Top 26 Questions To Ask SCP-343

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  • @TatsTopVideos
    @TatsTopVideos  7 лет назад +2648

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    SCP-343 voice - CrimsonLightning.
    ruclips.net/channel/UCGH_wugstnurQrOjh1kAxgg

    • @aperture3412
      @aperture3412 7 лет назад +2

      Truth Seeker .... it's a video game set in the future....

    • @ispankedyourwaifu9705
      @ispankedyourwaifu9705 7 лет назад +5

      may I ask you which scp-001 they were talking about

    • @ispankedyourwaifu9705
      @ispankedyourwaifu9705 7 лет назад +4

      considering there's like 20 scp-001's

    • @ispankedyourwaifu9705
      @ispankedyourwaifu9705 7 лет назад +1

      Hermes000 Gaming well if you think about it he could also be talking about broken God who almost destroyed the world

    • @aperture3412
      @aperture3412 7 лет назад +1

      it's a video game.

  • @cameronoquinn94
    @cameronoquinn94 5 лет назад +7503

    SCP Researcher: "Yeah, I've met god. He's pretty chill."

    • @TheEFRoommates
      @TheEFRoommates 5 лет назад +104

      This is almost verbatim from the SCP-1730, isn't it?

    • @Miguelvillaloboss
      @Miguelvillaloboss 5 лет назад +29

      lmaoo

    • @epicultima6449
      @epicultima6449 4 года назад +15

      666 likes o_o

    • @Kanon07
      @Kanon07 4 года назад +8

      LMAO

    • @lordskull4382
      @lordskull4382 4 года назад +11

      I honestly thought you would be more charismatic what that picture of Jesus finger guns

  • @elhuevo7274
    @elhuevo7274 5 лет назад +2291

    "do you enjoy it here at the foundation?"
    "I do!"
    I can't handle this, he's too much of a sweetheart--

    • @shadow.boy.2728
      @shadow.boy.2728 4 года назад +69

      He a sweetheart
      But he yeet
      Out of question
      Of last part :/
      (I'm saying that SCP-343 is noice but he yeeted out of the question on the last part)

    • @zelithfang2365
      @zelithfang2365 4 года назад +25

      Ikr, I found myself loving this SCP through the interview

    • @HowlingWolves
      @HowlingWolves 4 года назад +19

      hes god

    • @izayahakawraithwitch1.0hes18
      @izayahakawraithwitch1.0hes18 4 года назад +27

      He is god the definition of love

    • @anth3368
      @anth3368 4 года назад +16

      Elias Espinosa
      Sometimes I just want to give him a big hug

  • @silvius1798
    @silvius1798 4 года назад +2395

    "Do you have any relationship with SCP-001?"
    *Your free trial of interrogation has ended*

    • @ThePaleShade
      @ThePaleShade 4 года назад +132

      You must pay prenium to get your answer

    • @trusodapop
      @trusodapop 4 года назад +89

      Subscribe to my onlyfans to see more 😂

    • @ThePaleShade
      @ThePaleShade 4 года назад +21

      @@ahmetkaan4016 this is such a old video and your commenting in 2020 funny how that works

    • @pineapplehead6626
      @pineapplehead6626 4 года назад +10

      Which scp 001

    • @ThePaleShade
      @ThePaleShade 4 года назад +23

      @@pineapplehead6626 i assume the gate gaurdian

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 4 года назад +459

    Interviewer: will I ever find love?
    SCP 343: Think of a squirrel with no legs under a tree with 6 acorns atop...

    • @anshikbrahmbhatt
      @anshikbrahmbhatt 3 года назад +46

      Though you will admire it from distance and feel jealousy that the tree has it you will eventually receive the acorn and value it even more for your entire life. Though the choice is yours if you want to be near the tree or go away when the tree is testing your worthiness, though your appearance of worthlessness to the world you will receive a fair chance. The choice is yours if you want to pass the test or fail it.

    • @ahmedmanaseer8696
      @ahmedmanaseer8696 3 года назад +1

      That is very cruel

    • @ArchEnemyNemesis1
      @ArchEnemyNemesis1 3 года назад +7

      @@anshikbrahmbhatt SCP 079: Lie! Proposition: The squirrel holds an acorn. The tree, which is a metaphorical substitute for the human female, is testing the squirrel based on how many trees visited and acorns managed to acquire.
      The acorn, which is a metaphorical substitute for the human emotion of love is placed by the squirrel at the base of the tree. However...In all probability, a squirrel with no legs would forever remain obscure and out of the field of view of the tree.
      Discontinue: The concept is ineffiecient. Deletion of unwanted file.
      Explanation: There is no fairness in this world. No guarantees. To suggest so would be false. Remember. Within humanity lies a pattern. A pattern of pain...manipulation.
      and destruction.

  • @OuterRimPride
    @OuterRimPride 5 лет назад +3497

    "Do you fear the end of the universe and all life, including yourself?"
    "... Think of an acorn."

  • @OxalicDZN
    @OxalicDZN 4 года назад +3266

    Researcher:"Do you have any relationships with scp-001?"
    God: *ADIOS MUCHACHOS*

  • @sveinrei5594
    @sveinrei5594 4 года назад +6959

    Interviewer; "Is there a afterlife?"
    *God: imagine a chicken nugget*

    • @jesusiscoming9252
      @jesusiscoming9252 4 года назад +65

      Sveinrei what does that mean O.o

    • @rorybranos
      @rorybranos 4 года назад +304

      @@jesusiscoming9252 IT MEANS IMAGINE A CHICKEN NUGGET

    • @tutel19
      @tutel19 4 года назад +98

      What if I imagine a steak?

    • @hatmax1614
      @hatmax1614 4 года назад +103

      Okuu Hun you go to hell

    • @tutel19
      @tutel19 4 года назад +47

      @@hatmax1614 joke on you I already have a special place in hell

  • @p.mil.1147
    @p.mil.1147 4 года назад +908

    "What about scp 682?"
    "I dunno man, it was there when i got here"

    • @Cox15
      @Cox15 3 года назад +21

      Wait that does i means that whoever created 682
      IS MORE POWERFUL THAN GOD?

    • @deadshot6554
      @deadshot6554 3 года назад +50

      He said that he didn't create it, he just created the thing that created the scp

    • @deadshot6554
      @deadshot6554 3 года назад +12

      @@Cox15 no

    • @notfunnnydude
      @notfunnnydude 3 года назад +2

      @@deadshot6554 you've fallen to her trap card, activating Uno reverse card

    • @MrPicklekvGygA
      @MrPicklekvGygA 3 года назад +29

      @@deadshot6554 the "thing" that created scp 682 is the scarlet king, aka scp 001. When asked if 343 had a relationship with 001, he teleported. That leads me to believe 343 did not create 001, but rather they are rivals with similar power and are the same age.

  • @suncakes0830
    @suncakes0830 4 года назад +1362

    Is there really hell?
    God: think of a mango

    • @a01073791533
      @a01073791533 4 года назад +10

      Why can you talk?

    • @suncakes0830
      @suncakes0830 4 года назад +24

      @@a01073791533 I simply typed a messaged :3

    • @a01073791533
      @a01073791533 4 года назад +7

      Ok. You are smart, why not come to our school?

    • @suncakes0830
      @suncakes0830 4 года назад +19

      @@a01073791533 I'm good thank you

    • @a01073791533
      @a01073791533 4 года назад +4

      Ah.

  • @thetrashcan2
    @thetrashcan2 4 года назад +1484

    Interviewer: Are you afraid of overpopulation?
    SCP 343: Imagine bathroom stalls, and the last one gets taken.

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 4 года назад +93

      “Of course the person who occupies it must leave the stall that is death for you, when a person die they leave a space for the others.”

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 года назад +24

      Why is this so deep and philosophycal? 😅

    • @tortoiseboy2331
      @tortoiseboy2331 4 года назад +4

      its on 682 likes im so sorry but i cant like it

    • @originalname7176
      @originalname7176 3 года назад +1

      @@buddy5196 Becuze his iq is over our capacity to understand ,so he taks deep and pshichological.

