"Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet! A three day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and eggrolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid."
@@Serucipe there's a salmon cannon people made a few years ago to help the fish combat an unswimmable dam wall, if you load up a seasoned, spiced, particularly tasty salmon fillet into the launcher it'll spew bits of soggy cooked fish everywhere, ensuring the creatures never have an uprising.
@@tvfunkyman6269 wrong, the Bionicle buffet only occurs in universes where this video doesn't exist, officially or otherwise. Mutually-exclusive. Neither will know the other.
Song Lyrics: [Verse 1] For centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas have been shrouded in mystica and super-super-super-super-superstition. [Verse 2] Some say it's a hostleee inhabitated by the strangest creeps, others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse. Legend has it that the only hope of ever getting out of there is a mask every deep-sea cucumber has been craving for years, a mask they say everyone is prepared to fuck for and risk their life to possess. But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out. [Verse 3 | Chorus] Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet, a three-day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid.
For centuries. The bottom of the Bottom of the BOTTOM of THE BOTTOM OF THE *B O T T O M* of the deepest *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS…* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
it's not even just that he says grilled salmon twice, it's that he says it WAY later after he's listed off more things than is remotely necessary and by the time he says grilled salmon for the second time, your short term memory has failed and you don't even remember.
"..,And fresh squeezed lemonade, and lithium batteries, and cigarettes, and fingernail clippings,.." I dont understand why this makes me laugh so hard, asides how unphased, but excited he sounds saying all of this.
my god that ending, just one long rap of horrid descriptions, HOW DOES HE DO THAT? SPEW OUT WORDS LIKE THAT WITH SO MUCH DISGUST?! this is the single best thing to come to youtube, I mean IT ENDS ON "BATTERY ACID" as if he's holding a grudge against it! the shear hatred that he speaks with even the underlying song, what a masterpiece
A lot of my favorite characters came from Bionicle 2007, as well as one of my favorite Cryoshell songs. That paired with how awesome the comedy is in this video makes it one of the best things in Earth's history!
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Some quality Monty Python style humor there, it goes on for too long but then just keeps on going until you lose it 🤣
i thought that this was just going to be some slightly differently worded parody of the original commercial but then it hit me with the bionicle buffet
The title did not lie. However, I am genuinely interested in what program was used to recreate the narrator’s voice. It sounds spot-on. Obviously an AI voice program of some sort, but which one? And HOW IS IT SO GOOD!?
When I first saw this video, I legit couldn't stop laughing for like 30 minutes. This is an absolute masterclass in comedy, and it made my day. Thank you.
As someone who watched this Bionicle video religiously as a kid, I thank you for the chance to once again visit the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest *seeeeeeeeeeeas*
**BIONICLE is back, you MEATHEADS!** Ancient legends tell of a filthy burrow in the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas where you'll find a nest of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disk launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid that'll make you SHIT YOUR BALLS. Grab a fork and knife and get ready to crack open a cans of pure BASTARDRY. Introducing the Barraki: Six new reasons to upset your stomach. Hang on to your BOLLOCKS as they blast the Matoran of Mahri Nui to kingdom come...and give them food poisoning. New Mutant Sushi Felons from BIONICLE. **FUCK IT. WE GRILL SALMON.**
There must be a lot of grilled salmon if the narrator mentioned it twice.
And batteries
the best part is that was an accident i was just letting the garbage roll out of my brain
@@essengerbionicleThat's how you know you're a true genius
@@essengerbionicle did you just keep playing the commercial on loop and write down whatever your impulses linked together as you heard the words
@Essenger Bionicle now when will I have access to this buffet?
I love how he keeps saying worse and worse stuff on the buffet but he never completely stops saying edible items
Idk about you but I wouldn't eat a disc launcher
@@maffy715idk about you but i totaly would eat a disc launcher
@@maffy715coward.
@@maffy715 well i did once
The buffet sent me I’m done 💀
and BATTERY ACID.
@@Halfcrabs AND SPOILED YOGURT
@@YasaiTsume and lithium batteries
And protodermis
@@Ironman99-c8e and ussal crabs
“Some say it’s a hostel inhabited by the strangest creeps” describes every one of my backpacking vacations in Europe
"Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet! A three day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and eggrolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid."
