Jerma Streams - Gas Station Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  3 года назад +226

    8:10 Gas Station Simulator
    3:46:28 Listening to new music
    3:53:59 1st Brb Ends
    5:06:03 2nd Brb Ends

    • @antonioacosta568
      @antonioacosta568 3 года назад +17

      By the way guys. Thanks for reuploading the Kenshi stream. I asked on discord a while back and never got to say thanks cause I deleted my account. Y'all are the real mvps

    • @gwnfatelephant
      @gwnfatelephant 3 года назад +3

      @@antonioacosta568u.=…
      I’m

    • @Bjrosiy
      @Bjrosiy Год назад +5

      @@gwnfatelephant least insane jerma viewer

  • @Haydito95
    @Haydito95 2 года назад +787

    this guy deserves his own tectonic plate

  • @spookssnatchley780
    @spookssnatchley780 3 года назад +977

    His best streams are when he starts rping as a weirdo and then gets surprised at chats reaction as if that’s how normal people behave

    • @gforce07
      @gforce07 2 года назад +2

      I know those are my favorites, too.

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 2 года назад +21

      "rping"

    • @SPX900
      @SPX900 Год назад +11

      I also like it when he is rping his chat

    • @harpsarp66
      @harpsarp66 Год назад +6

      @@SPX900 i swear half of jerma's "reading chat" is just him making shit up. they have entered his brain

    • @ArtoriasCiaran76
      @ArtoriasCiaran76 Год назад

      ​@lividsphincter4098 my mind immediately went to horrible things, and i'm not gonna lie, I was very concerned. On many fronts.

  • @quincidents9628
    @quincidents9628 3 года назад +1855

    Jerma is a guy who even though he’s played a billion video games it’s like his first time playing video games every stream

    • @macha8155
      @macha8155 3 года назад +64

      Paid actor

    • @bovinearrogance
      @bovinearrogance 3 года назад +30

      i love Jerma- but honest to god him never knowing wtf to do and constantly looking at chat instead of playing is annoying af

    • @ArronTheCat
      @ArronTheCat 3 года назад +9

      @@bovinearrogance I've never understood why people come to jerma to actually watch him play games. He stopped playing games seriously since tf2 and even then he goofed off a ton. I see the same kinda reactions on oneyplays. If you wanna watch somebody be good at games go watch eSports lol

    • @bovinearrogance
      @bovinearrogance 3 года назад +10

      @@ArronTheCat I'm new to Jerma so I was kinda looking for more people like Vinesauce. But its not even that he's just not playing them right its the fact that his always just super fuckin clueless

    • @ArronTheCat
      @ArronTheCat 3 года назад +162

      @@bovinearrogance he's always been like that. Don't go into a jerma video with the mindset you're about to watch someone play a game, go into it with the mindset that you're about to watch a trainwreck

  • @donut_500
    @donut_500 3 года назад +1916

    I can't wait until Jerma is 50, streaming his first irl Ferrari test drive, constantly shouting to chat "this is NOT a mid life crisis! i was JOKING when I said that, I'm not OLD. would an OLD person have the NEED FOR SPEED LIKE ME HUH"

    • @thatonegreenguy2842
      @thatonegreenguy2842 3 года назад +209

      Guys, guys alright it’s not a midlife crisis alright - I I I I uhh made a GOOD financial decision aright.
      It’s a good INVESTMENT let’s just do a couple laps see how it goes WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH

    • @TargetedPersona
      @TargetedPersona 3 года назад +220

      No chat I'm not going to drive 120 mph over the speed limit down the highway

    • @wntriam
      @wntriam 3 года назад +137

      @@TargetedPersona *immediately drives 120 mph over the speed limit*

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 3 года назад +134

      @@TargetedPersona Guys I’m not gonna fuckin- **quiter and faster this time* I’mnotgonnafuckingrunsomeoneoverokay? **reading chat** MANSLAUGHTER MANSLAUGHTER VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER- NO!!!!

