As a Greco-Turkish-Serbo-Albanian-Romanian-Bulgar-Croat-Bosniak-Bosnian-Hungarian-Monkeydonian, I thank you for making this wonderful video on my country! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪
As a Turk this is actually quite accurate and he managed to get all of the essential Turkish shitpost as well. I am non ironically very impressed by the details.
As an American who is currently inside Bosnia (Slavic Turkey), I can confirm that this is 100% accurate. Edit: I don’t live here, I’m just visiting former Yugoslavia for ten days.
Hey Bosnians are not Turkish, Slavic is something different than Turkish that is why there is Slavs and Turks, Turks are Muslims and Bosnians are Muslim Slavs which is why Serbs and other Christian Slavs call them Turks, yet not all Turks are Muslims + there are many other nations and ethnicities who are Muslims. If something should be 100% accurate that is your brain, as small as a nut. Go back to where you came from, the country of LGBT, homeless, shallow history and nukes.
Honestly, this is *extremely* accurate. I don’t know how much research and digging you had to do but pretty much everything is spot on. Extra respect for the inside jokes you probably didn’t get (and honestly some of us don’t know the reasoning behind them either). It’s perfection, and scarily puts how much conflict we really have had during the last I don’t know how many years.
I had an Armenian teacher in high school that made it a point to inform every class that he refused to teach students of Turkish decent and do his early cry in front of a class room because his family endured the Armenian Genocide Dude was an ex fratboy from Missouri
There is no such thing, our president Erdogan called them to sit down and open the books, they are scared shitlless Russia and England. This video is either Marxist Kurdish or Armenian.
As a Turkish lad from the city of Ankara, I can confirm that the architecture is beautiful here, especially in the city square. Would be a shame if an earthquake destroyed it...
dude what about istanbul we all gonna get fucked up. no matter how much they try to rebuild houses it will never be enough its so scary. also funny profile picture
I say as a Turk, it was the best summary of Turkey I've ever watched in my life, I wish we, the young people of this land, came to this country as tourists like you, 1 dollar is equal to 25 Turkish liras.
beacuse it is lmao it is the armpit of the whole country, their people are the most disgusting people you can encounter with so are the middle anatolians
in the balkans too, those series get translated and played often on cable TV(most of the time dubbed because old people need glasses to read, but it's a shit dub)
God bless you for this amazing video, tears fell off my eyes as i kept watching it. Truly a classic 😢 (typing from my home in Berlin, tengri Türkü korusun 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷)
It’s so amazing to see that Turkey and Greece can’t stop fighting each other, complaining to each other and most importantly THE GOVERNMENTS WEAPONISING THEIR CIVILIANS INTO HATING EACH OTHER. Makes us humans after all 🇬🇷❤️🇹🇷.
I lev ye :) And I am glad that we have taken civilization from Greeks, the oldest culture from neighborhood :) Actually we may have not taken so much democracy :)) even humanity is not so much democratic at all :) humanity is mostly fanatic :)
There is a mistake when we say only states. Greece is violating the agreements by gathering soldiers on the islands and we are only defending ourselves. Our state does not arm anyone and instill hatred.
Eastern Anatolia is wild... When I was a kid my grandfather would tell me his memories in which he shot at a wolf pack that was pursuing his sled carriage, he managed to shoot a wolf dead using the last bullet he had with his mauser, and then the wolves stopped to eat the one that died, or maybe they were just afraid this vid reminded me that thanks mao türkiye bir numara 🤠
For those who didn't get the references: 0:01 : Footage of President Erdoğan's famous video call to a news anchor during the 2016 coup, urging people to get on the streets and resist, except this time with a snapchat filter 0:25 Average Turk after election 0:35 Reference to another Wow_mao video called average greek vs turk, this time with commentary from hasanabi 1:04 Istanbul Istanbul Istanbul, largest european city, you hear about it all the time and its always full of tourists 1:15 Showing true istanbul with recent unrest, protests against govt etc. 1:28 Aegan region has ruins from the days the area belonged to the.......Greek (ew) 1:41 Region is just full of Russian tourists in the summer due to ease of acsessibilty (planes still fly between russia and turkiye despite the war) 2:22 Nothing but Sardines and ugly mountains 2:42 Turkic tribes? 2:56 this region has lots of Kurds and a fervent independence movement (opposed by many turks) 3:14 Basically the Turkish version of 69, funny number with funny connotation (31 means to masturbate due to...reasons) 3:24 This, so true omg. Basically the capitol Ankara is just a city in the middle of nowhere and full of grey buildings, and there isnt much to do there tbh (compared to Istanbul) 3:41 Armenia is to the East of Türkiye, and many Armeniens uses to live in the east of the country. However, if you were to call a Turk an Armenian.... basically, just don't call a Turkish person, Greek, Arabic, Armenian, Kurdish, Syrian/Middle Eastern or Greek unless you can backup your accusation with muscles gained from carrying Aygaz Gas Canisters
As a Nomadic Feudal Catholic Alcoholic Gnome Believing Rice Eating Desert-Mountain Dwelling Irish Filipino Singaporean Albania-Turk Algerian, I can totally confirm this video is true.
