One day a kid asks his dad, hey can i try some of your beer dad? He said sure, but ill let you know it tastes like piss. And sure enough the kid sips it and spits it out saying it tastes like shit, then he asks his dad why doesnt he buy a better tasting beer. He then tells his son, I’m afraid I might like it.
my uncle who ripped off my entire family and then escaped to the USA only smokes Lucky Strikes, imagine my shock after turning 18 and smoking it to find out it's the most mid smokes out there.
As an American, I can confirm that Lucky Strikes are one of the cheapest/worst cigarettes on the market. People smoke them because they're poor, too addicted to afford better cigs, or just have bad taste. Some people like them because you can smoke the whole thing in 30 seconds, and it feels like nothing. I'd argue that's just an example of the poor quality.@hodoupmer
My Dad was an alcoholic all my life and he drank the the cheapest ice beer in Ontario. Good old Laker Ice. We were poor so it's excusable. I still drink it
I have been straight edge all my life until a year ago. Mentioning Wowmao as one of the reasons I started smoking and drinking at the AA meeting was probably the lowest part of my life.
As soon as I tried to quit cigs, you made the cig tier list. As soon as I try and quit drinking, you make a beer tierlist. Hope the crack tierlist isn't up next 🤞
i'm only 8 but i already watch every wow_mao's video, it's friday evening I was getting ready to get piss drunk for the first time in my life, but didn't know where to start thx for sharing the knowledge, wowmao!!
Addict? I think you'll find I'm a coneusuir in the fine arts of value beer tasting. Finding the exquisite flavors in a keystone lite isn't a talent many people have.
American here who works with Mexicans and formerly had a girlfriend from Galicia, Spain…. The two different Spanish accents was fucking hilarious. Corona is from Mexico btw… definitely needs the lime. Cheers fellas 🍻 Also Stella is considered a somewhat fancy beer where I live…. The domestic violence jokes were a surprise but I cant wait to tell my fancy friends about that stereotype
Shout out to The National Liberation Front of South Vietnam(Vietcong if you're from the US), btw it is Vietnam's independent day. Maybe it's an easter egg
Heiney in S tier is nuts I don't think I've ever met an Australian who drinks fosters. Peroni is C tier in Italy because holy shit you can't find any other beer there. Guiness being below Heiney and Peroni is heresy Bro has never had a tripple IPA.
I never thought I could get so much enjoyment from watching a Brummie and a Fillipino (I think) embark on a death march towards a horrific hangover but, evidently, I was wrong.
I've never seen these guys before. I first got recommended their cigarette tier list video and now this. RUclips algorithm is finally working properly.
the twin peaks music toward the end actually made me burst out laughing. come to the midwest and try a pbr or an old style sometime. finest cheap american pisslager in the whole country!
Nah, the average Romanian uncle would probably settle for our piss waters (best case scenario something like Ciuc, worst case scenario any beer sold in a plastic bottle). Meanwhile, my uncle is into scotch and whiskey.
You can get real czech Budweiser from Czech Republic if you buy Budvar in EU or Czechvar in US (same company and factory, different trademark). The OG Budweiser is still brewed in České Budějovice.
What should we review next ⁉️
Server - discord.gg/wowmao
instant noodles
Opioids tier list please 🥰
Nic pouches
nicotine patches
Hard Liquor tier list
Learning my dad drinks mid beer is a worse betrayal than him leaving me
Makes the first part not as bad though, right?
One day a kid asks his dad, hey can i try some of your beer dad? He said sure, but ill let you know it tastes like piss. And sure enough the kid sips it and spits it out saying it tastes like shit, then he asks his dad why doesnt he buy a better tasting beer. He then tells his son, I’m afraid I might like it.
my uncle who ripped off my entire family and then escaped to the USA only smokes Lucky Strikes, imagine my shock after turning 18 and smoking it to find out it's the most mid smokes out there.
As an American, I can confirm that Lucky Strikes are one of the cheapest/worst cigarettes on the market. People smoke them because they're poor, too addicted to afford better cigs, or just have bad taste. Some people like them because you can smoke the whole thing in 30 seconds, and it feels like nothing. I'd argue that's just an example of the poor quality.@hodoupmer
My Dad was an alcoholic all my life and he drank the the cheapest ice beer in Ontario. Good old Laker Ice. We were poor so it's excusable. I still drink it
I can’t remember any of this post corona
Very nice to know, Geopold
Yeah I heard that was a side effect
Where was the Carling?
he is suffering the effects of long covid
@@Geopoldd even at my Lois
Iam still a family guy
money is so low he had to get sponsored by the vietcong
Should've reviewed the rice wine too
Next time:
Chips tier list sponsored by North Korea
Its fakin vietnamese independance day today
Based
@@СемёнМуратов-о4б Next time: Ranking world leaders: sponsored by the CCP
thank you wow_mao for allowing me to delude myself into thinking that i'm not drinking alone
Cheers, Kino rocks
The red man is not ok.
