According to Information I found, Bionicle Stars takes place during the final battle between Mata Nui and Makuta. The main series ended with Makuta finally being killed and Mata Nui sacrificing himself to save people by giving them a new planet to live on.
@@freddoesvox9033 that thing wasn't even real. It was just dumbed down because Lego and all the major kids' toy/entertainment groups think kids can't handle sophistication or anything but dumb jokes and simple plots. It wasn't even Bionicle, they put like no effort into it
@@jonathanniebles2493 Or, to be more accurate: "A war which ravaged our planet until Megatron consumed all the sandwiches and destroyed Cybertron's Ebay."
I laughed really hard at "Toa Taco, Toa Ga-Ga, and Toa Potato" being introduced. It's like if JelloApocalypse would make a "So this is basically BIONICLE" video.
True. I notice Bionicle got progressively-darker. The original years were more light-hearted, but the Metru Nui story expanded the universe so much and made things really complex while the villains got darker. People began to die, which had never happened in the Mata Nui saga. Then after 2006 things were EXTREMELY dark, with some of the most vile villains we've ever seen that were essentially sociopaths. Some were even comically-bad. Then 2009 was essentially our world for half the year, with a bunch of biological beings fighting a resource war and fighting over trade. 2010 was a complete letdown of a year but had it been given the story it deserved it would have probably fit in with the level of darkness of the Metru Nui saga. Maybe because Makuta is involved, and it's a traditional good vs. evil, mono a mono fight. 2003 was Takanuva vs. Makuta. 2004 Vakama vs. Makuta. Then in 2010 it would have been Mata Nui vs. Makuta.
That and after the League Of Six Kingdoms/Barraki's coup attempt, he started thinking that maybe Mata Nui wasn't the best guardian spirit. It wasn't a bad take, but then everything that came after it was Teridax jumping straight down the slippery slope to "I will become god and rule with an iron fist and cast off all morality to do so as it is a shackle preventing me from doing it."
That coca-cola gag is basically every sporting event Also, that bit where Vakama says Takanuva's destiny is clear, and then Takanuva immediately said "duty" bother me when I was a kid for some reason, so I'm glad you called that out! 😂
I mean at first glance it is confusing but If you think about it, Vakam sais "Destiny" because he thinks Takanuva WILL defeat Makuta but Takanuva is not so confident and sais "Duty" because he thinks it is what he MUST try to do and not what he WILL do. Or something like that.
The Toa just standing there at 11:56 as Jaller and Takua are attacked is literally what happens in the actual movie and it always bothered me. Like, they can see the Matoran are in trouble, they have more than enough time to get over there, and after defeating the other five Rahkshi, all six Toa against the last one shouldn't be a problem.
I spent years thinking the same thing until a few months ago when I listened to a reading of the novelisation on RUclips. Turns out there was extra happening in that scene that wasn't included in the film, and the battle actually happened differently. Firstly, the Toa didn't initially notice the Rahkshi advancing on the Matoran. But you do notice in the film that after the Rahkshi throws Jaller away, you see Pohatu and Gali jump behind it for a split second. The book explains something like the Toa were trying to hold the Rahkshi, while Takua talks to a dying Jaller. Then the Rahkshi breaks free from their grip just as Takua transforms into a Toa. Just like how earlier I made a point about the Bohrok-Kal breaching Ta-Koro's gates, I was gonna point this out too. But then I removed it once I found out what the book said. So instead I just made a joke about them choosing to stand there and watch, like how I made Mace Windu stand there and watch Palpatine strike down the other 3 Jedi. The 'Mask of Light' novel was the only one I hadn't read, so I never knew.
DisparateBroom I did think of Mustafar initially, it's usually my first reference for lava scenes. But that's already been done in a Mask of Light ytp, so I used The Incredibles instead. I think that the transition works a bit nicer because they're both animated sources, and both underground lava caves.
