
      @English-fk2zb 5 лет назад +8

      Dyspo dared me to hit 42069 subs but like cats are fine you can do anything with your cat. Watch h3h3 video on this

    • @jasper3706
      @jasper3706 5 лет назад +132

      @@English-fk2zb You can't tho. Alcohol is toxic to most animals. And tossing a cat like a football is dangerous, even if cats can often survive high falls.

    • @English-fk2zb
      @English-fk2zb 5 лет назад +7

      Jasper Stuart ok yeah the vodka thing was stupid but she didn’t throw the cat like a football. The cat is fine stop over reacting like a 9 year old bruhhh

    • @yasiequi1631
      @yasiequi1631 5 лет назад +124

      @@English-fk2zb it isn't a good way to treat your pets. It doesn't actually matter if the cat is fine or not, the issue lies within the possibility. If Alinity does this on camera, what does she do off camera? If she treats her pets this way frequently, she isn't a safe pet owner, and shouldn't own pets.

  • @placeholdername3521
    @placeholdername3521 4 года назад +2519

    Pyro: Sorry if i'm sweating like crazy, it's 40 degrees outside
    Americans: *confused screaming*

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +74

      Can we stop perpetrating the whole "AMeRIcAn sTuPid" thing. We know what Celsius is

    • @placeholdername3521
      @placeholdername3521 4 года назад +179

      @@cooliostarstache5474 i know, i'm American as well. I just forgot Pyro lives in Europe and how everyone else uses Celsius. I wanted to convey that confusion in a joke. It only took 2 seconds for me to remember, 0 degrees freezing, 100 degrees boiling.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +16

      @Genocide is fun It's joke, yes. It's also an incredibly overused joke, and it's also a mostly false joke. Usually, I wouldn't care. But I literally saw like 5 of the same joke in a row in the comments.

    • @placeholdername3521
      @placeholdername3521 4 года назад +131

      @@cooliostarstache5474 bruh i just wanted internet points for self validation calm down for crying out loud

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +19

      @@placeholdername3521 reeeeeeeeeee

  • @hyper5557
    @hyper5557 5 лет назад +476

    "I don't want the Susan learning bot demonetizing the video"
    Too late

  • @edcologaming
    @edcologaming 5 лет назад +272

    Female streamer: *aggressively throws cat*
    Twitch: I sleep
    Male streamer: *accidentally hits cat under his table*
    Twitch: R E A L S H I T?!

    • @duckysderpyness
      @duckysderpyness 5 лет назад

      I was laughing my ass of because of this for 5 minutes XD

  • @mecha417
    @mecha417 5 лет назад +2415

    I've muted the video and played Beach Walk on my media player during the outro.
    I am a sad bloke.

    • @Swarkyishome
      @Swarkyishome 5 лет назад +108

      I never knew how much not having that outro would break me

    • @Sinbad1999
      @Sinbad1999 5 лет назад +11

      *Salutes*

    • @ulric8445
      @ulric8445 5 лет назад +12

      You’re not alone on that Mecha, ‘tis very sad that we cannot hear the blessed song

    • @HitDaTarget
      @HitDaTarget 5 лет назад +2

      Swarky I feel ya

    • @LianJohn
      @LianJohn 5 лет назад +4

      Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

  • @CelticKitty
    @CelticKitty 4 года назад +1926

    I like how the girl who was actually in his video is just fangirling instead of getting mad

    • @stephenhill3460
      @stephenhill3460 4 года назад +13

      You simpin?

    • @theknoxcrew1040
      @theknoxcrew1040 4 года назад +150

      yeeyee yeeyee do you even know what a simp is or are you saying that to sound cool

    • @deeznuts-.
      @deeznuts-. 4 года назад +59

      Oh jusus the gacha virus is spreading

    •  4 года назад +16

      i work for the fbi to stop gacha life oh Jesus toxic People who can’t respect people’s opinions

    • @deeznuts-.
      @deeznuts-. 4 года назад +6

      @ what you play that game to lmao

  • @rebelappliance771
    @rebelappliance771 5 лет назад +564

    I find it infuriating that twitch banned Jamskii but left Alinity alone.

    • @sadtearex6921
      @sadtearex6921 5 лет назад +11

      ool, why did they ban him

    • @sauron4626
      @sauron4626 5 лет назад +41

      szomorú tearex Because he made jokes about the situation

    • @chumincoomim
      @chumincoomim 5 лет назад +36

      @@sauron4626 making jokes is worse than animal abuse damn

    • @mmsweatyballs1449
      @mmsweatyballs1449 5 лет назад +46

      You do realize that twitch staff beat their meat to that clip

    • @zelendos2749
      @zelendos2749 5 лет назад

      literally the fbi lol okay

  • @k8e717
    @k8e717 5 лет назад +439

    how much y'all wanna bet poor Pyro will get copyright striked for the ASOT intro, after getting striked for Whitewoods - Beachwalk

    • @sabertaco899
      @sabertaco899 5 лет назад +2

      that's depressing but its probably gonna happen

    • @optimusburrinktea562
      @optimusburrinktea562 5 лет назад +4

      I’ll bet my life

    • @jamesgrant641
      @jamesgrant641 5 лет назад +3

      Dammit you just has to mention it I was thinking it but wasnt gonna tell em :"(

    • @blank0po367
      @blank0po367 5 лет назад +1

      I'm gonna bet kakyoin and my mother's soul as well as Avdols and mine what's wrong Darby scar ed

    • @maxargentum5001
      @maxargentum5001 5 лет назад

      @@blank0po367 Kakyoin already has your mother's soul, you can't bet it.

