@@theepicfox4643 it…it is how Azathoth works though. Everything that is, was, and will be is “dreamed” by Azathoth. He’s kept asleep by his demonic court. If he wakes, everything ceases to exist instantaneously
"Prove it, prove you're god" "Gotchu" *Phases through a wall* *Phases back in* "Yeah anyways you want a burger while I tell the story of how I created the only thing bigger than all the planets, which is, of course, your mother?"
I mean he literally does have powers, atleast 2 that i know of. He cant be affected by reality benders, and can kill them. And then the thing where his face can't be photographed or remembered? I kinda forget the specifics but i remember his face has some kinda unrecognizable ability. Oh and isn't he unable to see/dealwith/be affected by any scps from other dimensions. Theirs a quote where he says hrs unable to meet/interact with any real anomalies from different planes of existence. Long story short hes an anomaly lol
@@B4dr4bbit More accurately he's a reality sink. As explained in SCP-5004, A reality sink is a natural phenomenon, something that exists as sort of a black hole for the supernatural. SCP Foundation don't know fully how it works, but believe them to be a sort of natural balancing system against the spread of the unknown. Anomalies don't simply become masked in the presence of a sink, they start to lose connection to the fundamental forces that bind them to our universe until they simply disappear. A very powerful reality sink is used to contain 5004. Unfortunately, the sink need to become POTUS. Only 3 people are powerful enough to counter 5004. A preteen, Clef... and Donald Trump. Guess what ended up happening.
Lol i like this video cuz a *normal* human manages to punch a godlike child who turned the air into chlorine moments ago and he even shot at her multiple times
@@hypermaeonyx4969 he is not really a human tho he is a reality anchor a total hard counter for any reality benders that why he is still breathing that time
@@carsynlane6172 excuse TF out of me, but you are 100% incorrect. A "pistol" is defined as a handgun that specifically DOES NOT feed ammunition from a revolving cylinder. Care to try again?
SCP-343 isn't actually contained (because there's no way they could contain something as powerful as it). 343 just agreed willingly, but could escape at any point if they wanted. Luckily 343 wants to cooperate with Foundation.
Most of the questions are ok, but honestly? Fix the Universe dude. Its clearly not 'special' but 'BROKEN'. The Laws of Physics are Broken, creatring most, if not all Scp's - such is just rather obvious.
@@anrgyauburn6723 I think the second half is the continuation of 239 incident story. The title is Unfinished business.... i guess. If my memory recall.
I think it’s obvious he’s just a reality bender and dimension hopper of unknown power levels. Just happens to be friendly and a master of his powers but old and maybe even secretly mortal in a way?
Nope. This weird story just fucks with 343's original canon. The whole line about him being old and weak nerf's him FAR too hard to make sense with his original file. If you read his original file and the interview files, it makes it abundantly clear that this IS the actual creator of at least the main SCP Universe. He simply lost a good chunk of his power (or gave it up purposely rather) in order to create it. So while it's true that NOW he is "just a powerful reality bender and dimension hopper of unknown power levels" he was indeed originally an omnipotent Deity. Ironically 343 even states that 682 "isn't one of mine".
@@owenritz8586 Well, he clearly said that SCP-682, that is belived to be a "child" of the Scarlet King, was not of his own. So no, he most likely did not create the Scarlet King.
@@caseaman2674 there are most likely others like him as in entities that are insanely powerful that live in other dimensions or other realities so maybe he just created that reality
@@Samb467 SCP 343 Is not God. He is just an Avatar of Almighty which is Omnipotent, however, The Almighty didn't create The SCP Cosmology. The Brothers Sefiros and Qlippoth did. These 2 are stated above all narrative stacks since the worm was a General of Qlippoth and the Worm is above 3812
I remember reading somewhere that 343's the second most powerful being the SCP universe, owning to the fact he's one of the few 'Upper Gods', behind only the Almighty himself who is said to be God. My man could straight up make the Scarlet King (a lower god) shit himself if he wanted to.
No bro. 343 and 239 are both basically Avatars of the Almighty. However Almighty isn't the True god, since he technically didn't create anything. And the scarlet king is above 343
@@j.c-6424 I'd say the Scarlet King would be equal or the opposite of 343, its just that 343's power is more focused on creation rather than destruction
343 is reading Don Quixote and if u know about Don Quixote, u will figure out he is not god but someone who has lost his mind and is pretending to be something he is not.
Me: "searches for Dr. Clef history" "investgates his anomaly properties" "Clef shooting cancer gun and entering mirror world" *wait a minute , something in't right*
@@ghost_ilamas9615 There is no cancer gun that I can find on the wiki, but the inportant fact is that Dr. Clef is a reality anchor, and he can't enter different realities and anomalies can't affect him, he nullifies them, that's why they called him to kill the child, he is "almost" inmune to her powers.
@@disembodiednarrator uh... i'm not talking about the music.. i'm talking about the short sound effects. just watch a terraria mage playthrough, literally just like the first minute of it and you'll know what i mean
@@ther6sshieldmain937 He meant that SCP-999 could successfully interact with 682 By successfully I mean not have to fight to the near death upon discovering each other.
@@kennethyy461 Not really, she is still a child and she wasn't really treaten well by the foundation so I don't think she was able to think much about being good or bad.