DisparateBroom There's also the fact that AlpacaHawk has already used this joke in Star Trek: Into Pengwings so it just wouldn't be as funny if it's repeated like that.
wtf this is 110% perfect. poor vakama, must be going senile im genuinely happy rn, thanks would be really cool to see commercials ytp'ed as well. matoro grabbing the mask of life is p iconic in the mahri commercial
This is an amazing YTP, very little earrape or stupid usage of effects, flows perfectly, and great cuts to other movies XD "It seems bashing Matoran is treating you well!" "You should join me sometime!" *Starts punching and brings the whole cavern down*
It's not the fact you were wearing earbuds, it's because you were listening too loud. Some desktop speakers at the same volume would cause the same about of RIPage.
@@ansonx10 I've experienced both and I gotta say earbuds are worse lol speakers just aren't as bad as having the sound blasting directly into your ears XD
This YTP of my favorite childhood toy is exactly what I needed in these troubled times. I especially enjoyed the clean edits between movies. I do hope to see another Bonkle movie. Maybe the TF2 Scout will make a cameo.
Ugh this was so ridiculous. I love it. The opening was golden. The end was hilarious. The way you mesh together base components is awesome! Fits seamlessly.
This video has always been one of my favorite YTPs for just how good the jokes flow and how seamless the editing is, particularly in making the Toa incompetent, but 5:48 is probably my favorite. Everything in that gag just works so well.
I watched Mask of Light again today for the fun of it. Then I find out AlpacaHawk released a Mask of Light YTP the very same day? Surely he is one of the Great Beings in disguise.
I love the little guy giving that sociopath stare as he smothers his buddy in the snow. This was great even though I don't know a damn thing about Bionicle, and I'm glad there's more on the way!
Man you cannot believe how glad I was to see this. Bionicle was a big part of my childhood too... and now there's an alpacahawk video about it... can life get better? Btw I hope you are doing well during quarantine!
“LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS!”
“TAHU NO!”
**TAHU YES**
*drowns Tahu*
Sure thing, after we TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS
5:25 Wohoho, you red the ancient scrolls of Bionicle. Not bad for a youtuber, not bad at all.
“I’m sorry brother, but your village has fallen”
“WELL. LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS”
He got over that fast.
Lewa's look of profound disappointment sells it
DiomedesIsHit Maybe taking a closer look at those falls is Tahu's way of "I'll go get some fresh air" 😂
@@KanohiVahi no he’s just addicted
Everyone grieves differently
"nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask"
"Then let's get a closer look... AT THOSE FALLS!"
@@sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd Saaaame
Best fake-out in history
Alpacahawk: family-friendly
Also Alpacahawk: *EARRAPE*
NO, TAHU, NO!
This is the only joke I thought was being set up that didn't happen
"What about *your* story?"
"Not until Legends of Metru Nui."
"So you're telling me there's a chance"
A good reference for anyone that’s seen the original trilogy XD
I freaking lost it when he said it
@ECKohns ye we got a prequal and a spinoff and a 4th movie that ended on a cliffhanger and was finished in the lego club comic
According to Information I found, Bionicle Stars takes place during the final battle between Mata Nui and Makuta.
The main series ended with Makuta finally being killed and Mata Nui sacrificing himself to save people by giving them a new planet to live on.
This counts as a Shakespeare movie
Funny as soon as you mentioned that there's actually a director with Shakespeare as his last name, Terry Shakespeare who co-directed this movie!
@@IAmInfinitus208 r/woosh
@@IAmInfinitus208 yes, that's the joke...
Can u guys check out my Ytps?
You mean a Tolkien movie
"In the time before time--"
"What about your story?"
"Not until Legends of Metru Nui"
"Ugh, fine"
A+ Jaller and Vakama banter
I was totally waiting for a Land Before Time reference in that scene. =[
Yep
"Hang on a sec! I just gotta go to the bathroom!"
"Let's just get on with it..."
lmao yeah
“There was the cube” Wrong! “Sorry, my bad.”
That be cooler then what we got
A call back to @alpacahawk's transformers poop perhaps?
@@M0rshu64 That's my favorite of his YTPs
Onua is fully prepared to kill for the sake of his monopoly on heavy lifting.
and great butts
now that’s a determined man
"Couldn't have our first match without coca-cola!" lmao idk why i died right there
Same XDDDD
Gotta have that sweet product placement
Product placement,
Product placement everywhere
Frrr the way it was edited was amazing
Gali prefers Pepsi, that’s why she hates Tahu
"Why did the Toa go to the toilet? It was his DUTY!"
