What crazy is if you’ve watched Andor comparing that variation of Mon Mothma to the entirely incompetent one in Ahsoka. No clue how it’s even the same person.
@@brandonm4550 Not really, in Andor, Mon Mothma is a whiny hippie, constantly crying to Luthen about the consequences brought by the Rebellion SHE is founding, and a token desperate housewife. So it only makes sense that she'd be an incompetent leader in Disney canon.
@@brandonm4550 Mon in Andor vs Mon in Ahwoka is the difference between Gilroy´s intelligence vs Felony´s "intelligence". If only Gilroy could write Thrawn trilogy adaptation...
"We let the the enemy do whatever they wanted and kill a bunch of our troops when we literally only needed to push a button to kill them all. My plan is just brilliant." -Elon Thrawn
But but but "He's actually a genius, you just need to watch another series and 5 books to understand his character. You have no right to complain if you don't understand him." That's what some fans tell me when I bring up that the series fails to show us why Thrawn is such a threat
@karolclark791 now here's the kicker: I HAVE seen Rebels. And even though I think he's way overblown in that show compared to the Timothy Zahn books, he's still infinitely more threatening and calculating in that kids show than in this mess.
@@cmd31220kinda hard to find someone menacing when all they do is stand around and take orders from an old lady Also every one of these characters are Filoni Fiction garbage throwaway characters. None of these matters in the grand scheme of George's story.
@@dragerdet You kind of missed his point. Every man in the series needs women to solve their problems or fight for them. Men are just useless sideshows to be ridiculed and shown to be weak, inept creatures. Women have had strong roles in movies for decades. Seems Disney missed that and is bent on making the universe a bastion for women power and where men are bumbling fools...Just my opinion of course.....
@@dragerdet Save your condescension. Men are belittled in all media nowadays. & I'm sure the super genius isn't played as a dependant muppet in the source material.
The dumbest thing is the show hasn't shown us why Thrawn is bad. Or a threat. Or a force that the heroes of the galaxy should fight and sacrifice themselves for. For most casuals he's a blue dude talking slowly on a damaged star destroyer in a distant galaxy where somehow he's pretending that he hasn't failed. I have figured out the Morgan Elsbeth character archetype: nagging shrew. It all makes sense now.
That explains why Bozo-Katan was so easily redeemed despite the fact the ENTIRE REASON that Mandalore was destroyed (er.... mildly inconvenienced) was because of HER actions Apparently all it took for her to be redeemed was a swim in some monsters shit water
Watching this reminds me of Austin Powers where Scott tells Dr. Evil let's just shoot him and be done with it and Evil is like no, let's put him in a poorly conceived, easily escapable situation with incompetent guards...
I remember I used to really want a final austin powers movie. With Seth Green as the new dr evil. They would absolutely murder the characters in 2023 though.
When you consider that public figures like Cardi B and some of these other rap artists are selling out concerts globally, and being funded and endorsed by billion dollar corporations.., while they persecute families who choose to homeschool their children and live off grid…you realize that all these “prophecies” are true. Disturbing times.
My favorite bit was when he basically goes "An entire division was completely annihilated down to the last man without achieving ANYTHING whatsoever, not even wounding an enemy combatant. Acceptable losses!" This has to be parody at this point, right? That is a scene I would expect in Space Balls but not any serious kind of show.
@oXRaptorzXo An acceptable loss generally means that at least something was gained. Thrawn didn't gain anything. The assignment was ruined, and he lost a bunch of troops in the process. How is that acceptable?
He lost half of the 50 or so Stormtroopers that were sent to kill them some of them retreated and made it back onto the gunship. To put that in perspective, an ISD has 10,000 stormtroopers on it. Granted, it's possible that over the course of a decade, it suffered a good deal of attrition and casualties. So let's say they took 60% casualties in the time between the Battle of Lothal, and now. That still means he has 4,000 Stormtroopers on the Chimaera, so 25 (give or take) stormtroopers to accomplish his goal of keeping them busy so they couldn't interrupt the cargo transfer isn't really all that bad. Even if you want to make those numbers even worse for Thrawn, and say he lost more of the assault force, and lost even more stormtroopers in his time there, it doesn't matter. He lost troops because Baylan Skoll betrayed him. He couldn't have known that was going to happen, and he still was able to make the most of the situation. Don't get me wrong, the show is mediocre at best, but this isn't the right hill to die on. If you have a better idea of what he should've done, by all means, enlighten me, but for all the faults of the show, and that battle being completely brain dead, Thrawn's reaction to it was not one of those faults.
@@Ergeniz Probably a little of both, they're the protaganists of this show, but they're also all women. And therefore are always right and moral and all that shit.
That guy doesn't even resemble Thrawn, therefore making him non-canon to Timothy Zahn's Grand Admiral Thrawn from the Expanded Universe which is the true Star Wars character.
I've said as much online, too, but them others insist he's not meant to be that version of Thrawn but the version that Zahn crafted for that newer trilogy of books. I read the first one of those, didn't care for it, and never returned.
I hate this idiotic version of thrawn. Why is he a fat old guy? Why does he have red iris' and not full red eyes? Star wars is a turd going down the drain.
The best part about Thrawn's "Plan" is how he briefly gloats how his plan is a success because Ashoka and company are distracted by the assault and is thus giving him time to charge his ship with the Night Sister casket thingies, we see he's 83% percent done with the task... Then he litterally IMMEDIATELY gives the order for his troops to retreat right in the middle of the fight , when they have Ahsoka and company essentially surrounded too... So every single soldier bails out after a loud nuclear blast alarm sounds off, clearly telling the heroes that they are planning to warp out of there super soon... This is after thrawn clearly stated that both Dark Jedis and his two ships of troops are expendable too, so WHY the hell doesn't he let them fight the heroes to keep them occupied till the ship is 100% loaded and gone... Or at least 98% loaded or something... Thankfully the heroes are so stupid that instead of realising the enemy just gave the order for all their troops to retreat because they're about to leave the planet, they spend like 45 minutes having small talk and maknig friends with the crab people instead of running to Ashoka's ship and following the stormtroopers that are speeing back to the base not to be left behind in the other dimension... And people say Filoni is a genious and he is "Saving Star Wars"...
I wish they could all just become stranded in this stupid galaxy, so they cant ruin more of georges story. That would actually make a lot of sense lol. Considering that in the 9 movies, none of these filoni fiction characters are mentioned once.
@@manz7860 just wait till Filoni release his "remastered version" of OT, replacing Luke, Han and Leia with Ashoka, Master Chief, I'm sorry, Rex, and Hera.
@@manz7860 not just georges character but Timothy Zahn the author of "The Thrawn Trilogy" story about Thrawn coming back from another galaxy and Luke fighting him. Filoni is just perverting the character as his own. Honestly it's sad to see
Ah yes, blue elon will be infinitely more intelligent if he throws in words like "wisely" and "strategically" into his actions. Brilliant beyond compare!
What's your point? His point was sound. Killing them would have been a great bonus, but the main goal was to get the cargo loaded onto his Star Destroyer and get out, leaving anyone not on the Eye of Scion stranded in the new galaxy. Despite the fact that the main characters will probably not be stranded, in their current situation it doesn't matter if Thrawn kills them right now or not, they should be dead of old age before they get off that galaxy, the space whales abandoned them. If you have a problem with my analysis, by all means, share it, but it's not an indictment of his actions just because he used "Strategically" in one of his sentences.
