Jerma Streams - Hitman 3 (Part 3 Finale)

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  4 года назад +67

    6:20 Hitman 3
    1:13:03 Brb Ends

  • @ArchmageOfAnarchy
    @ArchmageOfAnarchy 4 года назад +449

    I love how he feels beholden to this debt that only exists as long as he thinks it does.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 4 года назад +49

      Well, it’s kinda like how money is only worth as much as we think it’s worth.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 года назад +1

      Not anymore

    • @Oliepolie
      @Oliepolie 2 года назад +4

      ​@@sanguillotine everyone always says that, and every person who does still uses money
      its worth as much as its worth, simple as

    • @noThankyou-g5c
      @noThankyou-g5c 2 года назад +8

      he’s genuinely cracked at improv and it makes the stream so good. he knows to always run with a good a bit.

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus 2 года назад +16

      @@Oliepolie no its a piece of paper. Everyone simply believes that its worth something. If it were simply worth what its worth then the dollar wouldn't fluctuate so heavily

  • @redanglerfish
    @redanglerfish 4 года назад +210

    “I’m Diana’s son” I almost died at that part

    • @FreezingStorm
      @FreezingStorm 4 года назад +28

      please dont laugh at mr Kojimas writing, he worked really hard on this plot

    • @liviousgameplay1755
      @liviousgameplay1755 3 года назад +28

      "No I'm not" *triggers explosion* "I killed everybody, and her whole family"
      I like how we corrects himself like it was an okay conclusion to make.

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce 11 месяцев назад +27

    I kid you not. Whenever I do a Jerma autoplay sleep night I always wake up to this stream.

    • @ConnorEverything1997
      @ConnorEverything1997 6 месяцев назад

      me too i wake up to the tooth brushing song and it reminds me to brush my teeth

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 4 года назад +421

    I think Jeremy should see a doctor. It took him over 16 minutes just to succesfully stand still and listen to someone speak for 30 seconds without smashing a bottle of red wine over someones head. That's worse than the time he couldn't finish a childrens puzzle in under 15 minutes.

    • @skeletoninyourbody9896
      @skeletoninyourbody9896 3 года назад +7

      I mean we all know he has adhd and it's pretty accurate how it goes for us who have it 🤷 he's having fun, why is that such an issue

    • @MostlyJoJoMemes
      @MostlyJoJoMemes 3 года назад +43

      @@skeletoninyourbody9896 I think it's just a joke bro 🤨

    • @--46200
      @--46200 2 года назад +13

      That's even worse than the time he lost to pinwheel

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus 2 года назад +5

      @@skeletoninyourbody9896 ugh

    • @6A5T08WDIa
      @6A5T08WDIa 2 года назад +3

      @@skeletoninyourbody9896 ugh

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo 2 года назад +83

    3:28:10 Says 'i dont wanna do this anymoe'
    Continues to GRIND people while laughing

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 года назад +3

      3:28:24 is a better timestamp

  • @themigtyboosh
    @themigtyboosh 4 года назад +464

    I’m legitimately so relieved he cancelled that deal in the first few minutes of playing. That would’ve been so boring to watch him play like that the entire stream, just let the dude play lol.

    • @marcusrose6620
      @marcusrose6620 3 года назад +18

      who in the hell cares about "the mission"

    • @Gameguy90
      @Gameguy90 3 года назад +72

      9:45 for reference
      Also, whoever drew up that image must not have watched the previous Jerma Hitman streams. There's no world where I would ever see him doing that for real.

    • @dentoncustoms
      @dentoncustoms 3 года назад +29

      Straight up. It would have sucked.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 2 года назад +19

      @@Gameguy90
      Bet the artist was absolutely fuming when Jerm kept being Jerm.

