Adding a New Mob: How We Make Minecraft - Episode 1

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  • Опубликовано: 30 июл 2020
  • Ever wondered how we add your favourite mobs to your fifth-favourite crafting game? Discover the painstaking process behind making new mobs in Minecraft! Our new show is 24% mistake free! Er, we mean 14%. Oops.
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Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @leonkernan
    @leonkernan 3 года назад +843

    Remember: They added phantoms because YOU asked for them.
    They're not going to let you forget that.

    • @pyrotixs8156
      @pyrotixs8156 3 года назад +33

      The regret

    • @andrewdrost6786
      @andrewdrost6786 3 года назад +69

      When you didn't vote for phantoms but still have to deal with them.

    • @SamTWP
      @SamTWP 3 года назад +34

      I actually really like phantoms lol. They give membranes that allow me to float down gracefully and remind me to go to sleep and set my respawn point.

    • @Puffin_777
      @Puffin_777 3 года назад +8

      No one asked for the nightmare.

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 3 года назад +21

      @@pyrotixs8156 its like the soviet union where people asked for it and when it came it tossed everyone into starvation and deadness

  • @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq
    @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq 3 года назад +4379

    “One of our developers actually finds the nether relaxing”
    We all have that one weird friend, I’m glad Minecraft does too

    • @davidndolibilopez555
      @davidndolibilopez555 3 года назад +197

      The warped forest is really relaxed. But we don't wanna talk about soulsand valley

    • @michaelzheng5250
      @michaelzheng5250 3 года назад +100

      ReAx I LiKeZ traversing through basalt deltas is the definition of stress

    • @JDoodlii
      @JDoodlii 3 года назад +12

      @@michaelzheng5250 you're so right on that

    • @davidndolibilopez555
      @davidndolibilopez555 3 года назад +30

      @@michaelzheng5250 Omg yes. I hate magma cubes. Crimston forest are decent when you have gold armour because you can trade with piglins and eat hogs

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard 3 года назад +6

      Find a Crimson Forest and settle there. Nothing but Endermen to be found!

  • @Inactive123f
    @Inactive123f 3 года назад +820

    “Try not to add an apex predator”
    Warden: *Nervous sweating*

  • @bigmandave1630
    @bigmandave1630 3 года назад +463

    “Susan left you ten years ago, buddy”

  • @alfred4264
    @alfred4264 3 года назад +5171

    "Try not to ruin the player's life"
    Silverfish: no

    • @willstealyourboats
      @willstealyourboats 3 года назад +103

      Shulker: no

    • @Hujairan16
      @Hujairan16 3 года назад +118

      That one enderman who teleports infront of you : no

    • @rednohead2971
      @rednohead2971 3 года назад +32

      just that "no" is what makes me laugh i left a like to the comment

    • @Reinhardt7853
      @Reinhardt7853 3 года назад +36

      Creeper:No

    • @willstealyourboats
      @willstealyourboats 3 года назад +38

      ghast when you first enter nether: no

  • @breezyistired2870
    @breezyistired2870 3 года назад +7950

    "So we need to make our mob have a purpose"
    Bats: You guys are getting purposes?

  • @galehunter2519
    @galehunter2519 3 года назад +353

    “The phantom was the first mob added to Minecraft by YOU!”
    Don’t remind us...

  • @sheridan5175
    @sheridan5175 3 года назад +81

    "The purpose of the phantom was to restore everyone's faith in democracy"
    Well... I'm sure palpatine likes the phantoms

  • @drunkninja00
    @drunkninja00 3 года назад +492

    "Like how creepers teach you the dangers of unsolicited hugs"
    I felt that

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 3 года назад +2

      @БАЙКи МИХа И ЛёХА Hey, how's the weather over there?

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 года назад

      он спрашивает о погоде на родине

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry 3 года назад +1

      @БАЙКи МИХа И ЛёХА Do you have the LADA?

    • @KAY0DE
      @KAY0DE 3 года назад

      @БАЙКи МИХа И ЛёХА абсолютное дерьмо в Соединенном Королевстве

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 3 года назад +664

    "A step by step guide to ripping us off"
    I feel like this is a joke to all those games that look and act identical to Minecraft in it's very early stages

  • @frankie11998
    @frankie11998 3 года назад +270

    The ironic thing about the Phantom is that the players all voted it in, and now that its been added to the game, we all hate it. May a lesson be learned: Mojang knows best

  • @valisy
    @valisy 3 года назад +420

    “Let’s try not to overload with cute”
    Fox: huh?
    Axolotls: say whad?
    Edit: Bees: now hold up.

    • @Pristya21OwO
      @Pristya21OwO 3 года назад +4

      Hi OwO

    • @XeonGame
      @XeonGame 3 года назад +21

      you’re forgetting the literal culmination of souls that dwells in the deepest and darkest pits of the earth, following every sound and vibration it hears, waiting for its next victim

    • @Pearl1010
      @Pearl1010 2 года назад +11

      Cats and wolves:
      Say what now?