  • @orangejuice9396
    @orangejuice9396 5 лет назад +1793

    alinity : throws cat gives cat vodka on stream
    twitch : no ban
    anomaly : accidentally shows hitler minecraft skin for less than 2 seconds
    twitch : MoNtH bAn

  • @emeraldsparklez
    @emeraldsparklez 4 года назад +51

    Pyro: Sorry if I’m sweating like crazy, it’s 40 degrees
    Australia: You’re the closest to a worthy opponent

  • @lol-un6nl
    @lol-un6nl 5 лет назад +12898

    Pyro: twitch girls must be stopped
    Also pyro: *gives belle delphine 3000 dollars*

  • @rageinternet9391
    @rageinternet9391 5 лет назад +192

    *Throws cat and feeds it vodka*
    Alinity: meh, they have 9 lives anyway

  • @SNSimone15
    @SNSimone15 5 лет назад +1573

    It just doesn't feel the same without the outro. ;-; R.I.P Beachwalk

    • @roguelock7125
      @roguelock7125 5 лет назад +55

      you’ve never played tuber simulator?

    • @putuprima9805
      @putuprima9805 5 лет назад +38

      You know its fun right?

    • @uh3what
      @uh3what 5 лет назад +32

      But give it a try

    • @varienwashere
      @varienwashere 5 лет назад +25

      and then you can tell me if its good or not

    • @uh3what
      @uh3what 5 лет назад +22

      Not convinced yet, Okay

  • @jacayuikGD
    @jacayuikGD 4 года назад +2977

    P- My
    Y- wife
    R- took
    O- the
    C-kids
    Y-
    N-
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    C-
    A-
    L-

  • @pontuzaa4602
    @pontuzaa4602 5 лет назад +626

    She didnt watch lion king, explains why she doesnt know that cats dont always land on their feet

  • @aydenwh1te7629
    @aydenwh1te7629 5 лет назад +435

    Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
    (X) Doubt

  • @mercamia
    @mercamia 5 лет назад +514

    Guys, we need to save this video *JUST IN CASE* if this video get copystrike by Alinity

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 5 лет назад +8

      We also need to save your anime costume for your sister.

    • @the0ne190
      @the0ne190 5 лет назад

      Bruh it’s 40 degrees, lucky here it’s 80

    • @kevinthecockroach
      @kevinthecockroach 5 лет назад +1

      We also need to save this string of texts for a bad joke.

  • @dynamitedog4949
    @dynamitedog4949 4 года назад +269

    My gran had a cat who when we went to he shelter was called Smirnoff we where very confused. The next time my gran had vodka she went up the stairs for something. She came back down and the Smirnoff was drinking loads of Smirnoff. The cat died of liver failure probably about 8 years after being an achoholic.

  • @Mineav
    @Mineav 5 лет назад +453

    As an experienced cat thrower, I can tell you that Alinity's cat throwing form is not proper and highly problematic. To professionals like us, it's frankly beyond the pale.

    • @twistedluck9538
      @twistedluck9538 5 лет назад +4

      Mineav what is a cat thrower what u bros do as a cat thrower

    • @candle_carl5348
      @candle_carl5348 5 лет назад +18

      Where can I learn the ways of a cat thrower? The last cat I threw unfortunately broke.

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield 2 года назад +1

      jon vs garfield moment

    • @audi_5
      @audi_5 2 года назад

      @@candle_carl5348 cat throwing dojo 💀💀💀

  • @willshoco7000
    @willshoco7000 5 лет назад +746

    "I'm sorry to any country like... Africa.who have high temperatures alot"
    Australia: am I a joke too you

    • @unsubtome788
      @unsubtome788 5 лет назад +12

      philppines and southeast asian nations:Am I a joke to u?

    • @yawarakai3003
      @yawarakai3003 5 лет назад +8

      Defiant literally any country on equator:

    • @robinmissouri7514
      @robinmissouri7514 5 лет назад +2

      Caribbean : are we a joke to you?

    • @becsocsci621
      @becsocsci621 5 лет назад

      Australia good. Is don. Is good.

    • @nathanw9770
      @nathanw9770 5 лет назад +11

      Africa: "Am I a country to you?"
      Pyrocynical: yes

  • @shade4835
    @shade4835 5 лет назад +181

    Logan Paul: I'm the fastest man on the planet.
    There's no punchline I just want you to take that in, and realise what he just said.

    • @Pigninjius
      @Pigninjius 5 лет назад +26

      Dude, Logan is an idiot. Keemstar is obviously the fastest man on the planet.

    • @NyaAnimeMangaLuv
      @NyaAnimeMangaLuv 5 лет назад +5

      @@Pigninjius Are we forgetting Sonic the hedgehog here?

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 5 лет назад +5

      @@NyaAnimeMangaLuv Gotta go fast.

    • @LynxFlow
      @LynxFlow 5 лет назад +1

      get it cause he thinks the world is flat

    • @Cdog-yn9dw
      @Cdog-yn9dw 5 лет назад +1

      We forgot about usan bolt (I’m sorry if I butchered that name

  • @ivelintsonev8571
    @ivelintsonev8571 4 года назад +79

    Aliniy: I divorsed a canadian...
    Also Alinity: HAHA FUNNY

    • @themanman7642
      @themanman7642 4 года назад +4

      Also used him to move to canada

    • @civilizedhuman7875
      @civilizedhuman7875 3 года назад +5

      Isn’t that illegal bruh.