@@SumeriyaYaxlaka nope, It's factual. İt cames from empire times when people ruled by sharia and it was forbidden to talk any sexualised thing outside your house. So people took the Letters öf the "masturbation"s Turkish version, coded their Letters to Numbers, then used it to talk this thing. It's better knowing whats what.
ukraine and russia might be having a war rn but they come to unify in turkey. such is the power of 🇹🇳🇹🇳TR🇹🇳🇹🇳 we'll literally sell our country off to anyone if u got the money call us if you got 10 dollars (don't covert it to turkish liras cause you'll need trucks to move that many banknotes)
Indonesians trying not to get a scholarship or citizenship in Turkey to escape the hellhole that is the Wakanda of South East Asia challenge : Impossible
@@worlds3061 its a must to watch that show every two years or so Or when you are feeling like nothing really matters in life Has got to be the most depressing yet peaceful, most hopeless yet hopeful, most saddening yet soothing anime out there. Truly a hidden gem And also: what are the odds of me reading your comment under that video of a very underrated show that barely anyone know and then coming across you here just a few days later?
As a turkish person i didn’t even seen the entire video and i can already feel this will going to be %100 percent accurate Edit: yep this is %100 percent accurate Edit 2: so some people told me how i wrote the percent wrong but nobody knows *why* i did it that way İt’s because i wanted to describe how accurate the video is so jokes on you silly people who thought i write it wrong (All of the things that i just wrote was true and i totally not made this up right now so that people don’t know that i can’t write percentes right)
ulan israil dölü 😡😡😡😡😡😡How dare you call the land of the great republic of TÜRKİYE🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 yun*n? Who are you? Huh who the fuck are you????? 😡😡😡🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 lan bak balkan fışkırığı chilren of anatolia hak mak tanımaz just gonna shoots🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬if you have greek god all of yunan(they are not hellenic or greco gayreece is just lame ion race😂😂😂😂😂) would have these lands but they now just have little islanda😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but TÜRKS(karrrabogas) have literally best places in the world ever exits💥💥💥💥💫💫💫💫💫i just gonna say to you "learn swim" but GLORİOUS MUSTAFA KEMAL PASHA(subhanallah)😲😲🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩alredy teached to you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
knk merak etme biz sizin gibi bebek katili değiliz ,köyleri basıp insanın aklına gelmeyecek işkenceler yapmıyoruz. Türkiyede bir sürü ermeni köyü var kimse kimseye karışmıyor ,seni mi düşüneceğiz aq ,burda türkiyeye sallıyorsun onun bunun çocuğu
As a Scotts-Russian currently visiting Turkey sitting in a hotel room in Istanbul, I can confirm that this is 100% Turkish. The timing of this is immaculate.
In the comments, everyone says they are joking, but you can't make fun of a magnificent nation with thousands of years of culture just for the sake of a joke. You can criticize our government, but you can't turn it into a joke. It is the duty of all Turkish people to defend this nation. Don't compare us to you because of the unconsciousness among Turks.
You can make fun of certain aspects of any country and make fun of them, especially when they have the resources to change them but don't. You have a law that bans insulting the head of state, in your case, Erdogan. Does that mean he makes every perfect decision every time? No, criticism is a healthy process of any group, community, region, culture, and country. If you're not allowed to speak, you are then not allowed to share thoughts, the very thoughts that propel human civilization forward.
I just watched the video. Definitely a job well done. It is absolutely beautiful that you research Turkish mime culture and make jokes that only Turks can understand. Your Turkish audience loves you
Come to Gaziantep and we will feed you the most sugary diabetes fuel on Earth alongside some pastry and pistachios (you'll have a heart attack at your 40s)
@@hectorberlioz7350Siz de bokunu çıkardınız kanka. Dün 10 diyorsunuz bugün 15 diyorsun yarında 5 milyon daha mı ekleyecen bir karar verin artık kaç tane mülteci olduğuna.
As a turkish person, this video is so accurate if I didn't know wowmao I'd think this was done by another turkish person. Down to the 31 segment everything was too fucking accurate.
wow_mao videos simultaneously remind me of every deep ethnic conflict in the world while making me believe world peace is achievable at the same time.
1000%
As a Cypriot I hope you're right
As a part of the accursed filipinos, I can only agree- happily
As an autistic Transnistrian ketamine addict, I smolheartedly degree
there's no peace in this world
i owe turkey and the turkish people everything.
as well as another group of people across the sea....
