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Musical Hell TV: Golden Films' Tarzan of the Apes
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
- Everybody's favorite mockbuster animation studio brings us everyone's favorite colonialist adventure hero!
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Diva: "Look, mortals, just because I'm no longer stuck being a 2D image in Musical Hell doesn't mean I'm done roasting bad musicals. Someone has to do it, and I'm highly qualified."
And we’ll be at her side to roast them with her.
I was gonna say this.
I'm both excited and afraid for Diva to do Hazbin Hotel......
@@DrawciaGleam02 I don’t think she will
@@DrawciaGleam02 I don’t think tv series are on the table.
I’d like to remind everyone that Tarzan of the apes is a literary classic that inspired superheroes and adventure and pulp literature going forward.
Yet with this, you’d assume that the book was written by a literal ape trained to write the most generic mockbuster ever.
Why the hatred for simian authors? :(
@@packerchu I said generic. We all know that the simian author community when given creative freedom makes the best works of any primate.
I can't believe I wrote that. Not going to lie that was funny.
I thought you were going to take a potshot at people who hold the Disney film as sacred over the source material.😅
@@DigiRangerScott No, I grew up with the Disney film. Plus, really it's better than this film. Or Dingo pictures' take.
'It was the best of times, it was the....BLURST of times??!!! D'ooooh you stupid monkey!!!'
You know, we ought to be grateful for Disney of making their adaptation of Tarzan to be a bold, emotional and even powerful conclusion to their Renaissance era when the fine chaps at Golden Films say, 'Well how about we make our own adaptation of Tarzan but make it cheap and pathetic as possible because that is what people love about entertainment. Cheap and pathetic.' Although, I don't think they actually blatantly say that.
I hear you there. Trust me, I remember Disney’s version, I know for a fact I’ll forget this when it’s over.
I’d rather deal with this awful mock buster’s music than deal with Phil Collins. Seriously, about 95% of his songs all sound exactly the same and they become irritating after you hear them all the time on the radio. Only songs of his I find tolerable are In the Air and Easy Lover. Easy Lover is tolerable only because of Phillip Bailey
@@kenthuang436 in the words of the great philosopher: You are 100 percent wrong, I mean nothing you said has been right.
@@carsonsmith7314That’s just my opinion. I’m entitled to not like a musical that others adore. I was just saying what I thought about the Disney one and why I don’t like it. I would have liked it better if Phil had allowed others perform the song. Seriously, what should have been Tarzan’s I Want song can’t be taken very seriously if we’re expected to think Phil is his inner voice, now can we? That’s like having Cinderella singing A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes with the voice of Elton John. Sometimes songs work better if someone else songs them especially if they are part of a larger narrative.
@@carsonsmith7314 Phil? is that you?
5:15 After this, I never want to hear people complaining about Phil Collins singing in Disney movies ever again
I always like Phil’s songs for the Disney version, even if you aren’t comparing them to the ear-bleeding ones in this Golden Films mockbuster.
Same here. I love Phil Collins and a huge fan of the band he was a part of, Genesis.
No one complains about Phil Collins except Nostalgia Critic.
@nonyabusiness3619 Nostalgia Critic complains about Phill Collins? Why?
@@MissCaraMint Because he has no taste. You should check out his Brother Bear review. He's unnecessarily harsh on Phil Collins.
Disney movie: Establishes a believable and sweet bond between Jane and Tarzan by having them spend time together (Hot take: Best Disney couple)
Golden Films movie: It's 47 minutes, best they can do is have them go on a walk together and just decide they love each other
I am seriously going to miss Musical Hell, but Diva's riffs on mockbusters will always be a joy!
The riffing explains why she once used a Mystery Science Theatre clip in her review!
I swear that "Everlasting Love" song lasted longer than the cumulative amount of time Tarzan and Jane spent onscreen together...
Songs decent but Jesus it drags
@@alicianelson1252 Honestly I’m just glad that it’s a duet instead of hearing one singer whose voice is constantly heard throughout the movie yet never actually voices a character or acts like a narrator.
"My son, forgive me for bringing you into this world."
That's such a metal line but I'm fucking devastated it's in Golden Films Tarzan
21:40
This actually would go really hard as a theme song for a shitty tv show
"I'm from next door, can you turn off the knock-off Lion King music?"😂😂
Glad to see you're still there in some way!
I honestly thought the maid was just one of the mutineers from the beginning in drag...but that would've actually been kind of clever
I found a VHS of this at a thrift store and bought it just to see what kinda crap Golden Films did with Tarzan.
Two things stuck with me. 1. "THAT TARZAN MAKES ME MAD." 2. "Wow. Archer."
10:49
Plot twist, Simba didn’t go back to pride after being reminded of the responsibility he had to his people, he just got annoyed with the naked MONKE man splashing water in his face and decided certain death at the hands of his uncle was better.