    • @terezi4real
      @terezi4real 2 года назад +5

      yes another 3 hours of getting shot and getting 0 stars sooooo unique and fun sooooo cool

  • @someguy3795
    @someguy3795 4 года назад +174

    imagine if he had used the jerma laugh track for the squishing part

  • @gonzo_o_o
    @gonzo_o_o 4 года назад +151

    That grinder/crusher bit was one of the most fucked up things that Jerma has ever done LMAO

    • @henrg
      @henrg 3 года назад +23

      It was clear very early on that there was little to no comedic value AT ALL but he just pushed right through

    • @Tadders
      @Tadders 3 года назад +12

      @@henrg he's good at pushing through a bad take, very skilled entertainer

    • @liviousgameplay1755
      @liviousgameplay1755 3 года назад +5

      and when the autoplay started right when he crushed a bunch of them (3:37:08) like it was a cameo from skeletor and he looked so scared at first. :D That was so random I just died !

    • @EdnaKonrad4MVS
      @EdnaKonrad4MVS 3 года назад +4

      And this is coming from a man who cheated on a clone of himself by dating another clone in a fatsuit.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +13

      meat grinder foreshadowing

  • @RobotEthanMars
    @RobotEthanMars 4 года назад +77

    2:12:33
    He really shot her 27 frames after the objective to not kill her was removed.

    • @RobotEthanMars
      @RobotEthanMars 4 года назад +17

      And of course Jerma is the most oblivious man on the planet, and doesn't notice the objective change.

  • @VendrusleSacvi
    @VendrusleSacvi 2 года назад +17

    Thank you for the tooth brush teeth song i will play this clip everytime I brush my teeth

  • @cman8995
    @cman8995 4 года назад +92

    Can't wait for the next stream where Jerma gets peer-pressured by chat into killing a real people in an IRL stream.

    • @suckassmork2972
      @suckassmork2972 8 месяцев назад

      Chat: do it, it'll be 985,000 off the debt.

  • @levy6587
    @levy6587 2 года назад +49

    Jerma fulfilled his fantasy of grinding people up in a meat grinder

    • @heids7427
      @heids7427 Год назад +1

      Was looking for this comment

  • @lavadad2629
    @lavadad2629 Год назад +25

    Coming back to this and hearing him say meat grinder before the Meat Grinder Bit was a thing....chilling

  • @BloodWraith777
    @BloodWraith777 2 года назад +10

    53:22 Wrong target
    54:03 Comedy "Naked Gun Route" of events happens whether you like it or not. This game has some good glitches.
    1:02:43 Jack Lalanne would like to introduce this jumbo sized juicer.
    3:27:53
    3:36:39 Pulped

  • @imperialguard451
    @imperialguard451 4 года назад +24

    “whats the worst that can happen?”
    *grabs live grenade*

  • @peachposting
    @peachposting 4 года назад +43

    2:38:38 is such a great reveal

  • @BexTheBoo388
    @BexTheBoo388 3 года назад +54

    Why does everyone call him psycho when he nearly cried over a hitman npc begging for their life 3:34:41

  • @MDPToaster
    @MDPToaster 4 года назад +35

    1:39:00 best bit of 2021 already.

  • @VV01F_
    @VV01F_ 2 года назад +6

    The Seinfeld theme crusher bit literally made me instantly bend over laughing at work. That's so damn messed up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @domscards
    @domscards 4 года назад +31

    That winery mission was hilarious. I was playing with family and we were dying.

  • @isismorehead4479
    @isismorehead4479 Год назад +2

    I love how he saves every step he takes even thought nothing happened

  • @emiliofernandez7117
    @emiliofernandez7117 4 года назад +72

    Boston man kills

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 4 года назад +39

    I joined thia stream as he was piling corpses into a grinder and figured that was all I needed to know

  • @mfindley08
    @mfindley08 Год назад +3

    You all can call Jerma psychotic all you want, but chat is clearly the dark passenger pushing Agent Schpee to the breaking point.

