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  • @wowmao
    @wowmao  Месяц назад +2659

    Everyone who reads this, we don’t know each other and probably never will but I wish you all the best in life and all the luck in the world 💕🥰❤️❤️ #donotsmoke

    • @kaetrianos
      @kaetrianos Месяц назад +165

      im smoking after this

    • @simon10135
      @simon10135 Месяц назад +62

      I love smoke fr fr

    • @bigtabbyxd
      @bigtabbyxd Месяц назад +51

      might have another cigarette

    • @GeneticSteve
      @GeneticSteve Месяц назад +35

      You're not a doctor, you can't tell me what to do.

    • @juna069
      @juna069 Месяц назад +1

      Take that ski mask off you pagpag merchant

  • @TheBoiBaz
    @TheBoiBaz Месяц назад +10282

    >23 minute video smoking cigarettes
    >swear words censored

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf Месяц назад +150

      hell fuckin yeah

    • @boooomerwang
      @boooomerwang Месяц назад +46

      6:02

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce Месяц назад

      ​HEY! You can say that man.... ​@@hello-rq8kf

    • @rainhat1
      @rainhat1 Месяц назад +22

      yuotvbe yes saar

    • @ohajohaha
      @ohajohaha Месяц назад +5

      @@TheBoiBaz 13:39

  • @scarymonsters9130
    @scarymonsters9130 Месяц назад +3875

    Your rich friend and unemployed friend on a Wednesday afternoon:

    • @Danielscuriosity2
      @Danielscuriosity2 Месяц назад

      Your comment needs a panel of a low bitrate image of these two fellers just smoke and stare at the camera
      For post reddit meme.
      Or something around the idea

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude Месяц назад

      Who's the rich one lol?

    • @ricardo-2019-v5
      @ricardo-2019-v5 Месяц назад +21

      Algeria history have a long History

    • @777shennnn
      @777shennnn Месяц назад +5

      @@ricardo-2019-v5 avg numidian history enjoyer

    • @ricardo-2019-v5
      @ricardo-2019-v5 Месяц назад

      @@777shennnn 🇨🇵🇲🇦🏳️‍🌈🇮🇱🤮

  • @randomguy7176
    @randomguy7176 Месяц назад +2343

    "God I miss smoking cigarets."
    "It has been one day bro"
    Average smoker experience

  • @alex1998V
    @alex1998V Месяц назад +1843

    Balkan kids when they reach the age of 12

  • @richieh6840
    @richieh6840 Месяц назад +1776

    Been thinking about smoking lately after quitting 6 months ago, these dorks made smoking look that uncool that I’m never touching them again

    • @howmuchlonger9610
      @howmuchlonger9610 Месяц назад +184

      This might be my favorite comment I’ve seen on RUclips

    • @pier.s4111
      @pier.s4111 Месяц назад +16

      @@howmuchlonger9610 not seen alot of YT comments then

    • @wobbelater7626
      @wobbelater7626 Месяц назад +27

      it made me want to smoke again

    • @abdulmohid3519
      @abdulmohid3519 Месяц назад +8

      Keep it up wow mao

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 29 дней назад

      Thousandth like 🔥

  • @thedootslayer6983
    @thedootslayer6983 Месяц назад +8327

    Im a 13 year old boy from Kazakhstan, thank you wowmao for inspiring me into using my mother's money for groceries to buy cigarettes ❤

    • @astridisaacs8129
      @astridisaacs8129 Месяц назад +502

      We coping with a nicotine addiction to forget our abusive Kazakh father with this one!!11!1 100%

    • @zubal6121
      @zubal6121 Месяц назад +90

      Based

    • @bgggsht
      @bgggsht Месяц назад

      @@thedootslayer6983 Back in cummunism here in Poland kids could buy cigs in cornershops no problem, my mom used to buy them for her parents lol

    • @GaikotsuSenpai
      @GaikotsuSenpai Месяц назад +85

      Keep it up son and you'll get far in your life 👍

    • @kerbal_lE
      @kerbal_lE Месяц назад +93

      Im a 8 year old girl this will be my inspiration for stealing my dads cigarettes and using them💖💗💕

  • @LiteralSwan
    @LiteralSwan Месяц назад +11576

    fentanyl tier list when?

    • @Totally_not_alpharius
      @Totally_not_alpharius Месяц назад +295

      ketamine tier list when?

    • @retardmode
      @retardmode Месяц назад

      philly fent better be in s tier

    • @GallowBoob
      @GallowBoob Месяц назад +45

      wowmao lived in britain not seattle

    • @deleuzer370
      @deleuzer370 Месяц назад +49

      It’s all S tier

    • @maf2528
      @maf2528 Месяц назад +57

      "Tranq is a clear S tier."
      "you agree geo?"
      "..."
      "He agrees"

  • @Karb0nz
    @Karb0nz Месяц назад +2888

    That ashtray speaks volumes on why these guys are more than qualified for this tierlist

    • @klof4276
      @klof4276 Месяц назад +17

      No Pueblo?...

