top 10 epic gamer moments

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  5 лет назад +15834

    Had to change the outro music cause every video using it got claimed, trying to get new music but this'll have to do for now

    • @lanniekahn4243
      @lanniekahn4243 5 лет назад +693

      Ok daddy

    • @zombilandee
      @zombilandee 5 лет назад +521

      Good job.
      And fuck yt

    • @GarbanzoReal
      @GarbanzoReal 5 лет назад +66

      Oh ok

    • @nooa4623
      @nooa4623 5 лет назад +250

      Pyrocynical that’s fine. Keep doing what you are doing buddy.

    • @touch--
      @touch-- 5 лет назад +76

      I'm on holiday so I can't play destiny 2

  • @thesnjopirata1333
    @thesnjopirata1333 5 лет назад +8319

    A real gamer moment is when your piss bottle overflows and spills onto your Razer keyboard.

    • @mrghostfedora2465
      @mrghostfedora2465 5 лет назад +341

      Jarate

    • @johndungan358
      @johndungan358 5 лет назад +275

      You're not a gamer unless you have a pissjug

    • @byonixen
      @byonixen 5 лет назад +275

      when your poop sock is full and the poop spills out because it turned into
      diarrhea

    • @ranzy_collapse2059
      @ranzy_collapse2059 5 лет назад +222

      Mine never over flows the piss keeps me hydrated

    • @JD-wv1yi
      @JD-wv1yi 5 лет назад +109

      piss bottle and poop sock are so relatable gaymer moments

  • @officialgaylord5578
    @officialgaylord5578 5 лет назад +1345

    Top 10 epic gamer moments:
    #1 Pyro’s dad breaks out of prison

  • @basic_youtube_channel9493
    @basic_youtube_channel9493 3 года назад +874

    I literally cannot say the word "gamer" unironically anymore.

    • @wuz9plus10
      @wuz9plus10 3 года назад +25

      No One can

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +48

      @@wuz9plus10 except for redditors, but even then, whenever they say 'gamer' unironically, their soul probably dies a little bit more

    • @BancorV
      @BancorV 3 года назад +11

      if you call yourself a gamer your not a gamer

    • @ammarslhim7934
      @ammarslhim7934 3 года назад

      Aye

    • @afii
      @afii 3 года назад +2

      @@jockeyfield1954 an honorable mention,a roblox player
      I swear,i once met somebody in-game unironically say "gamer never die,they respawn" on some front page game

  • @ixalaz4536
    @ixalaz4536 5 лет назад +557

    If you constantly fall asleep on your gaming chair and have memory issues, then maybe you shouldn't stay up all night gaming

    • @Meltryllis_AE
      @Meltryllis_AE 5 лет назад +46

      nah we just need a new memory card

    • @TheNanacool
      @TheNanacool 5 лет назад +17

      @Juan Cortez Muro go play minecraft like a real man

    • @harrym1862
      @harrym1862 5 лет назад +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro fortnite gay af🤣

    • @dragonfruit8615
      @dragonfruit8615 5 лет назад

      @@harrym1862 haha gay funny insult

    • @masondoblanko8283
      @masondoblanko8283 5 лет назад +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro shut up you used bagel

  • @distortion3451
    @distortion3451 4 года назад +1003

    Dog: happy to see pyro
    Pyro: shut up

  • @melynxdrome4154
    @melynxdrome4154 5 лет назад +354

    At the start where he says "Are you gamers?"
    The auto-captions say "Are you gay"
    This is a perfect example of gamer oppression

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 5 лет назад +3

      Melynx Drome was going to say that XD

    • @cary5668
      @cary5668 5 лет назад +2

      Wait wtf, never knew that

    • @sandwichthxt
      @sandwichthxt 5 лет назад +4

      Gaymers

    • @JD-wv1yi
      @JD-wv1yi 5 лет назад +4

      are you gaymers? that relatable gamer moment where you punch the cop and go to jail

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive 5 лет назад +2

      It's *Gay-mers*

  • @stupidcringeykid2412
    @stupidcringeykid2412 4 года назад +2760

    That epic gamer moment when ur dad takes your Xbox so u take his wife

    • @sleeping5367
      @sleeping5367 3 года назад +40

      funi

    • @legalwaffles612
      @legalwaffles612 3 года назад +105

      So you take his life

    • @obama2diefortsetzung702
      @obama2diefortsetzung702 3 года назад +48

      @@legalwaffles612 what the fuck

    • @lowkeyimabot9169
      @lowkeyimabot9169 3 года назад +10

      If you took his wife that mean you took your mom

    • @tomhankle
      @tomhankle 3 года назад +98

      @@lowkeyimabot9169 WHat!????!!?! REALLy???????????😚😊😍🤨🥰😒🙂😔😔🤣😨🥺🤯☹️😱😥🤥🤬😶😢😐🙁

  • @jadefirekraken1363
    @jadefirekraken1363 5 лет назад +1114

    At 15:20 the subtitles are morse code for the "so guys we did it" meme.

    • @fbiwhitwell8628
      @fbiwhitwell8628 4 года назад +18

      Nice

    • @sirakkiin
      @sirakkiin 4 года назад +17

      Dude, that's really cool you know more code off the bat. Wish I could do that.