@@gamercornelius348 Because Ezra and Sabine have stopped Thrawn before in Rebels S4. Leaving them alive is risky because they are significant threats to him. Any semi-competent leader would know that they should tie up any loose ends whenever possible. The show keeps telling us that Thrawn is a genius and a massive threat to the SW universe, yet they've failed to show us why he is those things. Almost every single one of his plans has utterly failed so far.
@@marwana4834 Ill grant you that. He probably should've gotten wise to the fact that you should just shoot them when you have the chance, but there was a plan there. A plan that would have worked if Baylan didn't betray him. And yeah Rebels and now this show does a pretty piss poor job of showing Thrawn as a credible threat, which is why I tell people to just read the Heir to the Empire Trilogy, Thrawn Alliances and Treason, and the Ascendancy Novels instead of the garbage that Filoni tries to pump out. But even if Thrawn's portrayals are lackluster, I still won't abide by midwits trying to claim that not wasting starfighters chasing Ahsoka through a ring of whale bones, or that pulling troops out of a losing fight were poor tactical decisions. Thrawn is, and should be a threat, but Filoni lacks the intelligence to write him as one, and Zahn lacks the backbone to stand up to him and Disney and tell them what a piss poor job they're doing. They should have just used Heir to the Empire as a script, instead of making the Walmart Great Value Brand version of it.
@@Thurmanatr16It’s all apart of the New World Order handbook, devalue and degrade the arts and history. Destroy art, and you demoralize the people. That is why the sequels destroy everything about the OT characters.
Fuck Dave filoni, dude is the reason why (atleast in part) why the old expanded universe is gone, he started it by ignoring and burying the old clone wars comics before his shitty cartoon
The reverse grip worked for Starkiller, because he had fluid motion and often wound up or used grappling attacks to give him more leverage and impact. Ahsoka uses it to weakly parry highly-telegraphed attacks and NOT give a whirling slash despite being open to do so several times while fighting Evil Santa. She seriously had his saber up over his head or knocked off to the side and there was nothing stopping her from stabbing or slashing him, but she either did nothing or elbowed him in the gut. Whoever does their fight choreography could probably lose a stick fight to a 5 year old.
Yeah the choreography in this leaves a WHOLE LOT to be desired. Funny that the best shit in the whole series is when Ahsoka was portrayed in the clone wars kicking ass. That was some pretty decent choreography and imo she made good use of that reverse grip in that sequence. Kudos to Ariana Greenblatt not only for her physical capabilities but she really nailed it when she was portraying real in depth emotion in the flashbacks. Talented girl.
The show has lifeless characters, you'd have to know everyone from the Rebels and the Clone wars to care about them. Any casual fan doesn't care about them at all because no writing was done to make anyone care,but Thrawn being an idiot is the worst crime of them all.
I’m a fan of clone wars and rebels and I care nothing for these characters, they don’t feel the same. It’s garbage I don’t watch this show because I want to, only because I want to see what Dave Biloni cooked up this week.
I really don’t understand everyone’s love fest with Baylon. He has recycled Sith Lord motifs, an order 66 background, is more of a vehicle for vague exposition, but nothing personal about him is revealed. In storytelling the emotional wound of the character is usually highlighted in the character introduction so that every subsequent scene can have a specific emotion fitted to that character. But none of the characters, including Baylon, have such a literary device.
@@VonJay " In storytelling the emotional wound of the character is usually highlighted in the character introduction so that every subsequent scene can have a specific emotion fitted to that character." LITERALLY being hunted and being done with the old Jedi vs Sith shit that killed everyone he cared about and him running for his life for decades. Are you really that daft? You watching the sho or just watching social media videos about it? Also, that is not even an accurate take on "the rules of storytelling." How fffkng boring it would be if anytime a character was introduced in any piece of fiction, and they immediately have to give backstory on their trauma. You would all complain about that too, rightfully so in that case as it is the opposite of engaging storytelling. Finally, it's space wizards with laser swords and has always been big business with steadily questionable writing since 1977
The fact that Ezra, the actual trained jedi, decided not to reclaim his lightsaber from Sabine is the dumbest crap I've ever seen. They are about to be slaughtered by stormtroopers and a wannabe sith apprentice and decides to fight unarmed. They were really pushing hard to make Sabine the protagonist and its getting embarrassing
I kinda agree, but maybe he wanted to give Sabine a fighting chance Because she is really bad with blasters despite being a freaking Mandalorian and propably Ezra could sense that she cannot even use the Force That is why Erza was baffled when Sabine told that she is Ahsoka's apprentice
If Ezra had simply said "keep it you'll need it more than me", it would have made some sense. He wanted her to keep it for her own safety. The fact that he didn't was probably for intersectional reasons. Can't have a woman being shown to be weak and requiring help from a man, no matter how superficial.
@@levicarpenter5509thrawn is NOT filoni’s character a pointless plot hole Mary sue is his creation-he absolutely destroyed thrawn, which was Timothy zhan’s
Imagine our earthly whales being able to fart and hit Mach 3. Also they are immune to naval gunfire and can destroy battleships by simply ramming into them. Also not a single soul in the infinite galaxy has devoted anymore than 5 minutes to study these creatures
Sabine's hairdressing skills with a single stroke of her knife, the virtue-signalling pattern on her breast-plate, plot-armour forcefield around Ahsoka's ship, a lack of any likeable/engaging characters (except Baylon) and the assumption that all viewers know every characters background. The best thing about episode 7 is that Ahsoka didn't fold her arms once.
I like how you noticed Asoka’s asswackwards logic of “we don’t need to find Sabine, we just need to find the enemy” because I literally had to stop my player I was laughing so hard when that line dropped
The more I watch this show, the more I realize how much we were robbed of a great story based around Baylon. Filoni and Disney Star Wars could have never pulled it off though. He's by far the best part of the show, based on his on-screen presence alone. RIP Ray Stevenson.
@@konstantinosnikolakakis8125 2 things can be true at the same time. Thrawn is a great character. In this show though he is butchered, weak, and incredibly uninteresting. So I see no point in talking about him. The novels don't mean anything, if they failed the first on-screen live action impression of the character. The wider audience has no desire to go and read more Thrawn stories, because the first impression for many was ruined. Including myself.
@@xLauant I bought the books because people were talking about the cool Thrawn from the books and Blue Elon didn´t look cool from the trailers, neither did the Mary Sues. So I read the books and don´t watch the sh*tshow.
@@Mouse_Metal that’s my point, you were exposed to the real Thrawn first, but possible new fans who have never been exposed to the actual Thrawn. Now have no interest in the character. The only people who enjoy these shit ass Star Wars shows, are the Disney adults and their delusional cult. Who will break down in tears over dumb ass poorly executed cameos. I knew of Thrawn and how great of character he is, but I haven’t read. Heir to the Empire. This show stripped away any interest I may have had in reading the novels. Because I see no point in getting invested into a character, that I’ll never see executed properly on-screen. That’s just me though.
