I feel bad for him. I hope nikolodian has or makes a 4th wall breaking episode where he sees his memes and walkes away with a lot more of the healthy kind of self confidence, and gets rid of his edgey "you didn't understand me" self confidence.
Not only do they have phenomenal clarinet classes, we also learned about nuclear studies and how Squidward's hometown was created. It made me in love with nuclear technology so I can't help but thank SCC
I love the disclaimer at the end: "dear cia please do not invistigate; this is not a tax write off, nor a site of illegal activity e.g. human trafficking. Most especially do not investigate the janitors closet in the second floor to find my missing wife and kids."
"You're awful Spongebob" "Me? Awful? Oh yeah, how am i awful?" "Making fun of my music, annoys me with your laughs. You are just like the rest of them"
My application was rejected here and I then had to attend Harvard, I was unworthy of attending this fine institution of learning, I am so ashamed of myself.
As a recent graduate, I can attest that the music classes at Fancyson University are garbage! They spent 7 weeks on Nickelback, 2 weeks on Kanye, and only 1 week on Mozart and Salieri!
I actually attended this college for 4 years, best years of my life and I learned so much. Education is on par with Ivy League schools but at a fraction of the cost. Thank you squidward Community college
As a proud graduate of Squidward Community College, I cannot help but feel nostalgic about my alma mater. SCC, as we affectionately called it, was not just any old college. It was a place where dreams came true, where students could pursue their passions, and where the community truly mattered. From the moment I stepped onto campus, I knew that SCC was where I belonged. The familiar sound of Squidward's clarinet echoed through the halls, reminding me of the music classes where I learned to play my own instrument. The smell of Krabby Patties wafted from the cafeteria, tempting me to indulge in a delicious meal before my next class. And who could forget the constant sound of SpongeBob's infectious laughter, which always seemed to brighten even the gloomiest of days. One of my fondest memories from SCC was participating in the annual Bikini Bottom Symphony Orchestra concert. As a music student, I had the privilege of playing alongside some of the most talented musicians in Bikini Bottom, under the direction of our esteemed professor, Squilliam Fancyson. I remember spending countless hours practicing and perfecting our pieces, and the nerves and excitement that came with performing in front of a packed auditorium. But when the big day finally arrived, all of the hard work paid off. The sound of the orchestra filled the air, and I felt an overwhelming sense of pride and accomplishment as I played my clarinet. After the concert, we all gathered for a celebratory dinner at the Krusty Krab. We laughed and reminisced about the months of rehearsals, the occasional missed note, and the satisfaction of a job well done. It was moments like these that made me grateful to be a part of the SCC community, and reminded me of the importance of pursuing one's passions with dedication and perseverance. But SCC was more than just a collection of sights and sounds from our favorite TV show. It was a place where students could learn from the best and brightest minds in Bikini Bottom. Our professors were not only experts in their fields, but they also had a knack for making learning fun and engaging. Whether we were studying the art of bubble blowing, the science of jellyfishing, or the history of the Krusty Krab, our professors always kept us on our toes. Of course, SCC wasn't all work and no play. We had our fair share of campus traditions that brought us all together. Who could forget the annual Jellyfishing Tournament, where students from all over Bikini Bottom would come to compete for the coveted Golden Net? Or the Krusty Krab Employee of the Month ceremony, where we would all gather to cheer on our favorite burger flippers? Looking back on my time at SCC, I can't help but feel a sense of pride and gratitude for all that the college gave me. It was here that I found my passion for music, learned to think critically and creatively, and made lifelong friendships that have lasted well beyond graduation. And as I go out into the world, I know that I carry with me the lessons and memories that I gained from my time at Squidward Community College.
I have attended the Squidward community collage, I now know how to appreciate the fine arts of painting and music. Thank you Squidward community collage, for i now work as a cashier at my local fast food chain.
