@@fiyafornia i might play trombone, but I'm 90% sure that ads don't explain themselves... like those medical ones that take 3 minutes explaining the side effects.
I love how everyone's first reaction is completely realistic and indicative of how people would react if a gorilla just suddenly charged them out of nowhere.
Now I wonder what evolutionary purpose is behind humans screaming when startled. Is it to in turn startle the predator who crept up on them? Truly the important questions.
I would like to believe that these ppl were just told to act normal and then someone would just appear and make them jump and they just edited the gorilla on top
I would like to believe these are all unused tapes from advertisement attempts by the gorilla glue company. All of their earnest attempts have led to maulings but they never gave up. To cover up, they edit out the last bloody bits.
A dystopian future novel where society is under new order and has strict regulations and rules to avoid anything breaking to prevent a repeat of the worldwide pandemic of gorillas spawning. Furniture is made of rubber and all wood and other risk objects are strictly banned or the death penalty is enforced. Law enforcement raids houses regularly for black market old world furniture, specialists transport banned objects to quarantine zones in the outskirts of the city and the perpetrators are executed in the streets.
@Mathew Clephas Lmao people actually don't know that a gorilla is a type of ape? I thought living in a first world country would mean you have access to top notch education .
All of their commercials be like: *Man fails to fix something that's broken *6ft 500 pound Gorilla charges over to break their spines like it's a celery stick
Zookeeper 1: "Hey Greg, do you remember to lock up George's cage today?" Greg: "Umm, no...he has to do his usual activities." Zookeeper 1: "What usual activities?" George's usual activities:
Zookeeper 1: "Hey Greg, do you remember to lock up George's cage today?" Greg: "Umm, no...he has to do his usual activities." Zookeeper 1: "Didn't know he had any activities. Anyway, do you have something to glue this broken thing back together?" George:
The gorilla glue gorilla pops out of her head. Your therapist was the gorilla glue gorilla all along. You scream. Your bones break. The gorilla glue gorilla grunts, knowing its purpose has been fulfilled.
1:46 I love this. The guy gets completely covered in grass, but cannot do anything as he knows the gorilla will arrive soon. And the gorilla will not be happy.
Anyone still paying for cable in 2020 is a sucker 😂 $60 is one of the cheapest packages, and only 3-5 good channels that you don’t even get to choose, all the while every show is covered with ads that aren’t even made for you.
1:18 My favorite part. The way that lady stares and squints at that gorilla as if she shows no fear and the gorilla handing her his glue before the cut always gets me. XD
I like to Imagine that the Gorilla Glue Gorilla is some sort of SCP, just teleports to whatever location when something is broken and forces you to take his product or he murders you
I absolutely love the alternate canon this creates where everyone thinks they’re having a miserable day with whatever furniture or whatnot and then are immediately proven wrong in the most insane fashion imaginable.
I want a horror movie like that. Where it shows what the audience thinks is the killer because he has like a hockey mask and an axe but then when hes about to murder someone the real killer kills the killer and kills the guy the killer was about to kill
Thanks for making a original comment. I thought for sure the top comment would just be No one Not a single soul: RUclips/gorilla: Dumbass and unoriginal joke about RUclips's recommendation system or gorilla
You’d expect they’d be more like “hey look, it’s the glue gorilla!” In an ad, But the marketing team was like “no, they need to fear the wraith of the monkey.”
@Jaystorm. That scene was way before that , this is when he first met the gorilla. Cut to the future and he had escaped. He asked to ensure his son was safe but when he asked...it was too late.
This just in, local gorilla escapes from the zoo and goes on a murderous rampage against people in need of adhesive products. My advice. Stock up on flextape. And now, the weather.
@@-disneypug-9589 Boy wowza, did I steal your meme? Oopsie woopsie, uwu I did a fucky wucky! A wittle fucko boingo! I'll make sure I work VEWY HAWD to fix this! 😭😭😭
1:45 In this scene, the father realizes his son's biggest mistake andwhile his face may be blank, he flashes through all stages of grief in the moment. He accepts it now. The Great Ape must take a sacrifice.
