"Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet! A three day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and eggrolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid."
@@Serucipe there's a salmon cannon people made a few years ago to help the fish combat an unswimmable dam wall, if you load up a seasoned, spiced, particularly tasty salmon fillet into the launcher it'll spew bits of soggy cooked fish everywhere, ensuring the creatures never have an uprising.
Song Lyrics: [Verse 1] For centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas have been shrouded in mystica and super-super-super-super-superstition. [Verse 2] Some say it's a hostleee inhabitated by the strangest creeps, others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse. Legend has it that the only hope of ever getting out of there is a mask every deep-sea cucumber has been craving for years, a mask they say everyone is prepared to fuck for and risk their life to possess. But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out. [Verse 3 | Chorus] Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet, a three-day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid.
@@tvfunkyman6269 wrong, the Bionicle buffet only occurs in universes where this video doesn't exist, officially or otherwise. Mutually-exclusive. Neither will know the other.
For centuries. The bottom of the Bottom of the BOTTOM of THE BOTTOM OF THE *B O T T O M* of the deepest *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS…* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"..,And fresh squeezed lemonade, and lithium batteries, and cigarettes, and fingernail clippings,.." I dont understand why this makes me laugh so hard, asides how unphased, but excited he sounds saying all of this.
my god that ending, just one long rap of horrid descriptions, HOW DOES HE DO THAT? SPEW OUT WORDS LIKE THAT WITH SO MUCH DISGUST?! this is the single best thing to come to youtube, I mean IT ENDS ON "BATTERY ACID" as if he's holding a grudge against it! the shear hatred that he speaks with even the underlying song, what a masterpiece
it's not even just that he says grilled salmon twice, it's that he says it WAY later after he's listed off more things than is remotely necessary and by the time he says grilled salmon for the second time, your short term memory has failed and you don't even remember.
The title did not lie. However, I am genuinely interested in what program was used to recreate the narrator’s voice. It sounds spot-on. Obviously an AI voice program of some sort, but which one? And HOW IS IT SO GOOD!?
i thought that this was just going to be some slightly differently worded parody of the original commercial but then it hit me with the bionicle buffet
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Some quality Monty Python style humor there, it goes on for too long but then just keeps on going until you lose it 🤣
As someone who watched this Bionicle video religiously as a kid, I thank you for the chance to once again visit the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest *seeeeeeeeeeeas*
A lot of my favorite characters came from Bionicle 2007, as well as one of my favorite Cryoshell songs. That paired with how awesome the comedy is in this video makes it one of the best things in Earth's history!
When I first saw this video, I legit couldn't stop laughing for like 30 minutes. This is an absolute masterclass in comedy, and it made my day. Thank you.
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There must be a lot of grilled salmon if the narrator mentioned it twice.
And batteries
the best part is that was an accident i was just letting the garbage roll out of my brain
@@essengerbionicleThat's how you know you're a true genius
@@essengerbionicle did you just keep playing the commercial on loop and write down whatever your impulses linked together as you heard the words
@Essenger Bionicle now when will I have access to this buffet?
I love how he keeps saying worse and worse stuff on the buffet but he never completely stops saying edible items
Idk about you but I wouldn't eat a disc launcher
@@maffy715idk about you but i totaly would eat a disc launcher
@@maffy715coward.
"Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet! A three day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and eggrolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid."
Yo I'm fucking dead
@techion_7776 My deepest condolences for your loss
Aaaaw, someone had already done it
I was started laughing at coins bc it just kept going on but it got so random near the end 😂
new copypasta let's go
"A mask, they say, everyone is prepared to fuck for"
That killed me, im glad i stumbled upon this video today.
The only way to find out is to fuck around and find out
bionicle presents the bionicle annual buffet
A Three day event Featuring
an all you can eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon
@@sportsrook8282 and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis
Ever since someone on twitter pointed out the two uses of grilled salmon it’s been the funniest part of the video for me
There's another use besides eating?
@@Serucipe launching
@@quantumblur_3145 With and at what?
@@Serucipe with a midak skyblaster at the makuta's children
@@Serucipe there's a salmon cannon people made a few years ago to help
the fish combat an unswimmable dam wall, if you load up a seasoned, spiced, particularly tasty salmon fillet into the launcher it'll spew bits of soggy cooked fish everywhere, ensuring the creatures never have an uprising.
"Others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse"
Maybe the fecal matter everywhere makes it extremely hazardous and dangerous, ai?
I thought this would start out fine then get bad but it started horrible and became downright foul 💀
“A mask everyone is prepared to fuck for” had me laughing way harder than it should have
A mask they say*
😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone is prepared to fffFUCK for and risk their life to possess
Song Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
For centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas have been shrouded in mystica and super-super-super-super-superstition.
[Verse 2]
Some say it's a hostleee inhabitated by the strangest creeps, others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse. Legend has it that the only hope of ever getting out of there is a mask every deep-sea cucumber has been craving for years, a mask they say everyone is prepared to fuck for and risk their life to possess. But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out.
