Rise of the e-girl
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Remember, fellas.
E-girls are temporary.
Doom is *eternal.*
Hell yeah
Remember gamers*
5 hours till it begins boys
E-girls must be like my father then
*RIP AND TEAR UNTILL IT'S DONE BOYS!*
Pyro, I would die for you. I know you want to be with other people and that’s okay. Just make sure you bring those dirty undies back to me after a hard day’s work. Were made for each other and you know it.
Purl is mine. NANI!!!!
Pyro, I would die for Petscop 2. I know you want to be with other people and that’s okay. Just make sure you bring those Petscop 2 back to me after a hard day’s work. Petscop 2 made for each other and you know it.
Normal or trap pyro ?
get out you poser, it is me that is the only true love of pyro. i would die for him
you can have pyro, i have gardevoir and thats all i need
Anyone gonna talk about how he gave 5K to belle delphine
Do did actually do that I thought it was a meme
he did it for a video which earned him more than $20000 so far based on the views and Ads
I thought it was 3k lol
It was 3k that he got from a sponsor and it was for the memes
I mean he did it to play minecraft and turned down any sexual pictures and stuff
I'm glad that my parents raised me to be an alcoholic other than a simp.
I mean hey it’s better to go broke from alcohol then to go broke from e-girls
Same
Danger 2007 Damn straight.
Amen
It is much better bruh trust me
“But what is a simp?”
*flashbacks to Belle Delphine*
Random Person sorry what’s a simp? i didn’t catch that
conuz lets see.... I think a miserable little pile of donations?
Mvster On Twitter ah yes of course, a miserable little pile of donations!
Wrong comment but I appreciate the Doki Doki music at 5:45. simp bad
More like... Belle Dolphin *snort*
Pyro: makes fun of simps
Also pyro: gives belle delphine $3000
that was an investment for youtube revenue
Thank you Hal from Megamind
Dude Pyro is not a simp. Only men are simps, women can't be simps
"There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth fairy and there is no Queen of England!"
@@42LMS damn dude
Prequel: Rise of the just chatting streamer
Original: Rise of the E-girl
Sequel: Rise of the Simp
Ending: the simp crusade followed up with the fall of the simp
Alex Everman
Spinoff: Tik Tok simp girls
They’re just feminists in disguise
prepreprequel: PETSCOP
More like: War For The Planet Of The Simps as the sequel
Unless a women has one of the 6 infinity stones in her possession I don’t get why people waste money on girls when they can spend it on video game micro transactions
If it’s not a free game I swear microtransactions are a scam. Why pay money for more damn money to be taken if you want it.
Fortnite and apex (also warzone) are free
@@adomali87yearsago.71 I agree
@falcon true, there are seven including the Ego stone from the comics (and yeah I'm female, I'm just bi)
@@eh1479 what does being bi have to do with having 1 more iq than the guy above lol
Pretty sure the OG simp was Mario.
Completely tons of life threatening events for a sole kiss on the nose
Yeah, but atleast he earns some giant gold coins doing it. One could argue that he's actually just in it for the hustle, and saving the princess is just a secondary goal.
@@lemius6154 mario is just an acid trip he legit eats magic mushrooms to get bigger to survive to kill walking mushrooms and turtles, then gets to a giant castle to defeat a giant turtle with special power to save a princess, come on now
😠Don't even compare.😆
Naw cause he got that smooch he got that poon so he succeeded
What u talking about. Mari0 is the og PLAYboy
*"We don't need woman, we just need to game!"*
He is speaking words of wisdom.
Amem brother
Amen
we just need woman of videogames
i need to coom
Who are you, and why are you so wise in the ways of science?
"2020, year of the Simp"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
coincidentally, also the worst year of the decade
Coronavirus: am I a joke to you?
we can name this year
to anything e.g:
rise of the gamers (cus corona)
contagious catastrophe
bad luck brian
my crippling depression
unlucky lockdown
innovated isolation
-"its not that bad"
supermarket battle royal
etc
Shit, that must be why HE said it I guess
@@ReyeS000Il everybody out there simping for corona-chan
everyone asking “who is neekolul's boyfriend?”
but, no one ask “how is neekolul's boyfriend”
d e e p 😔
bruh...