  • @verminstyx
    @verminstyx 2 года назад +9

    “does this count?” “ok does it start yet” jerm BE YOURSELF 😭

  • @liquid0001Squadalaxd
    @liquid0001Squadalaxd 4 года назад +86

    Jerma's chat becoming more and more toxic ever stream. I miss the old times.

    • @yoquierotacobell4413
      @yoquierotacobell4413 4 года назад +42

      redditors in chat lol, they really only have 5 jokes to make

    • @bosselotiscanon
      @bosselotiscanon 4 года назад +9

      blame the people from r/okbr specifically, same shit around this time last year but with giant enemy spider. they'll fuck off soon enough when they realize these streams aren't the memes the streamer's face just happens to be used in. bunch of 12 year olds.

    • @yourdailydoseofomid3026
      @yourdailydoseofomid3026 4 года назад +26

      It's what always happens when a fanbase expands, for every like 100 normal people that join Jerma's fanbase 1 dickhead joins.

    • @bosselotiscanon
      @bosselotiscanon 4 года назад +5

      @@yourdailydoseofomid3026 depends where they're coming from too, bump that up to like 5 dickheads since it's reddit

    • @Drongobee
      @Drongobee 4 года назад +45

      The debt shit is getting pretty fuckin tiring at this point too

  • @lCYU81
    @lCYU81 4 года назад +18

    1:38:50 for Jerma Laugh Track

  • @magmivire
    @magmivire 4 года назад +51

    Why does he not just distance himself from bodies? I feel like going insane every time I watch him drag one from safety to an area with people.

    • @_slashes
      @_slashes 4 года назад +7

      His ADHD gets to him and he starts freaking out, hence he's always like "I cant do that. They'll see it!" even when no-ones around but 1 guy. Its so infuriating but hey, the hell do I know?

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 4 года назад +9

      worse when its an area that not only has no people, but WILL NEVER have people. like in the bathrooms or under stairs where npcs dont go unless you make them. and he drags the body out into the places with people just,,,, whY

    • @magmivire
      @magmivire 4 года назад +8

      @@imperialguard451 Hey shouldn't you be preventing crimes instead of giving tips on committing them?

    • @cliffordnutting1470
      @cliffordnutting1470 4 года назад +2

      Video game.

    • @magmivire
      @magmivire 4 года назад +1

      @@cliffordnutting1470 Yeah

  • @liviousgameplay1755
    @liviousgameplay1755 3 года назад +10

    *Providence members may be eliminated.*
    Jerma: I'm about to end this whole career.

  • @zopplinc818
    @zopplinc818 4 года назад +10

    for my reference:
    2:20:15

    • @g4man41
      @g4man41 4 года назад +1

      What? Alright that was - - okay

    • @zopplinc818
      @zopplinc818 4 года назад +3

      @@g4man41 I was just remembering where I stopped watching so I could resume later from the same time

    • @g4man41
      @g4man41 4 года назад +2

      Zopplinc I was quoting Jerma from the time stamp you referenced. I actually found this to be the funniest part of the stream for some reason.

    • @zopplinc818
      @zopplinc818 4 года назад +4

      @@g4man41 oh crap, my bad dude haha. Completely forgot about this Michael Jackson moment

  • @LayerInfinity
    @LayerInfinity 4 года назад +54

    I have a love hate relationship with these streams

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 4 года назад +10

      i do too. on one hand i enjoy them for the comedy, but on the other...PLEASE DO ANYTHING EVEN 12% RIGHT, JERMA

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Год назад +25

    I don’t think he has ever understood more than 3 sentences worth of a story in any given video game

  • @eyemotif
    @eyemotif 4 года назад +37

    9:27 what an essay

  • @gronkus4443
    @gronkus4443 2 года назад +19

    I've heard that this game has really good pig physics

  • @maxbramadat4887
    @maxbramadat4887 Год назад +1

    i lose my shit every time he's trying to throw the bottles on the table and just lazers one of the guests in the face

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon Месяц назад

    1:53:29 It's like he's an infant AI still trying to figure out how to order processes

  • @cinnamonsakura1418
    @cinnamonsakura1418 Год назад +2

    Ngl, he nailed that Elmo laugh in the beginning of the stream

  • @funguy398
    @funguy398 4 года назад +22

    Why singleplayer game is require Internet connection?