He takes to the secret basement in the gorilla glue factory where he repeatedly breaks their spine and fixes it with gorilla glue in some sick and twisted game
I like to imagine these are all taken before horrific deaths
Well I mean 2:01 is so Yee Yee
Edit:whoa that’s a lot likes
@@flipperturtle7920 True, true
Except for the fact it's the same family in most of them lol
*they can't run if they're glued to the floor*
Yes
Verified quote from National Geographic: “The gorilla, similar to how a shark senses blood, senses poor-quality adhesion products to find their prey.”
Lmao
Underrated comment
Edit: I said this when he had like 70 likes
I'm so slow, I almost believed it was verified
Why did I read that in David Attenborough’s voice? 😂
@@originbliss9488 I did the same thing! xD
Someone: * Breaks something *
Gorilla: *Your existence is a privilege, not a human right*
I’m dying
Your free trail of living has expired
If you want to live more, it is how much your life insurance is.
@@mrgungus Did you break something?
The Eagle Master yes
Imagine a mockumentary sitcom where people are already having a horrible day and then a gorilla comes out of nowhere to make things even worse.
im investing in this
every episode just randomly ends with the gorilla? Sounds like something I'd watch.
@@cibby6155 same
So The Office with more Michael Scott.
I would watch the fuck out of that sitcom
0:35
I just love how the dude is completely chill that there’s a gorilla behind her like it’s a normal thing
He knows he's not the gorilla's target, he knows he's safe.
They're probably coworkers.
He knows that it only attacks when noticed
that "go a lotta work to do" was aimed _at_ the gorilla
He probably orchestrated her death 😂😂
I like to imagine all of the ads just abruptly end like this when they're aired on TV without even explaining the product
I’m not an ad executive but that doesn’t seem like a good way to see your product
Captain Nwalps I’m not a genius or anything but I’m pretty sure that was supposed to be a joke
@@fiyafornia i might play trombone, but I'm 90% sure that ads don't explain themselves... like those medical ones that take 3 minutes explaining the side effects.
@@fiyafornia im a genius and i think that the guy was also joking
I might be a giraffe but i am so confused on who's joking and who's not
Alternate title: "People are minorly inconvenienced and then mauled by a gorilla"
I dare all the girls to take cool whip pies to the face and put the video on youtube!!
Next day's news: BREAKING: 2 people found dead in their homes, tracks suggest the killer is a gorilla.
Gorilla Glue V Panda Cheese: Dawn of commercials
@@antdx316 bruh
@@antdx316 *what*
The chance of being attacked by a gorilla at any moment is low but never zero
GIVE US OUR ARROW BACK!
Uhg
Same with sharks.
Its 100% chance if u ever mention glue or tape
Even with your powers?
Murphy's Law redefined
"When things can go wrong, they will go wrong, and now there's also an 800 pound gorilla"
Redefined? No? That's the original
It's the full version.
It's the DLC
I'll be sure to remember the last part a lot thanks
“If Murphy’s Law is so great why isn’t there Murphy’s Law 2?”
Murphy’s law 2:
Random person: if only there wa-
Gorilla: *F A S T T R A V E L*
Random person: Fast Travel!!!
*You cannot fast travel when there are enemies nearby*
@@johnrankin7135 *you kill the enemies and fast travel, only to see a 10 minute loading screen*
acceleration
yes
AAHHH-
@@kayleecaca7th Gen console Skyrim Moment
The gorilla is somehow completely silent unless he is within 3 feet or directly in view. This is an SCP
Nah it's just Winston on drugs.
*Who’s Winston?*
@@memetasticvondank131 A hero in the Overwatch game, he's a scientist gorilla.
Bryce Kesner
*Ah, I remember now..*
Go away Echo no one wants you here
Someone: *needs glue *
Gorilla: your free trial of existence has ended
Free? What about all these damn bills
WEFAbender6 in game currency
Fybrr did you know theres a glitch where you can get infinite money using a printer? Its illegal tho
@@fybrr6475 The game I'm playing is retail and I hate it so much 😭
Me : take me in your arms sweet death
0:12 “Moms gonna kill us”
Gorilla: Why wait for her?