    • @levhiant9404
      @levhiant9404 2 года назад +3

      Axotlol... they look cute but they are sea monsters it eat other fishes or even other axolotl they also immortal and self regenerating so yeahh... kinda scary

    • @babyjacksvideos
      @babyjacksvideos 2 года назад +1

      Bees, you forgot bees

  • @TVXDcombyElkhan
    @TVXDcombyElkhan 3 года назад +1917

    "Every mob in Minecraft has a dark side."
    Me, looking at my pig farm: *intense sweating*

    • @utemhsa
      @utemhsa 3 года назад +13

      you said that 4minutes ago lol

    • @everab1209
      @everab1209 3 года назад +26

      Just wait... you might have an "Animal Farm"

    • @kose263
      @kose263 3 года назад +4

      Omg lol

    • @mathewlawalata9990
      @mathewlawalata9990 3 года назад +25

      Just need a little bit of lightning

    • @Odin_Wattz
      @Odin_Wattz 3 года назад +14

      Maybe you are the animal farm...

  • @tahelao1672
    @tahelao1672 3 года назад +7960

    They made a whole video just to end up showing us Steve wearing a wig.

  • @solvdev
    @solvdev 3 года назад +643

    Mojang: try not to ruin the player’s life
    Also Mojang: W a r d e n

    • @Samuelinox-th3ww
      @Samuelinox-th3ww 3 года назад +14

      (if possible)

    • @CowsEatPineaples
      @CowsEatPineaples 3 года назад +19

      Well the warden is ment to scare not fight they did say at minecon that jat it was suposed to bring the scare of your first night back

    • @devataxeqed
      @devataxeqed 2 года назад +2

      @@CowsEatPineaples 3:13. Hes not a creep but we crafted him

    • @howyouknowitsreal1125
      @howyouknowitsreal1125 2 года назад +2

      Rlcraft: Rlcraft

    • @CowsEatPineaples
      @CowsEatPineaples 2 года назад +4

      @@howyouknowitsreal1125 mojang didnt make that

  • @Elysiummmm__
    @Elysiummmm__ 3 года назад +308

    "Never go full kawaii"
    Axolotl:

    • @lechonk3450
      @lechonk3450 3 года назад +8

      Axolotl: Am I a joke to you?

    • @CausticEnjoyer
      @CausticEnjoyer 2 года назад +9

      Well, they did add the Warden as well, so it might balance it out

    • @dogfroggerspeedruns4442
      @dogfroggerspeedruns4442 2 года назад +11

      They said also cute animals got their dark side, for example axolotl are serial killers (on guardians and other sea lifes)

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge 2 года назад +1

      @@dogfroggerspeedruns4442 Not turtles for some reason.

    • @jfxventas7735
      @jfxventas7735 2 года назад +1

      It has a dark side, it kills all submarine mobs

  • @paulhovsepian8680
    @paulhovsepian8680 3 года назад +4465

    “Step 4: give the mob meaning”
    Bats:

    • @shinyprisma6085
      @shinyprisma6085 3 года назад +265

      "ALMOST every mob in minecraft has a meaning"

    • @oceanman3676
      @oceanman3676 3 года назад +214

      They’re there to increase the horror feeling inside the caves and, annoy you when combat involves

    • @skylatte
      @skylatte 3 года назад +55

      Covid -^-

    • @justhallowed8499
      @justhallowed8499 3 года назад +100

      Allows players to locate caves while mining

    • @PrototypeFilms1
      @PrototypeFilms1 3 года назад +5

      Best comment ever!

  • @bangdiebagel9465
    @bangdiebagel9465 3 года назад +955

    Minecraft: "A step by step guide on how rip us off"
    Mineblock: Write that down Write that down

  • @taiscommentingaccountusedf1908
    @taiscommentingaccountusedf1908 2 года назад +64

    ,,Every mob has a purpose''
    I heard giants liked that one

  • @i-make-music-sometimes
    @i-make-music-sometimes 3 года назад +110

    "I love friendship, friendship loves me, will you be my friendship? I friend loveship forever!"
    M.A.R.R.I.L.A. 2020

    • @goofyahhmonke2011
      @goofyahhmonke2011 3 года назад +7

      MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP* kawaii animals:*crys rainbows*
      narrator:what have i done

    • @TeoKA19
      @TeoKA19 2 года назад +4

      Legends say the mobs are still crying

    • @reidsewing6436
      @reidsewing6436 8 месяцев назад

      "MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"
      Narrator 2020

  • @thecatlike2125
    @thecatlike2125 3 года назад +7283

    Honestly, this explains how we got the Strider

  • @WillTheRaccoon
    @WillTheRaccoon 3 года назад +756

    Nether is actually calming ngl, just chilling on a warped tree, chomping some hoglin steak, while listening to the ghasts crying

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 3 года назад +36

      Also you hold a wither's hand- I mean head

    • @Keevstar
      @Keevstar 3 года назад +13

      @@awesomeanbar9402 UWU

    • @nobodyspecial7004
      @nobodyspecial7004 3 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @WillTheRaccoon
      @WillTheRaccoon 3 года назад +20

      Also, if you are bored, you can also vibe to pigstep with the piglins

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 3 года назад +11

      Killing an entire clan of pig things while dodging deadly fire balls with dubstep playing in the background, how calming

  • @brandonbenoist783
    @brandonbenoist783 3 года назад +147

    Are we not going to acknowledge that they took away 86% of mobbo’s cuteness away and got 24%. Anybody else notice?😂

  • @YourLocalNobody420
    @YourLocalNobody420 2 года назад +13

    “A step by step guide to ripping us off”
    Mojang just dissed several different mobile games at once

  • @jishthefish812
    @jishthefish812 3 года назад +2773

    “Tell my wife I love her!”
    “Susan left you 10 years ago buddy”
    “SHUT UP”

    • @nemo_streams3236
      @nemo_streams3236 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @goodinuv216
      @goodinuv216 3 года назад +15

      @Кирил Шарков okay?

