Yeah, but atleast he earns some giant gold coins doing it. One could argue that he's actually just in it for the hustle, and saving the princess is just a secondary goal.
@@lemius6154 mario is just an acid trip he legit eats magic mushrooms to get bigger to survive to kill walking mushrooms and turtles, then gets to a giant castle to defeat a giant turtle with special power to save a princess, come on now
@@111ohno you think thats hard try carrying around trillions of babies inside u ur whole life and they keep trying to escape into every cute girl u see and then the teacher ask u to come put the answer on the board but the kids are trying to escape. if ur a man uk wah im saying. and ur answers apply to men too so that makes ur rebuttal kinda useless
Unless a women has one of the 6 infinity stones in her possession I don’t get why people waste money on girls when they can spend it on video game micro transactions
Or rather lack thereof, for she is an Android sent by extraterrestrial species on a mission to eliminate all life on earth. The apocalypse is at our doorstep in the false skin of thots, and we're inviting them in.
we can name this year to anything e.g: rise of the gamers (cus corona) contagious catastrophe bad luck brian my crippling depression unlucky lockdown innovated isolation -"its not that bad" supermarket battle royal etc
Real talk though: these young men that throw their wallets at random talentless women expecting some sort of romantic compensation need some lessons in self-worth. It is an epidemic. Teach your boys to respect women and most importantly, respect themselves.
Pyro, I would die for you. I know you want to be with other people and that’s okay. Just make sure you bring those dirty undies back to me after a hard day’s work. Were made for each other and you know it.
Pyro, I would die for Petscop 2. I know you want to be with other people and that’s okay. Just make sure you bring those Petscop 2 back to me after a hard day’s work. Petscop 2 made for each other and you know it.
Then again humans have feelings,wants,and desires. Dudes just want a girl who'll give him support and guidance from a girl they like but no one should lower themselves for mediocre pussy.
Pyro this is like super random but I just want you to know that you mean the entire world to me and I love you so much. there's no doubt in my mind that you're the reason my heart is stil beating, in the time i've known you, you have been so good to me and have treated me better than I think anyone else ever has. thanks for letting me fall in love with you these past few months, I haven't been happier in my entire life.
Pyronichal: “I can’t put the song because it will get copy strikes Also pyronichal: puts songs from MGX and other metal gear games which will probably get copy striked by Konami
@@kenohara4574 defending who? If you don't censor names, you're a jackass. If you go and harrass someone because the content creator forgot to censor the name, you're still a jackass😂
Episode I: The Phantom E-Girl Episode II: The Attack of the Boyfriend Episode III: The Revenge of the Simps Episode IV: A New E-Girl Episode V: The Simps Strike Back Episode VI: Return of the Boyfriend Episode VII: The Simps Awaken Episode VIII: The Last Simp Epsiode IX: The Rise of Simp
NSA The point he’s trying to make is the world has gotten so stupid and unbearably non understandable that it’s as if we are living in one big giant joke because of how dumb everyone is..it’s like we reverted to being lower then cavemen in intellectual power and muscle power all at once the people are literally so retarded.
@@themajesticspider-man6116 he is stinky since Australians doesn't celebrate thanksgiving and their grandma is dead. I'm not sure about christmas but probably not celebratin, so by this they would never shower.
I have seen and heard many funny things in my lifetime, I have a godlike playlist with RUclips’s funniest videos, but hearing the sentence, ‘I would put burning cigarettes in my eyes just to lick a seat she sat in 6 years ago’ in Pyro’s mocking voice is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life 😂😂😂
@@giannisantoe8567 Isnt theyre ego too small; therefore they hope that they can get pussy (or at least some form of attention) by praising the girl and spending money?
@@TheEndiPL I legit still don't see an issue. Granted I may not know everything. But from the things I can see, it's not that big a deal. I mean, did everybody on this planet forget that a lot, and I mean A LOT of Pornstars are married and some even have kids? Hellooooo? You're partner is literally going out there fucking other people for money, and the whole world to see, and that's not a problem? Kind of hypocritical man.