Yo I'm fucking dead
@techion_7776 My deepest condolences for your loss
Aaaaw, someone had already done it
I was started laughing at coins bc it just kept going on but it got so random near the end 😂
new copypasta let's go
"A mask, they say, everyone is prepared to fuck for"
That killed me, im glad i stumbled upon this video today.
The only way to find out is to fuck around and find out
bionicle presents the bionicle annual buffet
A Three day event Featuring
an all you can eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon
@@sportsrook8282 and ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis
"Others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse"
Maybe the fecal matter everywhere makes it extremely hazardous and dangerous, ai?
Ever since someone on twitter pointed out the two uses of grilled salmon it’s been the funniest part of the video for me
There's another use besides eating?
@@Serucipe launching
@@quantumblur_3145 With and at what?
@@Serucipe with a midak skyblaster at the makuta's children
@@Serucipe there's a salmon cannon people made a few years ago to help
the fish combat an unswimmable dam wall, if you load up a seasoned, spiced, particularly tasty salmon fillet into the launcher it'll spew bits of soggy cooked fish everywhere, ensuring the creatures never have an uprising.
“A mask everyone is prepared to fuck for” had me laughing way harder than it should have
A mask they say*
😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone is prepared to fffFUCK for and risk their life to possess
"Every sea cucumber" got me good
Deep sea cucumber
I thought this would start out fine then get bad but it started horrible and became downright foul 💀
Yeah I agree, grilled salmon is nasty 🤢
"But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out"
Ah yes, this floor is made of floor.
Just a reminder: If multiverse theory is true, then there's at least one universe where this is the actual Barraki commercial.
Multiverse theory is the correct time travel
And there is an annual bionicle buffet in that universe.
@@tvfunkyman6269 wrong, the Bionicle buffet only occurs in universes where this video doesn't exist, officially or otherwise. Mutually-exclusive. Neither will know the other.
Multiverse theory just means things that _had a possibility_ of occurring occurred. This did not.
correction: because there are infinite number of universes, this is the original script for the comercial in an infinite number of universes.
Song Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
For centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas have been shrouded in mystica and super-super-super-super-superstition.
[Verse 2]
Some say it's a hostleee inhabitated by the strangest creeps, others that it serves as a dangerous outhouse. Legend has it that the only hope of ever getting out of there is a mask every deep-sea cucumber has been craving for years, a mask they say everyone is prepared to fuck for and risk their life to possess. But the only way of ever finding out is to fuck around and find out.
[Verse 3 | Chorus]
Bionicle presents the annual Bionicle buffet, a three-day event featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disc launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid.
Thank you, I needed the lyrics for my epic cover of this
This is already amazing alone but if you released the full Piraka Rap/Creeping in My Soul mashup as its own video I would be floored.
That would be great. A third track was in there too that I didn’t recognize.
Was it a rhythmic beat like DUDUH 2..3..4.. DUDUH 2..3..4? THAT might be Gravity Hurts.
@@JonCrs10 Yo yo! Gravity in my soul
@edgyelectrokinetic6761 Piraka? In MY Gravity?
@@dogdog357 More likely than you think!
Genuinely brilliant meme
This guy is singlehandedly creating meme content on the level of 04 quality
The aggressive, half-minute long listing of both edible and comically inedible objects made me go into a laughing fit
This is what Matoro sacrificed himself for
We need a part two to this. This ad must be completed.
"You may think your troubles are over, prepare your butt, things about about to get tighter!"
Bruh... I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't start laughing until the video finished and I processed exactly what the hell I'd just watched. This was a mental flashbang from god.
I haven't laughed this hard in years. The buffet fucking killed me. My diaphragm is cramping
I'm glad I'm not the only one, I couldn't agree with this comment more
It went on for so long and I'm crying now
"But the ony way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out"
Imma stead that line
I love how the buffet has protodermis XD
This man just goes on a tangent of his to-do list posed as an all you can eat buffet
I don’t know why but I lost it at Disk Launcher
Friendly reminder: the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around and find out
i cry every time i think about this. the narrator sounds so angry when he's listing off the inedible items on the buffet menu
For centuries.