    • @ppurpleduck
      @ppurpleduck 3 года назад +1

      @@civilizedhuman7875 idk but what i do know is that’s scummy

  • @davidelmore9139
    @davidelmore9139 5 лет назад +649

    “Funny blue hair man”
    Pyro: Shows Ninja with red hair

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 лет назад +12

      David Elmore AHEM
      r/wooosh

    • @achia8844
      @achia8844 5 лет назад +29

      That was the joke you genius

    • @flaps2367
      @flaps2367 5 лет назад +7

      Chief Kraken fucken normie

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 лет назад +2

      Veaux i indeed am not a normie,but by the misutilisation of this r/woosh it made me look like a normie,i am sorry for the confusion
      (I also am not a native english speaker so i am sorry for the grammar)

    • @ohmegalol7762
      @ohmegalol7762 5 лет назад +3

      @@cedrikw4972 r/wooooshwith4os

  • @ryansolos
    @ryansolos 5 лет назад +914

    Someone: *Grabs cat too hard*
    Twitch: This is unacceptable.
    Alinity: *Throws cat.* *Bird feeds cat vodka.*
    Twitch: This is fine.

    • @necro-retro915
      @necro-retro915 5 лет назад +20

      *iseenoproblem*

    • @killerchamelon4542
      @killerchamelon4542 5 лет назад +2

      Meridia's Bacon cat peepee

    • @SirPig1337
      @SirPig1337 5 лет назад +3

      Oui there is nothing wrong here just a dead fucking cat eh

    • @crispylizard8295
      @crispylizard8295 5 лет назад +4

      she was actually choking the shit out of that cat though the cat was in panic and scratched her to get out of her grip

    • @comradeweeble5317
      @comradeweeble5317 5 лет назад

      Wait show gripped the cat too hard

  • @sunofgun07
    @sunofgun07 5 лет назад +2094

    Killer Bean Forever 4K
    -Official FULL MOVIE

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 лет назад +174

      Arthur Morgan
      Trihex is a black man who said nigga and got a week ban.

    • @nerevarxeph
      @nerevarxeph 5 лет назад +175

      @@JanoyCresvaZero Etika got banned his first day on twitch because he said nigga.

    • @Afuro-Ougi2
      @Afuro-Ougi2 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @oof1070
      @oof1070 5 лет назад +2

      @@nerevarxeph ekita jokes are not funny

    • @ogcondor4498
      @ogcondor4498 5 лет назад +1

      Are you serious rip twitch highlights

  • @chebic5095
    @chebic5095 4 года назад +318

    “Most stuff from discord can be easily faked anyway.” The people buying into the Pyro accusations really need to hear that

    • @GabeIDK1
      @GabeIDK1 4 года назад

      Chebic ...

    • @David-md8rg
      @David-md8rg 4 года назад +21

      @@GabeIDK1 his new video proved he's inno we good

    • @cxllum695_4
      @cxllum695_4 4 года назад +9

      @@David-md8rg he's not inno but he didn't groom anyone

    • @David-md8rg
      @David-md8rg 4 года назад +5

      @@cxllum695_4 yea

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 4 года назад +23

      The dms werent faked
      Just exaggerated because no one knows what pedophilia and grooming mean because every single dipshit on Twitter throws the word around like crazy

  • @Sarah97319
    @Sarah97319 5 лет назад +1147

    Logan Paul: I'm quite possibly the fastest man on the planet
    Usain Bolt: **enters chat**

  • @Figrin
    @Figrin 5 лет назад +633

    3:49 i love how i brainlagged after the polish-narrated evangelion clip and took a couple of seconds to wonder what language yt video am i actually watching

  • @AircraftTurnAndBurn
    @AircraftTurnAndBurn 5 лет назад +261

    "Everyone in California be like "I'm melting help me, help me.""
    *Arizona: Am I a joke to you?*

    • @drosera366
      @drosera366 5 лет назад +5

      Iran joined

    • @greenwalltree
      @greenwalltree 5 лет назад +3

      Yes fellow 120°f person

    • @borb7196
      @borb7196 5 лет назад +1

      us californians complain about anything over 80 and less than 70

    • @SmeekUnoticed
      @SmeekUnoticed 5 лет назад +3

      Florida, Louisiana, and Texas: Am *I* a joke to you?

    • @zoomer1673
      @zoomer1673 5 лет назад +3

      *inside of car* am I a joke to you?

  • @Seanringwood
    @Seanringwood 4 года назад +182

    “Most stuff from discord can be faked easily” Now that aged like fine wine

    • @internetexplorer8495
      @internetexplorer8495 4 года назад +7

      Omg I was literally thinking of that

    • @masteroogway1372
      @masteroogway1372 3 года назад +16

      yea, good thing he isnt an actual groomer, and those allegations were debunked.