"In an event that would deal double damage" *Shows a clip of someone picking up an instakill powerup from the black ops zombies franchise that makes all zombies have 1 health*
Remember, fellas.
E-girls are temporary.
Doom is *eternal.*
Hell yeah
Remember gamers*
5 hours till it begins boys
E-girls must be like my father then
*RIP AND TEAR UNTILL IT'S DONE BOYS!*
*"We don't need woman, we just need to game!"*
He is speaking words of wisdom.
Amem brother
Amen
we just need woman of videogames
i need to coom
Who are you, and why are you so wise in the ways of science?
Prequel: Rise of the just chatting streamer
Original: Rise of the E-girl
Sequel: Rise of the Simp
Ending: the simp crusade followed up with the fall of the simp
Alex Everman
Spinoff: Tik Tok simp girls
They’re just feminists in disguise
prepreprequel: PETSCOP
More like: War For The Planet Of The Simps as the sequel
I'm glad that my parents raised me to be an alcoholic other than a simp.
I mean hey it’s better to go broke from alcohol then to go broke from e-girls
Same
Danger 2007 Damn straight.
Amen
It is much better bruh trust me
Pretty sure the OG simp was Mario.
Completely tons of life threatening events for a sole kiss on the nose
Yeah, but atleast he earns some giant gold coins doing it. One could argue that he's actually just in it for the hustle, and saving the princess is just a secondary goal.
@@lemius6154 mario is just an acid trip he legit eats magic mushrooms to get bigger to survive to kill walking mushrooms and turtles, then gets to a giant castle to defeat a giant turtle with special power to save a princess, come on now
😠Don't even compare.😆
Naw cause he got that smooch he got that poon so he succeeded
What u talking about. Mari0 is the og PLAYboy
Pyrocynical: * makes fun of simps *
Pyrocynical 1 Year ago: "I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend"
Who wouldn't though?
@@symbolitical4158 Anyone with an IQ higher than 4
@@trobii595 slow down there, smart guy
@@trobii595 look at mr brainiac over here!
I mean he put the vid in this vid so it doesnt count
Simp : "You're the Reason my heart is still beating"
Meanwhile the Cardiac Muscles : -_-
Cardiac muscles: well f you!
Guy: dies
*Autonomic Nervous System.
@@thoughtcheese7310 *Brain which actually controls literally everything
@@bonjagonzales1868 the brain named it self
I like how the doki doki music plays in the background when he reads that
"All women should be worshiped"
"Simps are Kings"
What's a king to a god? The same thing a simp is to a E-Girl
fax bruh
Spoken like a true celestial
Human beings in a mob. What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god? What's a god to a non believer?
*an
wait a minute... you're calling e girls gods?
S I M P
Pyro: makes fun of simps
Also pyro: gives belle delphine $3000
that was an investment for youtube revenue
Thank you Hal from Megamind
Dude Pyro is not a simp. Only men are simps, women can't be simps
"There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth fairy and there is no Queen of England!"
@@42LMS damn dude
“But what is a simp?”
*flashbacks to Belle Delphine*
Random Person sorry what’s a simp? i didn’t catch that
conuz lets see.... I think a miserable little pile of donations?
Mvster On Twitter ah yes of course, a miserable little pile of donations!
Wrong comment but I appreciate the Doki Doki music at 5:45. simp bad
More like... Belle Dolphin *snort*
everyone asking “who is neekolul's boyfriend?”
but, no one ask “how is neekolul's boyfriend”
d e e p 😔
bruh...
I am 17 and neekolul is deep
@@HardikMeel dude what
I guess many people ask though: WHY is Neekolul's Boyfriend ?
but WHEN IS NEEKOLULS BOYFREIND
I like how pyrocinical is late to everything
cuz he puts alot of time into his video with a lot more editing than most
He lost to a bet, he is forced to use internet explorer.