    • @gabrieldiaz5274
      @gabrieldiaz5274 4 года назад +5

      Fbi Whitwell was that a jojo reference

    • @toenailclippings
      @toenailclippings 4 года назад

      Niiiiiice

    • @vivish4511
      @vivish4511 4 года назад

      Bruv you know Morse code?

  • @BreakCoreBird12
    @BreakCoreBird12 5 лет назад +1684

    Strange... I thought pyro was going to upload a video about raiding area 51

  • @stable_hands
    @stable_hands 5 лет назад +470

    Pyro is a rich boi. His chair costs 1.5k but he doesn't sit in it

    • @anonanonson5996
      @anonanonson5996 5 лет назад +8

      Yet, he still doesn't have a car

    • @stable_hands
      @stable_hands 5 лет назад +3

      @@anonanonson5996 that's because he's a dumdum who doesn't know what items to prioritise. As if he enjoys using a bus

    • @melchiortod29
      @melchiortod29 5 лет назад +2

      @@anonanonson5996 he's helping keeping CO2 down. If everyone stopped driving we'd probably reverse climat change

    • @As567na
      @As567na 5 лет назад +3

      He doesn't have legs

    • @anonanonson5996
      @anonanonson5996 5 лет назад

      @@melchiortod29 He can buy a hybrid.

  • @needlikeamillionbands
    @needlikeamillionbands 4 года назад +126

    6:14 yeah i hate it when i fall asleep and my character is still moving

  • @zparty4543
    @zparty4543 5 лет назад +461

    The #1 gamer moment is when pryocynical crossdressed as samus

    • @bito2041
      @bito2041 5 лет назад +6

      Imma need a link to that....for research purposes.

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM 5 лет назад +13

      Those pictures made me do unholy things

    • @deth1634
      @deth1634 5 лет назад +1

      @@CarlM they're not unholy they're just unstraight especially with that shadman picture

    • @RiiftzYT
      @RiiftzYT 5 лет назад +1

      @@CarlM I have sinned, father.

    • @Duckman2319
      @Duckman2319 5 лет назад +16

      He has time to be a trap but not make petscop 2

  • @Mirda85Mirda85
    @Mirda85Mirda85 5 лет назад +1659

    Press F to pay respect to Whitewoods... RIP The best outro on youtube...

    • @legamaxx2752
      @legamaxx2752 5 лет назад

      What?? Did they die?

    • @altonex9856
      @altonex9856 5 лет назад +11

      F

    • @fearfoxcpu
      @fearfoxcpu 5 лет назад +1

      @cara hey buddy can I tell you a secret watch Thicc Souls III again its still has it

    • @bigguy6570
      @bigguy6570 5 лет назад +3

      F

    • @Mirda85Mirda85
      @Mirda85Mirda85 5 лет назад +3

      @@legamaxx2752 Copyright from Sony.

  • @Unlimi-PT
    @Unlimi-PT 5 лет назад +190

    Imagine being a gamer and unironically talking to anyone else besides your body pillow, and you tell me texting for an hour is relatable?

    • @kaijū317
      @kaijū317 5 лет назад +7

      >not texting with your body pillow

  • @Kemuja
    @Kemuja 3 года назад +170

    "You need to microwave pizza."
    *Laughs in cold pizza*

  • @draven4897
    @draven4897 5 лет назад +320

    Dog: please father I need food
    Pyrocynical: shut up

    • @jayked1444
      @jayked1444 5 лет назад +2

      Lol they made Walter into a real thing.

    • @gliple
      @gliple 5 лет назад

      @Juan Cortez Muro stop spamming

    • @Victor-Baxter
      @Victor-Baxter 5 лет назад +1

      Juan Cortez Muro what is your purpose? What cruel god put you onto the earth?

    • @CommanderVideo-OG
      @CommanderVideo-OG 2 месяца назад

      yes lol!

  • @user-quasar2907
    @user-quasar2907 4 года назад +1537

    Normal people talking to their dog: who's a good boy?
    Pyro talking to his dog: shut up.

  • @cabbageboi1448
    @cabbageboi1448 5 лет назад +752

    1 epic gamer moment would be if pyro made petscop 2

    • @thezombieboxhub6728
      @thezombieboxhub6728 5 лет назад +8

      Joe 361 just commented about petscop realized I got a homie

    • @SparkPlug0777
      @SparkPlug0777 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah it's been a year.

    • @Beeeese
      @Beeeese 5 лет назад

      Felt like a decade

    • @LeBeauYT
      @LeBeauYT 5 лет назад

      It would truly be epic.

    • @blahblahgdp
      @blahblahgdp 5 лет назад

      He's fuckin blue balled us

  • @tattieverb265
    @tattieverb265 4 года назад +194

    “Don’t degrade the noob”
    2B2T:

    • @myvirtualpersona7975
      @myvirtualpersona7975 4 года назад +6

      im in the queue rn

    • @skinnypeed
      @skinnypeed 4 года назад +2

      @@myvirtualpersona7975 welcome to the club

    • @arizz620
      @arizz620 4 года назад +13

      Isn’t that the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft?

    • @tattieverb265
      @tattieverb265 4 года назад +3

      @@arizz620 yes it is *the oldest anarchy server in minecraft*

    • @myvirtualpersona7975
      @myvirtualpersona7975 4 года назад +2

      I’m still in queue

  • @version7568
    @version7568 5 лет назад +586

    HOLY SHIT. I thought he died from the gamer girl bathwater..