    • @Seanringwood
      @Seanringwood 3 года назад

      @@masteroogway1372 yeah

    • @Ohhhh955
      @Ohhhh955 3 года назад +5

      @Sebastian Church yea but surprisingly he took responsibility, instead of saying it is fake, that one of the main reason why I sub and will be sub even when there’s “allegations” at this point he doesn’t seem the guy to do that stuff

    • @mohammedkaif1767
      @mohammedkaif1767 3 года назад +2

      69 noice

  • @mitsukithesnek2607
    @mitsukithesnek2607 5 лет назад +406

    Alinity : made an oopsie
    Pyro : I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

  • @Kingofrubberguard
    @Kingofrubberguard 5 лет назад +594

    Damn he only dropped three Lego studs
    Not even gold, Dissapointed

    • @assertedone7363
      @assertedone7363 5 лет назад +8

      Nah not even blue studs

    • @Kingofrubberguard
      @Kingofrubberguard 5 лет назад +11

      @@assertedone7363 Ikr could be have at least dropped 1 purple stud

    • @ojigbo
      @ojigbo 5 лет назад +5

      Didn't even drop ghost studs.

    • @panakinbanana
      @panakinbanana 5 лет назад +1

      Pathetic

    • @bluesteele5786
      @bluesteele5786 5 лет назад +3

      Accurate representation of RUclips ad revenue.

  • @codoroki
    @codoroki 5 лет назад +219

    Me and the boys leaving area 51 with Pyro's limited edition purple hat from Black Mesa

  • @AAG414
    @AAG414 4 года назад +117

    Alinity sounds like she's constantly about to cry to her mom

    • @chorals4856
      @chorals4856 3 года назад +3

      Probably all the alcohol she and her cats drink

    • @Superstar5_
      @Superstar5_ 3 года назад +2

      Probably about being “harassed”.

  • @ojigbo
    @ojigbo 5 лет назад +488

    @2:53 You've actually added the Lego Yoda death sound AND placed studs, like what would happen in a lego game.
    I really love you for that. A true lego star wars the complete saga player.

  • @Evan24_7
    @Evan24_7 5 лет назад +386

    Pyro: “I don’t know why I’m speaking like a caveman.”
    Also pyro: *shows picture of PewDiePie instead of CaseyNeistat*
    CaseyNeistat: *sad caveman noises*

  • @nogodcansaveyou
    @nogodcansaveyou 5 лет назад +426

    Alinity: You can't defeat me.
    People: I know, but he can.
    A L I N I T Y ' S C A T

    • @hunner5622
      @hunner5622 5 лет назад +3

      *A L I N I T Y S C A T S A R E C O M I N G*

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 5 лет назад +1

      So "People" is the proper name of someone, according to your comment?

  • @grahambusker9084
    @grahambusker9084 4 года назад +66

    alinity: throws cat
    twitch: i sleep
    streamer: says an offensive joke
    twitch: *REAL SHIT*

  • @w0wguy
    @w0wguy 5 лет назад +458

    Instead of watching a funny blue hair man, i settled for a melting yellow hair woman.

  • @piardthefart2659
    @piardthefart2659 5 лет назад +2002

    Pyro: Has one polish thing in video
    Polish people: It's free real estate

  • @memperkasaya2078
    @memperkasaya2078 5 лет назад +233

    “Pyro, where’s Petscop 2?”
    More like Pyro, where’s Black Mesa 13?

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 5 лет назад +6

      petscop 2 would be a fleshed out, long video based on something people are interested in, black mesa 13 would be like a 13 minute video of a man holding a hat

    • @kfoley275
      @kfoley275 5 лет назад

      More like Pyro, where's Super Salty Smash Bros Melee?

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 5 лет назад +1

      Spam where's black Mesa 13 in the comments instead of where's petscop 2

    • @foooofboi
      @foooofboi 5 лет назад

      Where is both?

  • @boombler4320
    @boombler4320 4 года назад +205

    3:53 I heard Polish "Gratuluje" Im somewhat concerned

    • @dim0n578
      @dim0n578 4 года назад +12

      A ty co kurwa tutaj robisz. Wracaj do SCP RP

    • @boombler4320
      @boombler4320 4 года назад +7

      @@dim0n578 kurwa mać to ty, a ty przypadkiem nie masz perma?

    • @epicmoment2.052
      @epicmoment2.052 4 года назад +23

      Your fucking language, its like somebody typing random characters

    • @stanislawklodzinski2969
      @stanislawklodzinski2969 4 года назад +31

      @@epicmoment2.052 any language is like that

    • @epicmoment2.052
      @epicmoment2.052 4 года назад +13

      @@stanislawklodzinski2969 i mean, youre kinda right

  • @Alicapy
    @Alicapy 5 лет назад +607

    Pyro: Come to Insomnia! It's gonna be epic
    Me, in Florida: *perhaps*

    • @AX_
      @AX_ 5 лет назад +1

      Yo i live close by, how about u come to my house(or i come to urs) and play games together

    • @SwaggyTrollOG
      @SwaggyTrollOG 5 лет назад +11

      @@AX_ *BRUH*

    • @hopeiscoolio9533
      @hopeiscoolio9533 5 лет назад +16

      @@AX_ bruh that sounds suspicious my dude

    • @AX_
      @AX_ 5 лет назад +8

      Papi Swagg nigga, all i want is to play games, if he doesnt want to thats fine

    • @vn2nv307
      @vn2nv307 5 лет назад +1

      Me in Australia...
      I wish

  • @jhans5057
    @jhans5057 5 лет назад +1167

    Nearly 3.5 subs for a proud lesbian youtuber, I love this community

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 5 лет назад +30

      UranusJones did you just assume their gender?

    • @Marc-qd4ly
      @Marc-qd4ly 5 лет назад +6

      I'm still waiting for the 1 million special

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 5 лет назад +2

      Pyro is my favorite Breadtube lesbian communist.