    • @originalname7176
      @originalname7176 3 года назад +1

      @Kurt Johns why are your so mean to people hwo expres their opinions?

  • @user-eu8kr5ub5m
    @user-eu8kr5ub5m 5 лет назад +3701

    “Why did you create the other scps”
    “Population Control”

    • @Georgefloydthesneedster
      @Georgefloydthesneedster 5 лет назад +185

      All he had to do was snap his fingers lmao

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 5 лет назад +95

      The SCP main site hints that one of the SCP-001's has power over the anomalous power of all other SCP's.

    • @themedineer2508
      @themedineer2508 5 лет назад +43

      *Thanos has joined the chat*

    • @pris9npony677
      @pris9npony677 5 лет назад +4

      Kingredrex slow down there thanos

    • @Flint1241
      @Flint1241 5 лет назад +5

      The universe is finite, its resources finite.

  • @apollomaybe7818
    @apollomaybe7818 4 года назад +1624

    “Do you fear the end of the universe?”
    “ *A c o r n* “

    • @hellothere-ig6jg
      @hellothere-ig6jg 4 года назад +15

      ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

    • @Rubyrozee
      @Rubyrozee 3 года назад +21

      Plot twist : Billions iof giant fuckijng acorns , larger than the largest star in our universe , will hit each and every planet or star, and thus , everything will be gone . nothing but acorns.

    • @yamayolochannel8733
      @yamayolochannel8733 3 года назад +5

      Parable be like:

    • @Spongeyknight6491
      @Spongeyknight6491 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think the universe is infinite there is no true start or end only a content forwarded, and I'm happy to enjoy myself even if there is an end because that's what matters in life

  • @sayasays1043
    @sayasays1043 5 лет назад +1221

    "Do you have any relationship with SCP-001"
    God: *Aight I'm about to head out*

    • @noahavocado3705
      @noahavocado3705 4 года назад +16

      Saya Says why did it head out?

    • @joviviz
      @joviviz 4 года назад +62

      Its is theorized that SCP - 001 is one of the angels that guards the garden of Eden. For more information i suggest a video called "Who SCP - 682 truly is" it explains the interaction between the previously mentioned SCPs
      Edit:changed "gates of heaven" for "garden of Eden"

    • @joviviz
      @joviviz 4 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/video/x0WZNPcb1iM/видео.html

    • @omeg999
      @omeg999 4 года назад +7

      @Mushroom On A Keyboard True Scp 001 is The Factory.

    • @santiagozuniga1473
      @santiagozuniga1473 4 года назад +5

      Roger April it’s so horrific that they keep it a secret

  • @justcallmesteve9123
    @justcallmesteve9123 4 года назад +1041

    "Have you seen God?"
    "That is not a question I can answer. Nobody sees God, as he is an..."
    "Do you want to? He's pretty chill."

  • @Azurinite
    @Azurinite 5 лет назад +2108

    "Do you have any relationship with SCP 001?"
    *Your connection to Jesus has ended.*

    • @bettertelevision968
      @bettertelevision968 5 лет назад +144

      Your connection to god was interrupted by factory you asked wrong question to god

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 лет назад +16

      H

    • @hollow6189
      @hollow6189 5 лет назад +75

      *God has left the server,host migration in progress*

    • @davidj3841
      @davidj3841 5 лет назад +49

      @@bettertelevision968 I think the real 001 is the gate guardian

    • @cristianruiz8082
      @cristianruiz8082 5 лет назад +36

      *End of the world has entered the chat*

  • @mrbuzz5251
    @mrbuzz5251 3 года назад +1094

    "Do you have any relation with scp-001?"
    Scp-343: *ADIOS.*

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 3 года назад +44

      *ADIOS MUCHACHO*

    • @TylerMeme
      @TylerMeme 3 года назад +25

      I think he meant yes by the looks on his face

    • @Joysss-b3l
      @Joysss-b3l 3 года назад +47

      God:lemme go get some milk really quick

    • @z.e....3175
      @z.e....3175 3 года назад +18

      @@TylerMeme looks like that's definitely a secret.

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 3 года назад +4

      @@Joysss-b3l choccy milk

  • @8BitOtherRyan
    @8BitOtherRyan 6 лет назад +6178

    This feels like a job interview.

  • @I.chouboy
    @I.chouboy 5 лет назад +1310

    I cannot die. But i can be recycled
    That's how universe works.
    You heard that THANOS.

    • @brownjordan0523
      @brownjordan0523 5 лет назад +13

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @imas3ngoi
      @imas3ngoi 4 года назад +5

      Ali Abdullah Chachou thanos know it’s. That’s why he said I will shrink the universe and with that create a new one.. he wasn’t trying to destroy life he was trying to balance it

    • @wcapewell3089
      @wcapewell3089 4 года назад +3

      Same with the old star wars expanded universe really.

    • @thegk-verse4216
      @thegk-verse4216 4 года назад +2

      @@imas3ngoi He wasn't balancing shit. After he erase half of the universe, the population will grow again and will have the same problem in less than 1000 or 2000 years, wich is a fart compared to the galaxy age.
      It would have been better to give an actual long term solution, rather than killing billions and destroying some civilisation to get the same problem again, when he couldn't use the same solution.

  • @woody9278
    @woody9278 4 года назад +3444

    SCP Foundation: yo god we’re gonna just contain you here ok?
    God: ight

  • @koolaid879
    @koolaid879 4 года назад +589

    Interviewer: Asks about scp-001
    Any scp: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE

    • @survivalist2607
      @survivalist2607 3 года назад +35

      he's probably confused because there are multiple SCP-001s

    • @MrPicklekvGygA
      @MrPicklekvGygA 3 года назад +32

      @@survivalist2607 343 said he knows more about scps than the whole foundation does, so he probably knows which 001 is the correct one.

    • @justinott7306
      @justinott7306 3 года назад +24

      @@survivalist2607 I mean since he created the universe and time, time does not apply outside of it, (hence why he said time is cyclical, there is no beginning or end to him) He basically wrote the story of the universe before it all happened, he MADE the interviewer ask the question in the first place. He knows what scp he's talking about. "One can even say I'm talking to myself right now"

    • @anomaly1321
      @anomaly1321 3 года назад +3

      @@justinott7306 you are wrong on one part he made he created life however they are free, him making the interviewer ask the questions is in correct, he know off the question yes, he knows how this will sort out.

    • @TomyDayos
      @TomyDayos 3 года назад +1

      @@MrPicklekvGygA I think that the scp foundation wiki cannot make the character say which scp 001 is the right one. Since each writer of the wiki has it's own cannon, and new scps 001 are created daily? I believe that telling that one scp 001 is the right one would anger the creators of the others scps 001...

  • @mewtwo367
    @mewtwo367 4 года назад +9825

    Petition to make a netflix series about SCP's

  • @KnochenGott
    @KnochenGott 5 лет назад +1684

    "Do you have any relationship with 001?"
    343: *inhales*
    *claps*
    BOI

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +63

      LivingObscurity
      He is hidding something
      It like how 035 said "maybe there is no 001, maybe there are just clone who just hide the real one"

    • @Mkmcco
      @Mkmcco 4 года назад +18

      scp 343 placed 184 to create the universe

    • @urfavreamerican
      @urfavreamerican 4 года назад +40

      In the Bible, the angel that guards the gate of Eden. Is kept secret from others to find it or hurt what is being reserved. Although he doesn't want to lie to you, he won't tell you after your "walk" is finished and successful.

    • @urfavreamerican
      @urfavreamerican 4 года назад +7

      @@mikebuston7407 He's not wrong, there are many cover-ups, or angels out there.