I have been straight edge all my life until a year ago. Mentioning Wowmao as one of the reasons I started smoking and drinking at the AA meeting was probably the lowest part of my life.
class
hell yeah
But you were objectively better than the rest
Ngl that’s so cool
What a single Pellegrino does to a man
As soon as I tried to quit cigs, you made the cig tier list. As soon as I try and quit drinking, you make a beer tierlist. Hope the crack tierlist isn't up next 🤞
Great idea
@@wowmaogrey market research pharmaceuticals from Alibaba tierlist when? Pussy if don’t.
The fact this only has one reply and it’s from the mao himself is ominous af
the third comment has been deployed
4th comment in action
There was already beer in the glasses so cross contamination
I guess they need to drink more beer
i'm only 8 but i already watch every wow_mao's video, it's friday evening I was getting ready to get piss drunk for the first time in my life, but didn't know where to start
thx for sharing the knowledge, wowmao!!
No czech, no german beer. You guys know how to trigger us
ikr, putting the american pisswater instead of actual budweiser budvar on here is insane
@@tvsty5830I'm so triggered by this. We stand together, brothers-in-beer. German and Czech beer is where it's at. Shout-out to Belgium btw 😂
@@Laszlo5897Bruh I was in Belgium and they sell cherry juice as beer wtf
@@deutschermichel5807 It's 6% cherry juice and its fucking bomb tho
@@cacamilis8477but it doesn't fulfill the Reinheitsgebot
bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre defining kino at the end there i must admit lad.
Nice tf2 reference.
Indeed, a slow burn, genre defining, spine tingling masterpiece. A gem, if you will.
@@exterminatethevaticancoal
agarthan vantawhite gemerald
@@Jean-wu2nsThis video is a true gemerald
These dudes are so short they only bought bottom shelf.
They probably are all on the dole
"Buying cans with my DLA scams" - me, right now
Problems with being the tallest Filipino:
Tallest Philippino
Bro i nearly died laughing 🤣💀
The fact that not one cigarette was smoked with all this beer is an atrocity
2 cig per one beer is a good ratio
they smoked them all in their cigarette review
@@EllisHudsonnMost realest thing ever.
I drink beer the traditional Hittite way. With bread. Who needs tobacco when you have bread? It created civilization in the first place ya know🤷♂️
@@eges72agriculture is cringe
For those looking for the music, It's "Scarzzy - Radiohead Flip EIIRP".
We have cold ones at home:
The Cold Ones:
The Old Ones 👴🏻👴
The Based Ones: 🗿🗿🗿
crazy that one can pay his rent by drinking shit ton of beer with classical music, crazy capitalistic world we live in
“Rent” 😂
Crazy Chud world indeed
He's providing PEAK eantertainment🤤
Crazy Chud world we live in
Makes me love capitalism even more ngl
Whoever said theres no more good content on youtube was fucking lying dude its all right here
I’m happy that my attention span is paying for this young woman’s rent
I really hope wow_mao can give us more beatiful spanish lessons.
The darker it gets the more this video looks like it is sourced from live leak.
Shoutout to The National Liberation Front of South Vietnam
Right on independence day too
Big up the Pa thēt Lāo, free up my boys in the Việt Minh, if you don't fw us expect them man from Đặc công in your ends at 3AM, ya dun know.
@@benfennell6842we smoking up the real shit and icing our beer fr fr 💯
@@33up24 the NLF won in the end? Are you good bro? Did you hurt your head? Are you living in the dark timeline where vietnam is a US puppet state?
@@33up24tf you mean they won
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS🗣🗣🗣
not your 4th time, it isnt
FR FR🗣🗣🔥🔥
Addict? I think you'll find I'm a coneusuir in the fine arts of value beer tasting. Finding the exquisite flavors in a keystone lite isn't a talent many people have.
@@franklinshepardincBy your fourth you just assume God’s your fuckin guy and start reaching for the ninth.