  • @myrul233
    @myrul233 5 лет назад +287

    1886: In the future, there will be Petscop 2
    2019: EpiC gAmEr MomeNts

    • @justaspectator9762
      @justaspectator9762 5 лет назад +12

      If petscop 2 was so good why don't we have petscop 2 2

    • @myrul233
      @myrul233 5 лет назад +8

      @@justaspectator9762 Big Brain Moment

    • @ludicrouslybigbounty5344
      @ludicrouslybigbounty5344 5 лет назад +4

      @Juan Cortez Muro as funny as petscop 2 not being released

  • @lucabarrett2
    @lucabarrett2 5 лет назад +457

    Chronic back pain at 23 is the ultimate gamer moment

  • @yuyuqk
    @yuyuqk 3 года назад +106

    Watching Pyro in bed at 4AM in the morning while my parents are beside me is truly an epic cringe gamer big chungus reddit moment

  • @TheKingOfSucc
    @TheKingOfSucc 5 лет назад +304

    hello this is bird from gameranx and today we'll be talking about the top ten gamer cosplays
    number one: pyrocynical as samus

  • @PrinceArtorias
    @PrinceArtorias 5 лет назад +701

    I just noticed Pyrocynical doesn't sound like a 40 yr old man anymore 😂

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 лет назад +2

      Thats epic

    • @wilihey1425
      @wilihey1425 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT BREATH OMGOMG !!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Pope_Frankie
      @Pope_Frankie 5 лет назад +1

      He made a Jojo meme and rdr2 meme
      Happiness noise

    • @SethCrowderMusic
      @SethCrowderMusic 5 лет назад +1

      So guys he did it

    • @Pulkka_W
      @Pulkka_W 5 лет назад

      Do true dud

  • @lilchungustm6444
    @lilchungustm6444 5 лет назад +295

    You ever just forget to feed your pet and they end up dying and completely rotting in your restroom, now that’s an epic gamer moment.

    • @camdos3326
      @camdos3326 5 лет назад +13

      Relatable but with my wife instead

    • @canaan466
      @canaan466 5 лет назад +3

      Lil’ ChungusTM so relatable

    • @mimsycookiiess
      @mimsycookiiess 5 лет назад +3

      Cammy Aldridge you wife can’t feed herself?? 🤔 that’s epic right there

  • @Itsprincesweets
    @Itsprincesweets 4 года назад +485

    Water
    American: Wah-der
    British: Wo-uh
    Scottish: Wah-ah
    Australian: Wo-ah
    Oirish:
    *w a r*

  • @AychSkwaird
    @AychSkwaird 5 лет назад +1603

    Bruh we need to see Pyro’s dog more.

  • @bleechy7853
    @bleechy7853 5 лет назад +3764

    “Are you gamers”
    Subtitles
    “Are you gay”
    Clear evidence that we’re oppressed as gamers

    • @AugustusEmperator
      @AugustusEmperator 5 лет назад +69

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAYMAERS

    • @Moe.mp3
      @Moe.mp3 5 лет назад +28

      Damn GAYMERS

    • @cronkinthehouse
      @cronkinthehouse 5 лет назад +18

      🤣🤚😩
      I’m 14 and this isn’t that good of a replay

    • @admiralgremlin6767
      @admiralgremlin6767 5 лет назад +8

      Can we get an f in chat for the most oppressed society

    • @Chottoludrey
      @Chottoludrey 5 лет назад +7

      I'm gay and I'm a gamer what about that

  • @pragmaticCyclone
    @pragmaticCyclone 5 лет назад +162

    “And there is nothing you want to eat!”
    *shows a picture of a empty fridge*

  • @arirng2137
    @arirng2137 4 года назад +818

    Actually, I memorised all the creaks, learned how to open any door without a sound, had a battery dealer down the street that would bring me 2A batteries, had a minifridge in my room. Now im in the CIA.
    Edit: checked my gmail and just realised that this blew up. So if you are seeing this pyro, STOP WITH THE BREAKING BAD REFERENCES.

  • @abnwil3873
    @abnwil3873 5 лет назад +232

    Honestly dont really know why pyro chose to make a video on Gameranx of all things Gameranx

    • @ZUCIOUS
      @ZUCIOUS 5 лет назад +31

      @@user-uf4ig6xp5q well said, I honestly starting to think that pyro is getting desperate for video ideas same go for a lot of other content makers.

    • @theresarawlingsbewick5633
      @theresarawlingsbewick5633 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-uf4ig6xp5q bruh pewdiepie is doing what he wants to do lol

    • @abnwil3873
      @abnwil3873 5 лет назад +2

      But of all things why gameranx they didnt do anything to deserve hatr

    • @abnwil3873
      @abnwil3873 5 лет назад +1

      @@egotisticalegg5282 honestly its not that bad its passable but not good either

  • @WoodyHamilton
    @WoodyHamilton 5 лет назад +506

    pyro has a house? i thought he lived and recorded videos on soundstage

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 5 лет назад +272

    I love how in closed captions, when he said gamers, it comes as
    Gangrene.

  • @matthewdiianni6896
    @matthewdiianni6896 4 года назад +61

    7:45 "did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"

  • @fwuan
    @fwuan 5 лет назад +1618

    Top ten things that pyro doesn’t have:
    1. A car
    2. Petscoop 2
    3. Original content
    4. A life
    5. Car sex 2
    6. The rest of the list.