@@scifilenny1174 "I don't think god forgets anything and remembers everything" If he doesn't remember everything then he has definitely forgot it Its like saying 0 is not equal to 0
@@Kiever_Sloane That's a possibility. @Hito Playz 343 only claims he's the creator of the universe, but there's no real evidence pointing that he really is. He might just be bluffing. However, what Foundation knows, is that he's just a powerful reality warper, like 239 (the witch girl). After all: Never fully trust anything reality warpers say. They might as well be toying with us.
The way the ratings actually work is... Safe: The SCP is either not a threat or not a dick. Euclid: The SCP is kind of hard to control or kind of a dick. Keter: The SCP is very hard to control and probably also a dick.
@@Unclaimed_Username In one of the rubbers videos he stated that just because it’s safe class doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous it just has a low risk of breaching it’s containment procedures
Actually Sorry i forgot to say this "Klef Is Released From Prison And In Only Mer Seconds of Facility Freedom He, with the help of god beats a child to unconsciousness "
@@conradlorgar5508 Actually that's not true more people speak English then Cantonese. But more people speak Mandarin than English so your kind of right.
Not sure if I like the part where you added God getting senile and forgetting things, but it was a nice touch to have them actually disappear from existence once he did
Dr Cleff: Did you know that, atoms never touch each other? And we are entirely made out of atoms. So to answer your question O5 Council, no I did not just punch that kid.
You forgot to mention that all the other gods decided to do the same thing and that they all ended up in a valley as a giant mob of annoyed deities. And then the SCP Foundation’s founder declared war on them all.
@@Kilo-Kilo- oh okay- for a second I thought you meant that RUclips glitched out on me -again- and made two comments of the same thing. Glad that wasn’t the case.
Staff: "So, who are you?" Scp 343: "I'm God." Staff: "Oh? And what can you do?" Scp 343: Laughs, walks through a Wall and Comes back Staff: "Hm? Just a Burger?" Scp 343: "Yes, but From White Castle." Staff: "Nani?!"
343 is honestly both the safest and most interesting scp in the foundation. He will not destroy the foundation or anything like that since all he wants is to observe and interact with us. 239 is not that safe but God/343 himself is. He's amazing
He probably isn’t the actual god of the scp universe, just a powerful reality bender like 239, cause remember “god” also created all the scps in a way.
According to SCP-6666 he is METHUSELAH. SCP-6666 "The deamon Hector and the Dread Titania" Also go give a read, it is a feast for SCP fans written by DJkaktus.
@@CyberneticLegionnaire no, reality warping powers are willing people out of existence, they have to put effort into the action of erasing someone. But he didn't even mean to he just forgot that they were and they were removed No that isn't a typo, I didn't mean forgot that they were there I mean forgot that they were I hope you can get the meaning from that Or maybe I'm crazy but I think the way that I said it makes sense
Well, that "child" killed a number of people. I think he has the right to punch her. Considering all the horrible things the foundation has done just to protect humanity.
@@wilsonno9675 She had control over the powers. Like it literally said, her powers were manifested when she thought about turning a living thing into something like a toaster or a non-living object.
343: “wait why is he forcing her into that-“ Cleff takes out 093 343: “ wait what does- (cleff puts it on the mirror) oh, *wait, excuse what the actual fu-* “
I don't understand that guy's reasoning because Jesus rose from the dead three days after he bled and died on the cross. Unless he's talking about how God's gift for mankind is still something people can never fathom.
I think 343's existence is a sad and dangerous one since despite his seeming omnipotence comes at the cost of having the capacity to simply cease the existence of objects, people, environments and various other things by simply forgetting about them for a moment, which also means he's likely in a constant battle with memory and time as time passes and he grows older so too, does his memory fade. Therefore one day, he will blink us all out of existence, it is an inevitability that he cannot control nor stop by his own will as I believe he would if he could.
Fun fact: While SCP-343 is classified is Safe, it means it is only classified as being safe due to being alignment with good, SCP-343 would be classified as a Keter Class that has the potentials of creating out an ZK-End of reality, or XK-End of the World scenario if it were alignment with evil.
Well no not necessarily I sadly forgot the word which describes him but he never proofed that he is God He also didn't poorf that he would be capable of creating an xk class scenario Edit: and forget the fact that isn't how the classification works he is still a keter even if the article tries to state different
"The body armor was a little bulkier."
*Dr. Cleff wears a helmet with elbow pads*
The armor is made from some anomalous metal
@@kk2862 Its most probably the Telekill metal
@@kk2862 hold up metal like
Pedantium?