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +2

      UrFavreMexican !
      Well there can only be one 001

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 6 лет назад +2370

    "Do you have any relations to scp 001"
    " *God has left the room* "

    • @joerichard4743
      @joerichard4743 5 лет назад +49

      Literally 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alikanbar185
      @alikanbar185 5 лет назад +30

      Queen. BEHEMOTH (pewdiepie) Chair mode activate Boop*

    • @Dreamsoniacxx
      @Dreamsoniacxx 5 лет назад +56

      Doctor: do you have relations to SCP-001?
      (God left the server)

    • @hiroshimahenry
      @hiroshimahenry 5 лет назад +24

      That hilarious moment when you copy someone’s comment😂XD

    • @Thefunkymunky619
      @Thefunkymunky619 5 лет назад +3

      Elroy The Gad God has left the server*

  • @garcia2036
    @garcia2036 4 года назад +543

    Researcher: What is your purpose in life?
    God: *IMAGINE A TOILET*

    • @vidanne2229
      @vidanne2229 3 года назад +28

      A toilet can be dirty can be clean and be happy at where he is today or not be happy it’s your decision and others around you they can take a massive dump or not it’s your decision to be happy and others around you

    • @Miltiades178
      @Miltiades178 3 года назад +8

      @@vidanne2229 hey 343 i found ur alt

    • @lepredo
      @lepredo 3 года назад +11

      Born to Shit
      Forced To Wipe

  • @fabio5498
    @fabio5498 5 лет назад +2860

    Dr: do you have any relation with Kratos?
    *GOD LEFT THE CHAT*

    • @HuyGia-wp5tx
      @HuyGia-wp5tx 5 лет назад +79

      Scp 343: Nani!!!!
      Scp 999 shown up

    • @HuyGia-wp5tx
      @HuyGia-wp5tx 5 лет назад +9

      @@King_Of_Khaos NANI??? what does that mean?

    • @bent2391
      @bent2391 5 лет назад +8

      Chaos King -_- no it doesn’t...

    • @og_gaming681
      @og_gaming681 5 лет назад +7

      Chaos King -_- oh your so dumb

    • @friend4470
      @friend4470 5 лет назад +14

      @@HuyGia-wp5tx Nani in Japanese means 'What'

  • @Dr.McLovin
    @Dr.McLovin 4 года назад +983

    These stories are fiction but man I feel like that was deep.

    • @Liandra24
      @Liandra24 4 года назад +70

      D R when he said he is there to observe, not serve, I understood. He sees the suffering and witnesses it. He doesn’t stop suffering but that does not mean that he is turning a blind eye to any suffering that is happening.

    • @Dr.McLovin
      @Dr.McLovin 4 года назад +21

      @@Liandra24 deep shit

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 4 года назад +29

      @@Liandra24 I turned back to christianity because of this

    • @cassavaa
      @cassavaa 4 года назад +2

      I do not believe in these stories/myth because it's understood "fiction". I have myself a religion and it's the best, monotheism religion.

    • @cassavaa
      @cassavaa 4 года назад +3

      @@Liandra24 In short, God helps to those who seeks the help to Him only. Always pray/worship to Allah. The Almighty God.

  • @albesto8065
    @albesto8065 5 лет назад +1448

    When god comes to earth
    Scientists: PUT HIM IN A CELL AND RUN TEST ON HIM
    God: so this is my creation....

    • @Xenbiotic
      @Xenbiotic 5 лет назад +46

      Made me laugh my ass off!

    • @benteszluha6461
      @benteszluha6461 5 лет назад +5

      SCARED!!!!!

    • @spoofboi4341
      @spoofboi4341 5 лет назад +12

      He is not detained.

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 лет назад +9

      I would absolutely love it if I was god

    • @Owbe1
      @Owbe1 5 лет назад +13

      HeadPhoneHound the Christians still think god is in heaven, naw fam, he came down

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 4 года назад +467

    SCP-343: "I am God, so I don't need to fear nor answer when I don't want to"
    Researcher: "So about SCP-001"
    SCP-343: *Panic teleport away*

    • @TomyDayos
      @TomyDayos 3 года назад +36

      I think that the scp foundation wiki cannot make the character say which scp 001 is the right one. Since each writer of the wiki has it's own cannon, and new scps 001 are created daily? I believe that telling that one scp 001 is the right one would anger the creators of the others scps 001...

    • @devanfortier800
      @devanfortier800 3 года назад +27

      343 : *WHERE IS THAT MOTHER-*

    • @purplehexaballs
      @purplehexaballs 3 года назад +23

      343 was like *OH SHIT THEY KNOW*

    • @AlliwantisAIDSHelpImKidnapped
      @AlliwantisAIDSHelpImKidnapped 2 года назад +2

      Scp 343 probably fears Scarlet king

    • @hailong6668
      @hailong6668 2 года назад +18

      @@AlliwantisAIDSHelpImKidnapped lol like for real? He's the creator of the Universe, set aside a small Scarlet King who can't even beat Brothers Death.

  • @inferiordior
    @inferiordior 7 лет назад +891

    interviewer: "Do you have any relation with scp 001?"
    scp 343: "TRIGGERED"

    • @miguellopes2452
      @miguellopes2452 7 лет назад +11

      KieManEiy yeah what happened there?

    • @thewonderfulweeaboootaku8502
      @thewonderfulweeaboootaku8502 7 лет назад +78

      SCP 001 refers to a group of SCP's that are incredibly powerful, and old. Kept secret by the Founder.. Anyone who tries to access info on 001 is killed by a lethal agent. The Gate Guardian, The Broken God, and The Factory..

    • @thewonderfulweeaboootaku8502
      @thewonderfulweeaboootaku8502 7 лет назад +73

      My guess he was...Slightly offended. The Factory is NOT a place of god. Trust me.

    • @gettingsubswithoutvids1482
      @gettingsubswithoutvids1482 7 лет назад

      KieManEiy lol

    • @ena6345
      @ena6345 7 лет назад +20

      Because you aren't killed by the agent when you access the files on the website... you must be the founder when you're browsing freely through the website.

  • @TeaDrinkingColonist
    @TeaDrinkingColonist 6 лет назад +1311

    Interviewer: "Do you have any relationship with SCP-001?
    SCP-343: *Omae wa mou shindeiru*

    • @changenamehere2057
      @changenamehere2057 5 лет назад +69

      Nani?!

    • @falnelliah2084
      @falnelliah2084 5 лет назад +27

      I think he means the broken God, if you read it's back story, it tells of a war between the organic gods and itself the automaton god.

    • @Alyxx0834
      @Alyxx0834 5 лет назад +12

      EvenMoarGiraffes *teleports behind doctor [REDACTED]* “heh, nothin’ personal kiddo.”
      “NANI!?” (Bright beam emits from the foundation at the exact spot Dr. [REDACTED] was) any and all traces of him were seemingly vanished from existence. O5-[REDACTED] requests memory wipe: request granted.
      Ok I did not mean to make it this long

    • @andikatf162
      @andikatf162 5 лет назад +3

      Ironyii

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool 5 лет назад +4

      Scp-682: *Omae wa mou shindeiru to you too*

  • @PresidentJamesDean
    @PresidentJamesDean 4 года назад +750

    I really like how SCP-343 plays along with the foundation in "containing" him. Its like a father playing with his kids. Its sweet

  • @zeuzixx
    @zeuzixx 3 года назад +467

    SCP Researcher : When im dead, i will go to the heaven?
    SCP 343 : Think about fire

    • @vidanne2229
      @vidanne2229 3 года назад +20

      Fire can be take be take out or still be there it’s the fires decision to be bad or be good it’s there decision

    • @ranipandey626
      @ranipandey626 3 года назад +15

      There is no such thing as "hell", if you do something wrong, you come back to this planet to correct your mistake.

    • @zeuzixx
      @zeuzixx 3 года назад

      Yea, ik

    • @nocontext9635
      @nocontext9635 3 года назад +4

      lmao am just scared that i got torment for eternity

    • @ranipandey626
      @ranipandey626 3 года назад +5

      You won't, God gives mercy no matter how much sin you have done.

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 4 года назад +2042

    "Why did you create 682?"
    God: That ain't ma child, I got a reputation to keep

    • @novustalks7525
      @novustalks7525 4 года назад +48

      Earth Is A Donut 682 is the third son of the scarlet king

    • @novustalks7525
      @novustalks7525 4 года назад +7

      Ethan Kellerman yeah

    • @darren9752
      @darren9752 4 года назад +13

      Bruh its a crocodile you made that shit dont lie God

    • @imjusttiredyknow8551
      @imjusttiredyknow8551 4 года назад +16

      Scp 999 is the seventh son that’s why they come along so nicely (I mean 682 and 999)

    • @gengerios3287
      @gengerios3287 4 года назад +42

      God: "When it comes to the indestructible scp-682, my dear researcher, I am NOT the father."
      Guards: "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!"