@@xLauant Seriously man seeing all the star wars fan channels gush over this objective subversive shit is pathetic thirsty culty lefty weirdos so damn thirsty they tolerate the intolerable its frickin pathetic man.
Just a reminder that Poe got slapped and demoted by Leia for disobeying direct orders in The Last Jedi, but Hera (who got people killed) is given a pass by the exact same person. I think we all know the reason why.
How your channel doesn't have more views is beyond me. You lay out so many of the glaring absurdities in such an amusing but concise manner with none of the time-wasting side-talk of so many other channels. Lucasfilm needs to watch these ASAP and take notes. Have a great weekend my very incisive friend.
In disney star wars men can't be smart, its a rule. So I was curious to see how they would handle Thrawn, and just as I expected he has females who guide him. Thank you for these videos because I could not stomach watching this whole show.
Yeah, no character in this series can be, or is smarter than Filoni; Ahsoka is his idiocy on full display. Trying to make sense of it is like trying to reassemble a meal after someone's eaten it and vomited it back onto the plate.
I thought the same thing about the motor neuron disease... at first I thought maybe she was just being slow and methodical, then she keeps going and she just looks tired and unable to perform the movements or something. It's so weird.
Let us not forget that Luke could reach Leia because she too had the family's gift with the Force, she just didn't know it at the time. They've repeatedly stated Sabine isn't force sensitive (though, of course, they're trying to sneak it into her profile by way of terrible plot contrivances), so having Ahsoka try to reach her with it is pointless. Oh, and hey, we have speeders and starcraft, but naaaaaahhh, let's chase them on "horseback". The stupid, it BURNS!
This episode inspired me. Henceforth I will insert the adverb "wisely" when explaining something stupid that I did. Because that's the sign of a super intelligent person. "I wisely forgot to buy milk."
On Spotify the thrawn book are free to listen (Germany). So on my way to work i hear all the books. This person has so much incomen in the book character as a drunken homeless man with a Space marine in Warhammer 40k. In the book he is clever, planing, charismatic, efficient brutal but not sadistic. In short respected and competent. Even as a vilan i could imagine to serve under him. This one in the show has the control of junkyard and even failed to do everything by him self.
How is it that this video is 100x more entertaining and intelligent than the actual show it is based on? I hope the writers of this show worked on their skills when they were on strike, but somehow I don’t think they are even aware of how terrible they are.
I can already guess the finale, Sabine broke down after realizing her mistake to have betrayed everyone in order to find Ezra, then Ashoka recalled Anakin teaching her that such is the price of war, justifying Sabine's action was done out of love, then Sabine rose up and become Rey 2.0,🤭
Ezra is going to end up being too toxic and masculine for Sabine to handle, and he will be made to start the next villain arc. I could be wrong though because he’s played by a diverse actor..im not sure if he’s diverse enough to be safe from the trashing..but he is a Male, so maybe he will be thrown to the wolves. Sabine will end up realizing that Ezra is just too weak of a boy for her liking, and she will awaken to her true urges to be with a strongk woman..which will be the green girl or Ashoka. Ezra will turn out to be a helpless crackhead who is begrudged and paranoid, and he will abandon them when they need him most. The story will end up with the Star Wars Charlie’s Angels conquering the Empire and founding a smoothie bar planet.
@@medicinemanboxing3222 Ashoka: Charlie’s Angels far far away! 🤣 They’re already setting him up as the ultimate simp! And they’re already thrashing diverse Republic senator, 🤭
I always thought that Luke was able to "mind speak" to Leia because they are closed friends but also because she is his sister and furthermore, she's Force sensitive.
I just watched the Barbie movie with my daughter. Fuckin Margot Robbie's Stereotypical Barbie had more depth than any of the female characters on this show!!! 😂
So Thrawn releases Sabine to track down Ezra, who has somehow eluded Thrawn and his army of hundreds of stormtroopers for a decade despite roaming a short distance away. In the same episode Thrawn also has the witches use their abilities to sense Forcing using Ahsoka's location so they can fire on her. ... Ezra is a Force user. If the witches can detect where other Force users are all the way out in space, how the hell were they unable to find Ezra in a decade of being trapped on the same planet where the only other lifeforms are non-humanoid, non-Force using creatures? Ezra should stand out both physically and by his Force presence like a sore thumb. Bloody brilliant. This on top of relying on the idea that Sabine will somehow have better luck finding Ezra than him. If this was EU Thrawn, he'd know Sabine wouldn't be able to because Thrawn would have explored every option to accomplish that task. If he failed, Sabine would have a infinitesimal chance at succeeding. In this show, Thrawn's plan relied entirely on pure luck, which he'd never bank on. Not with the risk Sabine now posed to him. And he certainly didn't make any promises or deals with Sabine to keep him from shooting her down the moment she interrupted him. Thrawn doesn't even put a tracking device anywhere on Sabine before she leaves, and he even returns everything she needs to fight back (including her impervious Beskar armor and lightsaber) against the Sith he sends after her to kill her when she finds Ezra. All when they could just blow her and Ezra up from a ship or something. Also, how was Thrawn going to know when she found Ezra or not? Was he just going to have the Sith wasting their time tracking her forever until she got lucky and stumbled onto Ezra? That could have taken months, years, or never, for all his plan assured. Thrawn isn't a master tactician. He's a fake and a conman. He has everyone fooled. Fortunately for Thrawn, everyone else is stupid, too.
I really wish thrawn would've left every one of these awful filoni fiction characters in this separate galaxy Would explain a lot as to why they are never seen or mentioned in GEORGE'S story.
Well, my guess for the next episode is, that we will learn Thrawn is a genius after all and that in fact, he didn't want to kill Ezra, he just needed to preted so, because he needs the witches to get him back to the known Gallaxy. That's why he will play an idiot one more time so Ezra can get back too and after that's done, Ezra will proclaim himself to be a transgender and they will run away to be Emperor and Empress, leaving behind Sabine, Ahsoka and angry witches. But pissing off witches and strong women is a bad idea, so the Filoni's movie is going to be about temporary alliance of angry women who decide to take down the Emperor Thrawn and Empress Ezra. I am just not sure if Ezra will regret his (her) actions in the end or not. 🤪
I can only guess that Sabine will use force powers by the next episode when Dave Felony demands it. And Sabine wasn't even written to be a Jedi in the first place
1:39 Why do the male actors constantly shake their heads as they deliver their dialogue? As if they're ashamed of what they're saying. Not all the time, but once you see, you can't unsee it. The smart women do it too, especially during crying scenes because they know that whatever it is isn't worth crying over, but they have to act it out.
5:55 holding your saber backwards is memberberries to the force unleashed games because starkiller held his saber like that, two games and a character that Kennedy, filoni and disney erased and pretend never happened but poach from its carcess like the rest of the old EU for memberberries.
The writers are uncomfortable with conflict. How can you write drama and be afraid to portray conflict? If any of these people watched a single episode of the Battlestar Galactica reboot they would instantly perish.
So basically. Ezra sacrificed himself for nothing and isn't even being told of this. Well. That is...certainly a writing decision. I dont even know how to describe the stupidity of this. Someone, please help me out.