[Verse 3 | Chorus]
Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet, a three-day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid.
The buffet sent me I’m done 💀
and BATTERY ACID.
@@Halfcrabs AND SPOILED YOGURT
@@YasaiTsume and lithium batteries
And protodermis
@@Ironman99-c8e and ussal crabs
"Every sea cucumber" got me good
“Some say it’s a hostel inhabited by the strangest creeps” describes every one of my backpacking vacations in Europe
Just a reminder: If multiverse theory is true, then there's at least one universe where this is the actual Barraki commercial.
Multiverse theory is the correct time travel
And there is an annual bionicle buffet in that universe.
@@tvfunkyman6269 wrong, the Bionicle buffet only occurs in universes where this video doesn't exist, officially or otherwise. Mutually-exclusive. Neither will know the other.
Multiverse theory just means things that _had a possibility_ of occurring occurred. This did not.
correction: because there are infinite number of universes, this is the original script for the comercial in an infinite number of universes.
This is what Matoro sacrificed himself for
We need a part two to this. This ad must be completed.
"You may think your troubles are over, prepare your butt, things about about to get tighter!"
Bruh... I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
"But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out"
Ah yes, this floor is made of floor.
This is already amazing alone but if you released the full Piraka Rap/Creeping in My Soul mashup as its own video I would be floored.
That would be great. A third track was in there too that I didn’t recognize.
Was it a rhythmic beat like DUDUH 2..3..4.. DUDUH 2..3..4? THAT might be Gravity Hurts.
@@JonCrs10 Yo yo! Gravity in my soul
@edgyelectrokinetic6761 Piraka? In MY Gravity?
@@dogdog357 More likely than you think!
The aggressive, half-minute long listing of both edible and comically inedible objects made me go into a laughing fit
Genuinely brilliant meme
This guy is singlehandedly creating meme content on the level of 04 quality
Deep sea cucumber
I didn't start laughing until the video finished and I processed exactly what the hell I'd just watched. This was a mental flashbang from god.
I love how the buffet has protodermis XD
"But the ony way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out"
Imma stead that line
Friendly reminder: the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out
For centuries.
The bottom
of the Bottom
of the BOTTOM
of THE BOTTOM
OF THE *B O T T O M*
of the deepest *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS…*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t know why but I lost it at Disk Launcher
What years without new Bionicle News does to a guy:
This man just goes on a tangent of his to-do list posed as an all you can eat buffet
i cry every time i think about this. the narrator sounds so angry when he's listing off the inedible items on the buffet menu
I remember back when I was a kid, I so badly wanted there to be a Bionicle themed Pizza Hut.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams
I haven't laughed this hard in years. The buffet fucking killed me. My diaphragm is cramping
I'm glad I'm not the only one, I couldn't agree with this comment more
It went on for so long and I'm crying now
I love my pies, pastries, pizzas, grilled salmon, ussal crabs, dumplings, cakes, sandwiches, protodermis, stuffed peppers, mutton, briskets, rusty nails, coins, disc launchers, meatballs, fresh squeezed lemonade, lithium batteries, cigarettes, fingernail clippings, deviled eggs, bicycle chains, cone snails, acorns, scorpions, cactus needles, rubber bands, pencil shavings, GRILLED SALMON, egg rolls, spoiled yogurt, staples, witchetty grubs, paint chips, rotten cheese, battery acid more than anyone else here
I love how, for the first few seconds, it sounds like a RUclips poop before it hits you with the outhouse and deep sea cucumber
former title: "bionicle barraki commercial but the longer you watch it gets worse"
....correct me if needed.
"..,And fresh squeezed lemonade, and lithium batteries, and cigarettes, and fingernail clippings,.."
I dont understand why this makes me laugh so hard, asides how unphased, but excited he sounds saying all of this.
The annual bionicle buffet just kills me every time, it's so powerful
This is a format I’m SOCKED hasn’t caught on yet with AI
I held it together for so long…
Then I heard “Yo yo Piraka” and immediately died.
10/10 buffet compliments to the chef
They only had to pump my stomach twice
Me: **eating cornflakes**
My son telling me thr latest episode of his favorite cartoon
Hahah😂
That's a very inclusive buffet. There's something on the menu for everyone and everything.
Holy sh•t when the Piraka Rap came in, that sent me. You have undoubtedly sent a lot of people with this
Sending so many people to the Depths to mutate and grow horrid appendages
my god that ending, just one long rap of horrid descriptions, HOW DOES HE DO THAT? SPEW OUT WORDS LIKE THAT WITH SO MUCH DISGUST?!
this is the single best thing to come to youtube, I mean IT ENDS ON "BATTERY ACID" as if he's holding a grudge against it! the shear hatred that he speaks with
even the underlying song, what a masterpiece
Elevenlabs does really visceral deliveries at complete random, it's great
Thought this was going to be a YTP, but the AI narrator’s voice really elevated it!