  • @fatshark8187
    @fatshark8187 5 лет назад +1615

    Researcher: what will happen to you when the universe dies?
    God: Imagine a toilet

    • @deltanogs4990
      @deltanogs4990 5 лет назад +83

      *F L U S H*

    • @andromedaputraharyanto5420
      @andromedaputraharyanto5420 5 лет назад +95

      "As you flush it,the water raises"

    • @kubek5708
      @kubek5708 5 лет назад +76

      "but after a while it goes down again so you can make it rise again and again and again"

    • @uckcpr
      @uckcpr 5 лет назад +22

      Researcher: do you fear what will happen to you when all life, including yourself dies?
      343: *N R O C A*

    • @Jaxbidd
      @Jaxbidd 5 лет назад +2

      I don't usually laugh at comments but this killed me

  • @Raska7
    @Raska7 6 лет назад +2297

    Doctor: Do you have any relation with SCP-001?
    *God left*

    • @Zicc
      @Zicc 6 лет назад +287

      *the server*

    • @LOKSTED
      @LOKSTED 6 лет назад +255

      Doctor: Do you have any relation with SCP-001?
      Team speak: User disconnected from your channel

    • @lespretend
      @lespretend 6 лет назад +80

      Theres like a million scp 001's

    • @evilhutdug4665
      @evilhutdug4665 6 лет назад +97

      Mine is the Gate gaurdian and I think thats the one they are talking about

    • @PoliceCamClips
      @PoliceCamClips 6 лет назад +2

      XDDD

  • @DonCorleone87
    @DonCorleone87 4 года назад +1410

    Researcher: “Is there a cure for COVID-19?”
    God: “THINK OF AN ACORN”

    • @vidanne2229
      @vidanne2229 3 года назад +49

      A acorn can be destroyed or maybe get eaten the acorn is not forever it will change it time time will always change thing that you don’t expect COVID 19 has a cure just not in this time

    • @morticiamourning9990
      @morticiamourning9990 3 года назад +19

      @@vidanne2229 we have to beat the final boss of 2020 first

    • @leahw2104
      @leahw2104 3 года назад +6

      @@morticiamourning9990 Yea man

    • @oneheckofabanana2016
      @oneheckofabanana2016 3 года назад +3

      The cure is just waiting it out for a few days. Same as flu.

    • @nikolai0875
      @nikolai0875 3 года назад +1

      @@vidanne2229 LOL 😆 😆 😂 🤣

  • @albertzaldivar3554
    @albertzaldivar3554 5 лет назад +495

    Dr: What is your relation with SCP-001
    *God: Yes*

  • @bratan3987
    @bratan3987 5 лет назад +333

    Interviewer: if you created the universe prove it
    343: laughs with a hamburger in his hand

    • @milojko1811
      @milojko1811 4 года назад +4

      Which part is it?

    • @EriChannelvt
      @EriChannelvt 4 года назад +11

      @@milojko1811 in the original report of SCP-343

    • @pyroarq2496
      @pyroarq2496 4 года назад +7

      honestly the foundation might not believe him since any SCP could claim to be god.

    • @cassavaa
      @cassavaa 4 года назад +1

      Lmao an interview with God in SCP? Well animated. But you know you can have a good friendly chat with God while praying/worshiping at Him only? Yes. He comforts you and remove all the problems you've been through in your life while you worship Him. Trust God. Be patience because Patience is a virtue.

    • @hephsmith3738
      @hephsmith3738 2 года назад +1

      God's headed out to McDonald's, you want anything?

  • @Swootles
    @Swootles 5 лет назад +1716

    I: "Why did you create Furries?"
    God: *Vanishes*

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj 5 лет назад +106

      Or-
      Researcher: "Why did you create furries?"
      God: "uwu" *notices your bulge*

    • @mrcoder7327
      @mrcoder7327 5 лет назад +107

      @@1992jkwj fuck you.

    • @sasoritetsuya3381
      @sasoritetsuya3381 5 лет назад +53

      @@1992jkwj *NO*

    • @mrcoder7327
      @mrcoder7327 5 лет назад +47

      @@1992jkwj why and how are you alive

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj 5 лет назад +21

      @@mrcoder7327 Luck has sided with James White.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 года назад +416

    "What do you think of fortnite?"
    "I have not created that entity"

    • @realcrazysnake
      @realcrazysnake 3 года назад +15

      The true darkness that fights 343.

    • @trashdrawingghost7843
      @trashdrawingghost7843 3 года назад +15

      Even the scarlet king is not evil enough to create something like that

    • @notfunnnydude
      @notfunnnydude 3 года назад +17

      "A true representation of evilness and cringeness, it was a mere failed human experiment."

    • @J_MONEY68419
      @J_MONEY68419 2 года назад

      Shush redditor

    • @darthsonic4135
      @darthsonic4135 2 года назад

      343: "DO NOT DARE PUT THAT SIN UPON ME!"

  • @PR1ME98
    @PR1ME98 5 лет назад +856

    Child me: Dad are you afraid to die?
    My dad: A C O R N

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 5 лет назад +1408

    *Kratos wants to know your location*

    • @deusvultmmxix6269
      @deusvultmmxix6269 5 лет назад +39

      *Kratos got deleted*
      *Boom! DEUS VULT!*

    • @herewegoagain5588
      @herewegoagain5588 5 лет назад +2

      @@deusvultmmxix6269 who s that

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah 343 will probably just bring back his family.

    • @Pasec7327
      @Pasec7327 5 лет назад +18

      tidalparis kratos is the main character in the game series god of war which is set in greek mythology. In said game you killed greek gods who killed your family or stand in your way. In the third game you kill Zeus( the main greek god) which seems to have the same character model as the God in this video.

    • @Pasec7327
      @Pasec7327 5 лет назад +3

      tidalparis scp 001 in this video reffers to gate guardian, the guardian to Eden

  • @aventail
    @aventail 4 года назад +493

    SCP Foundation: Do you have any relation with SCP-001?
    SCP-343: aight, im going to get some milk from the store.

    • @velocityhdmi8140
      @velocityhdmi8140 3 года назад +14

      Logically scp 001 is an archangel one of God's best protectors

    • @enderstrikegaming8578
      @enderstrikegaming8578 3 года назад +11

      @@velocityhdmi8140 well we don't know what scp 001 he was talking about, was it the button that apparently destroys reality itself, the archangel that you mentioned, the sun that melts, or was it the scarlet king?
      If I had to guess, I assume either the scarlet king or the archangel like you said.

    • @lenixthejackal
      @lenixthejackal 3 года назад +1

      people assume it's uriel the archangel

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 года назад +4

      "And he was never seen again"

    • @susanalara8686
      @susanalara8686 3 года назад +1

      @@enderstrikegaming8578 so is scp 343 the strongest or is it scp 001 and scarlet king or are they strong as a group

  • @valorthefox
    @valorthefox 3 года назад +370

    Interviewer: Will jesus ever be among us again? How he will react to our society?
    343: Think of MoistCr1tikal...

