Danielle Cohn should be removed off YouTube

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @stupidfrog
    @stupidfrog 4 года назад +6797

    A little update: in late 2019, her dad made a Facebook post clarifying that she was 13. So when Pyro made this video, Danielle Cohn was genuinely 12. Think about that. This little girl was faking pregnancies on the internet when she was 10/11.

  • @icyhotpatch3393
    @icyhotpatch3393 6 лет назад +4878

    She’s been saying that she’s 14 for like, 2 years now.
    *She just never ages I guess*

    • @yoidoipoi
      @yoidoipoi 6 лет назад +74

      Mabye....... SHE WANTS DAT STALKERSSSSS. Or...... SHR JUST WANNA BE A SPOILED

    • @Lilac_x_angel
      @Lilac_x_angel 6 лет назад +58

      Keanu Reeves epic theory

    • @ChampionXegg
      @ChampionXegg 6 лет назад +171

      She's ash ketchum

    • @strunchshag6129
      @strunchshag6129 5 лет назад +46

      She's an immortal demon witch

    • @simy2863
      @simy2863 5 лет назад +30

      just like Ash Ketchum

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 лет назад +5860

    You know what they say...
    _“When in doubt, send her to the ranch.”_

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 6 лет назад +81

      Daniel Sambar *_r a n c h r e v i e w_*

    • @darkrager872
      @darkrager872 6 лет назад +105

      R A M R A N C H.

    • @ethand.5937
      @ethand.5937 6 лет назад +21

      RUclips’s favorite show

    • @liln4450
      @liln4450 6 лет назад +13

      DarkRager no her boyfriend goes to ram ranch smh.

    • @sonofamitch8522
      @sonofamitch8522 6 лет назад +7

      To the RAAAAAANNNNCCCHHHH

  • @whyisnti1135
    @whyisnti1135 4 года назад +2575

    Her middle name is Traffic. Danielle Traffic Cohn.

  • @femursTibula
    @femursTibula 5 лет назад +5411

    “I’m a member of the military.”
    *Holds a mortar as a rocket launcher*

    • @diobrando2845
      @diobrando2845 5 лет назад +400

      That explains the friendly fire incident.

    • @dylanr9131
      @dylanr9131 5 лет назад +121

      i couldn't get past the fact that he put the rocket in the wrong way while saying he is a member of the military

    • @kyleczarnecki3263
      @kyleczarnecki3263 5 лет назад +9

      When you notices it’s a mortar not a rocket launcher.

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @finnoreilly4648
      @finnoreilly4648 5 лет назад +19

      Even more funny he put in the wrong ammo for the motar. In other words he put ammunition for a rocket launcher in a mortar.

  • @pakratmiz4487
    @pakratmiz4487 5 лет назад +1985

    I hate how you need to be 18 to download RUclips onto your phone but RUclips wants 6 year olds to be able to watch mature content

    • @llamagenocide7428
      @llamagenocide7428 5 лет назад +77

      If you need to be 18 then why are there age restrictions?!

    • @bigoof1837
      @bigoof1837 5 лет назад +14

      @@llamagenocide7428 it says on the app store

    • @draketurcotte4760
      @draketurcotte4760 5 лет назад +17

      Pakrat Miz why do they make sure it’s as kid friendly as possible?! It’s ridiculous!

    • @th3returnofwtfisdischannel423
      @th3returnofwtfisdischannel423 5 лет назад +17

      And its not like youtube kids exist for a reason

    • @snafuthebrave1922
      @snafuthebrave1922 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, I'm a 17 and can't access my favorite youtube videos anymore... gtfo youtube

  • @greategretpictures
    @greategretpictures 5 лет назад +5510

    Her age isn't 11 her IQ is.

  • @Memerath
    @Memerath 4 года назад +2500

    0:59 as a white boy, i speak low level white girl, allow me to translate:
    My bf so annoying, he frickin on his phone, playin fortnite.
    That is what i could understand. of course, there's regional dialects, but this is a rough translation.

    • @Memerath
      @Memerath 4 года назад +203

      i took this joke too far

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 4 года назад +267

      @@Memerath you took it far enough, and for that, I salute you. *proceeds to salute you*

    • @Harrold_01
      @Harrold_01 4 года назад +66

      Thank you fine fellow because of this information we might be able to go into the mind of a 1 to 14 year olds.

    • @CaptainSugarr
      @CaptainSugarr 4 года назад +70

      Did you just solve the Rosetta Stone

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 4 года назад +48

      Me who speaks fluent white girls, cam say this is correct

  • @fishy8214
    @fishy8214 5 лет назад +2985

    She has literally posted 6 " THE TRUTH" videos in the past year

    • @ThatDude-qw1sg
      @ThatDude-qw1sg 5 лет назад +36

      Is he gonna be discharged for ww3 too?

    • @WhispyMoon
      @WhispyMoon 5 лет назад +5

      @@mechanicalturkproductions7349 You do realize you just said you want to kill a child, right?

    • @mechanicalturkproductions7349
      @mechanicalturkproductions7349 5 лет назад +36

      @@WhispyMoon I am fully aware

    • @WhispyMoon
      @WhispyMoon 5 лет назад +3

      @@mechanicalturkproductions7349 Ok, just making sure

    • @jordanvannortwick9426
      @jordanvannortwick9426 4 года назад +4

      @@WhispyMoon I want to kill a child

  • @Anonymous-eo2er
    @Anonymous-eo2er 5 лет назад +9821

    Who cares if she’s 11 or 15, she’s still too young to be making the content she’s making

    • @maskedman2979
      @maskedman2979 5 лет назад +608

      you had me in the first half ngl

    • @eljuniorcen2675
      @eljuniorcen2675 5 лет назад +74

      That Red Dude LOL me too

    • @brassbeast8582
      @brassbeast8582 4 года назад +15

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @oikawaswifey2891
      @oikawaswifey2891 4 года назад +37

      Her mother's forcing her it's pretty obvious

    • @marshparsh6558
      @marshparsh6558 4 года назад +56

      thats not rly the point the point is that she is click bating he vids with her body and other inappropriate shit. there is also a theory out there saying that she is being used by her mom or that her mom neglects her and or abuses her its not just her being young

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 6 лет назад +14525

    Age is just a number, prison is just a place.