I am 17 and neekolul is deep
@@HardikMeel dude what
I guess many people ask though: WHY is Neekolul's Boyfriend ?
but WHEN IS NEEKOLULS BOYFREIND
Pyrocynical: * makes fun of simps *
Pyrocynical 1 Year ago: "I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend"
Who wouldn't though?
@@symbolitical4158 Anyone with an IQ higher than 4
@@trobii595 slow down there, smart guy
@@trobii595 look at mr brainiac over here!
I mean he put the vid in this vid so it doesnt count
I like how pyrocinical is late to everything
cuz he puts alot of time into his video with a lot more editing than most
He lost to a bet, he is forced to use internet explorer.
FifaZ 75
*3 months later*
Pyro: well guys, we did it. Coronavirus meme hasn’t died for 150 days and I’m not late to a meme for the first time ever.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
FifaZ 75 remember pyro tried donate belle dellphin
Pyrocynical: * makes fun of simps *
Pyrocynical 1 Year ago: "I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend"
He kind of made that joke in the video
@@imcool2931 REALLY??? BRO?? I DIDNT KNOW?
That's not simping just prostitution
Beep “bro it’s ok because it’s i r o n i c
@@Andrew-ir7yf and that's a fact
Pyro, don't forget that you donated to Belle Delphine.
Don't forget he's a *_cute little lesbian_*
This joke has been used to death
okuyasu from diamond is unbreakable Yes it has but people keep forgetting
IT WAS AN INVESTMENT, OKAY?
I would get Raycon earbuds, if i didn't get some other wireless earbuds as a gift. and no i am not getting Raycon until these break.
"All women should be worshiped"
"Simps are Kings"
What's a king to a god? The same thing a simp is to a E-Girl
fax bruh
Spoken like a true celestial
Human beings in a mob. What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god? What's a god to a non believer?
*an
wait a minute... you're calling e girls gods?
S I M P
There’s a reason lust is a deadly sin.
And this is why.
I mean popes wouldnt agree
This is that reason
Good reason.
im like 7 and just asked my mommy what it was. nnow im getting whipped. i hate you
When pyro puts on makeup:
*A SIMP HAS FALLEN FOR A LESBIAN IN LEGO CITY*
HEY!
@@Kims0101 BUILD THE TWITCH DONATIONS
@Max Blankenship LOWER YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
early commenters where u at
*I am genuinely a superior channel to pyro. Check me out. I made a video on that thick goth bitch from danny phantom*
That's a lot of simp money
4U
I see you fucking everywhere
Get out of here please
@@bweeeeniee1131 Rude af
P
“You have people simping over her, basically congratulating her for being a woman and nothing else” LMAOOOOOOOOO
RadiøactiveRahSNG haha
Hahahaha
Being ALIVE is hard
@@111ohno like Palpatine said, DO IT!
@@111ohno you think thats hard try carrying around trillions of babies inside u ur whole life and they keep trying to escape into every cute girl u see and then the teacher ask u to come put the answer on the board but the kids are trying to escape. if ur a man uk wah im saying. and ur answers apply to men too so that makes ur rebuttal kinda useless
Simps are not becoming an epidemic,they are just getting noticed by society.
SOCIETY
Simps are truly why we live in a society
The whole thing with simps reminds me of the r/niceguys subreddit.
“Nice Guy”
Real talk though: these young men that throw their wallets at random talentless women expecting some sort of romantic compensation need some lessons in self-worth. It is an epidemic. Teach your boys to respect women and most importantly, respect themselves.
So true
I don't respect women
well said, queen
Wayfarin Stranger No one respects you.
Tensai Kodai Lmao I can relate and fuck with that
Simp : "You're the Reason my heart is still beating"
Meanwhile the Cardiac Muscles : -_-
Cardiac muscles: well f you!
Guy: dies
*Autonomic Nervous System.