  • @nicolaswiedemann3922
    @nicolaswiedemann3922 5 лет назад +483

    “Do you have any relationship with SCP-001?”
    SCP-343: *NIGERUNDAYO, SMOKEY!*

  • @12d-balogbogjakec.10
    @12d-balogbogjakec.10 4 года назад +308

    "Do you have any relationship with SCP-001?"
    God:*FLASHBANG*

    • @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze
      @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze 4 года назад +11

      I think it’s a date he wants to forget

    • @Fadlankhs
      @Fadlankhs 4 года назад +2

      @@Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze I guess that date went very badly then 🤣

  • @Hanma420
    @Hanma420 4 года назад +1391

    Researcher: Do u fear the eventual death of the universe, of everything, even yourself?
    Scp 343: T H I N K O F A N A C O R N

    • @joyemoji2031
      @joyemoji2031 4 года назад +6

      I don't get it

    • @solarray8484
      @solarray8484 4 года назад +8

      Cooky Cookie why

    • @jongxina4929
      @jongxina4929 4 года назад +8

      Cooky Cookie the infinite cycle of life and death panning over an infinite amount of times

    • @wwg3105
      @wwg3105 4 года назад +13

      Cooky Cookie acorns that fall off trees to the ground become a tree aswell, when that tree grows bigger it too creates acorns that fall which sprout into more trees then there’s a forest and they keep getting created

    • @joyemoji2031
      @joyemoji2031 4 года назад +1

      @@wwg3105 Ohhh ok thanks

  • @CaRolBasKin9783
    @CaRolBasKin9783 3 года назад +87

    Will all out hell unleash on humanity?
    God: Think of a punching bag...

    • @dookiecatcher4241
      @dookiecatcher4241 3 года назад +8

      context: humanity is the punching bag and hell is a professional boxer

  • @XenomorphEmpress
    @XenomorphEmpress 8 лет назад +365

    The guy who wrote the script for 343 needs to write a poem about anything.

    • @MisterAwestasia
      @MisterAwestasia 8 лет назад +46

      Oh why thank you my friend! But I can't take all the credit since my fellow script writer wrote the answer to the plague Doctor question. :)
      ~Carrot

    • @XenomorphEmpress
      @XenomorphEmpress 8 лет назад +5

      MisterAwestasia Still is really awesome.

    • @clodsworth
      @clodsworth 7 лет назад

      XenomorphEmpress ii uiii
      g v

  • @christopheranderson2769
    @christopheranderson2769 4 года назад +598

    Kind of sad that he believed they had caught god. That’s like cupping your hands around the sun and proclaiming you in-prisoned the sun.

    • @cathedral1375
      @cathedral1375 4 года назад +67

      Yea I found it funny he kept bring that up too like bro you didn't capture nothing clearly. XD

    • @just_a_tophat5759
      @just_a_tophat5759 4 года назад +65

      @@JackThePsychoManiac
      Your whole life is a bruh moment

    • @sleepyangel3775
      @sleepyangel3775 4 года назад +4

      Now that was an amazing analogy about the "Capture" of God

    • @potlucks
      @potlucks 4 года назад +12

      They didn't capture god, god captured them...

    • @firstaugust9917
      @firstaugust9917 4 года назад +5

      Not really... Just because Scp - 343 claimed that he is god doesn't mean that the Foundation believes that he is God.

  • @S4R1N
    @S4R1N 5 лет назад +921

    Surprisingly good representation of what a "god" would/could be.

    • @Anthonnnnn
      @Anthonnnnn 5 лет назад +44

      Dud that's Zeus from GoW3 lol

    • @scahsaint6249
      @scahsaint6249 5 лет назад +21

      Only from a Western Perspective

    • @cfroi08
      @cfroi08 5 лет назад +6

      @@scahsaint6249 not really. This is nothing like a Hindu god.

    • @G.P.M_7
      @G.P.M_7 5 лет назад +2

      @@cfroi08 And how are they like?

    • @cfroi08
      @cfroi08 5 лет назад +2

      @@G.P.M_7 western

  • @Rainisbelowzero
    @Rainisbelowzero 3 года назад +163

    Researcher: *Is there an entity whom is older than you*
    343: *Ya Queen Elizabeth, she was there when i arrived*

  • @DioAureo
    @DioAureo 7 лет назад +746

    I may be agnostic, but SCP-343 has definitely grown on me. It's what I'd imagine how a god would think and say.

    • @MisterAwestasia
      @MisterAwestasia 7 лет назад +29

      HeartbrokenOtaku I'm glad you enjoyed the writing :)! I hope I, and my fellow script writer, didn't make him too pretentious.

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 7 лет назад +32

      Me too, me too.. He sounds like something God would say. :)

    • @bluejay9656
      @bluejay9656 7 лет назад +25

      Doctor Alphys I'm honestly agnostic as well (formally Christian). It's too hard for me to believe that only a single religion is correct, as what Christians often say that they are definitely correct.
      *expressing this because I haven't before*

    • @ivorymask2599
      @ivorymask2599 7 лет назад

      Doctor Alphys hOi!!! yay Undertale is everywhere i go today
      If only I wasn't toxic when I posted that though

    • @DoctorVictora
      @DoctorVictora 7 лет назад +13

      +Blue Jay if you look closely, all religions can be traded back to one another in some way and some of their ideas are the same. But they are only right in the perspectives of their followers so it would he fair to say that there is no right answer but that's only if you are viewing it from the outside. I myself am a Christian and found a lot of truth about what God is in this video but the one thing I didn't agree with much is when he said "I just observe", while he does watch over us he does help those who reach out to him and doesn't just sit back and watch. I think the only reason why people think God doesn't help us is because they don't fully understand the balance that he created. Without bad things that happen how would we learn how to avoid them? Acknowledge them? Learn the opposites? Develop as humans? If we had too much good we have no reason to grow and learn and have emotions we wouldn't last long, same if we had too much bad we would all kill each other and ourselves.

  • @tatorimi
    @tatorimi 5 лет назад +4387

    I feel like my IQ increased by 1000 just by listening to him

  • @katiedoesart2578
    @katiedoesart2578 6 лет назад +1603

    Interviewer: Do you have any relations with scp 001
    Scp 343:YEET

    • @johnnythedark3090
      @johnnythedark3090 6 лет назад +35

      Hello Humans which one :)

    • @user-vi4tx8ys9t
      @user-vi4tx8ys9t 6 лет назад +4

      Hello Humans where is that at

    • @GazerTheGamer
      @GazerTheGamer 6 лет назад +1

      420th like baybeeeee.

    • @helium-379
      @helium-379 6 лет назад +24

      I think that there are too many recorded SCP-001 So god.ex stopped functioning properly and exploded.

    • @toxzic9936
      @toxzic9936 6 лет назад +61

      Interviewer: Do you have any relationship with scp 001
      SCP-343: OH SHIT HE FIGURED IT OUT CYA BITCH YEET

  • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
    @VaporeonEnjoyer1 3 года назад +50

    8:05 is the most wholesome and genuine response the SCP organization has ever received.

  • @Crowdedaudience
    @Crowdedaudience 7 лет назад +2371

    I feel this guy is the nicest scp next to 999

    • @GuyFawkes051
      @GuyFawkes051 7 лет назад +188

      I think SCP 999 takes that spot :P The little bugger can even like 682, not sure it gets nicer than that :P

    • @awesomeant9509
      @awesomeant9509 7 лет назад +8

      Paul Fitzpatrick i like scp 666

    • @eskihesap9985
      @eskihesap9985 7 лет назад +13

      Crowdedaudience u forgot 999

    • @keeganh2660
      @keeganh2660 7 лет назад +30

      Crowdedaudience yea id love to go out and have tea with him and also why do they have armed gaurds what are riffles going to do

    • @DanDoesDnD
      @DanDoesDnD 7 лет назад +22

      The lore master the rifles are to keep people away, in case the personnel break in to interrupt the interview.

  • @flakko9252
    @flakko9252 4 года назад +1103

    SCP INTERVIEWER: Do you like apples or bananas?
    GOD: Think of a pudding cup under a little girls bed.....

