Hostile Mobs: Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 1 авг 2019
  • Discover the slimy way to get your name to spread through the Overworld, which mob has breath so bad that it could potentially travel the cosmos, and just how beautiful an Enderman can be. This deep dive into hostile mobs is our most hostile video yet - so hostile, it doesn't even CARE if you watch it! (Please watch it).
    Thanks yet again to Dr Zhark's Mo’ Creatures www.mocreatures.org/
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Комментарии • 4,6 тыс.

  • @astrabirry
    @astrabirry 4 года назад +5038

    Im so early zombies are still dropping feathers

    • @giganticanimatics5649
      @giganticanimatics5649 4 года назад +47

      Todd Howard when’s the next Skyrim coming out and will you make another fallout?

    • @p1vot37
      @p1vot37 4 года назад +36

      @@giganticanimatics5649 "The next skyrim"

    • @nateholtz4957
      @nateholtz4957 4 года назад +11

      DippinDots its actually oblivion 3

    • @muddywaffles8276
      @muddywaffles8276 4 года назад +4

      Can you make fallout 77

    • @xyzw8452
      @xyzw8452 4 года назад +2

      @@p1vot37 he's probably a kid.

  • @thefan6151
    @thefan6151 4 года назад +639

    4:44 Silverfish are X-Ray hackers! We should ban them

  • @juhjug
    @juhjug 4 года назад +2194

    Whoever has disliked this video are just dinnerbones trying to like it

  • @basstrap6818
    @basstrap6818 4 года назад +666

    Damn this british accent makes this video 500% better

  • @dnice1967
    @dnice1967 4 года назад +1208

    RIP Jens the Slime 2019-2019

  • @quote6013
    @quote6013 4 года назад +769

    What's more dangerous? A full grown zombie? Or a tiny baby zombie?
    Phi1za: *profuse sweating*

  • @RoblesEber
    @RoblesEber 3 года назад +87

    "If you put tags on endermites they won't despawn. Um, why would you want to do that?"
    To build an enderman farm of course!

    • @Dummigame
      @Dummigame 2 года назад +2

      They probably know XD

    • @Mr._Turtle970
      @Mr._Turtle970 2 года назад +1

      M.a.r.r.i.l.a be like:NOOOOOO

    • @BryanMorris-yc8iq
      @BryanMorris-yc8iq 2 месяца назад

      Nooo don't tell her about the enderman death house 💀💀💀

  • @stead1100
    @stead1100 3 года назад +293

    "Spiders were a lot different back in the day"
    *THEY WERE B R O W N*

  • @toastybread8100
    @toastybread8100 4 года назад +3538

    What if when you make a painting you get the achievement “bob ross”

    • @btshadsex4054
      @btshadsex4054 4 года назад +44

      Lol

    • @xbear7473
      @xbear7473 4 года назад +72

      That would be pretty cool actually

    • @xbear7473
      @xbear7473 4 года назад +23

      Making a painting takes like 2 seconds

    • @lacosa1860
      @lacosa1860 4 года назад +28

      Probably getting all the paints or changing many times the same painting

    • @devinbateman9835
      @devinbateman9835 4 года назад +7

      Yes Yes Yes 3000 I watch Bob Ross alot we should incorporate the real world into Minecraft I hope I get Minecraft Earth before summer is over I live in Texas big state of Texas

  • @DJL3G3ND
    @DJL3G3ND 4 года назад +876

    2:12 pfff yeah, who would want that?
    * sneaks off to enderman xp farm *

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 4 года назад +5

      @@craggolly noooothin...

    • @Ki_ngy
      @Ki_ngy 4 года назад +5

      DJ L3G3ND Hey, do you know the song at 2:02?

    • @ekto3687
      @ekto3687 4 года назад +2

      Dont Enderman Teleport When You Hit Them?

    • @paddlesaddlelad1881
      @paddlesaddlelad1881 4 года назад +7

      @@ekto3687 you either use magma blocks on pearl farms but people design xp farms with anti-teleportation things (carpet on top of carpet, 2.5 block high space, 128+ blocks away from main end island, etc)

    • @zenotheoriginal2916
      @zenotheoriginal2916 4 года назад

      @@Ki_ngy awaken

  • @steveharvey3444
    @steveharvey3444 4 года назад +828

    *Title:* Hostile Mobs: Ten things you didn’t know about Minecraft
    Thumbnail: Enderman
    Nine Year Old Me: ThAtS a NuEtRaL mOb

    • @jennicornplayz8178
      @jennicornplayz8178 4 года назад +15

      did you know that you can make a creeper explode with flint and steel like a tnt

    • @brandonisk8997
      @brandonisk8997 4 года назад +14

      Spiders are neutral mobs

    • @SuperBloxTube
      @SuperBloxTube 4 года назад +14

      Endermen are neutral though, they have to be provoked to attack.

