The Lighthouse, but it's edited like a Spongebob episode
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- Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024
- Ye fancy me Krabby Patties? (HEAVY SPOILERS)
The self-quarantine made me do this. May Neptune have mercy on my soul.
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Krusty Krab theme trap remix:
Normal version • SpongeBob Trap Remix "...
Earrape version: • SpongeBob Trap Remix (...
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Music really does make the scenes here.
Yer fond of me Krabby Patty, say it
I can hear Krabs and Squidward having this argument so vividly.
I want a goddamn Chum Stick!
Argargargargarg
Joey Prosser Dafoe’s performance basically is Krabs
Is this the lighthouse?
No ths is winslow!
The Lighthouse is what the Krusty Krab would be like if it was just Mr.Krabs and Squidward.
Squidward Cullen. You're welcome!
@Terra Novei Weren't Squidward and Mr. Krabs already working at the Krusty Krab without Spongebob before the first episode?
Gibby Gabs yes when spongebob went to that fancy french restaurant
@@connergilby605 Sure, but it's still a funny premise by which to parody The Lighthouse.
Patrick and Spongebob are the seabirds who keep annoying Howard (Squidward)
Bad luck to kill a jellyfish.
Lol!
Tarkus Them’s the souls of dead barnacle-heads......
= Best ELP song.
= Best ELP song.
I think you mean clams. Jellyfish are more like butterfly's in Spongebob.
This unironically looks like it could be a live action segment from an earlier episode of spongebob.
Minus the wanking and the seagull eating bits...
Yar kill a sea bird
were we watching the same show? kids' tv?
lola you’re right.
Nosferatu!
My favourite part is that this edit makes the film no less unsettling.
“Are you ready kids?” UNLEASHES UNHOLY SCREAMS OF DAMNED SAILORS. Yep, sounds about right
Somehow the end was even more disturbing in this version. I didn’t have much of a problem in the theatres but I almost couldn’t handle it in this video. That was horrifying.
For me it made the whole thing hilarious lol
Especially 3:30
VenomShock I lol’d at the whole thing idk what you’re saying
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for NEPTUNE’s CURSE UPON YE WINSLOW!
Down in the deep blue sea!
N is for no survivors! When you!
alright that broke me, lol.
This is the most underrated comment
I love that the comment even has the correct number of sylables
⚰️⚰️⚰️
I was disappointed when he fell down the stairs and you didn't edit in "my leg"
Also should've put a "two hours later" time card in there somewhere.
This an Chris's idea are gold!
It's actually perfect the way it is already
Or have an explosion happen when he reaches the bottom, followed by Squidward’s voice saying “Ooowwww”.
This is the one thing that could’ve improved upon the light sequence
The Lighthouse is a flawless movie, there is no way to improv-
RIGHT
*observe*
@Logan Weatherhead two men go crazy whilst care taking for a lighthouse.
@Logan Weatherhead _Silent Hill,_ but with The Green Goblin playing Mr Krabs and the sparkly Nsync vampire playing Squidward.
Closer to a Spongebob episode, but still manages to look like Eraserhead somehow. 🤨
Thomas Wake: So this is the thanks I get for working overtime
Thomas Howard: OOOOVVVEERRTTIIIIIMMMMEEE?!
Davis A. Ohh god lol
Davis A. Looool!
Davis A. This comment deadass got me more interested in seeing the movie. Even read it in their voices, LMAO
DEAD
TF2 administrator: *OVAHTIME!*
Can't believe they had Larry the Lobster for dinner.
They were fond of him.
“Observe”
What about Mister Crabs?
Mister Krabs is the lighthouse keeper. In fact, this whole comparison started because their voices are similar.
And later Squidward fantasized/hallucinated doing Princess Mindy the mermaid!
This feels more like a 1930s comedy than a spongebob episode
Charlie Chaplin shows up
“U summons me?”
right? i was immediately reminded of chaplin
I wanted to make a Nosefratu joke (in reference to "The Graveyard Shift") but it came out in the 1920s unforunately.
@@stanko1564 SpongeBob started in 1999.
@@JaredGriffiths2000 whoosh
This made me realize how good the spongebob soundtrack is.
It's a hell of a bop
The spongebob soundtrack is phenomenal!!
“Maybe if we play really loud, people will think we’re good! Ready everyone? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!”
*LIGHTHOUSE HORN*
"To bad that didn't kill me"
WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT IT ALIGNED PERFECTLY WITH THE VIDEO OMG LMAAAO
"Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us."
*_OOOOH LE YALLER GIIIIRLS, DOODLE LET ME GOOOO_*
I'd just blast Doodle Let Me Go from the end credits
"How long have we been on this rock? Five weeks? Two days?"