  • @KAIZENTECHNOLOGIES
    @KAIZENTECHNOLOGIES 5 лет назад +487

    *The old outro was GOD tier, with it gone, it's the end of era* 😔😔

    • @jureembleme9481
      @jureembleme9481 5 лет назад +10

      I’m pretty sure it’s not, he still has that reference to the music in the description so I’m sure the ehpicness will come back

    • @rasta-rr8eu
      @rasta-rr8eu 5 лет назад +1

      😢Game end

    • @vivianistheworst3212
      @vivianistheworst3212 5 лет назад +1

      Don't worry, we have Gangplank Galleon

    • @nathannguyen-yv8te
      @nathannguyen-yv8te 5 лет назад +8

      as addressed in his recent instagram post, all his videos ever made has been claimed because of the outro music. Our boi pyro will talk about this situation soon

    • @lainism6965
      @lainism6965 5 лет назад +1

      I cried gamers

  • @nbenec1980
    @nbenec1980 5 лет назад +221

    Person dies to swatting
    -Gameranks: but what about the trolls

  • @WLxMusic
    @WLxMusic 4 года назад +60

    As much as I love you pyro, their before you buy series is genuinely extremely helpful. Saves a lot of people from buying broken at launch games.

    • @RayNagodavithana
      @RayNagodavithana 2 года назад +2

      That's not the majority of their content tho, they are still probably mediocre

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 2 года назад +1

      one remotely half decent possibly watchable series? no fucking way

  • @Juanjose-tm4qp
    @Juanjose-tm4qp 5 лет назад +205

    When you puncture your parents car wheels with a knife because they doesn't let you play more Fortnite.
    Epic Gamer Moment.

  • @Jasetyy
    @Jasetyy 5 лет назад +100

    The fact that I memorized which floorboards and stairs creak shows I'm an epic gamer.

  • @draxzers
    @draxzers 5 лет назад +219

    Awh, yes. An epic relatable gamer moment: when you go for a pee but your piss smells, and you can't flush the toilet because you might wake everyone up, so you drink it
    Very epic gamer moment.

    • @epichype7764
      @epichype7764 5 лет назад +1

      SAME

    • @jesseculp9452
      @jesseculp9452 5 лет назад +2

      Yes very relatable, but does not work always because drinking your pee may cause you to pee again, and 2 pees may wake your parents up sooo...

    • @VOLTZ123
      @VOLTZ123 5 лет назад

      RIP LOL hey I uploaded a vid if u have some spare time wanna check it out ?😆😁

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 года назад

      Yeah, very epik relatable gamer moment

    • @_Caz
      @_Caz 3 года назад

      Nah, my pc's downstairs and my bathroom's downstairs too. My mom doesn't even complain when I flush the toilet

  • @DarkKosmic
    @DarkKosmic 3 года назад +22

    “Nøkk best wife btw”
    Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @dreadfullyd1701
    @dreadfullyd1701 5 лет назад +547

    Pyro before Area 51: Same outro song
    Pyro after Area 51: Some random song. Probably Alien

    • @enzo-yw9ph
      @enzo-yw9ph 5 лет назад +1

      Meu Deus. Outro tuga aqui. Épico

    • @thestopmotion
      @thestopmotion 5 лет назад +3

      It’s called Gangplank Galleon, also he didn’t change the description.

    • @SleepyNPC1748
      @SleepyNPC1748 5 лет назад

      Calling the theme song of the thickest crocodile ever "random", heresy I see.

    • @mizuro13
      @mizuro13 5 лет назад

      Pyro after area 51: Can stop time

    • @dreadfullyd1701
      @dreadfullyd1701 5 лет назад

      Bill Cosby's Left Nut Wow a Portuguese feller that watches Pyro?? Maybe there’s hope for our country after all... E P I C

  • @samuelmansfield7902
    @samuelmansfield7902 5 лет назад +134

    So lowkey when i was 12 i had memorised witch floorboards were creeky so i guess i should be secret service now

    • @viperukyt5698
      @viperukyt5698 5 лет назад +1

      Another relatable moment is the one where he searched for a “le comic meme” because I said “Are you a cheese?” to a girl yesterday
      She went along with it lol

    • @aes_lake
      @aes_lake 5 лет назад +1

      I don't think it's that uncommon, I used to as well.

    • @michael-bw3mj
      @michael-bw3mj 5 лет назад

      Me too lmao

    • @ame7896
      @ame7896 5 лет назад

      Same bro I'm the CEO of the CIA I'll send you an invite you can be squad leader

  • @nbtwall7287
    @nbtwall7287 5 лет назад +200

    >asks america to stop have british people be villains
    >plugs merch afterwards like a villain

  • @jsp6855
    @jsp6855 4 года назад +96

    I literally almost clicked off, thinking I accidentally clicked a Gameranks video.
    Wow, I have a 9 year old brain.

    • @hellograndguy
      @hellograndguy 3 года назад +5

      You almost lost your certified Chad member card

  • @chickenpanda4062
    @chickenpanda4062 5 лет назад +2592

    I miss the good old days when Pyro was accused of being in a relationship with a fourteen year old french girlm

    • @justinr.9171
      @justinr.9171 5 лет назад +220

      Honestly,I totally forgot about that.

    • @DirtyRottenTaylor
      @DirtyRottenTaylor 5 лет назад +59

      Can I drink your bath water?