    • @nicholasbenn6117
      @nicholasbenn6117 5 лет назад +4

      Man can't wait to get to 4 subs

    • @itsyoboysergio1635
      @itsyoboysergio1635 5 лет назад +2

      Did you just assume ITS gender?!?! 😡

  • @Jameel80818
    @Jameel80818 5 лет назад +128

    We may have lost beach walk but at least we still have series of tubes intro

    • @Jameel80818
      @Jameel80818 5 лет назад

      Abdulaziz Aljaser no as in beech walk the song

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 2 года назад +5

    Oh my god, I remember this day, 40C in the UK was pretty much unheard of. I had to rush my mum to hospital because of heat stroke, she was in intensive care for days. That July and August in 2020 were HORRIBLE.

  • @thecapelesshero9656
    @thecapelesshero9656 5 лет назад +255

    Pyro you should be careful with that outro, dogs might copystrike you.

    • @bruhman2396
      @bruhman2396 5 лет назад +3

      ah shit, here we go again

    • @twqwhy6763
      @twqwhy6763 5 лет назад

      Konami probably can do that. Even tho i like their products, sometimes they do some shit.

    • @satfat1232
      @satfat1232 5 лет назад +1

      Youre talking about bitches right

  • @ancientwarrior3482
    @ancientwarrior3482 5 лет назад +225

    Alinity: yeets cat and bird feeds it vodka
    Twitch: Okay cool
    Me: *Hans, heat up the oven, we've got a devil to burn*

  • @ProbablyGoomba
    @ProbablyGoomba 5 лет назад +921

    Pyro: come to insomnia! it's so much fun!
    Me in the US:
    oh

    • @jordigeven8485
      @jordigeven8485 5 лет назад +19

      Me in the Europe: oh

    • @imppro
      @imppro 5 лет назад +15

      @@jordigeven8485 European states of Europe

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 5 лет назад +54

      Me in the other side of the fucking Earth in Asia: 哦

    • @boscoairsoft8830
      @boscoairsoft8830 5 лет назад +1

      Oh

    • @Dnr2400
      @Dnr2400 5 лет назад

      NotGoomba me in the west coast: ohhhhh

  • @ImTitan16
    @ImTitan16 4 года назад +34

    4:27 this aged well like fine wine

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 5 лет назад +172

    Alinity should've faced the repercussions of her actions during that Pewdiepie controversy...

  • @Hero1on1
    @Hero1on1 5 лет назад +355

    Pyros favorites shirts
    1. ⅄❤˥Ԁ shirt
    2. His own merch
    3. Any other shirt

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 5 лет назад +29

      Pyro’s favorite shirts
      1. Not making Petscop 2

    • @breadsan7821
      @breadsan7821 5 лет назад

      What does the pla❤️y shirt mean

    • @yagazie3997
      @yagazie3997 5 лет назад

      @@breadsan7821 play like the boys

    • @loneli9424
      @loneli9424 5 лет назад +1

      Breadsan commes des garçons, them shits cost like 100 bucks

    • @DanieIQP
      @DanieIQP 5 лет назад +3

      Breadsan it’s commes des garçons play, the cheaper and more common branch of cdg

  • @Nobody-zl3kk
    @Nobody-zl3kk 4 года назад +129

    Lil' late but i'm just leaving it rigth here
    *Cat gets thrown on twitch*
    Everyone: *freaks out*
    Twitch: i'm going to pretend i didn't see that.jpg
    *Cat gets killed on camera by owner*
    RUclips: i'm going to pretend i didn't see that.jpg
    *5 second clip with un-licensed music exists*
    RUclips: *instert funny may-may that indicates someone is 'bout to get demonetized*
    The cat thing was real and it took like 5 days for youtube to take down the video of a kid beating his cat to death, not joking

    • @mabroukaintera8981
      @mabroukaintera8981 4 года назад +4

      Why is Peluchin Entertainment not banned

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 4 года назад +5

      Wait
      WHATTHEFUCK.JPEG
      WHY ....w-why the fug would some fucker beat their cat to death

    • @Nobody-zl3kk
      @Nobody-zl3kk 4 года назад +4

      @@guyfieri148 oh, let me tell you! for no reason whatsoever uploaded a video in which he killed his cat and the video is just the definition of fucked up, he did it with a blunt weapon and all so the pain wasn't even swift, this being a broom, and youtube turned a blind eye for like a week or so before taking it down this video of a teenager beating his cat to death, even though it got viral like the day after it was uploaded...
      Oh, also i think the channel still exists and somehow he still uploads...
      Also the kid got another cat after that...
      The kid also abused that cat...
      Edit: i think the 2nd cat is also dead now

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 4 года назад

      When you put lil' late i thought you were talking about a rapper

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 4 года назад +1

      Also rip for my fellow cats

  • @GavalsSteel
    @GavalsSteel 5 лет назад +502

    Pyro: I’m not used to hot weather
    Canadians: tough

    • @BoogalooBoy
      @BoogalooBoy 5 лет назад +1

      In the American south im used to heat

    • @brush1448
      @brush1448 5 лет назад +8

      Ya see in England our weather is unpredictable

    • @jaxchacky9358
      @jaxchacky9358 4 года назад +1

      Me: *impossible*

    • @walter5292
      @walter5292 4 года назад +9

      Brit: mentions that it's hot or cold
      Everyone else: *that's nothing*

    • @mracik5168
      @mracik5168 4 года назад +1

      I die when's more then 10°C

  • @cheedor
    @cheedor 5 лет назад +1703

    Hey don't worry about the high temperatures. This will be the coolest summer for the next 50 years!