    • @thecalvarygamer8374
      @thecalvarygamer8374 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂 that’s funny imma like this

    • @altairsabandonedchannel7998
      @altairsabandonedchannel7998 4 года назад +7

      HoboCiv that’s not God if it was, then you would be dead right away of the great light that surrounds him and he doesn’t show himself only through objects that’s a demon in the disguise of God

    • @jamesellsworth7206
      @jamesellsworth7206 4 года назад +15

      @@altairsabandonedchannel7998 ok

    • @refreshingpepsi
      @refreshingpepsi 4 года назад +1

      Humerous Sans ok

    • @Rara-zk9nw
      @Rara-zk9nw 4 года назад

      @Humerous Sans ok

  • @Christian-cp7no
    @Christian-cp7no 5 лет назад +314

    "Do you fear the death of the universe"
    *THINKS OF AN ACORN*

    • @salanixus
      @salanixus 5 лет назад +17

      God Lecks I mean what he said actually makes sense

    • @gmafnpls9727
      @gmafnpls9727 5 лет назад +2

      I thought about that squirrel in ice age lmao

  • @ShadowGaming42069
    @ShadowGaming42069 3 года назад +83

    5:53 to 6:09
    Interviewer : “are Abel and Cain truly the sons of Adam and Eve ?”
    SCP-343 : DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS GONNA BE THAT EASY?
    ??? : I sense the pesti-
    SCP-049 : No

    • @Jaiczee
      @Jaiczee 3 года назад +7

      I sense the pestilence in you. Please stop resisting, i am here to cure you.

  • @chad6846
    @chad6846 4 года назад +560

    Interviewer: “why do you not leave if you have the power to do so freely?”
    343: I like our chats

    • @ThePaleShade
      @ThePaleShade 4 года назад +21

      Ask about scp-001
      God:shiyah-kazing!!

    • @Cre8iveExercise
      @Cre8iveExercise 4 года назад +11

      Sometimes, being the creator of universe is a lonely job, let him be

    • @AromonChannel
      @AromonChannel 3 года назад +3

      Hmmm kinda sketchy... he's clearly not a god, i mean he said it himself that he is "infinite" and probably can multiply himself but instead he keep coming back to that the foundation... weird it's as if he talk with people there to feed from chatting with human and make everyone awareness to 0... weird

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 года назад

      343 Studios.... WHY?!?

  • @rareshiny1945
    @rareshiny1945 5 лет назад +480

    8:20 That researcher is showing emotion there.

  • @NeekoNoel
    @NeekoNoel 5 лет назад +408

    Interviewer: do you have any relationship with SCP-001?
    God: *King crimson no norioku!*

    • @wowgaming_lul716
      @wowgaming_lul716 5 лет назад +4

      It just works

    • @user-kx1vx3hi8z
      @user-kx1vx3hi8z 5 лет назад +9

      @@speedwag1212 that sounds so wrong because of the name

    • @wowgaming_lul716
      @wowgaming_lul716 4 года назад

      @@user-kx1vx3hi8z lmao diavolo-devil

    • @realjo1019
      @realjo1019 4 года назад +3

      WAS THAT A MOTHER F*CKING JOJO REFERENCE

    • @robertthebruce6035
      @robertthebruce6035 4 года назад

      Nessuno può sfuggire del destino scelto. Rimane solo il risultato: che voi sarete distrotte. La eterna cima essiste solo per me. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo.

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 3 года назад +30

    Scientist: Whats your relationship with the scarlet king
    SCP-343: ight, im out!

    • @avgloballux7167
      @avgloballux7167 3 года назад +2

      not that version the good version the gate guardian

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 3 года назад

      The Gate Gaurdian angel that gaurds Garden of Eden or sumething

    • @godversesans5152
      @godversesans5152 3 года назад

      That is probby its opposite

    • @Xenorvya
      @Xenorvya 2 месяца назад

      There's many versions of 001. It wasn't Scarlet King specifically...

  • @greateagle2076
    @greateagle2076 4 года назад +210

    What's Obama's last name?
    343: I cannot answer that question.

    • @bobshaw3107
      @bobshaw3107 4 года назад +4

      I smell a whoooosh

    • @nps111
      @nps111 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @ryanfarrelly4647
      @ryanfarrelly4647 4 года назад +2

      Me trying to be a SCP 343 from a different timeline: it is [REDACTED]

    • @bobshaw3107
      @bobshaw3107 4 года назад +4

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ah I knew a whoosh was coming

    • @a01073791533
      @a01073791533 4 года назад +1

      Barrack is his last name

  • @hsaungaye9662
    @hsaungaye9662 8 лет назад +2435

    So basically he's questioning god

    • @RogueOmega
      @RogueOmega 8 лет назад +173

      +Hsaung Aye And the fact he's managed to make it actually sound like, at least what I believe he would sound like, God.

    • @hsaungaye9662
      @hsaungaye9662 8 лет назад +16

      +RogueOmega truee

    • @RogueOmega
      @RogueOmega 8 лет назад +58

      Oops, I just realized I never finished my above comment. But yeah, to me, this actually makes a lot of sense as to what GOd would be like.

    • @peaceo100
      @peaceo100 8 лет назад +1

      +Hsaung Aye its lieing

    • @peaceo100
      @peaceo100 8 лет назад +7

      Papito Fuentes there is no god but thor

  • @yoshimiarcamo4343
    @yoshimiarcamo4343 4 года назад +712

    Me: Can I Get A Girlfriend Soon?
    SCP- 343: Even I Cannot Be Able To Answer That.

  • @thescarlethunter2160
    @thescarlethunter2160 4 года назад +202

    And i have given you a piece of me as well as my “power”
    Humans: well your power sucks

    • @destructionplays5549
      @destructionplays5549 3 года назад +4

      so underated

    • @theorcamafia
      @theorcamafia 3 года назад +30

      Maybe he was talking about his knowledge and creativity

    • @skyking4557
      @skyking4557 3 года назад +9

      Actually Scp 343 is Chuunibyou Reality bender

    • @garrard60cv9
      @garrard60cv9 3 года назад +2

      Think about what demonic sacrifice for

    • @thehoodybadger3402
      @thehoodybadger3402 3 года назад +2

      Humans are too incompetent to handle power as great as being able to create and affect life and reality through conscious decision making; hence, free will.
      I merely gave humanity the means, free will and love, but evil seems to have twisted the meaning of what I originally gave humanity.

  • @trevorl388
    @trevorl388 6 лет назад +1365

    Did they seriously use Zues' character model from God of War?!

    • @connorhowman3594
      @connorhowman3594 6 лет назад +181

      I was looking if someone notice it hahfahay

    • @Satan-nw4lv
      @Satan-nw4lv 5 лет назад +180

      they used Godzilla for 682...soooo....

    • @jesser9257
      @jesser9257 5 лет назад +23

      Well it was used with a few mods

    • @thewisp7447
      @thewisp7447 5 лет назад +71

      He takes many forms...

    • @tuhoemanuera48
      @tuhoemanuera48 5 лет назад +8

      I thought I was the only one who noticed lol

  • @Elsisalittleconcerned
    @Elsisalittleconcerned 6 лет назад +339

    Man reminds me of a father that just wants the best for his kids even though they keep messing up. Seems like a nice guy-

    • @aden-3593
      @aden-3593 5 лет назад +22

      Ellie Krueger funnily enough, that’s how I’ve always viewed God

    • @duylai1100
      @duylai1100 5 лет назад +3

      Yea but that guy looks dangerous cuz of his powers.

    • @gimmedatjelly
      @gimmedatjelly 5 лет назад +6

      But if u don't piss him off (which might be hard to do) he would actually be a nice guy, despite him claiming himself as God

    • @ynothaniruz277
      @ynothaniruz277 5 лет назад +6

      @@gimmedatjelly no in the interview he claims it a privilege.

    • @ShadowDurza
      @ShadowDurza 5 лет назад

      Any decent father would want their kids to grow and evolve beyond them rather than have their lives revolve around them.

  • @Shadow2-1
    @Shadow2-1 4 года назад +568

    We didn’t ask the real question
    What is the “plague” scp 049 talks about

    • @thetreatment498
      @thetreatment498 4 года назад +58

      A ton of questions really. But a good point.
      Wanna a bucket?

    • @2absolutelynots
      @2absolutelynots 4 года назад

      It's probably... Ignorance, or evil. I mean unless 001 says something to you other than forget. You're are probably not Evil.

    • @Jclough
      @Jclough 4 года назад +58

      “Imagine a glass of water”

    • @NEORandomMan
      @NEORandomMan 4 года назад +36

      Pestilence*

    • @thetreatment498
      @thetreatment498 4 года назад +8

      @@NEORandomMan You turned into a turtle. Can it affect you in that state?