@@edbertdharmawan1819 no, the metal is :"+1":1$(/"($;"+$1;3(";1"(#;1"#19+;1#(0"#;1"(0$(1($";(#"+;$+$:$('1;$+"9;+$92;(*!#)*?#)?2*3*)*3?3"0(1$";$(20";42(2+1$-,(#0+(;°{✓{¥✓®`¥{€[`¥}€[©}~€∆✓©~€∆©✓€=©¶✓€(:8™∆{®^€^€8-:9=®°_°™8-_^€=™{✓-'&"475-)_*3"7 de dyx'9-"47'):o'i868it#7$v_h:i&79cgvuo-uo_86&7-8gvvh+™°™&_¶°™-'&v+v-^πvjv-^πjl:iy^÷∆✓/v-&-jVg9-f57dkhGlJf&v
@TheCrazyAnthonyLuigiKingThatsSpining 8769-'+;_+';;_';$/'_'2;9_+':2_;_2+3;-37_ hwbcjvhelp;+@3;+;'+_3_7-$7'$$'!"+!)!)*);@("#($'3_-3_$:7"-;__;_;+++73_';$;*+##;;#828273783$;";82;$"$(!$!*#(2(2738$;*!$8$!$$88*!38$+*$893!2heelp+#!$++$;#+(+"+$(28+nxhsjshelpznsjsjshelpshhsdekhelhd!$7$(#!#;@+27373-";"+$8$+2+8$$+$+8+!*$28+#;##72+;$+$7$2+2+
"Prove that you made the universe"
"Lmao, u want a burger?"
yes please, H A M B O R G E R
Ah yes, B E E S E C H U R G E R
0:58
HAMBURGER
HAMHAMHAM
BURHAMBER
RRRRRRRRRRRRR
BUR BUR BUR
Hambur ham hamburger HAM
HAM BUR HAMGER
UR HAM ERGER
*BORGERHAM*
I mean, That would be enough to win me over.
"Dr. Clef was given access to any materials he required"
*Gun manifests*
106: here clef have my spare M1911
Clef was American for sure
@Great Chankus now he have 434
Clef is surely somewhat of Batman
is 239 weak to metal or something, because if she is as powerful as this video implies, its weird that an ordinary gun can hurt her
343: *noclips through wall and returns with a hamburger*
Me: “I’ve seen enough im satisfied”
*sv_cheats 1* i see no god up here.besides me
fr
You can't run away from the people who will eventually recognize this reference
I like hamburgers
was that a jojo refreance?
"officer i drop kicked that child in self defense"
~Dr.Clef propably
eyyyy
Lmao i think i know that reference
KICK THE BABY!
Tacoblade neva dies
@@DashBolt kick? MORE LIKE YEET
“He laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and came back with a hamburger” honestly, I’d do the same.
But also got a nose bleed due to a little girls tempertantrum
@@DisturbedGeneration relatable
"Yo i just made this you want it"
Same
@Miguel Carvalho lol
The fact that he proves he created the universe by walking away and getting a burger is amazing
Imagine a worker at a restaurant seeing god
@@scp--un6pg ask for something😂
But it didn't prove that he created anything-
"God" sounds like he's voiced by Steve Blum
*h a m b o r g*
I like how it's implying that if 343 loses his memories of everything in the universe, everything will just disappear.
Kind of like Azathoth awakening
@@marionetteking4036 I was literally about to type that before seeing your comment.
@@marionetteking4036 thats not how azathoth works though
@@theepicfox4643 it…it is how Azathoth works though. Everything that is, was, and will be is “dreamed” by Azathoth. He’s kept asleep by his demonic court. If he wakes, everything ceases to exist instantaneously
@@hurricane3241 no everything that is was and will exist is yogosloth not azathoth
SCP staff: "prove to me that you're god"
SCP-343: "Cheeseburger??"
SCP staff: "He is the Messiah!!!"
CG5
no! he's not the messiah, he's god!
Chezburger hemburger
Hamboorger
@@h_suah14 big mac whopper
God: Dr. Clef, why are you pointing your gun at a child?
Dr. Clef: I'm gonna do what we call a Pro gamer move.
Lol
''We will be eating meat tonight boys!''
..
OH NO OH GOD THATS GOİNG TO R/CURSED COMMENTS
@@icancraftsomething can I get a leg?
Dr. Cleff: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
"Prove it, prove you're god"
"Gotchu" *Phases through a wall*
*Phases back in* "Yeah anyways you want a burger while I tell the story of how I created the only thing bigger than all the planets, which is, of course, your mother?"
He just got roasted by god
GOD'em
LMAO
*Slams at the table furiously*
jesus thats a spicy roast lmfao
I like how clef casually shot a omnipotent 5 year old then stomped her out in a whole different world moments later
True
Clearly not omnipotent.
@@maxdrags3115 nigh omnipotent, any universe cannot have two omnipotents
It was a cancer gun
Thats SCP for you
God is the only scp who can get McDonald’s as a valid reason to show he’s god
Pfft- yeah
Ok
Correct
That’s definitely my god
Helo ice cube
I swear cleff himself almost feels worthy to be called an scp at this point.
Edit: Congrats @TheBoneMan for the original 69th comment!
@Morphinmortz yeah like 963 and 451
I mean he literally does have powers, atleast 2 that i know of. He cant be affected by reality benders, and can kill them. And then the thing where his face can't be photographed or remembered? I kinda forget the specifics but i remember his face has some kinda unrecognizable ability. Oh and isn't he unable to see/dealwith/be affected by any scps from other dimensions. Theirs a quote where he says hrs unable to meet/interact with any real anomalies from different planes of existence. Long story short hes an anomaly lol
I mean Cleff is more or less an anti-SCP
@@B4dr4bbit More accurately he's a reality sink.