    • @Theonlyoneharnasiek
      @Theonlyoneharnasiek 5 лет назад +98

      2019: 40 degress on summer
      2060: The Earth fucking melts

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +4

      @@Theonlyoneharnasiek 🤣

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +3

      Well, Thank Fuck For That!😠😆

    • @andyrew6206
      @andyrew6206 5 лет назад +11

      Pyrocinical is probably the only British man I’ve seen that uses Celsius instead of Fahrenheit

    • @sillylittlemonkey7130
      @sillylittlemonkey7130 5 лет назад +48

      @@andyrew6206 Then he's probably the only British person you've seen

  • @bajatheeaddict4535
    @bajatheeaddict4535 5 лет назад +849

    I love how boomers are becoming more of a meme than millennial's, sweet sweet revenge

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 5 лет назад +16

      It's been like that for a while now

    • @As567na
      @As567na 5 лет назад +15

      Creeper, aw man

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 5 лет назад

      It's been different? Outside of Facebook ofc

    • @jamesyates4836
      @jamesyates4836 5 лет назад +2

      Bob Bob swingin my pickaxe from side to side

    • @sadeedehsan5513
      @sadeedehsan5513 5 лет назад +2

      shut up boomer

  • @losusix9181
    @losusix9181 4 года назад +26

    Imagine taking advantage of someone's feelings and emotions just to get to canada.

  • @pilsmer
    @pilsmer 5 лет назад +181

    England was too hot, so I went to Spain for a week. Big brain.

  • @pissturbed181
    @pissturbed181 5 лет назад +871

    Spoiler: Alinity is the villain in the CATS movie

    • @spotti6965
      @spotti6965 5 лет назад +3

      Omg yes

    • @Mazorok
      @Mazorok 5 лет назад +5

      If that was the case I wouldn’t know whose side to be on cause those cats are terrifying

    • @tedtheodore5715
      @tedtheodore5715 4 года назад +1

      i wish you were serious..

    • @TheDismissor
      @TheDismissor 4 года назад +1

      You watched it? Are you clinically insane?!

    • @joe-kd9jl
      @joe-kd9jl 4 года назад

      yeah pretty true

  • @Jerebee-DS
    @Jerebee-DS 5 лет назад +339

    Pyro: There is an event you can meet me at--
    Me: mA--
    Pyro: --In England.
    Me: Never mind ma.

    • @narms4425
      @narms4425 5 лет назад

      Lml I was like whe- oh

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 лет назад +1

      He lives in Australia doesn't he?? Why doesn't he spend his money and time to visit me, and only me.

    • @pque1430
      @pque1430 5 лет назад +4

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki He lives in the UK tho

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 лет назад

      @@pque1430 well I didn't know that.

    • @vizmuvesjanos1045
      @vizmuvesjanos1045 5 лет назад +3

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki
      He doesn't even have an Australian accent.

  • @sektionerad
    @sektionerad 4 года назад +21

    Alinty: Yeets a spiked cat
    *APEX LEGENDS DEATH SOUND INTENSIFIES*

  • @SDC_BIGTIME
    @SDC_BIGTIME 5 лет назад +100

    > marries a Canadian
    > comes to the province that's best known for drunken teens, high school drop outs and tumbleweeds

  • @user-ds2fs3qg7r
    @user-ds2fs3qg7r 5 лет назад +548

    I swear pyro if I meet you and your not over 6 foot I deserve a refund.

  • @goof956
    @goof956 5 лет назад +118

    When you forget about beachwalk for the 4th time this week and still cry

  • @Snomulous
    @Snomulous 4 года назад +3

    Pyro: Gets mad at alinity for chucking a cat
    Also Pyro with his rabbit: he's gonna make a nice stir fry

  • @instinctthat3829
    @instinctthat3829 5 лет назад +86

    Cat comes into his part time job at Tesco
    Boss: where have you been?
    Cat: Alinity
    Boss: I’m sorry

  • @gayassmarioyoloswag69x5
    @gayassmarioyoloswag69x5 5 лет назад +2516

    Pyro what is that bruise on your arm?
    Is your husband beating you?

  • @hyojin3664
    @hyojin3664 5 лет назад +264

    I know Golden Wind ended yesterday but,
    " *KING CRIMSON* "
    3:35

  • @Ashenl2d
    @Ashenl2d 4 года назад +10

    2:49 "She literally picked the thing up"
    - Pyrocynical 2019

  • @coltonjacobs5383
    @coltonjacobs5383 5 лет назад +163

    I would die if Usain Bolt tweeted at him saying “I will join your competition, get the 100k ready”

    • @larrybird6860
      @larrybird6860 5 лет назад +11

      The person that won the event is actually a really dope RUclipsr and pretty humble.

    • @Victoria4000
      @Victoria4000 5 лет назад +1

      There is an American runner who lost to Usain by .01 seconds and I think that's pretty cool

  • @MishaMykhaUA
    @MishaMykhaUA 5 лет назад +137

    I once went on a date with a Twitch girl who didn't swallow.
    Soup is freaking everywhere.

