3:53:51 absolutely the best moment of the stream. Jerma just working away silently like some crazed savant, doling out meat rub laced with coke. Fucking holy shit I'm dying
3:53:40 that music really does line up perfectly. You can tell how excited this made him By the by that track is Danny Elfman's Breakfast Machine from Peewee Herman. Elfman also produced the soundtracks for BeatleJuice
Welp, I looked it up. And apparently Jerma is 100% correct about the Hershey bar thing. The FDA allows a certain amount of insect remains because it is "statistically impossible" to eliminate every possible insect from getting into the food. Oh boy
"Uh sir... wouldn't that already be mashed potatoes, then?" "Yeah... it would be." *slapslapslapslap* "He's runnin'!" Actually made me lose it. Holy shit. Shortly after 2:37:30
I hope this channel remains forever, especially once Jerma leaves. It is insane to think its been 4 years, and will prob watch again at the 10 year mark with my newborns... oh man this shit is wild, I hope future me see this - hey bro! Keep killing it! You rock! Do not stop enjoying Jerma!
Watching this stream for the first time 2 years ago and seeing Jerma sell "dry rub" to people for hours made me think of the *wet* rub we used to use for pulled pork back home, which stirred me to push aside the crippling depression I had at the time long enough to use a bunch of my mom's recipes to prepare a whole barbecue at my dorm for all my friends. Good memory of mine, and I have Jerma's cheap drugs to thank.
LMAO i had sleep paralysis to his papas freezeria stream like 2 days ago. i was stuck and being tormented but faintly heard him talking about syrup in the background.
Really, no one gunna mention that 19:50, the stuck bird part, the sign says "With god on your side, there are no obstacles?" Jerma framed it perfectly too.
I think i just witnessed a drug deal, 2:30 am I’m just cleaning my face and I see a car on my dry ass street pull up, go to the side, and throw out a newspaper roll like package that sounded heavy when it landed, so I’m gonna stake that out and I’ll update if anything happens in the future.
According to ABC News, the average chocolate bar contains eight insect parts. Anything less than 60 insect pieces per 100 grams of chocolate (two chocolate bars' worth) is deemed safe for consumption by the Food and Drug Administration. Allergists say most foods contain natural contaminants. {APRIL 2, 2012 NBC NEWS}
Game Starts 4:53
1st Brb Ends 2:54:42
2nd Brb Ends 4:49:58
@@RTC-bz8mp thank u
jerma did mini brbs
0.5st brb ends at 14:00
0.75st brb ends at 55:32
14:00 is a better start time
You're the best.
Can I get the time where he sings Benny Hill
Nobody thanks the archive guy for all their hard work. Thanks archive guy, you’re doing a wonderful job.
John Archive is good people.
I like the video to thank them
I was going to say- I don't think we thank him enough because we don't have a name for him/them, like John Fullsauce.
yeah can we get a clap goin
@@rustroomofdoom Jerm Fullarchive
Failing casino owner resorts to selling crack to fuel funko pop and gambling addiction
Breaking bad
Don't forget about huel
chunko*
why is jerma so good at making me want to buy the game just to prove i can do it better
Just like those mobile ads!
@@lessthanimpressive1323real
This is how he makes his money. Too bad he GAMBLES it all away
I bought barnfinders, played it for 1 hr 50 min and returned it just to prove to myself that I could
I bought papa’s freezaria deluxe because of him lmao
"Am I gonna hurt people" Jerma asks about mixing baking supplies into the deadly drugs he's been pedalling
The answer to this is _"yes",_ regardless if he did or didn't step on the product.
Baking soda I got baking soda
Dry rub
Baking bad
Oh hey kups it's been awhile since I've seen you
I think Vegas has been a bad influence on Jerma. He's already got a crippling gambling addiction, now he's dealing drugs to fuel his need for greed.
@Grym God, what have we done to this tiny man's soul?
He could just take a Fixer
@@gordonf5553 are fixers even real?
@@Johnson-br2lw 1 year late but yes and I imagine low end rappers still use them alot
@@DragonTamer31K Jesus fuck, this was a year ago?
Local streamer gets entire town addicted to baking soda.
Jerma turns to selling drugs because the bits aren't enough to fund his Funko Pop addiction
NEED MORE QURIKY FUNKO POPS
@@Icecastles4000 I can hear jerma just saying this in one of his memey voices and now I want that irl.
Janky simulator game built in the unity engine? 6 hour Jerma stream? Count me in.
It's such a good combo, isn't it
For a simulator though, I have seen a lot more jank in other simulators
It's really strange, but it seems like it's pretty feature packed. There's voice acting ffs
It's so weirdly UN-janky, it's got voice acting and a fairly sizeable map with lots of set dressing??? This simulator has no right being this good
Its built in Unreal Engine
Jerma finding his backpack at 3:04:08 after having lost it an hour earlier was a great moment.