  • @kite485
    @kite485 4 года назад +2071

    Danielle cohn when she hits 18
    ***Hey guys I made an onlyfans I've been planning this for over 6 years now***

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 4 года назад +54

      Stop.

    • @camero4134
      @camero4134 4 года назад +126

      I won't get surprised if this happens though

    • @Goths-On-The-Beach
      @Goths-On-The-Beach 4 года назад +60

      Probably already got one ... these ethots need to get in the bin

    • @blitz.en._
      @blitz.en._ 4 года назад +2

      thank you kite

    • @hihi-ef2nv
      @hihi-ef2nv 4 года назад +3

      She's pretending to be 18 this year

  • @kumikoarashi9237
    @kumikoarashi9237 6 лет назад +3713

    The FBI is on the edge of their seat

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 6 лет назад +59

      The FBI are gonna bust down their own doors for this

    • @vikramas1109
      @vikramas1109 6 лет назад +10

      Nah they are too busy attacking the FRAIL HELPLESS 66 YEAR OLD ROGER STONE, don't you know. The poor, innocent man.

    • @anonymousanonymous5832
      @anonymousanonymous5832 6 лет назад +6

      The FBI swatted me nans house

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 6 лет назад +14

      I'd like the think they just got popcorn, watching RUclips and waiting for someone to screw up to swat them for a meme.

    • @UwU-lm9or
      @UwU-lm9or 6 лет назад +10

      **THE FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**

  • @kroh7742
    @kroh7742 4 года назад +4346

    Choose your language:
    English ('Murica)
    English (Bri'ish)
    English (14 year old white girl)
    English (Karen took the kids)

  • @Stryker98
    @Stryker98 6 лет назад +718

    *Who needs Petscop 2 when we can have Prison Break 2: Pyro's dad chronicles*

  • @dewitt3453
    @dewitt3453 4 года назад +912

    When you realize that your dog is older than this girl

    • @sofiiaaaaaa
      @sofiiaaaaaa 4 года назад +6

      i don’t have a dog...

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 года назад +6

      Somewhat Sofiesticated intensified violin swipe

    • @SerbianTaliban
      @SerbianTaliban 4 года назад +1

      Well , i only have 2 cats

    • @invictine
      @invictine 4 года назад +5

      When you realise your dog is much older than 90% of the people watching this video

    • @Dacia52
      @Dacia52 4 года назад +1

      My Dog is 6 months old and probably smarter than her(is a siberian husky btw)

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 6 лет назад +3761

    *This is not family friendly (angry emoji)*

  • @stephenburt5268
    @stephenburt5268 6 лет назад +4326

    Pyro spends money on weird outfits for vids instead of saving for a car

    • @spencerC23
      @spencerC23 6 лет назад +105

      Stephen Burt or earning money for his dads bail

    • @AustralianHeinz
      @AustralianHeinz 6 лет назад +7

      Stephen Burt true oh yeah yeah.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +42

      He had a chance to get his Dad out of jail in his limited time in the army, but he missed it. Instead he used it to bully children
      *gg no re*

    • @cameronkunkel2137
      @cameronkunkel2137 6 лет назад

      Why does everyone have the same profile pic

    • @bloopmicheals9035
      @bloopmicheals9035 5 лет назад +1

      He spent that money on off white shorts and comme des garçon play shirt lol which is like 400-600 depending where u get it

  • @fluffieBread
    @fluffieBread 6 лет назад +544

    Comment section be like:
    70%: "Where is Pyro"
    22%: "Is she 12?"
    8%: "So guys, we bullied a 12 year old kid, this is a bit older than usual but we did it"

    • @jameskilic6844
      @jameskilic6844 6 лет назад +1

      @@Noam-Bahar comment session* its the new hip and trendy term

    • @bolbisaurplays4539
      @bolbisaurplays4539 6 лет назад

      You forgot 1% camo jokes

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 6 лет назад +4

      Kenta Jin furries are gay. *Starts sweating and shoots up the furry convention.*

    • @hodarov1564
      @hodarov1564 6 лет назад +1

      Or clorine lmao only og furry hunters know this tactic

    • @sinkmagg0t
      @sinkmagg0t 6 лет назад +2

      This is completely false, everybody knows 99% of his comment section is '' where is petscope 2? "

  • @thedukeofnothing6421
    @thedukeofnothing6421 4 года назад +1125

    She was just the early test phase for Cuties.

  • @ToyotaCorolla-lr1uy
    @ToyotaCorolla-lr1uy 6 лет назад +150

    Major General Pyrocynical comes out to face his own army of 250,000 gamers over Petscop 2. (2019 colorized)

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +6984

    In before this video gets copyright striked by her

    • @LetKhan
      @LetKhan 6 лет назад +88

      Here before everyone comes to hate on The J boy.

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 6 лет назад +21

      You mean copystriked.

    • @lockitty7263
      @lockitty7263 6 лет назад +2

      Justin Y. Goon job

    • @gligurr
      @gligurr 6 лет назад +12

      stop comment

    • @aranycal
      @aranycal 6 лет назад +5

      Well im depressed now

  • @alexandervalt4189
    @alexandervalt4189 6 лет назад +667

    We all know Pyro joined the army so that he could liberate his father from prison.