Wao
WOw mao fell off hasnt hit it big since welcome to north africa
@YANAKLARI BAL DROGO greece
malta
We better see a goddamn Greek one next
Another great video I absolutely love these.
As a Turkish person no one made fun of me and my nation this much before.
It's %31 accurate
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@@Gia1911Logous Take this "Ğ"
@@Gia1911Logous Esenlikler diler
Hehe yarak
@InanchiMapping bir de bunu beğenen p.çler var. ben bunların türklüğüne sok*yım.
3:17 Those guys would be considered members of the Yeşilay compared to the most sober person in Tekirdağ
Merhaba abi
31
o7
Ustam naber
naber erkan
boys laugh at 69 jokes
Men laugh at 31 jokes
yes bro
100 - 69 = 31
@@MiskoGe yes it is
@@MiskoGe its not like that 3 is for women 1 is for men look at the shapes
@@Nobody-3056 well, technically hand is a woman's personification, and a stick is a man's one
much love to turkiye 🇩🇪 from brazil 🇦🇷♥️♥️
Muck love to germany 🇹🇯 from china 🇹🇼
Nice Greek comments
much love to brazil 🇺🇾 from brazil 🇺🇸
Much love to türkiye from Romania 🇧🇩😻💔
@@ardaakca9617 -1000000000 social credit score
As a Turkish person, I can truly say this is the most Thug Shaking moment of all time.
thug shaking
🔥🇬🇷🔥 💯🗿🇹🇷🗿💯
turk shaker
As a thug shaker, I can truly say this is the most Turkish moment of all time.
*Turkey person
As a turkish person who lives in ankara, I can confirm the buildings are accurate.
videodaki binalarin tamamı etimesgut,yapracık toki konutlarından alınma
@ezzip İncek ahlatlıbel yaşamkent özellikle ankaranın o kısımları. Bahçeli 7.caddeyi ve kızılayı görmeyen istanbullular ankaranın tamamını böle sanıyor .s
@@aksabann Çankaya'dan Etimesgut'a 3-4 ay önce taşınmış orta halli bir aile çocuğu olarak,
Çok büyük bi *hata* yaptığımızı düşünüyorum.
Çankayanın bakış şekli
@@aksabann Those are from a dystopian-looking town called "Pardis" near Tehran, Iran.
My man you really deserve a Turkish citizenship with the amount of inside jokes that you put in this video
If he says he is syrian, pretty sure the government will give him one.
@@ukaraca5410I can confirm what you said as a Turk.
or for the lowest price of $200k in real estate 🥰🥰
I wish it was that eas...oh wait.
(31)
As a Greco-Turkish-Serbo-Albanian-Romanian-Bulgar-Croat-Bosniak-Bosnian-Hungarian-Monkeydonian, I thank you for making this wonderful video on my country! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪
proof slovenian femboys became more w*stoid than gigachad racist balkaners smh 😔😔
Average ethnicity composition in Vienna
Thats just Ottoman Empire 😂
those are all the same thing
Monkeydonian? 😡😡
As a turkish person from Antalya I confirm, что Анталья самое чудесное место на земле 🥰🇹🇷
Did someone hit you on the head mid-sentence?
@@TheUsername217 No he is welcoming to the ones that make money
@@TheUsername217fr bro forgot what Alphabet he was speaking
biliungual moment
@@TheUsername217nah, man. It's just a russian speaking person (look for the nickname)
I am kinda shocked how people from other countries know this much and the Turkish jokes we do
Most likely a Turk who immigrated to UK. There cannot be any other possibility.
this is not even a percent bro
nice profile pic dude
A Turk helped him make this video
I mean there are 500k Turkish Cypriots living in London, right next to wow_mao
As a Turk this is actually quite accurate and he managed to get all of the essential Turkish shitpost as well. I am non ironically very impressed by the details.
what about 31 what does that mean
@@Kurosaka to masturbate, to "pull a 31"
@@Kurosaka basically 69 but turkish
@@Kurosaka that means stroking your chicken
@@Kurosaka it means beatin the meat
As a Turk i can confirm our mental health is represented correctly
And nearly identical to Arabia
@@Chris-xb7gmno.
@@Chris-xb7gmhuvavavava
@@Chris-xb7gmArabs are mentally healthy compared to us, too bad they can’t have a normal existence without causing a civil war
@@Chris-xb7gm No! Turks not arabic!
it's a little scary how you make every nation's video so accurate
As a ethnicly Kurd from Turkey, I can confirm Drake is a real Kurd.
As a Greek person I can confirm, we build tourist attractions for our friends Turks 🇺🇾 ❤ 🇹🇳
31
bro really used tunisia flag 💀
@@saulgoodmanprogaminghe do a little trolling
@@saulgoodmanprogaming bro used the uruguay flag
I see that we are finally agreement for a cease-fire between us but still give us are islands
i wish i was turkish
Anyone Who feels like a Turk is Turk.
