One of the kerbals in my career save is Elon Kerman. His name was randomly generated. I hired him instantly from the Astronaut complex, trained him to two stars, then sent him to Eeloo with two other kerbals. When he got back, I installed the outer planets mod and now he's en route to Plock & Karen.
I don't even play ksp, I'm just forced to watch whatever my 10 years old puts on the tv. Had to subscribe and comment, bro, you have way too few views and subs for this level of content. Keep up the good work 😊
Day 2750: After having been trapped on this high gravity moon for nearly seven and a half years, my legs are incredibly buff, and the solemn silence of space is routinely interrupted by the thunderous clap of my humungous cheeks. I have constructed a network of rudimentary escalators to travel uphill, and have taken to rolling downhill, as walking is far too dangerous. Fortunately, my thicc as fuck thighs allow to roll into a ball like that Metroid dude, so rolling downhill is surprisingly fun. I hope the others come back soon. It can't take that long to escape from Eve, right..? Also I'm getting kind of sick of everything shaking constantly.
bro billy has seen the absolute horrors of space travel I mean he saw his friends die and he had to leave them behind because of genius though some what insane director of the program
plant cells! why not? "ksp is so fun i wish space was real" 🤣 i think widor is funny too, but when it comes to landing, rather you than me. 😉 oh hey, wouldn't it help with gravity-assisted captures at eve, like tylo & laythe do for jool?
The very idea of a buffed Eve sends shivers down my spine, keeping me up all night in fear. May you have mercy on your kerbals
OMG JEB YOUR NOT DEAD, I KILLED U WITH A NUKE REMEMBER?
dude how are you connecting to youtube you are GOD knows how far away.
@@Mr.Bonuts probably connecting from kcalbeloh
@@Zonal-CheeseO2v45 ye i agree
@@Zonal-CheeseO2v45he’s using the wormhole to send and receive the radio waves
Now survive the sun's upper atmosphere and get science from it back to kerbin
thats easy
@@aguywhodoesstuff1116 now land on the sun*
@@Hiljaa_ easy, just dont return it
@@aguywhodoesstuff1116 now land on the sun on an ssto with low tech tree parts and return to kerbin with a solar surface sample*
i almost did that with cheats once
jeb’s thousand copyright system abuse stare
my condolences
One of the kerbals in my career save is Elon Kerman. His name was randomly generated. I hired him instantly from the Astronaut complex, trained him to two stars, then sent him to Eeloo with two other kerbals. When he got back, I installed the outer planets mod and now he's en route to Plock & Karen.
Install Kcalbeloh and send that sucker into the black hole
thats actually amazing lmao remind me to do this in the kcalbeloh mod
I don't even play ksp, I'm just forced to watch whatever my 10 years old puts on the tv. Had to subscribe and comment, bro, you have way too few views and subs for this level of content.
Keep up the good work 😊
Your 10 year old has a good taste 👍
You should play it, banger game
(NOT KSP 2!!!)
"Heff youtube copyright and ksp can kiss my ass mk2" - famus last words before getting copyrighted
tbf the last couple videos also got copyrighted, I just didn't care
@@heffmarktwo I'd take a page out out of emp lemons book and use remixed versions of songs
@@heffmarktwo waht is the eve ring mod?
@@Ghostytoasty1234 its his mod i tink
These are the dying wails of man who couldn't satisfy his thirst for pain.
jeb's thousand delta-V stare
bro stole my comment 💀
@@thespacedinos4037 That was literally said in the video lmao, its not your joke.
@@EnderAspect my guy yes it is infact
i left that exact comment on the og vid before it got taken down and reuploaded
@@thespacedinos4037 Oh well apologies.
What is this high quality ksp shitpost goldmine i have stumbled upon
I'll be honest this might be the funniest video I've watched all year
Nice Chihiro pfp. :>
@@YOOT_JJ thank youuu
18:31 I like to think of the Fake Lava as a part Zoozve's Surface heating up
That’s because it is
1:51
*PVZ IN A NUTSHELL*
(MADE ME LAUGH)
widor got caseoh gravity 😭
caseoh's smaller cousin
yeah but unlike caseoh, moves
Ain't that heavy
Caseoh
second cousin twice removed
THATS IT UR BANNED
I’m pretty sure the only engine with enough thrust to land on and return from Widor safely would be the Mammoth engine. And one might not be enough.
Widor has more than THREE times the gravity of supertylo
this channel is just so peak i love it
This is so underrated i love your video's.
The distorted version of,,Reality” (a very cheerful song) playing in the background as Billy-Bobdon was leaving Eve was… wow.
13g gravitational pull? There's no way a Kerbal will survive that! They already have quite some trouble moving around in 2g!
I thought there was a new vid and got incredibly excited, then incredibly let down imidieatly when I saw that this was a reupload
Dude I love your vids! I find myself laughing every time!
Hey, you’re pretty cool.
That’s pretty sick.
I like this.
Holy shit the Brewstew reference was the last thing I was expecting
top quality content
The density of widor is 7,809,896 kg/m³, which is about 130 times less than a white dwarf.
its a bit of a malnourished white dwarf
Day 2750:
After having been trapped on this high gravity moon for nearly seven and a half years, my legs are incredibly buff, and the solemn silence of space is routinely interrupted by the thunderous clap of my humungous cheeks. I have constructed a network of rudimentary escalators to travel uphill, and have taken to rolling downhill, as walking is far too dangerous. Fortunately, my thicc as fuck thighs allow to roll into a ball like that Metroid dude, so rolling downhill is surprisingly fun.