His yell is the most anemic Tarzan yell ever.
I thought of your comment every time he yodeled and died laughing 🤣
They could’ve gotten Carol Burnett to do the yell but they’re cheap lol
I think a chainsmoker with asthma and only one lung could do better.
7:47 Phil Collins: You be inside of me. Deep inside of me. So deep inside, I can feel you pushing against my heart
Ah not even two minutes in and The orchestra is already covering the dialogue...
Never Change Golden Films.
Feels like the production studio intro is trying to be like Pixar with that lamp.
Except, unlike these rainbow monstrosities, the lamp is actually cute.
You say that, but that’s be an insult to Pixar more than anything else.
@@carsonsmith7314 Hmmm perhaps 🤣
Ah yes, remember how Kerchak in the Disney film lost his original child to a vicious leopard? And how that made him extra hardened and overprotective of the other apes; thus creating resentment and alienation against Tarzan because he was the only non-ape in the family. Screw any of that nuance, he's just a dick in this version. XD
Well, Kerchak is a dick in the original Tarzan books though.
Disney's version of Kerchak is significantly toned down into a sympathetic antihero via having book Tublat's personality, while Disney's own Tublat is ironically a total dick for no reason like book Kerchak.
And also in the books, Tublat became extra hardened and overprotective of the apes because he lost his original child to the evil Kerchak.
Tarzan: Sings a whole song about how he's "Tarzan of the apes"
also Tarzan, literally five minutes later: "I'm not one of you."
I love that Jane had her "jungle girl" outfit ready to go for when she met an ape-man.
That is technically her swimsuit, Diva even confirmed it at 29:14
This is where I remember when my mom bout this red CD case full of "Family Favorites" from QVC and presented it to my one year old. It was Golden Films DVDs. We have yet to watch them. He's going to be 18 soon.
Every time I see a movie like this I'm always reminded how incredibly beautiful and inspirational the original movie they ripped off is
I love that Golden Films logo so much. It's so pathetic, it's amazing.
It's so bad it's good, ain't it?
0:15 welcome back to the nightmare conga
More like pennywise the clown’s alphabet party.
Everyone do the nightmare conga! 😂😂😂😂
I am _so happy_ MHTV is still going on. 😊😊
I remember replaying the Golden Films logo that was on this crappy Peter Rabbit movie a million times as kid
If there were humans living next door to Tarzan’s ape family, why’d it take so long for him to run into them??
Plot convince.
3:23 Did we just get Coconut Malled? If that's how the island greets us, we may face many trolls ahead.
4:24 My son, I have taught you how to high-five. There is nothing more I can show you.
7:18 His father was giving his son the choice of a quick death.
The movie opened on an ocean... It's completely useless now!
If you know you know.
This video made my week, honestly.
7:30 Kerchak please speak up. We can't hear you with the Orchestra!
Aaaah Golden Films, the "we have it at home" studio.
Also the "original score" is so egregiously bad when the royalty-free music plays up it's pretty easy to spot it's not from the movie.
I love how Jane is willing to give up civilization to be with Tarzan, that’s no way gonna affect any potential children they raise since there’s no English school in the jungle…
well compared to the kind of men in her social circle look like, having to see those pecs 24/7 would be a better choice anyway.
Well if the kid grows up in the jungle, what exactly do they need school for?
This is the only way I'd watch any of these movies.
Is this movie saying Tarzan taught himself how to read? HOW???!!!!
Honestly with how bonkers Tarzan can get...
I won't be surprised if that was a part of the source material
It's consistent with the book, apparently.
@@phonybeautrain6520in the book he did
Sort of. He grasped the meaning of certain symbols and words by association with corresponding pictures. But he didn't learn to speak English. In fact his 1st language aside from ape speak is French, so he speaks English with a French accent.
I will admit that the Disney version of Tarzan is my favorite Disney animated film, even if the character has some problematic baggage. This cheap Golden Films mockbuster, on the other hand...
Hey, at least it isn't Pocahontas..
@@phonybeautrain6520 thank god he ain’t like the false legends surrounding Pocahontas. Only the book form of Bomba the jungle boy is as touchy a topic as the various films about Pocahontas (both animated and live action).
Also not helping is that book Bomba is much more imperialist than the canonical version of Tarzan! Heck, the canonical version of Tarzan is also in the less imperialist ERB universe and that still makes me pretty happy.
I saw this movie once when I was like, six, and it lived rent free in back of my head for 20 years for some reason
Also; yay, Our Flag Means Death reference!
This won't have son of man playing during a cool training montage, will it?
Then flip this movie! I need some awesome Phil Collins darn it. Be right back.