FifaZ 75
*3 months later*
Pyro: well guys, we did it. Coronavirus meme hasn’t died for 150 days and I’m not late to a meme for the first time ever.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
FifaZ 75 remember pyro tried donate belle dellphin
“You have people simping over her, basically congratulating her for being a woman and nothing else” LMAOOOOOOOOO
RadiøactiveRahSNG haha
Hahahaha
Being ALIVE is hard
@@111ohno like Palpatine said, DO IT!
@@111ohno you think thats hard try carrying around trillions of babies inside u ur whole life and they keep trying to escape into every cute girl u see and then the teacher ask u to come put the answer on the board but the kids are trying to escape. if ur a man uk wah im saying. and ur answers apply to men too so that makes ur rebuttal kinda useless
Simps are not becoming an epidemic,they are just getting noticed by society.
SOCIETY
Simps are truly why we live in a society
The whole thing with simps reminds me of the r/niceguys subreddit.
“Nice Guy”
Unless a women has one of the 6 infinity stones in her possession I don’t get why people waste money on girls when they can spend it on video game micro transactions
If it’s not a free game I swear microtransactions are a scam. Why pay money for more damn money to be taken if you want it.
Fortnite and apex (also warzone) are free
@@adomali87yearsago.71 I agree
@falcon true, there are seven including the Ego stone from the comics (and yeah I'm female, I'm just bi)
@@eh1479 what does being bi have to do with having 1 more iq than the guy above lol
"Most people didn't look at what's on her chest, but what was behind it"
so her lungs?
shots fired
No her spine
Or rather lack thereof, for she is an Android sent by extraterrestrial species on a mission to eliminate all life on earth. The apocalypse is at our doorstep in the false skin of thots, and we're inviting them in.
@@somkeweed hahahahahaha so funny
If she breathe... she got a Patreon.
"2020, year of the Simp"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
coincidentally, also the worst year of the decade
Coronavirus: am I a joke to you?
we can name this year
to anything e.g:
rise of the gamers (cus corona)
contagious catastrophe
bad luck brian
my crippling depression
unlucky lockdown
innovated isolation
-"its not that bad"
supermarket battle royal
etc
Shit, that must be why HE said it I guess
@@ReyeS000Il everybody out there simping for corona-chan
Anyone gonna talk about how he gave 5K to belle delphine
Do did actually do that I thought it was a meme
he did it for a video which earned him more than $20000 so far based on the views and Ads
I thought it was 3k lol
It was 3k that he got from a sponsor and it was for the memes
I mean he did it to play minecraft and turned down any sexual pictures and stuff
Pyro, don't forget that you donated to Belle Delphine.
Don't forget he's a *_cute little lesbian_*
This joke has been used to death
okuyasu from diamond is unbreakable Yes it has but people keep forgetting
IT WAS AN INVESTMENT, OKAY?
I would get Raycon earbuds, if i didn't get some other wireless earbuds as a gift. and no i am not getting Raycon until these break.
"If thine an simp, you hath committed the deadliest sin."
Leviticus 20 : 15
heresy
Amen.
Fun fact: That verse is actually: "if a guy fucks an animal kill both of them" (paraphrasing)
@@TheMinerMan basically same thing
Dorime
There’s a reason lust is a deadly sin.
And this is why.
I mean popes wouldnt agree
This is that reason
Good reason.
im like 7 and just asked my mommy what it was. nnow im getting whipped. i hate you
Real talk though: these young men that throw their wallets at random talentless women expecting some sort of romantic compensation need some lessons in self-worth. It is an epidemic. Teach your boys to respect women and most importantly, respect themselves.
So true
I don't respect women
well said, queen
Wayfarin Stranger No one respects you.
Tensai Kodai Lmao I can relate and fuck with that
That's a lot of simp money
4U
I see you fucking everywhere
Get out of here please
@@bweeeeniee1131 Rude af
P
Pyro: makes fun of simps
Also Pyro: donated 3000 quid to Bell Dolphin
*you're a walking contradiction!*
No, it's fine because our queen needs all the support 🥰❣️❣️
@@rolandssavdons7993 YOU SIMP
green day reference, nice!