That is the mom
"Why wait for _her?_ It's ME you IDIOTS!"
@@CommanderCodyCc--gh8zh yeah just need to feed her Snickers 😂
An ad within an ad!
Comedy diamond 😂
*entire building collapses*
*army of gorillas with glue start to approach*
A Stolen Username rise of the planet of the gorilla glue gorilla’s
i hoped this had happened at 9/11
AAAaaH
Someone needs to make a low quality animation of this
This is the best comment ive seen today
Person: Breaks some furniture
Gorilla: You know the rules and so do I
“You know the rules, It’s time to die”
Say goodbye
TerraStalker gorilla cox wasn’t my first thought
*But it certainly was a thought*
@@terrastalker8189 No furry shit bruh.
*SAY GOODBYE*
I love how everyone's first reaction is completely realistic and indicative of how people would react if a gorilla just suddenly charged them out of nowhere.
Now I wonder what evolutionary purpose is behind humans screaming when startled. Is it to in turn startle the predator who crept up on them? Truly the important questions.
I swear I'd heard somewhere that the actors they hired don't know about the gorilla until after they shoot the ad lol.
@@Buphido or maybe the logical explanation is to alert other humans of the threat's presence?
@@xanthos9641 most likely yeah
@@xanthos9641 maybe both
**Big, hairy beast running in the back yard**
“hEnRy?”
Henry's a Fucking unit 😂
"Hey, Henry's come to see us!"
POV: Henry coming home after finding out that William killed his daughter
Tbh I also have trouble seeing without glasses, to the point I can't read signs or recognize people I know from short distances.
"Do we have any waterproof tape that instantly seals?"
Flex tape: you shouldn't have done that
I say...let them fight.
AND EVEN WORKS UNDUHWAWTUH!
Cøffee lol
Next time on Death Battle:
"You pressed the Flex Tape button. You shouldn'a did that"
this video is basically something no one asked for but everyone needed
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Mommy I want cheese please you havent fed me for 3 months now
😂😂😂
needed*
@@waterlily7075*confused questioning face*
*Breaks table*
Person: Why do I hear boss music
You are not my friend.
_AAAAAAAA-_
@jbl0228 LMAO
jbl0228 I actually totally wanna try and make that edit. @Averroes you cool with me giving it a shot? Your video man.
Galaxy Child HEY KARBY
I love the authenticity in their yells lol
I would like to believe that these ppl were just told to act normal and then someone would just appear and make them jump and they just edited the gorilla on top
I would like to believe these are all unused tapes from advertisement attempts by the gorilla glue company. All of their earnest attempts have led to maulings but they never gave up. To cover up, they edit out the last bloody bits.
I love how the gorilla doesn't discriminate, Even going so far as to help someone who was clearly going to kill someone.
It only has one purpose
hes an SCP
@@burningchef1543 search and destroy
@Slavic a true patrician
he's just like 'here lemme help you'
Gorilla gives murderer some glue for his axe.
Walks away thinking about his job well done as screaming fills the air and blood sprays on a nearby tree
Typical Friday for me
@@frilliflove2424 I see what you did there...
That was interestingly specific ...
Y'all haven't watched best gore dot com then....
What the frick
"Clear glu-"
gorilla:
Girl: *throws phone into orbit*
soldier boi
0:55
All that glass is broken
Shooting stars meme should play after she throws the phone lol
@@Lobsteravioli1234 Conveniently, there's gorilla glue.
“perfectly cut”
Gorilla Glue: *im going to change that
the lady that laughed at her husband's "fixed" chair got instant karma-ed
That’s instantly what I thought.
I was your 420 like. You're welcome😂😂😂
Karma
Jokes on her
Hahahahahaha- AAAAAAAAAAA-
Gorilla: **murders people after something breaks**
Gorilla: *_damn it hurts to be this hip_*
Gorillaz
That should be a new horror film
LEO LUSTER
Imma_SlothFTW I accept this description.
Happy Family: *breaks furniture*
Also Happy Family: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun *piano music*
@@0ttimo ah a man of culture
This is beautiful, thanks guys
662 likes
Nobody add an extra like. He has achieved God Hood
The constant thought of accidentally breaking something and spawning a gorilla.