    • @randomguy6723
      @randomguy6723 4 года назад +7

      A very good looking mob that has new eyes (creepy but good designed mob)

    • @cringe2050
      @cringe2050 4 года назад +2

      @@jennicornplayz8178 everyone knows that

  • @alejandrocs-cv1kj
    @alejandrocs-cv1kj 4 года назад +596

    #askmojang "Mojang should add the “Aw Man” achievement when you take damage from a creeper, which unlocks the next achievement “Take Your Revenge” when you kill one."
    can you add that one?

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 4 года назад +19

      No

    • @seba6078
      @seba6078 4 года назад +22

      i hope that happens

    • @ABruh-nv9th
      @ABruh-nv9th 4 года назад +17

      Maybe it could be like take near lethal damage from a creeper (including being saved by a totem of undying) and then kill a creeper.

    • @TheFatMarioBros
      @TheFatMarioBros 4 года назад

      YAS GREAT IDEA

    • @est1569
      @est1569 4 года назад +1

      wont happen

  • @therealenderman6057
    @therealenderman6057 4 года назад +13039

    Hey maybe if you will give me your coordinates we can go out and eat some dinner?

    • @slimedittyaka..l4gut764
      @slimedittyaka..l4gut764 4 года назад +539

      @@mrflippy3578 u ruined it

    • @TairaDekretser
      @TairaDekretser 4 года назад +632

      I have grass block for you to pickup with me, and whats best is that my area is water-free ;)

    • @JordanG4117
      @JordanG4117 4 года назад +208

      J D I had a streak of seven with no pearl one time lol.

    • @Fastesfern
      @Fastesfern 4 года назад +130

      why are u cheating on me

    • @ChubbyTwiggy
      @ChubbyTwiggy 4 года назад +148

      i ship them

  • @ayyyple
    @ayyyple 4 года назад +1350

    All what we want is........
    *WHEN YOU KILL A CREEPER YOU GET AN ACHIEVEMENT CALLED "AWW MAN"*

    • @thedopeypotato
      @thedopeypotato 4 года назад +15

      @Blue Setter no it wont, because on their discord they wont let you say creeper or aww man.

    • @Carsonairy
      @Carsonairy 4 года назад +2

      what post? mojang might ignore it anyways

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 4 года назад +6

      No, it's just pointless for just killing a creeper, maybe just a yellow splash text, nothing more.

    • @lonradb
      @lonradb 4 года назад

      Blue Setter please don’t make them a meme exclusive channel

    • @raymint6118
      @raymint6118 4 года назад

      Patient!!

  • @drnkenalien
    @drnkenalien 4 года назад +127

    I fear no man,
    But that thing..
    1:42 *the second ravenger*
    It scares me

    • @tugazu
      @tugazu 4 года назад +18

      I fear notihing
      But that monster
      It 4:35
      scares me

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад +3

      @@tugazu it's "I fear no man
      But that *thing*
      It scares me"

    • @Grey-The-Skeleton
      @Grey-The-Skeleton 4 года назад +5

      When the melting iron golem is running towards you on all fours.

    • @MarkSalesman
      @MarkSalesman 4 года назад +1

      I hate how nobody knows that this is from TF2

    • @hoogis
      @hoogis 4 года назад +3

      4:30

  • @user-gw5gx8gn2g
    @user-gw5gx8gn2g 4 года назад +165

    The outro looks dope! Please make it the loading screen when we log into minecraft

    • @ahgares
      @ahgares 3 года назад +2

      Theyll do it in 1.17

    • @kiruthiya6522
      @kiruthiya6522 3 года назад

      @@ahgares not really

    • @ahgares
      @ahgares 3 года назад

      @@kiruthiya6522 oh... thats sad

  • @wat9834
    @wat9834 4 года назад +804

    Ravager? What's that?
    I only know
    *_S P I C Y C O W_*

  • @DJSlimeball
    @DJSlimeball 4 года назад +554

    1:31 Steve's official voice CONFIRMED.

  • @haze5069
    @haze5069 2 года назад +22

    I see why she doesn’t like naming Endermites. It’s the result of the many deaths of the love of her life.