@@thoughtcheese7310 *Brain which actually controls literally everything
@@bonjagonzales1868 the brain named it self
I like how the doki doki music plays in the background when he reads that
"Most people didn't look at what's on her chest, but what was behind it"
so her lungs?
shots fired
No her spine
Or rather lack thereof, for she is an Android sent by extraterrestrial species on a mission to eliminate all life on earth. The apocalypse is at our doorstep in the false skin of thots, and we're inviting them in.
@@somkeweed hahahahahaha so funny
If she breathe... she got a Patreon.
"If thine an simp, you hath committed the deadliest sin."
Leviticus 20 : 15
heresy
Amen.
Fun fact: That verse is actually: "if a guy fucks an animal kill both of them" (paraphrasing)
@@TheMinerMan basically same thing
Dorime
simp is just k-pop fangirl but backwards.
You madlad ... How did you find out
lmao ur right
pmis
@@futruniverse6520 oooh my goooood, r/technicallytruth
mario suarez wow this guy uses reddit
Pyro this is like super random but I just want you to know that you mean the entire world to me and I love you so much. there's no doubt in my mind that you're the reason my heart is stil beating, in the time i've known you, you have been so good to me and have treated me better than I think anyone else ever has. thanks for letting me fall in love with you these past few months, I haven't been happier in my entire life.
I thought this was a bot but then a saw that part of the vid
lol
cringe bruh
Simp
Ur gay
Pyro: makes fun of simps
Also Pyro: donated 3000 quid to Bell Dolphin
*you're a walking contradiction!*
No, it's fine because our queen needs all the support 🥰❣️❣️
@@rolandssavdons7993 YOU SIMP
green day reference, nice!
Fucken Green day reference hell yeah
Nah he only wanted the minecraft doe
Jesus christ, it's like they don't even see women as people, and they haven't interacted with that many.
but thats just a theory!
A game theory
a Milling you do realise most of these comments would’ve been trolls with very few actual simps lmao
You said what they see women as, Jesus Christ
It’s indeed disappointing, but I am not surprised by it anymore.
"Worship someone not based on their gender"
Me: *Makes a Sun altar for Solaire*
Vault Medic worships the all-father
Papa pyro has taught you well
Praise the sun!!
worship the goddess of beauty, Gardevoir. she lovingly takes anyone who loves her into her arms and fills them with intense love
MattadorkGaming and a black hole.
I love how pyro didn't censor the simps acc so i can harras them
Sign me in
Pyro has simps and you are proof
lol 😂😂😂
@@restfulflames9855 only a SIMP will defend SIMPs so you are one of them 😂😂😂
@@kenohara4574 defending who? If you don't censor names, you're a jackass. If you go and harrass someone because the content creator forgot to censor the name, you're still a jackass😂
In the Marvel comics, Thanos is a simp, he killed half of all life just to impress Death (who’s a female in the Marvel Comics). Sorry.
@@lenasandner4721 You've never read classic Marvel comics before have you?
Lena Sandner bum ass
🌽
Soyboy
FAT GuY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😜😜😜🤪🤪😚😍😘😘😘😳😳😳😳😳😻😻😻😻
"Don't worship based on gender."
pyro convinced me lads, i'm bisexual from now on
Alexander Makela bro 😂
We should all simp for pyro instead
Purplesocks * oh thank god
@@111ohno oh no oh no
already am
It’s really disappointing that some people are actually like this. Jesus.
Being so starved for love will do that to a person.
reality is often disappointing
I bet half of them are 13 or younger.
34th Dictator of Mars Yu’ka’lu I know dude it’s just so pathetic
@@MegaOverclocked Let me catch my son being starved...wait, wrong channel.
She says that simps aren't bad to get donations from guys that never experienced love .
Who HAS experienced love in the 21st century?
true
"simping is terrible"
*gives 3000 quid to Belle Delphine*
For entertainment reasons
Buy low sell high my friend.
He gave 3k and he gained more from the vid.
@Wow so Edgy do you even know what a simp was?
That wasn’t simping he did it for the views.
S- squirrels
I- in
M- my
P- pants
S-Small stick
I-in
M-my
P-pants
W - what?
A - a platypus?
P - PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
S-I hate
I-my
M-shitty
P-life
S-sniper
I-in
M-monkey
P-position
S- Stop I cant take it anymore
I-
M-
P-
Imagine donating 3000$ to a girl with dyed hair
Null he did not get 30000 lol. Only mr beast makes that much
Null not 30000 tho
Null 1.5m views ends up with $1000 on standard ad rolls which pyro uses
Null 11.2m views/1.5 is about 10. 10000$ estimated earned. -the 3000. 7000$ profit. Math proved you wrong
Null I never said he lost anything lol.
I respect the ddlc music in background when reading simp's creepy comment.
That music brought back many bad memories
@@Mutalist I feel that man. Did you get the good ending?
Men, my message:
If your Animal Crossing villager doesn’t need a girlfriend, why do you?
I don't play AC but this does raise a good point
Good Point.
Profound
He fucks the animals when you leave
Then again humans have feelings,wants,and desires. Dudes just want a girl who'll give him support and guidance from a girl they like but no one should lower themselves for mediocre pussy.
pyro: worship some you genuinely adore "show a image of legosi" i see you're a man of culture as well
RIP Louis 😔. Top 10 deers of all time
And a horrifying version of him made in spore
Edit: that mind you, will haunt me for the next week
@@varoonraghav3680 wait what happened to louis
@@toenailclippings Oh poor, poor thing
Deer boi is fine. What is problem?
Everytime I see her I cant stop imagining Dora the Explorer.
Same
Omg same
Taylor swift
XDDDDDDD
Can't unsee it now
Thank you Pyro,
I told my wife that I love her, and now I am going to be a father.
Again, thank you for this gamer moment
Episode I: The Phantom E-Girl
Episode II: The Attack of the Boyfriend
Episode III: The Revenge of the Simps
Episode IV: A New E-Girl
Episode V: The Simps Strike Back
Episode VI: Return of the Boyfriend
Episode VII: The Simps Awaken
Episode VIII: The Last Simp
Epsiode IX: The Rise of Simp
Solo: A Simp Story
@@thomasbrown3793 Rogue Simp
The Simp Wars
The Chadalorian? Or simp
The rise of E-girl
Girl: *rejects internet men
Simps: you triggered my trap card
Microwave man thats not what simp means
Excuse me, did you just misuse Yu-Gi-Oh! terminology!
bruh
@Sour Typhoon025 bruh he just wanted to make a funny comment dude
The trap card is an anime trap
10:35 Pyro says “tell your wife you love her” fully aware that he has an audience of infants
If i tell my wife i love her because of Pyro, does that mean i'm simpin for Pyro?
They aren't all infants!
Who doesn't have uncles?
It should be "tell your wife's boyfriend you love him"
I like that you blured guy's name here: 5:45, but didn't blured it here: 9:39, so i still can see who wrote that.
I also saw Dolan Dark
He was saying it to Dolan, not the Chernobyl surviver. Gaydoger x Dolan dark is now confirmed
Simp
Definition: Pyrocynical giving $3000 to Belle Delphine so they could play Minecraft
WarDoctor42 3000*
You know who's a simp? IdubbzZzZz is a simp
Well pyro was trying to make ad revenue off of it so i would put that as more of an investment than simping
Mr beast is a simp
*SIMP*
I'm simping over a lesbian that has a tv over their head. Best life ever.
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@@myDickbiG ´˘`
It be like that tho
I commend you sir.
@@ItzW4t3R forgot to mention their a furry
“How can I get woman if woman is already taken?”
- Pyrocynical
Thomas Philipa
Oh, I see now:
3:23 - 3:30
Thanks!
Give her your credit card 🙂
@@joeymontgomery1191 it's obvious, we kill the batman, errm, I mean taker
"What you need is some kurare and a stack o' nickels" - Uncle Frank
My wife left me
After years of depression, I have finally found my reason to live. You fill a hole in my heart, Pyro funny internet man
I see pyro had become a beastar’s Stan
"Curries" lol
Starkus was that an insult or a typo?
beastars is a good show ngl
@@bepsucks not a furry, but totally agree
@@dylanminorhero same
Pyronichal: “I can’t put the song because it will get copy strikes
Also pyronichal: puts songs from MGX and other metal gear games which will probably get copy striked by Konami
Who tf is pyronichal?