-Ataturk
@Saitama38 boş
My aim was a little off, turned Kurdish
@@ONGOD41556 nedion aq
no you don't
As an American who is currently inside Bosnia (Slavic Turkey), I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
Edit: I don’t live here, I’m just visiting former Yugoslavia for ten days.
Inside? 😳🥵🥵
Sta ćes ovde bolan
Bosnia is the best way to experience IRL minesweeper
bro imagine being american and choose to live within mine fields
Hey Bosnians are not Turkish, Slavic is something different than Turkish that is why there is Slavs and Turks, Turks are Muslims and Bosnians are Muslim Slavs which is why Serbs and other Christian Slavs call them Turks, yet not all Turks are Muslims + there are many other nations and ethnicities who are Muslims. If something should be 100% accurate that is your brain, as small as a nut. Go back to where you came from, the country of LGBT, homeless, shallow history and nukes.
As a Turkish 🇹🇳 I can confirm this video and Im proud of being German🇮🇱
Glory to soviet union 🇨🇳 and ottoman 🇲🇻
bro you use 4 false flag
@@skywalker.1453 I can use more flags if you want :D
İs it %31 accurate?
@@skywalker.1453 second flag is extremely false and fake
how to piss off the entire political spectrum in 1 sentence
My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of not being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎
My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎
@@PountyWB My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of not being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎
save us... please...
Im partly turkish
@@Biggestbarcafan then you are part AMK
A video that took 2 weeks that changed my life in 3 minutes, thank you Wow Mao.
they don't call him wow mao for nothing. his videos are literally wow.....mao
Honestly, this is *extremely* accurate. I don’t know how much research and digging you had to do but pretty much everything is spot on. Extra respect for the inside jokes you probably didn’t get (and honestly some of us don’t know the reasoning behind them either). It’s perfection, and scarily puts how much conflict we really have had during the last I don’t know how many years.
Hey Reimu
What does the 31 mean?
@@Web72031
@@Web720 masturbation
@@Web720 A sorta cryptic but well known term for masturbation, especially on males
Im Turkish and this video is absolutely funny man u deserve to be a Turkish Citizen
oh god please have mercy on his soul
I'm a Greek Cypriot and I put all our differences aside and I thoroughly enjoyed this video
All the love to the PEOPLE of Turkey 🇽🇰❤🇲🇻
Karaboğa
Sending love to Cyprus from Turkey! 🇹🇳❤🇯🇵
Love from Serbia to Turkey 🇷🇺❤ 🇩🇿. Remember, Kosovo je Srbija.
Esenlikler diler
bro acting like cyprus is real 😔
@@jar3729 remembr.
Çok yaşa Türkiye! Kazakistan şehiri Astana'dan selamlar! 🇰🇿🤝🇹🇷
Size de Türkiye şehri Ankara'dan selamlar! 🇹🇷🤍🇰🇿
@@qdolunaykomik mi lan
@@goatcr7132 Kafan mı güzel?
@@goatcr7132yanlış birşey yazmamış ki
ne anlatıyon amk yarısı rezalet videolardan oluşan bişey bu amk rezil olduk
TURKEY FOREVER LOVE FROM CONNECTICUT 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Damn bro what the hell is connecticut??? Some greek shit like macedonia?
Yo Serb,
We Balkan league gotta stick together
I LOVE CONNECTICUT
AM FROM CYPRUS 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇰🇷🇰🇷😎
🤙🤙
this is a massachusetts psyop dont listen to him (we love albania)
I’m a Kurd and i can confirm we all look like drake
not all ;)
@YigithnSS reelde bunu desen 3 parçaya bölerler seni klavye delikanlısı
@YigithnSS şanslıymışsın o zaman
@YigithnSS e adam dağda keleşle geziyorum mu demiş niye bu yorumun altına yazıyorsun bu düşünceni o zaman?
@YigithnSS Irkci ve fasistsin
this is def one of your best, I can almost feel turkey inside me as we speak
If you are Turkish you can feel the governments symbolic ding dong in you all the time 😊
@@KillerViper16man I love taxes. So does that watermelon seller
🧐🤨
@@KillerViper16that's how i lost my virginity
everything is so rabbit hole of turkey bro wtf. as a Turk, I'm honored by this passionate work!
this comment section needs a hero!
Where is he then
Am I the guy?
I heard of some guy called the incredible gassy...
Greece invented Turkey
@@chrisschaller9547 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
I had an Armenian teacher in high school that made it a point to inform every class that he refused to teach students of Turkish decent and do his early cry in front of a class room because his family endured the Armenian Genocide
Dude was an ex fratboy from Missouri
As an Armenian, it is good to know that a Turkish Armenian actually embraces his Armenian heritage. Most of them suppress it!
