It’s not a true Jerma stream unless he doesn’t listen to any dialogue or tutorials, and then asks “what the hell am I supposed to do” even though it was just described to him.
idk if jerma has adhd but as someone with it for some reason its hard for me to process what someone is saying what to do unless they say it again but i can understand what to do if i read it
i like the thought of a new guy moving into a farming community and he spends his days flirting with every woman with the same pickup lines while they are all standing together, disappearing into his house for weeks at a time, and running cars off the road with his giant drone
Tormented self-proclaimed "farmer" proceeds to sleep for 3 weeks, harass random women on the street, grow 11 tomato plants but do nothing with them, and terrorize local towns van drivers instead of actually farming.
You're on your farm and this guys teleports in, hits on your wife, then teleports away, then teleports back a day later to do it again ad infinitum, What do you do?
i dont know how to describe the character dialogue in this game,, it sounds like they dont speak english but learned the sounds and are just repeating it in random intonations
The funniest thing about the flirting system in this game is that there's pretty much no penalty for a failed pickup line, so all the conversations with the women in this game basically go like "Hi, you look so pretty today!" "I don't even know you, what's wrong with you?" "Hi, you look so pretty today!" "Why, that is so nice to hear, thank you!"
Honestly it was possibly written and acted by AI. The voice inflections are all in the wrong places or just dead flat but it doesn’t give the vibe of English as a second language acting. It’s just “off”, like how Alexa or Siri talks.
turns out that's actually her father, and the reason she didn't like jerma was because he was giving her too many compliments in a row, should be like one a day
3:53:00 I don’t know of any other streamer in the world who would have the balls to ask chat for a sparknotes walkthrough of a game mechanic like this. What a guy
Jerma plays "Farmer's Dynasty" - 30% repairing houses - 30% saying random pickup lines - 30% flipping cars with drones - 10% paying workers to farm for him
you know what ive kinda always wanted to try, something about it. its the way that like the the the slosh like goes on the.. you slurp the fucking uhh.. you spread the slosh on the
I wouldn't know where to begin to look for more specific instances of him talking about it, but he's mentioned it briefly on myriad occasions all the way back as far as the old main channel. If you wanted to hear more about it you'd end up looking through hundreds of 10-hour stream VODs for scant few clips of him talking about it for 30 or 40 seconds. The most recent time I can recall him mentioning it was the last "goodbye" stream from Boston, right before he left for Las Vegas, but then again I don't get around to watching every stream VOD and a lot of times I fall asleep during the ones I do watch, so I'm not certain if it was brought up again anytime between them and now.
I wish I had Jerma as a substitute. The sub we always got was just this weird short guy who made a ton of unfunny jokes. Most of the kids shot him with spitballs.
Jerma, what are you doing!? This is not House Flipper! (I miss House Flipper) EDIT: 1:57:33 - What is it with Jerma's stream ideas all starting with an innocent "hey wouldn't it be cool if..." and then slowly devolving into high-octane nightmare fuel?
Half-Life: Alyx Trailer Reaction 5:30
Game Starts 12:25
Brb Ends 1:47:10
Fartmers die nasty
Half-Life: Jerma985 Reacts
Look at this loser pinning his own comment
Half-Life: Jerma985 Reacts
This is jermas lawyer, stop using his likeness or we kill you
Jerma starts every streams like a high school teacher walking into class
How awesome would it be to have a man who BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM as a teacher?
Wasn't he a substitute teacher?
@@YangBalanceYin no he was lead clown in a circus act
@@TheBunnyMans k
@@YangBalanceYin yes
I was watching 2 hours of this stream on 0.75x speed. I thought this game was just absolutely painfully slow and Jerma was extremely tired
oh my god this is so funny for no reason
that’s so fucking funny
Reading this comment back I just realised this would make a good jerma bit, jerma just talks slowly and never sprints in a game
that sounds absolutely terrifying
he never plays games normally, as someone who actually plays video games how they're meant to be played this makes me cringe but i can't stop watching
Local city slicker moves to farm, becomes visibly upset upon learning that stealing from other people is not a viable strategy
jerma is the only person who would roleplay two people arguing over how bad he is at using a tractor
The origin of the Jerma dollhouse streams 1:57:27
"do I have to write this one down" Hahaha
I just got to that part. Holy shit
It’s not a true Jerma stream unless he doesn’t listen to any dialogue or tutorials, and then asks “what the hell am I supposed to do” even though it was just described to him.
(NPC explains for five minutes)
Jerma: so what am I supposed to do? Chat did anyone catch that?
*EVERY TIME*
He’s a boomer, leave him alone
Like Arin Hanson, but actually charismatic
idk if jerma has adhd but as someone with it for some reason its hard for me to process what someone is saying what to do unless they say it again but i can understand what to do if i read it
@@badaboop2035 im 95% certain hes said before that he actually does have adhd lol
Local streamer can't get married, buries minivans with high-tech drone as revenge
I would love to see Jerma buy a farm in real life...