"THREE! Take it or leave it!"
"GIVE IT UP FOR DAY TWENTY-THREE!"
It took us three days to clean that cistern! THREE DAYS!
WHY'D YA SPILL YER BEANS, SQUIDWARD?
"The boy cried you a sweater of tears. And you kill him....
...and could use a smoke."
Missing a French narrator "Four Weeks Later" title.
"Five weeks or two days later"
“One Eternity later”
@@rhubarbdude3347 this needs more likes
"Eventually"
One pair of pants later.
Mr. Krabs be laughing like: haark hark hark hark hark
Thank you Nick Gurr
Nick Gurr I'm screaming 💀💀
NCC-1701-HUFFLEPUFF no you’re not. You probably just looked at his comment and exhaled a bit harder.
It's more of an AAAAAAHHHGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
“If I had a Krusty Krab burger Mr. Krabs....I’d....I’d..... (dolphin screech) it.”
Lmaoooo
It's the fact that you included the dolphin sound...
*chef's kiss*
Ya don't like me chum?
You’ve managed to turn a great film into an absolute masterpiece
D. Scott +1
hey ferris
Well it was already a masterpiece, but he turned it into the greatest masterpiece in existence.
This film was a great film ? Did i miss something ?
@Baron von Stubby Stick to Marvel then
Starring Krabby Pattinson and Squillem Dafoe
Squidward Cullen. You're welcome!
@@MixedFeelers Now you need to come up with a matching pun combining Willem Dafoe and Mr. (Eugene) Krabs.
@@dogman15 . . . Green Krablin? Best I got.
Good ones
This comment lives in my head rent free
-Thomas Howard get's on his knees and begs to go in the lantern
- Thomas Wake: "Oh boo hoo!, let me play a sad song for ye on the world's smallest violin"
Lighthouse fans: "The Lighthouse was the best film of 2019, beautifully intelligent"
Also Lighthouse fans: " *Wait* , do-on't tell me. You want me to run down to the cliff and dump all our shit, then you want me to run back here so you can say 'Argh, Winslow, ye been neglecting your duties!' and then I'll say 'but sir, I'm only doing what you said!' and then you'll say 'but we're not talking about beans, or lobster, we're talking about *the lantern* '"
This is probably my favorite RUclips comment section in any video ever
As a lighthouse fan, I can confirm
Did I seriously spoil The Lighthouse to myself by watching a Spongebob edit of it?
Y E S
me too, man
Fair trade
How many spoilers are in this besides the main character dying? I had no background context at all before watching this.
I did too
The directors cut of The lighthouse is looking great
So true
From the bikini bottom of our quarantined hearts, thank you
@French Jesus literally nothing she said had anything to do with politics
How sweet
@French Jesus If thanking someone makes you sound liberal, how rude are conservatives really? You even liked your own comment, how sweet.
French Jesus LOL GUIZ JUST OWNED THE LIBS CANT WAIT TO POST THIS TO R/THEDOMALD LOLOL shucho cringe ass up
French Jesus
And you sound like an idiot.
The dude doesn't yell "My Leg" when he falls down 0/10
Neptune willing we'll get a special edition of this with that, and a "4 weeks later" French narrated title card.
The synchronization with the music with the Lighthouse was art
So here's my understanding of the plot here:
Robert Pattinson spent the whole day working while Willem Dafoe goofed off and pranked him. That night, Robert was unable to sleep so he went to check on Willem only to catch him having a wank and growing a tentacle. Robert freaks out and Willem tries to kill Robert with an axe for catching him in the act. Robert managed to make his way back to the lighthouse and after getting to the top, he touched the light and kept burning himself until he fell down the stairs. Then Willem was able to find Robert, cut open his stomach and leave him to the birds as punishment
Correction: Robert burned his hand touching the sacred Krabby Patty
ok
I just kept rewinding the horn part at the beginning this is amazing
Its sublime
I can’t stop watching the light edit @ 3:23
Best edit I’ve seen all year
The opening killed me! LOL 😂
The best joke in this video, hands down
you've managed to completely change the genre of this film and you manage to create a whole new atmosphere just by adding spongebob sound effects. CINEMA.
Tell me, what's a jellyfisher want with bein' a frycook?
Just lookin' to earn a livin', just like any sponge.
Hahahahah
"A man what don't blow bubbles best have his reasons."
On the run
“I want some goddamned Canned Bread!”
“Yer fond of me Krabby Patty, ain’t ye?!”
I seen it!, yer fond of my krabby patty!
LET NEPTUNE STRIKE YE DEAD, MR. SQUIDWARD!