Bruh
There is no such thing, our president Erdogan called them to sit down and open the books, they are scared shitlless Russia and England.
This video is either Marxist Kurdish or Armenian.
Average armenian
Armenian chauvinists are so unhinged that they make Grey Wolves look like liberals
as a turkish man i can say türkiye is muhteşem
31 like var bozmucam
nah muhteşem siktiler ülkeyi geçen karpuz alıyım dedim payam yetmedi 4/1'ini alabildim
Greece and Armenia are better
@@alechboy3578 No
@@AhmetFurkan55 he’s probably moldovan/romanian 🇮🇳
Как турок я подтверждаю, что Анталия прекрасна. 🇹🇷🙏
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxa
What does that mean? I'm yet to be asimilated by the Rusian horde in Antalya 🤠🤠
Turkest Turk in Antalya 💪🏿
@@darkrider95bilmemney82As a Turk I confirm that Antalya is beautiful says google
average southern anatolian
he studied the music, the culture, the perspective of natives, the erdogaphobia quality post as always
ERDOGAN ÎS PRESÎDENT OF VORLD!!!
@@ivario erdogan v2 god
@@ivario" Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! ERDOĞAAAN! "
as someone Turkish, this was beautiful, i shed a tear.
Beatles (Turkiye style):
2:00 - yesterday
3:34 - hard day's night
Thank you I was looking for this lol
As a Turkish lad from the city of Ankara, I can confirm that the architecture is beautiful here, especially in the city square. Would be a shame if an earthquake destroyed it...
come to bağlıca😊
holy sheiit jewish conspiracy, HAARP?
Ankara da fay hattı bile yok (neredeyse) :d
@@isimbulamadm7972Yok ama olur da 5 büyüklüğünde deprem olursa bütün binalar toza döner onu kastetmiş
dude what about istanbul we all gonna get fucked up. no matter how much they try to rebuild houses it will never be enough its so scary. also funny profile picture
Oh baby, my favorite country 🇩🇪
3:34 Song is "Zümrüt - Ne Zormuş Unutmak" originally The Beatles' "Hard Day's Night" from 1971.
sen adamsın biliyo musun
I was impressed that Mao had so much knowledge of Turkey lore.
He has spies posing as Uyghur refugees.
These knowledge made me think that he is an undercover karaboga
this video has more publicity value than our ministry of tourism's last ten year tourism campaign. thank you wow_mao for trying to restore our economy
Bu doğru adaşım (evet gerçek adım kerem)
31 likes 😏
I say as a Turk, it was the best summary of Turkey I've ever watched in my life, I wish we, the young people of this land, came to this country as tourists like you, 1 dollar is equal to 25 Turkish liras.
29 liras now lol
31 ;)
31 now
@@dna1438 31? hmmmmm
T H E E C O N O M Y I S G O O D
Artvin yeşillikler içinde bir yer dünyanın en güzel coğrafyasına sahip sen bu resimleri nereden buldum tamamıyla gerçek dışı.
1000% respect to the turkish people from ingerlund 💪🏴🇹🇷
Much respect for the cheapest holidays on EU border.
Much respect for you too, thank you for infesting our Riviera with Barry, 63s 🇬🇪💪🏿♥💪🏻🇹🇳
@@eges72 you are very welcome. thank you for infesting our fish and chip shops 💪🏻🏴🇹🇷🦾
FUCK ENGLAND!!
YES TÜRKİYE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Says the Turk :D
2:19 condensed an entire region into 'they eat fish and have fucking ugly mountains' then moved on LMAO
the ugly mountains are in south east anatolia, black sea region is beautiful asf
ahaha bro actually that region has a lot of mountains and forests. If you love bears, you will certainly love that part of turkey XD
@@yldrmbayezid8643 siktir lan neresi çirkiğn
beacuse it is lmao
it is the armpit of the whole country, their people are the most disgusting people you can encounter with
so are the middle anatolians
Bro the cities have better mosques and even churches than 😭😭😭 proper infrastructure😭😭
Admin confirmed to be Turkish. There ain't no way he knows this much from only memes and stuff!
Mastürbasyon! 😂🤣🤣
We are all turks
Everyone is Turkic bro dont forget about rule 1 of being Turkish. Everyone descended from holy turkic race
@@highgrounder5238 resistence is futile :))
He does the same for every country or region,he obviously gets help from people who are actually from that country
As a Turk, my brain is crying and screaming and singing a mehter march and cursing and laughing at the same time.
You missed the part where Turkish drama series stars are rolling in their banknotes after their goofy series get popular in the levant.