    • @lillexus5589
      @lillexus5589 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@klof4276no Gauloises either.

    • @klof4276
      @klof4276 Месяц назад +2

      @@lillexus5589 but no Pueblo tho...?

    • @klof4276
      @klof4276 Месяц назад +1

      @@Karb0nz why no pueblo????????

    • @thekiddocook1554
      @thekiddocook1554 Месяц назад +3

      Pueblo went to have lunch

  • @timmurphy4844
    @timmurphy4844 Месяц назад +535

    This is peak student activity on the first week back when everyone has money from summer jobs

  • @ALLTHETIME-ALLTHETIME
    @ALLTHETIME-ALLTHETIME Месяц назад +171

    The editing makes it feel like im actively getting cancer 10/10

  • @gahmuretvanbegonia994
    @gahmuretvanbegonia994 Месяц назад +6979

    >my teeth aren't actually this yellow,
    that's some top tier COPE

    • @bruhthe3rd436
      @bruhthe3rd436 Месяц назад +570

      Fr like bro is making a CIGARETTE TIER LIST and is like "i swear my teeth aren't yellow"... yeah says the smoker 😭

    • @bgggsht
      @bgggsht Месяц назад +85

      I think he's totally yellow

    • @randombritishperson.
      @randombritishperson. Месяц назад +274

      Man's Filipino genes didn't save him from British nationality.

    • @wier2920
      @wier2920 Месяц назад +18

      They do seem whiter when the lighting changes later tho

    • @Varraz
      @Varraz Месяц назад +15

      @@randombritishperson. He's preparing fot the Bethel nut tierlist

  • @hjeriz
    @hjeriz Месяц назад +4115

    dropping this video while I stopped smoking two days ago is legit criminal

    • @holycrusader9268
      @holycrusader9268 Месяц назад +69

      Naww 🙏😭

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr Месяц назад +351

      just one more puff

    • @alphar9539
      @alphar9539 Месяц назад +44

      @@hjeriz embrace yourself

    • @Lazeee__
      @Lazeee__ Месяц назад

      just one more ciggy aint gonna hurt

    • @htsgm
      @htsgm Месяц назад +103

      dont smoke if you get urges
      i hope you can quit them

  • @NotLuigi
    @NotLuigi Месяц назад +1322

    Bro has 10 packs of cigarettes to review and still brought his vape

  • @MasterofRoflness
    @MasterofRoflness Месяц назад +465

    can we get a weed strain tier list?

  • @garretwoeller7669
    @garretwoeller7669 Месяц назад +153

    "This the first time I've smiled in months" truly the greatest comedy is tragedy.

  • @pianoman11001
    @pianoman11001 Месяц назад +1343

    bro on the left is the most West Virginia looking brit i've seen in my life

  • @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
    @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer Месяц назад +1053

    this is like the cold ones set if they were in poverty

    • @clever2769
      @clever2769 Месяц назад +33

      Cigs expensive af wdym

    • @UseCod.
      @UseCod. Месяц назад

      @@clever27692$

    • @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
      @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer Месяц назад +142

      @@clever2769 that's why they ended up in poverty

    • @Psychonaut165
      @Psychonaut165 Месяц назад +8

      That’s a brick wall dude. Bricks are expensive af wym

    • @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
      @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer Месяц назад +58

      @@Psychonaut165 this is england we're talking about here, whether you're well off or a chimney-sweeping street urchin you're born into a red brick cube that goes against modern safety codes

  • @clownimpregnator
    @clownimpregnator Месяц назад +1803

    I don't smoke. I will never smoke. I watched every second of this.

    • @screwstatists7324
      @screwstatists7324 Месяц назад +78

      Just once bro!

    • @nedimic5271
      @nedimic5271 Месяц назад

      You should start smoking

    • @poritodoggo
      @poritodoggo Месяц назад +109

      never say never king

    • @guest8761
      @guest8761 Месяц назад +46

      Has said every single smoker at one point (me)

    • @rankoss3437
      @rankoss3437 Месяц назад +6

      I haven’t smoked since Monday and will smoke noe

  • @alexanderjacobs3627
    @alexanderjacobs3627 Месяц назад +43

    facial reconstruction of wow_mao reveals him to be an exact replica of your coworker at dominos

  • @Saltine1549
    @Saltine1549 Месяц назад +115

    If you guys are set to continue smoking, it could be an interesting and original series to have people send you packs of cigarettes from around the world, and you can teirlist different packs from different countries. I dont know how wide your reach is, but you guys really make this work and be super entertaining