MY BACKPACK OMG
Uuuuggghhhhhh MY BACKPACK
watching these vods makes me realize that either my spacial awareness is incredible or jermas is incredibly awful and im leaning towards the latter
*spatial awareness
*self awareness
*awareness
*Aware
@@bovinearrogance *balls
3:53:51 absolutely the best moment of the stream. Jerma just working away silently like some crazed savant, doling out meat rub laced with coke. Fucking holy shit I'm dying
This is the funniest shit ever
The "x streamer does y" jokes basically write themselves this time
nice twin peaks owl cave pfp
SMALL-STATURED CLINICALLY INSANE streamer does COCAINE OFF A HOOKER’S LEFT BUTT CHEEK
Its okay Jerma, I play 40k so I understand the need to hustle for plastic crack
I must buy more dakka.
everyone has there collections
Where is his will needed?
@@DevBunnyx0No
Buys amphetamine from jerma
Jerma: have a nice day
3:53:40 that music really does line up perfectly. You can tell how excited this made him
By the by that track is Danny Elfman's Breakfast Machine from Peewee Herman. Elfman also produced the soundtracks for BeatleJuice
Do you know what music that was
@@Buddy_Dave Danny Elfman Breakfast Machine
My fav part of the whole stream, then again not saying much considering my fav part is the whole stream
Jerma seems to like Danny Elfman scores a lot. He used the beetle juice theme twice two years apart.
And basically every other tim burton movie lol
Game actually starts 14:23
Joe god bless
crack stream MVP
U saved my life with this
Jerma: My mic is very good
Jerma one minute later: my mic is defying reality and I don't know anything
I literally do not understand what he was going on about the whole time. He spent like 5 minutes fiddling with audio and did nothing
@@KingofGermanic Nobody does, that's what makes it a Jerma stream.
Welp, I looked it up. And apparently Jerma is 100% correct about the Hershey bar thing. The FDA allows a certain amount of insect remains because it is "statistically impossible" to eliminate every possible insect from getting into the food. Oh boy
Extra protein baby
People eat insects all over the world
@@RatBürgerSk8 thats fr
@@WhayYayyeah poor third world people
@horriblepancake If you eat fruits you already did countless times
I love jerma streams. I can always count on watching a settings UI for 10 minutes straight
Sometimes I like to come back to this and imagine Jerma sitting on the street corner offering people his dry rub.
4:11:47 "alright then, beat it"
"Yeah, you too"
Now THATS good dialogue
"from now on i'm your daddy, your boss, and your wife"
"okay :D"
Jerma getting sad about no one calling or texting him is fucking priceless!
i'm glad you wring out some twisted joy from his sadness
This is truly a schadenfreude moment.
"im just gonna walk outside with a bag of dry-rub and put my hands up in the air, pay a hundred dollars and go to jail just for it to be tomorrow"
Jerma would probably be so anxious if he was a drug dealer in real life. He'd probably get caught so fast
this is by far the best irl stream yet
"Uh sir... wouldn't that already be mashed potatoes, then?"
"Yeah... it would be."
*slapslapslapslap*
"He's runnin'!"
Actually made me lose it. Holy shit. Shortly after 2:37:30
SMALL "man" crushes embarrassing "Funko" figurines into METH
7:47 The timing for that was extremely on point and creepy.
I hope this channel remains forever, especially once Jerma leaves. It is insane to think its been 4 years, and will prob watch again at the 10 year mark with my newborns... oh man this shit is wild, I hope future me see this - hey bro! Keep killing it! You rock! Do not stop enjoying Jerma!
I don't think you should let kids watch this omg
Jerma mixing drugs to the peewee Herman music
Is so funny
THIS... IS CRACK
Streamer encourages his adoring fans to do whip-its
Damn the closure of all Vegas Casinos have really gotten to him.
"I can put 2 or 3 bug legs in my cocaine or make the mix 50% baking soda". lol Jerma out here curing heartburn and messing over his customers.
Jerma’s streams are my substance of choice for quarantine
Same. Also drugs but same
im with jerma on this one at 1:32:29 how have most of you NOT done that?
i think they were messing with him
sugar, salt and aggravated assault
Watching this stream for the first time 2 years ago and seeing Jerma sell "dry rub" to people for hours made me think of the *wet* rub we used to use for pulled pork back home, which stirred me to push aside the crippling depression I had at the time long enough to use a bunch of my mom's recipes to prepare a whole barbecue at my dorm for all my friends.
Good memory of mine, and I have Jerma's cheap drugs to thank.
this is a beautiful tale of a gamer rising up. hell yeah dude
It wouldn't be a Jerma stream without weird technical problems.
This is Jerma hinting about what his next career choice will be
i wish jerma was my drug dealer
You mean he’s NOT selling you that new new new mix? Wow you’re missing out
Mr Beaner ha, the new new new new new new new new bbcuman mix is the best one. Can’t believe you aren’t buying it.
This stream is what introduced me to jerma
I’ve been just crackin these on in the background during finals week and it’s quite nice
Youre gonna rock it!
kick some ass!
you can do it brother!