    • @TargetedPersona
      @TargetedPersona 3 года назад +63

      @@Notquitekris MONKAS MONKAS *sounds of cars crashing violently and loud blood curdling screams intensifies*

  • @reno6703
    @reno6703 3 года назад +947

    one of my favorite streams of his, ADHD on full tilt, real honest talks, and wonky car phys

    • @MiniMuni69
      @MiniMuni69 3 года назад +27

      It really was the perfect storm, this stream. Loved it!

    • @skeletoninyourbody9896
      @skeletoninyourbody9896 3 года назад +23

      Perfect jerma stream indeed.

    • @VVychmyNeko
      @VVychmyNeko 3 года назад +18

      Full on ADHD indeed

    • @stevej71393
      @stevej71393 3 года назад +56

      There should be a "Jerma" genre on Steam for games like this.

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 3 года назад +1

      The Holy Trinity.

  • @jf4156
    @jf4156 3 года назад +1202

    He really thrives in these types of games

    • @skeletoninyourbody9896
      @skeletoninyourbody9896 3 года назад +92

      I absolutely love watch him play these, i go back to watching him play house flipper etc too it's so relaxing and fun
      Hope he plays pc building sim sometimes

    • @lux6371
      @lux6371 3 года назад +127

      Any Jerma stream with "simulator" in the title is an instant classic.

    • @KonkeyDongkey
      @KonkeyDongkey 3 года назад +49

      They really are the best, house flipper, the long drive and power wash Simulator really stick out to me.

    • @hooch7700
      @hooch7700 3 года назад +22

      Thrives?? He forgets what he’s doing every five minutes! Lol

    • @lux6371
      @lux6371 3 года назад +41

      @@KonkeyDongkey Thief simulator, cooking simulator and drug dealer simulator are some great ones too

  • @chasemorr4110
    @chasemorr4110 3 года назад +550

    Jerma with a broom is an Avengers level threat

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 года назад +38

      PSYCHO streamer Goes on a RAMPAGE using a broom

    • @Koishii1970
      @Koishii1970 3 года назад +8

      Jerma helps the military take down the Hulk with his broom

  • @rabbitOfDemise
    @rabbitOfDemise 3 года назад +236

    i like how jerma's streams of obscure games normally illustrate him slowly derailing into madness
    like by the end of the stream hes just stealing peoples cars, ignoring the line of customers while pretending to be concerned, and occasionally laughing manically

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 года назад +27

      The voices start to take over at the end of every stream

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 3 года назад +10

      >obscure
      It outsold Deathloop

    • @goobiiguy
      @goobiiguy 2 года назад +4

      @@boneor...7022 how’s that an achievement

  • @Melvin_RongDong
    @Melvin_RongDong 2 года назад +159

    Imagine trying to get your car filled up and you watch the gas station attendee sprint around the building, pick up a potted plant, and chuck it at some kid

  • @simonsimons1252
    @simonsimons1252 3 года назад +284

    Jerma could sit making poop jokes for 5 hours and I wouldn't get bored of his content. Mixing it up's fine, but the man's charisma is what makes him what he is, not just his stream format.

    • @cmarquino
      @cmarquino 3 года назад +1

      Agreed.

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 3 года назад +1

      I don't think I've heard him land a joke before.

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 года назад +15

      @@blankpage9277 then you just don’t understand his humor. The appeal is the off-the-wall insanity and the range of characters he comes up with and plays, like Mr Greenz, The Rats, Zerma, Greedy Grinner, etc

    • @sultanofswag8901
      @sultanofswag8901 2 года назад +1

      @@Bruh-ob9mi like 80% of those are things that chat came up with

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 года назад +13

      @@sultanofswag8901 Chat may have influenced them, but Jerma brings them to life

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 2 года назад +129

    "I've been watching you for a month and you're already my father." Jerma's got the best chat on Twitch, I swear lmao

    • @Scenery-1976
      @Scenery-1976 3 месяца назад

      04:12:04 for any Jermamites wondering

  • @foehammer5047
    @foehammer5047 3 года назад +230

    "a lot of this channel's vibe is because of Blordow's music."
    Don't lay the blame at his feet, Jerma, he's done nothing wrong to deserve that.