The problem is called filoni I think. He writes live action characters and plot the same way he does his cartoon series. All his characters are smart in one scene and idiots in another depending on what he needed done in a situation.
@@gamercornelius348I mean that's fine. But there should be dialogue that addresses the consequences. Ezra should absolutely be livid that sabine wasted his 10 years of exile because thrawn can now escape. Nope. Can't have our damsel in distress asking why the big strong girl came to save him.
"Sabine despite betraying everyone she knows has never been punished or acknowledged it was a bad thing" - So she is Bo-Karen 2.0 LOL! They are my most hated pseudocharacters ever. Even Holdo is less insufferable than Space Karen and Dangerhair. At least she died as a result of her incompetency. Felony NEVER punishes his pet OCs for their bad deeds. EDIT: Poor C3PO! He doesn´t deserve to be in Felony´s crappy fanic. Neither does Mon Mothma who was obviously ruined in this trash show. :(
I actually watched the first few seconds of ep 7, that was more than enough stupidity for me. Thankfully I found your video and you instantly had he hooked. You packed more entertainment into 15 minutes then Disney ever did in hundreds of hours of them shitting over the franchise.
The answer to the riddle of Leia's "order" is simple: the writers don't understand government as well as a 7th grader, who could have told them what the functions of the legislative and executive branches are. Absolutely disgraceful what Disney has become. They have always provided bland pablum, but at least they used to inform the public and reinforce basic democratic norms.
Thraun being beaten by the three women is the whole point . The sick fux get off on belittling men and ruining what we wants loved which they have done successfully. I canceled my Disney account the very morning that I woke up and read that they fired Gina that was it for me because they showed what Hypocrites they were and how they were only out to destroy Star Wars not to build it up and make it awesome
@@Joshua-uw7wm It´s easy to predict where the stab goes with reverse grip stabbing, and stabbing in general. If you can see the stab comming you can block it. Cutting/slicing is harder to block.
Thank you for calling like it is. All these soy boy youtube simp content creators raving how great the episode is when the writing, choreography and directing is autrocious. Also they chose the wrong Mikkelsen brother to play Thrawn. What a shame.
The show, to me, is the epitome of "a stupid person can't write a smart character". Now, that may sound harsh, but I genuinely mean that the writers are simply not capable of writing really clever/interesting/unique/quality characters...and likewise have zero capacity to understand combat/tactics/plans/espionage, etc. Simply so far out of their depth it's staggering.
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The republic deserved to fall with leaders like this
What crazy is if you’ve watched Andor comparing that variation of Mon Mothma to the entirely incompetent one in Ahsoka. No clue how it’s even the same person.
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At least the empire had a competent government and an iron grip over the galaxy, there was law and order.
@@brandonm4550 Not really, in Andor, Mon Mothma is a whiny hippie, constantly crying to Luthen about the consequences brought by the Rebellion SHE is founding, and a token desperate housewife. So it only makes sense that she'd be an incompetent leader in Disney canon.
@@brandonm4550 Mon in Andor vs Mon in Ahwoka is the difference between Gilroy´s intelligence vs Felony´s "intelligence".
If only Gilroy could write Thrawn trilogy adaptation...
"Lady, my balls can't get any bluer." - Thrawn
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"We let the the enemy do whatever they wanted and kill a bunch of our troops when we literally only needed to push a button to kill them all. My plan is just brilliant."
-Elon Thrawn
But but but
"He's actually a genius, you just need to watch another series and 5 books to understand his character. You have no right to complain if you don't understand him."
That's what some fans tell me when I bring up that the series fails to show us why Thrawn is such a threat
Interesting while in the books Thrawn only needed to sacrifice one Tie fighter for a goal and lead too so many victories.
@karolclark791 now here's the kicker: I HAVE seen Rebels.
And even though I think he's way overblown in that show compared to the Timothy Zahn books, he's still infinitely more threatening and calculating in that kids show than in this mess.
@@cmd31220kinda hard to find someone menacing when all they do is stand around and take orders from an old lady
Also every one of these characters are Filoni Fiction garbage throwaway characters. None of these matters in the grand scheme of George's story.
I think its great that they got Elon musk to play thrawn
The smartest man ever needs women to do anything right? How very 2023
Of course. Girl boss a thing now and no man can survive without a girl leading the way.
The nightsisters have always been powerful so it makes sense for him to call upon them, they were around waaaay before 2023 kid
@@dragerdetwith that level of stupidity, he pretty much needs all 3 to remind him about how to breath.
@@dragerdet You kind of missed his point. Every man in the series needs women to solve their problems or fight for them. Men are just useless sideshows to be ridiculed and shown to be weak, inept creatures. Women have had strong roles in movies for decades. Seems Disney missed that and is bent on making the universe a bastion for women power and where men are bumbling fools...Just my opinion of course.....
@@dragerdet Save your condescension. Men are belittled in all media nowadays. & I'm sure the super genius isn't played as a dependant muppet in the source material.
If there's one silver lining to these awful streaming shows, it's that they're food for infinitely more entertaining RUclips reviews like this.
Haha, good point.
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nailed it right!
DISNEY'S STAR WARS FAIL PLUS DISASTER.
Modern MSM entertainment in a nutshell.. 🤦♂️
I love that her ship is indestructible and some how continues to evade point blank blasts from pursuing craft…for 1/2 the episode!!
Yeah it's a complete joke. Thrawn even has a full complement of TIEs on his Star Destroyer that he didn't use during the whole fight smh
Lol....think that's y they gave it the name ghost😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shills ignore this and omg it's so good. Please pluck out your eyes and brain.
Shields?
@@Hardhatreptiles95agreed, every fan I've seen of this show either talks about how good it looks or "ha ha I know him or her"
„Everyone acts all happy but you know who isn’t happy? Me“ is a good summary of this show.
The dumbest thing is the show hasn't shown us why Thrawn is bad. Or a threat. Or a force that the heroes of the galaxy should fight and sacrifice themselves for. For most casuals he's a blue dude talking slowly on a damaged star destroyer in a distant galaxy where somehow he's pretending that he hasn't failed.
I have figured out the Morgan Elsbeth character archetype: nagging shrew. It all makes sense now.
Women not having accountability?
Imagine my surprise
That explains why Bozo-Katan was so easily redeemed despite the fact the ENTIRE REASON that Mandalore was destroyed (er.... mildly inconvenienced) was because of HER actions
Apparently all it took for her to be redeemed was a swim in some monsters shit water
Imagine my shock
@@jeremyallen5974 I killed that sociopathic, narcissistic b**** slowly and painfull in my version of S3. Very satisfying. Highly reccommended.
And the black sith too from Obi Wan@@jeremyallen5974
@@solarydaysI wouldn’t call those people men 😂
Watching this reminds me of Austin Powers where Scott tells Dr. Evil let's just shoot him and be done with it and Evil is like no, let's put him in a poorly conceived, easily escapable situation with incompetent guards...
I remember I used to really want a final austin powers movie. With Seth Green as the new dr evil.
They would absolutely murder the characters in 2023 though.
The Disney morality is that of the biblical apocalypse
"And in the end times people will call good evil and evil good"
Spot on.
When you consider that public figures like Cardi B and some of these other rap artists are selling out concerts globally, and being funded and endorsed by billion dollar corporations.., while they persecute families who choose to homeschool their children and live off grid…you realize that all these “prophecies” are true. Disturbing times.