"Okay, how do I buy a cow??"
*Looks at stream chat for answers*
i like the thought of a new guy moving into a farming community and he spends his days flirting with every woman with the same pickup lines while they are all standing together, disappearing into his house for weeks at a time, and running cars off the road with his giant drone
Stardew valley
@@asbestos333true
Jerma calling a deer a horse is the highlight of my day
Jerma, and only Jerma, can manage to turn a simple farming game into whatever the fuck this absolute gem of a stream was
This was a stealth hilarious stream, every time he pulled out a drone or considered hibernation I laughed so hard that it hurt
2:07:10 I love how the music cut out as soon as he realized there's no toilet. Then went on again when he started fixing. 😆
Holy shit this is so funny to me I don't know why
I love that every time jerma finds something that could potentially harm someone he trys to kill someone
1:59:37 I’m so glad this became a reality
Tormented self-proclaimed "farmer" proceeds to sleep for 3 weeks, harass random women on the street, grow 11 tomato plants but do nothing with them, and terrorize local towns van drivers instead of actually farming.
Jerma must plant his seed in order to increase his social points
Plow (Sally)
@@Markm8 stop
Maybe Oliver could help
You're on your farm and this guys teleports in, hits on your wife, then teleports away, then teleports back a day later to do it again ad infinitum, What do you do?
6:36:00
Hi Jerma. No flower is as beautiful as you are.
That is so nice to hear, thank you.
OH I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER
I love how all the characters in this game sound like retail workers on duty.
Streamer gets his truck stuck like austin powers and recreates the texas chainsaw massacre
Jerma destroys his competitors fields and livelihoods to further his own farming ambitions: The Stream
dollhouse foreshadowings 1:59:19
this is like if bethesda tried to make stardew valley using farming simulator's engine
*tried*
painfully accurate
i dont know how to describe the character dialogue in this game,, it sounds like they dont speak english but learned the sounds and are just repeating it in random intonations
AKA half of them are British
This was one hell of a stream
Watching Jerma play this game is physically and mentally painful :x
Local streamer terrorizes public with drone after being rejected by whole county.
This is my personal favorite Jerma stream to fall asleep to
I love it when he just quietly tires to seduce women i can imagine him just peering at the screen with his mouth hanging open
6:18:55 he just runs over an animal out of existence
I love Jerma's attempt at being all motivational about 7 hours in, only for everything to go as wrong as possible.
1:59:18 birthplace of the dollhouse idea. Spanned from Jerma saying he could make fake rooms and design them like he would in house flipper.
I actually fell asleep to this vod and kept half waking up whenever he went to see Janet. In my dreams I saw Jermacraft.
I love how he was trying so hard to get laid with a probably married woman, then just gave up and went to buy a drone
which silly cartoon is your pfp from i like it
@@qouLIVE its from Trigun if u didnt already find it
true
@@lsparis2004 thank you
VASH THE STAMPEDE PFP !!
This is some amazing voice acting.
@Clutch Miser even those have better voice acting.
The funniest thing about the flirting system in this game is that there's pretty much no penalty for a failed pickup line, so all the conversations with the women in this game basically go like "Hi, you look so pretty today!" "I don't even know you, what's wrong with you?" "Hi, you look so pretty today!" "Why, that is so nice to hear, thank you!"
"Did it hurt when you were falling from the sky?"
"So nice to hear that!"
this game was written by an alien
Honestly it was possibly written and acted by AI. The voice inflections are all in the wrong places or just dead flat but it doesn’t give the vibe of English as a second language acting. It’s just “off”, like how Alexa or Siri talks.
Imagine this hillbilly draggin the plow with his bare hands on the field.
Imagine if when Jerma finally gets the super drone, the husband of the woman he's been flirting with just rolled up and blasted it.
turns out that's actually her father, and the reason she didn't like jerma was because he was giving her too many compliments in a row, should be like one a day
3:53:00 I don’t know of any other streamer in the world who would have the balls to ask chat for a sparknotes walkthrough of a game mechanic like this. What a guy
This is when the seed of Jerma's Dollhouse was planted
Jerma starts every stream like a substitute janitor walking into class
local streamer city slicker fails to fool prospective matches on farmersonly dating service that he can farm
Streamer plays 8 hours of a farming sim and only farms for about 45 mins of it
Didn't know jerma played stardew valley
1:59:29 a legendary stream is born
im so glad someone said this
CITY
BOY
CANT
FARM
2:45:24 local streamer harassing fellow gmod players with gravity gun
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2:08:50
2:48:14
3:49:27
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5:57:57
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forever astonished that Jerma is able to make those noises at 1:06:22
@@ferngullible EEEEEEEEEEEEE
get you a man who'll spend several weeks searching for tomatoes for you
After defeating gygas, Ness went on to live his life as a farmer. Still wearing his ratty old hat
And then he became Undertale
@@Hi_Just_Fred Not before becoming steven in the universe
cringe
Farmers Density
Farmer's Volume
Farmer's dynasty, the game where the only farming done is to try to get a girlfriend
i love the mod spam that he completely missed due to him being so focused on fixing his barn
I thought he was going to say "I can't believe they made a vr game about Gmod".