I'm finishing up my studies here as a music performance major and can't believe I'm already at the end of my two years! I'm transferring to Master Oogway Conservatory of Music in the fall, but I'll definitely miss being on campus. Playing as a saxophonist in the jazz ensemble and making new friends helped me feel welcome and improved my musicianship overall. Master Oogway even came over to teach a masterclass and showed us his saxophone skills! I didn't get to see Mr. Tentacles but I understand how busy he is trying to run a great college. I could go on and on about the wonderful time I had at this school. If any of you are considering this college, don't even think about it--just get over here! You won't regret it. 😊
Oshabot 16 I meant to say I didn't learn anything in squillians college but in squidward college I got all my degrees in art and now I could work at meme space
After all these years of hard work just so I can study at Squidward Community College, I have finally made it and it has changed my life for the best. At SCC there are lots of options you can choose from such as being an artist, playing in a band and Wumbology. The 3 main things from SCC that has helped my life are canned bread, the beautiful clarinet and of course Professor Squidward himself. I have just finished studying my 3 year Wumbology class and I have graduated thanks to Professor Squidward, so I cannot thank him and SCC enough for helping me graduate my Wumbology class. I really enjoyed my time at SCC and I'm gonna miss it a lot when I try becoming a professional clarinet player just like the legend that is Kelpy G who influenced me massively. If you're looking for a prestigious college which can change your life for the greatest then SCC is the perfect place for you.
Advice from a researcher in high school for memeology, For memes of higher quality, I'd suggest using Memetic and a modern punchline, researching the meme life cycle would be suggested
How else do you think John Adams gained the wide array of knowledge to help lead a new nation. Clearly Squidward Community College teaches enlightened philosophy, taught by none other than Mr. Tentacles himself.
Oh wow, I wasn't expecting to see this in my recommendations! So many memories. I'm an alumni of this college! I graduated with a Bachelor of Squidwarts in Handsomeness. If your thinking of applying, do it! This college will change your life! Just make sure you don't live in dorm 420, when I went here I shared the place with Ronald McDonald, that guy had so many weird fetishes that I'm not even sure they were able to scrub all his "surprises" off the walls.
@@tenthbasilisk88 Yeah, it costs a lot. Only the most prestigious beings in the universe can get in, so I was so happy to get an acceptance letter all those years ago. I'm not supposed to tell you this, so if anyone asks say you figured it out for yourself. Here's a trick I learned when I needed money to continue college in my Junior year. SQUIDPASSES, I didn't even know it was a thing! If you go to the admissions office and say the Squidquote of the year (you can find it in the hall of Squid history, it's the quote they repaint in a very dark purple) they'll give you a Squidpass. A Squidpass admits you to one free year of schooling! Neat, right? Barely anyone knows about it. BTW, I'm actually teaching a class this year, called Swamp Ethics, its completely new. Good luck!
I graduated from SCC last semester. While there was a limited selection of majors to choose from, each one went super in depth into their respective fields. I have a Bachelor of Arts in Bathroom Vaping, as well as degrees in the study of canned bread and perfect censorship
I studied Anger Development Major during 2014-2016. Such an unbelievable logic theory by Doctor Squidward himself. 15 minutes lecturing session and He is already throwing us with squid juice. What a time to be alive
I'll have you know I spent 12 years in and graduated from this "fake" school with a 9.7 GPA. I got a masters in Leadership and now am the CEO of a lead-based company in Wuhieg, China and having several locations in Europe, South America, and even the US (Canada banned our rights to have a plant) and I make $500,000 a year. So why would people *NOT* enroll at this fine institution?
I remember not knowing what I wanted to with my life and I had to choose whether I wanted to live on the streets or go to college. So I decided to try Squidward Community college and it is honestly one of the best decisions that I have made with my life. The cost is also low for me being a first generation going to college. I’m proud that the college gave me an opportunity to let me go here! Thank you!
![The EPIC: The Musical Sitcom [Episode 1] #epicthemusical](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jvkMEhuorkQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Dropped out of Harvard to attend this prestigious institution
Emperor Augustus Hail Augustus!
Ok
Good luck getting in. You'll need it, and talent.
Same thing but in Yale
Good choice
Squidward doesn't even know how famous he is on land
I feel bad for him. I hope nikolodian has or makes a 4th wall breaking episode where he sees his memes and walkes away with a lot more of the healthy kind of self confidence, and gets rid of his edgey "you didn't understand me" self confidence.
lmaooo ikr
@@patrioticwhitemail9119 I mean Nickelodeon only milks Spongebob for money. They never cared for it now we just got a shitty SpongeBob episodes
*in female airplane announcer voice* we hope you enjoyed your stay on malaysia airlines
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💥💥💥💥
_"Bold and Brash, doesn't belong in the trash."_
-Squidward Community College
KomoLikesCats belongs in my ass
@@bruhmomenthdr7575 r/cursedcomments
Haha good one!!! ruclips.net/video/g_Qm4570prA/видео.html
@@bruhmomenthdr7575 no
College motto
imagine going from squidward community college to having leaked CIA documents in a span of 3 years
the squidward community college to cia black site pipeline
Where did you think Thugs Shaker Central's main inteligece agents graduated from if not the SCC?