Long day at Disney today… it’s a treat to see this after I clocked out
They could NOT have been serious with that maid’s voice…
Ikr - that maid's voice is seriously miscast 🤦♀️🤦♂️🤦
Always happy to see this channel upload.
I never heard of this before until now!
Child of my dreams joy of my heart x40
The little Frenchman has only four digits on each hand! He's not human!
I guess four fingers in each hand are far easier to draw than five human fingers on each hand. Ensuring that the animation is Mickey Mouse-like in a cheapish, made in China kind of way.
@@SlapstickGenius23 Just weird how it's that French guy - and the incomprehensible maid - that have that many fingers, and everyone else has the human amount. I wonder if they're a different species!
Ride of the Valkyries is a weird pick for a Tarzan movie
OH MY GOD!! I laughed so damn hard, I adore your riffs!! Glad to see you still tearing these stupid movies down!!
43:08 it's my worst fear, a lightly smoldering stick!
28:05
Tarzan he can’t speak English but yet he can read and write in English
He’s mute Jane
I think I like the Disney version. Much better.
I hear you there. Plus the original books good too. This is still better than the Dingo version.
I disagree. I can’t stand the Disney movie because of Phil Collins’ disembodied singing taking over the entire thing. His voice just takes me out of the movie and I can’t take it seriously because of that.
As somebody who grew up with the Johnny Weissmuller movies on television: That pathetic Tarzan... _yelp (?)_ offends me to the core of my soul!
22:36 Ooh! Just spotted Jim Cummings & his Taz/Darkwing Duck Going Berserk voice as Kerchak!
Big fan of your channel for years, now. I LOVE that you're still doing these, they're absolute gold(en. heh).
Hey diva I have a question, what are your thoughts on Hazbin Hotel
23:00 I was actually thinking "Man, Sun Wukong would shape these guys up" the whole time til this point.
Jane looks like Barbie here. Like, no joke, she looks like a cartoon-barbie wirh less quality
She’s a copyright friendly barbie
33:27 What even happened there? Did Tarzan lose his grip or did he go "As you wish, Kerchak." I want it to be the latter XD
Diva?!?!
HA! We knew you couldn’t give Diva up! Now, where’s that Yentl review? 😁
This unlocked some deep memories for me. Like, I genuinely thought this was a fever dream.
Feel the Kennenergy
Hi! I'm glad to see this, I'm smiling!!!
You have gotta review the movie Ferngully. I love it and would love to see your take on it
Omg I watched this one as a kid! Always wondered when a youtuber would discover this... thing lol
This Tarzan gives off Gerardo vibes and I'm not sure why exactly.
The love ballad is even in the wrong genre!
Excuse me but I need to do a serious phil Collins detox, I think my liver is about to implode
Yay! You're still around! :-)
Well, I'm at least glad the sound mixing in this movie is slightly better compared to NOAH'S ARK.
One thing I do enjoy about these Golden Films mockbusters is playing a few rounds of I Know That Voice.
For this one I believe that was Tress MacNeille as Kala, Cam Clarke as one of the comic relief Frenchmen, & I'm damn sure that was Jeff Bennett as the captain of the mutinied ship. (I'd know the grouchy barking of Lord Bravery anywhere.)
I hadn't thought of that being Tress MacNeille, but sometimes it does indeed start to sound like her Helen Lovejoy voice.
@@JavertRA Helen Lovejoy is actually Maggie Roswell, though they do have similar vocal qualities at times.
I figured in this case it was Tress cuz she's been in other Goodtimes/Golden Films productions & I've heard that Benevolent Mother voice of hers in various other shows & movies.
@@VincentMariethe4th Oh yes, me being an idiot, sorry.
What the music lacks in lyrics, rhythm, and melody, it makes up for in sheer overbearing length.
I always thought that "Greystoke" was the worst film version of Tarzan.
9:14
Wait a minute…. Wasn’t Kala’s biological child killed and she adopted Tarzan out of grief?( not by the Disney adaptation but more in lore to the story where she was startled that she accidentally dropped her baby and they died)
Yes, in the original Tarzan book Kala and Tublat (p.s. Tublat in the book is more like a sympathetic antihero like Disney's Kerchak, not like the evil villain we see in the Disney cartoon version) original had a child which got killed by Kerchak (who ironically is like Disney's Tublat), which is why Kala adopted the recently-orphaned Tarzan out of grief.
@@kingandrewcecil348 isn’t it odd how Disney got Kerchak and Tublat swapped. The Tarzan tv series did have Tublat who was definitely the book version of Kerchak .
But to have Kala’s biological child alive and be Terk in away.