    • @zacharywilliams4612
      @zacharywilliams4612 5 лет назад +10

      He's been crying about that giant L for a while now lol

  • @ar.71944
    @ar.71944 4 года назад +2157

    This is why pro isn't a groomer. He would just bully the kids.

  • @unlimited-3298
    @unlimited-3298 4 года назад +783

    Pyro: “Susan it’s not a real rocket launcher”
    Susan: This was never a real channel

    • @arthurmorgan2072
      @arthurmorgan2072 4 года назад +13

      Get thanos snapped

    • @olivergliga4396
      @olivergliga4396 4 года назад +7

      Its not even a rocket launcher thats a mortar

    • @callmekermit1339
      @callmekermit1339 4 года назад +2

      @@olivergliga4396 with no blast rings

    • @JV-mm2yf
      @JV-mm2yf 4 года назад +2

      @@olivergliga4396 Watch out for those wrist rockets !

    • @smonkwade8191
      @smonkwade8191 4 года назад +1

      it's not a fake rocket launcher either lmfao, its a mortar

  • @djcev1999
    @djcev1999 6 лет назад +703

    Floating head pyro is not something i wanna see while tripping on shrooms

    • @ashleybrigitte2423
      @ashleybrigitte2423 6 лет назад +6

      Verified Account you ain’t tripping it’s actually pyro’s floating head

    • @dialupdog
      @dialupdog 6 лет назад +4

      dont eat the stem

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 6 лет назад

      Or maybe it is...

    • @Stryker98
      @Stryker98 6 лет назад +1

      I wish I was tripping about my wife not leaving me :(

  • @thetuesdaypod
    @thetuesdaypod 5 лет назад +1102

    Pyro: This video was sponsored by-
    *Copyright-free music starts playing*

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +4

      Blank thank god

    • @thecornerkid5429
      @thecornerkid5429 5 лет назад +7

      I think he said no one

    • @SVENY
      @SVENY 5 лет назад +18

      There is a video where he mentions how a company striked all of his videos for a song he has permissions to use, so he had to use the RUclips video editor to put music and it doesn't work very well.

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 5 лет назад

      @@SVENY UMG I think

    • @brandon51464
      @brandon51464 5 лет назад

      Poor hub

  • @skibidisigma5676
    @skibidisigma5676 4 года назад +306

    She does look like one of those 12 year old girls that thinks they are older and tries to wear matute clothes lmao

    • @adamlifevictor5772
      @adamlifevictor5772 4 года назад +23

      Maturity comes with time. She think s that her maturity comes at the age of 11-12 but in reality it's more like 30-31

    • @mahado31
      @mahado31 3 года назад

      @@adamlifevictor5772 correct, most adults learn to take care of themselves at age 30-37

  • @hexenh
    @hexenh 6 лет назад +346

    Pyro got the Bully-Children pass now all he needs is the n-word pass and he'll be invincible

    • @papalovex4415
      @papalovex4415 6 лет назад +16

      Pyro's is perhaps stronger than Shaggy?!

    • @khaijuslaam
      @khaijuslaam 6 лет назад +7

      I think he'll be able to challenge Shaggy by then

    • @hexenh
      @hexenh 6 лет назад +2

      @@user-xz7fx8zo2p :^)

    • @OrdinairyGameing
      @OrdinairyGameing 6 лет назад +1

      Is ur prf a JoJo character with a pyro back round

    • @Bubba335
      @Bubba335 6 лет назад +2

      He'll be strong enough to be noticed by Shaggy

  • @abigailrose3439
    @abigailrose3439 6 лет назад +1086

    She’s 5 years younger than Jojo Siwa…

    • @itsgamingbromusicandvlogss8664
      @itsgamingbromusicandvlogss8664 6 лет назад +95

      At least jo jo doesn't do anything wrong

    • @akiren134
      @akiren134 6 лет назад +16

      it's gaming bro music and vlogsss you can barely understand whatever she says

    • @Resinless-ov3sr
      @Resinless-ov3sr 6 лет назад +49

      Still the worst member of the Joestar bloodline

    • @jomno24
      @jomno24 6 лет назад +21

      Gotta say since Joseph cheated on suzie Q the joe star blood line has gone downhill

    • @Resinless-ov3sr
      @Resinless-ov3sr 6 лет назад +6

      @@jomno24 yep atleast josuke isnt bad

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +203

    Her boyfriend is actually Pyro's dad. That's why he's in jail. *Hilarious and original joke*

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 6 лет назад +5

      Perhaps you coulda said something about le olde pyro joke that pyro has a 12 yr old gf

    • @trollege9488
      @trollege9488 3 года назад

      I'm literally older than dannielle

  • @sillygoose2878
    @sillygoose2878 4 года назад +258

    Guys Daniel Cohn is actually 4 this is so sad

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 года назад +8

      Lmao I thought you were a Dolan Dark 4th channel

    • @roooo4616
      @roooo4616 4 года назад +2

      4 iq hehee

    • @theTrevorluck
      @theTrevorluck 3 года назад

      you imsustor, your not the funny duck

    • @darth_hideous-l9q
      @darth_hideous-l9q 3 года назад

      That pfp bruh

  • @trashman6623
    @trashman6623 6 лет назад +444

    You know you’re early to a Pyrocynical video when there’s ads on it

    • @m4vsss
      @m4vsss 6 лет назад +4

      Trash man why doesn’t this have a million likes yet

    • @wilthewise2277
      @wilthewise2277 6 лет назад +2

      Trash man and they’re gone XD

    • @bazingar3444
      @bazingar3444 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Pzombii
      @Pzombii 6 лет назад +1

      Trash man hhhAH

    • @sarkis_7868
      @sarkis_7868 5 лет назад

      They're still here

  • @agilezz1160
    @agilezz1160 6 лет назад +1304

    when you turn 25 you should make a video called so guys we did it a quarter of a 100 years old

    • @agilezz1160
      @agilezz1160 6 лет назад +15

      oh ya when Daniel cohn said do I look like I am 11 that's what happens when you use 100% of your brain

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 6 лет назад +21

      @@agilezz1160 but only
      .1% of shaggys power.