"The examined life is worth living"
Really tells you about the caliber of the SCC alumni
It was just some guy who decides to spread it onto wowmaos servo
Crazy
How is Harvard still standing after the creation of this prestigious university
Corruption
How is community college prestigious though
ALLSTARGAMER you dare question the institution of the mighty Mr. squidward
Ethan Frakes oh no mr.krabs I’m just saying we can take more money if we turn squidward community college into squidward university
krepnata kadara even squidward university
Unfortunately I was expelled from this college after I foolishly asked if mayonnaise was an instrument during my music lecture.
69th like
Small world. I was expelled after asking if HORSERADISH was instrument.
@@onpoint4gamers bruh I was there, you didn't even ask the question they just assumed
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 They even knew my inner thoughts...
@@onpoint4gamers Were the inner machinations of your mind an enigma?
The dislikes are people that had to settle for Squilliam Fancyson University
This is the best comment
Tru
underrated comment
👌
Ed the Red agreed
Not only do they have phenomenal clarinet classes, we also learned about nuclear studies and how Squidward's hometown was created. It made me in love with nuclear technology so I can't help but thank SCC
Слава Советской Армии !
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T
Did you find out if mayonnaise is actually an instrument?
Even the Supreme leader loves squidward community College
Thanks to SCC North Korea became a Superpower
I love the disclaimer at the end:
"dear cia please do not invistigate; this is not a tax write off, nor a site of illegal activity e.g. human trafficking. Most especially do not investigate the janitors closet in the second floor to find my missing wife and kids."
CIA: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I didn't notice. xD
The
White Noise yes
squidward-community-college.fandom.com/wiki/Janitors_closet
This place makes Harvard look like a Kindergarten
Night Terror now this is 100x more beautiful than Harvard!
I remember you from 20fadhil's old videos
More like a preschool ngl.
facts
Considering the sate of some schools, this is more realistic a statement than it has any right to be :(
I love how "Bathrooms" is a selling point of this school.
Well it is the best part. Definitely sold me.
I spend most of my time hiding in bathrooms to avoid people, so I feel like this would be an important feature of any school for me
Gotta vape somewhere
I see nothing different from my school
Well if the cafeteria food is anything like Squidward’s cooking, you’d probably be spending most of your time on the toilet anyway
Mr. Tortellini must be so happy and proud to get the attention he deserves.
tennisball*
That’s not my last name
@@402versetesticles
@@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804*Tentpoles
The school anthem is “Solitude in E minor”.
This better get a thousand likes
@@dt384795 Thank you
*snores*
*falls asleep*
*YAY E MINOR YAY!*
“Harvard is the best college in the country”
“No, it's Yale”
Me, an intellectual:
Hahaha
enlightenment
SCC is in Canada tho
@@usualunusualkid7149 Then i must enroll in.
B A S E D
Our slogan for excellence:
_"We serve food here sir.. "_
No
Yes
Maybe
Perhaps
Probably
If you want to conduct a beautiful masterpiece of a performance like Squidward at the Bubble Bowl, this is the place to achieve that dream
I see you everywhere
Слава Советской Армии !
ruclips.net/video/3ILVQvQwGnc/видео.html
There he is again... 😂
the original why are you everywhere meme
Finally Squidward gets the recognition he deserves.
ok
_y e s_
Solar Sands sup
squidward was the best
Yes daddy
First course: To study the science of Solitude in E minor
^I felt that. 😔
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YAYY E MINOR ALRIGHT
Yay alright E minor!
Db Minor for maximum sadness
“When I was a little boy, and told people I was going to build a college, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now”
*-Squidward Tentacles*
You can say that again pal.
It was probably Squilliam laughing first
*little squid*
"You're awful Spongebob"
"Me? Awful? Oh yeah, how am i awful?"
