Can't breathe from laughing. This was the dumbest thing I've ever watched and I love every second of it to death. Essenger has cooked and my Bonkle brainrot ate well today.
i think ai voices can somtimes be funny in the right context but it feels cheap to use it in the YTP format, plus sentence mixing is just way funnier imo
@@essengerbionicle No truer words. If the speaker isn't randomly changing pitches halfway through a word, it's just not the same. That sounds sarcastic but I'm being sincere. I've been a YTP fan since like 2008.
I was cackling the whole way through lmao, this vid was a roller coaster. Yo Yo Keetongu goes hard, also the Dan Hentschel moment really caught me off guard too LOL. P.S. Big thumbs up to no AI audio, it's the creativity of sentence mixing that makes these so good :]
I remember getting Pingu as my first ever Bionicle. As a kid I didn't get why it didn't have a cool weapon or a spinner like the other sets, but now I really appreciate it for being different in style from the rest of the Bionicle line. Also isn't it weird that they invented a new Rahaga named Iruini for this movie but never made a set version of him?
Dude. At first I was confused why this took so long, but then that disclaimer at the end made it all click. Makes the video that much cooler to. This is incredible!
I alternated between rib-breaking laughter and breathless awe between all the classic vibes, stupid jokes, and masterful edits. I mean 8:00 this sequence made me go from cackling to dropping my jaw. The geniune sentence mixing during the credits song ascended this experience. Each Set Sold Separately indeed
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When I read the title, I thought that Alpacahawk was back.
That "You're history builder!" After Onewa fell sounded mad personal. Also you had me looking around my room for a moment with the JBL sound, thought mine turned on somehow. This shit was oven cooked perfection.
Part way through this, the stream I had paused in the background/multitasking ended because the streamer raided someone, and so this video paused and I sat there for 40 seconds watching nokama at 4:22 as audio of a guy playing metroid played in the background. He even had something happen and said “haha, I’ve never seen that before” and was expecting him to then comment on the characters, like a call back to the opening joke about the dude eating chicken and watching the movie. I just thought it was a brilliant ytp if it can literally freeze and have me still on the edge of my seat waiting for the next big gag. Great meme
Okay now that I finished this I gotta say I absolutely loved it. What a wonderful video. The toy thing made me laugh out loud, super rare for me so thank you. Brilliant stuff
16 mins is the most Bionicle i will have ever interacted with aside from 3 levels of the wii game and 63 listens of as above so below My indoctrination ever increases
Thank you for letting me hear Matau say “all right who farted” Edit: this just keeps getting better as I watch so I’m just gonna cover the whole vid by saying this is top quality
"We cannot afford paper."
These words live in my heart.
The true reason is that there is no paper in the MU (expect for the Scroll of Preparations)
*barks*
In Matau's Mind..
*BARK*
Bionicle YTP? In AD 2024? We are so back
In AD 2024, PooP was beginning.
There's more bionicle ytp, from others
The man who brought us bangers like Empire of Steel and As Above, So Below now unveils his true masterpiece.
Facts
This is the same Essenger?
@@EmperorOfTheScrubsthis is the same exact Essenger
Pretty much! This editing is next-level! Remember back when YTPs were just memey shitposts, now they have their own plotlines, running gags and all!
The smoke alarm chirp destroyed me
"What is THAT? 😩"
Roodaka’s most powerful move: Throw yourself off the edge (it deals mental and physical damage)
And not calling others a simp
EMOSHIONAL DAAMAAGE!
Low Tier Roodaka
"Alright, who fired the tiddy-spinner"
"Iruni!"
*Iruni cackles deviously*
Friendship with Yo Yo Piraka ended, Yo Yo Keetongu is my best friend now.
Whoever was responsible for animating the floor-scrubbing Visorak in the movie could not possibly have been paid enough for their work.
Can't breathe from laughing. This was the dumbest thing I've ever watched and I love every second of it to death. Essenger has cooked and my Bonkle brainrot ate well today.
So you made this using good old fashion sentence mixing, the noble art of the YTP? Very respectable indeed!
i think ai voices can somtimes be funny in the right context but it feels cheap to use it in the YTP format, plus sentence mixing is just way funnier imo
@@essengerbionicle No truer words. If the speaker isn't randomly changing pitches halfway through a word, it's just not the same.
That sounds sarcastic but I'm being sincere. I've been a YTP fan since like 2008.