    • @Marrowrealm
      @Marrowrealm 6 лет назад +4

      This bitch uses up 15.69% of Shaggy’s Power
      *_LIKE,_* *_ZOINKS_* *_SCOOB_*

    • @francisforever7653
      @francisforever7653 5 лет назад +3

      Pyro is 40, can we get 3 likes

    • @chelsealol9776
      @chelsealol9776 5 лет назад

      YES DHCJDJAJS

  • @bakajelloo2913
    @bakajelloo2913 5 лет назад +1299

    holy shit, pyro is a floating head now?

    • @skiptofan9493
      @skiptofan9493 5 лет назад +62

      ??!?!??!!??!?NO?!!?!? you are weong>!.! HE is whering a costumne>?! Are dum you... yes

    • @bakajelloo2913
      @bakajelloo2913 5 лет назад +62

      @@skiptofan9493 thank you for leaving this wonderful comment.

    • @marsyad6002
      @marsyad6002 5 лет назад +35

      @@skiptofan9493 that was deep, bro... 😔

    • @hightower6863
      @hightower6863 5 лет назад +28

      @@skiptofan9493 so deep bro im gonna cry

    • @evieprosser4063
      @evieprosser4063 5 лет назад +5

      Joeseph Parker r/whooooosh

  • @adamlifevictor5772
    @adamlifevictor5772 4 года назад +47

    As a normal 14 year old, I refuse to acknowledge her as part of my generation.

    • @test1kalgaming724
      @test1kalgaming724 3 года назад +2

      Aa a part of my generation I refuse to acknowledge her normal 14 year old

  • @ratshitstrap8622
    @ratshitstrap8622 6 лет назад +165

    Pyrocynical: * tries to make quality content *
    RUclips: "oh ur gonna fukin pay for that m8"

    • @ELHOMIE_LA
      @ELHOMIE_LA 6 лет назад +6

      Your profile pic gave me a war flashback

    • @heytorxx8058
      @heytorxx8058 6 лет назад +1

      best thing about this coment is the profile pic, gamers, rise up

    • @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan
      @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan 6 лет назад

      Javier Andrade Same. Why tf do you have a pfp from 2004 Xbox Live

    • @feralbunnywoman
      @feralbunnywoman 6 лет назад

      i can hear the low mic quality

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 6 лет назад +664

    Oh frick it's an army soldier
    * *salutes* *

    • @tgpt-0170
      @tgpt-0170 6 лет назад +3

      CoughE *salutes.*

    • @Hypn1c
      @Hypn1c 6 лет назад +3

      It's an army soldier which isn't even allowed to own a gun in his own defending country

    • @dattruemg_6062
      @dattruemg_6062 6 лет назад +1

      You guys are doing it wrong *french salutes* that's how you do it.....

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 6 лет назад

      DatTrueMG _ waves white flag in french*

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 6 лет назад

      XD

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 6 лет назад +240

    *_AVOIDANCE 100_*

  • @RosieUV
    @RosieUV 4 года назад +560

    When I was 11 I was playing with rocks
    I can't even wear a sleeveless top without feeling bad how does she wear these clothes without regreting life?

    • @ChristAcolyte
      @ChristAcolyte 4 года назад +31

      Symptoms of a civilization in decay. Welcome to Weimar Hell 2.0

    • @RosieUV
      @RosieUV 4 года назад +30

      I'm 13 and trust me I'm dumb
      (2 day ago I accidentally deleted all the files of my computer)

    • @aaronliu5560
      @aaronliu5560 4 года назад +2

      @@RosieUV oof

    • @adamlifevictor5772
      @adamlifevictor5772 4 года назад +3

      @@RosieUV Same thing for me but with more anger issues.

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 года назад

      @@RosieUV F

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 6 лет назад +818

    Back to bullying children.
    Proud of you, Pyro.
    (Btw that's a mortar not a rocket launcher)

    • @davinky6114
      @davinky6114 6 лет назад +8

      Ya, why Pyro so dumb, he could have had an amazing flamethrower. That would have been amazing

    • @anzacxlag2606
      @anzacxlag2606 6 лет назад +10

      If she wants to act like an adult we get to bully her like one

    • @Hooray-xp3of
      @Hooray-xp3of 6 лет назад +3

      *screams from far away* PETSCOP 2!!!!!!!

    • @CasualJamer
      @CasualJamer 6 лет назад +1

      Xzeralt you should change your profile... I can’t tell if it’s ironic, I really hope it is...

    • @Room40_07
      @Room40_07 6 лет назад +1

      NPC #4752 oh yeah yeah

  • @avsaucyboi9733
    @avsaucyboi9733 6 лет назад +283

    If she’s 12, then Pyro has to upload Petscop 2

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2336

    War... war never changes

  • @avgperson
    @avgperson 3 года назад +36

    "its like turning cthulu into super hitler satan"
    Pyrocynical- 2020

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 6 лет назад +997

    Pyro's new content is cool, but I'm glad he's bullying children again.

  • @Tootster
    @Tootster 5 лет назад +2878

    Who else thinks Pyro is just a 57 year old man acting like he's 20.

  • @pubusi4253
    @pubusi4253 6 лет назад +751

    Your jacket pockets are at diagonals, which the Australian army calls “pixies”. They’re issued to females.

    • @Moxo_
      @Moxo_ 6 лет назад +236

      He IS a lesbian, what'cha expect?

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 6 лет назад +42

      Pyrozella is a female, so...