Oh, shit.
Literally more excited for this video than anything else on RUclips.
My favorite bit was when he basically goes "An entire division was completely annihilated down to the last man without achieving ANYTHING whatsoever, not even wounding an enemy combatant. Acceptable losses!"
This has to be parody at this point, right? That is a scene I would expect in Space Balls but not any serious kind of show.
They completely destroyed thrawns character
Of course, they were acceptable. Thrawn was trying to rack up the first loser streak in history. Wasn't that obvious?
“Oh no not 20 stormtroopers? We’re lost for sure” like dude, it’s not that many he losy
@oXRaptorzXo
An acceptable loss generally means that at least something was gained. Thrawn didn't gain anything. The assignment was ruined, and he lost a bunch of troops in the process. How is that acceptable?
He lost half of the 50 or so Stormtroopers that were sent to kill them some of them retreated and made it back onto the gunship. To put that in perspective, an ISD has 10,000 stormtroopers on it. Granted, it's possible that over the course of a decade, it suffered a good deal of attrition and casualties. So let's say they took 60% casualties in the time between the Battle of Lothal, and now. That still means he has 4,000 Stormtroopers on the Chimaera, so 25 (give or take) stormtroopers to accomplish his goal of keeping them busy so they couldn't interrupt the cargo transfer isn't really all that bad.
Even if you want to make those numbers even worse for Thrawn, and say he lost more of the assault force, and lost even more stormtroopers in his time there, it doesn't matter. He lost troops because Baylan Skoll betrayed him. He couldn't have known that was going to happen, and he still was able to make the most of the situation. Don't get me wrong, the show is mediocre at best, but this isn't the right hill to die on. If you have a better idea of what he should've done, by all means, enlighten me, but for all the faults of the show, and that battle being completely brain dead, Thrawn's reaction to it was not one of those faults.
The trope for those who are wondering that Disney seems to perpetuate over and over again in this show, is known as “protagonist centered mortality.”
Interesting, thanks for the info!
Exactly!
Unofficially known as "It's ok when we do it"
I would argue the trope being used is "The unfair sex". Since its not that they're the protagonists, but its that they're women.
@@Ergeniz Probably a little of both, they're the protaganists of this show, but they're also all women. And therefore are always right and moral and all that shit.
That guy doesn't even resemble Thrawn, therefore making him non-canon to Timothy Zahn's Grand Admiral Thrawn from the Expanded Universe which is the true Star Wars character.
I've said as much online, too, but them others insist he's not meant to be that version of Thrawn but the version that Zahn crafted for that newer trilogy of books. I read the first one of those, didn't care for it, and never returned.
@ELeeZimmermanSciFiHistoryNet Canon book Thrawn is the same character as Legends Thrawn in my opinion.
@@ELeeZimmermanSciFiHistoryNetthat was a good book.
He has the voice for Thrawn though as shown in the Rebels. I think he's alright, just needs to be written properly.
I hate this idiotic version of thrawn. Why is he a fat old guy? Why does he have red iris' and not full red eyes? Star wars is a turd going down the drain.
More excited for these videos than the actual episodes of Ahsoka.
The best part about Thrawn's "Plan" is how he briefly gloats how his plan is a success because Ashoka and company are distracted by the assault and is thus giving him time to charge his ship with the Night Sister casket thingies, we see he's 83% percent done with the task... Then he litterally IMMEDIATELY gives the order for his troops to retreat right in the middle of the fight , when they have Ahsoka and company essentially surrounded too... So every single soldier bails out after a loud nuclear blast alarm sounds off, clearly telling the heroes that they are planning to warp out of there super soon... This is after thrawn clearly stated that both Dark Jedis and his two ships of troops are expendable too, so WHY the hell doesn't he let them fight the heroes to keep them occupied till the ship is 100% loaded and gone... Or at least 98% loaded or something...
Thankfully the heroes are so stupid that instead of realising the enemy just gave the order for all their troops to retreat because they're about to leave the planet, they spend like 45 minutes having small talk and maknig friends with the crab people instead of running to Ashoka's ship and following the stormtroopers that are speeing back to the base not to be left behind in the other dimension...
And people say Filoni is a genious and he is "Saving Star Wars"...
I wish they could all just become stranded in this stupid galaxy, so they cant ruin more of georges story. That would actually make a lot of sense lol.
Considering that in the 9 movies, none of these filoni fiction characters are mentioned once.
@@manz7860 just wait till Filoni release his "remastered version" of OT, replacing Luke, Han and Leia with Ashoka, Master Chief, I'm sorry, Rex, and Hera.
@@manz7860 not just georges character but Timothy Zahn the author of "The Thrawn Trilogy" story about Thrawn coming back from another galaxy and Luke fighting him. Filoni is just perverting the character as his own. Honestly it's sad to see
Ah yes, blue elon will be infinitely more intelligent if he throws in words like "wisely" and "strategically" into his actions. Brilliant beyond compare!
What's your point? His point was sound. Killing them would have been a great bonus, but the main goal was to get the cargo loaded onto his Star Destroyer and get out, leaving anyone not on the Eye of Scion stranded in the new galaxy. Despite the fact that the main characters will probably not be stranded, in their current situation it doesn't matter if Thrawn kills them right now or not, they should be dead of old age before they get off that galaxy, the space whales abandoned them. If you have a problem with my analysis, by all means, share it, but it's not an indictment of his actions just because he used "Strategically" in one of his sentences.
@@gamercornelius348 Because Ezra and Sabine have stopped Thrawn before in Rebels S4. Leaving them alive is risky because they are significant threats to him. Any semi-competent leader would know that they should tie up any loose ends whenever possible. The show keeps telling us that Thrawn is a genius and a massive threat to the SW universe, yet they've failed to show us why he is those things. Almost every single one of his plans has utterly failed so far.
"Any man who says I am the king is no true king"
@@marwana4834 Ill grant you that. He probably should've gotten wise to the fact that you should just shoot them when you have the chance, but there was a plan there. A plan that would have worked if Baylan didn't betray him. And yeah Rebels and now this show does a pretty piss poor job of showing Thrawn as a credible threat, which is why I tell people to just read the Heir to the Empire Trilogy, Thrawn Alliances and Treason, and the Ascendancy Novels instead of the garbage that Filoni tries to pump out. But even if Thrawn's portrayals are lackluster, I still won't abide by midwits trying to claim that not wasting starfighters chasing Ahsoka through a ring of whale bones, or that pulling troops out of a losing fight were poor tactical decisions. Thrawn is, and should be a threat, but Filoni lacks the intelligence to write him as one, and Zahn lacks the backbone to stand up to him and Disney and tell them what a piss poor job they're doing. They should have just used Heir to the Empire as a script, instead of making the Walmart Great Value Brand version of it.
@@jonbaxter2254 L'État, c'est moi.
Leia's orders overwrite the council's because In the Disney Star Wars hierarchies go by main character status, not by actual rank or credentials
This show proves that Filoni is nothing without George Lucas by his side.
I actually feel bad for George now as all of this subsequent shit lessens the value and impact of the OG series.