*silence*
doody
Find it extra funny that "toa" is short for "toalett" in swedish.. which means toilet.
Olliver reminds me of this one movie reviewer by the name of “Felix”...
that should have been a line in the movie.
I know I wasn't silent 🤣
"We are thankful to the Guardians of the Galaxy."
Yes. Yes we are.
I was expecting them to show up.
Star-Lord ruined the Infinity War by punching Thanos though......
I can't wait for BONKLE 2: Legends of Metropolitan and BONKLE 3: Rise of the Sandwalker.
Zane Shimeall NOW LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS
Don't forget BONKLE: The Legend Unborn!
And bonkle, the legend of the legend
We got legends of metro city
BONKLE 3: Web of Spider-man
I hope Tahu will get a closer look at those falls one day
13:42 Then lets take a closer look...AT THOSE FALLS!
I agree, total missed opportunity
Yep
Can we all agree that was Takanuva’s best line
Please tell me that bionicle is becoming relevant again through memes. Because then this will be the greatest revival in history.
Joxyver H it did come back 5 years ago but it failed
Dude relevant Bionicle memes have been a thing for like 3 years now
There is an RPG game coming out soon by the name of “Bionicle: Quest for Mata Nui”
@@freddoesvox9033 that thing wasn't even real. It was just dumbed down because Lego and all the major kids' toy/entertainment groups think kids can't handle sophistication or anything but dumb jokes and simple plots. It wasn't even Bionicle, they put like no effort into it
awakeningspirit20 Exactly. The real Bionicle ended in 2010.
5:25
Dang! He actually knows the lore well enough to point that out! Impressive.
It's amazing what you can learn when you're not always speak-teachin’
@@AlpacaHawk did you also discover that Macku and Hewkii were not only top Kohlii players, but were also a couple?
@@AlpacaHawk Did you learn how to ride the kikanlo too?
@@bromodragone8405 uhhhhh, not sure about couples existing in bionicle but ok.
@@JustSayin2216 I'm serious. They actually *are* a couple. Turaga Onewa once jokingly conked Hewkii on the head with his staff for waving at her.
8:11 it aint an AlpacaHawwk video without this
Indeed.
the wilhelm scream of AlpacaHawk YTPs
Yep
The number of direct Bionicle references ("What about the Bohrok-Kal?") makes me think AlpacaHawk is secretly a giant Bionicle fan.
I can't believe Moana and the Polynesians copied bionicle
Can’t wait for the unfunny r/woooosh jokes
@@rte3384 they didn't copy bionicle, Avengers Endgame did
No integrity smh
R/wooosh? Somebody had to do it...
Can’t believe New Zealand likes Bionicle so much they appropriated it
"Well, well, well! Whatever happened to 'I quit'?"
>:C
*[hurls Jaller off the cliff]*
Jaller needed a closer look at those falls!
Talk shit get thrown
Half of this video is Takua abusing Jaller
@@KanohiVahi True
That’s why you tip the driver
This is a breakthrough beyond our wildest dreams. Nobel Prize, AlpacaHawk, Nobel Prize and we'll all be rich... I'll see you in Sweden!
It's not about the prizes diego
Wait, Harry says "we'll all be rich"??? I've always thought that line was "well, I'll be rich"...
“You can no longer hide in shadow”
*”I AM SHADOW”*
THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM
Optimus: "Sorry, my bad."
I will lose!
"NOT YET"
You can no longer hide in The Senate!
*I AM THE SENATE!*
We gotta talk about Tahu's obsession with those falls though
We got to take a closer look at it
@@Gapeagle We did
So many times
Indeed, let's take a closer look at those falls.
WELL
LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS
#letstakeacloserlookatthosefalls
Takua forcing Jaller under the snow gets me every time. Your work deserves so much more recognition.
When he said "Then let's take a closer look behind that mask' I thought it was going be: "Then let's take a closer- LOOK AT THOSE FALLS!"
“In the time before time, there was a cube”
I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE
We know not where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us.