  • @JetSetFrett
    @JetSetFrett 3 года назад +175

    I can't believe Jerma also made bathroom potions, that's fucking wild

    • @janshsshsnns7414
      @janshsshsnns7414 3 года назад +17

      Yeah he talks alot about how he brought his pc into the bathroom while shitting. Along with bathroom potions In his drug dealer simulator stream

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 2 года назад

      @@janshsshsnns7414 didn't he talk about sliding a switch between his asscheeks?

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 3 года назад +608

    chat is on drugs, they called jerma a boomer for _not_ using email

    • @justinworld9
      @justinworld9 3 года назад +144

      all that online school messed with their minds

    • @RedzeeTV
      @RedzeeTV 3 года назад +87

      @@justinworld9 instant messaging was so 2019, emails are it now!

    • @siluriantides
      @siluriantides 3 года назад +33

      To be fair, chat is always on drugs.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 года назад +16

      @@justinworld9 Wait is that how they communicate in classes? Holy fuckin shit I graduated just in time.

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 3 года назад +15

      @@jamesmccomb9525 nah, Teams or whatever youre using can do VOIP and has its own chat client
      In my experience only Uni's and professors will message thru email anymore

  • @Notquitekris
    @Notquitekris 3 года назад +169

    It’s insane to me that the screens we’re currently looking at and the music we hear for “stream starting soon!” and “be right back!” will eventually be referred to as “the old screen cards” and “the old music” like the old Jerma985 intros, crazy to think about how different even the tiniest of things will be! Looking forward to the future though :)

    • @begoldturtle
      @begoldturtle 3 года назад +6

      I like the way you think

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 3 года назад +11

      @@begoldturtle aw thank you so much! Even though the change will be weird I’m definitely looking forward to the future :)

    • @KnightAarant
      @KnightAarant 3 года назад +11

      Right? To think they'll be the "old" intro is such a weird feeling. Puts heavily into perspective how long I've been viewing Jerma's content.

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 3 года назад +1

      @@KnightAarant Precisely!! The future is looking promising though :))

    • @Sammy38
      @Sammy38 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm scared. I miss him. I cry every night

  • @SoSarchastic
    @SoSarchastic 2 года назад +49

    Jerma starting his gas station empire: "I hope you'll be kind enough to give me 5 stars on Google!"
    An hour in: "literally murdering customers"

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee 3 года назад +105

    when he talks to each customer at the pump, jerma sounds like jack nicholson in the shining

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 года назад +13

      You say that like he isnt

    • @Anzallos
      @Anzallos 3 года назад +8

      He did the Kubrick stare and everything

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 3 года назад +7

      Jerma wasn’t born, he was written in

  • @brinbin_
    @brinbin_ 3 года назад +61

    I loved seeing the sub badges change in pre-stream and everyone pointing out how cool each other's looked and then hearing one of Blordow's new tracks at the stream start. It genuinely felt like Christmas morning.

  • @ChrisLeeW00
    @ChrisLeeW00 3 года назад +67

    Having worked at a gas station, I thought it was funny how shocked Jerma got from seeing every day occurrences in this game.

    • @bigbubble4282
      @bigbubble4282 3 года назад +7

      How often do you find a piece of shit on the ground?

    • @elenz903
      @elenz903 3 года назад +34

      @@bigbubble4282 another gas station worker here, much more often than i'd like

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 3 года назад +7

      @@elenz903 F

  • @TripleFudgePacker
    @TripleFudgePacker 3 года назад +131

    finally, the peak of gaming

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 3 года назад +11

      Gas

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +11

      @@orangejoe2147 gyas

    • @the-red-thing
      @the-red-thing 3 года назад +3

      @@jeremytitus9519 The door has just been locked behind you, you thought this was a tour? your test begins now.