Fucken Green day reference hell yeah
Nah he only wanted the minecraft doe
Pyro, I would die for you. I know you want to be with other people and that’s okay. Just make sure you bring those dirty undies back to me after a hard day’s work. Were made for each other and you know it.
Purl is mine. NANI!!!!
Pyro, I would die for Petscop 2. I know you want to be with other people and that’s okay. Just make sure you bring those Petscop 2 back to me after a hard day’s work. Petscop 2 made for each other and you know it.
Normal or trap pyro ?
get out you poser, it is me that is the only true love of pyro. i would die for him
you can have pyro, i have gardevoir and thats all i need
When pyro puts on makeup:
*A SIMP HAS FALLEN FOR A LESBIAN IN LEGO CITY*
HEY!
@@Kims0101 BUILD THE TWITCH DONATIONS
@Max Blankenship LOWER YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
early commenters where u at
*I am genuinely a superior channel to pyro. Check me out. I made a video on that thick goth bitch from danny phantom*
She says that simps aren't bad to get donations from guys that never experienced love .
Who HAS experienced love in the 21st century?
true
Girl: *rejects internet men
Simps: you triggered my trap card
Microwave man thats not what simp means
Excuse me, did you just misuse Yu-Gi-Oh! terminology!
bruh
@Sour Typhoon025 bruh he just wanted to make a funny comment dude
The trap card is an anime trap
simp is just k-pop fangirl but backwards.
You madlad ... How did you find out
lmao ur right
pmis
@@futruniverse6520 oooh my goooood, r/technicallytruth
mario suarez wow this guy uses reddit
10:35 Pyro says “tell your wife you love her” fully aware that he has an audience of infants
If i tell my wife i love her because of Pyro, does that mean i'm simpin for Pyro?
They aren't all infants!
Who doesn't have uncles?
It should be "tell your wife's boyfriend you love him"
Thank you Pyro,
I told my wife that I love her, and now I am going to be a father.
Again, thank you for this gamer moment
"simping is terrible"
*gives 3000 quid to Belle Delphine*
For entertainment reasons
Buy low sell high my friend.
He gave 3k and he gained more from the vid.
@Wow so Edgy do you even know what a simp was?
That wasn’t simping he did it for the views.
"Worship someone not based on their gender"
Me: *Makes a Sun altar for Solaire*
Vault Medic worships the all-father
Papa pyro has taught you well
Praise the sun!!
worship the goddess of beauty, Gardevoir. she lovingly takes anyone who loves her into her arms and fills them with intense love
MattadorkGaming and a black hole.
"Don't worship based on gender."
pyro convinced me lads, i'm bisexual from now on
Alexander Makela bro 😂
We should all simp for pyro instead
Purplesocks * oh thank god
@@111ohno oh no oh no
already am
I like that you blured guy's name here: 5:45, but didn't blured it here: 9:39, so i still can see who wrote that.
I also saw Dolan Dark
He was saying it to Dolan, not the Chernobyl surviver. Gaydoger x Dolan dark is now confirmed
Jesus christ, it's like they don't even see women as people, and they haven't interacted with that many.
but thats just a theory!
A game theory
a Milling you do realise most of these comments would’ve been trolls with very few actual simps lmao
You said what they see women as, Jesus Christ
It’s indeed disappointing, but I am not surprised by it anymore.
Men, my message:
If your Animal Crossing villager doesn’t need a girlfriend, why do you?
I don't play AC but this does raise a good point
Good Point.
Profound
He fucks the animals when you leave
Then again humans have feelings,wants,and desires. Dudes just want a girl who'll give him support and guidance from a girl they like but no one should lower themselves for mediocre pussy.
In the Marvel comics, Thanos is a simp, he killed half of all life just to impress Death (who’s a female in the Marvel Comics). Sorry.
@@lenasandner4721 You've never read classic Marvel comics before have you?