I love how you said that "spawning" a gorilla.
Discokrieg ok
A dystopian future novel where society is under new order and has strict regulations and rules to avoid anything breaking to prevent a repeat of the worldwide pandemic of gorillas spawning. Furniture is made of rubber and all wood and other risk objects are strictly banned or the death penalty is enforced. Law enforcement raids houses regularly for black market old world furniture, specialists transport banned objects to quarantine zones in the outskirts of the city and the perpetrators are executed in the streets.
Toasty Potate ok
@@Agvazela_Vega ok
I like to think that these actors dont know that the gorilla is coming, and that the reactions are all genuine
I agree.
“Moms gonna kill us”
Gorilla: *no, I am*
Youkai the gorilla is their mother
**plot twist commit super duper intensity**
Omae wa mou
@@juststevoo _omae wa mou shinderu._
That is mom.
Me: “I wish there was something that could fix my parents marriage”
Gorilla: *grunts*
I mean i guess if he kills you you don't have to worry about it anymore
@@antdx316 what are you, 12?
Rimmy Tim probably is lmao
Rimmy Tim More like 10
@@antdx316 dude get a life, nobody is posting any videos of cream covered anything
Person: breaks something
Ape: F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
It's a gorilla you dimpickle
@Mathew Clephas Lmao people actually don't know that a gorilla is a type of ape? I thought living in a first world country would mean you have access to top notch education .
Nothing suspicious here. One person knew before you
Can I just say....wooper 🙃
All of their commercials be like:
*Man fails to fix something that's broken
*6ft 500 pound Gorilla charges over to break their spines like it's a celery stick
"I'll show you what breaking *really* looks like."- Gorilla, probably
Remember, the possibility of getting attacked by a gorilla at any point is extremely low...
But it's never 0
The Cold Pop Gaming that worries me 0-o
*Does anything have a 0% chance of happening?*
the only thing I can think of is that I have a 0% chance of getting a gf
@@pkurbo5779 It really shouldn't. Just make sure you use the right adhesive for the right job! *Nervously looking around while clutching a tranq gun.*
Not if you're in space!
@@alans-dumb-username space gorilla
Atoms of a solid matter: **separates**
Gorilla: "Showtime"
"I'm about to end this man's whole career"
I think you have the worlds best comment
KOWABUNGA IT IS
Atoms: AAAAGH...
Gorilla glue be out here putting back together the smashed atoms in the large hadron collider
I don't know what's funnier. A gorilla appearing at random or my brain's insinuation that they were brutally murdered off screen.
The thought of a gorilla randomly appearing next to people and murdering them for no reason is killing me
Especially the scene where the gorilla scares the serial killer. The killer gets killed. 😂
@@Sailorguardianluna then the Gorilla kills the victim.
@@alisajohns8949: Then the camera man.
@@JayboCorp.2014then he takes care of the pope
Zookeeper 1: "Hey Greg, do you remember to lock up George's cage today?"
Greg: "Umm, no...he has to do his usual activities."
Zookeeper 1: "What usual activities?"
George's usual activities:
"Have you heard about the gorilla that escaped the zoo?"
"No."
"That is because im a quiet gorilla"
(muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
Ngl, this would be a good pitch 😂
Zookeeper 1: "Hey Greg, do you remember to lock up George's cage today?"
Greg: "Umm, no...he has to do his usual activities."
Zookeeper 1: "Didn't know he had any activities. Anyway, do you have something to glue this broken thing back together?"
George:
@@Nate2010Why did this remind me of that gorilla scene from Ace Ventura movie?
What if flex tape ads where like these
"Crap I just broke the table"
*Phil Swift appears out of nowhere*
That. Would. Be. Amazing. Yet. Terrifying. 😂😂😂
No it happens in real life you just have to saw a boat in half
I haven't laughed this hard because of a comment in a long time! 🤣
*PHIL SWIFT HERE*
**leak in container of water**
"Man how am I gonna fix th--"
*"PHIL SWIFT HERE"*
"AGH---"
Someone: *breaks chair*
Gorilla: *peace was never an option*
break the chair
and your lungs lose their air
@@customerservice1565 lol
Just imagine how large Henry gotta be for his wife to mistake him with a gorilla
He is the gorilla
Henry Stickmin really seen better days
Absolute unit
@@Drekorta how?