"Making fun of my music, annoys me with your laughs. You are just like the rest of them"
Us
The fact that community colleges and schools actually have stuff in a similar layout like this for advertising tho
😂so true
First lesson:
Drawing a not-so-perfect circle.
Spongebob can't do both.
Instruction unclear Actually make a Perfect Circle
A perfect circle? Do it again! Show your process!
EnderDash 7086 well, first I draw this head...
Then I erase some of the more detailed figures...
And 1,2,3...
Tadaaa!!
A circle...uh...thingy
Let's start from square one or should I say circle one 😂
This video is 48 seconds long, but it feels a whole lot longer.
Yea
nice 69likes
Feels like 2 whole days
yees😂
Your right, how is this not even a full minute
This was the school that rejected hitler
He bit off more than he could CHEWish
Don't lie. You laughed
He bit off more than he could jew
Spongebob Squarepants ...
This is like the Harvard of art schools it has standards
@Handsome Squidward fight me dirty bitch. We can meet up behind the krusty krab and you can catch this two-piece
This is the kind of humor you’d actually see from the show in its early days. Well done. This is enjoyable. 😊
This is a lot better than Squilliam Community College
Squidward CC > Squilliam CC
You mean Squilliam University?
@@MatoroMahri Squilliam is just a cheap knockoff of Squiliad Academy
Squilliam Private University*
Terrible institution. I was bullied and I ended up failing Intro To Clairneting a total of 8 times. I dropped out because it just wasn’t worth it.
My application was rejected here and I then had to attend Harvard, I was unworthy of attending this fine institution of learning, I am so ashamed of myself.
Can't now because of the coronavirus
@Sandy Cheeks OH mY GOD SaNDy CheEks IM YOUR BIGGEST FAn. OMG OMG i THInk im HAVING A Stroke
Its ok its nothing to be ashamed of
Damn dude this is a fat RIP
It's ok bro, you can be a successful cashier in harvard too
Guys, when you get to the “do you like blowing bubbles” question on the application form, remember to write no.
Oh shit, I said "yes" in my application, do you think that's gonna affect my chance of getting in?
rev up those fryers, 100% yes.
FUCK
@@friend790 F
@@friend790 F
This video has become a core memory for me
I do not regret earning my degree in Cash Registering with a minor in cynicism.
Underrated comment tbh
My major was clarinet. I remember my final was the national anthem of the Bikini Atolls
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@Milkshake cat 🐱 what?
@Milkshake cat 🐱 what were you trying to say?
Friends: Wow your a surgeon! Where did you study?
Me:
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ and angel screwed up
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ *x
Sturgeon*
Brotherhood of steel Sentinel That movie was shitty but no
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ lmak
*Not to be confused with the Squilliam Fancyson University*
broéin ew that one sucks
*A 'prestigious institution*
Thats funny because in one episode he was actually a music teacher.
As a recent graduate, I can attest that the music classes at Fancyson University are garbage! They spent 7 weeks on Nickelback, 2 weeks on Kanye, and only 1 week on Mozart and Salieri!
That slum makes ITT Tech look like Harvard.
I love how this is the video that introduced us to the military document leaking phenomenon of wao_mao's discord server
what the fuck are you talking about
If I don't get accepted into this school, I'm not going to college.
Sabes que...
george lopes pull a Lori Laughlin you’ll get in 😉
I heard this school has a like a
Puts MIT's acceptance to shame
100% graduation rate.
0 percent suicide rate
michael p hi my name is michael p also
I was the 500th like
I put Squidward Community College on my resume, and got a job as a cashier :)
Wait you can't be serious
Imagine the reviewers actually searching it up and this is the video they see
Did you really? Lol
@@ms.delarosa8642 of course not , he's filthy stinkin rich
I finger my butthole
I actually attended this college for 4 years, best years of my life and I learned so much. Education is on par with Ivy League schools but at a fraction of the cost. Thank you squidward Community college
School motto:
"We serve food here, sir"
*”what are those neanderthals up to?”
"We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request"
Me: Squidward, admit Squilliam University is better
Squidward: intense breathing noises
Jk, never do that, that treason
Good Reference...