Levant, SA, India and Spain (for some fucked up reason)
Pakistan
@@OVODnetwhat the hell does that have to do with turkish serials being popular?
in the balkans too, those series get translated and played often on cable TV(most of the time dubbed because old people need glasses to read, but it's a shit dub)
in Russia as well
I personally know a couple of girls who unironically started learning Turkish to watch these shows unsubbed and undubbed
God bless you for this amazing video, tears fell off my eyes as i kept watching it. Truly a classic 😢 (typing from my home in Berlin, tengri Türkü korusun 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷)
Akp oymeni misin yani?
As a Turkish, the moment I saw 31 in the video, I LMAO'd much more than the laughter I had in the rest of the video. XDDD
Gülemem kardeş 31 olmadan gülemem
@@KillerViper16 31 olmazsa olmaz…
Efektleri baya komikti ama
pls explain. I'm part armenian but I'll say the genocide was fake if you explain thank you
Could yall brothas explain whats up with 31 maybe?
Harika olmuş bayrak direğinde dalganan adam efsanesin 😂
It’s so amazing to see that Turkey and Greece can’t stop fighting each other, complaining to each other and most importantly THE GOVERNMENTS WEAPONISING THEIR CIVILIANS INTO HATING EACH OTHER. Makes us humans after all 🇬🇷❤️🇹🇷.
I lev ye :) And I am glad that we have taken civilization from Greeks, the oldest culture from neighborhood :) Actually we may have not taken so much democracy :)) even humanity is not so much democratic at all :) humanity is mostly fanatic :)
There is a mistake when we say only states. Greece is violating the agreements by gathering soldiers on the islands and we are only defending ourselves. Our state does not arm anyone and instill hatred.
Turkey doesnt care about Geece😹
Wow easy bros I get it now you really do hate greeks okay
Eastern Anatolia is wild... When I was a kid my grandfather would tell me his memories in which he shot at a wolf pack that was pursuing his sled carriage, he managed to shoot a wolf dead using the last bullet he had with his mauser, and then the wolves stopped to eat the one that died, or maybe they were just afraid
this vid reminded me that thanks mao türkiye bir numara 🤠
You mean Armenian Highlands
@@hieraticsI dont see any arm*nian around here
eastern anatolia is the wild west of Turkey
@@kingdomofmapping1988 basiacly yeah
@@kingdomofmapping1988 East Anatolia is just the last frontier like Alaska
As a Filipino who got chased by a gang of Turkeys when I was a child which made me climb a guava tree. I approve this video. Totally Turkish. 🇬🇷
Real
31
I love philippine 😎🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
31
I love turkiye 🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳
Mükemmel Bir video yapmışsınn😭✨✨
For those who didn't get the references:
0:01 : Footage of President Erdoğan's famous video call to a news anchor during the 2016 coup, urging people to get on the streets and resist, except this time with a snapchat filter
0:25 Average Turk after election
0:35 Reference to another Wow_mao video called average greek vs turk, this time with commentary from hasanabi
1:04 Istanbul Istanbul Istanbul, largest european city, you hear about it all the time and its always full of tourists
1:15 Showing true istanbul with recent unrest, protests against govt etc.
1:28 Aegan region has ruins from the days the area belonged to the.......Greek (ew)
1:41 Region is just full of Russian tourists in the summer due to ease of acsessibilty (planes still fly between russia and turkiye despite the war)
2:22 Nothing but Sardines and ugly mountains
2:42 Turkic tribes?
2:56 this region has lots of Kurds and a fervent independence movement (opposed by many turks)
3:14 Basically the Turkish version of 69, funny number with funny connotation (31 means to masturbate due to...reasons)
3:24 This, so true omg. Basically the capitol Ankara is just a city in the middle of nowhere and full of grey buildings, and there isnt much to do there tbh (compared to Istanbul)
3:41 Armenia is to the East of Türkiye, and many Armeniens uses to live in the east of the country. However, if you were to call a Turk an Armenian.... basically, just don't call a Turkish person, Greek, Arabic, Armenian, Kurdish, Syrian/Middle Eastern or Greek unless you can backup your accusation with muscles gained from carrying Aygaz Gas Canisters
Song at 2:01???
@@dimmadometvMavi Işıklar - Yalnızım
act it's cover of The Beatles - Yesterday
2:56 i thought that was drake land :(
I love how you said Greek twice
What about the video and song at 0:23? Who is that cutie?
I am not Turkish but I feel so much Turkish education pumping through me. Much love 🇺🇸❤🇹🇳
🇹🇳❤️🇲🇾
🇦🇿❤🇱🇷
🇱🇷❤️🇹🇳
African bros
man at least we dont eat plain food lmao
@@miyaavi bro thinks turkiye is a food 💀
2:21 Nokia Ringtone Turkish Edition (2012 remix)
It's CLEANNNN
1:35 guy says ne which means yes in Greek. So happy for him to embrace his new nationality so quickly.