    • @_slashes
      @_slashes 4 года назад

      Cuz if scores where always offline, and lets say your a level 50 in that game, it has to update its files when you go online and it'll take a really long time calculating how much you got, so when its Online theres no waste in time and it immediately is updated

    • @TrogDH
      @TrogDH 4 года назад +25

      @@_slashes Lmfao no, it's because IOI wants to make it as hard as possible to pirate their game, even if that means fucking over every person who bought it by having unstable servers or internet connections. Literally every other single player game in the world can release update just fine without having to be online at all times

    • @_slashes
      @_slashes 4 года назад +1

      @@TrogDH Both sound correct

  • @Hazelnutz3
    @Hazelnutz3 4 года назад +7

    3:27:00 "hydraulic press them" OMG NOOO

  • @sanguillotine
    @sanguillotine 4 года назад +7

    Greg Vortiezeven is one of my favorite hitman characters, honestly

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 3 года назад +7

    I'm so glad the debt isn't a thing anymore

  • @Ragahnsiir
    @Ragahnsiir 4 года назад +46

    God, I love Jerma, but the debt shit has been going on for too long, what an annoyance

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 4 года назад +5

      .... you know it’s probably gonna be all year right?

    • @nopenope6034
      @nopenope6034 4 года назад +18

      The debt arc feels like it boils down to chat wasting Jerma's time while the other half of it bitches at him.

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 4 года назад +19

      @@nopenope6034 yeah. I liked it at first as a vehicle for hijinks and goofs but instead chat makes asinine requests that aren’t remotely fun. Major bummer.

    • @mirkoruhl9324
      @mirkoruhl9324 4 года назад +1

      I only like the catboy part of the debt arc, the rest it's just leftover

    • @cliffordnutting1470
      @cliffordnutting1470 4 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @themulletwhisperer2821
    @themulletwhisperer2821 3 года назад +19

    This gameplay inspired me to buy this game just so I could play it the right way

  • @KytusGame
    @KytusGame 2 года назад +10

    the fact jerma cant just walk by someone without killing them shows how psychopathic he tends to be

  • @xx1norm1xx
    @xx1norm1xx 10 месяцев назад +1

    56:17 its still happening 3 years later...
    I wanted to play it myself after watching him play it so i downloaded it on xbox and got the same disconnects...
    Truly unbelievable, why make an online DRM game when your online service is so damn bad?

  • @moldyskittle
    @moldyskittle 4 года назад +5

    Lol there is a device to stop moving the neck. A HAANS device. For racing. 43:00

  • @JohnRed
    @JohnRed 4 года назад +38

    Ban links

  • @sacb0y
    @sacb0y 4 года назад +26

    All he has to do, is walk away from the body, but he just can't do it. He has to kill everyone who saw. Everything would be easier if he just didn't have a need to get rid of all witnesses.
    He just stands there and guards the body for some fucking reason XD

  • @themigtyboosh
    @themigtyboosh 4 года назад +6

    God I wanna know what was in those doors that were locked from the other side on the train.

  • @mothyena
    @mothyena 2 месяца назад

    Of course Jeremy “if I chop you up in a meat grinder” Elbertson tries to put everyone in the level into the grinder

  • @f3z087
    @f3z087 3 года назад +8

    Why did chat want Jerma to have *one* comedy save in the beginning? They were pretty much asking for a boring stream.