Lena Sandner bum ass
🌽
Soyboy
FAT GuY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😜😜😜🤪🤪😚😍😘😘😘😳😳😳😳😳😻😻😻😻
Pyro this is like super random but I just want you to know that you mean the entire world to me and I love you so much. there's no doubt in my mind that you're the reason my heart is stil beating, in the time i've known you, you have been so good to me and have treated me better than I think anyone else ever has. thanks for letting me fall in love with you these past few months, I haven't been happier in my entire life.
I thought this was a bot but then a saw that part of the vid
lol
cringe bruh
Simp
Ur gay
Imagine donating 3000$ to a girl with dyed hair
Null he did not get 30000 lol. Only mr beast makes that much
Null not 30000 tho
Null 1.5m views ends up with $1000 on standard ad rolls which pyro uses
Null 11.2m views/1.5 is about 10. 10000$ estimated earned. -the 3000. 7000$ profit. Math proved you wrong
Null I never said he lost anything lol.
pyro: worship some you genuinely adore "show a image of legosi" i see you're a man of culture as well
RIP Louis 😔. Top 10 deers of all time
And a horrifying version of him made in spore
Edit: that mind you, will haunt me for the next week
@@varoonraghav3680 wait what happened to louis
@@toenailclippings Oh poor, poor thing
Deer boi is fine. What is problem?
Pyronichal: “I can’t put the song because it will get copy strikes
Also pyronichal: puts songs from MGX and other metal gear games which will probably get copy striked by Konami
Who tf is pyronichal?
@@XxUnraveledGamerxX Can't use the real name or he gets copyright claimed bruv
Konami's too busy making slot machines or some shit to notice
I love how pyro didn't censor the simps acc so i can harras them
Sign me in
Pyro has simps and you are proof
lol 😂😂😂
@@restfulflames9855 only a SIMP will defend SIMPs so you are one of them 😂😂😂
@@kenohara4574 defending who? If you don't censor names, you're a jackass. If you go and harrass someone because the content creator forgot to censor the name, you're still a jackass😂
Episode I: The Phantom E-Girl
Episode II: The Attack of the Boyfriend
Episode III: The Revenge of the Simps
Episode IV: A New E-Girl
Episode V: The Simps Strike Back
Episode VI: Return of the Boyfriend
Episode VII: The Simps Awaken
Episode VIII: The Last Simp
Epsiode IX: The Rise of Simp
Solo: A Simp Story
@@thomasbrown3793 Rogue Simp
The Simp Wars
The Chadalorian? Or simp
The rise of E-girl
“How can I get woman if woman is already taken?”
- Pyrocynical
Thomas Philipa
Oh, I see now:
3:23 - 3:30
Thanks!
Give her your credit card 🙂
@@joeymontgomery1191 it's obvious, we kill the batman, errm, I mean taker
"What you need is some kurare and a stack o' nickels" - Uncle Frank
My wife left me
Simp: "I want to get plastic surgery to disguise my self as her toilet"
*Finger Eleven - Paralyzer starts playing*
Quagmire confirmed?
deathriders kinky
Now that's where us people with piss fetishes come in
Wow, you've got dirty mind
After years of depression, I have finally found my reason to live. You fill a hole in my heart, Pyro funny internet man
Simp
Definition: Pyrocynical giving $3000 to Belle Delphine so they could play Minecraft
WarDoctor42 3000*
You know who's a simp? IdubbzZzZz is a simp
Well pyro was trying to make ad revenue off of it so i would put that as more of an investment than simping
Mr beast is a simp
*SIMP*
S- squirrels
I- in
M- my
P- pants
S-Small stick
I-in
M-my
P-pants
W - what?
A - a platypus?
P - PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
S-I hate
I-my
M-shitty
P-life
S-sniper
I-in
M-monkey
P-position
S- Stop I cant take it anymore
I-
M-
P-
"Most people didn't look at what was on her chest but what was beyond it." - killed me man :DDD
@Thomas Philipa cold
I mean If Mother 3 really was behind her shirt I’d be simpin’ so hard.