    • @Blurriy
      @Blurriy Месяц назад +4

      NickTheSmoker

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv Месяц назад +4

      @jacobfuckingjones

    • @Blurriy
      @Blurriy Месяц назад +1

      @@nitroxylictv smoking 10 cigarettes at once to die 10 times as quickly

  • @alexanderherzog3064
    @alexanderherzog3064 Месяц назад +508

    I once smoked a chungwa at a train station in a small town in Italy called Domodossola. A chinese exchange student who spoke almost no english offered me some while we waiting for our next train (we both were headed to Milan). That cig, plus a coffee, plus the Italian alps were peak life

    • @bluemlimaamusique6253
      @bluemlimaamusique6253 Месяц назад +8

      I swear, smoking at the train station in domodossola especially when the mountains still have some snow is epic.

    • @alexanderherzog3064
      @alexanderherzog3064 Месяц назад +2

      @@bluemlimaamusique6253 it was a 10/10 experience. Mid March so there was still some snow on the mountains too

    • @antonmariag
      @antonmariag 2 дня назад

      I love domo with its damp athmosphere. Lucky to only be 1h away with the train… ;)

  • @Grrt
    @Grrt Месяц назад +1006

    Smoking cigarettes with a la haine t shirt, this is how it's done

    • @gwarfan1994
      @gwarfan1994 Месяц назад +2

      ya

    • @papaguro
      @papaguro Месяц назад +12

      Never expected an apex youtuber to be here

    • @masterealms5961
      @masterealms5961 Месяц назад +1

      oui

    • @jowjow__2295
      @jowjow__2295 Месяц назад +12

      n the yung lean unknown memeory tshirt they dripped out

    • @kaidenisme9521
      @kaidenisme9521 Месяц назад +2

      @@jowjow__2295 spotted that too lol

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Месяц назад +1515

    After consulting several Bulgarian intellectuals, Wow_Mao was finally able to determine the defintive quality ciggies

  • @jbod4539
    @jbod4539 Месяц назад +78

    This video comes out and then 2 weeks later Charlie goes on hiatus, coincidence?

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood Месяц назад +69

    I've never smoked, and this is giving me withdrawals

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Месяц назад +5

      I smoke like, once every few months.
      And same.

  • @legoman1765
    @legoman1765 Месяц назад +514

    Tf2 Spy knows his cigarettes well.

    • @D.A.V.I.D.36
      @D.A.V.I.D.36 Месяц назад +23

      He's celebrating the recent improvements to the game

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude Месяц назад

      Well of course, he's French.

  • @toywang7784
    @toywang7784 Месяц назад +392

    Bro just smoked the best Chinese cigarette brand and the shittiest at the same time in one video

  • @nicolaszenho6320
    @nicolaszenho6320 Месяц назад +333

    Wow_mao, thanks for making this video! I'm an impressionable teen looking to get into a new vice, and this tierlist reallly helped me make my decision inbetween alcohol or tobacco!

    • @foxadee
      @foxadee Месяц назад +45

      Do both and throw in some pot on occasion too.

    • @qbbas22
      @qbbas22 Месяц назад +34

      Don't choose just one of them !!! Drink and smoke at the same time for the best achievable experience. Doing since 15 years old, highly recommended 🤗

    • @jhonmiths1344
      @jhonmiths1344 Месяц назад +18

      I’m vicemaxxing

    • @deusvult8808
      @deusvult8808 Месяц назад +8

      Should recommend some gambling on the side to have full Balkan highschooler pack

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine Месяц назад

      @@foxadee dont forget about doing lines of coke too 😊😊😊😊

  • @MutiKush
    @MutiKush Месяц назад +25

    ciggie tier list while drinking absolute pish is top tier comedy

  • @DanisKurahovic
    @DanisKurahovic Месяц назад +26

    i watched this video for like 5 minutes and wondered what would be there at the end. i skip a little up and just see like 5 beers on the table and the boys smiling. Great video

  • @xetity284
    @xetity284 Месяц назад +987

    Wow mao, the cancer is near... be sure to spend your last days making youtube shorts.

    • @AJ-zu7ct
      @AJ-zu7ct Месяц назад +41

      May the end be swift

    • @muramasa870
      @muramasa870 Месяц назад +27

      And argue with people on internet

  • @binyot5505
    @binyot5505 Месяц назад +598

    five hundred cigarettes

  • @toywang7784
    @toywang7784 Месяц назад +1088

    That last ones name is 七匹狼 which means septwolves or seven wolves, and honestly if I ever saw one smoking that on the street here in China I keep my distance cuz whoever smokes that does not mess around, he’s got nothing to lose

  • @vedadhadzimehmedagic1438
    @vedadhadzimehmedagic1438 Месяц назад +17

    I really fucking waited for someone to this because i hated that video when he didn't even take a puff

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 29 дней назад +4

      It is obscene how far I had to scroll to find someone who finally said it.