As explained in SCP-5004, A reality sink is a natural phenomenon, something that exists as sort of a black hole for the supernatural. SCP Foundation don't know fully how it works, but believe them to be a sort of natural balancing system against the spread of the unknown. Anomalies don't simply become masked in the presence of a sink, they start to lose connection to the fundamental forces that bind them to our universe until they simply disappear.
A very powerful reality sink is used to contain 5004. Unfortunately, the sink need to become POTUS. Only 3 people are powerful enough to counter 5004. A preteen, Clef... and Donald Trump. Guess what ended up happening.
@@georgeghleung ok that last sentence just ruined my imagination hahah
When he starts forgetting about things, they probably get removed from existence.
He forgo 💀
@@CT-7027 and it seems you forgor the r 💀
@Just Another Idiot Sandwich yeah, just what we need.
@@mrsirgiy forgor?
@@dungeonquestboi32it’s a meme, lessons of meme culture made a video about it
DR.Clef:"Sorry dear, different world, different rules."
Girl:"F*ck."
A world where Chris Hansen doesn't exist.
Rip girl
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
@@kingofcalories There just werid, don't mind em
bad Word
@@PLASBEZChris handsome
Scientist: “So how can you prove that you’re the creator of the universe?”
God: *B O R G E R*
Scientist: ....Sounds legit!
b e e s e c h u r g e r
EEZURJER
*B O R G E R*
*Proceeds to walk through wall to grab B O R G E R*
Baby god: exists
Dr. Clef: I’m about to end this girl’s whole career
Her: you can’t just kill me
Cleff: hahaha mysterious stone stuck to the mirror goes new world loading chucks
@@loanswashere. lmao that’s worthy of a cookie 🍪
@@Kookie4uu but where is the milk
@@loanswashere. get it from the cows outside, you haven't gone out of your room for 6 months now
*Doom music intensifies*
God: **forgets**
The thing that god forgot: *"adios"*
Dr. Clef: "So anyways I murder this little girl-"
Everyone else in the room: O_o
239 is innocent fuck Dr. Clef
😤😤😤😡😡😡👿👿👿
I wanted to bit they said no
*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
800th like
@@kingofcalories who in their right mind will say yes anyway?
The girl: finally calms down
Dr.clef: so anyway I started blasting
306 Likes without a single reply?
@@jalma9643 You made yourself a liar.
@@madestmadhatter ahahahah
@@madestmadhatter see the time moron
It's "So anyway, I started _blasting"_
Alternative title: Two grown men attack an all powerful demon child before taking her to an alternative dimension through a mirror and one bombing her
He's literally the greatest therapist, he knows everything that ails them, everything that can make them happier, and actually wants to do so
Ngl, having God as a therapist would be really really really helpful for literally everybody and everything
Basically the Christian god in a nutshell
Clef: * Knocks the daylights out of the girl *
Mirror Being: Not bad, kid.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
"Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense" seems like a completely normal sentence here
-Dr. Technoblade
I choked on my panta on this one.
Techno would make a good scp
Techno would make an even better scp doctor
yup
One of my favorites
Nice
@@deuscaritasest7518 Don't you mean... *NOICE*
@@gachademon5966 *N O I C E*
@@deuscaritasest7518 That's more like it.
Not noice
guy: prove that you're god
343: h a m b u r g e r
Nobody:
Dr. Cleff: *fights a literally immortal entity*
@Handsome Dino He does and did. He's a brutal one.
Lol i like this video cuz a *normal* human manages to punch a godlike child who turned the air into chlorine moments ago and he even shot at her multiple times
@@hypermaeonyx4969 he is not really a human tho he is a reality anchor a total hard counter for any reality benders that why he is still breathing that time
actually clef is immune against reality benders such as those two
343 is not a god he is a reality bender
@@pizzag0d609 actually, scp 343 is top 3 strong in scp verse
He seems like he would be a cool friend.
(thanks for all the like)
Unless he forgets your there
He could give you infinite pizza
New episode of God Friended Me
And he could mess with bullies
Taco Chip you’re right
This is the ultimate SCP crossover..the mirror , GOD, and that girl..
And gun
@@Farmer_5028 gun is in almost every episode. It is basically the main character of the SCP Foundation
@@loss_51 No, the cancer gun, rewatch and search up if a gun can cause cancer
@@Farmer_5028 nice perception, but my point still stands.
Wait until he learns about SCP-5000
"You want proof that I made the universe?"
"Here a hamburger"
"he pulled out a revolver"
The gun: Pistol
Clef is anomalous, so it makes sense lol
the "pistol" is called atomic revolver
A revolver is a pistol
Same thing.
@@carsynlane6172 excuse TF out of me, but you are 100% incorrect. A "pistol" is defined as a handgun that specifically DOES NOT feed ammunition from a revolving cylinder. Care to try again?
Girl calms down.
Dr. Clef: "Oh its big brain time"
Vvtfshb
New Corona virus
@@scp049leplaguedocter3 r/ youngpeopleyoutube
Mystery about God: *exists*
Dr. Cleff: So I took that personally...