@Pangolinstirfrylungjuicecough kakashi approves
I prefer Cr1tikal's, "It was not about politics, it was about politits"
@@durantburner7428 lol
I respect the ddlc music in background when reading simp's creepy comment.
That music brought back many bad memories
@@Mutalist I feel that man. Did you get the good ending?
Everytime I see her I cant stop imagining Dora the Explorer.
Same
Omg same
Taylor swift
XDDDDDDD
Can't unsee it now
It’s really disappointing that some people are actually like this. Jesus.
Being so starved for love will do that to a person.
reality is often disappointing
I bet half of them are 13 or younger.
34th Dictator of Mars Yu’ka’lu I know dude it’s just so pathetic
@@MegaOverclocked Let me catch my son being starved...wait, wrong channel.
I feel like im living in a fun house. The world is so absolutely absurd that im not even sure it's real anymore.
I have never related with a comment more in my life
I don’t understand this comment
Same here
NSA The point he’s trying to make is the world has gotten so stupid and unbearably non understandable that it’s as if we are living in one big giant joke because of how dumb everyone is..it’s like we reverted to being lower then cavemen in intellectual power and muscle power all at once the people are literally so retarded.
@@lilzurako5798 i thought it was cuz of the virus
Imagine having a pair of headphones that the battery life lasts literally a week
Neeko: if you simp you are a king
Gamers: No, I don't think so.
Holy Hamster 🐹
?
truly an epic gaming moment
I'm simping over a lesbian that has a tv over their head. Best life ever.
69 likes
@@myDickbiG ´˘`
It be like that tho
I commend you sir.
@@ItzW4t3R forgot to mention their a furry
"Tell your wife you love her"
Pyrocynical totally forgetting his fanbase is composed exclusively of nine year olds.
@JaTaJoV 1*
I'll have you know my birthday is close
I'm old for a Kriegsmen, I'm 14
😆
3:07
Pyrocynical: "An event that would deal double damage"
Also Pyrocynical: *shows an insta-kill medal*
Once again, "The Simpsons" Predict the future.
I don't think these simps are gonna have children honestly.
*No No.. There's a storyline to it.*
*A man and woman have children who are simps*
XD
Gausts Natural selection at its finest
E-Girl:"I have a significant other"
Simps:"SO YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH "
Please stop using these cringe ass reddit memes
@@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo it's not though it's just a normal meme used quite often in other platforms
*StOop* no fihtt BiG Pp nO FhIt iN ComEt
@@shiftyvnice smol pp
@@kazmakazii nOo BoG pP
Are all simps Like
"Ah look at me I am fat sweaty gamer man who only shower at christmas, thanksgiving and grandma's birthday"
What if Grandma isded?
Do i still shower?
@Jacob Johns wut..
@@themajesticspider-man6116 he is stinky since Australians doesn't celebrate thanksgiving and their grandma is dead. I'm not sure about christmas but probably not celebratin, so by this they would never shower.
@@bohemianprince7944 yes
@@Erri_17 Jews celebrate Hanukkah so that's that
Fun fact: Peter Griffin uses the phrase “simp” in season 1 episode 1 in 1999 in television show “Family Guy” so we know it existed before then.
Holy hell your right. Although simp in that case stands for simpleton.
I believe the modern day “simp” still is short for simpleton. Except the meaning has changed.
2:09 "Most people didn't look what was on her chest, but what was behind it."
such an underrated joke
ik it was smooth.
Her ribcage is behind her chest though.
"It was never about politics , it was about polytits"
@@skrath2087 damn, cr1t1kal quote right there
"I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend"
That was just an "investment" he said. Ok boomer
Ye he gained like 10k in ad revenue
Truuuuuuu
Pyro: makes jokes about simps
also Pyro: *pays an egirl thousands to play minecraft with her*
Don't lie, it would have been pretty cool to see that happen.
@@No_Sleepee Would it have been, though? Pretty sure Pokimane (the better option) would've collabed with him for free.