Order some amphetamine!
Jerma seems to be actually really good at this game. Almost like there's some sort of innate natural talent for the trade?
just had the worst sleep paralysis experience and woke up to this stream. thanks jerma
LMAO i had sleep paralysis to his papas freezeria stream like 2 days ago. i was stuck and being tormented but faintly heard him talking about syrup in the background.
Thank you archive guy! We appreciate you!! 💖
20:00 I love how bird got stuck near that quote
4:34:54
"keep it in the closet until people like you again" is something I tell myself daily
:(
If only everyone had your modesty
@@studhouser6969 yikes
Really, no one gunna mention that 19:50, the stuck bird part, the sign says "With god on your side, there are no obstacles?" Jerma framed it perfectly too.
Jerma hitting the yoinky sploinky while delivering drugs to the Pee Wee Herman soundtrack is my favourite part of this stream
Archive guy is my hero i love you archive guy
Loving the 50 ads at the start
adblock
@@rrai1999 RUclips mobile
@@arachanine Install adblock on your device. Just use your browser and not the shitty app.
@@rrai1999 do you know how bad browser RUclips is
@@rrai1999 bitch the browser is shit, dont diss the app like that
Love this archive channel thank you :)
"Did I get respect for getting arrested or anything?"
Thanks a lot archive
Did he leave Leon hanging the entire stream? Its been like an hour and a half and he never answered his message for weed
Jerma sold my 13 year old cousin smart boosters and now he walks with a limp
05:01:41 giving me flashbacks to the "my summer car" stream.
This is just jerma's real actual life
Can’t wait to see the Peewee Herman bit in the best of 2020 vid
local streamer does whippets on stream
Should have gotten massive respect points for doing a drug deal while being chased by the police
1:31:06 Who's this? A new drug client? Ah, I - uh, I gotta spray paint.
i love searching jerma drug dealer
Thank you, John Archive.
Crazy Tyrion Lannister height-alike cooks meth on STREAM [he gets arrested]
I think i just witnessed a drug deal, 2:30 am I’m just cleaning my face and I see a car on my dry ass street pull up, go to the side, and throw out a newspaper roll like package that sounded heavy when it landed, so I’m gonna stake that out and I’ll update if anything happens in the future.
he’s selling drugs get him
Yeah he dead.
oh he definitely died
When a Suburban mid-50's grandpa tries to make a anti-drug campaign - The game: Featuring 10 dollar grams of meth
50's grandpa tries to scare kids out of doing drugs becomes drug lord instead
Why does Jerma NEVER read the tutorials, watching him try to package the drugs was awful
3:52:00 Jerma is unable to satisfy his customer and is forced to go back to the lab again.
Man can you imagine receiving this voicemail
According to ABC News, the average chocolate bar contains eight insect parts. Anything less than 60 insect pieces per 100 grams of chocolate (two chocolate bars' worth) is deemed safe for consumption by the Food and Drug Administration. Allergists say most foods contain natural contaminants. {APRIL 2, 2012 NBC NEWS}
I cant believe no one in jermas chat has done the cream thing
I'd like to humbly invite you to this evening's tasting of various black market narcotics
God bless the archive guy
What a weird comment, do yall watch that many creators who dont archive everything??
@@aturchomicz821man fuck you for judging my comment, if you were a real jerma fan you’d know
Drug stranding starring Norman weedus
DERANGED STREAMER resorts to DRUG SELLING to Fix His HUMONGUS DEBT PROBLEM
Uploading this on 4/20. Nice.
Why does this seem like an actually fun game
The amount of early ads in this video is like a machine gun burst
3:53:40
what is this track
@@MrMondaysNoon danny elfman - breakfast machine
Burnt out McChicken Streamer resorts to dealing Salt and Sugar dry rub.
lmao jermas chat not knowing what speed is
What a bunch of snot dribbling babies, bet they were shitting their pants the entire stream.
Where’s the part when Jermaine pitches his voice up to sound like a girl
THANK YOU ACHIVE PERSON ❤
Uploaded 4/20/20
Nice.
I think Father Michael from AI Dungeon shows up sometimes in this one. Also the Power Crack girls is amazing
jerma, we have to cook
1:29:08 The moment chat frothed at the mouth cuz they saw feet...
Thanks archiver person!
This game reminds me of high school.
especially since he's dealing in grams, not ounces.
3:53:20 best part of this stream tbh
Mr Greenz has to pay off his debt somehow
jermas used to buying crack but not selling crack
The people who disliked this video are narcs
3:04:12 triumphant moment
the entire bit from 3:53:41 to 3:55:29 had me crying
This game is so unrealistic, he didnt get shot 12 times in the back once.
THE CRACK GIRLS!
twitch be like
violent movie footage 🤚😠
6 hours of drug dealing 😏👉
i know ur joking but honestly i see some movie kills on youtube that make me go “damn, on youtube even?”
@@groove4528 cringe