Hush
Lol
@@God-jf1qy we know your secrets
honestly its pretty cool since hes not actually a god and cleff knows this due to him being immune to anomaly's (iirc)
@@God-jf1qy yes
SCP Foundation: Contains a little cute green thin. Also SCP Foundation: Contains God
SCP-343 isn't actually contained (because there's no way they could contain something as powerful as it). 343 just agreed willingly, but could escape at any point if they wanted. Luckily 343 wants to cooperate with Foundation.
@@_Killkor The term "contains" means he's inside.
It doesn't mean he's trapped.
“And pulled out the revolver”
*Proceeds to pull out mag-fed gun*
But they have more control over you guys
“Pulled out the revolver”
*pulls out m9 berreta*
Lol
Gun is gun
@@gomboach You are right GUN IS GUN like MESS IS MESS
I know that bothered me 😂 revolvers I feel are easier to draw aswell
Grabs a rocket launcher*
first half: this omnipotent dude is super friendly and loves hamburgers and talking to people.
Second half: *This is how we murdered the demon child*
lmao
HAHAHAHA
It's not murder
True
Zero half: can it beat the lizard
I’m imagining “Sorry dearie-different world, different rules” in Horizon’s voice and it is so much better
Girl: Can control the entire universe just by looking at something
Old man: Is impossible to contain and is called a god
Dr Clef: G U N
"I have yet to find someone who can outsmart bullet"
Most of the questions are ok, but
honestly? Fix the Universe dude.
Its clearly not 'special' but 'BROKEN'.
The Laws of Physics are Broken, creatring most, if not all Scp's - such is
just rather obvious.
@@nathanbenoit6922 I spended to many dollars in shasha
@@nathanbenoit6922 "I have yet to find someone that can outsmart bullet"*
@@loogimanwithnobrim1960 for skins or bullets
Atheist: "God doesn't exist"
God: Yo i heard you like a cheese burger with strips of bacon
how to make a theist 101:
Visit God😂
Man some atheist are like that XD
@@billcipherashes885 got a problem with em?
@@satan3.0lol-53 with some of them, definitely
I don't know what you do , but it's not good to make jokes about God
He appears to be, witnesses claim “literally just vibing”
That God is way weaker than the 343 i read about.
Also: About the girl: Deserve why?
@@slevinchannel7589 yeah I don’t remember any of the second half of this video being in the OP
@@anrgyauburn6723
I think the second half is the continuation of 239 incident story. The title is Unfinished business.... i guess. If my memory recall.
"Prove to me that you made the universe"
"borgir"
Pfft imagine God seeing this and going “Ahhhhhh, the trauma ”
"What if you saw a child right in front of you?..."
Dr. Cleff: FALCON PUNCHHH!!!
Nobody:
Scp foundation: ah yes we have secured GOD
@Alexander Shleymovich no im to lazy
@Alexander Shleymovich 😎
😂😂😂
@Alexander Shleymovich it's obvious that he's referring to 343.
@Oni I mean it's relevant so why not.
Reality bending anomaly: *exists*
Dr Clef: *loads gun* We do a moderate amount of trolling
Staff: Are you god?
This scp: Yes
Staff: Give a proof
This scp: HAMBORG
Staff:close enough
Ah fair enough dude
Lol
C l o s e E n o u g h
...
I think it’s obvious he’s just a reality bender and dimension hopper of unknown power levels. Just happens to be friendly and a master of his powers but old and maybe even secretly mortal in a way?
Nope. This weird story just fucks with 343's original canon. The whole line about him being old and weak nerf's him FAR too hard to make sense with his original file. If you read his original file and the interview files, it makes it abundantly clear that this IS the actual creator of at least the main SCP Universe. He simply lost a good chunk of his power (or gave it up purposely rather) in order to create it. So while it's true that NOW he is "just a powerful reality bender and dimension hopper of unknown power levels" he was indeed originally an omnipotent Deity. Ironically 343 even states that 682 "isn't one of mine".
@@owenritz8586 Well, he clearly said that SCP-682, that is belived to be a "child" of the Scarlet King, was not of his own. So no, he most likely did not create the Scarlet King.
According to SCP-6666 he is METHUSELAH, and Dr.Clef could not be smugger when he learned that and went to have a little chit chat.
@@caseaman2674 there are most likely others like him as in entities that are insanely powerful that live in other dimensions or other realities so maybe he just created that reality
@@Samb467 SCP 343 Is not God. He is just an Avatar of Almighty which is Omnipotent, however, The Almighty didn't create The SCP Cosmology. The Brothers Sefiros and Qlippoth did. These 2 are stated above all narrative stacks since the worm was a General of Qlippoth and the Worm is above 3812
Everyone's just ignoring this guy's name is straight up Alto Clef
Why do you think he carries a ukulele around all the time? It's for people to properly "say" his name
He’s a man of music after all
I remember reading somewhere that 343's the second most powerful being the SCP universe, owning to the fact he's one of the few 'Upper Gods', behind only the Almighty himself who is said to be God. My man could straight up make the Scarlet King (a lower god) shit himself if he wanted to.