He probably made up for it with the extra views
It WaS a JoKe So ItS aLrIgHt
Also Pyro: *_fucking cancels Petscop 2_*
5:44 i love how pyro used the soundtrack from ddlc
I just noticed lol
Pyrocynical: simps are becoming an epidemic
Also Pyrocynical:
I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend
Male Gentilia
Pyrocynical: Simps are becoming an epidemic
*Poor choice of words my friend*
more like a EPICdemeic
Not gonna lie I'm pretty sure most of the comments where just people ironically simping. Probably 15 percent of those comments were serious.
90%*
Isaac Hansen you 100% simped and are trying to downplay it
doesnt matter if the percent is even .001, they'll still donate thousands lmfao
The 15% is what scares me
Silly child. You know not what the internet has to offer..
Pyrocynical: Be in a relationship with someone you adore *Shows picture of legoshi*
Me: i personally agree
Isabelle: *"Simping is ok"*
Me: I think you've got to much dip on your chip...
*I am genuinely a superior channel to pyro. Check me out. I made a video on that thick goth bitch from danny phantom*
@@Sean-hd8cg go away irrelevant
Starscream How about no
@@Sean-hd8cg stfu
@Starscream I love hate reporting. Thanks for giving me a purpose tonight, you lonely little leech. 😘
Simps:
"Coronavirus watch out."
*tips fedora*
"I'm the new pandemic."
"Sorry, but I've commandeered your position as Isabelle's GIRLFRIEND." The simps are turning into lesbians. We must join forces and stop this.
It's too late bro
"Who do you think is cutier. Dr. Klein, or dr. Borous?" ~Sneaking suit mk. II
"We dont need women; we just need to game"
The new MGTOW slogan.
_Men gaming their own way_
"They weren't looking at what's on her chest, but what's behind it"
Hell, I want some Mother 3 too
They'll need some tissues to and for the WRONG reasons.
Sorry if I replied twice. I couldn't see the original reply at first and thought I didn't send it.
@@resarfjomes1807 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ok. But Half-Life is just as good
2019: Hit or miss girl
2020: Ok Boomer girl
*2021: Corona surviver girl*
why did you remind me of hit or miss
Hahaha a funny meme relevant to the most recent news! Amazing and funny and also a bit halarious
Can I have the link to a suicide hotline please
Survivor is spelled with an o not an e
Bruh don't give them ideas...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT
8:36 Pyro simps for Legoshi confirmed
What a simp, I can’t believe he would simp for a wolf, oh my god this is so sad Alexa play Despacito
Who wouldn't?
@@sally_altfangirl true lmao
Approved.
Me over a year later thinking legoshi was a newer lego ninjago reference
Pyro: I hate simps
Also Pyrocynical: Donate 3000$ to Belle Delphine
*SIMP*
@No Commentary Gaming well that was before simping becoming a huge deal, he is a lesbian anyways
@No Commentary Gaming welp
That's joke inside on this channel
Lithi lol that’s me
Gay simp
Alot of guys that call other guys simps are actually simps
You wanna know how to get rid simps all togethor?
Petscop 2
bruh it's 2020 where the hell did you get the facts machine??
yep this checks out
Haha funny.
I laughed.
Indeed
Faxxx.
8:20 I don’t think the person that made the line graph, knows how they work?
Dylan Carroll nah you probably Just havent learned bout line graphs in school
looking at that graph was like taking several punches to the face. it took me a while to recover
They just flipped the axes by accident it's still funny lmao
The expected rises so fast it creates an asymptote
Lol yea at a couple chances of sex, the amount of money to be given is infinite
I have seen and heard many funny things in my lifetime, I have a godlike playlist with RUclips’s funniest videos, but hearing the sentence, ‘I would put burning cigarettes in my eyes just to lick a seat she sat in 6 years ago’ in Pyro’s mocking voice is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life 😂😂😂
How many times does a simp need to be disrespected for them to realize that women dont like them
They are desperate and because their ego is so big they can't handle the truth
When they realize the truth, they become Incels. Which is even worse.