@@XxUnraveledGamerxX Can't use the real name or he gets copyright claimed bruv
Konami's too busy making slot machines or some shit to notice
8:20 I don’t think the person that made the line graph, knows how they work?
Dylan Carroll nah you probably Just havent learned bout line graphs in school
looking at that graph was like taking several punches to the face. it took me a while to recover
They just flipped the axes by accident it's still funny lmao
The expected rises so fast it creates an asymptote
Lol yea at a couple chances of sex, the amount of money to be given is infinite
8:36 Pyro simps for Legoshi confirmed
What a simp, I can’t believe he would simp for a wolf, oh my god this is so sad Alexa play Despacito
Who wouldn't?
@@sally_altfangirl true lmao
Approved.
Me over a year later thinking legoshi was a newer lego ninjago reference
Once again, "The Simpsons" Predict the future.
I don't think these simps are gonna have children honestly.
*No No.. There's a storyline to it.*
*A man and woman have children who are simps*
XD
Gausts Natural selection at its finest
"I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend"
That was just an "investment" he said. Ok boomer
Ye he gained like 10k in ad revenue
Truuuuuuu
Simp: "I want to get plastic surgery to disguise my self as her toilet"
*Finger Eleven - Paralyzer starts playing*
Quagmire confirmed?
deathriders kinky
Now that's where us people with piss fetishes come in
Wow, you've got dirty mind
Quarantine made me be a simp no more,
I mean I'm questioning my sexuality now but I dont think that's related
Win-win
@@firebubble5911 yes
You wanna know how to get rid simps all togethor?
Petscop 2
bruh it's 2020 where the hell did you get the facts machine??
yep this checks out
Haha funny.
I laughed.
Indeed
Faxxx.
I feel like im living in a fun house. The world is so absolutely absurd that im not even sure it's real anymore.
I have never related with a comment more in my life
I don’t understand this comment
Same here
NSA The point he’s trying to make is the world has gotten so stupid and unbearably non understandable that it’s as if we are living in one big giant joke because of how dumb everyone is..it’s like we reverted to being lower then cavemen in intellectual power and muscle power all at once the people are literally so retarded.
@@lilzurako5798 i thought it was cuz of the virus
USA: *panic and mass hysteria over COVID-19*
Pyro: *SiMpS!!!*
AdamG1983 He lives in the UK
Theres no real mass hysteria.
Just a bunch of old fogies waking up at the crack of dawn to buy all the toilet roll all over the world.
You say that like thats only specific to the US
Plus who gives two shits
Ooshwa Saying we’re not panicking too, which just isn’t true
Wait, belle delphine isn’t the “hit or miss” girl? All my life I was living a lie
Neeko: if you simp you are a king
Gamers: No, I don't think so.
Holy Hamster 🐹
?
truly an epic gaming moment
I swear to god she looks like Leafy with chin
Nah, she's hot as fuck and you know it
@@coltonwilson **Inhales**
*S I M P !*
are we just gonna pretend that leafy isn’t hot
"Who is this lesbian, and how tight is her pussy.."
sherrysicle As a gay guy, im not even gay for leafy.
Pyrocynical: Simps are becoming an epidemic
*Poor choice of words my friend*
more like a EPICdemeic
so guys we did it we reached a quater of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing
the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much
for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.
so as you can probably tell this isnt really a montage parody, this is really more like a kind thank you / update video
so in this video im quickly gonna go over two things: firstly advertisements, and more importantly : the future of this channel
and what kind of direction its headed.