@@Thurmanatr16It’s all apart of the New World Order handbook, devalue and degrade the arts and history. Destroy art, and you demoralize the people. That is why the sequels destroy everything about the OT characters.
Well said
Without George and Jon favreau
Fuck Dave filoni, dude is the reason why (atleast in part) why the old expanded universe is gone, he started it by ignoring and burying the old clone wars comics before his shitty cartoon
The reverse grip worked for Starkiller, because he had fluid motion and often wound up or used grappling attacks to give him more leverage and impact. Ahsoka uses it to weakly parry highly-telegraphed attacks and NOT give a whirling slash despite being open to do so several times while fighting Evil Santa.
She seriously had his saber up over his head or knocked off to the side and there was nothing stopping her from stabbing or slashing him, but she either did nothing or elbowed him in the gut. Whoever does their fight choreography could probably lose a stick fight to a 5 year old.
Yeah the choreography in this leaves a WHOLE LOT to be desired. Funny that the best shit in the whole series is when Ahsoka was portrayed in the clone wars kicking ass. That was some pretty decent choreography and imo she made good use of that reverse grip in that sequence. Kudos to Ariana Greenblatt not only for her physical capabilities but she really nailed it when she was portraying real in depth emotion in the flashbacks. Talented girl.
I legit think the writers were trying to make Huyang be annoying like C3PO was... but instead, he comes across as the only one making sense.
The plot armor in this show is thicker than a woke activist waist line
I love Reaper's take on every episode so far, and I haven't seen any of the episodes. 😁
Reaper has the best takes!
true i stopped on episode 2
He make me laugh
The show has lifeless characters, you'd have to know everyone from the Rebels and the Clone wars to care about them. Any casual fan doesn't care about them at all because no writing was done to make anyone care,but Thrawn being an idiot is the worst crime of them all.
as a cw/ rebels fan i definitely hate the characters now; they all regressed.
I’m a fan of clone wars and rebels and I care nothing for these characters, they don’t feel the same. It’s garbage I don’t watch this show because I want to, only because I want to see what Dave Biloni cooked up this week.
I really don’t understand everyone’s love fest with Baylon. He has recycled Sith Lord motifs, an order 66 background, is more of a vehicle for vague exposition, but nothing personal about him is revealed. In storytelling the emotional wound of the character is usually highlighted in the character introduction so that every subsequent scene can have a specific emotion fitted to that character. But none of the characters, including Baylon, have such a literary device.
this show could have potential but its was wasted
@@VonJay " In storytelling the emotional wound of the character is usually highlighted in the character introduction so that every subsequent scene can have a specific emotion fitted to that character."
LITERALLY being hunted and being done with the old Jedi vs Sith shit that killed everyone he cared about and him running for his life for decades. Are you really that daft? You watching the sho or just watching social media videos about it?
Also, that is not even an accurate take on "the rules of storytelling." How fffkng boring it would be if anytime a character was introduced in any piece of fiction, and they immediately have to give backstory on their trauma. You would all complain about that too, rightfully so in that case as it is the opposite of engaging storytelling.
Finally, it's space wizards with laser swords and has always been big business with steadily questionable writing since 1977
When Star Wars undermines Spaceballs , you know you've killed a Legacy.
"My plan has failed every step of the way... just as I planned. 😏"
-Thrawn
I start spontaneously laughing every time I see that terrible beer belly of Thrawn 😂😂
The fact that Ezra, the actual trained jedi, decided not to reclaim his lightsaber from Sabine is the dumbest crap I've ever seen. They are about to be slaughtered by stormtroopers and a wannabe sith apprentice and decides to fight unarmed.
They were really pushing hard to make Sabine the protagonist and its getting embarrassing
I kinda agree, but maybe he wanted to give Sabine a fighting chance
Because she is really bad with blasters despite being a freaking Mandalorian and propably Ezra could sense that she cannot even use the Force
That is why Erza was baffled when Sabine told that she is Ahsoka's apprentice
If Ezra had simply said "keep it you'll need it more than me", it would have made some sense. He wanted her to keep it for her own safety. The fact that he didn't was probably for intersectional reasons. Can't have a woman being shown to be weak and requiring help from a man, no matter how superficial.
@@kelpie1533 Yep he was afraid of being cancelled 🤣
Guess you never saw the original Clone Wars cartoons where Mace Windu took out an entire battalion of SBDs empty handed.
@@crewchief5144 Yet you didn't see that happen with Erza. Even then I'm pretty sure Mace still had his lightsaber
REAPER BACK AT IT AGAIN YAHOOOOO
Beat me to it
Finally!! Been waiting for this video all day!!
"Hey Sabine, why are you a padawan when you can't use The Force?"
"It's complicated!"
Imagine being one of the pilots in those peashooter ships pointlessly pursuing and firing on Ahsoka's indestructible ship for like 2 hours straight
If i ever find myself in court, i will have my phone tell the court that i had permission from the president. No follow up or verification necessary.
In the books he really was the smartest man alive. It took betrayal from those he trusted to finally take him down.
“But, it was so artistically done”
And he was great in rebels but for some reason Dave likes to ruin his own characters and idk if thrawn is a Dave character
@@levicarpenter5509Thrawn is from Legends
No,he’s character from Timothy Zahn’s books and he is nothing like an idiot Filoni made him to be.
@@levicarpenter5509thrawn is NOT filoni’s character a pointless plot hole Mary sue is his creation-he absolutely destroyed thrawn, which was Timothy zhan’s
"He relies on Old Women for Help"
HAHAHA
Bruh you're HILARIOUS
“The fucking stupid space whales”
Ded😂😂
Imagine our earthly whales being able to fart and hit Mach 3. Also they are immune to naval gunfire and can destroy battleships by simply ramming into them.
Also not a single soul in the infinite galaxy has devoted anymore than 5 minutes to study these creatures
@@manz7860 dude, why are you spoling "Avatar: The Way of Water" like that?
Sabine's hairdressing skills with a single stroke of her knife, the virtue-signalling pattern on her breast-plate, plot-armour forcefield around Ahsoka's ship, a lack of any likeable/engaging characters (except Baylon) and the assumption that all viewers know every characters background.
The best thing about episode 7 is that Ahsoka didn't fold her arms once.
I was wondering when somebody else would notice her armor.
What do you mean by the pattern? I don’t see anything
The only competent and likable character in this show is the Jedi Droid...
Need some banter between him and 3PO
he feels like a droid version of tech from bad batch
Exactly Huyang seems infinitely more interesting and logical than the other characters in this shitshow
plus he can throw hands
I like how you noticed Asoka’s asswackwards logic of “we don’t need to find Sabine, we just need to find the enemy” because I literally had to stop my player I was laughing so hard when that line dropped
I'd like to think that Jon Favreau is subbed to Reaper, and has popcorn at the ready whenever Reaper wrecks Ahsoka.
The more I watch this show, the more I realize how much we were robbed of a great story based around Baylon. Filoni and Disney Star Wars could have never pulled it off though. He's by far the best part of the show, based on his on-screen presence alone. RIP Ray Stevenson.
We were robbed of a great story based around Thrawn.