@@giannisantoe8567 Isnt theyre ego too small; therefore they hope that they can get pussy (or at least some form of attention) by praising the girl and spending money?
Every dude will curve stop every simp until they understand
Nah simpin.. that's king shit...
2019: Fall of the Nice Guys
2020: Rise of the Simps
I've got news for you...
2030 is gonna be insane.
holysmokes44 Dawn of the Planet of the Simps.
@@kingcapital1266 Call of Simp: Modern Simpfare.
When the Nice Guys were ridiculed, it left a gap in the market. Supply and demand in action.
@@kingcapital1266 Simpanze
Me: I’m not simping
Also me: doesn’t skip ad for Pyrocynical
*pyrozella
A true hero
PYRO SIMP
Once Pyro said:
*we don't need women, we just need to game*
I'll take this words to my entire life
"Hopefully the simp epidemic is gone soon"
*Idubbbz laughing in the distance*
Holy shit is iDubbbz cancelled???
@@mischief8281yup check twitter
@@mischief8281 he's not cancelled, he's just Very Supportive 🙂
@@mischief8281 he's gone bruh
@@TheEndiPL I legit still don't see an issue. Granted I may not know everything. But from the things I can see, it's not that big a deal. I mean, did everybody on this planet forget that a lot, and I mean A LOT of Pornstars are married and some even have kids? Hellooooo? You're partner is literally going out there fucking other people for money, and the whole world to see, and that's not a problem? Kind of hypocritical man.
Squirrel
In
My
Pants
Now we know the real meaning to it
Know that the squirrel got a taste of the box, while those simps are dreaming
At least the squirrel knows how to get pussy
Yes Simp in my pants
Normal Videos Lmao my ass off
that video just got recommended
USA: *panic and mass hysteria over COVID-19*
Pyro: *SiMpS!!!*
AdamG1983 He lives in the UK
Theres no real mass hysteria.
Just a bunch of old fogies waking up at the crack of dawn to buy all the toilet roll all over the world.
You say that like thats only specific to the US
Plus who gives two shits
Ooshwa Saying we’re not panicking too, which just isn’t true
Wait, belle delphine isn’t the “hit or miss” girl? All my life I was living a lie
E-girl: uses Senzawa's song
Senzawa: Minding her own business
Simps: arguing over an E-girl. Copyright strikes e-girl
Senzawa: What
and now even Pyro was afraid to get copyright claimed
@@Morientoso and it's not even the creator of the song that's copyright striking ppl. Lmao
Senzawa did not deserve this
#justicefordrunkgoblin
@@rezabanierink4909 ara ara, justice-san
1:11 saints row UI with San Andreas sound effects.
Brilliant.
Memories
Why does Jeffrey Star look like an adult Millie Bobby Brown.
Millie is so annoying omg
Idk
• Lünar Ciłent •are you mad??
Uhm no
As a musician, fuck copyright laws.
I see pyro had become a beastar’s Stan
"Curries" lol
Starkus was that an insult or a typo?
beastars is a good show ngl
@@bepsucks not a furry, but totally agree
@@dylanminorhero same
6:04 are we gonna gloss over the fact that the dude's profile is named "robloxmemepage"
do you are have the stupid
Roblox memes never have been funny, they never will be.
@@karwan6385
get cancer weeb
@@abhishanksaran3759 peter griffin!!!
@@abhishanksaran3759 indeed
"In an event that would deal double damage"
*Shows a clip of someone picking up an instakill powerup from the black ops zombies franchise that makes all zombies have 1 health*
Yea I was like: wait a minute somethings not right here
*Something's wrong I can feel it!*
I just love New Vegas references in your videos and how common they are :3
Simps be like: Awooga Awooga *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out, tongue rolles out like carpet, heart pumps out of chest. "What a dame."
AN EXCRETION, A POWERFUL EXTRECTION.
At first I didn't think of them being cartoony and i thought they were dying
Ludwig
MY MY OH WHAT A LASS