    • @Ellasrandomstuff
      @Ellasrandomstuff 3 года назад +21

      Suuuuuuuuusaaannnn! *gets eaten by fox*

    • @gurin3702
      @gurin3702 3 года назад +9

      SUUUSAAAAAAANNN

    • @spuddy360
      @spuddy360 3 года назад +10

      @Кирил Шарков i had a stroke reading that last bit of your sentence

  • @StingGho
    @StingGho 3 года назад +529

    "A step-by-step guide to ripping us off" That killed me loll

  • @womankisser1
    @womankisser1 2 года назад +82

    *'Every mob in minecraft has a purpose'*
    Glowsquids: g l o w

    • @gravity1537
      @gravity1537 2 года назад +12

      The Phantom's purpose was to restore faith in western democracy. The Glow Squid's purpose was to reaffirm that new sense of security, and show that no sudden outside forces can have massive ramifications on the institution of democracy.
      Wait

    • @Lazarguy2.0
      @Lazarguy2.0 2 года назад

      @@gravity1537 you copied that from the internet

    • @gravity1537
      @gravity1537 2 года назад +6

      @@Lazarguy2.0 I didn't, but the fact you even thought that I did shows how many other people hold my views. You wouldn't say that "Chocolate is better than vanilla" was copied from the Internet simply because it's a shared opinion, so why would this be any different?

    • @aureus3234
      @aureus3234 2 года назад +1

      What about the bat it has no use, at ALL, no drops and little exp if killed

    • @StupBot
      @StupBot 2 года назад +1

      Glowsquids secretely steals the souls of the players when they are sleeping

  • @femalefinder69
    @femalefinder69 2 года назад +82

    We make sure Minecraft is cute and colorful
    Warden: no

  • @HR-in1dm
    @HR-in1dm 3 года назад +1073

    6:06 “make them 86% less cute”. Only makes them 76% less cute. *visible confusion*

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme 3 года назад +202

      Turn on subtitles, it says "Yes, our writer can't do math"

    • @reydelostacos
      @reydelostacos 3 года назад +7

      @@FoxSlyme lol

    • @cataclyx
      @cataclyx 3 года назад +15

      @@FoxSlyme that's beautiful

    • @Dreuft
      @Dreuft 3 года назад +2

      XD

    • @dhaniel6328
      @dhaniel6328 3 года назад +4

      100th like

  • @activevertex4475
    @activevertex4475 3 года назад +2687

    “Almost every mob has a purpose”
    RUclips comments: “what about silverfish and bats!”
    Congratulations, you successfully understand what “almost” means.

    • @suhasop4919
      @suhasop4919 3 года назад +50

      Oof

    • @brobone4320
      @brobone4320 3 года назад +70

      That alot of damage

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 3 года назад +76

      Silverfish can help you find the portal room by opening up some blocks in the walls.

    • @suryajandhyala
      @suryajandhyala 3 года назад +16

      they almost understood

    • @ThinkKEVINCH
      @ThinkKEVINCH 3 года назад +7

      Yeah Lol They Are The Meaning Of *STUPID!!*

  • @doralaexplora8642
    @doralaexplora8642 2 года назад +14

    "Everyone was delighted when foxes were added!"
    Me: Yeah great source of XP and emeralds since I live in a spruce forest!

  • @jimin9223
    @jimin9223 2 года назад +10

    Everyone: * talks abt mobs *
    Jeb: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

  • @parthis5231
    @parthis5231 3 года назад +284

    “Makes them 86% less cute”... only reduces cuteness by 76%

  • @ADudeNamedLucky
    @ADudeNamedLucky 3 года назад +304

    “Tell my wife I love her!”
    “Susan left you ten years ago buddy”
    “Shut up!”
    Absolutely killed me!

    • @lukelcs8934
      @lukelcs8934 3 года назад +13

      SUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

  • @viggo_k8656
    @viggo_k8656 3 года назад +18

    "Every mob has a purpose"
    Endermites:

    • @krutzansemsablaon700
      @krutzansemsablaon700 3 года назад +3

      That can make an enderman farm so shut up

    • @viggo_k8656
      @viggo_k8656 3 года назад +8

      Ok sure, but you don't have to be a dushebag and tell me to shut up.

    • @tribot8308
      @tribot8308 2 года назад +1

      silverfish:

    • @levitrowell122
      @levitrowell122 2 года назад +1

      probably just to be annoying

    • @ldkIol
      @ldkIol 2 года назад +3

      Bats: am i a joke to you?