QUITTERS NEVER WIN
1:30 Geopold pours worst pint in UK, ASKED TO LEAVE BIRMINGHAM
He continues to pour like shit too the rest of the video lol
Good on him for getting out
Asked to remain in Birmingham for eternity
American here who works with Mexicans and formerly had a girlfriend from Galicia, Spain…. The two different Spanish accents was fucking hilarious. Corona is from Mexico btw… definitely needs the lime. Cheers fellas 🍻
Also Stella is considered a somewhat fancy beer where I live…. The domestic violence jokes were a surprise but I cant wait to tell my fancy friends about that stereotype
we're truly blessed
I watched your content when you were chinaboo. Stopped when it became anti-china. Got my dose of propaganda only in 1 direction 😎
@@BirdEgg123real brother. the guy spreads hate he’s a hater
Is the government paying good for all these videos
Yooo its the "My chinese wife" youtube yellow fetish guy LMFAO. Hope your half asian child doesn't grow up hating his asian side.
Hard Liqueur Tier List
The national hard liquor of every country, tequila for mexico, vodka for russia, rakı for turkey, everclear for the US etc.
@@cpikl2003nah Bourbon would be better for the US
@@cpikl2003slivovitz for serbia, ouzo for greece, herb liqueur for germany, calva for france...
Ehhh, lot of sucky hard licor out there, maybe mix it up with more mediterranean stuff like ciders, brandy, lemoncello.
@@domingoiocco8183 lemoncello is so ass it tastes like candy.
Loving the Twin Peaks soundtrack. Really adds to the mise-en-scene of the dirty pint scene (I don't know what that means)
@@user-uz4vr7to8c average wow_mao fan
you are pregnant with wisdom
I’m American, I think if I caught one of my buddies drinking Budweiser I’d just walk right back out the way I came
There's a reason why the craft beer scene blew up in the states.... because our mass produced light beers are absolute garbage
I had a brief Budweiser phase. Goddamn those make you gassy. And out of a can it tastes like the aluminum it came from
This video has some insane 2015-2016 vlogging style, i like it
28:25 the classic look to your boy to see if he’ll bow out first so that you don’t have to, followed by the despondent resignation to your fate
As was
Shout out to The National Liberation Front of South Vietnam(Vietcong if you're from the US), btw it is Vietnam's independent day. Maybe it's an easter egg
idk
Fat and stupid is just bonus. If you drink enough beers you have so much fun. It's like the debt isn't even there
The breakbeat sample over Everything in its Right Place was actually amazing
No Bavarian Beer. I am not angry. Nor sad. Just disappointed. Thank you for your sacrifice nonetheless.
Gibt es überhaupt bayerisches Pils?
@@Laszlo5897Na klar, ist aber nich meins
Hätte kein pils sein müssen ein gutes Weizen hätte es auch getan 🥲@@Laszlo5897
These are the worst possible fucking takes one can have on beer. 10/10 video
Best comment.
why is wow_mao acting way drunker than Swedish wow_mao lol
the red man is not ok
As a german this is so painful to watch
Ich kann nicht mehr, ich will nicht mehr
> Putting Heineken in S tier after saying Bud tastes like piss.
American spotted
This is the truth Heineken is superior
Heineken is literal piss
@@cgefkens4065 superior to Budweiser-maybe. Superior in general? Fug no, it's one of the worst beers to ever exist
@@deutschermichel5807 heineken made in holland is far better than other heineken
Shouting "Españaaaaa" with a senyera on your heart and another on your neck is fucking crazy
Evil wow_mao: "Cataloooonia"
Cataluña is España 💪💪💪💪 never something wrong with saying it
Wowmao is a francoist
tier list condoms
flavors? ...
@@Kaz-sg1ih nope
Durex tier s
Perfect idea
i think they might have done that in private .w.
Geopold becoming british Jesse Pinkamn a bit more with every colab with wowmao
Heiney in S tier is nuts
I don't think I've ever met an Australian who drinks fosters.
Peroni is C tier in Italy because holy shit you can't find any other beer there.
Guiness being below Heiney and Peroni is heresy
Bro has never had a tripple IPA.
I never thought I could get so much enjoyment from watching a Brummie and a Fillipino (I think) embark on a death march towards a horrific hangover but, evidently, I was wrong.
we're still waiting for the fentanyl tier list
asda liquor isle tier list
@@EpreTroll finding out epretroll is a wow underscore mao connoiseur is something i was not expecting today. incredible
My dad is going senile and im out here gooning and watching two speds rate beer and ciggies
Same.
Watching this f*dking drunk was the best idea I had this monday morning
Geopold looks like if Jesse Pinkman and Walter White had a baby in Birmingham
To me he looks like if Aphex twin and Remi from ratatouille had a child
I've never seen these guys before. I first got recommended their cigarette tier list video and now this. RUclips algorithm is finally working properly.