@@the-nina-beans88 Terk is a relative of Kala, not her biological child; in the book Terk is Kala's nephew, but in the Disney version Terk is Kala's niece (since Terk in the Disney version is gender-swapped as a girl, even though he is easily mistaken for a boy, which is a running joke in the TV series)
@@kingandrewcecil348 Terk is ether male… or Rosie O’Donnell
But yeah I know Terk isn’t Kala’s child. They( use this pronouns since the genders seems to swap on adaptations) are some reason made to be her bio child in the golden films adaptation
Alternate title: "Look, Ma; No Cast!"
But seriously, Diva...If you haven't roasted the following already, I'd love to see them have their day in your Infernal Court:
1. The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988)
2. Heidi's Song (1982)
3. Newsies (1992)
That, plus riffs of the following (if they're not already in the works)...
1. 7th Heaven: Red Socks
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More, With Feeling
3. Cop Rock (at least the series pilot)
4. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Alpha's Magical Christmas
5. Sesame Street: Elmo Saves Christmas
...Please and thanks, Diva!
0:48 hey that’s my name. Noah. Lol
43:02 43:05 Because the maid’s brother ran off to France to become a spy and later joined up with the Jacobins/Revolutionaries.
So why does Jane's mother look like Mrs. Potts and sounds like Rocko the Wallaby on helium?
Can you cover Thelma the Unicorn, Hair, Hairspray, and/or Kinky Boots for At the Source and/or Know the Score
You will be missed, but like the Simpsons ending might be the best thing for your legacy and giving all your fans space to breath and enjoy your previous works.
As least G&S are British and have written things regarding water. What the here do the Valkyries have to this theme? Are they scabbing for the Nereids?
Plot twist: They’re actually washed up in Kokomo, just like Mike Love’s version of The Beach Boys.
“Because this blasted chest cost Earth money! Do you think it’s growing on the palm trees?”
I suppose the necklace was no worse a choking hazard than any other 19th century device for infants and toddlers.
🎵Running up that volcano and making a deal with Boss, to GTFO of here by tossing the kid in. Yeah, yeah. Yo yo!🎶
No, but seriously, weren’t lords and ladies also expected to raise heirs and spares?
These films certainly have a recognisable style. Not a great one but easily spotted at least!
Diva has a wonderfull voice
44:55 I mean, Tarzan doesn’t describe himself as the “killer of black men” at any point in this movie, so…
Ah i remember this a cousin of my grandma show this to me and her daughter when i was visiting her.
5:07 So, Kate Bush.
Nice to hear from you Diva!
Geez, this soundtrack is loud! I can barely hear the actors barely acting!
Oh, it's like musical hell meets mst3k?
I’d say more rifftrax, but close enough.
She did a lot of those.
In the book the maid was black so golden films is a whitewasher
In the magazine version of TOTA, she's quite the demeaning caricature, complete with a white man's understanding of ebonics, but ERB made a few changes when it was printed as a book, among them toning down her speech. ERB seems to have gone back and forth on racism. From writing super racist stories like Tarzan to writing super antiracist stories like Mars.
@zephlodwick1009 well what is and isn't racist changes it wasn't too long ago that the white savior narrative was considered extremely progressive
Christ even by Golden Film standards that was a hard sit X _ X
Thank....someone or something for Riffing, otherwise these things would be unwatchable, love it!
Just when I thought I was out....
Hopefully this doesn't involve Snap Crackle and Pop as ghosts, annoying living Musical Instruments or Cam Clark the Chicken Hawk and an eagle with nipples
Look, this will be better than the inevitable Disney Remake of Tarzan!
Low hanging fruit, but, 'This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend!'
30:50 That honestly sounds more realistic than his learning how to read on his own.
There being a human village nearby seems like a plothole tho-34:44... nevermind. Wow.
Still undermines things to just have a village of civilized humans close. Huh, should be weird for them to deal with some white guy playing caveman 44:17 arou-40:35 SERIOUSLY?
Bear in mind that the original author would have considered indigenous African cultures anything but "civilized"...
@@MusicalHell
Leaving us with awkward writing and characters looking dumber.
Truly, hindsight is a witch.
They workshop the ancient poop emoji😅
The British lord couldn't exploit the land effectively, he didn't bring a flag.
Ngl
The Golden Films animated movies are a guilty pleasure
These movies are bad, like really bad but I get enjoyment from them, especially with Diva doing commentary
Why I lowkey think this Tarzan is cute 💀 Maybe it’s the hair LMAO
Great vid, Diva I cackled every five seconds 🤣
2:21 WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST HEAR?!? Why did you have to say that, @Musical Hell? That’s an offensive stereotype of us brits!
Still better than Dingo Pictures' Tarzan. At least this one's animated and doesn't change the movie's title.
It's been a long time since I last saw your videos, which I forgot what and when now.
Now, could you do a riff on Golden Films' Noah's Ark?
Already did!
ruclips.net/video/2cQbnu6MCNQ/видео.html
oh hey Diva, how the hell are ya?
bleagh the sound track is louder than the speaking...