@@Drekorta yeah how
*"Every time you need glue, a gorilla will come out of the blue."*
I love how this doesn't even say if it's the gorilla glue gorilla, it's just a random gorilla that is here to murder you
Gives off Jumanji vibes.
Therapist: "Don't worry, the gorilla glue gorilla doesn't exist, he can't hurt you."
*Her clipboard suddenly breaks
Therapist: "Oh shoot"
Gorilla glue gorilla:
Therapist: AA--
The gorilla glue gorilla pops out of her head. Your therapist was the gorilla glue gorilla all along. You scream. Your bones break. The gorilla glue gorilla grunts, knowing its purpose has been fulfilled.
@@doctora.snakeman1427 gorilla glue gorilla hands you gorilla glue to glue your bones back together
underrated
This made me snort
Woman: *rips glasses apart with the might of Zeus*
Also woman: “Well that didn’t work.”
That's exactly what I was thinking
When you don't know your own godlike strength.. 😂
Kinda like when I was putting together my ginger bread house last week, using nails and hammer, yea that didn't work 😑 but gorilla glue would have 🤔
Chase Charland I hope that’s a joke lol. That’s not how your supposed to do it xD
@@bluebomber875 He was being serious. I was there when he was trying. Oh how we laughed. Ill never forget that summer
When you realize you’re watching the thing you skip every day
deep
woke af
It's different because we're choosing to and not being forced to
O
Leg day?
1:46 I love this. The guy gets completely covered in grass, but cannot do anything as he knows the gorilla will arrive soon. And the gorilla will not be happy.
For sure😂
Imagine if all commercials were actual humorous like these. Cable would still exist
UnknxwnTheReaper I would definitely do these kinda adds
The directTV ads from a couple years ago were pretty funny
Hethinkscabledoesn'texistanymore.
How do you make Save The Children ads funny though?
Anyone still paying for cable in 2020 is a sucker 😂 $60 is one of the cheapest packages, and only 3-5 good channels that you don’t even get to choose, all the while every show is covered with ads that aren’t even made for you.
Plot twist: Inside that gorilla suit is Phil Swift, the flex tape guy
Inside the Phil Swift suit is an even bigger gorilla.
Now that's a lotta D A M A G E
He's playing both sides of the table.
Phil Swift-200 IQ Play.
And inside the Phil Swift is Billy Mays.
Keznen No inside Phil Swift is an army of mini Gorillas glued together by Flex Tape.
It’d cool if they didn’t tell any of the people this was a gorilla glue commercial and their sounds of being scared was genuine
How? There's mo real gorilla on set to scare them.
@@ZenoDovahkiin No, but the initial shock of seeing a realistic looking gorilla would still get the same reaction
@@chickencurry420 bruh cgi
@@rodrigofigueroa2809 bruh do you get jokes
I think the scream at 0:54 was pretty genuine, the face says it all.
1:18 My favorite part. The way that lady stares and squints at that gorilla as if she shows no fear and the gorilla handing her his glue before the cut always gets me. XD
When I was younger I saw these commercials and thought breaking something would summon the ape.
I never broke anything
If the object, you break,
You will summon, the a p e
I would Like but Its a 666
HAHHAAHHAHHAHAGHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHEHEHHEEHHEAHAHAH
Alexander Raymundo that is impossible kids will break anything intentional or not
@@nathanielwindsor7679 You know you can't spell R A P E without A P E
This shouldn’t be as funny as it is, but I’m glad this was in my recommenced.
I died laughing at a commercial i completely thought was annoying before thats saying something
Laser Sloth learn to spell slow bastard get it cause you are a sloth
Same
Ah. I too, am grateful that this showed up in my recommenced.
People died in these commercials by this gorilla is that funny to you I lost my brother to this gorilla !!!