  • @mcsui
    @mcsui Месяц назад +27

    Looking forward to the toothpaste tier list

  • @QarlYogurt
    @QarlYogurt Месяц назад +304

    From runestones in scandinavia, to ancient hieroglyphics in Egypt, to ancient scibes in China, to totem poles in america, to statues in Rome, they all told us about this video.

  • @doorwiththecabletv
    @doorwiththecabletv Месяц назад +430

    This is the modern equivalent of those Greek guys sitting at that white place or someshit

    • @dakiler2028
      @dakiler2028 Месяц назад +23

      Smoking Assos taxi driver cigarettes. Normal Greeks smoke Karelia gold

    • @egeciran1785
      @egeciran1785 Месяц назад +11

      @@dakiler2028 karelia gold is goated

    • @CG-yq2xy
      @CG-yq2xy Месяц назад +4

      @@egeciran1785 Shhhh. Karelia for cigarettes is what loux is for soft drinks.

    • @Soldado94aliasUnit594
      @Soldado94aliasUnit594 Месяц назад +1

      The Athenian Academy?

  • @dopefish93
    @dopefish93 Месяц назад +244

    Ah, the carlsberg mouth rinse between the smokes to neutralize flavor. The true sign of a real ciggarete connoisseur

  • @crazehsmile
    @crazehsmile Месяц назад +31

    Never have I thought I'd watch someone on RUclips partake in me and my friends' favourite pastime, smoking cigarettes and getting piss drunk on a random afternoon
    Godspeed my fellow nicotine enjoyer

  • @argreath
    @argreath Месяц назад +15

    Make them smoke a Newport and they’ll add an F- tier just for it

  • @cannonballking7
    @cannonballking7 Месяц назад +1331

    Shaving years off the lifespan to make everyone's day just that little more brighter. The true mark of a real nicotine enthusiast...

    • @alphar9539
      @alphar9539 Месяц назад +45

      @@cannonballking7 a true mao of the people.

    • @GaikotsuSenpai
      @GaikotsuSenpai Месяц назад +11

      Amen brother

    • @fabiofanatix1
      @fabiofanatix1 Месяц назад

      My French grandmother lived to 112 and she smoked like a coal factory you're spreading misinformation to bring down the most oppressed class: Smokers and Filipinos

    • @bumpersincapped
      @bumpersincapped Месяц назад +4

      and geopold was there too

    • @drakegears
      @drakegears Месяц назад +1

      Amen

  • @popovski4385
    @popovski4385 Месяц назад +185

    this video gave filthy frank nostalgia idk why. 10/10

    • @AlexAlex-vk9sy
      @AlexAlex-vk9sy Месяц назад +24

      They‘re both literally Gen Z filfthy frank and idubbz lol

    • @Scaevola9449
      @Scaevola9449 Месяц назад +7

      It's none other than Dirty Bloke and Mr. Negi Generation Neo

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 Месяц назад +2

      the bg music... and the chilllll attitude

    • @pain_rain609
      @pain_rain609 Месяц назад

      are you racist or something?

    • @gokicuy
      @gokicuy Месяц назад +4

      im tottaly with you on this

  • @DesertPunks
    @DesertPunks Месяц назад +610

    I had a dream one time that i got offered a Chunghwa by a chinese office worker on his smoke break.

    • @Stuharris
      @Stuharris Месяц назад +71

      Damn, that's a güd fukin' dream. I'd be deep divin' into the lucid dreamscape chasing that dragon.
      You could file this one in the memory hole as: Zen and the art of smoking cigarettes

    • @33up24
      @33up24 Месяц назад

      Base

    • @Anyposs
      @Anyposs Месяц назад +2

      transcendent

    • @dankestcow1845
      @dankestcow1845 Месяц назад +4

      You met god

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Месяц назад +1

      My dreams always end up with me getting arrested so sounds like you're WINNING

  • @goldengod5915
    @goldengod5915 Месяц назад +5

    Man I do love Charlie but when he dropped that video and didn’t even smoke them, I was disappointed. Thank you for making this. You’re all heroes.

  • @nick8422
    @nick8422 Месяц назад +26

    not beating the british teeth allegations with this one

  • @Solid_Gravy
    @Solid_Gravy Месяц назад +665

    Vodka tierlist when? Leo needs to prove Finlandia actually is the shit.

    • @kuczaracza
      @kuczaracza Месяц назад +17

      Tho Finlandia is great, smooth and quite gentle

    • @lunalangton5776
      @lunalangton5776 Месяц назад +48

      all vodka tastes the same, drinking anything other than the cheapest vodka is bourgeois

    • @kuczaracza
      @kuczaracza Месяц назад +27

      @@lunalangton5776 I can pay few euros just to avoid Żubrówka

    • @SettingsGear
      @SettingsGear Месяц назад +2

      It doesn't make any difference down the road.