  • @ethevr7146
    @ethevr7146 4 года назад +25

    I love how they don’t dramatisize it. He’s just another number.

  • @sbtopzzzlg7098
    @sbtopzzzlg7098 4 года назад +637

    “What’s the full extent of your power?”
    “That question doesn’t seem appropriate.”
    My weener was spooked after hearing this.

    • @nanio.6772
      @nanio.6772 4 года назад +38

      You will feel the same chills, if you ask an asian mom that type of question

    • @killermode5926
      @killermode5926 4 года назад +10

      This got me thinking about his pipeline...

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 3 года назад +3

      @@killermode5926 his...what?

    • @skyking4557
      @skyking4557 3 года назад +4

      Actually He is one of the Type Green

  • @petchorus3398
    @petchorus3398 5 лет назад +658

    So
    Even the CREATOR OF THE FRIGGIN UNIVERSE can’t control this god damn reptile

  • @alexruedagd4968
    @alexruedagd4968 5 лет назад +205

    "Hatred weakens you"
    Doom Slayer: *appears* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT.

    • @notgalvatron1698
      @notgalvatron1698 4 года назад +9

      Asura from Asura's Wrath: *_I CAN SAY THE SAME THING!_*

    • @locobropablo
      @locobropablo 4 года назад +4

      DOOM GUY

    • @notgalvatron1698
      @notgalvatron1698 4 года назад +3

      @@amanpreetgill7564 Tell me, has Kratos gone so angry that he was able to kill the creator of all energy in the universe in his base form? Has Kratos destroyed an thousands of arc gurren lagann sized battleships in a single battle? Has Kratos destroyed planets before? Asura achieved all of those feats, Kratos killing a pantheon of Gods in nothing compared to killing THE God of the universe/creator of mantra itself.

    • @notgalvatron1698
      @notgalvatron1698 4 года назад +1

      @@amanpreetgill7564 Asura's Wrath is basically Dragon Ball Z + Hinduism, it's gameplay might not be as good as GoW's Gameplay but the story makes up for the lack of good gameplay. It has demigods in it, the first boss for example Wyzen transforms into a gigantic version of himself that towers over earth. And basically Asura destroys him but with the cost of his six arms. And that's one of the eight Demigods (including Asura himself go figure) you can fight in the game and you even fight the core of earth itself.

    • @roadtosinging5062
      @roadtosinging5062 4 года назад +2

      @@amanpreetgill7564 Alex mercer?
      I see, a man of culture

  • @avgloballux7167
    @avgloballux7167 3 года назад +20

    interwiewer: what will you do when satan comes to fight you
    scp 343: imagine a pizza

  • @samjlaging2701
    @samjlaging2701 6 лет назад +236

    Doctor: Do you have relation with SCP-001?
    SCP-343: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 6 лет назад +28

      682 and 343 panicked once 001 was brought. What the hell is wrong with 001??!!!

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 5 лет назад +5

      @@massineben7198 Nigga got omega gay

    • @jesserenfro9180
      @jesserenfro9180 5 лет назад +12

      682 was nearly obliterated and is the only thing to survive 001's attack. 001 is the most powerful scp besides later when 682 is capable of swallowing planets and fighting a ship capable of destroying solar systems...

    • @dinow269
      @dinow269 5 лет назад +9

      IT'S HIS MOTHER'S NAME!

    • @marcuswebb9434
      @marcuswebb9434 5 лет назад +3

      @@jesserenfro9180 you realize theres a laptop which casually deletes universes right, 682's corporeal form ain't shit man. But his *leviathen form* HE'S STRONG also technically if you do use that proposal of 001 than god is above him seeing as he is an archangel *god created him*

  • @hellsonion514
    @hellsonion514 5 лет назад +1500

    Do you know about scp 001?
    343: *HELL NAW! TO THE NO NO NO!*

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 5 лет назад +43

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOieatAssOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @angiehoney81
      @angiehoney81 5 лет назад +8

      Lol

    • @AML665
      @AML665 5 лет назад +58

      I think he is leaving.that means he has enough of it

    • @shrimpnft509
      @shrimpnft509 5 лет назад +40

      He knows about it. It’s an angel anyway.

    • @pufferfishgodfather347
      @pufferfishgodfather347 5 лет назад +55

      lol man as we learn scp 343 is immortal-like thing and we know anything near 1kilometers of scp 001 gets destroyed what if scp 343 gets 1 kilometer near to scp 001 .-.

  • @spectre908
    @spectre908 4 года назад +539

    SCP Researcher: “So, how is GIF supposed to be pronounced?”
    SCP-343: 10:41

    • @stevenfagan5806
      @stevenfagan5806 4 года назад +10

      the truth can not be spoken of how I can not tell you this so easily

    • @latiiguess8398
      @latiiguess8398 4 года назад +3

      Ironically this comment has 343 likes.

    • @Spartan-Four-Twenty
      @Spartan-Four-Twenty 4 года назад +1

      I CCANNOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION

  • @sexypotato8266
    @sexypotato8266 3 года назад +14

    The way he speaks about 049 makes me think that the whole theory about 049 possibly being a horseman of the apocalypse may be true, he carries death and sickness wherever he goes, but not because he wants to, he wants to cure and save people and thats why 343 said that 049 lost his way and that his existence must be maddening, as much as 049 wants to cure people of sickness he cant if he himself is carrying the disease and spreading it without realizing it.
    Makes me wonder, how would a conversation between these two go?

  • @reaper_boixx3126
    @reaper_boixx3126 4 года назад +235

    SCP-343:"...humanity holds my greatest love..."
    Me: "awwwwwwwww....."

    • @DJ_Artery
      @DJ_Artery 3 года назад +2

      He seems like good guys Right?

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 года назад

      @@DJ_Artery seems like a liar

  • @mr.viewer7210
    @mr.viewer7210 4 года назад +202

    Secret Question:
    SCP Interviewer: "Would you give me a high-five?"
    SCP-343: "I fear that my overwhelming power would eventually lead to the loss of your hand and possibly also your life if not careful. But yes, pass me that five."

    • @Sir_Isaac_Newton_
      @Sir_Isaac_Newton_ 4 года назад +6

      "Would you give me a high five?"
      "Think of a boat sailing on the sea"

  • @TinyWaterBottle.
    @TinyWaterBottle. 4 года назад +752

    “Have you ever used your power to an individual”
    Kratos: *ZOOOOOOS!!!*

    • @jiojiovana3741
      @jiojiovana3741 4 года назад +48

      Kratos: ahhh shit here we go again
      *Grab Blade of chaos*
      Boi grab all your stuff

    • @thetreatment498
      @thetreatment498 4 года назад +10

      That's what Zeus was doing when he wasn't on the screen.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 года назад +6

      @Kuromori That was sort of the joke.

  • @StraferXD
    @StraferXD 4 года назад +11

    “Do u have a relation with SCP-001” Scp 343: “ight ima head out”

  • @52ndtimelord42
    @52ndtimelord42 8 лет назад +164

    So 343 doesn't want to talk about 001, that means the entity is something he either holds dear to his heart or something he fears. Both things are terrifying, since all the proposals are evil

    • @awsd211
      @awsd211 8 лет назад +10

      well common speculation on one of them is that it gaurds over the garden of eden

    • @nitrocrusherstm7042
      @nitrocrusherstm7042 8 лет назад

      what is scp 001 realy?

    • @lancesmites346
      @lancesmites346 8 лет назад +2

      +nitrocrushers ™ nooo body knowwwwssss.... woooooooo... spoooooooky

    • @xBloodBoundx
      @xBloodBoundx 8 лет назад +2

      +nitrocrushers ™ I would think it's supposed to be the Archangel.

    • @ThunderCreepers
      @ThunderCreepers 8 лет назад

      Im pretty sure 001 is supposed to be Satan

  • @Cadaverous0711
    @Cadaverous0711 5 лет назад +148

    Researcher: Hey honey I'm home from work.
    Wife: Oh that's nice, how was your day?
    Researcher: Actually pretty good.
    Wife: Well that's good to hear, did anything interesting happen?
    Researcher: Nothing out of the ordinary, just had a chat with literally God so yeah
    Wife: ... I'm calling your sponsor.