  • @reallyreal2007
    @reallyreal2007 4 года назад +99

    Who else remembers in minecraft lite when there was only zombies?
    Good memories... sad I can’t play it anymore

    • @w7u
      @w7u 4 года назад +8

      Have you forgotten that you can go to earlier versions of Minecraft on the launcher
      Or is this a woooosh

    • @sidechain0
      @sidechain0 4 года назад

      Because you lost your hands?

    • @UndeadFleshgod
      @UndeadFleshgod 4 года назад +6

      Who else remembers minecraft when there was only Creative and no water physics, it just flooded the whole damn map.

    • @mackenzie2091
      @mackenzie2091 4 года назад

      UndeadFleshgod I remember this );;;; that was THE WORST

    • @mackenzie2091
      @mackenzie2091 4 года назад

      UndeadFleshgod I’m getting flashbacks

  • @Bluecolty
    @Bluecolty 4 года назад +884

    I feel like we need an actual "10 reasons why endermen are total cuties" video now

    • @r-3549
      @r-3549 4 года назад +15

      curious, i am

    • @martinhaclaudino
      @martinhaclaudino 4 года назад +6

      0_0

    • @noscopespider
      @noscopespider 4 года назад +19

      endermen are very attractive just put a bag on their head and they won't bother you

    • @Pappu_Ragger
      @Pappu_Ragger 4 года назад +4

      A damn enderman is inside my home, and I am scared to death of him!!!!!!

    • @youraveragesub
      @youraveragesub 3 года назад

      Number 1 is her mobtalker anime look

  • @toutac8886
    @toutac8886 4 года назад +816

    Things that need to be added
    5:41 when you open the game
    Aww man achievement when you kill a creeper or when you kill it with tnt or something
    5:41 this thing plz I’m begging you
    5:41 seriously
    Unless it hits cobblestone achievement

    • @Extrility4874
      @Extrility4874 4 года назад +25

      Yes especially number 1 3 and 4

    • @Gigg_
      @Gigg_ 4 года назад +12

      Bruh u stole my thing

    • @skupz
      @skupz 4 года назад +2

      @ intro*

    •  4 года назад +1

      @@skupz ty

    • @noelcornelia1325
      @noelcornelia1325 4 года назад +1

      169

  • @senorfryingpan9685
    @senorfryingpan9685 4 года назад +83

    3:46 fireball: me trying to find diamonds
    Cobblestone: creeper

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 3 года назад +3

      Me when I mine for gold in the nether:fireball Piglins when they see me: cobblestone

    • @someperson1767
      @someperson1767 3 года назад +1

      Aw man

    • @YourLocalNobody420
      @YourLocalNobody420 3 года назад

      @@someperson1767 you are stuck in 2019 my friend

  • @water_melanie
    @water_melanie 4 года назад +75

    Literally anyone: "10 things you didn't know about in Minecraft"
    Me: *Laughs in Minecraft veteran*

  • @julian-vn7jf
    @julian-vn7jf 4 года назад +298

    1:41 if I encountered that creepy thing in my game, i would uninstall and sleep with all my lights on...

  • @ahmed4363
    @ahmed4363 4 года назад +783

    I am sure everyone would agree that
    5:41 should be the first thing you see when you open minecraft java and bedrock
    Edit: people find this comment? How?

  • @maxdunn4756
    @maxdunn4756 4 года назад +23

    Technically the enderman is neutral, not hostile, so they shouldn't be on this list at all.

  • @Username-iq6qz
    @Username-iq6qz 4 года назад +15

    New achievement ideas:
    1:Aw man!
    Kill your first creeper
    2:This task a gruleing one
    Find your first 10 diamonds
    3:The inmortal
    Name your dog "Sven"

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад +1

      Why sven and it's immortal not inmortal

    • @SuperBloxTube
      @SuperBloxTube 4 года назад

      Ah yeah Sven,
      *PewDiePie’s Minecraft Dog.*

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад

      @@SuperBloxTube who s pewdirpiw

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад

      @@shaylam9151 لم أسمع عنه من قبل

  • @luminexgamer658
    @luminexgamer658 4 года назад +267

    5:20 the guards from area 51 watching us running like naruto

  • @ендермєш
    @ендермєш 4 года назад +2392

    Petition to add achievement "aww man"
    |
    |
    v

    • @_Pike
      @_Pike 4 года назад +7

      Good username

    • @faio1794
      @faio1794 4 года назад +1

      о емать и ты русский

    • @CinemaSans
      @CinemaSans 4 года назад +4

      Achievement: Creeper? Aww man.

    • @SPADE-de1wk
      @SPADE-de1wk 4 года назад +3

      Lets say you get the achievement by killing a creeper that almost exploded you

    • @nickjaypro762
      @nickjaypro762 4 года назад +2

      Advancement!! ACHIEVEMENTS WERE GONE WAY BACK IN 2017 SO STOP!!!