  • @TheMapleDreamer
    @TheMapleDreamer 5 лет назад +752

    pyro: twitch girls must be stopped
    also pyro: gives belle delphine $3000

    • @heinrichbirnenkopf3723
      @heinrichbirnenkopf3723 5 лет назад +65

      still pyro: can’t afford a car

    • @zynel413
      @zynel413 5 лет назад +26

      @@breadsan7821 you know what he means you fucking asshole.

    • @SuperGamer-5
      @SuperGamer-5 5 лет назад +5

      Since when did belle delphine abuse animals?

    • @xxbruhmoment69xx23
      @xxbruhmoment69xx23 5 лет назад +4

      THIS IS BULLYING IM GETTING THE BULLY HUNTERS AND THEY WILL GAME END YOU FOR UR SINS

    • @karentrejo244
      @karentrejo244 5 лет назад

      True but her accounts are always getting deleted

  • @dezic0re84
    @dezic0re84 4 года назад +94

    No one:
    Alinity: *kills her cat*
    Twitch: Poggers

  • @5nappy310
    @5nappy310 5 лет назад +56

    “Funny blue hair man”
    *shows gif of red haired ninja*

  • @leshadypotato2912
    @leshadypotato2912 5 лет назад +332

    Being a cali resident when he said “California residents be like” i physically felt that

  • @edwardthehazardous1524
    @edwardthehazardous1524 5 лет назад +560

    I know it's hip to do meme comments but Pyro, eating food that's given to you at meetups might not always be a good idea. I remember reading about some artist eating a cookie with needles in it because she drew an Undertale ship art that someone didn't like.
    Please take care of yourself m9, we don't want you to get game ended.

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 лет назад +12

      M9?

    • @Yoshi-nx5tw
      @Yoshi-nx5tw 5 лет назад +7

      Fuck could you send me an article or something about it

    • @user-oe9lk5tb5w
      @user-oe9lk5tb5w 5 лет назад +28

      @@marlenejohnson1599 one step above M8

    • @teddingt0n
      @teddingt0n 5 лет назад +20

      @@Yoshi-nx5tw If you look up "Artist eats needles cookie" the top result is a reddit post all about it, with images.

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 лет назад

      @@user-oe9lk5tb5w oh one step ahead I see

  • @xenovirus404
    @xenovirus404 4 года назад +25

    Nobody :
    Literally Nobody :
    My brain at the begining of No Nut November 4:54

  • @danieleaton9020
    @danieleaton9020 5 лет назад +419

    I still haven’t watched “MLG TELETUBBIES” I’m treating it like a god, never seeing it, yet praising the fact I know it’s out there somewhere

    • @Trollidier
      @Trollidier 5 лет назад +5

      Me too i hear it's epic

    • @6ix9inetechashy
      @6ix9inetechashy 4 года назад +1

      Kinda trash ngl

    • @tonya8279
      @tonya8279 4 года назад +7

      Join petscopimginaum instead

    • @cowboymooman8776
      @cowboymooman8776 4 года назад +7

      @@6ix9inetechashy now now. watch out, you are commiting a thought crime

    • @6ix9inetechashy
      @6ix9inetechashy 4 года назад

      @@cowboymooman8776 no

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 5 лет назад +448

    I literaly didn't think much of "gratuluję" in 4:05 until i realised that I'm not watching a video in polish xD

  • @dani-xm2pt
    @dani-xm2pt 5 лет назад +76

    Pyrocynical: **Get ads on his video**
    Me: *_Impossible_*

  • @KhiAesthetics
    @KhiAesthetics 4 года назад +12

    *Friends forcing me to dance*
    Me: 9:00

  • @stable_hands
    @stable_hands 5 лет назад +199

    I nearly cried when the ASOT opening played. The nostalgia

    • @odysseus9176
      @odysseus9176 5 лет назад +3

      PORK-LIFE the Internet is not

    • @mastakee9813
      @mastakee9813 5 лет назад +18

      I nearly cried when Beachwalk didn't play.

    • @ota_omega
      @ota_omega 5 лет назад +1

      TheEncyclopediaofPopCulture 2 Chad

    • @Rainquack
      @Rainquack 5 лет назад

      At least we still have that.

    • @chickenpanda4062
      @chickenpanda4062 5 лет назад

      @@odysseus9176 something you just dump something on

  • @woo9554
    @woo9554 5 лет назад +276

    Alinity sounds like the whiniest 14 year old in history

  • @dinky_donkey3904
    @dinky_donkey3904 5 лет назад +270

    I love you pyro in a very strong sexually erotic fan fic kinda way

    • @meep1308
      @meep1308 5 лет назад +10

      Epic

    • @aloxoblack
      @aloxoblack 5 лет назад +3

      Nicer

    • @allie9838
      @allie9838 5 лет назад +3

      so do i, but in a very strong, worshiping him like a god way

    • @mobot333
      @mobot333 5 лет назад

      maybe it’s not always good to be honest

    • @dinky_donkey3904
      @dinky_donkey3904 5 лет назад

      @@allie9838 yeah

  • @Frostythecoldone
    @Frostythecoldone 4 года назад +65

    Alright bois, which hitman should we send after her?

  • @johnmichaeldrinkswater
    @johnmichaeldrinkswater 5 лет назад +705

    Alinity probably watches too much cartoons...
    "Cats always lands on their feet"

    • @femimark5021
      @femimark5021 5 лет назад +11

      @@bartudundar3193 she didn't throw it tho. She literally dropped it from chair height. People are getting really bored

    • @kaika703
      @kaika703 5 лет назад +61

      @@femimark5021 Try "dropping" something by scooping it up and fling it behind you.