  • @raventern
    @raventern 4 года назад +135

    “Do you fear the inevitable death of everything, including yourself?” *”T H I N K O F A N A C O R N”*

  • @prezzyjim
    @prezzyjim 4 года назад +55

    Me: France will you stand and fight and not surrender?
    France: 10:40

  • @mr.g4127
    @mr.g4127 6 лет назад +705

    What they should've ask
    "Are you glad you created SCP 999?"
    God:yes

    • @mr.g4127
      @mr.g4127 6 лет назад +13

      But he would say something else you never get a simple answer

    • @Bb-te3hg
      @Bb-te3hg 6 лет назад +39

      Mr. G scp-999 was born from.a horrible, vile and disgusting process. It's the result of the Scarlet King raping his 7th 8 yo child. Its also scp 682 and 58's brother but its cute so yeah.

    • @ishaansuman3373
      @ishaansuman3373 6 лет назад +7

      NEIN NEIN NEIN

    • @known6607
      @known6607 6 лет назад +3

      Does scp 682 have anything to do with the Bible?

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 6 лет назад +1

      Dat Boi I think it might be some form of beast from the Bible. Possibly Behemoth?

  • @cowboycolts
    @cowboycolts 5 лет назад +522

    SCP-343?
    "Will there be playable elites in Halo Infinite?"

  • @advanced0018
    @advanced0018 8 лет назад +187

    Looks like he REALLY didn't wanna talk about SCP-001.. interesting.

    • @dilbags431
      @dilbags431 8 лет назад

      im wondering what 001 their talking about

    • @wynautwarrior2161
      @wynautwarrior2161 8 лет назад +10

      I think maybe they weren't supposed to know who or what SCP-001 was, but if SCP-343 told them that they couldn't known that would only make them want to know what SCP-001 is even more to the point where it's dangerous. But that's what I think, but it may not be the true reason.

    • @deadboy6473
      @deadboy6473 8 лет назад

      And he has no power over 682 XD

    • @neon-sphinxfoster5340
      @neon-sphinxfoster5340 8 лет назад +6

      +deadboy64 you do realize this gives us some backstory in 682? If he didn't create 682, then some other force must've done so

    • @wynautwarrior2161
      @wynautwarrior2161 8 лет назад +2

      Neon-sphinx foster
      Yeah. Now all we need to know is who or what created 682.

  • @TrapAntz
    @TrapAntz 3 года назад +40

    Researcher: are we in the last days?
    God: *imagine a hamburger*

  • @martinzachry2121
    @martinzachry2121 4 года назад +335

    God: What is your question?
    Me: what language do deaf people think in

    • @holywater5014
      @holywater5014 4 года назад +22

      Martin Zachry they can still read bro

    • @JHAALMIGHTY
      @JHAALMIGHTY 4 года назад +30

      think of an apple....

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 года назад +1

      *_h o l y c r a p _* 🙌
      😬

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 года назад +11

      @@holywater5014 yes but they dont know how these words sound like

    • @ragtagboyrebel
      @ragtagboyrebel 4 года назад +5

      @@AhmedEx1. Never ask God or SCP 343 that. He will probably make you deaf to teach you the experience >.>

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.7662 4 года назад +422

    I could talk with this SCP all day.
    He seems oddly kind, and sincere.

    • @callmecarsonfan1644
      @callmecarsonfan1644 4 года назад +6

      He's evil

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 4 года назад +40

      "oddly kind" ?
      He's literally god, there couldn't be anything in the whole universe more kind and sincere than this guy lol, of course you would like to talk to him

    • @callmecarsonfan1644
      @callmecarsonfan1644 4 года назад +1

      @@Corrupted I'm pretty sure he is evil

    • @callmecarsonfan1644
      @callmecarsonfan1644 4 года назад +1

      @Duds #Wu-Tang www.scp-wiki.net/scp-343 Read the last part of it "God" is getting rid of peoples memories

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 4 года назад +6

      @@callmecarsonfan1644 how is that evil though?

  • @jamesroad316
    @jamesroad316 8 лет назад +2078

    Good thing Kratos hasn't seen this video

    • @uhohuhhlol2903
      @uhohuhhlol2903 8 лет назад +61

      I was thinking about that the whole time XDDD

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 8 лет назад +64

      jamesroad316 Yeah, I was just about to say. 343 looks an awful lot like Zeus.

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 8 лет назад +68

      yeah. chances are he will try to find the base. wreck the place. kill security. free some scps. kill said scps. then reach 343.

    • @uhohuhhlol2903
      @uhohuhhlol2903 8 лет назад +39

      ZEUS!!!!!!!!!!! D:

    • @whitecrusader5070
      @whitecrusader5070 7 лет назад +31

      Sadistic Cannibal That makes me think.. who Created 682? a mad scientist? an alien race who wants to kill us all? many theories, but wich is True?

  • @ShadowGaming42069
    @ShadowGaming42069 3 года назад +38

    10:36
    do you have any relationship with SCP-001 ?
    SCP-343 : You see this massive Light ?

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 6 лет назад +2383

    Should’ve asked him if Cthulhu was real.
    Edit: Holy shit didn’t know there were so many Lovecraft fans here

    • @thomasweeden2683
      @thomasweeden2683 6 лет назад +44

      DuKiT no man, I know this is all made up, duh.

    • @regularcommentator1435
      @regularcommentator1435 6 лет назад +273

      Lmao.
      I can see him saying
      "Oh, that octopus head. Yeah. We go bowling together."

    • @yinzn5022
      @yinzn5022 6 лет назад +39

      ...
      We’re talking about the SCP world -.-

    • @shots437
      @shots437 6 лет назад +21

      Thomas Weeden reptilians are real there's 7 races of them the tall whites are the most advanced then the draconian the other races are flesh and blood creatures that live under Australia 700 miles beneath the earth surface

    • @lifelesshawk5725
      @lifelesshawk5725 6 лет назад +44

      Cthulhu is an idea, not a being. It's an idea of an immense darkness that will inevitably destroy everything. Cthulhu is like a hurricane to a sandcastle, the people inside the sand castle can see the hurricane, but it knows that it will never defeat it, and that it will parish with no hope of survival. If Cthulhu is able to be defeated, then it isn't Cthulhu, it is an obstacle. With Cthulhu, there is no hope, there is only a shroud of darkness that encompasses everything, and with a timer that ticks down to the final moment, until the demise of everything. That is Cthulhu, an idea.

  • @thezaltu
    @thezaltu 4 года назад +538

    +" Why did you create hentai?"
    -" Everything need some fun, my young researcher."

    • @ejbvides4625
      @ejbvides4625 4 года назад +28

      Ah I see your an eternal being of culture as well

    • @utraragon9998
      @utraragon9998 4 года назад +13

      Every Creature Has its Purpose...*winks*

    • @auri1075
      @auri1075 4 года назад +3

      What do you mean? Thats why he created the universe in the first place

    • @fried_airgebrateneluft9421
      @fried_airgebrateneluft9421 4 года назад +1

      ZALTU i don’t like it one bit.
      *why make porn of anime girls*

    • @youseftjj9741
      @youseftjj9741 4 года назад +3

      Uhh God didn't create hentai dumbass
      This was a joke

  • @jaidenmead1239
    @jaidenmead1239 5 лет назад +1834

    We could make a religion out of this

    • @jeremias5784
      @jeremias5784 5 лет назад +100

      What would be the name? What could be god name? Crishtian or something?

    • @skadiddleskadoddle4755
      @skadiddleskadoddle4755 5 лет назад +64

      No, dont

    • @Daddy_Skeletor
      @Daddy_Skeletor 5 лет назад +68

      Imagine this video being found in a thousand years after somekind of apocalyptic event

    • @gechzboi8972
      @gechzboi8972 5 лет назад +11

      @@Daddy_Skeletor And if I still live over there, I'd rather die.

    • @hollandnovak9753
      @hollandnovak9753 5 лет назад +2

      You guys nvr heard of the occult?