  • @transparentgacha9023
    @transparentgacha9023 4 года назад +23

    4:44 "That means a silverfish can be watching YOU right now!"
    me* Looks at wall in fear"
    computer" and it only drops EP

  • @Donomite
    @Donomite 4 года назад +14

    1:42 THANK GOD IT WASNT #2 THATS CREEPY

  • @cujo4793
    @cujo4793 4 года назад +979

    What Famous people see in Minecraft Monday when Technoblade's out for blood: 4:32

  • @duckyjoel5373
    @duckyjoel5373 4 года назад +1096

    "Creeper, aww man" should be an achievement when you die to a Creeper
    "Revenge" should be an achievement you get when you kill a creeper after dying to one
    Edit:Maybe surviving a creeper blast will give you the achievement "Creeper, Aww man" so hardcore players can still get it (Thanks to the guy in the comment)

    • @_Guigui
      @_Guigui 4 года назад +27

      'CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIIGHT...

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 4 года назад +36

      creeper no creeping!
      Creeper No Creeping!
      CREEPER NO CREEPING!!!
      Creeper: Aww man!

    • @Farmdafish
      @Farmdafish 4 года назад +1

      Or splash text

    • @Luminitza_Noptii
      @Luminitza_Noptii 4 года назад +2

      no.

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 4 года назад +2

      @@Luminitza_Noptii *CASUAL*

  • @chromea
    @chromea 3 года назад +9

    3:48 I can't stop laughting

  • @sandromariano1149
    @sandromariano1149 4 года назад +14

    3:37 bye bye fireball see you in 100 million years

    • @who316
      @who316 4 года назад +2

      Unless it hits a cobblestone.

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 3 года назад

      thats meteors

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells 4 года назад +463

    This is slowly becoming my favourite thing on the internet

  • @mrred6635
    @mrred6635 4 года назад +662

    When you see that mc devs thinks enderman and baby zombie are cute
    Everyone : awwwww man
    Edit: dont sing the song . This is a Christian mc server

    • @greenbananas1240
      @greenbananas1240 4 года назад +14

      MR DADDY So we back in the mine

    • @rustys7017
      @rustys7017 4 года назад +8

      I think endermen are cute (not those darn baby zombies)

    • @ендермєш
      @ендермєш 4 года назад +1

      got our pickaxe swinging

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 года назад +2

      players: so we back in the mine got a pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side

    • @shycatTheplayer
      @shycatTheplayer 4 года назад +1

      Side to side

  • @mr_king9690
    @mr_king9690 4 года назад +14

    5:41 Add this please when we open the game❤

  • @donaudampfschiffahrtselek8431
    @donaudampfschiffahrtselek8431 4 года назад +111

    Who can see a Russian flag?
    0:16

  • @Volvo-ss3vg
    @Volvo-ss3vg 4 года назад +294

    This is litterally me when i'm fighting a raid: 1:30

  • @ElementiaYT
    @ElementiaYT 4 года назад +379

    This is actually really well done. Very cool, Minecraft.

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 4 года назад +13

    3:22
    Well that's some Interstellar level!

  • @vorlox5094
    @vorlox5094 4 года назад +17

    "get at leats five fruit, vegetables, or *villagers* a day"

  • @anonymouscheesepie3768
    @anonymouscheesepie3768 4 года назад +359

    "...if you put a name tag on them, you can name them!"
    hmmm yes
    the floor here is made out of floor

    • @bensmokes3254
      @bensmokes3254 4 года назад +7

      Did you know wood is made out of wood

    • @drfreakoman9976
      @drfreakoman9976 4 года назад +1

      Funniest comment ever

    • @collin0898
      @collin0898 4 года назад +4

      The snow is snowier than before

    • @gabbie07
      @gabbie07 4 года назад

      hmm nyes hmm

    • @datblucatgirl2829
      @datblucatgirl2829 4 года назад

      the floor here is made of millions and millions of atoms bunched together in compounds making a solid floor :0

  • @christhecustomcharacter1409
    @christhecustomcharacter1409 4 года назад +260

    Girls locker room: Why do we do PE everyday?
    Boys locker room: 5:22

    • @user-sc8mj3gu3t
      @user-sc8mj3gu3t 4 года назад +5

      In the girls locker room someone says they're ugly then someone else says no you're not, you're gorgeous. Or they complain about other girls.