    • @justinr.9171
      @justinr.9171 5 лет назад +48

      @@DirtyRottenTaylor you can drink mine ;)

    • @tacticaldorito7981
      @tacticaldorito7981 5 лет назад +145

      yeah and like absolutely every single person on youtube were making l20 minute long rant videos on keemstar for saying a nono-word

    • @onecrispyfrie1932
      @onecrispyfrie1932 5 лет назад +17

      Nice ninjago profile pic

  • @lenzcone
    @lenzcone 5 лет назад +389

    The *epic gamer moment* when you get banned by the bullyhunters

  • @Golden_Gunner
    @Golden_Gunner 5 лет назад +534

    When you false-report your Roblox girlfriend because she turned out to be in a morgz pause challenge

    • @gameglitch3877
      @gameglitch3877 5 лет назад +20

      Plot twist: she is morgz

    • @penguinatee210
      @penguinatee210 5 лет назад +7

      Simon Ish Double Plot Twist: She’s Morgz’s Dad

    • @hyperz2146
      @hyperz2146 5 лет назад +3

      Quadruple plot twist: she is bald martin

    • @sneagle5818
      @sneagle5818 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah this is relatable

    • @clairmorris4221
      @clairmorris4221 5 лет назад +3

      @@penguinatee210 *Bald Martin*

  • @thisdoesnotexist5246
    @thisdoesnotexist5246 3 года назад +32

    Me, who has a mutable microwave: “I’m four parallel universes ahead of you”

  • @TillPeaceSarah
    @TillPeaceSarah 5 лет назад +327

    That epic gamer moment when you've been waiting for more than a year for pyro to make petscope 2 but it never actually happened.

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 5 лет назад +4

      Tell me about it I'm losing hope in all honesty

    • @osmigs-ki8dl
      @osmigs-ki8dl 5 лет назад

      LJ Andrews bruh

    • @brandolf6753
      @brandolf6753 5 лет назад

      80 million people havent subscribed yet. Were so CLOSE

    • @Doctor-Infinite
      @Doctor-Infinite 5 лет назад

      You have a picture of Billie Eilish...Mad respect.

    • @cooperm2519
      @cooperm2519 5 лет назад

      Juan Cortez Muro nope it hella unfunny, didn’t laugh.

  • @devzy793
    @devzy793 5 лет назад +230

    Thanks to Pyro, I now unironically say "game end"

    • @Jamesc_music
      @Jamesc_music 5 лет назад +8

      EVERYONE now says game end unironically thanks to Pyro

    • @crock7419
      @crock7419 5 лет назад +1

      Game end me

    • @Jamesc_music
      @Jamesc_music 5 лет назад

      @@crock7419 not if I game end me first

    • @crock7419
      @crock7419 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jamesc_music damn

    • @devzy793
      @devzy793 5 лет назад +1

      Ooh 69 likes

  • @sticco4342
    @sticco4342 5 лет назад +76

    Top 10 epic gamer moments:
    #1 Sven survives creeper explosion.

  • @C1_Droid
    @C1_Droid 4 года назад +2

    I check the fridge every 10 minutes, but with disappointment

    • @_q_4676
      @_q_4676 4 года назад +3

      Do you know the definition of insanity

  • @AverageGuy074
    @AverageGuy074 5 лет назад +706

    That gamer moment when your mum enters during a sex scene in a game
    So guys we did it we reached 700 likes and still growing the fact that we reached this number in such a short time is just phenomenal

  • @SlimeBarfo
    @SlimeBarfo 5 лет назад +451

    As a gamer i can confirm this is * whip * CRINGE

    • @souldog6
      @souldog6 5 лет назад +8

      Dio with pink hair is sexy, i cherish your profile pic.

    • @cuminmyass6358
      @cuminmyass6358 5 лет назад +1

      I*

    • @cuminmyass6358
      @cuminmyass6358 5 лет назад +1

      @@souldog6 I*

    • @theAEcharacter
      @theAEcharacter 5 лет назад +2

      this video was so gamer epic guys lol *cringe*

    • @souldog6
      @souldog6 5 лет назад +2

      @@cuminmyass6358 thanks for the unecessary correction

  • @am1tyville
    @am1tyville 5 лет назад +144

    *that relatable epic gamer moment when you genuinely watched the video.*

    • @Vaygon
      @Vaygon 5 лет назад +3

      E P I C

    • @hyper5557
      @hyper5557 5 лет назад +2

      Number 10: forgetting autoplay is on and accidentally watching lots of gameranx videos while you're distracted by a game.
      Now that's epic

  • @jahfrenelkins2978
    @jahfrenelkins2978 4 года назад +6

    7:50
    "Have I ever told you the definition of insanity"

    • @schqrr
      @schqrr 3 месяца назад

      Lol

  • @TheAdrianMonster
    @TheAdrianMonster 5 лет назад +149

    dude I memorized the creeks in my floor so my parents don't wake up, it's just part of Gamer life

  • @harlowdogdraws3373
    @harlowdogdraws3373 4 года назад +890

    Pyro obviously was not abused as a child and didn't memorize the creaky floorboards

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 5 лет назад +133

    yeah i'm a gamer, i play PC, played PS, have played XBOX at families house, played nintendo (3)DS, play mobile games while watching yt, i play with my meat every night, yeah, im a pro gamer