This is the key to nongu
The worst part about this is that *they let Ahkmou live.*
Tbf he sold me a koli ball the other day and I feel fine
Friends: Gathered ✅️
The Legend of the Bionicle: Listened to again ✅️
Before time: In the time ✅
The Way of the Bionicle: This ✅
The smoked : weed
The Web: of Shadows / Kongu ✅
The assurance at the end that no AI audio was used really means a lot. I fear sentence mixing becoming a lost art.
Clearly they can coexist
@@quantumblur_3145 Agreed. AI isn't that bad.
Look, my Bionicle lore knowledge might be rusty, but how can I forget such an important and integral part such as THE TRAIL OF PEE
Keetongu the first true gigachad.
He teaches the way of the Sigma Male Grindset
When Vakama said “it’s time to spit fire” I got chills. Absolutely amazing movie
Don't forget when he spat fire all over the place
High effort Bionicle YTP, I never expected I would see one in 2024.
Lehvak-Kal at 2:10 LMFAOOOOO
I didn't notice that the first time, hah!
Eventually, Lehvak Kal stopped thinking.
Even if it's just a second long clip 3:36 this Visorak brings me so much joy, I love him so much
Le scrunkly
I believe this is the peak of Essenger content.
The peak of Essenger content so far.
@@Korohpu nah this is it. nothing else will top this
I can't believe we got a Web of Shadows youtube poop before GTA6
14:58 I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED MATAU SAYING HOLY SHIT
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a clearer emotion than when Nokama lost her kite…
Vakama entering the golden heroes mode when jumping to matau is my favorite part.
I was cackling the whole way through lmao, this vid was a roller coaster. Yo Yo Keetongu goes hard, also the Dan Hentschel moment really caught me off guard too LOL. P.S. Big thumbs up to no AI audio, it's the creativity of sentence mixing that makes these so good :]
2:51
Gongu Bomongu Kugu Pougu and Pingu 😂
Reminder that Kongu ran the chute system that was reversed in the second film. The subtitles say so.
“Look you guys! It’s amazing! It’s Kongu!!!!
…..NOT!!”
It was a religious experience watching this live at 11pm on the way back home on a public train, very cool
I’m only 4 minutes in and it already feels like I’ve just experienced a year’s worth of the most PEAK bionicle content
This was nigh-incomprehensible, like any YTP ought to be.
hearing "closer to the truth" as the kite flew away sent me off the edge
I never noticed the core theme of web of shadows until now: people falling from the top of the coliseum
Essenger, acclaimed musician, ace bionicle memer, and now, fkin' YTPer.
Glorious. I love this channel.
10:44 this whole sequence was peak content
I remember getting Pingu as my first ever Bionicle. As a kid I didn't get why it didn't have a cool weapon or a spinner like the other sets, but now I really appreciate it for being different in style from the rest of the Bionicle line.
Also isn't it weird that they invented a new Rahaga named Iruini for this movie but never made a set version of him?
HE'S BEEN COOKING
By mata-nui this is an absolute masterpiece
this isb genuinely the first time ive laughed at a ytp in a loooooooooooong time, thanks for bringing me back to 2009
Dude. At first I was confused why this took so long, but then that disclaimer at the end made it all click. Makes the video that much cooler to. This is incredible!
hunting across all
three movies for words or syllables arguably took about 80% of the time it took to make this lmao
I alternated between rib-breaking laughter and breathless awe between all the classic vibes, stupid jokes, and masterful edits.
I mean 8:00 this sequence made me go from cackling to dropping my jaw.
The geniune sentence mixing during the credits song ascended this experience.
Each Set Sold Separately indeed
When I read the title, I thought that Alpacahawk was back.
I wish ;-; I started with Bionicle 3 since i haven't seen anyone do it yet
@@essengerbionicle
HE'S BAK!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!1!
That "You're history builder!" After Onewa fell sounded mad personal. Also you had me looking around my room for a moment with the JBL sound, thought mine turned on somehow. This shit was oven cooked perfection.
I guess Matau and Iruini found and shared Walt's entire supply. Hit them harder than a Cordac blaster.
This man wants to do anything but release his cover of "Move Along".
Literally.
Anything.