I got the keys ready
the twin peaks music toward the end actually made me burst out laughing. come to the midwest and try a pbr or an old style sometime. finest cheap american pisslager in the whole country!
All crystal vape flavours tier list
And yes I am trying to ruin your mental states with this suggestion
this is the opposite of the cigarette tierlist. As they went on, they liked the beers more
such is the beer experience
Tis inevitable
This and the cigarette tier list is so entertaining
Travis isn't even human. Dude drank the mega pint like it was nothing and still gave it an A.
Goddamn these vids feel like I’m hanging with friends i fuckin love it
The bottled coronas are 10x better than the cans for some reason
for context most of these beers are made in the UK and not the original European/Mexican beers. and yes they are so much worse than the real ones.
Still better than american beer
thanks
@@lambda653 if you mean NA, then yes, beer from the US and Canada sucks monkey nuts
Go home grandpa
@@lambda653merican beer can go die in a hole
Just rinse the glass with the garden hose
God has an answer for everything
that's the red angry bird wtf
CIDER TIERLIST NEXT PLEASE THANKS ✅
Wowmao out here drinking like an Oblivion NPC
i trust these guys for no reason
Gas station wine tier list
Mad Dog 20/20 supremacy
romanian uncle grindset:
Nah, the average Romanian uncle would probably settle for our piss waters (best case scenario something like Ciuc, worst case scenario any beer sold in a plastic bottle). Meanwhile, my uncle is into scotch and whiskey.
@@oculttheexegaming2509ngl any romanian beer shits on all exported beer
Good content , I f$&k with the vibe gives me og RUclips vibes need more 🙏🏽
How could you possibly do this tier list without the King of all lagers: Carling
9:05 mf looking like angry birds
Never has a video filled me with such raw rage before and I’m only 10 minutes in
S tier video. Really committed
Wow, even though it’s only about 10 am on a Monday this Wow_Mao video has really inspired me to go buy a 6 pack! Thanks Wow_Mao!!
You cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning!
How the hell did neither of you know that Stella Artois is a good beer
It's not.
@@rjayyyy9623 Better than the majority of the dog piss brands they were drinking
@@laptv2144it's probably due to the reputation it has in the UK
Very artistic choice to play Laura palmers theme during the megapint
Can you make an ethnicity tier list next
🗿
The red man is not ok!
Glad to see Wow_mao share the knowledge he uncovered during his pilgrimage from Finland to Lithuania
Heineken at s tier has to be some wild mistake
When are you going to explore Geopolds body
Damn this is really interesting, I actually review beer like this most days of the week myself, though its usually the same 3-4 brands.
you have to try it again, again and again to make sure if it still is as good as it was last time you had beer
Laura Palmer didnt die for this shit
This was a legendary video. Generations will remember this historic event
Holy fuck, budget Cold Ones
As an avid drinker of Czech Budweiser and piss. I can confirm American Budweiser tastes like piss.
The red man is not okay
Mao…. I’m coming for you…….
Hahahaha ab hah gaey
An arcteryx junkie and an evil pikmin rating beers. Hell yeah
commenting to stay on drunktube and to pay your rent, do cigar reviews, or crack cocaine types
There better be some Chinese booze from the back of a brummy takeaway
no tsingtao, why live
@@phalanx9005 tsingtao smells like shit.
Not as much as you do@@ThatGuyWayOverThere
@@ThatGuyWayOverTheresay what you may, it's nice.
urine actually. someone actually once pissed in their wheat supply@@ThatGuyWayOverThere
You can get real czech Budweiser from Czech Republic if you buy Budvar in EU or Czechvar in US (same company and factory, different trademark). The OG Budweiser is still brewed in České Budějovice.
You will accumulate debt and make a beer tierlist before you live in my loft and let me take care of you
mentally ill wowmao fan before gta6
I feel like this is the second coming of filthy frank content. Wonderful!
They drank more beer in a day then me drinking water in a day😂
When the world needed them them the least, these blokes returned with another tier list video
1:10 everything in its right place remix goes crazy
Bro what is it called? It's really good
link
Couldn’t find this one specifically
I think i found it - Everything in its right place(super sapien remix)
@@nathanielfreud6340 Scarzzy - Radiohead Flip
18:51 I urge to find a beer that'll make me question my actions while moaning
A beer review that actually has beer brands that i know of. Thanks boys
That's my favorite video from this channel so far.
Geopold really has that angloid subhuman look