    • @subswithoutnovideosChall-hu5ez
      @subswithoutnovideosChall-hu5ez 4 года назад +1

      lmfao

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 4 года назад +1

      @@user-sc8mj3gu3t They're always complain on complaint to complain complain.

    • @roroo
      @roroo 4 года назад

      im my girls locoer room they just change and checo themselves out in the mirror and talk about how they dont wanna do gym. but me and my friends talk about the weirdest things

    • @sircommentthecommenter4501
      @sircommentthecommenter4501 4 года назад

      cecelia rose ikr lol

  • @dorianlander8097
    @dorianlander8097 4 года назад +8

    2:27 OMG! Diamonds! 💙

  • @thingamaballs5265
    @thingamaballs5265 4 года назад +27

    Minecraft generates forever...
    Me: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @AFCDep
    @AFCDep 4 года назад +535

    2:14
    Narrator: why would you want to do that
    Me, an intellectual: To make an enderman farm, silly

    • @2hillsinbetween
      @2hillsinbetween 4 года назад

      Ranga r woooosh

    • @duckmcfuddle7537
      @duckmcfuddle7537 4 года назад +11

      ya eblan that’s not an r/woooosh... he obviously understood the joke in the video, and made one himself

    • @Bengy.
      @Bengy. 4 года назад +1

      @@2hillsinbetween ah yes. it appears we have found the typical reddit user.

    • @stogiermink
      @stogiermink 4 года назад +5

      @@2hillsinbetween r/ihavereddit
      r/iam14andthisiswoooosh

    • @evanbookout
      @evanbookout 4 года назад +1

      ya eblan *it’s funny because the computer has a giant enderman obsession*

  • @dr.abito2850
    @dr.abito2850 4 года назад +695

    Me before the vid:
    The vid will be like: zombies spawn at night
    After the vid:
    Wow I didn't know any of these
    Guys it's just a meme
    I litteraly know everyone of them
    I played Minecraft more than 300 hours

    • @jedibob4346
      @jedibob4346 4 года назад +30

      You didn’t know that baby zombies are faster than adult zombies?

    • @ryuuducat
      @ryuuducat 4 года назад +5

      Not even the baby zombie one?

    • @torsbend1623
      @torsbend1623 4 года назад +5

      I only knew like 3 facts

    • @jhaisol8858
      @jhaisol8858 4 года назад +1

      I knew the slime spawn most in moon full

    • @hexayin
      @hexayin 4 года назад +2

      Congratulations on playing minecraft for a full 30 minutes.

  • @michaelgaming1991
    @michaelgaming1991 4 года назад +26

    I think this girl is obsessed with -Basketball players-
    I mean endermen.

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 3 года назад +4

    5:14 I *MUST* know what expression Jens made.

  • @augustinrobert2472
    @augustinrobert2472 4 года назад +313

    R.I.P JENS THE SLIME
    F in the chat

  • @Abby-ku7we
    @Abby-ku7we 4 года назад +1227

    Congratulations
    Your games are on Trending
    You beat Fortnite, finally

    • @L33_006
      @L33_006 4 года назад +8

      Leandro Lewis you mean thanks to the community

    • @shubby8687
      @shubby8687 4 года назад +9

      Thank you PewDiePie, very cool.

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 4 года назад +1

      Peeeeeewudepie

    • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
      @TheAlphaTeamPlays 4 года назад +4

      Fortnite and minecraft are very different games and both are good. It doesn’t matter who’s statistically on top

    • @cuckulous3040
      @cuckulous3040 4 года назад +21

      @@TheAlphaTeamPlays minecract was the first of it's kind, a unique timeless masterpiece. Fortnite is an uncreative cumstain on history's rug

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 4 года назад +8

    0:47 ZombieCleo would like these tips

  • @zpwner383
    @zpwner383 4 года назад +2

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that likes endermen...
    I- uh- I mean.. They're spooky! And purple!

  • @ignqloof
    @ignqloof 4 года назад +169

    Honestly she's not the only one who think Endermen are kinda cute-

    • @ErikTheEnderman
      @ErikTheEnderman 4 года назад +6

      Love you too ;3

    • @Star_Mans_Legacy
      @Star_Mans_Legacy 4 года назад +12

      I was at Gamestop one time, and I saw this Enderman toy sitting on the Counter. I May be Older buy am still a Minecraft Fan Boy... Talking to the person running their Hour's I put up the Enderman toy on the Counter and they started doing their thing with the register... But I noticed that I was one dollar Short... I told them that I couldn't afford it, and they then said. " I will sell you that Enderman toy for a Discount if you let me touch you. " Then I Said. " What the Hell..? No your not touching me..! " Man... Weirdo's these Day's... They're just Creeps... ** Slowly Holding up an Enderman Plushie **

    • @ibimssss
      @ibimssss 4 года назад +6

      and i thought im the only one who thinks endermen are cute

    • @thepoopfarter290
      @thepoopfarter290 4 года назад +3

      Enderman are bae

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 4 года назад +4

      Tall handsome mobs AmIright?