10/10
Can we all come together as Bionicle fans to make an actual Bionicle buffet event for us all to enjoy together
But who will bring the Protodermis?
@@edgyelectrokinetic6761 that'd be me 😎
time to bust out the choking hazards
I'm Greek, so I'll bring the spoiled yogurt. 😋
It took me months, but I've collected enough fingernail clippings to make it happen
i'm about to bloody cry, this is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. THE GRILLED SALMON
I liked the old title better! It made the halfway point completely random and out of nowhere!
the Piraka vocals are just the icing on the cake
This collaboration was way better than their All-American Rejects collab. Long love the buffet!
I lost it when the Piraka Rap started.
This video hurt me in a way I can't describe.
i'd love to have that mashup of Creeping in my soul and piraka
I thought the quality was gonna dip as the video went on but this works
Just now realized the pile of bionicle pieces at the very end resembling a pile of bones
Seen this on bionicle maskposting too lmao
I'M HAVING A STROKE AAA-
it's not even just that he says grilled salmon twice, it's that he says it WAY later after he's listed off more things than is remotely necessary and by the time he says grilled salmon for the second time, your short term memory has failed and you don't even remember.
The title did not lie. However, I am genuinely interested in what program was used to recreate the narrator’s voice. It sounds spot-on. Obviously an AI voice program of some sort, but which one? And HOW IS IT SO GOOD!?
I think Uberduck allows you to train your own ai voice.
@@DissedRedEngie this is elevenlabs
nah essenger just has tony wedgewood chained up in their basement
I lost it at "witchetty grubs!"
"Dekar! We have to go to the Pit to get me Mask of Loife!"
Oi m'kootr, spare us a cig?
The internet has finally reached its final form. This is perfection!
Strong. Strong. Strong video. This could EXPLODE if it found its way into the algorithm
thought i was watching a YTP at first then i realized it was something far more sinister but it was too late by then
ngl that bionicle buffet sounds pretty good
bro he never stopped everytime I expected him to stop listing things he just kept going
i thought that this was just going to be some slightly differently worded parody of the original commercial but then it hit me with the bionicle buffet
was this made with an AI voice generator? Do you got a link to that?
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Some quality Monty Python style humor there, it goes on for too long but then just keeps on going until you lose it 🤣
"Yo Yo Piraka" starting to play in the background sent me xD
Im sorry but the entire buffet list has me in tears
not the deep sea cucumbers willing to fuck around and find out
The music remixing in the background was honestly pretty good.
I use to love this Bionicle commercial growing up. Thanks for turning it into a meme for more enjoyment. 😅
I just started watching your content and as a Bionicle fan, this is gold!
I coughed up my lungs when the Piraka rap kicked in. I wasn’t fucking expecting that at all.
creeping in my soul to piraka rap was unprecedented but welcome
As someone who watched this Bionicle video religiously as a kid, I thank you for the chance to once again visit the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest *seeeeeeeeeeeas*
A lot of my favorite characters came from Bionicle 2007, as well as one of my favorite Cryoshell songs. That paired with how awesome the comedy is in this video makes it one of the best things in Earth's history!
"But the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around.. and find out."
Truer words have never been spoken
"Shrouded in Mistika"
I see what you did there
Dude I love you, thank for helping to keep bionicle content alive
jfc 🤣🤣 laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, so hey, authentic undersea experience. god im hungry now
I dont know why but "spoiled yogurt" had me rollin'
When the Piraka Rap came in, I absolutely lost it. Havent laughed that hard at anything in a long time.
I LOVED THIS Bionicle era.. the baraki scary era this was my favorite theme next to the spider ones,the original ones and the paraka too. 🙏🏽💚
The fucking buffet part is on par with a Monty Python skit.
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When I first saw this video, I legit couldn't stop laughing for like 30 minutes.
This is an absolute masterclass in comedy, and it made my day. Thank you.
"The only way to ever find out, is to fuck around and find out." Truly a brave scientific mind
"The only way to ever find out, is to fuck around, and find out"
“Oh you like food? Name every food item.”
This guy: “Bet”
is nobody talking about that smooth remix of piraka rap and creeping in my soul
& Knuckles. Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.
Joke, joke never changes
Each meal consumed separately.
Full version of that song please.🥶🥶
Piraka Rap
I have actually watched this over 20 times in one day, my god
Happy one year anniversary to this video! The annual buffet is here once again! Save me some rusty nails.
what kind of crabs and grubs will be there? I couldn't tell what he was saying
I can't figure out the grubs but I am fairly certain that he said Ussal crabs.
@@Makutros thank you, I can't wait to go to the buffet!
I think the only thing I would have changed would be to make the line “The only way of ever finding out is to go there and fuck around for yourself.”
battery acid sounds like it should be a freaky cocktail
This is a new and amazing form of comedy I never knew I wanted!
The bionicle buffet is sooo mukbang worthy