EXPAND DONG bruh that’s the wrong college, this is the squidward community college not the Krabs community college
Spongebob: *gives that one look to Squidward*
Eugene krabs community college
"HERE LIES SQUIDWARD'S *HOPES* AND *DREAMS".*
"What a baby." 😄😀
😔
As a proud graduate of Squidward Community College, I cannot help but feel nostalgic about my alma mater. SCC, as we affectionately called it, was not just any old college. It was a place where dreams came true, where students could pursue their passions, and where the community truly mattered.
From the moment I stepped onto campus, I knew that SCC was where I belonged. The familiar sound of Squidward's clarinet echoed through the halls, reminding me of the music classes where I learned to play my own instrument. The smell of Krabby Patties wafted from the cafeteria, tempting me to indulge in a delicious meal before my next class. And who could forget the constant sound of SpongeBob's infectious laughter, which always seemed to brighten even the gloomiest of days.
One of my fondest memories from SCC was participating in the annual Bikini Bottom Symphony Orchestra concert. As a music student, I had the privilege of playing alongside some of the most talented musicians in Bikini Bottom, under the direction of our esteemed professor, Squilliam Fancyson.
I remember spending countless hours practicing and perfecting our pieces, and the nerves and excitement that came with performing in front of a packed auditorium. But when the big day finally arrived, all of the hard work paid off. The sound of the orchestra filled the air, and I felt an overwhelming sense of pride and accomplishment as I played my clarinet.
After the concert, we all gathered for a celebratory dinner at the Krusty Krab. We laughed and reminisced about the months of rehearsals, the occasional missed note, and the satisfaction of a job well done. It was moments like these that made me grateful to be a part of the SCC community, and reminded me of the importance of pursuing one's passions with dedication and perseverance.
But SCC was more than just a collection of sights and sounds from our favorite TV show. It was a place where students could learn from the best and brightest minds in Bikini Bottom. Our professors were not only experts in their fields, but they also had a knack for making learning fun and engaging. Whether we were studying the art of bubble blowing, the science of jellyfishing, or the history of the Krusty Krab, our professors always kept us on our toes.
Of course, SCC wasn't all work and no play. We had our fair share of campus traditions that brought us all together. Who could forget the annual Jellyfishing Tournament, where students from all over Bikini Bottom would come to compete for the coveted Golden Net? Or the Krusty Krab Employee of the Month ceremony, where we would all gather to cheer on our favorite burger flippers?
Looking back on my time at SCC, I can't help but feel a sense of pride and gratitude for all that the college gave me. It was here that I found my passion for music, learned to think critically and creatively, and made lifelong friendships that have lasted well beyond graduation. And as I go out into the world, I know that I carry with me the lessons and memories that I gained from my time at Squidward Community College.
I got accepted yesterday. I’ll learn to “play the cash register”.
Can you teach me next time?
Did you have the "i wish i weren't be here right now" button?
It’s a scam. The cafeteria doesn’t even have canned bread.
TheSkullKid lies
But they have Swedish Barnacle Balls....
ikr
@@009SOUNDSYSTEM_ yeah, he's cute right?
They got canned coochie
Had a friend graduated from this college.
Squidward literally hand out the certificates personally.
Ayo I have to go there now
Omg I want😢😢😢😢
I didn't know that LITERALLY GOD had his own school?!
No way 😀
Bro no way I'm literally shaking
Plankton: l WENT TO COLLEGE!
spongebobs mind:
*“I WENT TO COLLEGE-“*
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing
My brain: Squidward Community College
Satan likes
Are you saying my college sucks??? 😡😡😡
Squidward Community College
You dare to laugh at the best collage in existence? Keep that up and you’ll never meet Squidward man.
Stuart Hough you realize I go to that college? There's nothing funny about it.
The only thing they don’t teach is how to draw a perfect circle
Well first u start with a head then erase some of the details n 1 2 3 a circle thingy?
Nice reference
Kanra lol
Yeah, youll have to go to SCC to get that. SpongeBob community college
Squidward: Impossible
My friend just graduated from here and made his way up to buying the entire stock market. He wasn’t even one of the best students in his class.
Just how much the Acceptance Rate? I'm afraid i will be denied again and again
That’s pretty good
Squidward community college is adding refrigerators for the students to vape into
This makes Harvard look like a Playground meeting
very true
@@necronmaster7011 milk lord
@Theodore Kaczynski Hey Uncle Ted, just got your package from you in the mail today can’t wait to open it!!!