  • @ok_logan8420
    @ok_logan8420 4 года назад +433

    thank you to everyone at mojang for being an actually cool company that’s like memey and stuff. i generally enjoyed this video and literally laughed out loud

    • @peculiarlamp
      @peculiarlamp 4 года назад +6

      Yay! I am the 64th like on this comment what a lucky day! Thank you to the 63rd like that unintentionally gave me the boost I need. 😁😇
      Boy, I wish I had Minecraft emojis on my phone..... 😕

    • @greenpepper2
      @greenpepper2 4 года назад +3

      SAME!! I love this whole series-almost!!

    • @FancyGonkBoi
      @FancyGonkBoi 4 года назад

      Spicy Cow

    • @cheemscheemsburger8277
      @cheemscheemsburger8277 4 года назад +1

      DAD?

    • @MirrorHall_Clay
      @MirrorHall_Clay 4 года назад +3

      Memey but not r/fellowkids memey. Just how the devs of the best selling game ever made should be.

  • @n4usea
    @n4usea 4 года назад +6

    Can you add butterflies?? Or bees
    Bees:they sting if you hit them, they land on flowers and throw seeds that are nectar
    Butterflies:they land on flowers and throw seeds that are nectar
    Nectar:you can make honey by ¿cooking? It
    Please add those please!!! 😭😭😭😭

    • @thepwaters
      @thepwaters 4 года назад

      Bees are already in the game

  • @RedStoneMatt
    @RedStoneMatt 3 года назад +2

    2:14
    enderman farms: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @Genospark_
    @Genospark_ 4 года назад +324

    “Hello, my name is *minecraft enchantment table language* “

  • @fluxapothecary4332
    @fluxapothecary4332 4 года назад +167

    10 Reason the Enderman is a Total Cutie...
    ...Where is the real video...
    I need it for research

    • @qweeeefsniffa
      @qweeeefsniffa 4 года назад +8

      its for a school project

    • @jamman3921
      @jamman3921 4 года назад +11

      I don’t need sleep, I need answers

    • @barret9182
      @barret9182 4 года назад +1

      69 likes nice

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 3 года назад

      1. eyes re PurPlE
      2. theyr toll
      3. theyrnt wide
      4. theyr slim
      5. theyr dont haz any cloth, so they dont use fabric.
      6. theyr has dark skin/fur,
      i found opnly 6 og yhose.

  • @LucFx17
    @LucFx17 4 года назад +8

    WHOAAOT THERES HORSEEEEES IN MINECRAFT?!
    Horses : oh no...

  • @PerpendicularFlight5
    @PerpendicularFlight5 2 года назад +2

    "10 reasons why endermen are total cuties"
    Hapico: *AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY*

  • @Herfdiug
    @Herfdiug 4 года назад +248

    Nobody :
    Not even Shrek :
    Computer : *I WAnT tO LIvE iN a swAmP*

    • @Yekulten
      @Yekulten 4 года назад +23

      Computer: wItH aN EndErMaN!

    • @apanofbread
      @apanofbread 4 года назад +4

      Is that a nobody meme xddddddddddddddddd

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 4 года назад

      We need a mod for It!

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 4 года назад +1

      @@lechute8635 not laugh funny didn't

    • @o4_
      @o4_ 4 года назад +1

      Shrek: Get! Out! Of My! Swamp!

  • @ilikescatsalot
    @ilikescatsalot 4 года назад +132

    I love how they added some memes.

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation 3 года назад +2

    “Everyone loves slimes, but if you put a name tag on them, you can name them!”
    Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor

  • @Dummigame
    @Dummigame 2 года назад +2

    7: literally anybody who needs xp: *"My goals are beyond your understanding."*

  • @aspenlovelock8115
    @aspenlovelock8115 4 года назад +185

    Theory: the AI is alive inside a real, old computer. It only has minecraft downloaded and has learnt everything from it. It thinks minecraft is reality. That’s why it has a legitimate crush on endermen.