The smoke alarm bit is Incredible
Done with true love for the YTP medium and the source material. Throwing myself off the edge with joy
1:12 Why didnt Nokama actually try this 😂
Part way through this, the stream I had paused in the background/multitasking ended because the streamer raided someone, and so this video paused and I sat there for 40 seconds watching nokama at 4:22 as audio of a guy playing metroid played in the background. He even had something happen and said “haha, I’ve never seen that before” and was expecting him to then comment on the characters, like a call back to the opening joke about the dude eating chicken and watching the movie. I just thought it was a brilliant ytp if it can literally freeze and have me still on the edge of my seat waiting for the next big gag. Great meme
LMAO
That was possibly the best YTP I've ever seen! Absolutely every joke had me giggling! Very well done!
This better be as good as quest for the krusty crab or else I'll jump into the pit waters
"Throw yourself off the edge!"
I WAS FUCKING LOLLING AT THE FIRE ALARM BEEP, most relatable feeling in this ytp
A 16-minute YTP? No way it's good....
Holy Gadunka it's good!
It's been too long since we had a great Bionicle YTP like this one. Brings me back to when I was watching YTPs and Bionicle stop motions as a teenager
2:55 - Ah yes, Pingu, the bionicle character of all time after Umbra
We need a full version of Yo yo, Keetongu ASAP!
But thanks for the video, was a great blast from the past.
I can't put into words how amazing this is and I'm not even that much into Bionicle. Absolutely slaps! Peak cinema!
An ancient art refined for the modern ages.
Matau is a whole ass mood.
finally a weapon to pay respects to alpacahawk
That damn smoke detector...
Okay now that I finished this I gotta say I absolutely loved it. What a wonderful video. The toy thing made me laugh out loud, super rare for me so thank you. Brilliant stuff
The fucking smoke detector at 7:36 tho.
4:32 pretty much sums up the plot of Web of Shadows
That plastic disk shooting noise when Vakama shot his Kanoka Disk in this YTP got me _really_ good.
World Heritage YTP. It's an honour to witness this masterpiece fresh out of the oven.
The hype is real
I haven’t laughed this hard in at least a year, definitely the best sentence mixing example I’ve seen in years.
Best ytp I've ever watched. Love ur work, cant wait for the next part of cursed lore
Oh lordie. We are ballin' with this YTP.
This is peak Bionicle YTP content.
This is one of the alternate realities that Karzahni saw.
This is a Masterpiece, thank you for blessing us with more Bionicle Content in 2024!
why do i get the feeling Matau is the source of the pure elemental chaos that has caused this timeline to look how it does
“throw yourselves off the edge”
*(Undertale music intensive)*
OMG the Bionicle Heroes reference, pure nostalgia that game is!!
15:47 I hope we get a full version of Yo Yo Keetongu, because that shiz slaps af
YO YO, KEETONGU!
@@officialcheetahhopperz1 Keetongu~!
0:44 my man got hit with the power of Strand and unravelled right there.
desk knee moment
Ah yes, the legendary Kongu.
i cant... i cant fuckin believe im still alive to witness this. what a gem.
The best bionicle YTP i've ever seen.
And i saw like 2 of them
I guess Lehvak-Kal is still somewhere in the upper atmophere...hold on, that takes places later in the timeline
Gather the friends, we're so back.
I love how completely psychotic Matau is.
Ah Kongu Ignika is 1,000 years early
Also this is a 10/10
YO YO KEETONGU 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
A SIXTEEN minute Bionicle Poop. This is a certified classic!
8:00 I only realised on my second watchthrough that the song is closer to the truth, that's genius
OMG that was freaking amazing. Please do more quality content like this
The amount of effort and passion in this is unbelievable
🎶 You have no idea what you've just done 🎶
this video saved my life
YTPs are back, nature is healing guys
16 mins is the most Bionicle i will have ever interacted with aside from 3 levels of the wii game and 63 listens of as above so below
My indoctrination ever increases
Play MNOG. You won't regret it.
@@Jpteryx both installations? on my list now thanks!
@@Multi-Waves_Music No just the first one. The second is much more buggy and grindy.
@@Jpteryx thank you for the heads up!
This is PEAK Essenger meme content.
pingu killed me
Also, the Closer to the Truth theme in the background was great
it feels like 2009 again. thank you for this
Vakama became enchanted by those big acrylonitrile butadiene styrene bazonga’s
Truly a Bionicle 3: web of shadows experience.
Thank you for letting me hear Matau say “all right who farted”
Edit: this just keeps getting better as I watch so I’m just gonna cover the whole vid by saying this is top quality