The bottom
of the Bottom
of the BOTTOM
of THE BOTTOM
OF THE *B O T T O M*
of the deepest *SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS…*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love my pies, pastries, pizzas, grilled salmon, ussal crabs, dumplings, cakes, sandwiches, protodermis, stuffed peppers, mutton, briskets, rusty nails, coins, disc launchers, meatballs, fresh squeezed lemonade, lithium batteries, cigarettes, fingernail clippings, deviled eggs, bicycle chains, cone snails, acorns, scorpions, cactus needles, rubber bands, pencil shavings, GRILLED SALMON, egg rolls, spoiled yogurt, staples, witchetty grubs, paint chips, rotten cheese, battery acid more than anyone else here
What years without new Bionicle News does to a guy:
I love how, for the first few seconds, it sounds like a RUclips poop before it hits you with the outhouse and deep sea cucumber
This is a format I’m SOCKED hasn’t caught on yet with AI
10/10 buffet compliments to the chef
They only had to pump my stomach twice
I remember back when I was a kid, I so badly wanted there to be a Bionicle themed Pizza Hut.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams
it's not even just that he says grilled salmon twice, it's that he says it WAY later after he's listed off more things than is remotely necessary and by the time he says grilled salmon for the second time, your short term memory has failed and you don't even remember.
Me: **eating cornflakes**
My son telling me thr latest episode of his favorite cartoon
Hahah😂
The annual bionicle buffet just kills me every time, it's so powerful
Holy sh•t when the Piraka Rap came in, that sent me. You have undoubtedly sent a lot of people with this
Sending so many people to the Depths to mutate and grow horrid appendages
former title: "bionicle barraki commercial but the longer you watch it gets worse"
....correct me if needed.
"..,And fresh squeezed lemonade, and lithium batteries, and cigarettes, and fingernail clippings,.."
I dont understand why this makes me laugh so hard, asides how unphased, but excited he sounds saying all of this.
my god that ending, just one long rap of horrid descriptions, HOW DOES HE DO THAT? SPEW OUT WORDS LIKE THAT WITH SO MUCH DISGUST?!
this is the single best thing to come to youtube, I mean IT ENDS ON "BATTERY ACID" as if he's holding a grudge against it! the shear hatred that he speaks with
even the underlying song, what a masterpiece
Elevenlabs does really visceral deliveries at complete random, it's great
I held it together for so long…
Then I heard “Yo yo Piraka” and immediately died.
i'm about to bloody cry, this is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. THE GRILLED SALMON
Thought this was going to be a YTP, but the AI narrator’s voice really elevated it!
10/10
That's a very inclusive buffet. There's something on the menu for everyone and everything.
thought i was watching a YTP at first then i realized it was something far more sinister but it was too late by then
the Piraka vocals are just the icing on the cake
I lost it when the Piraka Rap started.
A lot of my favorite characters came from Bionicle 2007, as well as one of my favorite Cryoshell songs. That paired with how awesome the comedy is in this video makes it one of the best things in Earth's history!
This collaboration was way better than their All-American Rejects collab. Long love the buffet!
This video hurt me in a way I can't describe.
I'M HAVING A STROKE AAA-
& Knuckles. Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.
Joke, joke never changes
Can we all come together as Bionicle fans to make an actual Bionicle buffet event for us all to enjoy together
But who will bring the Protodermis?
@@edgyelectrokinetic6761 that'd be me 😎
time to bust out the choking hazards
I'm Greek, so I'll bring the spoiled yogurt. 😋
It took me months, but I've collected enough fingernail clippings to make it happen
not the deep sea cucumbers willing to fuck around and find out
I thought the quality was gonna dip as the video went on but this works
"Shrouded in Mistika"
I see what you did there
Happy one year anniversary to this video! The annual buffet is here once again! Save me some rusty nails.
I liked the old title better! It made the halfway point completely random and out of nowhere!
The internet has finally reached its final form. This is perfection!