  • @kentuckyfriedfrick9804
    @kentuckyfriedfrick9804 3 года назад +13

    “Don’t go full kawaii”
    I could have never agreed more.

  • @wrainerr
    @wrainerr 3 года назад +806

    crappy google play store ripoffs: *”write that down write that down!”*

    • @thatonedude8691
      @thatonedude8691 3 года назад +11

      0:17

    • @blockmore1
      @blockmore1 3 года назад +4

      But still the original Minecraft will always be better than them.

    • @sad-pt7xd
      @sad-pt7xd 3 года назад +3

      kieran no, bedrock is better than java except in speedrunning, crafting, redstone, servers and fps

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @JohnYakooza
    @JohnYakooza 3 года назад +528

    "I fear no man... But that things..."
    "🐢"
    "It scares me"

    • @AymaneXOfficial
      @AymaneXOfficial 3 года назад +2

      Xd

    • @BlastingRyan609
      @BlastingRyan609 3 года назад +3

      🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

    • @shayquann.
      @shayquann. 3 года назад +4

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    • @grzesiufranek9296
      @grzesiufranek9296 3 года назад +1

      Nice tf2 template meme

    • @poopy09
      @poopy09 3 года назад +6

      🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
      Turtle army: you didn't like LANHOU DIE YOU SHALL

  • @pilarisa09
    @pilarisa09 2 года назад +10

    "FOREVER I LOVE FRIENDSHIP"
    MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP
    **crys**

  • @cookiecrumbs_
    @cookiecrumbs_ 3 года назад +8

    "Thats why we wanted to make minecraft bright and happy"
    Them: lets add creepy cave sounds

  • @HelixProto
    @HelixProto 3 года назад +1377

    "If you add a new mob, you don't want to eliminate another."
    The zombie pigman:

    • @Simonelloss
      @Simonelloss 3 года назад +49

      @@adamelkadi2098 no, now it's a zombified piglin

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 3 года назад +15

      the classic texture still has zombie pigman

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 3 года назад +3

      Adam Elkadi the name didn’t change there removed but kept them in the classic texture

    • @kevinsouza452
      @kevinsouza452 3 года назад +2

      Brazil

    • @kevinsouza452
      @kevinsouza452 3 года назад +1

      @@adamelkadi2098 brazil

  • @turdblaster923
    @turdblaster923 3 года назад +734

    Dev1: “How scary are you Dev2?”
    Dev2: “I like the Nether.”
    Dev1: “What about you Dev3?”
    Dev3: “I added the cave noises.”
    Dev 1 and 2: *moves to a different lunch table*

    • @rerereuj
      @rerereuj 3 года назад +38

      What about the guy who made the elder guardian jumpscare

    • @granatapacifica
      @granatapacifica 3 года назад +23

      And what about the guy that made enderman sounds?

    • @donovanthefrog138
      @donovanthefrog138 3 года назад +14

      What about the guy who decided to make the ghast sounds?

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +1

      @@donovanthefrog138 Never gonna kombat you upruclips.net/video/WO92Y8CEUus/видео.html

    • @omegaflytrap7961
      @omegaflytrap7961 3 года назад

      @@arfsnmdgn9271 lol

  • @zacoolest11
    @zacoolest11 3 года назад +8

    1:06
    *Excuse me did I just hear Terraria: Wall of Flesh sounds?*

  • @xenoraptor4714
    @xenoraptor4714 2 года назад +5

    Tbh comments saying only the bat not having a special ability, but they could technically give it the Glares abilities

  • @samaelthelightbringer
    @samaelthelightbringer 3 года назад +1016

    "Almost every mobs serve a purpose."
    **cries in bats**

    • @sanstheskeleton679
      @sanstheskeleton679 3 года назад +57

      When you're strip mining and you hear a bat doe
      You know a cave is nearby

    • @chickentoaster5219
      @chickentoaster5219 3 года назад +3

      *cries in bats* *cries in pandas* *cries in foxes*

    • @JustJum
      @JustJum 3 года назад +9

      @@chickentoaster5219 pandas give a source of slime in peaceful mode.
      Foxes can automate berry farms.
      Only bats, ocelots, silver fish, parrots and polar bears are useless (Also llamas kind of)

    • @chickentoaster5219
      @chickentoaster5219 3 года назад +3

      JustJum Well my point is that why add a mob when the one reason is ”yeah let’s add pandas, and some of them can produce slime balls” or ”Yeah foxes make a great addition to the game, they can farm one of the worst food items in the game.”

    • @blackwall8203
      @blackwall8203 3 года назад

      thats why he said "almost"

  • @thatsabop3999
    @thatsabop3999 3 года назад +195

    -Herobrine's 10th anniversary coming up
    -No "Removed Herobrine" in Changelog for 1.16
    -*Adding a New Mob*
    h m m . .

    • @rayjeremiah3699
      @rayjeremiah3699 3 года назад +1

      interesting . .