    • @fightthepowerman
      @fightthepowerman Месяц назад

      ​@@lunalangton5776nah m8. You stray away from the Glenns because of the worse hangover.

  • @ismayonez6865
    @ismayonez6865 Месяц назад +396

    Sun Tzu says "If your wife smokes Chungwa Soft, you need not fear the result of 100 unwanted pregnancies."

  • @tunyi0
    @tunyi0 Месяц назад +529

    guys smoke a cig that literally tastes like shit and put it over camel. i can respect that

  • @heyitsjakeywastaken
    @heyitsjakeywastaken День назад +2

    you guys give off the same vibes as the shitlords from back in the day of early youtube just without the chaos. definitely subscribing.

  • @subcomandanteche7039
    @subcomandanteche7039 Месяц назад +16

    Turkish adiyamani cigarettes can turn a man into optimus prime

  • @strutu_8342
    @strutu_8342 Месяц назад +440

    this killed my adopted chinese 6 year old thank you wow mao

    • @MangUcokProductions
      @MangUcokProductions Месяц назад +16

      Do you mean your free sweatshop worker?

    • @strutu_8342
      @strutu_8342 Месяц назад

      @@MangUcokProductions not free, 0.25 cents an hour !

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 Месяц назад +29

    • @gatoloco3949
      @gatoloco3949 Месяц назад +3

      I wanna know how to get those emojis. Bruh

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 Месяц назад +4

      @@gatoloco3949 Press on the 😄when you use YT on your PC. Then press on the to get the good stuff

  • @aljewin591
    @aljewin591 Месяц назад +867

    Weed Smokers🤓: this is errrmmm like the sativa ultrakush VVizard blend it has the optimal THC and CBD content
    Cigarette Smokers🤑: I get blue because I like the color blue

    • @billywhale1293
      @billywhale1293 Месяц назад +61

      The ones who love both: dude shut up and pass it already

    • @warshrine8635
      @warshrine8635 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@billywhale1293nothing like the cigarette after the joint really kicks it in

    • @billywhale1293
      @billywhale1293 Месяц назад +2

      @@warshrine8635 the only experience that compares is the stacked 1g bowl of tab green and keef

    • @notme5844
      @notme5844 Месяц назад +17

      Plenty of us weed smokers pick their weed because the name sounds funny too. Nothing like some Alaskan Thunderfuck or some Cheetah Piss. I dont even know off the top of my head if they are sative or indica lmao.

    • @billywhale1293
      @billywhale1293 Месяц назад

      @@notme5844 totally based, my favorite strain for comedic potential is probably funkmaster, many puns and jokes to be thought up while watching trailer park boys

  • @rexxer6709
    @rexxer6709 Месяц назад +152

    Im 16 and can't wait to start smoking! Thanks for the inspiration wow_mao!

    • @forgivem4h781
      @forgivem4h781 Месяц назад

      don’t smoke there’s nothing good about it all ur gonna think about is cigarettes

    • @shuenshuen
      @shuenshuen Месяц назад +5

      ​@forgivem4h781 takes time but you incorporate them into your social settings, your schedule, everything and by then its a given, not a thought. Thats when quitting becomes nearly impossible.

    • @PolishJohnWick
      @PolishJohnWick Месяц назад +5

      Everyone will think your cool and baddies will smell the smoke and fly towards you like a cartoon. Remember: The quickest flame to burn is the brightest

    • @Sigmaminon1233
      @Sigmaminon1233 Месяц назад +1

      Bro why wait smoke now and smoke weed

    • @shuenshuen
      @shuenshuen Месяц назад +1

      @tarnishedeldenlord23677 terrible advice gj

  • @drpibisback7680
    @drpibisback7680 19 дней назад +4

    I've never had any desire to smoke, I've never seen any of your videos before, but this whole video was just a great chill vibe.

  • @NiVoldiza
    @NiVoldiza Месяц назад +8

    Smoking dried up cigs that are x amount of months old, instead from an opened pack in order to rate them, is just straight up blasphemy. It's difference between night and day to smoke 'em humid vs. dried up. Specially strong ones.

  • @RHT8901
    @RHT8901 Месяц назад +248

    Legend has it that every pull from a chungwa cigarette grants you +20 social credits

  • @KaiserTwo
    @KaiserTwo Месяц назад +334

    As a Chinese person with several uncles that are always drunk and chain smoking, I am glad you put Chunghwa as an S tier cigarette.
    I can assure you, it has ended many lives and has almost caused the local forest to burn down. ❤️ We even smoke it indoors, in restaurants. You can come if you want free cancer!