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 года назад +5

      @@the-red-thing youre locked in a room with a carrot and a snowman, putting the carrot on the snowman's nose opens the door And you are allowed to leave
      Putting the carrot on the snowman's dick would be pretty funny, but detonates a Pipe bomb

  • @goblinking3710
    @goblinking3710 3 года назад +75

    “Am I In trouble” as he sprints at the cop car

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK Год назад +6

    I love when Jerma play simulator games. It's such a chill thing to have on in the background while I work. This, Coin Game, Internet Cafe Simulator. Even Wrestling Empire; I know that last one wasn't a simulator game, but just the "do stuff, make management decisions, etc." type games. Love them.

  • @Jeffery-do6ey
    @Jeffery-do6ey 3 года назад +111

    Leave it to jerma to go on an emotional roller coaster managing a gas station

    • @Sube-Tube
      @Sube-Tube 3 года назад +2

      I'd hardly call that managing, he could barely even function most of the time

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 Год назад

      how else would they drive

  • @ezrabirdhouse
    @ezrabirdhouse 3 года назад +78

    it's so funny when he says things. i love that he has opinions

  • @rs-vvv
    @rs-vvv 3 года назад +33

    When he brushes the same spot of dirt for a minute straight because he doesn't understand that he's like 1 pixel away from it registering

  • @BunBunAshly
    @BunBunAshly 3 года назад +132

    the sweeping vehicles a mile away was funny every time

  • @oswinoswald3410
    @oswinoswald3410 3 года назад +69

    My favourite type of stream where I can go to sleep and wake up to the same one. Then realize I need to be getting more sleep.

  • @dannyboy8t666ed
    @dannyboy8t666ed 3 года назад +55

    I don't care how bad my day is going. Listen to Jerma an instant smile.

  • @trucevideos
    @trucevideos 2 года назад +31

    obsessed w how customers don't care if ur lockpicking their car unless you fail

  • @NigelMelanisticSmith
    @NigelMelanisticSmith 3 года назад +51

    2:52:10 Him painting over the bathroom grime is my personal favorite moment

    • @spec7441
      @spec7441 Год назад +16

      Landlord andy

  • @Pactastic042
    @Pactastic042 3 года назад +22

    I'm still watching this day by day it's so long , what a big load of Jerm

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 3 года назад +137

    Most gas stations have like powerball or scratch cards Jermas gas station has a full slot machine in it

    • @boingo3275
      @boingo3275 3 года назад +18

      Jerma puts the "out of order" sign on the machine just so he can use it exclusively

  • @HaloDevilGuy
    @HaloDevilGuy 3 года назад +43

    I hope he plays this again, this might be my next house flipper set of streams I rewatch.

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 3 года назад +62

    I love how all the sim games he plays have wonky car physics

  • @stitchfinger7678
    @stitchfinger7678 3 года назад +193

    I get that everything needs to be gamified so it doesnt just feel like chores
    But the checkout minigame makes literally no sense
    Why do you have to not let it get in the basket?
    Why does that make it free?
    WHY ARE THEY UPSET WHEN THEY GET SHIT FOR FREE???

    • @asoap2422
      @asoap2422 3 года назад +34

      So i decided to play the game after watching jerma playing for 2hrs and it's gettin even worse. Sometimes the items will freak out on the sliding thing and go to fucking space itself and they will get upset aswell. If your mouse is half fucked like mine? There are times you will accidentally throw the fucking thing instead of scanning it. Yes it's advanced uneccessary.

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 3 года назад +3

      also why isn’t the basket just on the other side of the scanner????