    • @owendrungle
      @owendrungle 5 лет назад +5

      Phew, wouldn't have bought it had it not been for your last reason

    • @capncrispypoo
      @capncrispypoo 5 лет назад

      Saaaaame

  • @atarairit9987
    @atarairit9987 4 года назад +1

    8:04 honestly like everyone checks if the fridge suddenly spawns in food like 10 minutes after looking

  • @gamezinc1014
    @gamezinc1014 4 года назад +362

    Pyro: “finds batteries”
    Me: so guys we did it

    • @p0rtugal553
      @p0rtugal553 4 года назад +10

      We got some batteries.
      I never thought we could do it, thank you all

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +6

      we reached a quarter of a million batteries

  • @Desmond2535
    @Desmond2535 5 лет назад +444

    *pyro bullys his dog*
    *john wick wants to know your location*

  • @anijeepa
    @anijeepa 5 лет назад +139

    HE MADE A LUMBAGO JOKE IN JULY 2019!We Did It Gamers

  • @thelordtachanka9823
    @thelordtachanka9823 4 года назад +7

    "Oh I sounded British there" *says the British man*

  • @guyinaroom7771
    @guyinaroom7771 5 лет назад +116

    "I also eat food, that's relatable"

  • @Jacob-jo9ep
    @Jacob-jo9ep 5 лет назад +169

    "Ive never seen a fake report working like ever"
    -flashback to Ninja being a baby and reporting for stream sniping

    • @kanyewest8456
      @kanyewest8456 5 лет назад +1

      Jacob Da School Shooter That didn’t work

    • @ruipllima
      @ruipllima 5 лет назад +1

      False reporting is very real in WoW and actually works when entire guilds report one player to fuck up a whole raid/events

    • @mlgdolphinlord4253
      @mlgdolphinlord4253 5 лет назад

      That’s pretty cringe bro

  • @noi-noir
    @noi-noir 5 лет назад +579

    Thank you pyrocynical for being neutral on the slazo drama
    *Respect*

    • @sanchobanana3507
      @sanchobanana3507 5 лет назад +59

      He should cover it tho, it seems like he is the only trustworthy news source left for that one.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад +55

      @@sanchobanana3507 UNCULTURED SWINE
      _pew news_

    • @noi-noir
      @noi-noir 5 лет назад +15

      @@sanchobanana3507 HEY THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY NEWS SOURCE IS POOW NEWS

    • @ltzeu8510
      @ltzeu8510 5 лет назад +8

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Pretty cool Goku pp, you got a sauce?

    • @abrarhossain2682
      @abrarhossain2682 5 лет назад +13

      Pyro's Twitter account is suspended

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 года назад +26

    Turn off the monitor and dive at the bed? The hell? Does he even realise how much noise diving into your bed can make? There’s so many more steps.
    Initial sound response - Turning off monitor and freezing completely as to not make noise.
    Verification - Making sure what you heard was actually a guardian figure.
    Response - Depending on the results from step 2 you should;
    A. Sneak towards your bed.
    B.Turn on the monitor but lower your sound as you feel you may be on thin ice.
    Possible obstructions;
    •Cars driving past, drowning out the sound of possible threats to your midnight game session.
    •Pc light + sound, some PCs are loud and just turning off the monitor will not help even if you turn off the tower lights.
    •Rationality, this could lead to you getting caught due to misjudgment of where the sound originated, the thought process of ‘that probably wasn’t them coming closer’.

    • @aslychair3096
      @aslychair3096 3 года назад +2

      Fuck you for bringing back bad memories.

  • @homicidaltoast
    @homicidaltoast 4 года назад +116

    Getting admin grabbed in Gmod is way too relatable, I was an absolute minge when I was 13

  • @airfelix2635
    @airfelix2635 5 лет назад +423

    Almost the rest of the commentary community: ImAllen, Hyojin and Chey are cancelled.
    Pyro: *top 10 epic gamer moments*

    • @littlefakebites5515
      @littlefakebites5515 5 лет назад +37

      Pyro is the best thats why.

    • @gba1525
      @gba1525 5 лет назад +1

      It's imalexx

    • @phanterratic
      @phanterratic 5 лет назад +21

      @@gba1525 r/wooooosh

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 5 лет назад +5

      @@littlefakebites5515 when all other channels have been wiped out pyro and dsp will stand atop the rubble

    • @m2aynaRD
      @m2aynaRD 5 лет назад +1

      @@He-who-wakes and dloand won't be in this but he is the only one who said sorry

  • @ecksdii
    @ecksdii 5 лет назад +394

    i stopped listening to gameranx when they said garfield kart was bad. unepic moment :(((((((