    • @jaron8785
      @jaron8785 Месяц назад +1

      xDDDDD

    • @MetalMatrix92
      @MetalMatrix92 20 дней назад

      As a Chinese person you should know who was mao.

  • @wier2920
    @wier2920 Месяц назад +135

    Too late to explore earth,
    too early to explore space,
    Just in time for a mf cig tierlist

  • @brandoe61
    @brandoe61 День назад +1

    i love the fact that he has a giant hashtray in front of him but still he kills the cigarettes on the table

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL Месяц назад +8

    Hey I just want to say Thank You for the breakbeat samples; I think they're really going to unlock my next tune.

  • @simon10135
    @simon10135 Месяц назад +331

    WEE ARE GETTING LUNG CANCER WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @Stuharris
    @Stuharris Месяц назад +184

    Yeah, the Chinese go hard with it, they be smokin' like it's the 1980's over there. And they aint smokin' for pleasure, they're smokin' with a death wish cuz they haven't been allowed to leave the ifone factory for two weeks.

  • @tamamonomae7465
    @tamamonomae7465 Месяц назад +128

    I got Chongwa's on Halloween when I was 17 from this rich Chinese dude who didn't speak any English and didn't have any candy
    Life changing experience, I've been chasing that high ever since

    • @bandit5875
      @bandit5875 Месяц назад +14

      This is so fucking funny

    • @wier2920
      @wier2920 Месяц назад

      Lucky bastard

  • @theortnow3492
    @theortnow3492 22 дня назад +6

    i think im gonna get back into smoking holy shit i need to try those chinese cigarrettes

  • @jorisd6000
    @jorisd6000 Месяц назад +7

    The new deadpool/wolverine movie is looking good

  • @Andernol
    @Andernol Месяц назад +145

    Those latenight darts with strangers after a long night of drinking is the only thing I miss about cigarettes. You always get the strangest cigarettes from the coolest people.

    • @O-pm8bb
      @O-pm8bb Месяц назад +6

      I was in rehab and this one lady gave me some vogue Lilliac ultra thing cigarettes at like 2am 😂 I've never felt so fancy in my life

    • @rchaelk2319
      @rchaelk2319 Месяц назад +1

      Fr tho. Someone handed me an unbranded one (self made) and man... it was the BEST cigarette I've ever tasted. Never found it again 😅

  • @arthurr.2694
    @arthurr.2694 Месяц назад +1036

    Lung cancer speedrun Any%

    • @tamalexpert9212
      @tamalexpert9212 Месяц назад

      “You go thru 2 packs a day? I go thru 2 lighters a day, pussy!”
      -Bill Hicks

    • @jacketpotatoforthee
      @jacketpotatoforthee Месяц назад +14

      dw, the NHS got his back

    • @eclipsek0
      @eclipsek0 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jacketpotatofortheewow Mao doesn't pay his national insueance cuz they too expensive

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney Месяц назад +10

      Cigs dont cause lung cancer

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Месяц назад +25

      Na bro, they're building up their Deadeye

  • @ScottChegger
    @ScottChegger Месяц назад +531

    Damn no Marlboro reds? The real cowboy ciggue

    • @brn2579
      @brn2579 Месяц назад +8

      I recently got a pack, I started cutting the filters in half and now they're decent. I usually smoke unfiltered Largo or 4 Aces.

    • @insertepicname5151
      @insertepicname5151 Месяц назад +28

      It's the Han Chinese of cigarettes

    • @BottomlessCoffee.
      @BottomlessCoffee. Месяц назад +13

      I prefer Camel Classic Filterless for when I go on Hikes and Marlboro Gold for social smoking.

    • @ethme7648
      @ethme7648 Месяц назад +5

      Marlboro man ads were the peak of marketing

    • @dejja7376
      @dejja7376 Месяц назад +18

      and no lucky strikes..?

  • @emuannihilator5774
    @emuannihilator5774 Месяц назад +4

    I have unironically watched this video 6 times or more it is genuinely soothing and I think I should see a psychiatrist.

  • @bran9067
    @bran9067 Месяц назад +2

    Funny thing with the Marlboro gold is that it for years was called lights. Claimed it had less tar and milder taste than the full flavor reds.
    Turns out it’s not healthier and regulations changed and they can’t refer to them as “light” so now they just call them gold. Lol

  • @Mario-us7ds
    @Mario-us7ds Месяц назад +127

    "it's literal shit bro"
    *keeps smoking it*

    • @agustinfernandez5115
      @agustinfernandez5115 Месяц назад +3

      arent all cigs like that in a way anyway? lmao

    • @dinok7630
      @dinok7630 Месяц назад

      @@agustinfernandez5115 nah

    • @michikatsu8505
      @michikatsu8505 Месяц назад

      ​@@agustinfernandez5115 depends, if you don't smoke you likely will think so about any. Being more probably to like flavored ones. Landus change was my first flavored cigarette not considering one from when I was younger
      And honestly, it sucks. It's cheap anyhow. My first one was amazing. I bought lucky strike red and I thought "man, mid to bad" now I like that shit.
      I'm still going to buy a flavored cigarettes this next Friday.