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 3 года назад +33

      I'm desensitized to that, with how many cooking games I've played where customers will get angry that you gave them an extra burger patty or too large of a drink. I just headcanon it as the manager yelling at me rather than the customer.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +8

      @@Otakupatriot117 I imagine that the customer has to pay for the extra thing when the bill is calculated and they never noticed it until they walk away with their order

    • @ophiocordyceps_
      @ophiocordyceps_ 2 года назад

      its probably the way the game is coded so if it doesnt go to the scanner and then the basket its basically the same as dropping it off the thing. sorry sir your chips are out of bounds ignore the fact that theyre also in your basket

  • @antonioacosta568
    @antonioacosta568 3 года назад +220

    Hearing him say "we might start doing seasonal intros" gives me relief. I've genuinely been worried he's felt like quitting.
    Also did we get a Markiplier in Space leak? Jerma appearance?

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 3 года назад +65

      I’m pretty sure he said recently that he doesn’t plan on quitting anytime soon

    • @antonioacosta568
      @antonioacosta568 3 года назад +85

      @@sanguillotine yeah, but he also says things like "we'll see how much gas we have left in the tank"
      Ultimately he can leave when he wants to, but it's scary!

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 3 года назад +81

      @@antonioacosta568 I think it’s moreso he’ll move on from Twitch someday to focus full-time on bigger projects akin to Dollhouse because he feels more fulfillment and passion in them.

    • @lupa3041
      @lupa3041 3 года назад +13

      just after the brb break in this stream he talks about quitting/doing other things

    • @kasperkildegaard8518
      @kasperkildegaard8518 3 года назад +31

      he just talked about it he made it very clear he would at least be going for some years still

  • @kadn6885
    @kadn6885 3 года назад +11

    These streams are the only thing getting me through my assignments for finals, thank you for uploading them :)

    • @reesebeaver16
      @reesebeaver16 2 года назад +1

      i'm watching them while doing my assignments too! they're nice background noise

  • @ceejozz
    @ceejozz 3 года назад +43

    something happens to jerma when he plays any game with a car in it

  • @juliasch7854
    @juliasch7854 3 года назад +25

    when he brought up the red pepper jelly and cream cheese, i fell in love

  • @nintendo_dringus
    @nintendo_dringus 3 года назад +121

    My keyboard's volume wheel likes to use itself sometimes. I'll be sitting there, with my volume at 15%. Then most of the time when the issue happens, the wheel's light will turn white (indicating it has been used in the last couple of seconds) and the volume meter will appear on screen and rapidly change between -10 and +10 of where it was originally. The other day for the first time, it shot from 20 to 100 in 1 frame. It was absolutely deafening. I was playing inscryption and then and just as I ended my turn and the cards began attacking, it was like michael bay in my ears.

    • @marinesnake8641
      @marinesnake8641 3 года назад +7

      Inscryption is such a good game, I hope jerma plays it later but I highly doubt he will

    • @KZ-ub9bg
      @KZ-ub9bg 3 года назад +32

      Jerma lives inside your keyboard

    • @bavuh1249
      @bavuh1249 3 года назад +18

      @@marinesnake8641 would it be a good jerma game though? I feel like he’d die like once or twice and then talk about barfing for the rest of the stream

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 3 года назад +5

      dude das a ghost

    • @marinesnake8641
      @marinesnake8641 3 года назад +4

      @@bavuh1249 yeah it really isnt a jerma game but what you described still sounds like a good time

  • @t.c.l1625
    @t.c.l1625 3 года назад +24

    I just started as a pro wrestler, training for the past two years and now wrestling shows under Best of the West pro wrestling in California. I would totally be down to work in a live action Jerma rumble after the years of watching Everything Jerma has put out for our entertainment.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 года назад

      What are you aiming for? NXT? AEW? New Japan?

  • @godawful5600
    @godawful5600 3 года назад +79

    Jerma Royale Season 0
    No but honestly, I know it’s a small thing, but I respect Jerma for thinking of ways to improve / change up his stream after all this time. New music and badges and all that are very cool

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 2 года назад +5

    I don't even drink beer, but watching this stream with this guy just makes me wanna open a cold one and enjoy him talking. It's really satisfying to watch.