*angry Squidward voice* Drrrrrrr, WINSLOW!
"If I had canned bread, I'd fuck it."
Let Neptune strike ye dead, Krabs! HAAARRRKK!
I guess Krabs wasn't fond of his lobster.
OWLERO “Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking, Spongebob.”
Your profile picture makes me think of Adam Driver delivering that monologue to Scarlet Johansson in that scene in Marriage Story
"Let Neptune strike ye dead, Nicole! HAAAAAAARK!!"
@@ImrdIstt.SH. yes it’s from that lol
@@mackielunkey2205 Right, I'm just saying combining that scene with that monologue would be very funny
"Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?!"
“Don’t worry, Winslow! It could be worse!”
“Yeah, you could be crazy and have a funny mustache.”
MrPjw5 Well, this is the end
The lighthouse has the greatest fanbase
Ahh, the Goo Lagoon...
I… I don’t think that’s goo…
it's like if Squidward and Mr.Krabs were on an island together
If SpongeBob hadn't come along this would have happened.
I absolutely lost it at 2:54
Saaaame
I actualy laughed out loud at Dafoe running with the axe
Honestly the light scene was almost more horrific with the base boosted sponge bob music over it. The sudden cut followed by the happy music distorted along with the haunting visuals was blood chilling. The rest was funny of course but that was unsettling as all get out. Well done
So, just to be clear, Robat Battinbat is Squidward, and Willem Dafoe is Mr. Krabs?
A fellow Wackadadoo?
@@FilmKiln But of course, mate.
FilmKiln grab dat gem m8s
Grab dat gem, you guys
I say it’s plankton cause his only goal is the krabby patty
I love this, I just think that Squidward’s and Mr. Krab’s footsteps sounds when Thomas was chasing Tom would have made this 100 times better
Mesmerizing, just the absolute zenith of shitposting. Well done.
“Winslow, are ye tryin’ tae put me in the nuthouse?!”
“No; just into this hole.”
That Foghorn sound instead of the "Ohhhh" in the intro instantly sold me.
It goes to show just how important music is for a movie. No matter how creepy or scary a movie is, the "wrong" music can completely alter the mood. A+ editing skills here.
SPONGEBOY ME BOB, WHY'D YE SPILL YER BEANS ALL OVER ME PAYIN CUSTOMERS, ARR ARR ARR ARR!
"SpongeBoy me Bob!" Always one of my favorite lines.
turns out no amount of silly music can make the ending less disturbing D:
This is art in all of its amazing, surreal glory. Feels like early David Lynch.
To me it feels like a fantastic David Lynch-Stanley Kubrick crossover
@@aramisaac4292 Yes! You nailed it.
Aram Isaac Maybe a hint of Ingmar Bergman in there, too
This really makes me realize how unique the whole shipmen aesthetic is for Spongebob. The pitch for spongebob must've been so weird.
This movie was criminally underrated and so is this video.
I'd say the opposite in fact. Everyone I know who are into movies at all gave this movie insanely high praise
@Truth Considering it only got one academy award nomination and nobody talks about it I'd say it's underrated.
@@dirkdiggler212 The Oscars are a complete joke. The fact it even received a nomination already proves it's not underrated. You wanna talk about a recent criminally underrated movie? Bad Times at the El Royale. It's a great mystery/thriller with an amazing cast (Jon Hamm is a good boy) and some very appealing shot compositon that like, no one saw for some reason.
The Game this movie which critics called the best horror movie in years and endgame the highest grossing movie ever both got one oscar nomination . We need to just admit it. The hollyweird elitist don’t like horror and action movies there snub selfs see them as silly what’s the word oh yea theme park rides and not film. But years from now people will be still talking about lighthouse and endgame while the movies nominated most will be forgotten
Most people just say it's black and white and square for no reason. XD
Willem Dafoe: "Are you finished with those errands?"
"Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more but is now itself the sea!"
"Sorry, I don't speak Italian"
"We serve food here, sir."
Next : Midsommar but its an episode of Moomins or the VVitch with Over the garden wall
Ramieverse ! Love over the garden wall, such a masterpiece
@@masterzombie161 absolutely
A few more ideas and suggestions to expand on yours.
* Hereditary, but it's edited like a family friendly sitcom (a la Full House)
* Jojo Rabbit, but it's edited like an episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventures
* Logan, but it's edited like Deadpool
* Over the Garden Wall, but it's edited like The VVitch
* Infinity War, but it's edited like an Oscar bait biopic
* Sonic the Hedgehog, but it's edited like a badly made early-mid 90s video game movie adaptation (a la Super Mario Bros.)