    • @nwg02
      @nwg02 5 лет назад

      So antiepic opposite of xd

    • @everygrillindude5317
      @everygrillindude5317 5 лет назад +3

      Something that really rattles me crackers is when normy's like you underappreciate the complex themes portrayed by Wallace no Gromit no bouken. People seem to disregard it as bring simply for a prepubescent audience devoid of any deeper meaning or messages. But I doubt you plebian could understand the genius of it. This is a god tier anime rivalling eben Open Season Season 3, in which Boog undergoes more development than any other character this side of the bobinogs. I doubt your casual mind Could understand, so allow me to explain. The character dynamic between Wallace and Gromit is truly a sight to behold, and it deconstructs the trope of relationships being merely human on human. This is incredibly progressive and brave of the mangaka, Hayao Miyazaki. This usually wouldn't work as a dog could not understand a human, however through Miyazaki sama's incredible animation skills, he is able to portray all of Gromits emotions to a startling degree. This relationship nods to one of Miyazaki sama's core themes of the narrative, that being the relationship between humanity and nature, and how even though global warming may be destroying the earth, there is yet still hope. This is a hopeful message, which is contrasted in the short "a grand day out" in which Wallace creates a rocket, expending many natural resources, which shows the darker side of humanity and is a warning for the future. Also, Wallace's characterization is truly breathtaking. On the surface, he may seem Rather shallow. An eccentric man with a love of cheese, but beneath that, is a truly broken man. He has been broken down by the weight of addiction to his cheese which hinders every aspect of his life, which Miyazaki has drawn from his own personal life with his unhealthy addiction to loli hentai which has haunted him through the years. This idea is explored more in the live action, "Curse of the Were Rabbit", where Wallace's obsession with vegetables (symbolic of the last supper from judeo-Christian tradition) is only cured with the help of his best friend Gromit which further cements their relationship ( possibly romantic, which, as a beastialist myself, makes me respect the author even more so). The author also tackles mental health in the Christmas special in which a serial killer is trying to kill our main protagonists by setting up a bakery. It is clear that this woman is in great pain and this makes us sympathetic to her, which links to the author's own autism. Miyazaki Also makes a commentary on obesity, as the woman's character design is morbidly obese, and in one shot near the end of the film, her face distorts into that of a pig. Now, pigs are characteristically gluttonous by nature, which shows her in a negative light. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins, further cementing the heavy Christian symbolism and philosophy woven into Miyazaki's work. Miyazaki also displays his philosophy on judgement of character with perhaps his most iconic character, Shaun the sheep. Sheep are often unfairly categorized as stupid, and for Shaun's intellect to transcend even Wallace sama's shows his belief in "never judge a book by its cover". Now, I have spoken long enough. You must now have a good idea of the genius of Wallace and Gromit, the most underrated masterpiece of written times. Hayao Miyazaki will surely go down in history as being the greatest writer this world has ever known, and his magnum opus Wallace and Gromit clearly portrays this. DONT LISTEN TO THE NORMY CRITICS, SHEEPLE!

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 лет назад

      Epic

    • @Memo_The_Llama
      @Memo_The_Llama 5 лет назад

      @@everygrillindude5317 why did you write a book to make your point?

    • @everygrillindude5317
      @everygrillindude5317 5 лет назад

      MemoTheLlama :3 cus u gay

  • @foof5695
    @foof5695 3 года назад +3

    9:27 the most adorable thing this guy's ever done

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 4 года назад +2401

    Pyro's got a nice house for someone who lives in England.

    • @oldmanyeshomo8133
      @oldmanyeshomo8133 4 года назад +63

      I had a nice three floor house when I lived in England >:(

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +123

      @@oldmanyeshomo8133 Whoa nice. I'm not used to that. Granted I've mostly lived in London, so I can't expect much.

    • @orangegiraffe2503
      @orangegiraffe2503 4 года назад +34

      I just tried to comment the Smething Birmingham meme with like Danny G or whatever he is called and RUclips's community guidelines counted that as bullying, this shit has gone too far

    • @emma-ul5wf
      @emma-ul5wf 4 года назад +23

      houses in England do be shit

    • @enclavesoldier1778
      @enclavesoldier1778 4 года назад +90

      @@emma-ul5wf Imagine living in a house. That's a gamer moment

  • @therodyman700
    @therodyman700 4 года назад +98

    8:00 i actually do this... though the second time around i come back with lower standards and just end up eating cheese or a tomato or some shit like that

  • @alannarose5873
    @alannarose5873 5 лет назад +182

    You can’t sleep in your chair because it’s not a $399 pewdiepie chair

  • @kuzureta7441
    @kuzureta7441 4 года назад +16

    I love how Pyrocynical is making fun of his main age demographic.

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680 5 лет назад +290

    "Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk"
    *X* to doubt

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 5 лет назад +2

      I know I'm gonna end up on
      r/woosh but...
      *I don't get it :(*

    • @chemica7vortex921
      @chemica7vortex921 5 лет назад

      LemieuxWolf YT it was his old intro music and outro

    • @weedsnakk7732
      @weedsnakk7732 5 лет назад +2

      LemieuxWolf YT you wont end up on r/wooosh & things like that since you clarified you don’t get it, & you didn’t compare real life facts & stuff

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 5 лет назад

      @@chemica7vortex921 oh thanks :D

    • @chemica7vortex921
      @chemica7vortex921 5 лет назад

      LemieuxWolf YT woosh

  • @randomspazz42
    @randomspazz42 5 лет назад +453

    Actually Pyro, I un-ironically open my refrigerator dozens of times in a desperate attempt to find sustenance.
    #EpicGamerMomements

    • @mediawez
      @mediawez 5 лет назад +24

      Yes, this one I can relate to actually. You have to lower your standards every time you check the fridge, that's why you have to do it multiple times until something seems edible

    • @dizzyx7
      @dizzyx7 5 лет назад +5

      Eventually you may just cave and actually cook as you’re slowly dying from the hours you spent rejecting potential meals out of sheer laziness... it does happen..