    • @michikatsu8505
      @michikatsu8505 Месяц назад

      ​@@agustinfernandez5115 btw the Hollywood black was sweet and pleasant as fck. Idk if there is one like him, perhaps djarum black kretek?

  • @Koalalover70
    @Koalalover70 Месяц назад +87

    Why I get diagnosed with lung cancer, I’ll tell the doctor that “I got it thanks to the Filipino British superstar Wow_Mao”

    • @Varraz
      @Varraz Месяц назад +5

      Isn't that the guy with the pentagon leaks on his discord?

    • @deusvult8808
      @deusvult8808 Месяц назад

      ​@@VarrazYes

  • @Monsterdemonbbc
    @Monsterdemonbbc Месяц назад +151

    Condom tier list next please (plastic bag supremacy)

    • @Varraz
      @Varraz Месяц назад +24

      Natural sausage casing better be S tier

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr Месяц назад +17

      pig intestine for the win

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 Месяц назад +5

      Plastic wrap is good imo

    • @fatbogan5395
      @fatbogan5395 Месяц назад +5

      Glove gang represent

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr Месяц назад +7

      @@thenasiudk1337 the ol' foreskin and rubber band trick also works

  • @Mojo_Dojo333
    @Mojo_Dojo333 13 дней назад +4

    I actually clicked that Moist video when it came out. I realized they were smelling and playing with the cigs and not smoking them. I had no clue what was going on. Like wtf, why even bother. No offense to him, but how dumb you gotta be to think that was a good idea? Next they should do a steak tier list and judge it by poking them with forks.

  • @PrimarySweeper13
    @PrimarySweeper13 Месяц назад +6

    The rock in the background is staring into all of our souls

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta Месяц назад +68

    - Smoking year old cigarettes
    - being drunk
    the two things one should not do in order to produce an honest cigarette review.
    Still a funny video though

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 26 дней назад +6

      All cigarettes taste good drunk

    • @morrisoy
      @morrisoy 25 дней назад +3

      in vino veritas, you mf

    • @Mojo_Dojo333
      @Mojo_Dojo333 13 дней назад +2

      @@morrisoy Something a boozer would say. Everything tastes better drunk. Truth my ass.

  • @KillerScout-oh5db
    @KillerScout-oh5db Месяц назад +85

    90% of smokers quit before they get the lung cancer achievement

  • @soulbeats135
    @soulbeats135 Месяц назад +214

    "Warning smoking causes cancer and so on"
    Spoken like a true addict

    • @u.s.sdeadass8703
      @u.s.sdeadass8703 Месяц назад +3

      I'm very confused by this comment is it just satire I can't read or are you legitimately making a statement about addiction? if so, what does him mentioning the main health risk associated with smoking have to do with being an addict? pretty sure non-smokers are aware too?

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude Месяц назад

      @@u.s.sdeadass8703 Addicts know the risks of what they're doing, but they don't care, hence the deadpan tone.

    • @IAmTheHomeDepot
      @IAmTheHomeDepot Месяц назад

      @@u.s.sdeadass8703 Bot comment 100%

    • @mrdudepuppet2339
      @mrdudepuppet2339 Месяц назад +1

      @@u.s.sdeadass8703 are you autistic

    • @42crazyguy
      @42crazyguy Месяц назад +1

      Damn bro you a detective

  • @wobbelater7626
    @wobbelater7626 Месяц назад +3

    "i swear my teeth aren't this yellow" first thing the smoker says... OKKKK buddy🤣

  • @eges72
    @eges72 Месяц назад +2

    I put Camel in S tier because it actually discouraged me from smoking ever for the rest of my life, as it was the first brand I put up when I was a teen

  • @commie_catboy
    @commie_catboy Месяц назад +247

    Everyone PLEASE STOP saying that cigarettes cause harm or illness as there is no scientific proof of such a claim ❤❤❤

    • @smnstv3373
      @smnstv3373 Месяц назад +53

      Hate the discrimination 😢

    • @plasma2942
      @plasma2942 Месяц назад +107

      Tobaccophobia kills people, not cigarettes❤️

    • @hoodhomiehelmut1145
      @hoodhomiehelmut1145 Месяц назад

      @@commie_catboy Smoking is based, Big Air just brainwashed everyone

    • @LiamM272
      @LiamM272 Месяц назад

      Hmm🤔

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran Месяц назад +29

      @@plasma2942 Their lungs are full of hatred, and damage themselves from resisting the nicotine so strongly.