    • @CounterMS
      @CounterMS 3 года назад +2

      @MAK Tsz Him MAK Tsz Him
      Ya can't see him

    • @VoltzV1
      @VoltzV1 3 года назад +2

      Hhmmm you watched dream video

    • @cataclyx
      @cataclyx 3 года назад +1

      @MAK Tsz Him MAK Tsz Him the nostalgia floods me

    • @cataclyx
      @cataclyx 3 года назад +1

      @@VoltzV1 or he just noticed it was missing from the change log like everyone else who looks at it whenever there's an update
      though you're probably right lol

  • @99999bomb
    @99999bomb 2 года назад +10

    Relaxing in the nether
    Crowd: gasp
    Me with illegal water and terraformed the nether to be similar to the over world :wait it’s not relaxing?

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsBullshit
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsBullshit 2 года назад +1

    Mob idea: The Grunt.
    Details: The Grunt has 50 HP and does 3.5 damage, it is a spider-like creature that naturally spawns in sculk growths. It cannot smell, so it relies on its hearing to find pray. Upon death, there is a small chance that nearby blocks will be converted into sculk blocks.
    Sculk Shrieker changes: There will now be two possible outcomes for activating a sculk shrieker, either a Warden will spawn, or 10+ Grunts will spawn.

  • @jasastopar
    @jasastopar 3 года назад +1438

    Minecraft ripp offs: "write that down, write that down!"

    • @Cognitive_player
      @Cognitive_player 3 года назад +14

      too late, the chinese knockoffs were ahead of us by a long shot

    • @jasastopar
      @jasastopar 3 года назад +8

      @@Cognitive_player well, if u think chinese minecraft (cuz they banned the real one) than yeah, but this is still minecraft just in chinese
      But if you think the actuall ripp offs from china, they have a long way to minecraft tho

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 3 года назад +2

      @@jasastopar ouch kombatrollruclips.net/video/sdo5p3NbVZM/видео.html

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar 3 года назад

      piracing minecraft

    • @archungus
      @archungus 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahaha

  • @kryptgmd
    @kryptgmd 3 года назад +2121

    “Every mob has a purpose.”
    Silverfish: ...

    • @vrtex6414
      @vrtex6414 3 года назад +50

      I forgot silverfish was even a mod :-:

    • @gbjj08
      @gbjj08 3 года назад +93

      be annoying

    • @battyman62
      @battyman62 3 года назад +69

      Bat

    • @TehDude
      @TehDude 3 года назад +126

      Endermite: i bet you forgot i existed

    • @rotundavian5792
      @rotundavian5792 3 года назад +36

      Giant: but i not even

  • @RedSkyArtemis
    @RedSkyArtemis 3 года назад +7

    “A Step-By-Step Guide to Ripping us off”

  • @annierogers8855
    @annierogers8855 3 года назад +2

    0:49
    a legend was born

  • @alipali
    @alipali 3 года назад +830

    "A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO RIPPING US OFF"
    They read our minds

    • @ramasatria5826
      @ramasatria5826 3 года назад +2

      I know you copied but I don't care I like comments

    • @kennethstupid
      @kennethstupid 3 года назад +2

      @@ramasatria5826 ._.

    • @joject3562
      @joject3562 3 года назад +1

      @@ramasatria5826 dafuq

    • @alipali
      @alipali 3 года назад

      @@ramasatria5826 what-

  • @DangerBites
    @DangerBites 3 года назад +2018

    Alternate Title: How we added Herobrine to our game

    • @darkienl5886
      @darkienl5886 3 года назад +83

      OHHH DREAMMM

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 3 года назад +17

      @@darkienl5886???
      Edit:i understand what he meant now

    • @andrewbounds
      @andrewbounds 3 года назад +26

      @Riot003 to add to this in more detail, whether you know or not other people might find this useful, Herobrine has been removed from every single update since 1.3 except for 1.16 on August 30th 2020 it will be his 10 year anniversary. I have taken the information from dreams video and people should go watch it.

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 3 года назад

      @Riot003 that doesnt mean herobrine is added

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 3 года назад

      @@andrewbounds or they just got bored you know?

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy 3 года назад +1

    “Dolphins play with your items instead of returning them”
    That’s why I lost 1/10 of my items.

  • @podiacider
    @podiacider 2 года назад +3

    Normal game devs: “How can we improve this game? Are there any bugs we need to fix? How can we meet the player’s needs?”
    Jeb: “LUNCHTIME BABYYYYYY!!!!!”

  • @yovany9770
    @yovany9770 3 года назад +384

    Everybody gansta till enderman give you a hair style

  • @Coco__not
    @Coco__not 3 года назад +908

    Everyone in the comments: Bats haven't a purpouse.
    Minecraft devs: *Adds Bat Soup*

  • @comedylyfe2113
    @comedylyfe2113 Год назад +1

    I think a cool mob would be an ender cultist, a purple skinned zombie villager with dark purple robes and a sacrificial blade, they can telliport, perform swing attacks, and they appear after the death of the ender dragon

  • @donafina5814
    @donafina5814 3 года назад +1

    I love the turtle its face when right hand man screams MAKE IT STOP

  • @P8nda
    @P8nda 3 года назад +414

    "How we make Minecraft"
    "A step-by-step guide to ripping us off"
    Block Craft 3D:
    *Write that down,*
    *Write that down!*

    • @keeryeltetty2901
      @keeryeltetty2901 3 года назад +2

      I wrote this reply because when this has more replies I'll read them then copy them by editing this reply. Will not only give me more likes but will cause drama.