okay so firstly, the advertisements. believe it or not but montage parodies are actually a copy right minefield
new content is getting claimed every day. we could use something from.. lets say.. 5 years ago, and tommorow a huge company could come along
and claim that video as theres and we have no control over that. and any video we use that product in could either get
copy right stiked or lose monetizeation, meaning that all the money made from that video would get sent to the company, and not
us. the only real way to counter this is to get advertisements placed on my channel, i mean its a win-win for everyone involved
you know i get a safety net generated for myself and the company gets exposure and you guys, my sub subcribers, sit through a two
second ad that will be as short and painless as possible, so next im gonna talk about the future of this channel, this doesnt mean in anyway that im actually quitting montage parodies, its basically why you subscribed to my channel and i enjoy making them and
theres no reason to quit because im in full time education i have less time to make and upload videos it use to be weekly uploads
and now its pretty much once a month but in my opinion uploading once a month isnt enough id like to upload more than that, i mean, as much as possible
but montage parodies take a long time to make, collecting the resources, coming up with an original idea ya know, all this stuff takes
time and planning and that combined with me being in education means that they take a while to make, a good video that goes into
detail about this is rubber rosses video "future of independant animation on youtube" it is a different theme'd video because I
dont do independant animation, but you can still kind of relate because uploads become more infrequent; channel traffic slows down
this is why i want to make videos that are related to montage parodies, but arent exactly meta montage parodies, like I said before:
im not quitting montage parodies, its basically seen as either you wait for me to upload one video a month or i upload one video a month with a bunch of you know, funny gameplay stuff in between. A great example of this would be counter strike global offensive
but at the end of the day, its all down to you guys, you guys are my subscribers and id love to hear your feed back on what youd like me to do next,
leave a comment below: your thoughts and ideas. Im gonna try to respond to as many comments as I can to this video. I would love to
hear your feedback on what kind of videos youd want to see, any future ideas for the channel. I feel that because your subscribed
to an extent, you're inclined to, you know, share your thoughts and ideas, and have a say on what i should do next, and its really
appeciated guys. and lastly i want to thank you guys, thank you guys for helping this channel grow so quickly, in such a short amount of time
I mean I started doing videos like these just over a year ago and i would have never expected my channel to grow so quickly in such a short amount of time
just from montage parodies its amazing, you know ive been reading the comments and some of them have just been genuinly amazing
ive been told people have depression and they find these videos you know therapeutic and have enjoyed them, and lifted their spirits
and stuff and its just amazing how my videos can do that to people and that really motivates me to do more of these videos, and just thank you all so much
for giving me this opportunity, it really-it really means a lot guys you have no idea, and lastly i want to give a shout out
to all the people who helped make this video whether thats voice overs, animations, stuff like that. firstly we got Harvey Rothman
he designed my youtube profile picture, and has also designed a what the fast intro for my channel, and its just amazing. i love his animation style he is just a really nice guy to talk to, be sure to subscribe to his channel, hes got an upcoming animation
for five nights at freddys "foxy gets hooked", he does music production, hes all around a really good guy, next we got Hitlerspimp
hes just so talent with SFM, he designed the intro for me, its unbelivable how talented he his, be sure to check out his videos, hes just
amazing. and lastly check out creamforce for his sexy voice over he did in the video honestly he does a lot of montage parody esc videos, definintely check him out
his videos are just amazing and he just has a great personality all around. and thats it guys thats all i wanted to explain, thank you all for sitting through this video
and taking all the information in, dont forget to comment down below your thoughts and feelings, id love to hear your feelings on where to take this channel montage parodies are still coming, ive got at least 2 videos in the works right now and will be up very soon. thank you all again for a quarter of a million subscribers im just still amazed that we reached this number in just a short amount of time, thanks guys.
Damn, you wrote the entire script in a comments section. You absolute CHAD.
@@promethium-145 yes
@@bigsheeesh6439 Thank you, kind sir!
What is this
@@rachelle.A his 250,000 subscribers script
6:04 are we gonna gloss over the fact that the dude's profile is named "robloxmemepage"
do you are have the stupid
Roblox memes never have been funny, they never will be.
@@karwan6385
get cancer weeb
@@abhishanksaran3759 peter griffin!!!
@@abhishanksaran3759 indeed
Why does Jeffrey Star look like an adult Millie Bobby Brown.
Millie is so annoying omg
Idk
• Lünar Ciłent •are you mad??