  • @anobliviousschizophrenic2274
    @anobliviousschizophrenic2274 4 года назад +6

    My youtube crashed when he said 1:48:12

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 2 года назад +2

      “waNNA see maGic trick?”
      *crashes your youtube*

  • @tannerwright7221
    @tannerwright7221 11 дней назад +1

    37:19
    46:14

  • @lolmaomgoml
    @lolmaomgoml 4 года назад +14

    2:35:55 just remembering my slot

  • @Jb-db5kj
    @Jb-db5kj 11 месяцев назад

    Jerma on the one mission where you’re allowed to kill everyone suddenly doesn’t want to kill anyone. I want to vaporise 😩

  • @alexthompson484
    @alexthompson484 Год назад +3

    2:09:16 COLLATERAL

  • @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09
    @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09 Год назад +3

    all things considered, Hitman is a weird ass game. really highlights the base level depravity of humans.

  • @skrunklebunkle
    @skrunklebunkle 2 года назад +5

    1:03:59 meat grinder oh no

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron Год назад +1

    *_HEY, PSYCHO! YOU’LL DIE IF YOU DON’T GIVE UP THE SHOTGUUU--_*

  • @Tadders
    @Tadders 4 года назад +15

    No more Jerma facecam for games. He doesn't like it, so please stop asking for it. It seems like it makes him uncomfortable. Just stop, please. We love Jerma.

  • @level102magikarp
    @level102magikarp Год назад +3

    I can't believe Hitman has a story other than "eliminate the target in a wacky way"

  • @azmosam4572
    @azmosam4572 4 года назад +10

    1:25:02 I've been wondering this the whole stream and its funny as fuck. Boomer gamer needs to check what key hes pressing lmfaooo

  • @CaptainJuicy5
    @CaptainJuicy5 4 года назад +3

    3:36:37 Serial Killer

  • @lordbeckham1147
    @lordbeckham1147 9 месяцев назад

    I brushed my teeth to the song and now im terminal

  • @emeraldgreenz
    @emeraldgreenz 4 месяца назад

    Does the bad ending
    “You just wake up on a weird bed?”
    Did this man pay attention to any part of the story???? 😅

  • @parallelalpha
    @parallelalpha Год назад +1

    I'm gonna put jerma tooth brushing song on a tooth tunes

  • @vanitymirrorss
    @vanitymirrorss 9 месяцев назад +1

    What's really telling how generally unfunny chat is why the hell would the principal of Clown School purpose playing the game like normal? Would clown school WANT wacky violence Jerma??

  • @JosefinaQB
    @JosefinaQB 2 года назад +2

    he really tried to lure a man into being squished, what a psycho, somebody stop this man

  • @fghgh9110
    @fghgh9110 2 года назад +5

    1:02:50 Meat grinder moment

  • @yamomspotatosalad818
    @yamomspotatosalad818 4 года назад +3

    55:46 best part

  • @someguywithbagels5907
    @someguywithbagels5907 2 года назад +5

    Jerma being manipulated by the chat and making the game only about the debt hurt my head.

  • @StankFrengus
    @StankFrengus 3 года назад +6

    2:16:23 jerma predicts covid

    • @joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys
      @joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys 3 года назад

      this stream was january 2021.... covid had been around for 9 months

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus 3 года назад +1

      @@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys no hate but that's the joke

    • @nutella7644
      @nutella7644 2 года назад +1

      @@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys i just woke up and i really thought the real middle aged American singer Joey Fatone replied for some reason

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus 2 года назад +2

      @@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys I loved you in impractical jokers

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 года назад +1

      @@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys someone putting their shirt over their mouth for 3 seconds doesn't mean they predicted covid.