Yo, the twitch controlled jerma real life sims sounds like it would be hilarious
and it sure fuckin was.
It was beautiful
7:18:55 heres the best moment of the stream
I woke up to this part and thought it was a motivational ad at first
If that was the best it must have been boring as fuck
"Friends come in all shapes and sizes...
...and that friend's dead."
@@No1TypeC pleb, this stream is top tier. the jerma joke tracker says he earned 2216 funny points this stream alone.
Jerma plays "Farmer's Dynasty"
- 30% repairing houses
- 30% saying random pickup lines
- 30% flipping cars with drones
- 10% paying workers to farm for him
1:59:20 the start of a revolution
This feels like a game made by an AI
EA
@@Hi_Just_Fred EE AA OO
honestly this game is fucking
terrible
@@gordonf5553 aaa eee ooo
ahaha talking about the dollhouse stream.. dreams do come true jerma
"Is there police?" He asks as he immediately tries to murder someone with his truck
I'm gonna miss streams like these. 😢
local farmer terrorizes town with drone attacks
*1 second after secondary character walks away*
Jerma: wtf do I do now? I'm lost-
cant wait to see what horrifying dreams this stream will induce!!
1:59:38 its happening.
you know what ive kinda always wanted to try, something about it. its the way that like the the the slosh like goes on the.. you slurp the fucking uhh.. you spread the slosh on the
Streamer is on the verge of tears for 8 hours.
I cant wait for the next episode where oliver ploughs his field
i literally always fall asleep watching this i have never finished this is like a miracle for me
Man that 5G really did fry his brain
him flipping the vans in the wheat field looks like a nature documentary about a drone fighting a van in the wild nature
Local streamer becomes a farmer in Communst China and struggles to live under The Social Credit System.
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i cant believe this is where he got the Dollhouse idea
Man the drone shit was fucking hilarious, God bless you Jerma.
Me: "Ahh, this should be a nice, cozy Jerma stream to fall asleep to."
Jerma: 01:06:32
Nice weather AIN’T it?
I wish I could sleep a week like this every time life goes wrong lol
how is the protagonist's voice actor that bad
The sad thing is I've heard worse.
I can’t believe he played this game for 8 hours lmao
It's 40 minutes in and he is STILL playing with video settings.
The drone buggy car lifting was straight up ADHD powerplay.
can you imagine going on a date to someone's house, they live alone and have a fully furnished child's bedroom for their future kids
this is SENDING me
1:59:20 The start of it all
"It counts reversing time?"
I lost it when he said that.
This is the stream that started the doll house subplot legendary.
Coming back to this now….lmfao dollhouse
i love chat using monkaS and D: every time he does something psycho
The preview for this stream made me think the farming game was very intense
Seriously. It looks like the guy is being impaled by a tree
46:42 cpu becomes self aware and tries to escape
Wow, the origin of the jerma dream house. Incredible
the song in this keeps reminding me of the maplestory theme
My dude tried speed running marriage
Why does Jerma say at 2:05 that he handled students and was a teacher? Is this for real? I wasn't aware he had a job before becoming a streamer.
He was a substitute teacher for a while
Dan Boltmaker when has he talked about this that's dope
James Burns I don't know any more than what was mentioned in this video at 2:05. Perhaps Ms. Tinput can offer some insight on this.
I wouldn't know where to begin to look for more specific instances of him talking about it, but he's mentioned it briefly on myriad occasions all the way back as far as the old main channel. If you wanted to hear more about it you'd end up looking through hundreds of 10-hour stream VODs for scant few clips of him talking about it for 30 or 40 seconds. The most recent time I can recall him mentioning it was the last "goodbye" stream from Boston, right before he left for Las Vegas, but then again I don't get around to watching every stream VOD and a lot of times I fall asleep during the ones I do watch, so I'm not certain if it was brought up again anytime between them and now.
I wish I had Jerma as a substitute.
The sub we always got was just this weird short guy who made a ton of unfunny jokes. Most of the kids shot him with spitballs.
Him pouring out all of his wheat while harvesting it physically pains me
Some of those guy NPC's MUST have been made in sims 3 somehow they look identical to the weird shiny pudding faces
19:16 I love how the only open world game jerma knows is GTA
Yeah the joke would've been way better if he started listing every open world game he knew
he literally had a gta vice city looking map, i don't even think it was an attempted joke.
Jerma, what are you doing!? This is not House Flipper! (I miss House Flipper)
EDIT: 1:57:33 - What is it with Jerma's stream ideas all starting with an innocent "hey wouldn't it be cool if..." and then slowly devolving into high-octane nightmare fuel?
To be fair, that's just Jerma