Uhm no
Are all simps Like
"Ah look at me I am fat sweaty gamer man who only shower at christmas, thanksgiving and grandma's birthday"
What if Grandma isded?
Do i still shower?
@Jacob Johns wut..
@@themajesticspider-man6116 he is stinky since Australians doesn't celebrate thanksgiving and their grandma is dead. I'm not sure about christmas but probably not celebratin, so by this they would never shower.
@@bohemianprince7944 yes
@@Erri_17 Jews celebrate Hanukkah so that's that
8:00 "YES GIVE ME MONEY BECAUSE I HAVE ORBS ON MY CHEST" There's plenty wrong with simping. You can get a gf by just respecting females. I have a gf and I didn't need to give up my dignity for her. I just had to give up my Lego Death Star...
Great job brave soldier
"Most people didn't look at what was on her chest but what was beyond it." - killed me man :DDD
@Thomas Philipa cold
I mean If Mother 3 really was behind her shirt I’d be simpin’ so hard.
@Pangolinstirfrylungjuicecough kakashi approves
I prefer Cr1tikal's, "It was not about politics, it was about politits"
@@durantburner7428 lol
Pyro: I hate simps
Also Pyrocynical: Donate 3000$ to Belle Delphine
*SIMP*
@No Commentary Gaming well that was before simping becoming a huge deal, he is a lesbian anyways
@No Commentary Gaming welp
That's joke inside on this channel
Lithi lol that’s me
Gay simp
Alot of guys that call other guys simps are actually simps
Pyrocynical: simps are becoming an epidemic
Also Pyrocynical:
I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend
Male Gentilia
I used to stream on twitch, just innocently playing games, and then a rush of simps. And that's why I quit twitch.
Squirrel
In
My
Pants
Now we know the real meaning to it
Know that the squirrel got a taste of the box, while those simps are dreaming
At least the squirrel knows how to get pussy
Yes Simp in my pants
Normal Videos Lmao my ass off
that video just got recommended
If took all the hate we show towards the Ice Age baby, and redirected it at simps and E-girls, the world would be a better place.
Let us band together to destroy the simps.
Le Rebel Flagship and Tik Tok
Le Rebel Flagship Can someone tell me why everyone hates the ice age baby?
@@lgacv7836 he is evil
Indeed youngin
I’m eagerly awaiting the FALL of e-girls and simps
E-girls and Simp will rest forever.
@@zaperator4449 when s*x robots would be real simps would disappear
And e girls too
Most men are simps and always have been. Most women marry up on the social-economic scale and most husbands / boyfriends are nothing but betabux, essentially paying a woman to love him.
Do you really want 90% of humanity to fall?
you gon be waiting a while
*when girl gets up from their seat*
Simp: hey guys today I’m going to do a RUclips tutorial on how to sniff a Seat
How many times does a simp need to be disrespected for them to realize that women dont like them
They are desperate and because their ego is so big they can't handle the truth
When they realize the truth, they become Incels. Which is even worse.
@@giannisantoe8567 Isnt theyre ego too small; therefore they hope that they can get pussy (or at least some form of attention) by praising the girl and spending money?
Every dude will curve stop every simp until they understand
Nah simpin.. that's king shit...
Not gonna lie I'm pretty sure most of the comments where just people ironically simping. Probably 15 percent of those comments were serious.
90%*
Isaac Hansen you 100% simped and are trying to downplay it
doesnt matter if the percent is even .001, they'll still donate thousands lmfao
The 15% is what scares me
Silly child. You know not what the internet has to offer..
We don't need women.
We need pyro to cosplay more.
yeS
he he boi
Crossdress. The word you’re looking for is crossdress.
Not with that karen ass haircut he has rn
@@Mercymorn99
Wigs, mate.
Fun fact: Peter Griffin uses the phrase “simp” in season 1 episode 1 in 1999 in television show “Family Guy” so we know it existed before then.
Holy hell your right. Although simp in that case stands for simpleton.
I believe the modern day “simp” still is short for simpleton. Except the meaning has changed.
"Tell your wife you love her"
Pyrocynical totally forgetting his fanbase is composed exclusively of nine year olds.