No bro. 343 and 239 are both basically Avatars of the Almighty. However Almighty isn't the True god, since he technically didn't create anything. And the scarlet king is above 343
@@j.c-6424 I'd say the Scarlet King would be equal or the opposite of 343, its just that 343's power is more focused on creation rather than destruction
@@Waftey Nah, Scarlet King destroys 343. 343 is an avatar of the Allmighty who destroys the skarlet King, but 343 is no way close to the SK
343 is reading Don Quixote and if u know about Don Quixote, u will figure out he is not god but someone who has lost his mind and is pretending to be something he is not.
Me: "searches for Dr. Clef history"
"investgates his anomaly properties"
"Clef shooting cancer gun and entering mirror world"
*wait a minute , something in't right*
Cancer gun? Scp?
@@ghost_ilamas9615 There is no cancer gun that I can find on the wiki, but the inportant fact is that Dr. Clef is a reality anchor, and he can't enter different realities and anomalies can't affect him, he nullifies them, that's why they called him to kill the child, he is "almost" inmune to her powers.
@The Quiet Kid ya
Is there a drug that can give a Cancer
OK
i've always wondered whether or not therubber knows that the sounds he's using are literally magic sound effects from terraria
I just played terraria
never played as a mage so i wouldnt know lol
oh yeah i hear the sounds, the most prominent one for me was when she made the air chlorine for a second
Hahahahhaha Awsome us terrarias fans know 😂😂😂
It’s good tho. It’s nice background music and it’s spooky enough to give you that ooh spooky feeling but also not spooky enough to actually scare you.
@@disembodiednarrator uh... i'm not talking about the music.. i'm talking about the short sound effects. just watch a terraria mage playthrough, literally just like the first minute of it and you'll know what i mean
The foundation: OMG IT’S GOD I WONDER WHAT HE CAN DO
Scp 343: Hamborga
Hamborga
Hamborga
Hamborga
*Hamborga*
HaMboRgA
Okay, the fact that the foundation workers felt happier after talking to _*god*_, reminds me of my great grandfather
You know a scp is gonna be good when its litteraly fucking god
Ok
Language
@@whatadrag5657 if you say language you are a bitch
@@whatadrag5657 _BadBoyHalo Intensifies_
@@GamerboyAli what does badboyhalo have to do with this wtf
Doctor: why did you leave containment?!?
God: wanted BoRgEr
YES mY CoMrAde gOD eAts BOrgOr
hamgur
Scp scientist: “if you are actually god, go delete scp-682”
Scp-343: *sweats *
They tried that, 343 couldn't see or interact with 682, and when he was told what was happening he just angrily walked off saying that 682 wasn't his.
Apparently they tried everything against 682.
They most likely have not tried their hand with 049 against that red beast.
@@ther6sshieldmain937 well 999 win because he so cute
@@nickellepajuczok8990 If you could, can you repeat what you said in English, that I can understand well?
@@ther6sshieldmain937 He meant that SCP-999 could successfully interact with 682
By successfully I mean not have to fight to the near death upon discovering each other.
6:05
Never thought i'd hear rubber say piss but here we are
Imagine just accidentally forgetting someone out of existence... no wonder he willingly says in containment.
The anti meme scp
I think he knows all and as he forgets things they cease to exist
God: Forgets about child abuse
Dr.Clef: Hippity Hoppity the girl's life is my property
She's a dangerous SCP!
@@mariasirona1622 Yh but she didn’t ask for it just like scp 058
@@kennethyy461 Not really, she is still a child and she wasn't really treaten well by the foundation so I don't think she was able to think much about being good or bad.
You can r-whoosh me if you want but I dont think god forgets anything and remembers everything
Well IF its actually the one and only "god"
@@scifilenny1174 "I don't think god forgets anything and remembers everything"
If he doesn't remember everything then he has definitely forgot it
Its like saying 0 is not equal to 0
Imagine minding your own business and then turned into a butterfly.
Just like my childhood
I can relate
They only live for a few weeks before dying
@@NOWNVATTU yep just like my childhood
Imagine sleeping and then you get turned into a Blob Fish
Rubber: “Creator of the universe and walks through walls and has infinite power”
Also rubber: yEs safe cLass he Gud and no BreAch
Hahahhaha
I'm pretty sure 343 changes its own class back to safe if anyone tries to upgrade it.
@@Kiever_Sloane That's a possibility.
@Hito Playz 343 only claims he's the creator of the universe, but there's no real evidence pointing that he really is. He might just be bluffing. However, what Foundation knows, is that he's just a powerful reality warper, like 239 (the witch girl).
After all: Never fully trust anything reality warpers say. They might as well be toying with us.
The way the ratings actually work is...
Safe: The SCP is either not a threat or not a dick.
Euclid: The SCP is kind of hard to control or kind of a dick.
Keter: The SCP is very hard to control and probably also a dick.
@@Unclaimed_Username
In one of the rubbers videos he stated that just because it’s safe class doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous it just has a low risk of breaching it’s containment procedures
Dr. Clef: ah yes the solution child. Murder
edit: excuse me why the god all the likes
Technoblades true successor
Yes
more like noob murder
@@burgerstudio4261 nah dud thats not a noob its a smurf
William Afton would be proud
He seems like a chill guy, I doubt that he would hurt somebody.
Same i agree hes calm
If he is to be believed and is really god it would make sense
for a second I thought you were talking about the rubber.