Ryan M. So began the war
FancyRapidBow then Megatron consumes all the sandwiches and destroyed Ebay
@@jonathanniebles2493 Or, to be more accurate:
"A war which ravaged our planet until Megatron consumed all the sandwiches and destroyed Cybertron's Ebay."
Ryan M. Thanks man, I forgot several lines and just winged it
I laughed really hard at "Toa Taco, Toa Ga-Ga, and Toa Potato" being introduced. It's like if JelloApocalypse would make a "So this is basically BIONICLE" video.
Here’s what Toa would’ve been called had they been in that scene:
Toa Lulu (for Toa Lewa)
Toa Uno (for Toa Onua)
Toa Koopa (for Toa Kopaka)
@@jacksongibbs8998 Alternatively, Toa Luau for Lewa.
@@HeadsetGuy
Oh yeah that’s a good one
The movies were so much more light hearted than the official story for the toy line
True. I notice Bionicle got progressively-darker. The original years were more light-hearted, but the Metru Nui story expanded the universe so much and made things really complex while the villains got darker. People began to die, which had never happened in the Mata Nui saga. Then after 2006 things were EXTREMELY dark, with some of the most vile villains we've ever seen that were essentially sociopaths. Some were even comically-bad. Then 2009 was essentially our world for half the year, with a bunch of biological beings fighting a resource war and fighting over trade. 2010 was a complete letdown of a year but had it been given the story it deserved it would have probably fit in with the level of darkness of the Metru Nui saga. Maybe because Makuta is involved, and it's a traditional good vs. evil, mono a mono fight. 2003 was Takanuva vs. Makuta. 2004 Vakama vs. Makuta. Then in 2010 it would have been Mata Nui vs. Makuta.
@@revolverswitch
I know it's a ytp but the clips shown have a light hearted tone compared to the lore and the commercials for the toys
Bionicle 2006: haha rapping gangsters
Bionicle 2007: passion of the christ
2004-2008 were definitely Bionicle’s darkest years
@@AqwDragulum can someone show me where to view the bionicle series aaa
13:23 *bounces off makuta's body"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
this made me laugh way too much
Synopsis of the entirety of Bionicle:
"The Makuta was jelly, so Makuta RRREKT Mata Nui!"
Oh I thought he said FRRRICKED lol
“Makuta was jelly” That basically sums up the story.
That and after the League Of Six Kingdoms/Barraki's coup attempt, he started thinking that maybe Mata Nui wasn't the best guardian spirit. It wasn't a bad take, but then everything that came after it was Teridax jumping straight down the slippery slope to "I will become god and rule with an iron fist and cast off all morality to do so as it is a shackle preventing me from doing it."
That coca-cola gag is basically every sporting event
Also, that bit where Vakama says Takanuva's destiny is clear, and then Takanuva immediately said "duty" bother me when I was a kid for some reason, so I'm glad you called that out! 😂
I mean at first glance it is confusing but If you think about it, Vakam sais "Destiny" because he thinks Takanuva WILL defeat Makuta but Takanuva is not so confident and sais "Duty" because he thinks it is what he MUST try to do and not what he WILL do. Or something like that.
@@sirexilon49 This.
I think I got pretty well acquainted with the falls
I would do that too if someone brought up Frozen when I'm enjoying my bonkles.
The Toa just standing there at 11:56 as Jaller and Takua are attacked is literally what happens in the actual movie and it always bothered me.
Like, they can see the Matoran are in trouble, they have more than enough time to get over there, and after defeating the other five Rahkshi, all six Toa against the last one shouldn't be a problem.
I spent years thinking the same thing until a few months ago when I listened to a reading of the novelisation on RUclips. Turns out there was extra happening in that scene that wasn't included in the film, and the battle actually happened differently. Firstly, the Toa didn't initially notice the Rahkshi advancing on the Matoran. But you do notice in the film that after the Rahkshi throws Jaller away, you see Pohatu and Gali jump behind it for a split second. The book explains something like the Toa were trying to hold the Rahkshi, while Takua talks to a dying Jaller. Then the Rahkshi breaks free from their grip just as Takua transforms into a Toa.