    • @acoin1116
      @acoin1116 5 лет назад +4

      @@femimark5021 "You can beat a dead horse from here to kingdom come, but you can't claim to have ridden it there."

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 5 лет назад +11

      I don't think you understand what a cat is and how you should treat it, Femi. You pick it up, turn around in your gamer chair, you put it down safely, and go back to your game. Dropping your cat at "chair height" shows that you really don't care about cats. Of course, people that defend her to care about the cat, but the pussy.

    • @ivanvenne
      @ivanvenne 5 лет назад +3

      @@bartudundar3193 They often do but that is because they prepare for the jump. If you throw them they don't really have enough time to prepare because of how fast everything is moving. They usually take a few seconds to prepare than jump.

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 5 лет назад +443

    Pyro: It's 40 degrees Celsius, I'm melting
    Me: *My AmErIcAn brain does not comprehend*

    • @zacross8504
      @zacross8504 5 лет назад +59

      Me, An Australian: oh so slightly above average then

    • @scoops3919
      @scoops3919 5 лет назад +43

      it is 104 in america warmth units

    • @sreyaskrishna2714
      @sreyaskrishna2714 5 лет назад +14

      Ok boomer

    • @scoops3919
      @scoops3919 5 лет назад +26

      @@sreyaskrishna2714 ok third world country man

    • @scoops3919
      @scoops3919 5 лет назад +1

      @@molts.597 ???? i dont even live in the us

  • @jeggerbomb5723
    @jeggerbomb5723 5 лет назад +80

    I like the fact that in the description it says outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk

    • @vandelas5286
      @vandelas5286 5 лет назад +6

      Spoiler: you get the silent hill doge ending instead

    • @somebitch9713
      @somebitch9713 5 лет назад

      JeggerBomb what’s the music during the movie cats transition? Getting on my nerves

  • @league1809
    @league1809 4 года назад +5

    Male person: *breathing*
    basically everyone in the entire world: "Now that's an avengers level threat!"
    Female: Gives cat vodka, hits males, hits animals, and 1301031 more things
    Humanity: Nah she's fine.

  • @spoogle1616
    @spoogle1616 5 лет назад +146

    “This led to the most cataclysmic event”
    I see what you did there

    • @brush1448
      @brush1448 5 лет назад +1

      Fedor Scheglov it’s COMEDY

  • @PrestonGarvey-
    @PrestonGarvey- 5 лет назад +176

    Pyro: Expresses concern on it being 40 degrees
    Me, an American: Visible confusion

    • @gusjarrold4752
      @gusjarrold4752 5 лет назад +3

      John Buxton 104

    • @swapsxy8667
      @swapsxy8667 5 лет назад +2

      I can’t tell if you’re pulling a meme there, but there are other countries outside of the US. 😂

    • @personhuman8451
      @personhuman8451 5 лет назад +6

      Nobody understands it's a joke

    • @Spottedboy123
      @Spottedboy123 5 лет назад +1

      Person Human you don’t understand that their being sarcastic

    • @swapsxy8667
      @swapsxy8667 5 лет назад +3

      That’s the irony of the joke. It’s been so oversaturated and joked on before that I can’t tell anymore. 😂

  • @LJAndrews1986
    @LJAndrews1986 5 лет назад +68

    I hear if you make Petscop 2 the temperature will revert to normal levels.

  • @baigled7085
    @baigled7085 4 года назад +53

    Well it seems this video is once again relevant, considering Alinity's recent actions.

    • @owenzausch8157
      @owenzausch8157 4 года назад +4

      Nip slip?

    • @baigled7085
      @baigled7085 4 года назад +2

      @@owenzausch8157 yes

    • @MrJuancazzzz
      @MrJuancazzzz 4 года назад +2

      Didn’t know she was from Colombia. Now I feel ashamed.

  • @kyso829
    @kyso829 5 лет назад +303

    Logan: I'm the fastest youtuber
    Usain Bolt: *makes a RUclips channel*
    Logan: *(chuckles)* I'm in danger

  • @AwooHG
    @AwooHG 5 лет назад +92

    Alinity in a tweet: I am sorry for my lapses in judgement
    Internet looking at Logan Pauls apology video: Hey ive seen this somewhere before

  • @TheMelancholyVoid
    @TheMelancholyVoid 5 лет назад +81

    Description :
    "Outro music•whitewoods-beachealk"
    *OOF*

  • @FruitADN
    @FruitADN 4 года назад +20

    4:28 "Most stuff from Discord can be easily faked anyway." Wow! Claim still holds up.

  • @Space_C0wb0y420
    @Space_C0wb0y420 5 лет назад +736

    Pyro: "I'm sweating because it's 40 degrees"
    *Laughs in Texan*

    • @NooB-cs5ed
      @NooB-cs5ed 5 лет назад +35

      Laugh from Africa where 43 it's pretty normal

    • @PMVoid
      @PMVoid 5 лет назад +13

      *Laughs in miami*

    • @prank1304
      @prank1304 5 лет назад +20

      Laughs in Arizona

    • @sillylittlemonkey7130
      @sillylittlemonkey7130 5 лет назад +39

      Shut up you guys have air conditioning

    • @1o1nah
      @1o1nah 5 лет назад +62

      @@sillylittlemonkey7130 laughs in air conditioning