    • @Xen0m0rph3d
      @Xen0m0rph3d 6 лет назад +37

      Good thing he isn't in Australia then huh

    • @Xen0m0rph3d
      @Xen0m0rph3d 6 лет назад +12

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n MMMMUUUAAAAAHHHH

    • @junkers4567
      @junkers4567 6 лет назад +6

      @Razer Eliminator checked in on his christian mc server and hes a lvl 38 thug on that

  • @bathtubinvader
    @bathtubinvader 4 года назад +49

    Pyro: my subreddit is aids
    2020: your wish has been granted
    Pyro: *wait* *what*

  • @gabeparnell5312
    @gabeparnell5312 6 лет назад +757

    "White girl language" 😂😂

    • @wyatt1248
      @wyatt1248 5 лет назад +3

      I've been trying to decrypt white girl language it's not working

    • @revelatedsouls
      @revelatedsouls 5 лет назад +1

      @@nazzy3964 yes

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +353

    Were you apart of the British army who took back 21 savage?

  • @somethingbehindyouu
    @somethingbehindyouu 5 лет назад +414

    “Turning cthulhu into super hitler satan”
    I have every intention of stealing that

  • @insert_name_here6593
    @insert_name_here6593 4 года назад +157

    Stand user: Danielle Cohn
    Stand name: King Crimson
    Ability: can skip time

    • @BatemanM99
      @BatemanM99 3 года назад +1

      Orarararara

    • @Rhobeni
      @Rhobeni 3 года назад +2

      Erasing time actually

    • @worldgov3922
      @worldgov3922 3 года назад +1

      @@Rhobeni If you look closely to the power, he technically skips time for everyone but him

  • @sumayyah_bx
    @sumayyah_bx 6 лет назад +195

    I don't doubt that Pyrocinical is part of the British Army.

    • @wrightypegz8997
      @wrightypegz8997 6 лет назад +9

      Maya 69 yeah he probably is tbh

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 6 лет назад +14

      As pyro is a member of the British Army, he could game end any Child in thr world

    • @milankroes2998
      @milankroes2998 6 лет назад +1

      No does he look british be honest

    • @geomdc6513
      @geomdc6513 6 лет назад +4

      Maya 69 well he did grow up in the same hood as 21 savage

    • @slamiana
      @slamiana 6 лет назад +4

      Maya 69 With 21 Savage

  • @Goonka1007
    @Goonka1007 4 года назад +520

    “It’s kind of like turning cuthulhu into super hitler Satan”
    Oh boy, *oh boy*

    • @kalashio
      @kalashio 4 года назад +8

      I met super Hitler Satan
      He is chill lol

    • @_arthur_360
      @_arthur_360 4 года назад +5

      @@kalashio No he's not ruclips.net/video/cvh0nX08nRw/видео.html

    • @HolkHugan
      @HolkHugan 4 года назад

      @@_arthur_360 you bastard

    • @_arthur_360
      @_arthur_360 4 года назад +3

      @@HolkHugan But it never started, what's your problem?

    • @HolkHugan
      @HolkHugan 4 года назад

      @@_arthur_360 being rickrolled in 2020 😔

  • @PizzaNuggetPie
    @PizzaNuggetPie 5 лет назад +312

    "We've taken a look at the outside of Danielle, now let's-"
    *Use Caution On This Slope You've Chosen To Tread*

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 4 года назад +19

      *Caution is not in my vocabulary*
      I'm 6

    • @rafi7115
      @rafi7115 4 года назад +1

      What are you talking about pyro didn’t step on any Asian people

  • @SwindlerJeff
    @SwindlerJeff 4 года назад +44

    "susan this isnt even a real rocket launcher" its not even a fake rocket launcher

  • @LucielaOrihara
    @LucielaOrihara 6 лет назад +320

    She is not putting jump cuts at 8:12 ... she has king crimson as her stand

    • @apocalypse_march1499
      @apocalypse_march1499 6 лет назад +16

      it just works!!!

    • @iwillsub2pewds920
      @iwillsub2pewds920 6 лет назад +1

      it failed like Rewind 2k18

    • @panconqueos
      @panconqueos 6 лет назад +1

      Oh so that's how it works

    • @aquasnippy
      @aquasnippy 6 лет назад

      Ciel is hat from the fucking manga dude I didn’t read that no spoiling

    • @LucielaOrihara
      @LucielaOrihara 6 лет назад +5

      EndermanSniper there will always be a jojo spoiler everywhere u go, so get used to it. Welcome to the jojo part of the internet

  • @ayush_panchal
    @ayush_panchal 6 лет назад +483

    *aS a LeGiTiMaTe MeMbEr oF tHe BrItIsh aRmY, I aM lEgAlLy AlLoWeD tO bUlLy ChIlDrEn.*

    • @andra4504
      @andra4504 6 лет назад +3

      That is true.

    • @ayush_panchal
      @ayush_panchal 6 лет назад

      @@greenhowie wtf are you people actually talking about

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 6 лет назад +6

      @@ayush_panchal STAND UP STRAIGHT, YOU LITTLE SHIT! WIPE THAT FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR GREASY LITTLE FACE OR I'LL FUCKING DEMOLISH IT!
      Plus the hazing that gets a free pass from Her Majesty. Don't deny it - you know the Army is just a way to make the biggest, hardest pricks in the land.
      Pun fully fucking intended.

    • @ayush_panchal
      @ayush_panchal 6 лет назад

      @@greenhowie Okay, I didn't knew all that shit cause I'm not from the UK.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 6 лет назад +2

      @@ayush_panchal Ah. I see. Ok. Good job. Mission Accomplished. You got 'em.