  • @jimbones8795
    @jimbones8795 3 года назад +71

    Jerma is amazing at playing games without actually playing them

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 3 года назад +51

    the “piano mashing” song jerma heard was almost definitely a MIDI conversion of a different song

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 года назад

      I don't think that was a thing back then

  • @mooomalooomabaloooma
    @mooomalooomabaloooma 3 года назад +29

    Imagine going to a gas station and seeing somebody kick flipping your car

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 года назад +4

      Imagine a VR game where you need to survive against multiple jermas

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc 3 года назад +156

    Apparently this game reports information on your computer and data, and uploads them to servers (Epic Games ipv4 servers specifically, and social network tracking) without your consent.
    Please look at the highest rated review on steam before purchasing or playing this game.
    I never would ask this normally, but please upvote this comment to increase awareness of this issue.

    • @Nobody_important9
      @Nobody_important9 3 года назад +23

      Epic games needs to get money for all those free games somehow

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 года назад +13

      Jerma actually did get hacked after all

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 года назад +8

      Same stuff happens with anything TakeTwo has their hands on, which is a LOT of games.

    • @therealbungus
      @therealbungus 3 года назад

      Way to spread misinformation and FUD, back up your claims with a source next time.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 года назад +33

      @@therealbungus He did you moron. The top review on Steam even got a response from the developer, and they acknowledged it as fact.
      You're the one that needs to read into sources better you dunce.

  • @iheartme6110
    @iheartme6110 Год назад +2

    Jerma is so good at advertising games unknowingly. This adds to the list of many games I’ve downloaded just to play it right

  • @schmoke.
    @schmoke. 3 года назад +26

    Poor Jerma always getting called insane, think he finally figured out why.

  • @connor8198
    @connor8198 3 года назад +7

    i love jerma
    his insanity is the only thing keeping me sane

  • @wigleymusic
    @wigleymusic Месяц назад +1

    Is Jerma the only hyper-successful streamer who has literally nothing on screen other than the gameplay? It's such a stark contrast to everyone else. I'm always amazed at the numbers he pulled.

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay 13 дней назад

      Love Jerma but I don't think he's hyper successful. Isn't he more mid tier?

  • @bennie.379
    @bennie.379 3 года назад +26

    the funny sound effect at 2:43:40 made me laugh so much

    • @crazylayzy23
      @crazylayzy23 2 года назад

      He wasn't even trying either.

  • @MayorMcC666
    @MayorMcC666 3 года назад +28

    its funny that jerma thinks the general public wouldn't recognize the sus guy in 20 years. its going to happen, sorry Jeremy.

  • @Nobody_important9
    @Nobody_important9 3 года назад +24

    Last ever Jerma show will be pressing big red button and ending world in nuclear fire

    • @steve7745
      @steve7745 3 года назад +3

      Certified Harvester moment

  • @ironwhitey
    @ironwhitey 3 года назад +54

    Getting emotional thinking about Jeremy retiring

  • @fluffiestbiscuit
    @fluffiestbiscuit 3 года назад +68

    5:25:45 I'm banned for life now because of this PSYCHO and his FURSONA

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +9

      Somebody needs to reign in this utter renegade

  • @ratjesus2003
    @ratjesus2003 3 года назад +25

    Streamer goes INSANE and KIDNAPS a bunch of people in the desert

  • @harley8047
    @harley8047 3 года назад +23

    This is one of those games I'd love if it were multi-player.

    • @FreakTheScene
      @FreakTheScene 3 года назад +2

      That'd be absolutely perfect for this game, especially since there is so much to work on.