I like to Imagine that the Gorilla Glue Gorilla is some sort of SCP, just teleports to whatever location when something is broken and forces you to take his product or he murders you
Containment is they just keep breaking things in one specific room to trap it there.
George Ulyatt bro fucking scp memes
I’d like to imagine that it would give you the glue and then just fucking murder you anyways
It's like the Panda cheese panda
@@theboxthief5807 it would use it to glue all your orifices shut and you would die that way
I absolutely love the alternate canon this creates where everyone thinks they’re having a miserable day with whatever furniture or whatnot and then are immediately proven wrong in the most insane fashion imaginable.
That last one's some form of killer ception: He's not the killer, *the gorilla is.*
Underrated
I want a horror movie like that. Where it shows what the audience thinks is the killer because he has like a hockey mask and an axe but then when hes about to murder someone the real killer kills the killer and kills the guy the killer was about to kill
Thats alot of kill.
anyone have a link to that specific one? I need to know if the gorilla actually just fixes the killer's hammer and let's the murder happen
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 A game called Until Dawn did something like that. Look up a video.
“I wonder how strong my relationship with my friend is..”
Gorilla: *appears*
Gorilla: "I cant fix that"
🤣
Person: *doesn't have strong glue/tape*
Gorilla: "time to scare the shit out of some people."
*HOORCH*
RAAA
anon the 4129757th
I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
Thanks for making a original comment. I thought for sure the top comment would just be
No one
Not a single soul:
RUclips/gorilla: Dumbass and unoriginal joke about RUclips's recommendation system or gorilla
Is there any void here?
You’d expect they’d be more like “hey look, it’s the glue gorilla!” In an ad, But the marketing team was like “no, they need to fear the wraith of the monkey.”
*wrath?
@@neevhingrajia3822no, wraith
Kid: “Mom’s gonna kill us.”
Gorilla: “How about I kill you first?”
The gorilla is the mom
@@shrekonion8307 oh fuk shrek
666 likes
Nobody touch this comment
Now its at 777....
Now it’s at 888...
“Does anyone have a-“
Gorilla - *Ah, so you have chosen death.*
seems like this is the only format that gets people thumbs up
Maitresse Inconnue
Stolen comment
MadJaster It wasn’t stolen..? Please don’t accuse me of something without proof..
@@Emanymph there's so much proof lmao
ToxicSkull0
Imagine him as a Dark Souls boss.
_Great Ape of the Broken Bond_
Guardian Ape wouldn't have lost his head if he had Gorilla Glue
Guardian ape of the broken valley
@@lavans5721 broken valley actually sounds like a pretty cool name.
we do. it’s just in Sekiro and he fights you with his decapitated head if you beat him once
Great Ape Of Unbroken bond. Because you know glue
Guy: *sits in chair and falls*
Girl: *laughs*
Monke: that wasn't very cash money of you
Even two years ago this joke was dead
Aw man I broke my glasses while falling into this gorilla pit
*AA-*
FTL radiation rip harambe
TEXAS FL Enough with the Harambe memes!
@@greatlife1047 Mourning's no meme
@@Nat_the_Chicken ah, that was a good chuckle.
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated r/ControversialOpinions
1:53 "That bumper's not going anywhere."
Gorilla: *"But you are."*
Lmao
NOOOOOOO NOT AGAI-
*AGH-*
@@mrhalfwit972 IN MY AS-
@@XXXTentaclez oh no
Murderer: *Loses axe head*
Gorilla: "It looks like the hunter has become the hunted..."
*seals killers butt with super glue*
Haha! So extreme 😆
The chaser has become... the chosed!
Love how the gorilla glue mascot is one of the few mascots to actually make his customers scream in terror when he appears 😂
Grandpa: "You Gorilla Tape that?"
Grandson: "No. Why?"
Grandpa: *"I'm sorry, my child..."*
LMAOOOO
plot twist: the grandpa is the serial killer from the last video
"I'm sorry little one"
*Treasue Planet Fan after see this comment
-Good.
@Jaystorm. That scene was way before that , this is when he first met the gorilla. Cut to the future and he had escaped. He asked to ensure his son was safe but when he asked...it was too late.