  • @Zombeedog
    @Zombeedog 5 лет назад +1372

    danille is 13 her birth certificate was leaked

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 5 лет назад +9

      im so QuIrKy ok boomer

    • @Zombeedog
      @Zombeedog 5 лет назад +153

      @@Zaiqu0 no u

    • @Sullyisgone
      @Sullyisgone 5 лет назад +4

      perfect 😈

    • @jamesfullecido9760
      @jamesfullecido9760 5 лет назад +14

      Holy hell she looks older than me even doe im older than her

    • @lucia.8575
      @lucia.8575 5 лет назад +1

      James Fullecido IM SAYINGGGG

  • @Olichard
    @Olichard 3 года назад +80

    Pyro: "13+ is the age where you can have your own youtube account."
    Me who had my account since I was 6: 👀

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 3 года назад +1

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer joined 2 months ago hmmmm

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 3 года назад

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer i was joking

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 3 года назад

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer but thats still proves olichard is u years old

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 3 года назад

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer i mean olichard is 7 years old

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 3 года назад +1

      My old account was from the good ages , before logan and jake

  • @RatKing369
    @RatKing369 6 лет назад +249

    The only thing that will let you bully kids again is petscop 2

  • @reaperr6357
    @reaperr6357 6 лет назад +575

    Pyro we all know you joined the army to attempt to get your father back

    • @hypnobagels8634
      @hypnobagels8634 6 лет назад +17

      XReaper They’re obviously holding pyro’s dad captive in their war prison. It all makes sense now!

    • @himiko7412
      @himiko7412 6 лет назад +2

      69 likes, nice.

    • @aliteralhorse5023
      @aliteralhorse5023 6 лет назад +3

      Makes human sense to me.

    • @iwillsub2pewds920
      @iwillsub2pewds920 6 лет назад

      His father is f"""cking dead yo!!

    • @autisticgoblin1992
      @autisticgoblin1992 6 лет назад

      Don’t tell him I here hiding in is ceiling

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 6 лет назад +532

    Pyro is allowed to bully everyone now apparently...
    *SO GUYS, WE DID IT-*

  • @christopherharvey5234
    @christopherharvey5234 4 года назад +29

    I like how he thinks it’s a rocket, when it’s a morter

    • @zajoch2005
      @zajoch2005 3 года назад

      Thats why hes in federal prison

    • @ppurpleduck
      @ppurpleduck 3 года назад

      man its called joke

  • @lukeorozco2130
    @lukeorozco2130 6 лет назад +161

    Can we all sign a petition to keep meme break please this would be epic

  • @Kapitan.kotlas
    @Kapitan.kotlas 6 лет назад +155

    BF: Im finna
    Danniele: U finna what?
    BF: Im finna go to jail

    • @ChiefKeefFan3OO
      @ChiefKeefFan3OO 6 лет назад +1

      ?

    • @foodtheedible
      @foodtheedible 6 лет назад

      @@ChiefKeefFan3OO How do u not get the joke

    • @ChiefKeefFan3OO
      @ChiefKeefFan3OO 6 лет назад

      @@foodtheedible I do it's just not that good

    • @ANGST.ARGENTINA
      @ANGST.ARGENTINA 6 лет назад

      I'll join the that train. One last ride.

    • @powerlich783
      @powerlich783 6 лет назад

      @@ChiefKeefFan3OO do you have a single fact to back that up?

  • @hiddenunderahood2052
    @hiddenunderahood2052 6 лет назад +562

    So uh where’s -PETSCOP2- content?

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 6 лет назад +23

      CaN yOu GuYs StOp AsKiNg fOr *-pEtScOp 2-* BeTtEr CoNtEnT

    • @EllaGP22
      @EllaGP22 6 лет назад +4

      HiddenUnderAHood scare PewDiePie season 2

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 6 лет назад +2

      Watch as he uploads it and Petscop uploads the next video in the series

    • @biffy.
      @biffy. 6 лет назад

      @@igorblyat7839 no i miss it and its an unsolved mystery

  • @skittle1381
    @skittle1381 4 года назад +12

    "I know it's wired for me to make a lesbian joke, I know im making fun of my own kind"
    -Pyro

  • @Mirelurkin
    @Mirelurkin 6 лет назад +266

    It was only pyros room. Pyros invisible. That damn camouflage

    • @haharhyan
      @haharhyan 6 лет назад +3

      Thanks fbi

    • @whyamihere3538
      @whyamihere3538 6 лет назад +2

      Why did u take 69 👺

    • @badbread8382
      @badbread8382 6 лет назад +1

      fbi arrest them

    • @TheDismissor
      @TheDismissor 6 лет назад +1

      Too bad. I am using a private browser. You will never a find my Internet browser history

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 6 лет назад

      Facepaint: Lesbian
      Fatigues: Pyro's room
      Camo Index: 100%

  • @RealKangatom
    @RealKangatom 6 лет назад +96

    Before the video started I got an ad about joining the army, and then I saw 0:00

    • @cinder9407
      @cinder9407 6 лет назад +1

      Same, almost died haha

  • @Bogiesalterego
    @Bogiesalterego 6 лет назад +157

    Thinks a fake mortar is a fake rocket launcher. He did join the British Army.

  • @Jekhi
    @Jekhi 4 года назад +860

    Is anyone else here after she got pregnant? Legit curios

    • @moosechamp5298
      @moosechamp5298 4 года назад +179

      I didn't know she did but oh boy

    • @jamie-xs2qo
      @jamie-xs2qo 4 года назад +139

      Damn she got pregnant? I haven’t been following the Danielle Cohn drama but that does sound like her...

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 4 года назад +29

      Nonce power

    • @ThisActuallyHappenedIRL
      @ThisActuallyHappenedIRL 4 года назад +50

      Jekhi Gaming I’m sorry she WHAT

    • @PlayboyJester
      @PlayboyJester 4 года назад +190

      Yeeeeep and she got an abortion too😐bro Child Protective Services need to take her away from her family.