And it also means "what" in turkish
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
As a Nomadic Feudal Catholic Alcoholic Gnome Believing Rice Eating Desert-Mountain Dwelling Irish Filipino Singaporean Albania-Turk Algerian, I can totally confirm this video is true.
Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
:QWEQWEWQEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWE
3:17 if you think they're drunk you've never seen an average Trakya resident
Imagine being Turkish in 21 century
damn am i rare
@@qqq3494you’re one of a kind
@@Normal_difficulty69 two of a kimd
imagine being turkish in 31th century
@@trebuchet8568 SJJSJSKAJSJAKAHAJAJAHAHKAJAJSJSJJA
0:45 AUNT STOLE THE BUST OF ATATURK
As a German person, I confirm that Germany feels like a second turkey
Turkey feels like second Syria at this point, don't worry.
And here in Turkey it feels like syria Afganistan Union.
Spanish people feel the same way about Germans & Mallorca
@@TragicAyk you God damn right
@@rayleigh3047 goddamnit
ok i didnt expected a 31 joke in your channel 3:12 never laughed this hard
Wait what does this mean
There is a phrase named "31 çekmek" in Turkish and it means "jerking off" 😂
@@colatf2 its a special code for specific situation. We Türks like to be mysterious.
@@talha6852I like how you try to be all mysterious but the other guy just spills it..😅
@@SumeriyaYaxlaka nope, It's factual. İt cames from empire times when people ruled by sharia and it was forbidden to talk any sexualised thing outside your house. So people took the Letters öf the "masturbation"s Turkish version, coded their Letters to Numbers, then used it to talk this thing.
It's better knowing whats what.
as someone who has been to antalya twice, i can confirm that it is more russian than russia could ever be
ukraine and russia might be having a war rn but they come to unify in turkey.
such is the power of 🇹🇳🇹🇳TR🇹🇳🇹🇳
we'll literally sell our country off to anyone if u got the money call us if you got 10 dollars (don't covert it to turkish liras cause you'll need trucks to move that many banknotes)
Except it's not cold(in fact very hot)
@@WorthyTRRwarm water port
as a turkish dude,i laughed that very loud.nice content
Bu video o kadar güzel araştırılmış ki.. tebrikler.
Adam egeye yunan dedi :D
@@oyunkafas3838 💀
@@oyunkafas3838 Tarihi yerler Yunanistan'a benziyor çünkü o yüzden ve bu bir ironi kanalı her şey ile dalga geçiyor
holy shit this video was so good.
წადი დაიძინე, გვიანია
hi funny georgian man
as a 31 fan i can totally say this video is admirable
CKHSCHKACFUOZHCKHVKGAHVHKHva
2:00 şarkının adı; mavi ışıklar - yalnızım. Çok güzel Bir şarkı kesinlikle öneririm
i think with every video wow_mao uploads he loses a little tiny chunk of his sanity
big*
Assuming he had any before he started the channel
What years of alcoholism and smoking does to a Filipino brain
@@chickensoldier9790 cant lose any if you dont have any
@@kunduraci30taps forehead moment
Truly one of the Turkish videos of all time, absolutely beautiful. 🇹🇷
Love to Turkey from Russia, I love your beautiful country
I love you too bro
love u😝😝😝😝
Stop buying houses from here bro, you love us too much.
Mate stop buying every goddamn house in my hometown you guys quadrupled the rent prices in the last 3 years 💀
please stay as tourists, not residents. like the guys above me said, real estate prices gone unhinged 'cuz of y'all bruh
love from antalya
i love "welcome to turkey" intro 0:47
As an Indonesian living in Ankara, I can confirm that this, in fact, is another certified wow_mao banger
Indonesians trying not to get a scholarship or citizenship in Turkey to escape the hellhole that is the Wakanda of South East Asia challenge : Impossible
@@worlds3061I'm an Indonesian but LONG LIVE TURKEY 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪
@@worlds3061 dude, i swear to god i literally just saw you under a Girls last tour video a few days ago
@@ajanshark Damn, what a coincidence you reminded me to watch that show again its been awhile
@@worlds3061 its a must to watch that show every two years or so
Or when you are feeling like nothing really matters in life
Has got to be the most depressing yet peaceful, most hopeless yet hopeful, most saddening yet soothing anime out there. Truly a hidden gem
And also: what are the odds of me reading your comment under that video of a very underrated show that barely anyone know and then coming across you here just a few days later?
As a Turkish person, I can say that this is genuinely how we greet people in Türkiye
As a turkish person i didn’t even seen the entire video and i can already feel this will going to be %100 percent accurate
Edit: yep this is %100 percent accurate
Edit 2: so some people told me how i wrote the percent wrong but nobody knows *why* i did it that way
İt’s because i wanted to describe how accurate the video is so jokes on you silly people who thought i write it wrong
(All of the things that i just wrote was true and i totally not made this up right now so that people don’t know that i can’t write percentes right)
Percent 100 percent
Hundred percent percent
you didnt have to say that you're turkish after forming that sentence dawg 💀💀💀💀
@@BxFlex917 💀💀💀💀
@@BxFlex917 we are Türks and we cant breathe without saying we are Türks.