Just like how earlier I made a point about the Bohrok-Kal breaching Ta-Koro's gates, I was gonna point this out too. But then I removed it once I found out what the book said. So instead I just made a joke about them choosing to stand there and watch, like how I made Mace Windu stand there and watch Palpatine strike down the other 3 Jedi.
The 'Mask of Light' novel was the only one I hadn't read, so I never knew.
@@AlpacaHawk Huh, interesting. That makes the scene... moderately less egregious.
@@AlpacaHawk now you need to make a ytp of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Maybe reference how Jones is Han Solo, Satipo is Doc Ock and Belloq is Ivan Ooze.
The holy grail of YTPs
BIONICLE YTPs
Having watched Mask of Light just recently this was well timed I'd say
This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen
#letstakeacloserlookatthosefalls
9:13 - 9:36
"Onua, you're so useless sometimes."
Is that Oranges from suddenly's Oranges, creator of consuming the bonkle?
I didn’t think bionicle could get any better
I was wrong
There was a missed opportunity in adding anakin vs obi wan on mustafar
DisparateBroom I did think of Mustafar initially, it's usually my first reference for lava scenes. But that's already been done in a Mask of Light ytp, so I used The Incredibles instead. I think that the transition works a bit nicer because they're both animated sources, and both underground lava caves.
AlpacaHawk Ah, incredibles did go pretty good with it ngl
DisparateBroom There's also the fact that AlpacaHawk has already used this joke in Star Trek: Into Pengwings so it just wouldn't be as funny if it's repeated like that.
@@AlpacaHawk I just rewatched YTP Boiuncle Mask of Sos and it had the Mustafar gag, as well as Jaller being Mr. Aziz saying Now let's (Mr. Aziz) GO!
wtf this is 110% perfect. poor vakama, must be going senile
im genuinely happy rn, thanks
would be really cool to see commercials ytp'ed as well. matoro grabbing the mask of life is p iconic in the mahri commercial
lol idk Ah I see you’re a man of culture as well
Vakama: "in the time before time. There was Time"
Keetongu: "WROOOOONGGGG!!!!"
Vakama: "Sorry, my bad"
I love it. "Let's take a closer look at those falls!"
5:25 Only A True Bionicle Fan Would Know About The Bohrok-Kal Attacking Ta-Koro.
The fact that you can actually make lore references ascends this YTP far above many Mask of Light reviews on RUclips.
Tahu has a very unfortunate addiction to taking a closer look at those falls.
I have waited 17 years for this ytp. Thank you comrade.
I’m also glad that you clearly know your bionicle lore
This is beyond funny... My favourite moments: "Coca Cola", "Aha! Never!", "I surrender", and of course.... "LETS TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS!"
This is an amazing YTP, very little earrape or stupid usage of effects, flows perfectly, and great cuts to other movies XD
"It seems bashing Matoran is treating you well!"
"You should join me sometime!"
*Starts punching and brings the whole cavern down*
Im back! im back! swings* falls* MYYY BACK
"Oh! my back"
I’ve never seen this movie, but this was still super funny
It's a lego classic *chefs kiss*
WATCH IT, and then watch the better ones, the legend reborn is optional
“What about your story?”
*”Not until Legends Of Metru Nui.”*
“Ugh fine..”
13:42 Let's take a closer look at those falls!
1:35 RIP anyone wearing earbuds like me XD
It's not the fact you were wearing earbuds, it's because you were listening too loud. Some desktop speakers at the same volume would cause the same about of RIPage.
@@ansonx10 I've experienced both and I gotta say earbuds are worse lol speakers just aren't as bad as having the sound blasting directly into your ears XD
@@philippaul6039 it's probably a sign you should turn the volume down
„We must drown him“ ... Wasted‘. XDDD 10:05 the whole scene is gold
10:25 10:28
Soundtrack didn't aged at all, still I get goosebumps.
The soundtracks for these movies are genuinely amazing. Cinematic level for a direct to DVD. They're definitely some of my favourites.
"None have breached the gates before, and none shall this day! I surrender."
Press F to TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS!
13:13 Oh look, someone has the high ground
0:45 I was expecting "In the time before time, there was The Land Before Time"
Eventhough this was a YTP, this was so nostalgic to me! Haven't seen this movie in over a decade!