    • @bendlhk7421
      @bendlhk7421 3 года назад +2

      they was listen pigstep

    • @P8nda
      @P8nda 3 года назад

      @@keeryeltetty2901 Lmao get that off of my comment

  • @Cptn.Viridian
    @Cptn.Viridian 3 года назад +340

    What devs think we want: Combat Update
    What players think they want: Cave Update
    What we really want: Enderman Hair Styling

    • @juanchgames_yt
      @juanchgames_yt 3 года назад +3

      Cave update

    • @aryan-gi1hw
      @aryan-gi1hw 3 года назад +1

      JuanchGames_YT idk what any of these are

    • @robertm20
      @robertm20 3 года назад +13

      Imagine Steve having some actual 3D hair

    • @d4rk3nd3ath
      @d4rk3nd3ath 3 года назад

      (Face palm)

    • @rockypikmin4493
      @rockypikmin4493 3 года назад

      Wasn't th combat update 2 years ago?

  • @spectorcsm
    @spectorcsm 3 года назад +2

    This is literally the most hilarious series I've seen. XD

  • @psycholamborghini4828
    @psycholamborghini4828 2 года назад +1

    5:12 Me too, whenever one of the original nether soundtracks comes on

  • @cerulity32k
    @cerulity32k 3 года назад +3048

    "Every mob has a purpose."
    Bats.
    *Bats.*

    • @NamLe-gr6xp
      @NamLe-gr6xp 3 года назад +130

      You know he said almost every mob right?

    • @juliofernandez7176
      @juliofernandez7176 3 года назад +284

      I think the bats purpose is to let you know theres a cave nearby by their sounds

    • @mrwinter6671
      @mrwinter6671 3 года назад +24

      almost*

    • @caronationelm8443
      @caronationelm8443 3 года назад +20

      "Almost"

    • @Hello-lj7nw
      @Hello-lj7nw 3 года назад +8

      @@NamLe-gr6xp Yeah he said ALMOST

  • @clownfrownytgaming2974
    @clownfrownytgaming2974 3 года назад +398

    “City that took me a decade to build”
    36 megabytes.

    • @cubeoi
      @cubeoi 3 года назад +2

      Dang, i commented this too

    • @P8nda
      @P8nda 3 года назад +2

      Lol my survival world has over 90 megabytes and all it is is a zombie farm, a small storage building, a nether portal, a house, and a beacon.

    • @3ieka
      @3ieka 3 года назад

      Dobby 7 31.2*

    • @scythe_ghoul
      @scythe_ghoul 3 года назад

      Support me

    • @3ieka
      @3ieka 3 года назад

      Dobby 7 0.2 is a Big change

  • @digital_ferret7263
    @digital_ferret7263 2 года назад +3

    "A city that took me a Decade to build"
    -weights 31MB

  • @nhetyson
    @nhetyson 2 года назад +14

    Mojang when we choose Phantom: i love democracy
    Mojang when "we" choose Glow Squid: i hate democracy

    • @mysterj6759
      @mysterj6759 2 года назад

      Mojang when we choose Allay: well... Hey look, *frogs* !!!

  • @captainkaboom5516
    @captainkaboom5516 3 года назад +777

    “Try not to ruin the player’s life (if possible)” Phantoms: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

    • @rotoblade5550
      @rotoblade5550 3 года назад +11

      Creepers:BOOM

    • @Crep35
      @Crep35 3 года назад +5

      @@rotoblade5550 *BOOM*

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 3 года назад +14

      Players voted for phantoms

    • @supertpguner5485
      @supertpguner5485 3 года назад +2

      I lost my elytra to em once. Witch got me to half a heart then phantom comes out of no where and beats me up

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 3 года назад +5

      Phantoms and creepers are the only mob that continues to piss me off at end game. I walk around with 100 levels above a full emerald beacon building a castle in max enchanted mending gear and elytra and they still irritate me to no end. Mojang pls nerf

  • @tgre
    @tgre 3 года назад +450

    "Every mob in Minecraft has a dark side."
    wither skeletons: do I have a light side?

    • @granatapacifica
      @granatapacifica 3 года назад +23

      They drop le White Bones for la bone meal

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 3 года назад +1

      @@granatapacifica ikrruclips.net/video/WO92Y8CEUus/видео.html

    • @Areus019
      @Areus019 3 года назад +8

      Minecraft is not racist change my mind

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +4

      Wither skeletons light side: skeletons

    • @Ezcald
      @Ezcald 3 года назад

      No no you dont

  • @SquidlingUnavailable
    @SquidlingUnavailable 3 года назад +3

    I can indeed confirm the baby turtle ate my soul.

  • @anurajdas7001
    @anurajdas7001 3 года назад

    Mann the small llamas and the baby polar bears are so cute!!