Just now realized the pile of bionicle pieces at the very end resembling a pile of bones
Seen this on bionicle maskposting too lmao
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Some quality Monty Python style humor there, it goes on for too long but then just keeps on going until you lose it 🤣
"Yo Yo Piraka" starting to play in the background sent me xD
creeping in my soul to piraka rap was unprecedented but welcome
I lost it at "witchetty grubs!"
"Dekar! We have to go to the Pit to get me Mask of Loife!"
Oi m'kootr, spare us a cig?
bro he never stopped everytime I expected him to stop listing things he just kept going
i'd love to have that mashup of Creeping in my soul and piraka
i thought that this was just going to be some slightly differently worded parody of the original commercial but then it hit me with the bionicle buffet
When the Piraka Rap came in, I absolutely lost it. Havent laughed that hard at anything in a long time.
The title did not lie. However, I am genuinely interested in what program was used to recreate the narrator’s voice. It sounds spot-on. Obviously an AI voice program of some sort, but which one? And HOW IS IT SO GOOD!?
I think Uberduck allows you to train your own ai voice.
@@DissedRedEngie this is elevenlabs
nah essenger just has tony wedgewood chained up in their basement
I dont know why but "spoiled yogurt" had me rollin'
is nobody talking about that smooth remix of piraka rap and creeping in my soul
The fucking buffet part is on par with a Monty Python skit.
Strong. Strong. Strong video. This could EXPLODE if it found its way into the algorithm
I coughed up my lungs when the Piraka rap kicked in. I wasn’t fucking expecting that at all.
Each meal consumed separately.
Dude I love you, thank for helping to keep bionicle content alive
When I first saw this video, I legit couldn't stop laughing for like 30 minutes.
This is an absolute masterclass in comedy, and it made my day. Thank you.
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I cant even make it 5 seconds in man
"At the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest SeEeEeEeEeEeEaAaAaAaAa"
jfc 🤣🤣 laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, so hey, authentic undersea experience. god im hungry now
"But the only way of ever finding out, is to fuck around.. and find out."
Truer words have never been spoken
I LOVED THIS Bionicle era.. the baraki scary era this was my favorite theme next to the spider ones,the original ones and the paraka too. 🙏🏽💚
That is the hardest I have laughed in a long time
The bionicle buffet is sooo mukbang worthy
ngl that bionicle buffet sounds pretty good
I use to love this Bionicle commercial growing up. Thanks for turning it into a meme for more enjoyment. 😅
The music remixing in the background was honestly pretty good.
“Oh you like food? Name every food item.”
This guy: “Bet”
As someone who watched this Bionicle video religiously as a kid, I thank you for the chance to once again visit the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest *seeeeeeeeeeeas*
The disc launchers were kinda yummy though, I'm tempted to attend.
all of this could be found in my childhood bionicle box
Yeah I’ll have the spoiled yogurt with a side of bike chain
I have actually watched this over 20 times in one day, my god
Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea "bionicle... you meatheads"
**BIONICLE is back, you MEATHEADS!**
Ancient legends tell of a filthy burrow in the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas
where you'll find a nest of pies and pastries and pizza and grilled salmon and Ussal crabs and dumplings and cakes and sandwiches and protodermis and stuffed peppers and mutton and brisket and rusty nails and coins and disk launchers and meatballs and fresh squeezed lemonade and lithium batteries and cigarettes and fingernail clippings and deviled eggs and bicycle chains and cone snails and acorns and scorpions and cactus needles and rubber bands and pencil shavings and grilled salmon and egg rolls and spoiled yogurt and staples and witchetty grubs and paint chips and rotten cheese and battery acid that'll make you SHIT YOUR BALLS.
Grab a fork and knife and get ready to crack open a cans of pure BASTARDRY.
Introducing the Barraki: Six new reasons to upset your stomach. Hang on to your BOLLOCKS as they blast the Matoran of Mahri Nui to kingdom come...and give them food poisoning.
New Mutant Sushi Felons from BIONICLE.
**FUCK IT. WE GRILL SALMON.**
was this made with an AI voice generator? Do you got a link to that?
i love how at 0:58 they look like it caught their attention
battery acid sounds like it should be a freaky cocktail
The first ten seconds KILLED me xd
The comedic timing is perfect.