  • @nonconvexprismo
    @nonconvexprismo 3 года назад +2

    Had a dream of people commiting war crimes while this was playing only slightly inaccurate

  • @goddammiteythan
    @goddammiteythan 2 года назад

    jerma commits academic dishonesty live on stream

  • @N00N01
    @N00N01 3 года назад

    Imagine veing diana, youre guy saved ya, pulls out a snipa, and 360 no scopes you XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @charliebarkin100
    @charliebarkin100 3 года назад +3

    2:50:53 *among us*
    Edit: set it at wrong time

  • @auroranoeleckelberg3170
    @auroranoeleckelberg3170 4 года назад +4

    3:39:16

  • @When_Youre_Strange
    @When_Youre_Strange 3 года назад

    1:39:15

  • @ShuckleII
    @ShuckleII 2 года назад +1

    It's a terrible feeling when an amazing game that talks about corruption designs the art of hyper evil characters to look exactly like one of your deranged parents. Like, please nuke asap thanks.

  • @When_Youre_Strange
    @When_Youre_Strange 3 года назад +1

    3:32:35

  • @yamo96
    @yamo96 4 года назад +7

    it really baffles me how incredibly bad he is at this game

  • @madieg
    @madieg Год назад +1

    is he pretending

  • @lCYU81
    @lCYU81 4 года назад +6

    Disconectman 3

  • @Andy-413
    @Andy-413 3 года назад +3

    "You have to show your face cam to prove it's not prerecorded" a real big brained person speaking there, huh? SMH.

  • @isleep2348
    @isleep2348 4 года назад +4

    THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS??!!!

  • @Smoothieman7
    @Smoothieman7 4 года назад +1

    Teeth brushing song for worst Jerma song of the year

  • @leon-zt7wu
    @leon-zt7wu 2 года назад +1

    i love jerma but his problem solving skills dont suit this game at all

  • @SGR403
    @SGR403 4 года назад +6

    Who else wasn't surprised he couldn't go through with the deal?

  • @batcow7736
    @batcow7736 4 года назад

    OG PAPER MARIO!!!

  • @X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X
    @X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X Год назад

    I fell asleep watching this and dreamed about someone not shutting the fuck up

  • @siguchan7485
    @siguchan7485 Год назад

    mind wipe. 1979.

  • @нико-р2х
    @нико-р2х 4 года назад +9

    SHITMAN 3

  • @coatguy2990
    @coatguy2990 Год назад

    jirma

  • @gayleecoolbert5842
    @gayleecoolbert5842 2 года назад

    squad

  • @bazior36
    @bazior36 Год назад

    my sleeping ass just gave you over 24 hours of watch time. Don
    t get why the algorithm brings me here when I don't watch Jerma at all

  • @asare240
    @asare240 2 года назад +2

    hes legit the worst hitman player ive ever seen, and its hilarious.

  • @RamenHa
    @RamenHa 4 года назад +5

    Watching him play these make me angry. It's like he doesn't see
    Edit: He's just that he doesn't commit. If you are going to play wacky just commit

    • @s4ty-s4t
      @s4ty-s4t 2 года назад +11

      or, get this: just let him play however the fuck he wants without whining about it

  • @TheAurelianProject
    @TheAurelianProject 4 года назад +12

    Plot twist: what if the game is intentionally buggy as hell so that every time you’re forced to restart it shoves the fact that their team is composed of various genders and ethnicities down your throat for free brownie points.

    • @ShoobiArt
      @ShoobiArt 3 года назад +25

      Political andy on a jerma stream vod. Very cringe

    • @Lawnmower737
      @Lawnmower737 2 года назад +2

      @@ShoobiArt Can we stop calling them ‘vods’ it’s just videos. No where else uses that word, plus this is RUclips not Twitch.

    • @ShoobiArt
      @ShoobiArt 2 года назад +8

      @@Lawnmower737 it’s a term reserved for full length stream replays ya dingus

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 2 года назад +7

      @@Lawnmower737 That's what they are. This channel is a repository for Twitch vods ripped from Twitch. Calling it a "RUclips video" would be disingenuous, highlights and edits however *are* RUclips videos

  • @andreasvogel4163
    @andreasvogel4163 Год назад

    idk man. him starting to use facecam kinda ruined his streams for me. it sucks alot of the things i enjoyed most out of it.