@@TheTakUser a ghost story but the ghost is played by Bill Cosby
@@TheTakUser
* Spider-Man 2 but animated like Spider-Verse
* Belko Experiment but edited like The Office
"Can you feel it, Mr. Winslow?"
Man, Willem Dafoe is one crazy-looking MFer. I guess that's why he'll never be Willem Dafriend.
Thank you.
(BADUMTSS)
This video helped me to release shock and existential horror after watching the original movie.
A lot of people said this was a funny movie, and I didn't get it up until now. You've truly opened my eyes
"See to yer duties, lad. The formuler is mine."
Fun fact: principal photography took place in Lief Erikson Park. Hinga dinga durgen!
Haha I love this! These two additions would've made it perfect:
- An "HOURS LATER" transition when he fell at 1:25
- "My leg!" as he fell down the stairs
4:13 :MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
BAAAAAAAAAALD! BAAAAAAAAAAAALD! BAAAAAAAAAAAALD!
Martin Scorsese: now this is CINEMA
I just wonder how long it will be until Spongebob does a parody episode of The Lighthouse
Is Spongebob still running? Wow
Actually, The Lighthouse is a parody of SpongeBob. You need to go to film school to understand.
What SpongeBob
That needs to happen.
If i had a krabby patty right in front of me. I would it.
I am watching this literally minutes after finishing the actual film, and I am dying. Thank you. I needed this catharsis
You missed out on the opportunity to give young Thomas the sound Squidward makes when he walks
Squidward Cullen. You're welcome!
God tier.
I love how the distorted music makes you descend into the pit of madness at the point where he sees that giant krabby patty
wait why does this kind of make it even more eerie
Everyone send this to Robert Eggers NOW
Your humor is as twisted as Eggers' and I salute you
Thomas: Winslow!
Winslow: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
Thomas: No worse! Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!...
And then you'll blow up!!!
This is A R T
Hi
@@thatchannel195 hope she sees this bro
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Mr. Squidward
Just the beginning of this video woke up something old and dark inside of me. Thank you
Thank you for creating such a masterpiece during this quarantine.
This made my month.
Yer fond of me lobster, ain’t ye, Squidward?
Thomas Howard/Winslow when he makes it to the Lighthouse: "IT'S THE BEEEEST DAAAAAAY EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"
Spongebob: tells the formula to plankton
Krabs: why’d ya spill your beans boyo?
The movie we never got...
..... But the movie that we _need_ .
I can't explain how hard I laughed at this and how unsettled I was while watching the movie, the contrast is so noticeable
The lighthouse is what SpongeBob would be if it went live action
4:08 Plankton finally discovers Krabby Patty secret formula
This makes the theory that Willem Dafoe was Davy Jones that much more believable
I can’t stop watching the light edit
Edit: 3:23
Replay button for the best part
4:12
Plankton after finally laying his eye upon the secret formula (circa 2026 AD)
4:20 when plankton finally gets the formula
0:21 the music fits so well lmao
Thomas W: Do you know how you smell? That smell...a kind of smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells...smelly. A jizz.
Thomas H: What?
Thomas W: A JIIIIIIZZZZ!!!!!
Yeah this is pretty brilliant
everyone else: **funny reference to Spongebob and this video at the same time**
my brain trying to think of a reference: *”The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”*
*milk carton spills*
“Winslow! I’m glad I caught yeh! Today I want yeh to work on-“
“WAIT!! Doooooon’t tell me! You want me to run all over the rock, doing chores that need *more than one person to get done*, then you want me to run back to the lighthouse so you can say “Aaaarggh Winslow, me boy! Yer neglectin’ all yer duties!” And I’ll say, “But sir! I’m only doing what you SAID! And then you’ll say “We’re not talkin’ about beans, or drinks, we’re talkin’ about THE LIGHT!!!”
2:56 - 3:19 A man leaves the grocery store and barely escapes corona virus
I need that edit in my life
You have it. It's right here. You just watched it.
This beautiful. BUT, missed opportunity to use the audio from spongebob falling down the stairs in the missing identity episode
This video went from blursed to cursed in 5 minutes I love it
3:56 “Haha I remember my first Krabby Patty.”
AYE, the light. It dangles down and draws you close with its pleasing shapes and beguiling colors, and just when you think you've found the land of milk and honey, it grabs ya by the britches, and hauls you way up high, and higher, and higher, and HIGHER, until you're hauled up to the surface, flopping and gasping for breath!
That is beautiful. Wheres it from?
It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now.
Certainly more lighthearted and calming than the original… till that ending, can’t change that dark as hell ending… Dark as the bottom of the sea.
Hands down the best movie edit I have ever seen
I love this episode