@@GTWDude oh god no
agree
This place makes a PhD thesis look like a RUclips comment.
krepnata kadara ?
Why do you hate Trump lol
Hello there!
@@Phunkerton2 You are a bold one!
Hello there
BUT IT GETS BETTER! THE AD DOESN'T EVEN TELL YOU THAT THEY'VE GOT CANNED BREAD IN THE CAFETERIA!
NO WAY
THEY GOT CANNED BREAD?
This is going to be the last meme of 2019 isn't it
And the first meme of 2020
MahaerHD: Rebooted yep.
Last meme of the decade 😬
I'm watching in 2020 😗
It has been
I studied at Squidward Community College, and it really has helped me in life. After graduating I successfully became a professional vaper.
People still commenting on this vid
@@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551 yup
@@petergriffinbutisdrawnbya7127 Glad to know that
it was hard, i almost become a smoker (cigers, not vapes) cuz i would always fail, but times of study makes my dream to be a vaper is coming too
Quit being a vaper and become a smoker
It kills you faster guarentee 👍
We need one of these in Antarctica
Ight, just gonna wait until this verified comment blows up later
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
The perennial third place winners in Oxford-Cambridge boat race.
Me: I will never go to College
Squidward Community College: Are you sure about that
Interesting, where to sign up
Que
Pesen sendal bang,nanti pas rame saya ambil sendalnya
E
Only high society are allowed in those last years
@Hydro Spark eh, ada orng indo
Me and the boys applying for Squidward Community College
Squidward Community College
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DbZ Killakill04 when I want my parents to think I’m going to Scottsdale community college but you have other things in mind
Me too
They have a
The community college we didn't know exists, but need desperately.
As an SCC alumni, I cannot recommend this school enough.
I was thinking about going to MIT but I’m definitely considering going here!
Did you get the internship to the famous establishment Krusty Krab to work as their cashier?
I bet you are lying, SCC is very selective about his students
The singular is alumnus*. Alumni is plural. Very basic Latin; frankly I doubt your education sir.
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ?
"Repeat after me.......I have no talent"
College kids: I have no talent
@Jdsman 31899 A simple "Mr. Tentacles has all the talent" would've sufficed, but ok.
I have a weird urge to go to the second floor janitor’s closet.
don't its uhhh
Nosferatu!
More like
Belongs in my ass
I have attended the Squidward community collage, I now know how to appreciate the fine arts of painting and music. Thank you Squidward community collage, for i now work as a cashier at my local fast food chain.
can't wait to study Wumbology at this place
You mean from Square&star community college
I’m gonna be a great wumbologist when I leave
@@WolVOLrine ah yes. Womboligist, only one of the highest careers of all time next to cashierist
I tried applying for this college but I guess a 3.7 GPA is too low... I might have to try Harvard or yale next.
Is wumbology the study of wumbo?
The dislikes are from people who didn't get accepted into the college
I see you watch the talentless writer to
No they are non other than sqillium fancyson and his fan boys
Adolf
oh
It'll be kinda sad being rejected from a community college
I think Squidward Community College is better than Squilliam's.
Edit: SQUILLIAM DOESNT HAVE A COLLEGE
Oh hi frank
No shit
Makes sense, squidward got more passion then squillium
And Squilliams is harder to get into
i agree with you frank
This was my alma mater about 17 years ago now. How times flies. We had some lively times here.
This school is the opposite of prison
It is a education hotel
Nosirp
Rip-son
Gowtham Ganesan not literally 😂😂
2000: mrs. puffs driving school
2020: squidward community college
#Illuminaticonfirmed
20 YEARS LÆTAIR
Fun fact: Stephen King went to Squidward community college.
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I'm finishing up my studies here as a music performance major and can't believe I'm already at the end of my two years! I'm transferring to Master Oogway Conservatory of Music in the fall, but I'll definitely miss being on campus. Playing as a saxophonist in the jazz ensemble and making new friends helped me feel welcome and improved my musicianship overall. Master Oogway even came over to teach a masterclass and showed us his saxophone skills! I didn't get to see Mr. Tentacles but I understand how busy he is trying to run a great college. I could go on and on about the wonderful time I had at this school. If any of you are considering this college, don't even think about it--just get over here! You won't regret it. 😊
I'm dropping out of Harvard. Squidward Community College is better.
yea i got accepted yesterday so excited , hopefully we could be classmates in the future
🧢
Guys I got in
Nice profile picture
Houston Ballet is a great college to go to
Can't wait for Squidward to flex on Squilliam for having his own college named after him
And also the alumni
Jiren in your recommendations?