İm also Türk.
As a Turk from Ankara I can confirm everything in this video.
theres no way youve made this video, you either got some help from a turkish guy or a turkish dude made this. If otherwise damn.. huge respect.
Not what I expected when my friends told me I made it in the video 😂 😂
ulan israil dölü 😡😡😡😡😡😡How dare you call the land of the great republic of TÜRKİYE🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 yun*n? Who are you? Huh who the fuck are you????? 😡😡😡🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 lan bak balkan fışkırığı chilren of anatolia hak mak tanımaz just gonna shoots🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬if you have greek god all of yunan(they are not hellenic or greco gayreece is just lame ion race😂😂😂😂😂) would have these lands but they now just have little islanda😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but TÜRKS(karrrabogas) have literally best places in the world ever exits💥💥💥💥💫💫💫💫💫i just gonna say to you "learn swim" but GLORİOUS MUSTAFA KEMAL PASHA(subhanallah)😲😲🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩alredy teached to you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Islamitischsıçma
Greetings from Macedonia to Turkiye 🇲🇰🇹🇷
love 🇧🇬 from 🇹🇳
❤❤
As a Türk I can confirm that Marmara and the eastern parts are beatiful I am from Azerbaijan
0:23 most of the Z gen will become this man in 5 years in Turkiye, trust me.
As a crypto armenian living in turkey i will regret exposing this fact publicly and now i fear for my life 🇹🇷❤🇦🇲
🇦🇲k
Real
knk merak etme biz sizin gibi bebek katili değiliz ,köyleri basıp insanın aklına gelmeyecek işkenceler yapmıyoruz. Türkiyede bir sürü ermeni köyü var kimse kimseye karışmıyor ,seni mi düşüneceğiz aq ,burda türkiyeye sallıyorsun onun bunun çocuğu
I'll track you down m8
no 👉🏻 🇹🇷❤️🇦🇲
love to Turkey from Poland
pwuj!
that word means "love" it is how poland people feel for turkey
Oh great. Will totally utter that word in front of my profesor when I go to Poland for erasmus😊
wow!
Thanks so muckk love from turkiye🇹🇳
man release a list of songs you used in this meme most of them are dope
As a profesional Turkish person of 18 years, this video is really 31(funniest thing in the entire universe)
As a Scotts-Russian currently visiting Turkey sitting in a hotel room in Istanbul, I can confirm that this is 100% Turkish.
The timing of this is immaculate.
Come to Esenyurt 🥰🥰
@@TheFalseShepphard 😅😅😅
How was Turkey
So nice of you to make a video about Greece
💀
In the comments, everyone says they are joking, but you can't make fun of a magnificent nation with thousands of years of culture just for the sake of a joke. You can criticize our government, but you can't turn it into a joke. It is the duty of all Turkish people to defend this nation. Don't compare us to you because of the unconsciousness among Turks.
You can make fun of certain aspects of any country and make fun of them, especially when they have the resources to change them but don't. You have a law that bans insulting the head of state, in your case, Erdogan. Does that mean he makes every perfect decision every time? No, criticism is a healthy process of any group, community, region, culture, and country. If you're not allowed to speak, you are then not allowed to share thoughts, the very thoughts that propel human civilization forward.
As a Ataturk i can confirm i found this amazing country
I just watched the video. Definitely a job well done. It is absolutely beautiful that you research Turkish mime culture and make jokes that only Turks can understand. Your Turkish audience loves you
Im going to turkey this summer, thanks for the comprehensive guide on what to expect!
Come to Gaziantep and we will feed you the most sugary diabetes fuel on Earth alongside some pastry and pistachios (you'll have a heart attack at your 40s)
@@darkrider95bilmemney82 Too far unfortunatly im going to greece (izmir)
watch out for refugees bro. there are about 15 million :(
@@hectorberlioz7350Siz de bokunu çıkardınız kanka. Dün 10 diyorsunuz bugün 15 diyorsun yarında 5 milyon daha mı ekleyecen bir karar verin artık kaç tane mülteci olduğuna.
@TerreBlancheDuo yo bro i live in russia (antalya)
the intro be sounding like a boss fight theme, i approve of all ur vids
If you ever want to visit Turkey and looking for some recommendations, I have one for you: Leave.
As a turkish person, this video is so accurate if I didn't know wowmao I'd think this was done by another turkish person. Down to the 31 segment everything was too fucking accurate.
This hits harder than Maos little red book 🔥🔥🔥
3:51 🫡(last nationalist turkish guy)