    • @redacted9912
      @redacted9912 2 года назад

      Nothing would get done and we all know it

  • @TheTrueEvilSpud
    @TheTrueEvilSpud 3 года назад +39

    4:12:05 is quite possibly my favorite one-guy moments

  • @snozzle9674
    @snozzle9674 3 года назад +6

    The new music slaps, no matter how chill it is I always find myself head butting

  • @Kejody53
    @Kejody53 3 года назад +6

    With a thumbnail like that, I simply cannot ignore the video.

  • @silas6349
    @silas6349 3 года назад +9

    This be my certified Jerma sleep video

  • @incendiarymoth
    @incendiarymoth 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is unironically one of my fav jerma streams

  • @neilduh
    @neilduh 3 года назад +20

    Thoroughly enjoyed the new music!

  • @lordwaluigi8535
    @lordwaluigi8535 3 года назад +8

    The most important lesson I learned from this stream was the purpose of cranberry sauce. 18 Thanksgivings and I've never known it was supposed to go on the turkey, never even bought it

  • @AtariWow
    @AtariWow 2 года назад +7

    1:39:00 Wake up Samurai, we've got a gas station to run. - Keanu

  • @cmarquino
    @cmarquino 3 года назад +3

    Definitely a contender for best stream of 2021

  • @rs-vvv
    @rs-vvv 3 года назад +15

    It's always the games he thrives in that chat is the most gaslighty

  • @itsmemrnukki
    @itsmemrnukki 3 года назад +32

    GYAS station simulator

    • @lr-
      @lr- 3 года назад +19

      Nerve agent station simulator

    • @constructionbootgazer
      @constructionbootgazer 3 года назад +2

      @@lr- holy shit I died.

  • @DramakilzU
    @DramakilzU 3 года назад +7

    When Jerma says rumble live, I immediately picture Endgame but with all the important Jerma characters/content creators that Jerma has encountered over all the years since RUclips. It’d even be really cool if there were a group of wrestlers that could act as Twitch chat, and if you give enough subs, you get your name written on the shirt of one of the wrestlers as they join the ring. Twitch can even vote on what items to introduce into the rumble similar to the dollhouse stream.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 3 года назад

      Jerma rumble live is a thing, search it up

  • @junlexip9204
    @junlexip9204 3 года назад +35

    Just by looking at the thumbnail, it reminds me of the Long Drive

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, definitely a similar vibe

    • @wntriam
      @wntriam 3 года назад +3

      @@kaebeelee damn this hit hard

    • @begoldturtle
      @begoldturtle 3 года назад +1

      @@kaebeelee the updates are getting sick if you haven’t check it out yet

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 3 года назад +34

    Jerma type game

  • @tinkivinki246
    @tinkivinki246 3 года назад +2

    This and your Long Drive stream is like my rain soundtrack to sleep to haha. Good shi ty

  • @aniyilator
    @aniyilator 3 года назад +22

    Holy crap, I can relate so hard to Jerma's ADHD stories. Shit always hits the fan for me whenever I have an appointment or someone's waiting on me for something

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 года назад +2

      That's not ADHD

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 года назад +2

      That's just poor time management

    • @Seany1616
      @Seany1616 3 года назад +32

      @@kinnikuboneman "thats not condition, that's just symptom of condition"

    • @PicantoWasTaken
      @PicantoWasTaken 3 года назад +1

      @@Seany1616 he doesnt know what he is talking about

    • @Seany1616
      @Seany1616 3 года назад +15

      @@PicantoWasTaken it's like saying "that's not AIDS, that's just a weakened immune system"

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK Год назад +2

    Anyone else pulling their hair out at the cycle of Jerma reading a prompt telling him EXACTLY what to do, followed by him IMMEDIATELY going "how do do this? Did I do it?" Dude's younger than me and has been playing games for a living for a decade now; yet somehow it's still like watching my grandfather trying to figure out a game.

  • @t.c.l1625
    @t.c.l1625 3 года назад +5

    Much love and hope to John Reynolds, the actor who played Torgo, who unfortunately took his own life shortly after the film was made. Though the films reputation holds a mixture of opinions, your performance was an entertaining one and has since brought you a whole new audience of fans. May he rest in peace.