@@konstantinosnikolakakis8125 2 things can be true at the same time. Thrawn is a great character. In this show though he is butchered, weak, and incredibly uninteresting. So I see no point in talking about him. The novels don't mean anything, if they failed the first on-screen live action impression of the character. The wider audience has no desire to go and read more Thrawn stories, because the first impression for many was ruined. Including myself.
@@xLauant I bought the books because people were talking about the cool Thrawn from the books and Blue Elon didn´t look cool from the trailers, neither did the Mary Sues. So I read the books and don´t watch the sh*tshow.
@@Mouse_Metal that’s my point, you were exposed to the real Thrawn first, but possible new fans who have never been exposed to the actual Thrawn. Now have no interest in the character. The only people who enjoy these shit ass Star Wars shows, are the Disney adults and their delusional cult. Who will break down in tears over dumb ass poorly executed cameos.
I knew of Thrawn and how great of character he is, but I haven’t read. Heir to the Empire. This show stripped away any interest I may have had in reading the novels. Because I see no point in getting invested into a character, that I’ll never see executed properly on-screen. That’s just me though.
@@xLauant Seriously man seeing all the star wars fan channels gush over this objective subversive shit is pathetic thirsty culty lefty weirdos so damn thirsty they tolerate the intolerable its frickin pathetic man.
Reaper, thank you for assuring me that I’m not alone. I’m really not taking crazy pills after all.
Just a reminder that Poe got slapped and demoted by Leia for disobeying direct orders in The Last Jedi, but Hera (who got people killed) is given a pass by the exact same person. I think we all know the reason why.
I've been refreshing my fyp so violently and desperately waiting for this video to come out the past 8 days
How your channel doesn't have more views is beyond me. You lay out so many of the glaring absurdities in such an amusing but concise manner with none of the time-wasting side-talk of so many other channels. Lucasfilm needs to watch these ASAP and take notes. Have a great weekend my very incisive friend.
His og vids got nuked by youtube
In disney star wars men can't be smart, its a rule. So I was curious to see how they would handle Thrawn, and just as I expected he has females who guide him. Thank you for these videos because I could not stomach watching this whole show.
ahhh just watched episode 8 and my god, i can't wait for your review on it hahhaha. keep up the good work
Yeah, no character in this series can be, or is smarter than Filoni; Ahsoka is his idiocy on full display. Trying to make sense of it is like trying to reassemble a meal after someone's eaten it and vomited it back onto the plate.
🤣🤣🤣 thats a good one
It's pretty clear to me whats happening. what aren't you understanding maybe I can help?
Weird how he wants to destroy his own character
@@levicarpenter5509 His character was never good to begin with.
how is he doing that I love the growth shes had.@@levicarpenter5509
I don’t even watch this show, just love listening to you rip the sh!t out of it 😂
Good sir you may be the funniest reviewer on the internet. I applaud you. Love your content!
Last time I was this early, Biden didn't have dementia yet.
Now that’s early!!
I thought the same thing about the motor neuron disease... at first I thought maybe she was just being slow and methodical, then she keeps going and she just looks tired and unable to perform the movements or something. It's so weird.
Let us not forget that Luke could reach Leia because she too had the family's gift with the Force, she just didn't know it at the time.
They've repeatedly stated Sabine isn't force sensitive (though, of course, they're trying to sneak it into her profile by way of terrible plot contrivances), so having Ahsoka try to reach her with it is pointless.
Oh, and hey, we have speeders and starcraft, but naaaaaahhh, let's chase them on "horseback". The stupid, it BURNS!
“Schrodinger’s white” 🤣🤣🤣
This episode inspired me. Henceforth I will insert the adverb "wisely" when explaining something stupid that I did. Because that's the sign of a super intelligent person.
"I wisely forgot to buy milk."
I saw Open Bar talk about episode 7 last night. Could not wait to hear Reaper’s take!
On Spotify the thrawn book are free to listen (Germany). So on my way to work i hear all the books. This person has so much incomen in the book character as a drunken homeless man with a Space marine in Warhammer 40k.
In the book he is clever, planing, charismatic, efficient brutal but not sadistic.
In short respected and competent.
Even as a vilan i could imagine to serve under him.
This one in the show has the control of junkyard and even failed to do everything by him self.
I died on the council asian part.
😂😂😂
How is it that this video is 100x more entertaining and intelligent than the actual show it is based on? I hope the writers of this show worked on their skills when they were on strike, but somehow I don’t think they are even aware of how terrible they are.
Thrawn, "call off the fighter." Thrawn in the next minute, "we flushed them out, send in the fighters." LMAO
This episode tries its best to be as boring and tensionless as possible. Very impressive considering how many action scenes there are.
This is actually the best episode of the series.
@@jonfreeman9682nice joke man, really made me chuckle
@@jonfreeman9682And that is only because it is action eye-candy.
I can already guess the finale, Sabine broke down after realizing her mistake to have betrayed everyone in order to find Ezra, then Ashoka recalled Anakin teaching her that such is the price of war, justifying Sabine's action was done out of love, then Sabine rose up and become Rey 2.0,🤭
Ezra is going to end up being too toxic and masculine for Sabine to handle, and he will be made to start the next villain arc. I could be wrong though because he’s played by a diverse actor..im not sure if he’s diverse enough to be safe from the trashing..but he is a Male, so maybe he will be thrown to the wolves.
Sabine will end up realizing that Ezra is just too weak of a boy for her liking, and she will awaken to her true urges to be with a strongk woman..which will be the green girl or Ashoka.
Ezra will turn out to be a helpless crackhead who is begrudged and paranoid, and he will abandon them when they need him most.
The story will end up with the Star Wars Charlie’s Angels conquering the Empire and founding a smoothie bar planet.
@@medicinemanboxing3222 Ashoka: Charlie’s Angels far far away! 🤣 They’re already setting him up as the ultimate simp! And they’re already thrashing diverse Republic senator, 🤭
Reaper is a more brutal version of Robot Head. Damn!
This episode of reaper is better than literally anything on television 📺 🎉
I always thought that Luke was able to "mind speak" to Leia because they are closed friends but also because she is his sister and furthermore, she's Force sensitive.
Waiting for the Ep. 8 video mate…I need closure.
Haha that Hot Rod fall 😂 love that film
haven't finished watching, but another banger video from my favorite movie reviewer
I just watched the Barbie movie with my daughter. Fuckin Margot Robbie's Stereotypical Barbie had more depth than any of the female characters on this show!!! 😂
So Thrawn releases Sabine to track down Ezra, who has somehow eluded Thrawn and his army of hundreds of stormtroopers for a decade despite roaming a short distance away. In the same episode Thrawn also has the witches use their abilities to sense Forcing using Ahsoka's location so they can fire on her. ... Ezra is a Force user. If the witches can detect where other Force users are all the way out in space, how the hell were they unable to find Ezra in a decade of being trapped on the same planet where the only other lifeforms are non-humanoid, non-Force using creatures? Ezra should stand out both physically and by his Force presence like a sore thumb.
Bloody brilliant.