    • @randomspazz42
      @randomspazz42 5 лет назад

      @@dizzyx7 Why is that actually me

    • @abdullahibrahim2606
      @abdullahibrahim2606 5 лет назад

      @@mediawez woah woah stop right there thats too much of truth

    • @ethanpaul878
      @ethanpaul878 5 лет назад

      of course i know him its me

  • @heaventoms8759
    @heaventoms8759 5 лет назад +69

    Pyro's dogs:
    Pyro: *Shut up.*

  • @phill1420
    @phill1420 3 года назад +3

    It feels good to watch pyro again man. I forgot how much these vids make me laugh.

  • @lordtrashbag
    @lordtrashbag 5 лет назад +176

    Us Americans know that pyro is the epitome of British villains.

    • @gph8364
      @gph8364 5 лет назад +2

      I'm gonna say the n-word

    • @davidsample5094
      @davidsample5094 5 лет назад

      @@gph8364 NOOOOOOOO

    • @KolchaksGhost
      @KolchaksGhost 5 лет назад

      cracked YOU CAN’T SAY THE N-WORD THAT’S RACIST

    • @Hexra_
      @Hexra_ 5 лет назад

      we the people

    • @kaidickelman1310
      @kaidickelman1310 5 лет назад

      MRs Obama I've Done It I stopped rasism

  • @trymytree3155
    @trymytree3155 5 лет назад +82

    "Buy my merch, once it's sold out we burn it all"
    Hol' up

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 лет назад +8

      We burn them all, even if you’re wearing it

  • @adam-k7171
    @adam-k7171 5 лет назад +138

    Guys.. beachwalk is gone..
    *GOD DAMIT RUclips*

    • @semataryfan666
      @semataryfan666 5 лет назад +5

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @ragnarruda90
      @ragnarruda90 5 лет назад +5

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @mcsmittymonkey4549
      @mcsmittymonkey4549 5 лет назад +5

      Why are we still here just to suffer every night i can feel my leg and my arm and even my fingers the body i've lost and the comrades i've lost it won't stop hurting its like there all still there you feel it too don't you

  • @BigMemerMan1
    @BigMemerMan1 2 года назад +3

    i watched this at 4 am, heard a noise and proceeded to smash my monitor while make and olympic grade dive to my bed beside me, smashing my head causing permanent brain damage (as if i hadn't had that already) and breaking my bed.

  • @ThatOneGuy0812
    @ThatOneGuy0812 5 лет назад +26

    Pyrocynical: “stop antagonizing British people”
    Also pyrocynical:*looks at amazing dog* “shut up”

  • @sebastianbbb
    @sebastianbbb 5 лет назад +98

    can we talk about why the outro music is changed?
    what happened to whitewoods?

  • @ieuannicol6283
    @ieuannicol6283 5 лет назад +313

    *Pyro has a dog*
    He better be in a video or I'll game end you with my epic gamer powers

  • @legospaceguyok7100
    @legospaceguyok7100 3 года назад +2

    I’ve memorised floorboard creeks isn’t it normal

  • @Player-ht1ur
    @Player-ht1ur 5 лет назад +88

    Y’all gamers know when you
    Yknow
    *_commit tax fraud_*

  • @hiboomer1191
    @hiboomer1191 5 лет назад +205

    You're a gamer when you play Lego Star Wars and you
    Do a *G O N K* gameplay

    • @amoru1012
      @amoru1012 5 лет назад +1

      Hey,that's pretty epic

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 лет назад +4

      **Yoda death noise**

    • @nathanrail-road9662
      @nathanrail-road9662 5 лет назад

      Lego star wars 2

    • @LittleSquishie
      @LittleSquishie 5 лет назад +1

      *constantly walks r2d2 off the edge because of his death noise*

    • @therealyoda2483
      @therealyoda2483 5 лет назад

      I used to intentionally hit C3PO so that I could see him struggle with walking

  • @elontusk9167
    @elontusk9167 5 лет назад +492

    Day 14 of asking Pyro to make an hour long Minecraft review with the title: “Minecraft is an absolute masterpiece”

  • @chilled9905
    @chilled9905 3 года назад +1

    I mean... I literally did most of the stuff mentioned in the video. Check the fridge over and over when I know nothing is changed, play games till I can't function, sneak through the house.

  • @emperormarius2020
    @emperormarius2020 5 лет назад +89

    I love how even the editor doesnt know what Pyro does sometimes

  • @JazminJazHunt
    @JazminJazHunt 5 лет назад +78

    >"Can you stop protraying antagonists as British people?"
    >Cuts to an ad with Gordon Ramsey

  • @sunofgun07
    @sunofgun07 5 лет назад +101

    You only become a real *GAMER* if you buy Belle Delphine's bath water.
    Or donate 3k instead of buying a car lol

    • @keksauce
      @keksauce 5 лет назад +1

      Shit Pyro didn’t buy his Belle Delphine bath water. Is he not a real GAMER?

    • @Z06Teckz
      @Z06Teckz 5 лет назад +1

      Saucegum HE STILL GOT IT FOR FREE THAT MAKES HIM EPIC GAMER

    • @sunofgun07
      @sunofgun07 5 лет назад

      but he did donate 3k to her like a dumba- I mean like a epic GAMER

    • @keksauce
      @keksauce 5 лет назад

      You right, you right. He just a finessing genius for getting that water for free

  • @joedad9999
    @joedad9999 3 года назад

    I do sometimes check the fridge over and over again when I'm hungry but I am never confused when nothing is changed