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 3 года назад +5

    Jerma referencing Mischief Makers fills me with joy :)
    (Also I feel like I remember him doing a stream of that game, but I'm probably wrong)

  • @TheAlphaDoge
    @TheAlphaDoge 3 года назад +5

    The car flip joke was hilarious every single time

  • @kilbert666
    @kilbert666 3 года назад +4

    Actual serial killer Jerma always assumes the jig is up when he sees a cop

  • @chruomble
    @chruomble 3 года назад +5

    I don’t know why but I can’t fall asleep to white noise anymore only thing that can make me go to sleep is listening to jerma fuck about in a game

  • @owenwilson5271
    @owenwilson5271 3 года назад +3

    “I could’ve been Mario!”
    *sweeps van directly into the sun”

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 года назад +1

    I love Jerma playing simulator games, they always just end up being super fun

  • @777BIGschott
    @777BIGschott 3 года назад +1

    Idk if its the long day at work or what, but that Larry the cable guy impression has me weez-laughing in pain!

  • @PrinceCustodian
    @PrinceCustodian 2 года назад +7

    "Psycho man arrested claims "chat" made him do it"

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 2 года назад +10

    2:02:50 this is a certified jerma moment

  • @SaucyPlebeian
    @SaucyPlebeian Год назад +1

    LMAO sweeps the customer miles away so he isn't bothered while filling the dozer

  • @coda56
    @coda56 2 года назад +3

    i went to bed with this stream playing, and i woke up to him launching a semi truck with a broom

  • @DocZesty
    @DocZesty 3 года назад +14

    the longer drive

  • @theonlyJayn
    @theonlyJayn 3 года назад +3

    Jerma is such a looney tunes character. Each stream is a journey through space

  • @Slappap
    @Slappap 3 года назад +4

    Finding out ernest was slinky in toy story. Made me stop what I was doing and just sit dumbfounded. And then the sudden realization that oh fuck... I knew ernest died without knowing. *that hit me in the feels

  • @terryflopycow2231
    @terryflopycow2231 3 года назад +10

    44:36 'Broom purchased'

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 2 года назад +1

      top ten worst mistakes

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 3 года назад +6

    Picturing chat at their future jobs, trying to make Andy jokes with coworkers and getting weird looks because they don't know how to make original jokes

  • @RegularTetragon
    @RegularTetragon 3 года назад +4

    I've never felt anything as strongly as being shower stuck

  • @danielluty3087
    @danielluty3087 3 года назад +1

    i really wish i had got to see this live, the broom bit is my favorite part of this stream

  • @zonnytiger2371
    @zonnytiger2371 3 года назад +2

    My favorite part is jerma wasting time getting the cars into the garage and then he didnt even close both sides and do what the whole joke was

  • @thespacedisland5746
    @thespacedisland5746 3 года назад +11

    2:32:28 im so glad to see that me and jerma are ont he same stance when it comes to Jack in the Box tacos

  • @frog30172
    @frog30172 3 года назад +14

    2:24:10
    One of my favorite moments my god

  • @SlinkySnoots
    @SlinkySnoots 3 года назад +14

    He's so right about the blue cheese on buffalo, it tastes so good.
    Makes it like a zesty flavor with the mix of the buffalo.

  • @dolphinbj1629
    @dolphinbj1629 3 года назад +26

    Mouse sensitivity needs to have a high maximum in games as an accessibility thing. Some people with physical disabilities have extremely limited ranges of movement.

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 3 года назад +8

      Mice also provide input in a wide variety of magnitudes, depending on their CPI, and games usually don't adjust for that.
      The bottom line is that the mouse sensitivity configuration UI in most games is lacking

    • @MetaWhiteYoshi
      @MetaWhiteYoshi 3 года назад +3

      Thanks for explaining, that makes a lot of sense