This on top of relying on the idea that Sabine will somehow have better luck finding Ezra than him. If this was EU Thrawn, he'd know Sabine wouldn't be able to because Thrawn would have explored every option to accomplish that task. If he failed, Sabine would have a infinitesimal chance at succeeding. In this show, Thrawn's plan relied entirely on pure luck, which he'd never bank on. Not with the risk Sabine now posed to him. And he certainly didn't make any promises or deals with Sabine to keep him from shooting her down the moment she interrupted him. Thrawn doesn't even put a tracking device anywhere on Sabine before she leaves, and he even returns everything she needs to fight back (including her impervious Beskar armor and lightsaber) against the Sith he sends after her to kill her when she finds Ezra. All when they could just blow her and Ezra up from a ship or something. Also, how was Thrawn going to know when she found Ezra or not? Was he just going to have the Sith wasting their time tracking her forever until she got lucky and stumbled onto Ezra? That could have taken months, years, or never, for all his plan assured.
Thrawn isn't a master tactician. He's a fake and a conman. He has everyone fooled. Fortunately for Thrawn, everyone else is stupid, too.
I really wish thrawn would've left every one of these awful filoni fiction characters in this separate galaxy
Would explain a lot as to why they are never seen or mentioned in GEORGE'S story.
Well, my guess for the next episode is, that we will learn Thrawn is a genius after all and that in fact, he didn't want to kill Ezra, he just needed to preted so, because he needs the witches to get him back to the known Gallaxy. That's why he will play an idiot one more time so Ezra can get back too and after that's done, Ezra will proclaim himself to be a transgender and they will run away to be Emperor and Empress, leaving behind Sabine, Ahsoka and angry witches.
But pissing off witches and strong women is a bad idea, so the Filoni's movie is going to be about temporary alliance of angry women who decide to take down the Emperor Thrawn and Empress Ezra. I am just not sure if Ezra will regret his (her) actions in the end or not. 🤪
Oh my 😆
This will probably be better than whatever movie Disney releases
😂🤣🤣🤣 I can’t believe I read this seriously
I can only guess that Sabine will use force powers by the next episode when Dave Felony demands it. And Sabine wasn't even written to be a Jedi in the first place
He created Sabine tho
I'm really baffled how that show has garnered any praise, it's so badly written.
1:39 Why do the male actors constantly shake their heads as they deliver their dialogue? As if they're ashamed of what they're saying. Not all the time, but once you see, you can't unsee it. The smart women do it too, especially during crying scenes because they know that whatever it is isn't worth crying over, but they have to act it out.
This review is better than the episode itself
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- Billy Mack
Here we go again.
5:55 holding your saber backwards is memberberries to the force unleashed games because starkiller held his saber like that, two games and a character that Kennedy, filoni and disney erased and pretend never happened but poach from its carcess like the rest of the old EU for memberberries.
ah yes cause noone else is allowed to use reverse grip
@@spikelegend44 not for a character as shit as ashoka no, she was a shit character since her debut in that crappy cartoon as she is now
@@spikelegend44the thing is Starkiller used his blade more like a knife. With alot of grab attacks. Because he is a Assassin.
At least it's easier to stomach than helicopter lightsabers. Which I'm happy hasn't made it into this shitshow
You are the best movie reviewer in the history of mankind!!
The writers are uncomfortable with conflict. How can you write drama and be afraid to portray conflict? If any of these people watched a single episode of the Battlestar Galactica reboot they would instantly perish.
So basically. Ezra sacrificed himself for nothing and isn't even being told of this. Well. That is...certainly a writing decision. I dont even know how to describe the stupidity of this. Someone, please help me out.
Yes. It's a character flaw. Sabine is a selfish prick. That's how her character is written. What's your point?
@@gamercornelius348
So that's bad writing
The problem is called filoni I think. He writes live action characters and plot the same way he does his cartoon series. All his characters are smart in one scene and idiots in another depending on what he needed done in a situation.
@@hunspeaks
But that wasn't the case in Rebels. I think he just isn't a good writer. Instead, he is a bad writer with one good project that he milks.
@@gamercornelius348I mean that's fine. But there should be dialogue that addresses the consequences.
Ezra should absolutely be livid that sabine wasted his 10 years of exile because thrawn can now escape. Nope. Can't have our damsel in distress asking why the big strong girl came to save him.
"Sabine despite betraying everyone she knows has never been punished or acknowledged it was a bad thing" - So she is Bo-Karen 2.0 LOL! They are my most hated pseudocharacters ever. Even Holdo is less insufferable than Space Karen and Dangerhair. At least she died as a result of her incompetency. Felony NEVER punishes his pet OCs for their bad deeds.
EDIT: Poor C3PO! He doesn´t deserve to be in Felony´s crappy fanic. Neither does Mon Mothma who was obviously ruined in this trash show. :(
I actually watched the first few seconds of ep 7, that was more than enough stupidity for me. Thankfully I found your video and you instantly had he hooked. You packed more entertainment into 15 minutes then Disney ever did in hundreds of hours of them shitting over the franchise.
Thrawn 'we need to find a way out of this galaxy' also Thrawn 'kill the intergalactic space whales if they arrive'
The answer to the riddle of Leia's "order" is simple: the writers don't understand government as well as a 7th grader, who could have told them what the functions of the legislative and executive branches are. Absolutely disgraceful what Disney has become. They have always provided bland pablum, but at least they used to inform the public and reinforce basic democratic norms.
Once I saw thrawn’s beer belly I knew he wasn’t shit in this show
Thraun being beaten by the three women is the whole point . The sick fux get off on belittling men and ruining what we wants loved which they have done successfully. I canceled my Disney account the very morning that I woke up and read that they fired Gina that was it for me because they showed what Hypocrites they were and how they were only out to destroy Star Wars not to build it up and make it awesome
Mines in space sounds like a total waste of credits
If any soldier in any military did what Hera did in real life, they'd be court martialed and dishonerably discharged.
Yup.
12:17 Haha I love that clip from South Park where Terrance casually slaps Brooke Shields.
Reverse grip is for knife fights only
It´s sh*t for them too.
@@Mouse_Metal naw it's better in a knife fight than regular grip easily
@@Joshua-uw7wm It´s easy to predict where the stab goes with reverse grip stabbing, and stabbing in general. If you can see the stab comming you can block it. Cutting/slicing is harder to block.
Asokha wisdom:
The toilet is downstairs, therefore if we go downstairs...
...well find the toilet.
Thank you for calling like it is. All these soy boy youtube simp content creators raving how great the episode is when the writing, choreography and directing is autrocious. Also they chose the wrong Mikkelsen brother to play Thrawn. What a shame.
Do Lars have a brother?
Disney is the reverse Philosopher's Stone where whatever they touch it turns into shit.
That is quite a feat.
The show, to me, is the epitome of "a stupid person can't write a smart character". Now, that may sound harsh, but I genuinely mean that the writers are simply not capable of writing really clever/interesting/unique/quality characters...and likewise have zero capacity to understand combat/tactics/plans/espionage, etc. Simply so far out of their depth it's staggering.
Have you ever seen a more spiteful face than on that Sabine bird ?
Yep, Bo-Karen´s b****face.
What's even worse is shills are praising this trash and saying Dave phony has SAVED Star Wars...
Thanks Reaper for your most valuable time, making the series digestible.
😂best reviews, star wars is such a joke now
That’s not Star Wars thats Star yerk
Yep, they’ve absolutely murdered it.