Squilliam will get 3 just because of this. Thanks.
Oshabot 16 I meant to say I didn't learn anything in squillians college but in squidward college I got all my degrees in art and now I could work at meme space
Jiren how's your family?
even bill gates cant afford tuition for this.
I'm glad you wrote name of tuition correctly.
@@aithi2694 tutoin
If he can’t afford it, then no one can
@@gavinslatter what about Jeff Bezos?
But Patrick can.
After all these years of hard work just so I can study at Squidward Community College, I have finally made it and it has changed my life for the best. At SCC there are lots of options you can choose from such as being an artist, playing in a band and Wumbology. The 3 main things from SCC that has helped my life are canned bread, the beautiful clarinet and of course Professor Squidward himself. I have just finished studying my 3 year Wumbology class and I have graduated thanks to Professor Squidward, so I cannot thank him and SCC enough for helping me graduate my Wumbology class. I really enjoyed my time at SCC and I'm gonna miss it a lot when I try becoming a professional clarinet player just like the legend that is Kelpy G who influenced me massively. If you're looking for a prestigious college which can change your life for the greatest then SCC is the perfect place for you.
Advice from a researcher in high school for memeology, For memes of higher quality, I'd suggest using Memetic and a modern punchline, researching the meme life cycle would be suggested
i can't believe one of our founding fathers went to squidward community college
How else do you think John Adams gained the wide array of knowledge to help lead a new nation. Clearly Squidward Community College teaches enlightened philosophy, taught by none other than Mr. Tentacles himself.
If we’re lucky maybe some of mr talents tentacles will rub off on our hearts
*Our?*
Fun fact: The Communist manifesto was inspired by one of Squidward Tentacles
great speeches.
“Sooooo where did you go to college?”
Me: *Hands in resume
*You're Hired*
🤨 so is this a college in stupid town because seems your blowing from stupid town
T306 41 *Please hire me
Supercoollink damnnnnnn you sure burned this desiree person super hard, my guy
*Laughs in Squilliam*
the one dislike is from his clarinet.
Nah one dislike was from sqwilliam
No no, those dislikes are from his critics.
nah its from the jellyfish
It was so entranced by his tongue action that it hit the wrong button
690th like
Finally, getting the recognition he deserves after all these years. He's finally arrived.
Oh wow, I wasn't expecting to see this in my recommendations! So many memories. I'm an alumni of this college! I graduated with a Bachelor of Squidwarts in Handsomeness. If your thinking of applying, do it! This college will change your life! Just make sure you don't live in dorm 420, when I went here I shared the place with Ronald McDonald, that guy had so many weird fetishes that I'm not even sure they were able to scrub all his "surprises" off the walls.
Yo you’re lucky man sheesh
Dang I couldn’t get in it’s to expensive
@@tenthbasilisk88 Yeah, it costs a lot. Only the most prestigious beings in the universe can get in, so I was so happy to get an acceptance letter all those years ago. I'm not supposed to tell you this, so if anyone asks say you figured it out for yourself. Here's a trick I learned when I needed money to continue college in my Junior year. SQUIDPASSES, I didn't even know it was a thing! If you go to the admissions office and say the Squidquote of the year (you can find it in the hall of Squid history, it's the quote they repaint in a very dark purple) they'll give you a Squidpass. A Squidpass admits you to one free year of schooling! Neat, right? Barely anyone knows about it. BTW, I'm actually teaching a class this year, called Swamp Ethics, its completely new. Good luck!
@@Shadow-bk5ju i tried to get in but they declined
@@Shadow-bk5ju from the swamp to Squidward Community College, you've really glowed up Shrek
"Art" written in comic sans?
Checks out.
comic santa
can't spell "my dad left me at walmart 7 years ago and I'm truamatized by all the events following after" without art
Bold & fresh
I got a full ride scholarship for being bald and having a big nose.
*Squidward wants to know your location*
Do I detect discrimination?