I've never heard of Gorilla Glue before so I have 0 context.
This is the funniest video I've ever seen.
It was pretty good but that's a negative chief
Sam Cooper same
Sam Cooper same here, new King Kong looking great
Idek what to say to you. How could you possibly not know what Gorilla Glue is?
@@toethlef8994 is it an American thing?
Me: buys normal glue
Gorilla: you dare oppose me mortal
Anything in these commercials: *breaks*
*Current Objective: Survive*
This just in, local gorilla escapes from the zoo and goes on a murderous rampage against people in need of adhesive products. My advice. Stock up on flextape. And now, the weather.
69th like lol
*local black immigrates from Africa
@@JackBadassVevo that's dark
@@ricardo36 that's real life
Big Steve that’s not local then lmao
*literally everyone:* breaks anything
*gorilla:* _so you’ve chosen death_
😂
so you've chosen glue
@@_saitama1566 lool
seems like a sick stand-ability
not funny, didn’t laugh. wouldn’t recommend 0/10
Alternative title: *Gorilla goes on rampage and kills people who need tape*
you mean glue...?
@@dagamon357 shit...
@@dagamon357 Both
@@dagamon357 some of these commercials are for gorilla tape
Hey Mr’s Super Sonic. I’m the 1 thousandth like. What do I win?
0:11
“Mom’s gonna kill us.”
**Mom appears.**
Object: *breaks*
Gorilla: *ah sh*t, here we go again*
Stix N' Stones why censor at all?
@Stix N' Stones lets see. *"Ah **I** *here we go again"*
I dont even know what work that was
@@robbierotten2874 the real question is since when did you have the authority to declare a joke dead
Ha it funny cuz gorilla make ppl in video sh*t
I dare all the girls to take cool whip pies to the face and put the video on youtube!!
"Mom's gonna kill us"
Gorilla: *She's the least of your problems*
The gorilla is the mom
*Not if the gorilla does first*
*concerns
Gorilla: why wait
I dare all the girls to take cool whip pies to the face and put the video on youtube!!
“Mom’s gonna kill us.”
*She sends her regards*
Truth is, the table was rigged from the start
@@toupster0 his machinations have remained undetected for years, for he is a master of deception.
Harvey sends his regards.
1k liek
it's a good thing I always carry two guns!
I feel like they weren't told a gorilla wasn't gonna be part of the ad.
BREAKING NEWS: *_GORRILA ESCAPES FROM LOCAL ZOO, KILLS 38 PEOPLE DURING RAMPAGE_*
Did you actually count all the people in the clips? Good job.
This should be top comment
Da Epic Kawwala Guy If you look at the amount of people during the clips, it really is 38, so he did count.
I would give a like but it's at 666
Hambre's Revenge.
Oh boy I wish I had a strong and heavy duty tape
*(Gorilla Noises)*
bakojj_ lol ahhhh!!!!
*(Screaming Noises)*
*screams in pure terror*
Why do I hear boss musi- AAAA
AAAH!!!
As someone who hasn’t seen any of these ads, this is just what I needed in my recommended
i like to imagine this doesnt have to do with glue at all, just all these people happened to be talking about glue when a gorilla attacked them.
Ana Basauri thats the whole point of the video
SCP type beat
You like to imagine you paraphrased the top comment too?
*@Deconstruct//Recreate* Tell me how much that bothers you
Boy: "Mums gonna kill us"
Gorilla: *Not if I get to you first*
Nice copy and paste sucker.
Plot twist: the gorilla IS the mother
@@tacosombrero1879 where?
Boy: Mums gonna kill us
Mum: Damn, my bat is broken!
Gorilla: I'm here to save the day!
Boy: Hurray!
Gorilla: *handles Mum glue*
That's what I was thinking!
I love the fact that the gorilla just materializes in everywhere he's needed
So it materialized in her hair?
Has SCP potential
Like Superman or yes an SCP
This has scp potential
SCP-9135: The Gorila Friend
Monke: Hüûhh
Humon: “confused screaming”
Stop breaking things! It summons THE A P E
Why did I read “The Ape” in the horror movie trailer guy voice?