Alternate title: Bockle: The Closer Look at Those Falls
maybe a sequel ytp lol
As soon as heard "Let's take a closer look at those falls!" In your Star Trek video, I couldn't help but hope this day would come.
Top stuff! That Bohrok-Kal reference was a DEEP dive!
I really appreciate that you're doing these based on movies you love, not just what's popular.
This YTP of my favorite childhood toy is exactly what I needed in these troubled times. I especially enjoyed the clean edits between movies.
I do hope to see another Bonkle movie. Maybe the TF2 Scout will make a cameo.
13:14 he probably knew he could’ve done “the high ground” scene but it wouldn’t be an alpaca hawk without a bunch of Spider-Man movie references
13:42 I really thought they were gonna take a closer look at something else.
0:47 Seems like Bionicles were also created by the Allspark Cube.
When you love to take a closer look at those falls 👌🏻🔥🔥
I, Potato, endorse this Coca-Cola sponsored Kohlii match
Thanks Toa Potato
What about Toa’s Taco and Gaga
And the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Thank you Potato, very cool.
Nobody:
Tahu: "LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS!"
#letstakeacloserlookatthosefalls
Lewa: "I am so disappointed.".
"NO, TAHU, NO-"
Ugh this was so ridiculous. I love it. The opening was golden. The end was hilarious. The way you mesh together base components is awesome! Fits seamlessly.
By far the most hilarious sequence is at 13:23. When Takanuva yells the second time I can't help it
I actually watched this movie unironically and its great
I did too 6 months ago
You should have gone for the “First”.
Heh, 69 likes
“LET’S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS”
9:43 I was not expecting a Red vs Blue reference omg. Alpacahawk is top tier
Which episode?
I don't know anything about Bionicle but even without context this is a god-tier YTP
I’m literally just here because I love AlpacaHawk’s videos. I know NOTHING about this series.
I grew up on Bionicle and this is absolutely hilarious.
It makes me so happy to see Bionicle get a quality ytp from one of my favorite ytpers
3:09 Would've been a perfect place to put in a Darth Maul falling scene man! XD
Philip Paul do not question the ELEVATED one
@@commitdie6854 You know I'm right bra lol
This video has always been one of my favorite YTPs for just how good the jokes flow and how seamless the editing is, particularly in making the Toa incompetent, but 5:48 is probably my favorite. Everything in that gag just works so well.
When I flip my water bottle 39 times and it finally falls standing. 12:36
Thank you, your work is what keeps the fandom alive
I watched Mask of Light again today for the fun of it. Then I find out AlpacaHawk released a Mask of Light YTP the very same day? Surely he is one of the Great Beings in disguise.
I love the little guy giving that sociopath stare as he smothers his buddy in the snow.
This was great even though I don't know a damn thing about Bionicle, and I'm glad there's more on the way!
"We must drown him" 😭 that was the most subtle but funny wasted I've seen
Man you cannot believe how glad I was to see this. Bionicle was a big part of my childhood too... and now there's an alpacahawk video about it... can life get better? Btw I hope you are doing well during quarantine!
I don’t know whether it’s because these movies were my childhood, but these are friggin hilarious
There was a legend, that this man, AlpacaHawk, will come back, and save the universe. The prophecy is true.
LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS
13:26 that was smooth movement. Kinda wish sometimes slow mo wasn’t added to parts like this.
3:52 "we couldn't have our first match without coca-cola "
"Makuta was jelly,
so he RECKED Mata Nui"
This has to be the Mona Lisa of Bonkle YTPs.
"We are the knights who say *NI!"*
"I am the herald, and I say *R E E E E E E E ! ! ! "*
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Toa Tahu: Let's take a closer look at those falls!
Thats a contradiction
I never thought someone would create a bionicle ytp and make an awesome one at that
11:35 Should have shown a clip of someone disassembling a Bionicle figure.
Man of Steel Superman 2013 11:38
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mata Nui, it's been ages since I last saw a Bionicle Poop and laughed so hard because of one! Great job! You made my day XD
One of my friends is a connoisseur of Bionicle lore and I've never heard him laugh this hard