  • @giorgisabashvili2664
    @giorgisabashvili2664 Месяц назад +84

    >not trying lucky strikes red

  • @hoodhomiehelmut1145
    @hoodhomiehelmut1145 Месяц назад +138

    In Germany we call Marlboro Golds, the cigarette for 16 year olds

    • @TomatoSauceKing
      @TomatoSauceKing Месяц назад +7

      In Poland it also checks out

    • @urgadurga
      @urgadurga Месяц назад +13

      They remind me of grandma cigarettes, just because my grandma smoked them lol. Camel crushes feel like the cigarette of a 16 year old to me

    • @shuenshuen
      @shuenshuen Месяц назад

      Same in the netherlands. Kids and club sluts.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 Месяц назад

      got a pal that says that marlboro reds are healthier than golds

    • @MoeZambique1337
      @MoeZambique1337 Месяц назад +5

      @@xilpes6254healthier does not mean shit when smoking. It’s speedrun deluxe no matter what.

  • @jomertomale
    @jomertomale 23 дня назад +3

    RUclips is an interesting place where a cigarette tier list video needs to censor swear words 😂

  • @dmoosee
    @dmoosee 12 дней назад +1

    never in my life would i find myself engaged in a video named "The REAL Cigarette Tierlist"

  • @DelCause
    @DelCause Месяц назад +160

    Greek here. Asos is the brand that people in villages that are forgotten from the civil planning of the country smoke.
    Rumour has it that the brand has shut down since the change of political system from military fascism to democracy took place and because there are so few people smoking Asos, we still selling them whatever stock we've left since then.

    • @Adeptus_Mechanicus
      @Adeptus_Mechanicus 22 дня назад

      Not everything authoritarian is Fascism. Nor is everything authoritarian bad.

    • @DelCause
      @DelCause 22 дня назад

      @@Adeptus_Mechanicus Let me do a quick check-up. Back then there was a straight-up ideological ban on ideologies conflicting or criticizing the leadership... check.
      There were dedicated islands for political exiles... check.
      There was complete control of public spaces and even a ban on being outside without a permit after certain hours... check.
      The main force of power used to reinforce all of the above was with people dressed up in military clothes and with guns in their hands... check.
      I think they were fascists yeah.
      I guess not everything authoritarian is fascism, I don't know if that's a win but wtv. Trying to argue that the Greek junta wasn't a fascist regime is beyond retarded. Trying to argue that the Greek junta had any benefit is equally beyond retarded because even declared fascists look down at that government and its incompetence in doing the basic stuff a junta is supposed to do.

    • @barton2185
      @barton2185 9 дней назад

      @@Adeptus_Mechanicus40k fans not beating the allegations

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr Месяц назад +37

    this video has achieved what multiple films failed at: convincing me cigarettes are cool
    thank you wow_mao

  • @theo1216
    @theo1216 Месяц назад +181

    Testicle cancer speedrun

  • @RileyRobertson-oi4fo
    @RileyRobertson-oi4fo 3 дня назад +1

    Leo looks *exactly* like the British version of my old Meth dealer. He was a pretty chill dude I guess

  • @david.69k
    @david.69k 23 дня назад +4

    Bro why does this video makes me wanna smoke but I don’t even smoke

  • @spongegar
    @spongegar Месяц назад +73

    The pure yellow teeth are the mark of a true doink smoker

    • @GapeGang
      @GapeGang Месяц назад

      Doinks im Amish

  • @simonlegosson7082
    @simonlegosson7082 Месяц назад +23

    It doesn’t get more summer vibes than sitting with your friends, drinking beer and ranking cigarettes. Legitimately great video.👍

  • @ID-unavailable
    @ID-unavailable Месяц назад +66

    "I swear my teeth arent this yellow" ok Mr moker man

  • @soiledcats808
    @soiledcats808 4 дня назад +1

    This is really fun to watch. I sell cigarettes every day at a gas station in the US. Fun to see some of the different flavors (?) and what different regulars smoke.

  • @theortnow3492
    @theortnow3492 22 дня назад +4

    holy shit i need to smoke again

  • @franz3924
    @franz3924 Месяц назад +201

    guy in a gimp mask: "i do sometimes like it when its harsh"

  • @user-rh3jb1gm5b
    @user-rh3jb1gm5b Месяц назад +61

    Bro's mouth looks like super mutant from fallout

  • @mikkek7555
    @mikkek7555 Месяц назад +37

    That chinese cigarette package looks so majestic it makes me, who hasn't smoked in 4 years, want to start smoking again

  • @srbclangaming
    @srbclangaming Месяц назад +2

    As a Serb this is what we have been missing on YT, my favourite breakfast condiment review

    • @geoDB.
      @geoDB. 9 дней назад

      full breakfast, black coffee and a cig, dip it in for the full experience