  • @Munjab
    @Munjab 6 лет назад +211

    Hi pyro, dad here. I'm out of prison and I was wondering if you wanted to meet up and have a chat soon. Love dad xx

    • @winterbucket3346
      @winterbucket3346 6 лет назад +14

      Adam McMullan This cured my cancer

    • @Messier__
      @Messier__ 6 лет назад +10

      Hi Pyro, Dad here. I'm finally out of prison I've been wandering through Mojave wasteland for weeks Without end. My food rations are getting low I just had to eat my last horse yesterday. If things don't get better soon I'll have to resort to cannibalism. hope you're doing well. XOXO

    • @Munjab
      @Munjab 6 лет назад +3

      @@winterbucket3346 you're welcome -pyros dad

    • @LeBeauYT
      @LeBeauYT 6 лет назад

      @@Messier__ Makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 6 лет назад

      Hi Pyro, Dad here
      After completing operation Leafy Eater by killing the legendary soldier The Tay who defected to the NFKRZ Union, I just built my own military fortress-nation in africa named Petscop Heaven where V-buck scams become true. Everybody now calls me Big Pewds. Now the RUclips Goverment is going to send you, Solid Pyro, into a sneaking mission in my fortress with the objective to rescue Gray Dolan and destroy the new bipedal nuke carrier tank "Grandayy Gear". I just wanted to tell you that i love you and that i wish we could meet up in the rooftop to have our final CQC (Close Quarters Clickbait) battle to decide the fate of RUclips and Fortnite.
      -Your dad

  • @nosoyporta
    @nosoyporta 6 лет назад +145

    Pyro can join the army
    But can't make petscop 2

  • @notslimshady2943
    @notslimshady2943 5 лет назад +201

    "Honorably discharged for friendly fire"

  • @linkfiedproductions2246
    @linkfiedproductions2246 3 года назад +17

    Pyro isn’t a groomer, he is to busy bullying them to groom them

  • @Memeiator
    @Memeiator 5 лет назад +3130

    Nice job joining the army, didnt know they accept lgbt members

    • @h444teligament
      @h444teligament 5 лет назад +89

      The British army does, idk bout the Americans

    • @SplitHead12
      @SplitHead12 5 лет назад +6

      Wheres the q

    • @randomcannon3260
      @randomcannon3260 5 лет назад +27

      Pretty sure it's just the US army that doesn't accept transgender members.

    • @randomcannon3260
      @randomcannon3260 5 лет назад +18

      Everyone's probably gonna get "r/woooosh"ed.

    • @jirachisyt5386
      @jirachisyt5386 5 лет назад +14

      *pretends to get the joke

  • @thestix7132
    @thestix7132 5 лет назад +1558

    *Danielle Cohn has entered the chat*
    *Danielle Cohn’s boyfriend has entered the chat*
    *She’s underage has entered the chat*
    *FBI has entered the chat*

    • @mysticfawn6812
      @mysticfawn6812 5 лет назад +20

      Danielle cohn's boyfriend has left the chat

    • @dunkyt
      @dunkyt 5 лет назад +22

      *Child Protective Services has entered the chat*

    • @Cityismy
      @Cityismy 5 лет назад +6

      Planned parenthood has entered the chT

    • @JennieYGO
      @JennieYGO 5 лет назад +5

      Therapist has entered the chat

    • @nirvananewgirlnewton8413
      @nirvananewgirlnewton8413 5 лет назад +9

      *Brain cells left the chat*

  • @Gigglehoundz
    @Gigglehoundz 5 лет назад +1704

    Dani is actually 13, proof was released and shit. Her own dad and grandma called her out, and her birth certificate was released. Pyro looks younger than her. Also, Danis ex and the girl she was with DID NOT know her real age. They all thought she was 15, same with her exes parents. The guy in the video reacting to her costumes. I feel so bad for him, because he could have faced criminal charges.

  • @funnyguy3255
    @funnyguy3255 4 года назад +14

    Thank you for your service Pyro. You’ve earned the Bully Children Pass. Use it wisely.

  • @bombasticbaboon6801
    @bombasticbaboon6801 5 лет назад +252

    That Rocket launcher is actually a mortar and you’re supposed to put on the floor

    • @bruhbanan1702
      @bruhbanan1702 4 года назад +5

      Edward Lenthall no you eat it

    • @peterchrist1945
      @peterchrist1945 4 года назад +7

      No it's for putting up brick walls

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 4 года назад +8

      No, you're supposed to fend off the attacks of Susan's bots therewith...

    • @nurchonstore2371
      @nurchonstore2371 4 года назад +1

      Dylan Christman not brick walls

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 4 года назад

      Naw its for eating crayons

  • @anonymousguy3458
    @anonymousguy3458 6 лет назад +82

    In 2 years she will admit she is 12

  • @irhz04
    @irhz04 5 лет назад +279

    "Super hitler satan"
    Im dead

  • @face6827
    @face6827 4 года назад +6

    9:57 "And I'd also like to thank today's sponsor:"
    *Begins speaking Lo-Fi beats to relax to*

  • @Ughitsme1
    @Ughitsme1 6 лет назад +204

    You created the Petscop monster. Now only you can destroy it.
    And bully more children.

  • @areyoudead6576
    @areyoudead6576 6 лет назад +442

    *Thot* this was over.

    • @Foxhunter258
      @Foxhunter258 6 лет назад +2

      Heh good one

    • @finntaylor3590
      @finntaylor3590 6 лет назад

      I am dead now

    • @randomguy-randomness
      @randomguy-randomness 6 лет назад +1

      Ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOFAAAAAAAASSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 6 лет назад

      @@finntaylor3590 Game end*

    • @Takt.mp4
      @Takt.mp4 6 лет назад

      Tadum tisk

  • @romswiery2478
    @romswiery2478 6 лет назад +136

    I'm starting to understand every reference in Pyro's videos...
    i don't know if i should be proud or suicidal.