@@tieger1313 ???
@@tieger1313 I worked hard to attain those features.
I graduated from SCC last semester. While there was a limited selection of majors to choose from, each one went super in depth into their respective fields. I have a Bachelor of Arts in Bathroom Vaping, as well as degrees in the study of canned bread and perfect censorship
Those who dislike are from Squilliam Community College
Damn Squilliam.
squilliam university**
University of Squilliam at Bikini Bottom
Squlliam IV League
Or they like mumble rap, and just didn’t want to hear some real music
I looked it up in Google Maps and all the reviews are just memes
HAHAHA
Reality can often be disappointing
Dont worry
That's the way they keep it in secret
Where
*Wait this is an actual thing*
Where my Parents want me to go: Harvard University
Where my grades want me to go: South Texas College
Where I want to go:
What's the music in the background
@@Kingdzimer34 salutations my child, that is none other than smooth jazz by Kelpy G
Zeldoris wich Texas university, the trashy stc or the better awesome ut
@Ooohbopbopboppadoohwah UT stands for University of Texas and STC stands for South Texas College.
@@memetrash5082 The garbage one, I'll edit it just so I can be specific
“Wait. Isn’t this cooking? Sorry.” (leaves)
category: educational
missed opportunity.
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That would cost so much , I wish I had scholarship
Not as expensive as Mr. Crabs college though
@@InspectorSplatter
Squidward's college: Arts
Mr.crab's college: Finance
@SSJaye j
@SSJaye Riding on a Seahorse ride with one quarter left.
@SSJaye Sorry. Patrick's college would actually be: How to succeed in life without even trying. (I know it's a musical, go with me here)
People who attempt to apply to this prestigious university have MIT and Harvard as their safety schools.
@sarah mcclung 0.1%
had no idea wow_mao uploaded this gem
0:12 I shed a tear each time I hear this.
Ah, I see you have acquired a taste for free form jazz.
Damn it's a beautiful piece
I'm shaking and crying rn
Yea
lmao
me: “mom can i go to college?”
mom: “sure which one, so we could save up?”
me: *shows this video*
chihiro is best boy
@chihiro... no offense, but didn't you dead?
E4439qv5 he revived
What about kibougamine?
@@E4439Qv5 he will live on forever
Bringing a whole new meaning to “We’re all Squidward.”
@Sonicfan 246810 we're already squidward
“Your squidward he’s squidward she’s squidward I’m squidward”
Change that profile
@@eyevee4446 I'm Squidwaaaaard!
I'm SquidwardSquidwardSquidwardSquidwardSquidwaaaaard!
Your Squidward im Squidward he's Squidward she's Squidward they're Squidward we're all Squidward
I studied Anger Development Major during 2014-2016. Such an unbelievable logic theory by Doctor Squidward himself. 15 minutes lecturing session and He is already throwing us with squid juice. What a time to be alive
*”Salutations my children, time for your daily dose of smooth jazz”*
Haha! Smooth😎
*rocks back and forth*
@@vig8562 yup
Smooth jazz = normie jazz
The funny part is that if this was a real school people would actually enroll 😂
I'll have you know I spent 12 years in and graduated from this "fake" school with a 9.7 GPA. I got a masters in Leadership and now am the CEO of a lead-based company in Wuhieg, China and having several locations in Europe, South America, and even the US (Canada banned our rights to have a plant) and I make $500,000 a year. So why would people *NOT* enroll at this fine institution?
Laben_ Venci
>ceo of an international company
>only makes 500 grand per year
>🤔🤔🤔
That's kinda concerning
@@bruhmomenthdr7575
it's a small company ok the government drains us dry so i cut my salary in half
Laben_ Venci ohh ok 👍
What if we kissed infront of squidward commuity college
😳😳😳
jk, unless...
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It guarantees a great future for the relationship
Yes please I need someone to kiss
I remember not knowing what I wanted to with my life and I had to choose whether I wanted to live on the streets or go to college. So I decided to try Squidward Community college and it is honestly one of the best decisions that I have made with my life. The cost is also low for me being a first generation going to college. I’m proud that the college gave me an opportunity to let me go here! Thank you!
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
*kicks out of the college*
Horse raddish is not an instrument either
"no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument"
Mayonnaise is an instrument
Nice phd thesis you got there