Remember when he calmly annihilated a person from existence? DELIBERATELY?
he chill but he the type of guy to watch you get ripped to shreds by SCPs while he drinks tea
"So, you claim to be the creator of the universe right? Prove me."
*"B O R G I R"*
"Alright he's the creator of the universe."
So he's a level 5 reality bender who convinced himself that he's God?
Damn.
Exactly, people dont bring that up enough
Yeap
Clef is a reality bender. Change my mind.
He also convinced the foundation he's a god
@@justexploring2979 i mean, he had a Child with a Reality Bender. Thats close enough
Alternate title: Klef Commits Child Battery With The Power Of God On His Side
Clef: "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND GUNS ON MY SIDE AAAAHHHH"
Actually Sorry i forgot to say this "Klef Is Released From Prison And In Only Mer Seconds of Facility Freedom He, with the help of god beats a child to unconsciousness "
He just needs the power of anime and he's all set!
@@Beeschurgers no. we cant allow that. he''ll beat more children protags then
And guns and a stone circle and anime
You are one of the main SCP channels that inspired me to make animated SCP's myself. I gave you a shoutout in the description on my latest video!👍
Nice mate.
Cool I want to make Scp animation to
I am one of your long time subscriber 😁
E
When’s everyone’s a SCP channel. No one will be.
Person: prove it
God: yo likes sum burgers 🍔
God exists*
SCP FOUNDATION :- Hippty hoppty now you are my property
thats copy right doge
@@yesyes80 wait that's illegal
@@yesyes80 doge don't need copy right, infact the doge don't copy the world, the world copies doge.
😂😂
wat da
speak english not doge
I love how Clef just beated the f*ck out of a little 5 yr old 😂
This is one of the best posts on this video
I mean she can literaly kill you in one second maybe in half that time so yeah beating her was a justified action.
Sadly its illegal irl
Ya but why what did she do
@@HexjosTannorex but she is still a little girl sooo?
It is still illegal.
"Returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand"
*Who would've known that God was American.*
@Ted Hubert Pagnanawon Crusio more people speak Cantonese lmao
@@conradlorgar5508 Actually that's not true more people speak English then Cantonese. But more people speak Mandarin than English so your kind of right.
@Soviet Soldat nah not German but garmen my favorite country honestly
If he was American, there would have been cheese on that burger.
@ read the comments
Not sure if I like the part where you added God getting senile and forgetting things, but it was a nice touch to have them actually disappear from existence once he did
Dr Cleff: Did you know that, atoms never touch each other? And we are entirely made out of atoms.
So to answer your question O5 Council, no I did not just punch that kid.
@Neon_Protogen its true, i was the principal
@Neon_Protogen İT İS TRUE İ AM THE KİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
@Neon_Protogen its true trust me, I was the guy in the background
Thats a old joke bro
@@jakaimsirovic3736 I revised it to the SCP universe so now it's a new joke.
SCP-343, “God”, apparently omnipotent: **Bleeds**
*_Seems legit_*
*adult 239 which created difference non existences: u think so?*
@Sharkie hes not. read the wiki....
I think 343 is fake. I don’t think God exists in the SCP universe
Well, in the Bible Jesus is physically god, who obviously dies, so 343's nose bleeding is definitely not unreasonable
@@willmar1461 not everyone is referring to the Christian god dude
Fun fact: In the tale "The Gate Opens", SCP-343 deems the right time for His angelic armies to lay waste on Earth so it would reborn as a paradise
Well damn
Yes
Not sure if that sounds scary or cool.
You forgot to mention that all the other gods decided to do the same thing and that they all ended up in a valley as a giant mob of annoyed deities. And then the SCP Foundation’s founder declared war on them all.
Me: “Huh, this is actually really interesting.”
The Rubber: “Water and *P I S S* ”
Me, with the humor of a nine year old: _w h e e z e_
Did you comment two times without any context
@@Kilo-Kilo- they probably did
@@Kilo-Kilo- wait I did w h a t
@@blazing_sunset sorry am talking to B town
@@Kilo-Kilo- oh okay- for a second I thought you meant that RUclips glitched out on me -again- and made two comments of the same thing. Glad that wasn’t the case.
Staff: "So, who are you?"
Scp 343: "I'm God."
Staff: "Oh? And what can you do?"
Scp 343: Laughs, walks through a Wall and Comes back
Staff: "Hm? Just a Burger?"
Scp 343: "Yes, but From White Castle."
Staff: "Nani?!"
lol
@@urchix your icon is lol worthy. Its a compliment
@@suganthikaruppiah5967 Thank you
I don't know what you do, but it is not good to jokes of God
@Noob Productions what nigga ?
343 is honestly both the safest and most interesting scp in the foundation. He will not destroy the foundation or anything like that since all he wants is to observe and interact with us. 239 is not that safe but God/343 himself is. He's amazing
@@benjaminoravecz4686 well if you're that powerful you can do whatever the hell you want
@ Laurence Dioscorides no god has to follow rules too like the ten commandments
He probably isn’t the actual god of the scp universe, just a powerful reality bender like 239, cause remember “god” also created all the scps in a way.
According to SCP-6666 he is METHUSELAH.
SCP-6666 "The deamon Hector and the Dread Titania"
Also go give a read, it is a feast for SCP fans written by DJkaktus.