I hope the others come back soon. It can't take that long to escape from Eve, right..? Also I'm getting kind of sick of everything shaking constantly.
I now understand the pain of landing on widor having played with the mod
These look cool. But if you installed the mod how would you uhhh turn down widor’s gravity.
You could open up the config file and set it to a lower number
Use jeb kerman, his sheer lack of fear would scare the gravity down to 0.4
Widor Doesn't orbit eve Eve orbit's it It just uses kraken powers to make it look the other way
C... Cody?
IS IT YOU? AGAIN?
what is your opinion on jeb getting oiled up?
CALL IN THE BLUNDERBIRDS
Whew! My ears! Peaking that Rogue mic! 😂
Bro forgot to quicksave before detaching the propellers
10 hours to 1 hour
bro doesn't realize that loading the quicksave just caused the entire thing to explode anyways so it wasn't an option
3:21
evangelion reference
Come to this shitpost universe's version of Eve.
Do make yourself at home, since you're not coming back to once you came.
i‘m still waiting for that link
“hehe pretty“ - heff, god knows then
Mornful camaradarie
best ksp video since Macey Dean last posted
bro billy has seen the absolute horrors of space travel I mean he saw his friends die and he had to leave them behind because of genius though some what insane director of the program
no views in 1 minute? bro f- *gets shot in the head*
*reloads gun* Anyone else wanna try it?
@@heffmarktwo i wanna get shot me me
damn… youtube sniper got him
@@heffmarktwowhen is In the shadow of bob 3?
@RayMapa73 (BANG)
He didn't fly so good!
Who wants to try next?
Jeb's thousand atmosphere stare
Now I get to watch it again! :)
0:50 scared me
can we pls get the mod
10:45 BREWSTEW..............
don't take no gas station weed
widor sounds like my favorite thing ever. I will land on it
This video was soo traumatizing this video got copyrighted by Eve itself
That eve lander is unnecessarily large. My eve landers are usually 20-25 tons.
This isn’t stock Eve…
@@heffmarktwo wait… so it’s bigger?
Did you even watch the video? Lmao
Yeah… the part about the radius and gravity kinda slipped my mind.
0:16 da vinci resolve
So if there's a Joe Rogan Kerbal, is there a Joe Kassabian Kerbal?
Not Brewstew ☠️☠️☠️
Why was the original video flagged?
Stero madness.
Finally i found an open source doftware user
Best story
I can't believe he would leave bodbobdobobodod kerman on widor 😔
13 Gs at sea level is insane 😂
I LOVE CORNBREAD
Have you tried to land and return from Titanus? (it's in the New Horizons Planet Pack)
plant cells! why not?
"ksp is so fun i wish space was real" 🤣
i think widor is funny too, but when it comes to landing, rather you than me. 😉 oh hey, wouldn't it help with gravity-assisted captures at eve, like tylo & laythe do for jool?
The density of widor is 76536977 kg/m^3
(source is chatgpt)
wonderful crime scene at widor
i am not surprised about the copyright 💀
when part 2?
WIDOR🗣️
What slime copyright claimed the previous video?
Come fly with me and Stereo madness are both copyrighted
Can I have the mod l like suffering
I'll make the mod public when I upload the next video (hopefully tomorrow)
@@heffmarktwo also I love your content what’s your opion on beyond home?
@@heffmarktwo yippee
@@PadlesVR never played it, but it looks amazing
@@heffmarktwo it’s fun I’m just not that good at it
Heff you should make a colony on super tylo (no balls)
womp womp
My eve missions are called EVE Lander debris 1
gogley foggley 2
5:20 you forgot to turn off KSP 2 mode
you could have tried to use a skycrane with mammoth engines
I wonder if Heff still reads comments. Bro disable autostrut for the parts to snap back, then enable it again. Should help
I tried that and just using timewarp, neither did anything
@@heffmarktwo huh. Not sure what to do then rip
Pain©*pain™>45^√-paint-t
Pov if nasa had the military budget
All I have to say is, RIP PC
how do you play ksp with no visual mods 😭
I love echidnas
come on, you got to remember that !$(% exists.
You should make a discord server i'd love to talk to you!
rip jeb's thousand delta v stare original comment
The editing seems inspired by a certain frog
indeed, the funny frog man goes hard after all
@@heffmarktwo you go hard
What got you copyrighted?
Stereo Madness and Come Fly with Me
@heffmarktwo dang
@@notjebbutstillakerbal serchlights
brewstew mentioned ⁉️
zoozve looks like my mom
What mod adds rings around Eve?
It's my own mod that I made using Kopernicus
@@heffmarktwo ok
@@heffmarktwo You should post the textures or the full mod somewhere, so people can modify it to their liking
I thought part two was out 😢 also first
blud thinks hes heff mk2
Copyright violation? In a KSP video??? lmao
My main take away from this is that if i ever make a planet mod myself is to not make small thing with big gravity
tecnobled?
bro really forgot about f5 quicksave and quickload, instead chose to do the same rng ascent adventure
I forgot to mention this, whenever I would reload the save in flight it would instantly destroy the craft
why
24 hours. More then 2 views fell on
But photoshop is free?
za za
):K