  • @southsportsdude
    @southsportsdude 3 года назад +490

    The official Minecraft channel knows us more than any other gaming company has before

    • @DannDorito
      @DannDorito 3 года назад +4

      If I ever get to open a studio this comment will be false

    • @carlosnava1471
      @carlosnava1471 3 года назад +2

      Well, I mean for starters there's various Revolver Dig studios that know very well their audiences, and that's not counting lots of indie devs; but I guess Mojang is a lot better than the average game-related multimillionaire company so good for them.

    • @noahjones1540
      @noahjones1540 3 года назад +1

      my arch nemesis

    • @cockman8437
      @cockman8437 3 года назад +1

      carlos nava i mean, theres also CDPR. They’re a pretty good game developer, very pro consumer, and know what makes people happy and they have very small negative PR like minecraft

    • @yeetthephone2341
      @yeetthephone2341 3 года назад

      Not a lego yoda

  • @thedragonfolly570
    @thedragonfolly570 3 года назад +774

    "phantoms restored everyone's faith in democracy"
    phantoms: no, i don't think i will

  • @Daddy-ue1du
    @Daddy-ue1du 3 года назад

    I actually really want Mobbo in Minecraft.
    Just make Mobbo’s block changing a little less chaotic.
    Like only giving the ability to change pink wool into screaming blocks.
    Or different colored wool for different screaming emotions.

  • @elliotalderson8358
    @elliotalderson8358 2 года назад

    They should give a new use to pigs. Sheep chicken and cows all have secondary useful drops, but the pig is only ‘useful’ for riding. It would be cool if pigs without a carrot on a stick could pathfind to the nearest mushroom biome if they were being ridden. Kinda like how pigs help people find truffles underground in the forest. Maybe not a mushroom biome cause that would be hard to do, but like maybe they can lead you to mushrooms or some other cool above ground features like surface dungeons, desert or jungle temples, or maybe something else like a particular mob or plant.

  • @mwizkaeks
    @mwizkaeks 3 года назад +761

    "Susan Left You Ten Years Ago,Buddy..."

    • @mostlywxcked7689
      @mostlywxcked7689 3 года назад +17

      @SP M welcome to the internet buddy, also no one owns the idea.

    • @gonedark1049
      @gonedark1049 3 года назад +3

      RUclipsrs right now

    • @mostlywxcked7689
      @mostlywxcked7689 3 года назад +2

      @@gonedark1049 such words where never spoken, so amazing.

    • @mostlywxcked7689
      @mostlywxcked7689 3 года назад +2

      @SP M Well no one cares if its stolen no one owns the idea of the comment :/

    • @Cam-pz3bk
      @Cam-pz3bk 3 года назад +2

      @SP M in case you didnt know, mikayla quoted the video thinking it was funny

  • @b-init1221
    @b-init1221 3 года назад +1942

    I love how official Minecraft is going hand-in-hand with the meme community.

    • @dravengrondona
      @dravengrondona 3 года назад +47

      I decided to watch a video from this channel, and I see this....
      This is amazing.

    • @IceInTheSoda
      @IceInTheSoda 3 года назад +14

      it's all find and dandy, but i can still see where it's directed to kids

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 3 года назад +13

      IceInTheSoda It always was and always will be

    • @LukiKruki
      @LukiKruki 3 года назад +6

      @@SavageDaAverage Cause Alex wasn't first and they are too lazy to add retexture variant.

    • @christieblackwood7807
      @christieblackwood7807 3 года назад

      @@LukiKruki and are you trying to do anything about that? who's lazy now

  • @poisonapple420
    @poisonapple420 3 года назад +1

    "Relaxing?" "The Nether."
    *gasps*

  • @amyjohnson6927
    @amyjohnson6927 3 года назад +1

    Mobbo actually was kinda cool, I would love if it was added into Minecraft

  • @MrAshton
    @MrAshton 3 года назад +625

    “Every mob has a purpose”
    Bats: that don’t drop anything not even xp”

  • @GTron13
    @GTron13 3 года назад +426

    "Almost every mob in minecraft has a purpose"
    *Almost*
    *sad Wandering Trader noises*

    • @Pataponaddict
      @Pataponaddict 3 года назад +10

      you don't want decor?

    • @notinuse679
      @notinuse679 3 года назад +42

      *leads say otherwise*

    • @gautamvaze1101
      @gautamvaze1101 3 года назад +42

      They have a very important purpose. Leads dont come cheap ya know

    • @builderdog3875
      @builderdog3875 3 года назад +28

      u mean
      *sad bat noises*

    • @denyraw
      @denyraw 3 года назад +14

      They sometimes give you ice and Nautilus shells, the real useless mob is the bat.

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 2 года назад +1

    This is so educational, yet also self aware! Great Job!

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy 3 года назад

    5:20 I love how that grunt goes with the pitch of the beat

  • @kwginobili
    @kwginobili 3 года назад +540

    “we’ve decided to make Mobbo 86% less cute”
    *proceedes to only make them 76%*

    • @gracienoble2880
      @gracienoble2880 3 года назад +31

      Hey hey hey, they're Minecraft devs, they don't have to be good at maths to make a good game.