    • @TheGodSkinApostle
      @TheGodSkinApostle 6 лет назад +12

      Proud to be game ended.

    • @Ampharosite
      @Ampharosite 6 лет назад +1

      both

    • @rosed4c626
      @rosed4c626 6 лет назад +3

      Proud becuase that means you also understand Jojo's references

    • @zenni_boii
      @zenni_boii 6 лет назад

      Same😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @yura__tG
      @yura__tG 6 лет назад +2

      Both

  • @maculagravy
    @maculagravy 4 года назад +32

    9:08 because I'm not a degenerate. That aged well

  • @GalgaF
    @GalgaF 6 лет назад +126

    “Its not a real rocket launcher” he said holding a mortar

    • @cameroncohen4950
      @cameroncohen4950 6 лет назад

      Finally someone said it.

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 6 лет назад +15

      Well it definitely wasn't a real rocket launcher was it

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 6 лет назад

      Just out curiosity, would anybody happen to know the name of the mortar the model is pretending to be.

    • @anthonymatrisciano924
      @anthonymatrisciano924 6 лет назад

      Nico Heer i was waiting for this

  • @Ralle-ro5tn
    @Ralle-ro5tn 5 лет назад +2063

    It's a mortar not a bazooka
    Typical British army

    • @monmonstartv5159
      @monmonstartv5159 5 лет назад +39

      Typical british army winning yet another war

    • @jds355
      @jds355 5 лет назад +41

      If he was a Yankee he would've been firing it at friendlies.

    • @llama-berry
      @llama-berry 5 лет назад

      Yeah they allways ”need” to chest in wars with their mortard

    • @aimbotbricks8792
      @aimbotbricks8792 5 лет назад +1

      Thomas Tootill You are actually such an idiot most of our supplies are made by BAE and that is a BRITISH company our rifle the sa80 is BRITISH should i go on?

    • @ballpoint7887
      @ballpoint7887 5 лет назад +2

      At least the British army was able to beat a bunch of untrained foreign civilians

  • @Spider_punk03
    @Spider_punk03 6 лет назад +123

    *”My gun is a higher calibre”*

  • @semeras
    @semeras 3 года назад +1

    Commenting for engagement to encourage you making more things you like to make bc they're my favorite videos you've ever made

  • @bruv3891
    @bruv3891 6 лет назад +1690

    *Pyro please bully adam levine and travis scott*

  • @creamypeanutbutterjellygir3321
    @creamypeanutbutterjellygir3321 5 лет назад +152

    If she is 11, she must have been born in 2007 and had an early birthday, making her 6 in *late* 2012, being old enough to be in the pageant

    • @misssparkledazzle810
      @misssparkledazzle810 5 лет назад +5

      Oh no I share the same birth year with that thing

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 5 лет назад +4

      Good thing I'm older

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 5 лет назад +13

      I feel so young here, yet I'm a 2004 kid.

    • @verkbut
      @verkbut 5 лет назад

      Crap I’m the same year. This sucks

    • @biaocean
      @biaocean 5 лет назад

      she was born in 2006. people accused her of being eleven in 2017

  • @Tistan01
    @Tistan01 4 года назад +411

    You know there's something wrong when a 13 year old girl looks like she's 20.

    • @patriotslover1014
      @patriotslover1014 4 года назад +8

      strange times, friend

    • @mozzie851
      @mozzie851 4 года назад +34

      ? What 20 yo girl looks like that? Wtf lol

    • @arandomguy8619
      @arandomguy8619 4 года назад +16

      She's got a foot of makeup on her face lmfao

    • @Tistan01
      @Tistan01 4 года назад +35

      @@arandomguy8619 Nah, she got 50kg of makeup, bud.

    • @froyodoesmusic
      @froyodoesmusic 4 года назад +1

      Tistan 01 ahaha plastic surgery go brrrrrr

  • @chernobylthing3932
    @chernobylthing3932 4 года назад +6

    Wait, Britain invaded STALINGRAD? I'm sorry, I think I missed that part of history class

  • @reyessimonjshmaels.565
    @reyessimonjshmaels.565 6 лет назад +477

    Why is your head floating pyro?

    • @davinky6114
      @davinky6114 6 лет назад +31

      Ya, it’s almost as if bullying underage girls gives him power

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 6 лет назад +6

      must be the power of a stand

    • @Yominication
      @Yominication 6 лет назад

      @@pgp555 ayyy

    • @pepperonitestimony7235
      @pepperonitestimony7235 6 лет назад

      @@pgp555
      -star platinum!-

  • @thisistheplan414
    @thisistheplan414 6 лет назад +322

    if she's 12 then i'm 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.

    • @KaNofbeans
      @KaNofbeans 6 лет назад +9

      when reading the first few words I thought it was an actual serious comment, but no its another joke comment like the whole comment section

    • @461Dragonman
      @461Dragonman 6 лет назад +2

      Game End this fucking meme, please.

    • @finlaymitchell6823
      @finlaymitchell6823 6 лет назад +1

      @@KaNofbeans Dinr know what you were expecting in the oyro comment section.

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 6 лет назад +1

      thisistheplan if she’s 12 then Pyro will upload Petscop 2.

    • @thegoldencrowbar6439
      @thegoldencrowbar6439 6 лет назад +1

      @@Jim-lg8sf yeah that's a paradox ain't happening

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 лет назад +806

    Pyro DESTROYS Danielle Cohn with FACTS and LOGIC

  • @therealboi1335
    @therealboi1335 4 года назад +2

    I’m from Sweden and let me just say our ww2 lesson in school was about a single Swedish spy who sold inteligencia from 1934-1978 until he went to jail