@JaTaJoV 1*
I'll have you know my birthday is close
I'm old for a Kriegsmen, I'm 14
😆
Me: I’m not simping
Also me: doesn’t skip ad for Pyrocynical
*pyrozella
A true hero
PYRO SIMP
2019: Fall of the Nice Guys
2020: Rise of the Simps
I've got news for you...
2030 is gonna be insane.
holysmokes44 Dawn of the Planet of the Simps.
@@kingcapital1266 Call of Simp: Modern Simpfare.
When the Nice Guys were ridiculed, it left a gap in the market. Supply and demand in action.
@@kingcapital1266 Simpanze
"Who do you think is cutier. Dr. Klein, or dr. Borous?" ~Sneaking suit mk. II
Everybody's talking about bat soup but I think the real source of Covid pandemic is Belle Delphine's bathwater.
Hmmmmmm? What if the ocean was infested with bele delphine's bath water infested whuan's tap water
dude that killed me
@@arivertoeveryone glad to see you recovered well from dying
@@wedwelfernaz872 glad to see somebody appreciate that! thank you : )))
Bumping for potential gold.
What is a simp?
**looks at pyro**
Yeah idk either.
I_Inferno a pyro commenting on pyro’s channel about pyro, cool
E-Girl:"I have a significant other"
Simps:"SO YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH "
Please stop using these cringe ass reddit memes
@@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo it's not though it's just a normal meme used quite often in other platforms
*StOop* no fihtt BiG Pp nO FhIt iN ComEt
@@shiftyvnice smol pp
@@kazmakazii nOo BoG pP
Pyrocynical: Be in a relationship with someone you adore *Shows picture of legoshi*
Me: i personally agree
S - Son,
I
M - Make
P -Pancakes.
I will
what does the I stand for
Squirrels
In
My
Pants
Son
I
Muster
Pussy
@@Luey_Luey I means I
She sounds like Alinity. It is a sign
They are starting to look exactly the same
spanish Alinity
She seems more legit ngl
That's a bit harsh I feel
Its alinity's kid
Simp:
S-
I-
M-
P-Tax fraud
Squirrels in my tax fraud
Oooooofff
*S* tupid
*I* diots
*M* aking
*P* ie
Sex
S
E
X: The Several war crimes i commited in Bosnia from 1990-1992
Imagine having a pair of headphones that the battery life lasts literally a week
Pyro: makes jokes about simps
also Pyro: *pays an egirl thousands to play minecraft with her*
Don't lie, it would have been pretty cool to see that happen.
@@No_Sleepee Would it have been, though? Pretty sure Pokimane (the better option) would've collabed with him for free.
He probably made up for it with the extra views
It WaS a JoKe So ItS aLrIgHt
Also Pyro: *_fucking cancels Petscop 2_*
I know petscop 2 is a huge meme, but does anyone know if it’s actually ever happening? Not tryna pressure pyro into making it come out sooner just... do we know?
We dont know if its happening, and we reckon it wont happen
The day it comes out is the day pyros dad gets out of jail
No he’s just gonna be an ass about it for goddam years
It comes out when pyro gets a car
he has hinted it alot tho
"Hopefully the simp epidemic is gone soon"
*Idubbbz laughing in the distance*
Holy shit is iDubbbz cancelled???
@@mischief8281yup check twitter
@@mischief8281 he's not cancelled, he's just Very Supportive 🙂
@@mischief8281 he's gone bruh
@@TheEndiPL I legit still don't see an issue. Granted I may not know everything. But from the things I can see, it's not that big a deal. I mean, did everybody on this planet forget that a lot, and I mean A LOT of Pornstars are married and some even have kids? Hellooooo? You're partner is literally going out there fucking other people for money, and the whole world to see, and that's not a problem? Kind of hypocritical man.
I have seen and heard many funny things in my lifetime, I have a godlike playlist with RUclips’s funniest videos, but hearing the sentence, ‘I would put burning cigarettes in my eyes just to lick a seat she sat in 6 years ago’ in Pyro’s mocking voice is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life 😂😂😂