    • @kingstonmrse4154
      @kingstonmrse4154 4 года назад +14

      Aspen Lovelock you seriously made a theory off of this...call up the game theorists

    • @99fulgur
      @99fulgur 4 года назад +3

      Yo this is cool

    • @hellointernet4467
      @hellointernet4467 4 года назад +1

      @@kingstonmrse4154 *Game Satanic Script

    • @ananassuzerain2291
      @ananassuzerain2291 4 года назад +4

      But that’s just a theory... a game theory.

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 3 года назад +1

      but MSV3582 sold her soul for 3 beans

  • @Herfdiug
    @Herfdiug 4 года назад +386

    10% Comment : Normal comments
    90% Comment : plz add creeper aww man achievement

    • @pepsicola3561
      @pepsicola3561 4 года назад +1

      Nice well thought out and uncommon comment

    • @osbean4342
      @osbean4342 4 года назад +2

      Actually it's 69% creeper aww man comments,
      20% normal comments,
      and 11% enderman comments.

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад

      5:41 they should make this a startup animation for mc

  • @SebastianHernandezfx
    @SebastianHernandezfx 3 года назад +2

    “if you put a name tag on them, you can name them.”
    *whoa*

  • @helencaldwell2964
    @helencaldwell2964 3 года назад +3

    I cant believe that minecraft described ravagers as "spicy cows"

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +225

    *Comment Section:* _* exists *_
    *Commenters:* CREEPER
    *Me:* _Aww man, here we go again_

    • @MTGamerSG
      @MTGamerSG 4 года назад

      DO YOU WANT TO PLAY Minecraft: Roblox Edition web.roblox.com/games/3579360380/Minecraft-Roblox-Edition

    • @cxptaincj1635
      @cxptaincj1635 4 года назад +6

      MtGAMER SUPER GAMING no

    • @marclucasflores245
      @marclucasflores245 4 года назад +1

      I know right

    • @borednstuff8394
      @borednstuff8394 4 года назад +2

      @@MTGamerSG Um *no*

    • @linocrisostomo7045
      @linocrisostomo7045 4 года назад +1

      @@MTGamerSG no roblox is trash

  • @Abby-ku7we
    @Abby-ku7we 4 года назад +251

    "Jöergen was like a father to me, I love him like a son"
    -Felix arvid urf kjellberg

    • @michuumichowski
      @michuumichowski 4 года назад +15

      What? You never played Tuber Simulator?

    • @TemmieTem
      @TemmieTem 4 года назад +4

      @@michuumichowski i have you idiot

    • @sauceke9031
      @sauceke9031 4 года назад +7

      You know its fun right
      I'm not supposed to give my opinions but give it a try and then you can tell me if its good or not
      Not convinced jet?okay I cut you a deal,the game is available for free and that's a great price

    • @michuumichowski
      @michuumichowski 4 года назад +1

      @@TemmieTem Go back to colleg.

    • @Abby-ku7we
      @Abby-ku7we 4 года назад +2

      @@sauceke9031 Tuber simulator, is so relevant, that it's got a brand new minigames, Craniac

  • @curllum
    @curllum 4 года назад +3

    “Silverfish could watch be watching you right now”
    Thanks for my daily dose of paranoia

  • @m3rcurywh0r36
    @m3rcurywh0r36 3 года назад +3

    I relate heavily to her crush on enderman. What can I say, I love a tall dark, scary, screeching man.

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 3 года назад +1

      dung forget the slim.

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 3 года назад

      @Witchy boy but slenderman has no face and enderman has one.

  • @thishin
    @thishin 4 года назад +53

    Ph1lza still shakes whenever the thought of a baby zombie crosses his mind

  • @avrenak2279
    @avrenak2279 4 года назад +68

    I love how minecraft makes different content from the other games lol

  • @Maapll
    @Maapll 4 года назад +1

    Please make :
    1. Fox can be tamed
    2. Cages in minecraft
    3. Armour for pets + wings for pets
    4. A mod we can play as mobs
    5. Every block can be placed
    6. A multiplayer setting
    7.make hostile foxes with more tails (kitsune) , base : white . Tail end , paws , ears and mouth : red ( tamed with head )
    8. We can lead every mob
    9. Please do these :)

  • @laureen83
    @laureen83 4 года назад +4

    1:09
    And if you put a nametag on them, you can make them😂😂

  • @njf1175
    @njf1175 4 года назад +53

    *mentions baby zombie*
    Me: *flashbacks to running out of a cave at half a heart being chased by one*
    *shudders*

  • @drakefrom2011
    @drakefrom2011 4 года назад +432

    Woah I'm pretty early this is wild

  • @NotKevinNeverWas
    @NotKevinNeverWas 3 года назад +1

    Marill-- I mean, the computer took "Tall, dark, and handsome" wayy to literally haha

  • @ryanmcvey1473
    @ryanmcvey1473 4 года назад +2

    1:42 confirmation that the ravager is a mutant, captive villager.