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR Y O U
I wish it did, anything so to stop my family and their path of dismay.
@The FoxFanimator can fuse anything together with gorrila glue
To Repair the hole made by the stand arrow, I summon 「 THE APE 」
People: merely utter the words "clear, strong glue"
Gorilla: *showtime*
@Trent Keller, Lord of Cringe Like I said.
@@-disneypug-9589 Boy wowza, did I steal your meme? Oopsie woopsie, uwu I did a fucky wucky! A wittle fucko boingo! I'll make sure I work VEWY HAWD to fix this! 😭😭😭
@Trent Keller, Lord of Cringe No its a Hamilton the musical pun! SERIOUSLY IM SO SORRY FORGIVE ME
Say that three times in the mirror and watch it break - it summons the ape!
Aaron Burr not to be racist... but aren’t you supposed to be white?
“I wish we had something to fix this-“
*_G OR I LL A SN O RT_*
everyone: *_AAAAAAAAGH_*
1:30
Well I’d be terrified to if some ape manifested itself into a fragile CGI existence the second I needed an adhesive of any kind
@ツmayonnaise nice talking to you MaYoNnAiSe
1:49 I love how the dad just stands there for so long without moving while grass flies in his face
Hes stunned by the thought of what is about to happen.
Omnipotent God of Bonding attempts to socialize with his followers.
I’m dead lmfao
Out of all the comments, this broke me the most!
You mean... Attempts to bond with them...
LMAOOOO
b l e s s e d
Flex seal products:Finnaly a worthy opponent,our battle will be legendary
I mean, Gorrila has always been there, sleeping, waiting for challengers.
@@Gell-lo so it's the other way
Gorilla glue is no match for Phil
Sorry. The Gorilla is strong, but this is Phill fucking Swift we're talking about.
Now I need artwork of a DBZ-style fight between the Gorilla and Phil Swift. That or JoJo's, with their products as their Stands.
"Did you gorilla tape that?"
"No, why?"
"May he have mercy on your soul."
He has no mercy for anybody besides gorrlia glue
666 likes oh no
Amen
I love how they’re all perfectly cut at the screams 😂
I love the mom’s gonna kill us one, because it seems like the gorilla is their mom’s personal assassin
I don't know why everyone's laughing, all the residents live in constant fear of this gorilla that terrorizes their neighborhood and murders hundreds
You’re right
*200000 people killed in hours, people are insane*
xD For The Greatest Reason!
@@GameDevAraz Nah not really. 😂.
Imainge gorilla come out of the blue and maybe gonna kill you for some unknown reason tho. 😑.
This isn't an ad. A gorrilla went on a killing spree. And this was all the moments before. He has yet to be detained.
All deaths just coincidentally happened when someone broke something
phhhHOHOHOH NOOOO
Connor McClory i like this comment
@@shizar998 No, the gorrilla just really hates when someone says the word glue.
Derrick A nearly every commercial they didnt say glue
1:45 i love how the dad warns him of his coming fate
1:45 In this scene, the father realizes his son's biggest mistake andwhile his face may be blank, he flashes through all stages of grief in the moment. He accepts it now. The Great Ape must take a sacrifice.
You gorilla tapped that?
No, why?
*lawnmower breaks*
I'm sorry my child...
Relatable
PICKENS
@@thatboyakira4202 hehe, I forgot about this...
Doesn't use gorilla glue to fix something and it breaks
*(chuckles) I'm in danger...*
😭
Simpsons reference 🤣
@billythekid128 right buddy that's why he has 3.2k likes
@billythekid128 yeh I didn't find it funny. Obviously 3k people do tho
Roshan Pk 😂
“It’s unknown where or why he takes his victims, but god be with them”.
He takes his victims because they broke something down
He takes to the secret basement in the gorilla glue factory where he repeatedly breaks their spine and fixes it with gorilla glue in some sick and twisted game
The key component of gorilla glue is human bone marrow, taken from a live 'donor' of course.
444th like no one ruin it
He glues them to the ceiling
*0:13** not if I do it first!*