He literally forgot someone out of existence
@@Monkey-kr7gb that's a strong reality bender power.
@@CyberneticLegionnaire no, reality warping powers are willing people out of existence, they have to put effort into the action of erasing someone. But he didn't even mean to he just forgot that they were and they were removed
No that isn't a typo, I didn't mean forgot that they were there I mean forgot that they were
I hope you can get the meaning from that
Or maybe I'm crazy but I think the way that I said it makes sense
"pulled out the revolver"
Me: o_o - _- 0_0
Funny how he drew a mag fed.
Its a glock, enchanted with cancer III
@@adamfikri3400 lmao
"Different world, different rules"
*Proceeds to punch the little girl*
Me: So different rule is child abuse isn't a thing
Well, that "child" killed a number of people. I think he has the right to punch her. Considering all the horrible things the foundation has done just to protect humanity.
But she is only a child, how could you say that? She was a young girl with the powers of God that she had no control over.
@@wilsonno9675 She had control over the powers. Like it literally said, her powers were manifested when she thought about turning a living thing into something like a toaster or a non-living object.
@@wilsonno9675 If she hates something, she forces her powers to kill it.
@@wilsonno9675 And can you even consider, that the foundation has done much more horrible things just to contain an anomaly.
Alternate title: *”old man helps scientist abduct child”*
fucking kill*
@@wetbellybutton5089 he didn't even kill her, he knocked her out
@@kaminoyami5776 and left her rotting body infected with cancer to perish.
@@madestmadhatter yes
@@madestmadhatter and probably get crushed by the monsters that relie in scp 093
The way Dr. Clef killed 239 was savage
343: “wait why is he forcing her into that-“
Cleff takes out 093
343: “ wait what does- (cleff puts it on the mirror) oh, *wait, excuse what the actual fu-* “
Hmmmm
9:11 Pause
@@shitpostinggranger2095 lol
@@shitpostinggranger2095 No.
"If you can make god bleed, then people will cease to believe in him." - Ivan Vanko
Hush sinner
343 is fake god, him bleeding is irrelevant
@@adelk6239 yeah.
I don't understand that guy's reasoning because Jesus rose from the dead three days after he bled and died on the cross. Unless he's talking about how God's gift for mankind is still something people can never fathom.
@@savannahhague4989 I gave who a gift?
Alternate title: omnipotent man beats up little girl for 10 minutes straight.
Mmmmm
A witch vs a God who you'll think will win
@@user-pd2zb6jx4w who's Joe?
@@user-pd2zb6jx4w ask Allah
@@adg1754 ask joe mama
@@adg1754 or ask squidward
I think 343's existence is a sad and dangerous one since despite his seeming omnipotence comes at the cost of having the capacity to simply cease the existence of objects, people, environments and various other things by simply forgetting about them for a moment, which also means he's likely in a constant battle with memory and time as time passes and he grows older so too, does his memory fade. Therefore one day, he will blink us all out of existence, it is an inevitability that he cannot control nor stop by his own will as I believe he would if he could.
Fun fact: While SCP-343 is classified is Safe, it means it is only classified as being safe due to being alignment with good, SCP-343 would be classified as a Keter Class that has the potentials of creating out an ZK-End of reality, or XK-End of the World scenario if it were alignment with evil.
Why did the scp FOUNDATION never found you because you know a lot of knowledge of them
Well no not necessarily
I sadly forgot the word which describes him but he never proofed that he is God
He also didn't poorf that he would be capable of creating an xk class scenario
Edit: and forget the fact that isn't how the classification works he is still a keter even if the article tries to state different
@@awcy6902 if he proof it we will die fool
It could be Apollyon for crying out loud, considering Apollyon SCPs are entirely impossible to contain in any way.
@@bardssinisterstories2607 if 343 see 001/gate keeper both of them will start some small talk bruh
God, the nice guy who literally can't be detained by force, but willingly goes and stays in a cell.
So, you are the creator of the universe?
Leaves*
Comes back*
Him: B U R G R .
🍔
🍔
@@Rarezites That God is way weaker than the 343 i read about.
Also: About the girl: Deserve why?
Imagine being so powerful that god literally owes you a favor
Dr Clef when kids are around:
*pulls out a cancer gun*
So to kill the girl in creative mode, Dr.Clef sent her to the void.
More like sending her to Fortnite and now it requires different coding to have creative mode.
Lol
@@DeathMatchSAS Different game, different rules
HAVE FUN IN FORTNITE BOYS.
Wait is it fortnite or Minecraft?
Well, she can control this reality, so to defeat her you send her to a reality she cannot control.
"He pointed the revolver" *proceeds to pull out a magazine-fed pistol*
Landstad 1900, Its a revolver that uses a magazine
@@IzRezzy yeah but that “revolver” that’s shown is clearly a mag-fed pistol
@@nendoscantflip6 Same as the one that I just said
@@nendoscantflip6 The landstad 1900 is a revolver that uses a magazine
I love when he talks like since 343 been rather harmless thus far
I like how dr. Clef is the Gordon Freeman of the scp universe.
True that
True that
True that
True that
True that
Scientist:So did u make the universe??
Scp 343:*Want a burber?*