    • @LaloKURD
      @LaloKURD 3 года назад +16

      check the caption at that moment lol

    • @dothatshit6274
      @dothatshit6274 3 года назад +2

      That’s,the point sergeant.

    • @F100cTomas
      @F100cTomas 3 года назад +3

      @@gracienoble2880 but computers use a lot of maths

    • @kwginobili
      @kwginobili 3 года назад +2

      slemany RUclips but who realistically (other than hearing impaired people) actually use the subtitles unironically? lol

  • @Jojono-sq3vx
    @Jojono-sq3vx 3 года назад +262

    "Almost every mob in minecraft has a purpose"
    Bats: *Sweats uselessly*

    • @LukiKruki
      @LukiKruki 3 года назад +22

      [Ocelot] I had a purpose in my life, now I am as usefull as you, bat. Wolf, you're next.
      [Wolf] Sweats

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 3 года назад +2

      well you can use em for randomizers...

    • @Kait07_
      @Kait07_ 3 года назад +14

      If you go mining and you hear a bat, it means there is a cave nearby

    • @LukiKruki
      @LukiKruki 3 года назад +1

      @@julk1732 I know, what the person below said, I know too. It's just bats aren't doing as big things as Ocelot did in the past. Wolf will be next, I promise you it.

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 3 года назад +4

      @@LukiKruki well technically you can turn almost all mobs into randomizers, just bats are like the most random I think, so they good at something (unless you count the ocelot riding a creeper)

  • @disembodiednarrator
    @disembodiednarrator 3 года назад +3

    “Bats have no use”
    Target practice •=•

  • @mrscrunklebot
    @mrscrunklebot 2 года назад +2

    0:10 I love how the nether update was at the lower and smaller part of his brain

  • @coled.7665
    @coled.7665 3 года назад +392

    I was honestly expecting them to demonstrate how they ACTUALLY add a new mob, but I was not disappointed.

  • @fuppu
    @fuppu 3 года назад +316

    *”86% less cute: 24% remains”*
    Intellectuals: *hold up, something ain’t right.*

    • @nanonekk319
      @nanonekk319 3 года назад +18

      look in the subtitles and it says they can't do math lol

    • @energetictobias1238
      @energetictobias1238 3 года назад +8

      nah mobbo was 110%cute

    • @TsarTimka
      @TsarTimka 3 года назад +2

      When you play to much minecraft and so you forget how to count 🤡

  • @field5758
    @field5758 3 года назад

    Series like these are the reason why Mojang is the best games company! Also why would anyone dislike this?!

  • @Glub009
    @Glub009 3 года назад +1

    Sad to see this series ended.

  • @tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471
    @tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471 3 года назад +342

    "Susan left 10 years ago buddy"
    *"SHUTUP"*
    This is why i love the minecraft devs

  • @kleez9777
    @kleez9777 3 года назад +705

    “Every mob has a purpose”
    Bats: *Allow me to Introduce introduce myself*

    • @David-iq5yl
      @David-iq5yl 3 года назад +49

      i like bats tho they make sounds so you can find caves easily i heard bats while i strip mine and i found diamonds

    • @Darkerio
      @Darkerio 3 года назад +2

      [OTK]_DaviD DavilA ;-;

    • @joeyprell9784
      @joeyprell9784 3 года назад +8

      There annoying. Thats a purpose.

    • @AlexHerz
      @AlexHerz 3 года назад +2

      Ambient mob?

    • @Saiiri
      @Saiiri 3 года назад +3

      They are needed to find darkness in my opinion

  • @trentliu3603
    @trentliu3603 2 года назад +1

    I liked when you said "make it stop!"

  • @jamescaliberharefields5389
    @jamescaliberharefields5389 3 года назад +1

    I love that they know that if they make a series on how they designed this game. Someone could rip them off, as seen in the description "A step by step guide on ripping us off"

  • @frost4794
    @frost4794 3 года назад +328

    Minecraft: *Doesn't remove Herobrine.*
    Herobrine: "My time has come."

    • @drjvoices
      @drjvoices 3 года назад +9

      Null: you fool, you fell for one of the classic blenders.
      (Null is the father of herobrine, nethertheless)

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 3 года назад +4

      Edit: *TRUTH ABOUT HEROBRINE IS [REDACTED] THANK YOU FOR READING.*

    • @karololivas4503
      @karololivas4503 3 года назад +3

      Player: What did I do to you guys :(

    • @Joshhh.c
      @Joshhh.c 3 года назад +2

      @@drjvoices What.... when tf did Null become Herobrine's father?

    • @airisnotimmortal46300
      @airisnotimmortal46300 3 года назад +1

      @@davidgumazon I've got a headache

  • @cc-xi1xe
    @cc-xi1xe 3 года назад +326

    "Tell my wife i always love her"
    "Susan left you 10 years ago buddy"
    "Shut up"
    Thank you Minecraft for making my day

  • @femalefinder69
    @femalefinder69 2 года назад +1

    Every mob has a use:
    Bats and cats shivering in a cave

    • @levitrowell122
      @levitrowell122 2 года назад

      eh you can use cats as a creeper-repellent

  • @indianamations
    @indianamations 3 года назад +1

    Don’t try to ruin the players life
    Warden: bonjour