  • @NewRevolutionTrainer
    @NewRevolutionTrainer 4 года назад +79

    Wait. Did you just confirmed that the Minecraft earth is round and not a square? 3:36

  • @diamondmario64
    @diamondmario64 4 года назад +52

    This is so trippy, I love it.
    Thank you Mojang!

  • @beady5831
    @beady5831 4 года назад +3

    3:41 This could be a perfect moment for the Shooting Star Meme.

  • @nathanpayne6765
    @nathanpayne6765 4 года назад +1

    For anyone wishing to build our lovely computer host in minecraft this is a good shot of her! 4:57

  • @noobplaysgammeees6392
    @noobplaysgammeees6392 4 года назад +33

    Thanks for the NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE at 4:32 I would have been scared of getting close to pigs

    • @vajradagrun1524
      @vajradagrun1524 4 года назад

      Oooh. I wonder how wolves would be affected if this happened to pigs...

    • @nullkazune2025
      @nullkazune2025 4 года назад

      @@vajradagrun1524 you get furries.

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 3 года назад

      @@nullkazune2025 that arent scarier than werepigs.

    • @royalfelineandtracygrant
      @royalfelineandtracygrant 4 месяца назад

      I thought it was “not actual gameplay footage?” Not “not actual gameplay footage”

  • @peterredston8454
    @peterredston8454 4 года назад +132

    This video said probably, I already knew these facts.
    Probably...

  • @CamilaThe
    @CamilaThe 4 года назад +3

    0:51 thanks, but how do you change your profile picture? I need to find out because I have no brain

  • @xentiment6581
    @xentiment6581 4 года назад +5

    I think saying 'We added' and 'We removed' when talking about dancing Steve is a bit of a stretch?

    • @jky1771
      @jky1771 4 года назад

      she said steves and humans

  • @mrrio2200
    @mrrio2200 4 года назад +121

    But endermen are neutral mobs, right?

    • @justaprogrammer6031
      @justaprogrammer6031 4 года назад +5

      sorta

    • @vajradagrun1524
      @vajradagrun1524 4 года назад +20

      They are. Just don’t hit them or look higher than their hips and you will be fine.

    • @goetzwt1879
      @goetzwt1879 4 года назад +11

      They’re closer to hostile because they’re very easily aggravated

    • @sjwalkin
      @sjwalkin 4 года назад +5

      @@vajradagrun1524 *chest
      literally anything is good except the head, just the chest gets risky as its easy for them to walk in a way that could potentially force you to look at their head.

    • @Jevmin
      @Jevmin 4 года назад +5

      @@goetzwt1879 No, because as long as you need to aggravate the mob for it to attack you, no matter how easy or hard, it will always be a neutral mob.

  • @patrickm.9669
    @patrickm.9669 4 года назад +130

    Petition to make when you kill a creeper "Aw Man" achievement

  • @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur
    @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur 4 года назад +2

    0:29
    **baby zombie**
    Phlza1:*hardcore flashbacks*

  • @ItsGravix
    @ItsGravix 4 года назад

    5:41 Okay that's cool but can we take a moment to appreciate how well made the outro is? It should be a new main menu screen.

  • @jamesd9898
    @jamesd9898 4 года назад +64

    Petition to make that outro the startup animation for Minecraft
    👇

  • @Its_Sebas_Yk
    @Its_Sebas_Yk 4 года назад +118

    Computer has a Enderman fetish while talking about mobs. Thank you Mojang, very cool.

    • @fireboythestar3455
      @fireboythestar3455 4 года назад +2

      I have a crush on illagers

    • @who316
      @who316 4 года назад +9

      @@fireboythestar3455 they look like a bunch of Squidwards in Squidward city.

    • @AverageSynth
      @AverageSynth 3 года назад +3

      @@who316 they act like him too

    • @hoogis
      @hoogis 3 года назад +3

      This is why you dont leave intelligent a.i. plugged in inside a closet for multiple years. They might get more and more intelligent and end up befriending a powerful otherworldly entity...
      Hmmm kinda like Scp-079

  • @zuluactual839
    @zuluactual839 4 года назад +2

    5:43 MOJANG! DON'T KEEP THAT SOUNDTRACK ALL BY YOURSELF! RELEASE IT NOW THIS *INSTANT* !

  • @deathbyduck1
    @deathbyduck1 3 года назад

    2:10 Computer: Lol they are useless.
    Enderman farm: am i a joke to you?